Local gun hero stories

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nigger what

>>31733688
Yes, I also enjoy the doing of the actions that we humans do.

It's a good a thing that I am of the human, and no one else, yes?

> things that never happened.

>>31733757
This is true the anonymous friends!! I was think fast in order to save yourself and the secretary!

Chocolate Monkey fear Reeses

>>31733799
This is why I need guns.

To remove extra-terrestrial.

What the fuck is this? This sounds like the words that would come out of some sort of extraterrestrial being trying to pass as a human of some kind but it fails miserably at it.

Foreigners!? :O

I am not of sky people!

Get out of here skinwalker! You have been found out

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>>31733688
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>>31733799

>three dubs

Guys i think we got another Ayy confirmation.

Fuck, is it the one that guy took a picture of?

FUCK, WE'RE COMPROMISED.

>>31733916
If quads, its Ayy confirmed.

>>31733916
What ayy? :O

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I... u wot

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>>31733688
>it's an "Anon pretends to be a foreigner who speaks in extremely broken and nonsensical english to get (You)'s" episode

NANI?

>>31734178
And yet, you're one of the only fags who actually GAVE him a (you)....

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>>31733688

>>31733860
haha I wouldn't worry about it

>>31733916
>is it the one that guy took a picture of?
Oh fuck I forgot about that ;_;

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>>31733688
What in all of the fuck.

>>31733860
How is of the anonymous Say?

Preposterous.

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>>31733688

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>>31733688
English nigger, do you speak it?

>>31733688
comrade i don't think that was vodka

>>31733860
I hope the ayyliums are humanoid and fuckable.

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>>31734777
MFW you can't even pull Klingon pussy.

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>>31733688

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>>31733688

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>>31733688

Gettin' real tired of this shit...

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>>31733688

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>>31733688
Nothing to see here /k/ommandos

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>>31734777
What you really need to hope for is that the ayys like 300 lbs of body fat encased in petrified cheeto dust and anti-fungal creme.

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>>31733688

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>>31733733
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>>31735706

Ive been looking this over for hours trying to figure it out, i think i got it, but dont quote me on that.

>???
>Ayynon wants to eat some chocolate
>Ayynon goes to a gas station to get some chocolate
>Some black guys come up to rob the store
>Ayynon starts ripping open chocolates and slamming them into himself and his orifices (mouth and anus????)
>He's dripping with chocolate, tries to run for it
>Slams into black guy, kissing him, starts vomiting the chocolate into his mouth
>Steals the dudes gun, shoots him and his friends outside

I... think?

>>31736064
Who fucking does that?

>>31736894
Whoever speaks English like that

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>>31733688
>That there is an intelligence

Judging from your post OP, there is none.

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>>31736064
I think you are right.

Fucking ayy lmaos. We need to build a god damn space wall.

What the fuck is this?

WHat is happeing on /k/ this past week, jesus.

>>31733688
ingles bro

>be me
>23 years old
>want a chocolate bar
>go to gas station
>Go to the register to look at the chocolate
>2 black gangbangers walk in
>Notice bulge, possibly gun
>Nig1: Get on the ground and gib monies
>Shove a chocolate in my ass and walk out
>One follows me out and I slap the juicy juice out of his hand
>He shoots at me and misses
>spit some of the chocolate in my mouth into his eyes and snatch his gun away.
>Some of the chocolate goes in his mouth>
>wait for other guy outside and shoot him too.
>declared local hero.

>>31733860

Nothing to worry about, it's just what happens when someone forgets to recharge Hillary Clinton

>brb suiciding with 3 shots to the back of the head, climbing into a duffel bag and tossing myself out of a 5 storey building into the river humber

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>>31733688

What the fuck am I reading

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What drugs are you op?

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>>31733688
What did he mean by this?

>>31733943
Lurk Moar

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>>31733688
>MFW trying to comprehend this

>>31733860
Just skin walkers attempting to post here.

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>>31733688
We shall purge whatever world you come from to put an end to this heresy.

>>31733860
Op is confirmed reptilian

>>31736064
Howdy, squishy! We are here to vomit language with the young man who lives in this shelter unit.

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remove extraterrestrial

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AYYLIUMS LEAVE

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>>31733688

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I think it's the same guy that posted pic related a few days ago trying to go for round 2

>>31743029
I dont know, that guy seemed more coherent.

>>31733688
>"I chocolate boy AM DARK fellow"
what

>>31733746

Ah yes! I, too, am a human! Humans are the best!

>>31733688
>>31740208

I'm noticing a pattern here!

Ban chocolate! Register all chocolate producers and suppliers on a list and forbid them from manufacturing and distributing candy!

Enact anti chocolate legislation immediately!

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>>31733688
Ay lmao. I hope you come in peace op.

>>31741222
Skinwalker has got internet access.

fucking skinwalker aliens on my damn /k/

>>31740320
>I wouldn't worry about it

Skinwalkers how do you get internet in the shithole desert that is the 4 corners region

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help me

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>>31733688

Digits confirmed, prepared to be anally probed by Ayys or visited by Govt spooks

>>31741509
10/10 underrated gir

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>>31733688
This can't have been put through google translate, there are words too big for that in here.
This means you actually typed this shit out
What the fuck op

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>>31733688

>>31743029
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>>31733916

>innafactory
>earnan paycheck
>hear a ruckus
>sudden bang
>iknowthatreport.jpg
>"lol somebody dropped a mold"
>minorityreport2:firearmboogaloo
>hear one scream turn into many
>bangarang now on repeat
>this is it
>this is the day middle management fired the wrong man at the wrong time
>this is the day the trump versus hillary argument turned into more than a bout of fisticuffs
>this is the day that hardass alcoholic lost his one living kid in the divorce and she got caught sleeping with chad by a mother willing to show her ex anything just to hurt his dumb belligerent ass a little more
>"oh god, it's happening"
>usher nearest group into cover of our tool molds
>keep their heads down and tell them to stay out of the shooter's sight and move away for the furthest exit
>"wait, where are you going, we need you"
>so does everyone else, get out, get behind some trees, get away, go to the rendevous asap
>briefly wonder if this is another daydream or it's actually happening
>oh well, not dead or awake yet, let's see how far this goes before I get dropped
>get other stragglers to cover
>assess location of shooter, armament, and level of aggression/awareness
>wonder if boss is getting his pistol out of his car yet and whether I should tempt fate to retrieve mine
>weigh cost of losing job/gun for breaking gun free workplace agreement while hunkering down and hoping to catch sight of shooter
>grab nearby gaffe if just one belligerent, evac for pistol/link up with possibly armed boss if more than one
>police take fifteen minutes to respond despite being around the block, it will most likely take as many more to mount a response
>me and boss can make the difference in lives saved, especially if we coordinate
>job be damned
>it's the right thing to do
>most likely die because of a rookie mistake or lack of commitment to action
>still probably die noteworthy death
>my ancestors are proud

>>31746231
At least make something up where something happens you fuck