>WHAT'S YOUR SOLE PURPOSE IN THIS ARMY

>>31715418
>Fuck you John Wayne. Is this me?

>>31715418
Sexing sloots and stomping boots

sir

>>31715418
Gump is a pretty beautiful story, that retard makes the perfect goddamn soldier.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPPaZU18rUg
>Barely see the enemy
>No real buildup to ambush
>Pig jamming
>Forgetting how to reload
Is this kino?

>>31715418
Training to be a graphic artist sir

>>31715418
To close with and destroy the enemy, Sir!

>>31715609
He left his bag back as well is that normaly what soilders do when ambusehd

>>31715418
Too shot post and troll k sir

TO DO EVERYTHING YOU SAY SIR!

>>31715418
This was the stupidest movie ever.
Glad I didn't pay to see it.
Pure stupid

>>31715665
Kek

This commercial always cracked up my dad and grandpa. They would have beat that private's skinny ass.

>>31718237
aww come on anon, it was emotional and cute.

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I CAME TO SEE IF THE ASS WAS PHAT, SIR.

>>31718752
QUEEN GUN OF MACHINE PUNS

>>31718198
Yes. You ditch the ruck so you can move faster, basically. You can always replace it later.

>>31719451

THAT RUCK WASNT YOURS TO LOSE, FAGGOT. IT WAS ARMY PROPERTY.

TO LEECH OFF THE GOVERNMENT AT HOME SIR

>>31719462
At least I didn't steal a water truck during my ambush, SarMajur.

>>31718237
Stupid is as stupid does.

>>31719912
Hehe

>>31718237
i believe you missed the main point of the movie.
how someone with below average intelligence could aspire to have such a rich and varied life, and still figure out the meaning of life.

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Watched this movie for the first time last night

>vietnam scene
>it ain't me starts playing

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I will be your sword, 4chan.

I will be your Transcendent Sword.

I will carry your gun...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9GJOWkLrg0

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>>31721131
hello!!

To be a welfare queen.