Soccer mom stories

Oh boy, this thread again.

>>31662259
Milf/10 would bang with kids in the next room.

>soccer mom i know decides to run for office
>fails, ends up hired on by the guy who won
>does a lot of shady shit
>a LOT of shady shit
>he leaves, she runs for office again
>says she's going to do everything in her power to take away guns where i live
>and thanks to the corrupt system here she actually could get away with a lot of it
>
>
>hillary clinton was a mother and chelsea played soccer at one point

>>31662410
>shady shit

What kind of shady shit? Nepotism, under-the-table deals, looking the other way?

take it to /soc/

>>31662259
I don't have this problem because nothing about me on the surface screams GUN OWNER.

Nobody ever knows I have guns until I feel comfortable enough to reveal that to them.

>>31662424
Libya.
Pay to play.
FBI cutting deals in their investigation of her, allowing her to destroy computers, and not questioning certain people in a way that is never done in normal investigations, per the senior agents who did the investigation.
30 people with dirt on her getting killed in suspicious circumstances.

You know, shady shit.

>>31662259
Closest I had was dealing with my aunt and grandmother.

>Aunt and grandmother coming over to visit, helping them bring food in from the car
>Aunt sees my rifle on my bed because I was previously fondling it while watching Netflix war movies
>Aunt tells me grandmother, both confront my mother who was visiting
>Mother doesn't care, is supportive of my hobby and of the right to bear arms
>Aunt and grandmother do not approve, think it will cause trouble
>Aunt believes I'm doing something illegal, as by her logic, only bad guys have guns
>Grandmother tries to convince me to get rid of my guns, believes that it will only lead to trouble with our government
>I respond with muh rights and liberty
>She thinks the government will come and take me away to a mass grave
>I tell her it's hard to load people up on to a cattle car when suffering from sucking chest wounds
>She tells me that it is better to just keep your head down and do as the government says.
>Aunt says good people don't use guns
>I tell her that good people without guns, like several of our family members, ended up in mass graves and had all of their shit taken,
>She huffs off, not pressing the issue.

Nothing big, no screaming or whatever. Kind of sad that my grandmother retains that attitude and belief after immigrating to America from Taiwan. But to be fair, she did grow up under Japanese Occupation, and later Chiang Kai Shek.

Also annoying that my aunt watches way too many Hong Kong gangster movies and automatically equates guns with gangsters and corrupt cops. Though I'm slowly red-pilling her by convincing her that shooting is a martial art alongside stuff like kung fu. Going to be taking her shooting two weeks from now.

Guess I am lucky that I haven't ran into any shrill anti gun soccer moms, and this is in California no less.

>>31662410
>>>/pol/

>>31662523
>She tells me that it is better to just keep your head down and do as the government says.

Reeeeeee

It bothers me there are so many people like this in the world.

>>31662549
Same, makes me a little sick to be honest.

>>31662523
>shooting is a martial art alongside stuff like kung fu
we gun kata now?

>>31662553
Me too. They don't realize they're the cause, or at least the enablers, of tyrants.

>"Arbeit macht frei," eh? See, if we just do what we're told we'll be ok in the end!
>Oy vey what is that gun fo-

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Based on a true story.

>>31662549
I know, that bothers me a lot too. It's how so many Asian countries turn to shit politically, as being political means ending up murdered by the government. It's also how corrupt assholes like Leland Yee end up in positions of power, or managed to obtain votes while sitting in prison for gun running.

Asians are among the most apathetic of voters. All they want to do is just keep their heads down, and run whatever business they have or go to school. And I'm here fighting for our rights in Commiefornia. Hopefully the string of robberies targeting the Chinese in South Sacramento and the lack of response/care from the LEOs here will wake them up.

>>31662588
I know ancient and deadly art of Gun Fu.

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>>31662259

Nothing really crazy, just some vapid cunt who insisted on calling the police on me whenever I walked out of my apartment in Tempe with anything looking like a gun/gun case.

(Which considering I was walking less than a block to the machine shop where I was making all kinds of NFA shit, was pretty fucking often. )

I have a big Plano rifle case, that looks all tacticool, but it's mainly for fishing rods. I occasionally use it for one of my AR's, but..Usually, that case held fishing rods.
The one time the cops did show (Arizona, land of "You have a pocket? You have a concealed carry permit.") she came out and was yelling that I "hadda ak in dere".

The case held a Browning "Silaflex" rod, a "cheap" split cane flyrod, and two '50's era Mitchell 300's and a few cases of lures and flys. The cops were not amused with her at this point.

The owner of the complex finally threw her out for being a deadbeat scumbag.

