Florida Fags Report In!

>>31687960
I did not survive the hurricane, unfortunately. I drowned during one of the floods and was pinned under. They still haven't found my body yet.

>>31687984
That's terrible anon, I hope you make a recovery from the drowning

>>31687960
The hurricane was awful. It flooded only the back room of my house and my entire safe full of guns got washed away with the storm surge.

>>31687984
At least you understand that you can die peacefully AFTER reporting for duty, like a good soldier.

>>31688018
Jesus Christ.

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>>31687960
We barely got hit in Tampa at all.

FL fag question.

What would be the most effective gun to keep in my glove box as an under 21 uni student?

Tampa has some rough areas and I'd like something to shoot back with if shit went down.

Hardmode-No Pistols.

I'm thinking a Sub2k in my car, and my 12 Gauge Browning rebarreled for 20" under my bed loaded with 4° buck.

Cant bring AR for parental reasons, its "overkill".

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>>31687960
At a wedding in Vero being eaten by mosquitoes right now.

That said, I missed this state. I ended up moving from Cocoa Beach to Houston not long ago, and I already want to move back. The BBQ in Texas is far superior, otherwise I think Florida is better.

>better roads
>better food (not BBQ)
>better air quality
>better gun prices
>better scenery
>better cities
>more shit to do

>>31688074
How the fuck are you going to fit anything other than a pistol in your glove box? Are you retarded? I'd only leave a pistol I don't give a fuck about. If you reveal any type of power level in public it makes your car prime suspect as a collage student to get stolen from. As most people don't have the balls and brains to cc during class and not tell a soul. I leave a Canik tp9 in my suv. 18+1 9mm reliable and cheap. Gtg.

>>31688109
Really man? I've always thought that Texas sounded nice. But we got the Cuban booties over here so yeah idk

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>tfw slept through it

>>31688132
Don't display power level and I have a large glove, maybe a folded Sub2K would fit.

I'm concerned that an automatic would be knocked out of battery in a carjacking situation, is this a valid concern?

>>31688146
Probably doesn't help I'm in Houston.

Maybe San Antonio would be nicer, I don't know. Houston just sucks honestly, the suburbs like Pearland (Where Primary Arms is), and League City are much nicer. But it's more humid than Florida, hotter than Florida, and the air phyically burns to inhale.

>>31688414
if in a situation arises where someone can get a hold of your firearm and magistrate be able to render inoperable, you should have knifed the fucker in the throat. These things cannot be accounted for as the primary method of purchase decision, just something you have to respond to. If your worried about your firearm not going off Ina struggle, pack a hammerless revolver. If they grab onto it hey will be burned from the gasses and you can shoot directly against things (inside of jacket/ people) without fear of a slide being caught up. In this case I'd say stop listening to your parents and buy the AR that you originally purposed and they said was overkill.

>>31688109
Food in Texas is wayyyy better. Maybe because you don't know where to look, but Texas, specifically Dallas and Austin, has way better food than anything available in Florida, if not solely due to sheer size of the cities and diversity. I challenge you to find good Korean BBQ, German food, or Ethiopian in Florida.


>>31688414
You're dumb. Get a mossman and throw it in your trunk, or get some poorfag pistol for your insanely large glove box. Chances are, you'll never use it, and if you do, you won't get in a gun fight, even in the worse parts of Tampa. You're a college student, not a cop. Spending $500+ on something that's going to sit in your glovebox and not do anything is a waste of time/money.

>>31688018
>not bolting down your safe

safe loss on you

>>31688039
Yeah man. Along with the safe, my dog also got swept away. It was a freak accident. I'm sure other Florida fags have experienced this before.

