/k/ gets the house in the picture. We pay no bills at all what

I live comfortably in a zombie proof house? What are you looking for here?

>>31723354
I meant all of /k/ gets slammed in living together

>>31723600
I sell my share to someone else, take the profits and get away from you fat fucks.

>>31723243
0/10. most of the house is plywood painted to look like stone

>>31723243
Windows to big we need to renovate

>>31723600
I leave, go back to my normal life, and never speak to anyone about the time I spent 3 minutes in a riot-proof house with a bunch of fat, shrieking, autistic children.

>>31723243
power, water and gas get cut off, everybody dies except for me who will leave the first day no questions asked

>>31723354
>zombie proof
>all that glass at ground level

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>static location
Fucking wage cuck dreams, stupid as fuck

I choose pic related with all of its in-movie features.

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>Everyone shows up
>Tripfags show up
>Everyone else leaves

Imagine a house full of /k/ tripfags. Can you sleep tonight afterwards?

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>you will never live in a modernized medieval fortress
Why live?

>>31723243
>We pay no bills at all what happens
This
>>31723645

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>>31723243
>at first, a few chill /k/ommandos move in
>people hang out, shoot targets in the spacious backyard, etc.
>it is a harmonious existence
>more anons arrive
>it's all good, cots are set up in the garage and there's plenty of storage space for belongings
>disputes are settled in a fair and diplomatic manner
>order and sanity prevail, optimal comfyness levels are reached
>yes yes, well done /k/, HOWEVER
>anons keep coming
>the ten-car garage reaches maximum capacity as cots are crammed into every available bit of space
>the microwave breaks from being on continuous 24/7 ramen-cooking duty
>messy anons never clean up after themselves and the house is a wreck
>obnoxious tripfags arrive and start demanding special treatment
>anons start fighting over the girls and traps that inevitably show up
>an influx of meme-spewing /pol/-tards ruind the comfy
>people who haven't even been on 4chan start showing up because they want a place to crash in for free
>the hourly synchronized milsurp firing line is the source of numerous noise complaints from the noguns neighbors
>while doing a totally sick donut with his T-55, a /k/ommando accidentally obliterates the resident /an/-dweller's immaculate garden, which results in a fuel line getting cut by hedge shears
>a few anons steal the /k/ube and place it on the roof, which is cool until it falls through the ceiling and lands in the living room on top of a pile of nuggets
>someone makes fully-automatic Luty guns in the basement machine shop
>the ATF is called
>/k/ gets the apocalyptic showdown it always dreamed of in Waco 2.0: Beyond Ruby Ridge
sounds like a lot of fun tbqh

>>31723671
>having to sleep while the nightly circle jerk is going on upstairs

need more concrete and steel

>>31723656
Everything closes up tho

>>31723658
Oh you rednecks just love living in your trailers

>>31723658
>run out of guzzoline
>get to a point where the engine breaks down
>generator breaks down
>you now live in a poorly armored and supplied sheet metal house

It's not large or robust enough to contain all that autism; no matter how many thousands of dollars a day we blow on maids to clean the place.

Are you the anon that made the theme park thread?