Image unrelated, have some PaK 40 a friend restored.

>>31662650
Sounds like a real uppity negress, anon.

> Soccer mom brings her daughter over to our house for a play date with my daughter
> Asks if we have any guns in the house
> I reply that yes we do, but they are locked away
> She is satisfied
> Girls have a blast diving into piles of leaves that I raked up earlier.
> More work for me, but they enjoyed it, so whatever

>>31662526
.0005$ have been deposed on your paypal account.

>>31663446

>girls got blasted diving for cover in piles of leaves

FTFY

>>31662523
>like several of our family members
Jew detected

>>31664284
He literally says he's a GoodChink in the same post.

Get in2reading comprehension anon, it might save your life one day.

>in Charlotte
>go to range often
>load funs into car as fast as possible
>one day returning, soccer mom appears
>"Anon, what's in the case."
>"A gun."
>"Why do you have one?"
>It's fun to shoot, self defense, etc.
>Charlotte riots comes around
>see her posting on Facebook how she is safe because her neighbor has a gun
>still anti though
>mfw I was outtatown for the week because of work

>>31664323
Chinks can't be jewish now?

>>31662424
You really are quite dense, aren't you?

>dad is hardcore "all violence is bad, fighting back is bad" type faggot
>start carrying a folding knife cuz it's constantly useful
>omg you have that? why do you have that? you could kill someone with that!
>stare at him
>"I could kill someone with my hands or a rusty spoon. Does that mean no one should have hands or spoons?"
>*silence*

Time passes

>There is less and less protest about my knives
>This coincides with worsening conditions abroad
>Kept my power level hidden
>He's starting to make comments about how everyone would be better off if the middle East was a glass parking lot

I think I might invite him on the next shooting outing and not have him scree about how guns caused the Holocaust this time.

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Which one /k/

>>31664388
Jews fear the samuri, anon.

>>31664695
holy fuck i seen the devil

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>>31662410

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>>31664695
Third kid from the left.

>>31664695
None. I'm not saying I'm some hotshot who married a model or something, neither of those is close to true, but my wife is better looking than every single one of them.

>>31662259
Like my dad told me...

He use to throw a picket full of change in the yard and tag mom while we were looking or the change :(

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>>31664695
>Redhead

>>31664785
>kids looking for pennies in the yard
>quick, time to bang mom

That's actually genius.

>>31664362
Lol

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>>31662259

>tfw chink american
>like pretty much every single asian family, parents were both virulently anti gun
>believed that the most people "need" are bolt action hunting rifles and shotguns for bird hunting (no tactical shotguns), and ONLY for "rural areas" after the owner was licensed and the guns registered
>strongly disapproved when I got interested in guns

>even after I had moved out, when they found out I got my first Glock they absolutely flipped their shit
>mom was sobbing, dad was furious that I would "go down the path of violence"
>they probably would have been less pissed if I'd told them I was hard gay

They're less pissed, but they still highly disapprove of the thought of me owning guns. I learned my lesson afterward, so I'm probably not going to tell them I bought an SKS...

>mfw

Any other asian /k/ommandos out there? What was your family like with guns?

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>>31664695
>>31664768
>Third kid from the left.
Acceptable answer


Also, WTF is that blonde haired preggo thing with the white kid? I thought only niggers would fuck something that ugly. That's either lazy eye, or crazy eye

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>loading range bag into car for funday with friends
>single soccer mom neighbor sees me
>comes over
>"what's in those cases anon"
>"m-my g-guns?"
>"my deadbeat ex-husband threatened me a few nights ago when I called asking where the child support was, think you could teach me how to shoot?"
>"I would, but my friend who is a certified concealed carry (NRA) instructor gives free classes to working single moms, I have his card in the house"
>give her business card

>next day on facebook she asks me what kind of gun she should buy
>offer to take her pistol shopping
>go 2 Cabela's
>asks what the big deal about deer hunting is
>explain it's a super cheap way to get tons of meat
>she starts hunter's safety next week
>tfw she's a nurse and actually kinda hot
>tfw realizing I might have a thing for MILFs
>tfw she's only 31

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>>31664960
>teach me how to shoot?
>nah this other dude will though

What are you, gay?

>>31664984
no, autistic.

also I'm a shitty instructor and value proper pedagogy over pussy when it comes to funs. That and me teaching her won't get her a CCW permit.

>>31664960
>>31664984
Staying away from the single mothers is a wise move. One man's trash is NOT another man's treasure when it comes to a woman who's already popped out a kid.

>>31665013
oh I know, but I'll still fap to the thought of her in range attire, because that shit is my fetish

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>>31664960
You know what to do anon.