>>31688569
Hollerbach cafe? Sanford, Florida. Eins Biens the bees knees with heaven and earth potatoes. Oh yeahhhh

>>31688606
>>not realizing atf is afoot

>>31688609
Hollerbach is good, I'll give you that one. But c'mon, Ethiopian food? Mexican and Hispanic food? Tapas? Korean? Every flavor of brown people food? I could wake up at 3am any day of the week in Dallas, drive 15min to Harry Hines Blvd and eat street tacos for $1.25 a piece.

Florida has its perks, but restaurant food is definitely not a staple. There's not even random land that you can wander out on and shoot here, and every range by me is either indoor or special snowflake membership outdoor.

>>31688664
I've never tried eitheopian food. What's it like? I saw one down on i drive and didn't stop in. There's good Mexican food everywhere man. Plus tiajuana flats motherfucker. I don't really like Florida all that much but I'm working with what I've got.
>>tfw no ones "reportin' in"

>>31688664
>>still paying top dollar at Korean bbq restaurants and not realizing. The secret is honey and pears. Fucking pleb.

>>31688664
I'm in Houston, so the food profile is much different. Dank Malaysian food, and TexMex, otherwise I had better experiences with the restaurants in Florida.

I honestly prefer the burrito places in Florida better (Da Kine, Tijuana Flats), the places in Houston are way too heavy. I enjoy my burritos nice and light. Maybe Dallas is different, but Houston fucking sucks.

>>31687984
you probably had information that would lead to hillary's arrest

>>31688895
No sir, you are describing your burritos entirely wrong. There is a fine line when an over loaded burrito becomes a taco salad (if you don't eat burritos with chips your cancer), and a perfectly purportioned for tortilla, end-to-end placement of ingredients, is enjoyed as a person should eat without worry and without a plate. One of the reasons Latinos prefer this, as it is a quick-in hand food.

>>31688895
Trips check'd

Op here,When the fuck did my hurricane thread become postan about food? And detailed descriptions of burritos?

>>31688826
It's got a lot of Middle Eastern inspiration for African food, but it's really unique and ironically good/filling. They use the concept of using a flat bread like Indian naan to eat with, while using a lot of beans, vegetables, and pickled stuff like other African food. Their injera (flat bread) is spongy and sour tasting, but oddly satisfying with their food and it's often used as a plate for which the food is scooped on. I'm not gonna say it's for everyone, but I think it's a good experience.

>>31688895
>Yelp Elite for 3 years
Pls don't hate. The girlfriend turned me into a food snob.
I like to try food in a vacuum and base my shit off of their respective genre. Like if I go to a shitty rundown Tex Mex place, I'm not gonna bash them for being rundown and not speaking good English because maybe, in the world of divey Tex Mex places, they're extremely amazing. Nah'm sayn? With that being said, I still think Texas > Florida.

>>31688866
And we're not even just talking Korean BBQ here. I'm talkin bar food, I'm talkin homestyle with intestines. Korean BBQ is what California Roll is to Japanese food.

In an attempt to get back on track, does anyone know anywhere to go innawoods and shoot? I was thinking doing it a few miles off shore, but God forbid I actually do lose my guns in a boating accident...

>>31688966
But you're not describing burritos in Texas at all.

They load them until they're stuffed to the brim with refried beans, meat, lettuce, cabbage, etc. They are easily 1500+ kcals.

Da Kine in Satellite Beach fills it with just enough to satisfy. Jasmine rice, meat, beans, some sauce, and cheese. Perfect portions, calorie and nutrient amounts, won't overwhelm you.

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>>31688018
>Sea bearing ATF agents swept away your guns to give them to mexicans.
>Said agents also kidnapped your doggo and are probably sacrificing it to satan.
Sounds rough anon.

