R. Lee Ermey

>pretending that Gunny died

WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION NUMBNUTS?

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good thing he's never gonna die

He kissed a dude...

>>31728341
You didn't hear??

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>>31728319

HE CANNOT DIE WITHOUT PERMISSION

>>31728319
R. Lee Ermey cant die. Some say he is still hazing privates at Paris Island to this day.

YOU EXPECT ME TO GOOGLE MY OWN DEATH?

PUT A LINK UP PRIVATE OR I WILL LINK MY FIST WITH YOUR FACE

>>31728457
NOW GOOGLE YOURSELF.

NOT WITH YOUR COMPUTER, MY COMPUTER, NUMBNUTS.

>>31728319
Hang from a tree, OP

This meme again?

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>>31728319
Don't ever joke about that again, you low-speed high-drag turbonigger

>>31728319
OP's lying I googled it he's still alive

you lying cunt

>>31728319
OP's lying I googled it he's still alive

you lying cunt

PLS MODS ban OP for lying

>>31728360
Every Marine kisses a dude at some point.

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>>31728440

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WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION NUMBNUTS?
DO YOU THINK MAKING UP MY DEATH IS CUTE? DO YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY?

>>31729928
SIR NO SIR

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>>31729934
WHAT'S YOUR NAME PRIVATE?

>>31729984
PRIVATE PARTS, SIR!

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>>31729992
PRIVATE PARTS YOU'RE ONE DIRTY MOTHER FUCKER, I BET YOU DON'T WASH YOURSELF.
FROM NOW ON YOUR PRIVATE FUMUNDA.
FUMUNDA CHEEZE.
NOW STRIP DOWN AND TAKE A GODDAMN SHOWER, YOU STINK LIKE 10 TONS OF PIGSHIT IN A PILE.

he ad libbed his filthy lines in full metal jacket.

but on mail call and lock n load, he acted like some super wholesome mormon.

>>31730400
Well one was a movie where he played a DI and acted the part of one. The other is a TV show about weapons and war. I doubt the show would do well if he cussed and bitched every episode.

>>31728319
You are either a troll
Or you got death hoaxed
Either way get gud

>>31730400
Wow tell us more

You mean you're surprised he didn't swear freely on a G rated program?

Amazing and insightful

>>31729992

PRIVATE PARTS EY? NICE NAME YOU HAVE THERE, IS IT BECAUSE YOUR MOM MADE YOU FROM DIFFERENT DADS ? HOW MUCH DOES YOUR MOM CHARGE FOR SOME SUCKY FUCKY PRIVATE ?

BULLSHIT PRIVATE, I BET SHE DOES THE WHOLE REGIMENT FOR SOME DIRTY FIVES. FROM NOW ON YOUR NAME IS PRIVATE ALICE

>>31729984
SIR, PRIVATE SERGEANT, SIR

>>31729984

PRIVATE JOHN OLLIVER, SIR !

>>31728319
I'm glad he's dead, heard he can be a real prick in person

>>31731157
Who cares?
You don't know him in person, you don't know much about him as a Marine

You know him as an actor, and he is damn good at doing that.

>>31728319
with trigger discipline like that, it was only a matter of time.

>>31728487
kek

>>31731157
He can probably swim though.

>>31730400
He got the job after he was initially called in to help teach the actor they had originally hired. He did a 10 minute straight ear blistering DI rant while being laughed at and pelted with food as he stomped around the studio and berated the fuck out of everyone, their mothers and their dogs. He never once broke stride or charcter; Kubrick was following him to observe and had an initial contract quickly written up for him when he stopped.

>>31728319
He's not dead it's a hoax. 5 seconds on Google.