>>31664849
It is, I'm in awe.

>>31665024
Should have had your friend take a picture. Or go shoot with her sometime and take one "for her facebook" and send it to her. Women are attention whores, if you explain it that way she'll almost certainly be cool with it and probably even pose a bit with attire/gun.
>then you aren't a creeper
>you just fap to that pic regularly is all

>>31662259
All the soccer moms in my neighborhood carry.

>>31662523
This reminds me of my grandmother but exactly the opposite.
>Live above grandmother duplex style
>she is stereotypical sweet grandma
>never discussed firearms
>loading up 6+ guns with fiance for long awaited range trip and she notices us
>brace myself for a lecture on safety and the like
>she encourages me to practice up and become a better shot in case the Chinese or Russians invade.
>gives us strawberry shortcake on return
That's some red scare shit but at least grandma is based.

>>31664928
Flip reporting so first things first
>THE SHOALS ARE OURS!
But nah, my parents are like the exact opposite; dad was a competition shooter back in the day and is now a bit of a tacticool, mom doesn't give a shit as long as I pay, though she doesn't like me spending too much. Only problem I have with my dad is that he doesn't like shooting anything bigger than 5.56 and he's picky with range days.

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>>31664695
>answering anything other than the redhead

>>31663446
you're a good father...

>>31665126
>Redhead
>Not red shorts
Shittu tastu senpai

>>31664362
>see her posting on Facebook how she is safe because her neighbor has a gun

OPSEC REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>31662357
Fucking with the kids right next to you is soooo hott.

>>31663348

She was pretty damned pale, actually.

>>31662357
Balls deep, door cracked, kid in the next room watching minecraft videos with headphones on. Soooo hott.

Got a pretty sad one guys happened last month

>our town usually does some pretty big stuff for homecoming semi rural parade etc.
>be volunteer firefighter
>inna parade
>setup firetrucks and such for kids and parents
>chatting up this 7/10 milf soccermom
>recently divorced (should have been a red flag)
>actually went to HS one town over shes about 2 years older than me
>i am a mason so i make breddy gud monies
>acquire the digits and plan dinner
>pick her up in my brand new audi S4
>she is surprised i drive such a nice car didnt realize i had money
>dinner goes great she wants the D
>ask her if she wants to go back to my place for coffee
>shes into it
>tells me i have such a nice house yadda yadda
>start going at it
>literally about to finish getting undressed she remembers she has to call the baby sitter and let her know she will be late
>noproblem.jpg
>she goes back to living room to grab her purse
>she takes a wrong door looking for the bathroom and winds up in my office/trophy/gun safe room
>hear "hey anon"
>walk intothe hall
>she has a blank expression on her face
>i say whats up beautiful
>"when were you going to tell me youre a gun loving murdering psycopath"
>uhh wh-what?
>start walking down the hall
>she screams for me to stay away from her and to lose her number
>think she caught a cab home
>blueballs.mov
>cleaned a couple guns, drank whiskey and listened to shostakovich

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>>31665124
>>31664928 here

I really can't understand why the fucking mainlanders think they can get away with such a dick-up-the-ass claim to those territorial waters.

That'd be like the US saying they owned ALL of the Great Lakes.

>>31665214
Anon, you dodged a bullet, what if the condom had broken and you'd been stuck with her?

Not the happiest ending in your case but happy enough at least.

>>31665214
Good thing she found out before you had sex. She probably would've told the police you raped her.

>>31665214
Wow I've read many, many false greentexts before, but this takes the autism cake and shits all over it.
Even if this is an ironic attempt at soccermom stories the least you could've done is add the obligatory "Now the cop and I are range buddies" bit.

>>31662259

Actually have my saved copypasta of this story sitting around in a folder somewhere but can't find it. Retyping:

> /k/omrade friend is moving into a new house
> My truck is the only one big enough to move some of his furniture
> Helping him carry shit into the house, both open carrying because CC is uncomfortable while working
> New next door neighbor approaches
> Literally exits a minivan full of kids in soccer uniforms and walks over to say welcome to the neighborhood
> Ten seconds into conversation she stops mid-sentence and stares
> Noticed our guns
> "Is that a gun?"
> "Yes ma'am."
> "You people can't just carry guns around - "
> Realizes her mistake
> /k/omrade is black
> Gives her angry negro eyes. "What was that, ma'am?"
> She scampers away and herds kids into her house; one is actually named "Hunter"
An hour passes
> Knock on the door
> /k/omrade answers it
> Soccer mom is there with fresh-baked cookies
> "Welcome to the neighborhood!"
> Never had another complaint about open carry
> She still noticeably glances at my hip whenever I see her though

>>31665206
>Balls deep, door cracked, kid in the next room watching minecraft videos with headphones on. Soooo hott.
This Anon knows what's up. BTDT

Thank you YouTube!