>>31689140
Was meaning to say that I prefer what you described at da kine. I don't really mind too badly if iknow ahead of time I'm eating a two stage burrito but it is what it is.
Just to let you know, there's place everyone shoots at in Osteen. Pretty Unknown cept from word of moth. Legit too, some Canadians surprisingly bought it to keep as public land for ppl to fuck around at. Thought about doing a central Florida meet up there but I didn't want to blow the spot up with kommandos that want to show everyone they're new super awesome place and now all of a sudden everyone is shooting out there. And fuck off atf, private land and I've already talked to the police out there. They gave me the green light. I've got no dog. Come at me fuckers!
>>hiding my trip this long

>>31689138
Oh shit your totally in Texas. Well damn, I was going to hook you up with my 10k acres fuck around innawoods spot. I guess FL>Texas lol

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>live on panhandle
>so far west it's basically Alabama
>didn't even get a drop of rain from Matt
>no innahurricane operating

why even live in florida?

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>>31687960
>How's the damage? You survive the hurricane? I
UFag, we just had an old tree fall in the street and that was it.

>>31691124
Shit wasn't that bad but a1a is tore the fuck up. Every flfag and his mother was reportin in on the thread the night before. Thought I might do an after report.

>>31691002
>why even live in florida?
for the white trash single moms?
>>31691357
I remember. It looked for a second shit could go bad but it was really mellow.

>>31688911

He'll probably be a good voter for Hillary though after this.

>>31688074
Which school

USF here, it got cloudy for a few days.

>>31688569

>cant get good korean bbq in florida
>he didnt grow up in little korea in lauderhill
laughingsluts.png

>>31689138

theres a korean place by me thats basically like a hidden treasure. its a korean bar for koreans with all kinds of fucked up tapas like intestines and live octopus and shit like that. its fucking great and the beer is cheap.

there is one chick that works there that is astoundingly hot and a hapa

http://www.southflorida.com/restaurants-and-bars/sf-lauderhill-pocha-restaurant-korean-20150123-story.html

>>31690992
I'm actually in the Tampa area. Moved back recently to work in my hometown, which is why I was gonna try and to lose my guns in the gulf. And I guess thats why no good Korean shit.

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I miss publix

>>31692587
Bitch I bake your subs every day, bakerfaghere.

>>31693011
Sup fellow pubfag. Used to be a front service clerk/cashier not too long ago. Godamnit I miss those chicken tender subs.

>>31693591
They're on sale this week 5.99

>>31693595
Shame I live in a no Publix state now. Enjoy one for me, anon.

>>31687984
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5DgPdZ3SVw

>>31693591
>>31693011
Seafood here. Dogos love me. Also tampa reporting in

>>31688074
Black powder revovler. Not under the same laws, and you aren't shooting for distance anyways. Plus, bonus smokescreen!

>>31691002
We don't consider anything west of Tallahassee Florida anyways. Come to the east coast West Palm Beach area. Stay for the beach babes, You can't leave because a1a northbound is gone.

>>31695057
>>31695082
Did you make any nice meetup webms yet?

>>31688109
Marine?

Who /Tampa/ here?

>>31695026
Seafood or meat cunning was always my goto if I was gonna stay with Publix.

>>31695630
Nope, disabled NEET.

>>31688109
Idk mang, have you tried 4Rivers yet?

>>31697298
Its not a bad gig, Im just trying to get a lab job now and acutually use what I learned in college

>>31697484
That was one of the few BBQ places I would frequent around here before I moved, and it doesn't hold a candle to a lot of the BBQ in Texas.

I'm eating there again tomorrow, actually.

>>31697691
I like Texas' beef but I prefer 4Rivers/SC/NC pulled pork desu

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>>31697947
Nc bbq is best bbq

>>31697947
I agree, pulled pork is my favorite, but Texas brisket blows everything out of the water.

Vinegar based and Mustard based sauce a best.

>>31698817
Vinegar is goat

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>>31688074
>>31692439
>>31691835
>>31696912

Repping the city of strange all day, every day.
>tfw you will never escape nuclear hellfire in the event of habbenign

Just another USF bro reporting in. Matthew was a breeze, literally. Who here gun show hype?

