You wake up in the middle of the battle of Khe Sahn.

Start drawing cartoon girls on body pillows and throw them at known VC positions from Hueys.

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Set my m16 to rock and roll and drive on

>>31714322
Probably die

>>31714322
Well, if I get the appropriate gear for the time, try to attach myself to a group who looks like they know what they're doing.

Otherwise, I'm currently in boxers and a t-shirt so I may need to find some.

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>>31714322
I just smoked 3 blunts and am too dehydrated(adderall binge last weekend) tbqh. Could we postpone till later this week, anon?

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>>31714322
Probably get shot because I lack military training, and my civilian gun skills will only slightly apply to broad scope of shit that has to be accounted for in general skills of fighting in a battle and not dying like a retard.

>>31716572
>adderall binge
Stop doing that, seriously. You can really fuck yourself up doing that, even when you think you're being smart with it.

>>31714322
Now I have to hastily explain to a bunch of angry muhreens that I'm not a charlie. Maybe I can tell them I'm a lost ARVN or somethjng.

>>31716616
True. I don't do that often. I usually just take my script normally. But sometimes I go a little overboard on the weekend(s).
>>31716632
Holy shit I didn't think about that either. Although I'm kinda tall for an Asian I'd say I'm a translator or attached to some random A-Team.

>>31714322
Gavin?

>>31714322
I'm vietnamese so

>du ma these americans are going to waterboard me even because I speak perfect English and look like a shitty infiltrator

>>31714322
Get the fucken Chisel going
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTjvG4WJD_A

I guess try to tell them the enemy plan of attack and then eventually get discharged for being a bashit crazy, autist claiming to be from the future.

>>31716737
Nah. A lot of Americans, esp the high speed guys, operated with "yardies", a corruption of French "montagnard", which they called the anti-communist Hmong, Degar, etc.

>>31714322
I cant believe it took this long but
>it ain't me starts playing

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>>31716778
Yeah cunt

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4irXQhgMqg
CHARLIE IN THE WIRE

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>>31717005
>Filename

I request glider landed armored vehicles to support me

>>31714322
It ain't me starts playing?

>>31717343
This was the 1980's, anon. Not the Gulf War.

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PRAIRE FIRE
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>>31716778
Beat me to it.

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>>31714322
Look around for the nearest m60 pullout my phone play it ant me and start cutting down gooks in nothing buy my underwear and romeos

>>31714322
which side has better booze?

I just masturbate until they kick me out of the army like that guy in Full Metal Jacket.

>>31714322
Remember guys watch for gooks hiding from trees, tall grasses and your step, they'll be... punji sticks.

>>31714322
Find my unit and do as I'm told, that's why Soldiers are there

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>>31714322
Fucking shits

>>31714322
>You wake up in the middle of the battle of Khe Sahn.
go back to sleep...you're just having a bad dream.

>>31720327
>bad dream
You must either be lost or new

>>31714322

>middle of the battle of Khe Sahn
>sit up
>get shot in crossfire

thanks

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Get up and take a piss, It's going to be a long day.

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remove vietnam fucking shits

>>31714322
Shit. I have no training and don't know anyone. Also, I'm naked.

>>31716632
If you can speak perfect US English and name a few MURICA facts they probably wouldn't shoot you. They'd might detain you or something.

I'd probably get a few weird looks but the troops would tell the difference between a VC and an ABC (I'd be a head taller and almost 2x the weight). Explaining why a random civilian from the future is suddenly in the middle of the Vietnam war would be the tough part.

>Be Russian immigrant
fugg

I bring mah boi Marky Mark and we fuck shit up.

>play it aint me on the radio
>grab my trusty gookblaster and start shooting away