>>31662526
>>>/reddit/

>>31665126
Dis nigga gets it

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>>31664695
Mother on the left, looks like she can bare the most children and help with my post apocalyptic tato harvest

>>31665294
>She still noticeably glances at my hip whenever I see her though

She's staring at your dick

>soccer mom is picking up her daughter from soccer practice
>yells at me for parking in the handicap parking spot
>yell at her and tell her to call the cops
>mfw I get a 100 dollar ticket

Holy fuck wtf is wrong with these women?

>>31665641
Good, you fucking asshole

>>31664695
Far right

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>>31665488
true dat

>>31664695

Third from left. She looks pregnant so that makes it a threesome.

>>31665738
Do you not know your left from your right?

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>>31665641

Why did you think anyone here would give you sympathy. She did the right thing. You were acting like a douche bag.

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>>31665738
Third from left is the correct answer, but I think you're talking about third from the right.

>last year
>durr season opens
>AR10 slung over shoulder
>decide to try out some state land my friends swear by
>hiked it the week before made mental notes etc.
>got mild snowfall about an inch or so
>deer will be moving to stay warm
>6 am sitting in my stand sipping coffee
>9am reading
>noon have to piss need to stretch
>grab rifle head down wind
>get a little turned around
>piss
>make my way to a clearing
>sahweet im just up the road from my truck and nutella sammiches
>walk down shoulder of road
>SUV drives by really slow
>i wave like a tard because i thought they were being nice
>make it to my vehicle
>eating a nuttella sammich
>same suv drives by again really slow
>wad of spit comes flying in my direction
>right on my truck
>after realizing what happened i promptly flipped the bird
>about 15 minutes later park police show up
>checked everything short of a cavity search
>ssid someone stopped them up the road because i was aiming my rifle at cars
>show them the spit on my truck and explain my side
>park police says "well you really shouldnt be walking down the road with a rifle it scares people"
>i say "how do you think i feel, i didnt do shit and i was just interrogated like a criminal"
>he nods and says stay safe and drives off

>>31665892
>see a dangerous and unstable man with an assault rifle about to go on a mass shooting
>spit on his truck
Yeah that's smart.

>>31662259
>ITT: Lies and the lying liars who lie them

>>31665765
Why would you think that story was anything but b8?

>>31665978
If those fags in Orlando would have spit on that muzzy they would still be alive

>>31663446
are you going to molest those girls?

>>31662424
embezzling over 90% of the money they collected for the haitian earthquake relief fund a few years back for one. This was mainstream news fodder you can find info on in the washington post and every other major newspaper/network. threatening to fund a coup of haiti's last president if he didn't sell out haiti's mineral and oil rights to clinton aligned interests.

>work for national grid
>stop in small neighborhood
>white picket fence usa
>sitting in my clearly marked company vehicle
>doing site survey
>light up a smoke looking over some notes
>enraged soccer mom approaches
>i step out of the vehicle to be nice
>"CAN I Help you with something"
>no ma'am just doing a site survey
>"Uhh whats that"
>pretty much just surveying the area ma'am making sure digsafe has everything marked etc etc.
>"well you cant smoke here there is no smokeing allowed in front of my house"
>with all do respect ma'am i am not on your property i am on a public roadway easement owned by the state
>"i am going to report you!"
> takes down my truck number
>about a week later boss calls me in
>laugh about it with him over a cigarette break

>>31666109
He still would have shot them before their HIV killed him.

>>31666158
>no smoking in front of my house
I wouldvery told her to get fucked

>>31666158
Literally the most believable story in this thread

>>31666158
>no smoking in font of my house
Thats cute

>>31664928
Hapa Jap here. Jap family fears guns, and the ones that do own them are hardcore fudds. Only own .44mag revolvers and colt .45 govt. Spout fuddlore like stopping power, rack a shotgun to scare intruders, warning shot, shoot them in the leg, etc. all the time.

>>31665488
We're not going to let you get away with this

>>31665978
My gf told me not to go to a shooting range because someone would go on a shooting spree there. Just stared at her for a bit because I thought she was jokijg. Nope, totally unironic. I think she has issues with logic; then again she is an art student. Some people are just ruled by their emotions, man.

>>31665124
>tfw gook
>tfw california
>tfw dad ran combat missions back in korea
when asked to vote for Obama, my dad said "I killed communists, why would I vote for one?"