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>>31700896
Time for a safari

>>31691835
We should have a USF meetup at Shooters World

Hi Floridians. Non /k/ommando here. Canuck from the peoples republic of Ontario, where trying to get guns means your an evil babykiller. Anyway..

I'm headed to Orlando in a month or two and looking to engage in good old American freedom. Whats required to go to a range, rent something and empty some clips? Does anyone have any suggestions for a good range?

>>31688074
Keeping it in the console would be better.

>>31705773
Sup /k/anuck

Stay away from Machine Gun America on US 192, It's a total ripoff.

Go to Orlando Gun Club. ~$50 US for range fee, pistol rental (change out as many times as you want, they have a decent selection of rentals) a box of 9mm, and eye and ear pro. They've got rental rifles and full auto too, but anything full auto is going to be a ripoff.

>>31705773
Im always down for a snowbird edition meetup

>>31704782
Absolutely, I'm down

>>31693595
My nigga. Just helped me decide lunch. Thanks Publixanon.

>>31696912
USF here

>>31687960
>publix

this is what I remember most about FL

I was in naples for two months and the closest store was a Publix (we called them Pube Licks) which was disgusting.

maybe im just pampered but seriously was disgusting

>>31707806
Used to live in Naples. Which store? Depending can fuck or brighten your Publix experience. Goddam do I miss those high end Naples milfs

>>31707806
Ppl call them that BC it started with the employees. They treat the employees like fucking dog shit also the customers treat you like dogshit

>>31707752
>>31707778
How can I reach you fellow USF bros

>>31687960
4 R I V E R S

>>31708672
>>31707778
>>31704782
>>31700896
>>31691835
We could pick a landmark on campus and meet up this saturday, I guess. SW is only really crowded on sundays. How about we meet and greet at the solar rotary near the library sometime after lunch?

>>31694925
good job!

>>31709864
Sounds good. I'll be there with an orange shirt.

>>31709973
Great, I'll be in a blue tanktop.

>>31709864
>>31709973
>>31709984
If there are no objections how about we meet between 12:30 and 1?

Alive but doggo is kill damn ATF hurricane.

Feels bad man

>>31710027
story? what happened. The storm here wasn't that bad, did you have a little ankle bitter?

Doggo got hit with tree branch

MFW i told my fucking neighbors to cut that fucking tree but nooooo it looks pretty even tho it is half dead

It broke a rib that punctured his heart at least he didn't suffer

He was operator as fuck i miss him

>>31710016
I'm down for that. I have nothing else planned Saturday lol

>>31710114
lawsuit time
or throw his last poopoos at their windows

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>>31687960
Completely bypassed south florida. At least I know I can put up my hurricane shutters in about an hour and that my generator still works

>>31691124
whos the dude on the left

>Live in Wildwood
>Best weather we've had all year

>>31710114
Holy shit.

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>>31687960
I know FL haves great gun laws, but how would a foreigner with a student visa be able to hasguns there?

I aim for a H2 visa if I find a job, but I'm going primary as student.

>Pinellas
My lawn furniture survived

>>31693591
>front clerk/cashier
Are you a gril?

>>31710487
It should just be whatever you can do on the federal level

>>31713184
So, with a student visa I couldn't directly purchase a gun, but I could buy via gun broker or something? I'm over 21 and don't have any criminal background where I live, I could own a gun for HD and range toy?

Obviously I think CCW isn't allowed for aliens.

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Alachua county gun store sterk reporting

>>31714461
Im like 8 deep any one want to hear a story?

>>31688664
Yeah but we have cuban food which is [fire emoji]

>>31709864
tfw leaving saturday to go back to my native jungle the 561

>>31714485
pls

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On phone so for give me
>looks like pic but with clothes minuse
>siting at store doing jack shit
> guy knocks on glass door
>look over guy jumps back throws his hands up like "hands up dont shoot"
> yells i have a gun
>i reply ya we do too

>>31714856
>goes to get the gun out of pants yells stop
>he is still reaching for it saying "no no its here in my pants
>draw my gun
>say "if you have a gun please bring it in open and empty"
>stop reaching says ok and goes out to his car

>>31714629
It's ok man. I constantly browse looking for you fuckers we'll find you eventually.

