Meanwhile, on /k/ in 2116...

>>31727472
shitposting, traps, dragon dildos, ARGs and anything but useful information from informed people

>tfw health plan won't cover my robo dick that ejaculates chocolate sauce

Sometimes being a citizen of the nation of Microsoft sucks. Is FNH accepting immigrants?

>>31727503
I am an ambassador of God Emperor Trump IV of the Mars Colonial Empire. MAKE EARTH GREAT AGAIN!

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>>31727532
For the god emperor

>>31727497
>useful information from informed people
>/arg/
Pick both.

OLD MEN RUNNING THE WORLD

>>31727472
/akg/ becomes /AN94G/

Anybody else having some strange glitches with their neural implants? I think I've been bugged.

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>>31727623
>He fell for the neural implant meme
Enjoy being a megacorp cuck

>>31727623
filthy American government still cannot be trusted I see...

t. old timer

>>31727653
Log off bone brain. I bet you still have your flesh limbs

>>31727570
But Hillary gives me benefits for deactivating Republican council members.

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Hey /k/, my local funstore just got in a shipment of surplus L.A.P.D. 2019 blasters for about $400, know if they're any good? I've been needing a CCW.

>>31727472
>2116
>still using unembedded / free hand weaponry instead of augmented wrist weapons
>not having toggle-able heat vision, threat assessment or targeting assistance neural implants
>using anything other than Gauss or plasma-based ballistics

I heard Star Citizen might do an open beta next year

>>31727581
>implying it's not a circle jerk of 4 trips posting the same pics every thread

Anyone here from Trans-Fluid-Non-Conforming-Binary-Xylosexual region 45-A wanna go to the virtual reality gun range? Its only 600000 Femidollars and you only have to submit 3 kinds of DNA samples as collateral and pass the muti-verse background check

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>>31728031
>muti-verse background check

Why are we still using slug throwers for our main military?
Energy weapons were developed ages ago, only barbarians use powder and lead.
>Plebians not being able to afford lasguns
>Still owning quad barrel shotgun for home defense
>Not owning eridium-tech rifles
WOW, poorfags. Step it up, wagies.

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Hey guys. I got this sword passed on from my grandfather Samuel, does anyone here have experience with these?

>>31727472
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>>31728007
under rated

I believe Blade Runner was vastly overrated. Fight me niggers.

Just got a phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range, any kind of laser rifle?

>>31727472
>9mm
>not a pussy caliber
kek fags

I heard on the grapevine that the Russians are bringing out a new tank to replace the T-72 in a couple of years

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>>31727472
>Stands in the middle of the street forcing cops to go around them.

>>31727890
>dollars
>imblying

No one accepts dollars anymore you fucking centennial, get with the program and get some bitcoin.

At the very least get some EUkredits, they're still accepted by like 3 dealers in my confederacy.

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>When you shoot your 50watt I-gun at a skinjob
>You miss
>It asks if you want help with that

>>31728798
I agree.
The whole movie was just him getting drunk in his apartment and "lol the girls a robot"

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>>31727581
>useful information from informed people
>/arg/
pffffffftt, top fucking wew m80moo.

>>31728798
Hope you like black ICE.

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>>31728871
NAPD here, I can tell you we see these fucking dudes all the time, it's always some hands in his pockets autist in a trench coat thinking he owns the entire megacity. Course when we go to give him a ticket for walking on a Roadcorps brand street™ the guy always turns out to be fat as fuck or some hungry skeleton too busy cyberfucking the waifu he programmed into his neuro implants.

Fuck I wish we got to do more cool shit but fucking private sercurity companies keep cucking us at every turn, our budgets so bad they have to issue us some fucking 100 year old brick looking handgun called a "glock."

>>31727890
They're good, way to heavy for ccw though. Get a Glock.

>>31728798
I wouldn't say it's overrated, but I didn't enjoy it.

The devs said that DayZ will finally be out of beta next year, so pumped.
They've done a lot of optimizations to the game recently , I can get about 50fps in towns with my GTX1970.

WHY ARE WE STILL FIELDING THE M4 AND THE 1911. WHY WON'T THE DOD SPEND CREDITS ON ANYTHING ELSE BUT THE F-35?! IT'S BEEN 120 YEARS FOR FUCKSAKE!

>>31727472
Mosins cost $3000 each. They are the only weapons still around that can reliably beat shield defenses.

>>31729908
Where the fuck are you getting them for 3,000? 2090s are over, they dont run that cheap anymore