>>31664928
Man, I thought there'd be more Asian kommandos. Being value to do shit our parents couldn't even dream of in their old homes is awesome.

You'd also think more would embrace gun ownership since many of our ancestors came from totalitarian places, places that would fuck you over even if you did keep your head down and do as the government said, like my grandma. They took her land and everything when the KMT came over.

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>>31666523
>be Californian
>your state is going to elect communists regardless of what you want

>>31666523
>le unironic obama is a commie meme
Did he also say he didn't think a muslim from kenya shouldn't be allowed to run before moonwalking out of the room?

>>31666579
feelsbadman

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>>31664928
>chink
>pretty close with mom
>she finds out I like guns
>she used to hate guns
>"I like whatever you like son"
>just bought me a P238, "I know you like to carry, and your P2000sk is a little big"

>>31666593
he listens to talk radio. I think being surrounded by the left made him go a little too far to the right

>>31666593
>obama
>a cultural marxist who believes in the efficacy of government over the individual
>who wants to nationalize several industries
>who wants to socialize many services
>who is anti gun rights
>who is the most solidly 'progressive' president we've ever had, both publicly and privately
>not a communist
Anon, I...

>>31662259
I wanna face fuck her.

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>>31666638
I moved to colorado
which is full of ex-californians. so it will also be full of people voting for commies

I'll do my part though.

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How about a numale?

>>31665259
The party wants to control one of the most high-traffic maritime routes ever and the people believe the party that it's theirs by right. I don't blame them for wanting it, it's when they get grabby over what's obviously not theirs that I take issue.

>>31664179
This. Soft cover is for soft soldiers.

>>31666365
>rack a shotgun to scare intruders

DESU, if I was somewhere I wasn't supposed to be and I heard a shotgun rack, I'd probably leave a shit trail as I sprinted out of there.

>>31664695
redhead, no question.

>>31666949
WTF? I said DESU not DESU.

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>>31666967
Get fucked, leddit faggot

>>31666657
>I like what you like anon

BASED MOM
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>>31666993
Oh hey, that crazy bitch wrote an article on Huffington post encouraging women to break into homes and cars, to steal any and all guns they can to melt them down.

The article got taken down when it turned out she stole images from that YouTuber from Moss Pawn and Gun.

>>31664695

Chunky, red, and the brunette on the right. The rest are bleh

>>31664956

Crazy eye. As evidenced by the poorly applied makeup, LEMMESPEAK2DAMANAGA haircut, and gritted-toothed painfully fake smile.

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>no guns but not anti-guns family
>dad and I watched SHIT TONS of WW2 movies when i was a kid
>move out when 18
>buy every WW2 gun within the span of a year
>"hey mom, look what i got"
>"well ok anon just be careful"

must suck being all of you. Pic related my Dad (red) who is still no guns bringing the pain

>>31667129
>picture as old as /k/

>>31667175
He posted it like last year nigga you from some kind of wacky dimension where a year old picture is from the beginning of /k/?

>>31667129
>>buy every WW2 gun within the span of a year
what kind of jerb do you have to be able to afford that at 18?

>>31666657
you and your mom fuck?

>>31664928
Dammit Anon that JunglePepe with his eggroll always makes me lose my shit

>>31667278
when you work as many jobs as you can starting at 15 and save every fucking bit of it.

This was also when nuggets and M1s weren't $200 over priced

>>31665657
Let's be honest here, anon
Just kill yourself, you'd do us all a favor.
>Bitch screams at him
>Guy replies in kind
>Asks to get authorities to sort things out
>She obviously lies and says he did some shit, gets ticket

"lel good"
Probably noguns fag who comes on /K to see best images from cawadooty shooters

>>31667474
Weak bait, here's a (you)

>>31664928
The trick is to educate them on why gun ownership makes sense. I talked a lot about how asians were being targeted by melanin enriched basketball americans and the cops having to deal with the black lives matter bullshit beforehand. As well as crime statistics, police response times, and our close proximity to all the shit going down in south sacramento.

That said, they only know about one of my guns and I plan on keeping it that way. I do want to pick up a 10/22td and normal 10/22 fairly soon though so that they have access to a noguns friendly firearm in the event of an emergency.

>>31667254
Nah, he's just from a world where /k is as only as old as when he first came here.

>>31664695
Second from Right>Second from Left>Dudes>Everyone else

>>31664849
>>31665049
This is /k/, anon, go shooting and them bang the Mrs. while they comb through the grass for your brass.

>>31666802
OH FUCK, THESE EXIST IN REALITY?
I thought this was propaganda.. time to buy more bakelite.