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>>31714941
>starts walking back
>dont see a gun on him
>???
>stop him at the door
>gun still in hand but behind my leg
Pic related
>"where is the gun?"
> oh right here
> reachel for the gun tucked in his gym shorts
>stop put your hands up above your head

>>31715131
>get the gun from pants
>ok so you want to sell it trade it what?
> he ays oh no i just wnat you to know i have it
>dumb founded that i was ready to shoot a guy over him wanting to show me his gun
>fuck UF liberals
>fuck crack heads
Buy from my store

>>31709864
>>31709973
>>31710016
>>31709984
first time seeing USF fags on here

do any of you have advice for shooting on public land? any spots to know about?
anything in the 727 or 813

>>31715291
Recently moved down to the tampa area here and I would also like to know. Also any good gun stores or ones to stay away from?

>>31715505
Shoot Straight is a good chain to deal with, generally speaking. The three I usually go to will get surplus from local PDs and other neat things in addition to their new stock.

The brick and mortar stores vary wildly, really just depends on whether the people there like you. Check their transfer prices, it's usually a good indicator of whether they are dicks or not.

Reading up on public land stuff, but I want to hear from someone who actually has a spot; they don't have to say where it is, just how to find one.

Can someone post the Wisconsin version of OP's image please?

>>31687960
we have a new enemy, it seems they have formed a "coalition against gun violence" and they want mag bans and shit. We gotta figure out how to nip this in the butt quickly because they will become a great annoyance.

>>31715610
CAGV is old as all get-out, it's just another Bloomberg front.
There's no effective way to resist him short of calling on the ammo box, from what I've seen.
In the meantime, vote and spread knowledge.

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>>31709864
I have to fucking work from 11-8, you can come to the five guys in carrolwood after though. I'll be the guy in the red shirt

>>31700493
>Most of the aboveground shelters were built by families in Florida, where the water table is within 18 inches of the surface
http://www.oism.org/nwss/s73p930.htm

i'm just inside kill circles about an hour north of you.

>>31715277
To dry k t9 type chexk in in the morning

>>31687960
It was fucking sunny in Manatee County the day of the hurricane. Needless to say I'm a-ok. Hermine actually did us worse a month or two ago.

>>31715561
I buy from shoot straight and utilize shooters world's range.

Checking in. Minor damage to the house and fences. I live 20 miles west of Daytona. We got some good gusts, but it was mostly a sit on the porch and watch the wind and rain event. There is a ton of tree debris. I'm just waiting for my local range to open back up fully.

>>31715561
So after quite a bit of reading, this is the most definitive answer I've found regarding target shooting on public land in FL:
>WMAs aren't a good option; there's only one remotely close to 727 and 813
>all of the literature on their sites strongly "discourages" target shooting
>the WMA direction to LEOs is that target shooting is permitted (?)
they just want to keep it hush-hush, but I could see this turning into a shitty situation. I've been wading through turbo-fudd rheotoric and legalese for the last hour or so. some of the most anti-2A stuff I've seen in a while.
>>31716136
SW is expensive af

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>>31716388
from what I can tell after HB-45, you can shoot on wmas if you
1. You can ONLY target shoot on a WMA during hunting season where the firearm in question is a legal method of take, so you cant go target shooting during archery season..ect..
2. You cannot damage any trees (i.e. hang targets on them)
3. You have a safe backstop - this is the tricky one in Florida, finding a good natural burm to use as a backstop could prove tricky. They do not define what a "safe backstop" is so this is open to legal interpretation..
4. You clean up your spent shell casings and other trash.
Its prohibitively ridiculous

Hey bros op here I'll message you guys about my spot I shoot at, I've already talked to local pd and Fire dept all clear [email protected]

It's north central fl area btw, just trying to help out /k/ommandos. I've kept it quiet for maybe year but my friends have been asking me lately and after telling a few of my redneck friends I realized wtf am I doing... I'd rather have some /k/ommandos out there

>>31719387
I've heard conflicting advice on point #1 there. The other side says that target shooting is independently considered from hunting and therefore there are no restrictions on what firearms can be discharged during any given season so long as they are not used to hunt. Open carry in any capacity is permitted on WMA land, of course.