>>31666993
Bitches like this end up locked up cause of the "patriarchy"

>>31665099
10/10 grandma, would have a cup of tea with

>>31662259

>wtf i want to fuck my mommy now

>>31664928
Mongrel here. Dad's white, got me into guns. Mom knows the sound of M16s because she heard them back in 'nam. Both are fine with guns, but my mom thinks I should spend my money more wisely.

>>31663446
nice, that was nice

>>31662446
You're doing it right.

Hunter redneck mc-trucklifters/tacticool mallninjas are the reason everytime a school shooting happens, there's a face for gun owners.

>>31662523
Mention California at the beginning next time so I can skip your sob story.

Your cesspool of a state is a lost cause.

>>31665024
Nothing wrong with banging single moms, just don't become "dad" or "hubby". Most single moms aren't looking for long term, just fucking with no strings attached. The ones looking to replace the ex are just gold diggers before and will be again.

Remember single milfs don't get out much or have a lot of free time so aren't looking for dating. Use it to each other's advantage.

>Finally have enough money to buy a gun
>Get Beretta PX4
>Months later it comes up with Mom
>"Just so long as you're not on a watchlist, son. Don't let felons know you have it."

Good times, man. Good times.

>>31667806
How do you like your Px4? Looking at one in 45

>>31665276
>w-women can't be insane! delet this!
t. whiteknight

>>31665641
>Be not handicapped
>Park in handicapped spot
>Told not in handicapped spot
>Tell person to call police
>They call police and anon gets a ticket
You literally asked for it.

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>>31667842
Probably a tumblerite that blew in from r/guns.

>>31664695
None of them. They look too much like my aunts.
All my aunts are Mormons though, so none of them are anti-gun.

>>31664695

Left and Red.

Left looks like my wife. I think that's why.

>>31667992
>Left looks like my wife. I think that's why.
I'm so sorry to hear that anon

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>>31664695
>redhead

>>31664960
>>31665013
actually
>ex
>child support
just agree to not get married and be careful and you should be good to go

>>31664695
It's so sad to see women throw their lives away like that.

>>31667354
That was my first thought, too.

Maybe he broke both his arms?

>>31667278
I know of a 19 year old iron worker who makes 40 an hour because his daddy is a supervisor. No hate though, he loves guns, hunting and is into trapping (animals)

>>31665294
black privilege at it's finest

Who was this original "Betsy"anyway

>>31664928
ching wong chong bang gong wong

>>31666445
s/Some people/Women

>>31668292
>Maybe he broke both his arms?

Maybe you should fuck off back to plebbit?

>>31667839
I'm liking it pretty well. I don't get to take her out to the range as much as I'd like, but she shoots straight, fits comfortably in my hand, and seems like a quality piece of hardware. Mine's in 9mm, but I doubt the .45 is much different.

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>>31664928
Well, swissflip here.

Went like this:
First my mother.
>REEEE WHY DO YOU NEED GUNS. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH THEM. GUNS R BAD. I'M SCARED ABOUT YOU FLIPPING OUT. I'M GONNA RUN AWAY BACK TO PHILIPPINES.

Then my father went full /pol/.
>THEY SHOUL DO REGULAR HOUSE INSPECTIONS AND THROW EVERYONE WITH A GUN INTO JAIL FOR 10 YEARS. THIS WILL STOP CRIMINALS ASWELL.

Yeah, very pleasant. I told them to fuck off, I'm getting a gun it's gonna be in this house. Accept it or don't.

I got my guns and after a few arguments of logic and reason, they stopped bugging me.

>>31667705
While I don't disagree with hiding how into guns you might be, the fact remains that if the normal gun owners hide, then the only face they'll see are the retarded ones/Klebolds

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>>31664928
Nisei Jap. Mom 100% no-guns. Dad neutral.

>Find toy M16a2 in house as a kid, left from old owners
>Inner K awakens
>Play the shit with it but mom notices
>Never find it again

>Years later as zitty angsty teen
>Buy airshit to be tacticool
>Mom flips shit

>Year later after college
>Save up to buy first gun
>find Type 99 with mum from viet vet
>show it off to parents, explain it's history
>Dad somewhat interested, mom kinda pissed but silent
>mfw

>>31665099
I, too, had a based grandma. She lived in the country for years (literally on a farm)

Rest in peace, Nana

>>31667561
>south sacramento.
Damn nigga that's my hood. Where you at? Fruitridge and 65th Expressway here. We should go shooting.

>>31664652
stories like these make me appreciate my emotionally retarded verbally abusive father for at least not being a huge pussy.

>>31667992
That's kind of adorable

>>31668698
>not immediately assuming incest

Welcome to 4chan, enjoy your stay

>>31665099
but seriously though those sneaky commie bastards are always looking for a weakspot

constant

vigilance

>>31668292
I feel bad that I got the reference

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>>31669340
You're damn right.

You literally got people advocating communist ideas in America and they're not being shouted down as commies, or at least pinkos? Fuck!

Communist ideas are going to become more and more normalized longer before we're able to put out the fucking fire again. Sad.

>>31664695
the one on the for right end looks good, nice face, and not a whore/bimbo ...

>>31667867
He's trying to be a smartass about >>31662650 without quoting it

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>>31668030
underrated

>>31662259
Damn. Now Im jacking off to soccermom videos on pornhub. Fuck you guys

>>31662410
10/10 would vote for trump again

>>31663446
This makes me happy

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>>31662446
You closet living faggot.
If you're such a responsible gun owner why are you scared to let people know.
You cancerous fuck.

>>31664695
I'll take the fine ass redhead for 200 Alex

>>31662259
>I feel like getting angry
The fuck is wrong with you? You know it's bad for your long term wellbeing, right?

>>31664415
Stupid is as stupid does, sir.

>>31665005
That's.... a solid point there bucko. Good work

>>31666657
Would bang your mom with your approval 10/10

>>31665641
You literally asked for it.

>>31666802
What the actual fuck am I looking at?

>>31666802
>i honestly don't see anything impressive in hunting

I'm sorry, I don't remember going out hunting deer to impress anyone, especially a nu-male burrito bandit.

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Live in family neutral on guns until my parents split.
>Dad bought me my first pellet gun and .22
>Will sit with me for hours and look at, talk about, shoot and clean guns.
>Even has his own Ruger Security 6 and a couple of .22s
>Mom got more into guns when I and my stepdad helped her buy a Springfield XDM for home defense and later a Mossberg 500 mariner
>Mom and Stepdad just bought her her first AR-15 (S&W M&P-15) and Ruger RO 1911
>Extended family is full of cops, former military and hicks so no argument there
>Grandma asked questions but ended up telling me to make sure I'm safe and not end up on the wrong side of a shoot
>Aunt is libfag who doesn't like it but doesn't fight me about it.
>Fiancée loves guns but won't own one herself, has dual citizenship and is afraid of Mr. ATF

>>31665099
My grandma called me a communist for having an AK...

She also EDCs a .44 mag

My grandma might be /k/ as fuck.

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>>31669120
What gun, fellow swiss citizen ?
Also, how do they feel about military guns in that case ?

>>31666445
Are you me? My gf is an art student and can't think with logic at all, just purely emotion based.

It really sucks when I show her statistics about demographics of refugees or the way higher rape rates and she still wants to bring them in and believes Islam is a religion of peace.

>>31670008
Dump her, then tell her you told her so when mohammed spreads his peace forcefully into her asshole

>>31662526
>>>/po/

>>31666967
I thought summer was over

>>31668330
Ironwork is best work. Union strong, man.

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>>31667042
Do you have a screenshot of the article? I would love to see it

>Mexican
>Texas
>Play Resident Evil growing up
>Sexy Samurai Edge has always been dream gun
>"I'm gonna own it one day"
>21st birthday
>finally get driver license
>go to store
>know what to exactly to ask for thanks to /k/
>I never believed in love at first sight till now.
>Buy Beretta 92fs
>Run background
>Delay because permanent resident
>FUUUUUUCK
>Next day
>"Hello sir, your background came back as 'proceed'."
>Was driving to work
>Detour to pick up pistol.
>Later that day
>Get home
>Take gun to room
>Brother sees it
>What is that?
>"I bought a pistol, check it out"
>He looks at it, doesn't even want to hold it.
>You don't need this, all you need is a bolt action rifle.
>My brother is apparently a fudd.
>Dad hears us talking
>walks into room
>"...why do you have a gun?"
>"Because I finally can an-"
>"We're gonna talk about this after dinner"
>lolwut
>Later
>owning guns is very dangerous
>you'll shoot someone out of anger
>it can go off by itself and kill someone
>only criminals own guns
>If you shoot someone I'm turning you in to the cops
>This coming from the man who bought me and my brother a Red Ryder bb gun and smuggled it to Mexico for us when we were 6 and 7.
>ok, got it dad
>Following day
>"Let me check out your pistol, mi'jo"
>Mom and dad start taking pictures with my gun and doing poses.
All males in the family own fire arms now thanks to me.
My oldest brother loves his Glocks and his AR15.
I still have my 92FS, added a PS90 and MAK90 to my arsenal.
Even my brother the fudd bought a glock and carries everywhere.
My oldest sister wants one as well.