The rest of it checks out.

>>31719391
sent. Appreciate your time.

>>31719456
gotta love fudds and politicians making everything more confusing

>>31719479
They're scared of noise and stray rounds.

What few free public ranges we have here do indeed shore up a fair amount of idiots, but there aren't many problems with safety. It's not a significant problem in other states either.

>>31719391
Sent an email as well

>>31719391
Sent

>tfw leaving Florida tomorrow
I'll miss this place, especially Publix and the gun prices.

What should I do on my last day in the Orlando/Tampa area?

>>31720242
Visit the yuenling brewery

Moved out of Tampa

>>31720250
I'm not 21 yet.

Thinking of eating at the Columbia and maybe going to the range or aquarium.

>>31720268
Go to the Columbia, get the Paella. It's so fucking good

>>31719391
What general region?

>>31705773
First off (I'll forgive you tho)
>clips

East Orange is pretty good for an indoor range. You'll just need your ID for most places, and I'd bring your passport to these places just in case.

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>>31687960
I made this state flag thing, do you guys want me to add any other stores/rights we have? I made an ak variant as well if you guys want it.

>>31687960
Oh good, I've been hoping for a thread like this for a while.
I'm probably moving to Florida soon, I'm a high school graduate with basically no skills other than running a register, however I'm fairly smart and personable.
What area should I move to? Is there any particular area where I can get a job easily? Any jobs you Florida bros would recommend? Any help appreciated!

Also, how common are anacondas? I really fucking dont like snakes.

>>31723749
Central-fag here. No anacondas unless you go to the Glades really. Being that I've been here my whole life, I think central is the best. Easy to come by jobs near Oviedo/UCF area and the people in Oviedo are pretty nice. Plus the night life is nice in Orlando (Only really places to go when you turn 21).

>>31723885
How is Orlando? I would assume theres a lot of jobs due to the massive tourism? Also why do people say fuck Miami?

>>31723919
Because Miami = Cuba 2.0. Orlando is nice, I live near UCF/Oviedo. Since its a college town, there's a lot of jobs fitting for college students. Driving down I4 sucks, and Alafaya sucks driving down for the same reason.

>>31724628
Thanks for the info, was just talking to my parents about going to Orlando. Is there anything in the way of decent paying jobs above minimum wage? Also what would a mediocre one bedroom apartment cost, I don't need anything nice.

>>31724628
All dem college sloots. Tampa/St. Pete is chill, but not such a booming economy for someone in your position, same with Ft. Myers. I'd probably go with the Orlando area too. Plenty of shooting ranges, big job market (for you), and again, college sloots.

>>31724784
Minimum is 8.05 but there's jobs that offer above that. I get payed 9.50 for my job, and my buddy gets payed 11 working for Forever 21. I don't know much about apartments tho, I still live at home (20 y/o). But I've heard $5-600 including utilities, but I dont know if that's the lowest.

Orlandofag here,

Wind, rain, down branches. Lost power for 5 hours.

Watched /k/ movies all night hugging my ar15

>>31724866
>>31724872
Ok cool, thanks guys, maybe I'll see you at an Orlando range sometime

>>31712370
yas

>>31724866
Ft. Myers here. Hope you like old people.

>>31724872
Im in a decently nice 2 bedroom apartment and rent is ~1250 with pets and utilities included