>>31665259
FUCK OFF THEY'RE MICHIGAN'S LAKES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>31665191
The best is fucking the mom, then bragging to the kids about how good their mom's pussy feels, and that they'll never get to feel anything as good.

>>31670279
aaaand this is how narco mexishits get an arsenal while not even being citizens in the USA. I so how you gotta go back soon.

>>31662523
>>She tells me that it is better to just keep your head down and do as the government says.
>>Aunt says good people don't use guns

Tell her to go read Defiance.

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>>31666967
You must be new here.

>>31662523
>Aunt sees my rifle on my bed because I was previously fondling it while watching Netflix war movies
>previously fondling it while watching Netflix war movies
>previously fondling it
>fondling it
Jesus fucking Christ, what they say about /k/ is true

>>31670279
>Letting Mexican immigrants own weapons
Nice one America

>>31670405
What, you Don't fondle your guns on a regular basis? What are you, gay?

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>>31670423
>>31670322
>Getting mad at legal gun owners
>lol ok

>>31665144
For you

>>31662526
That a not retarded opinion not a /pol/ opinion.

>>31667087
That's a woman? Ewwww. Ever notice it's never hot chicks who are in these loser groups? It's always uggo fatties.

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>>31667688
Tell your mom to get back to her rice paddy. Vietnam Fucking Shits!!!!

>>31664284
He's probably taking about the fact that in the past 50 years Taiwan, where he said his grandmother emigrated from, had seen a lot of conflict. Like when they continually fight China unofficially. Asia in general has a lot of conflict recently, do it would make sense that his family members were killed. It's usually the anti-gunners who get killed first in civil wars and genocide type deals. (That's cause collateral damage and them not having any fucking guns).

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How about soccer dad stories
>started getting into guns
>bought a pistol father hated it
>guns only lead to violence
>bring up mass shootings and weapons involved
>guns themselves don't kill people tho
>buy an ar upper from psa
>ANON DID YOU BUY AN ASSAULT RIFLE?!?
>no, just an upper reciever for a rifle
>why do you need that machine gun?!
>it's not a machine gun
>but it's still an assault rifle!!!
>it's not that either
>BUT GUNS ARE BAD
Every time I visit home he asks when I am going to kill him in his house with my guns. Get into debates about gun laws and how my father thinks obama is the savior of america and wants him to run a 3rd term in office
>prove him wrong each time and ALWAYS ends in
>"Well we agree to disagree!"
>mfw when father always brings up me killing him
>I don't know what is wrong with him
>I want to help him come to light

>>31666657

What gun?

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>>31666949
>>31666967
YFW people are too stupid to realize it changes f a m to desu, and you intentionally type desu anyway. Cause f a m is for faggots and niggers.

>>31670432
There's plenty of gay anons fondling their rifles while they fondle their "guns".

>>31662526
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>kill yourself.

>>31662523
>>She tells me that it is better to just keep your head down and do as the government says.
that's just the east asian mentality, to follow the crowd.
ps do you have any cute sisters

>>31670423
Mexicans immigrants are fine. Its illegal aliens we dont like.

>>31670707
peculiar gets confirm

>>31670594
Do it.

>>31668456
Underrated

>>31670650
Senpai fAm faM FAm fAM FaM SENPAI

>>31670594
He's already convinced himself that guns are bad, you can't convince somebody that's already convinced. either make him shoot a gun to see how awesome it is, or just ignore him when he brings it up.

>>31670594

Reverse Oedipus.

Fuck your mom and he should be ok. It's just pent up sexual frustration.

>>31666780
I don't blame the mom in this case, That kid looks like a psycho.

>>31670287
What about Lake Ontario?

>>31670594
Baker Act his ass. He's obviously behaving in an unstable, aggressive manner with paranoid delusions of being murdered by family members.

>>31666993
That would be pretty metal.

>>31667087
>Be a fucking American
>Screw over gun owners
u wot

>>31666445
Aren't you so glad we empowered "some people" with the vote and allowed the "'some people' are equal to men" meme to take hold?

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>>31670914
He's already shot a few, an m16 when he was in the reserves because he was drafted. Some shotguns and a .22. Unless he's been lying to me for 23 years and none of that is true. I offer every time I go shooting if he wants to come and he always says no, kind of sad really.

>>31666684
>>>31666593
>>obama
>>a cultural marxist who believes in the efficacy of government over the individual
>>who wants to nationalize several industries
>>who wants to socialize many services
>>who is anti gun rights
>>who is the most solidly 'progressive' president we've ever had, both publicly and privately
>>not a communist
>Anon, I...
0 of those things are true

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>>31671202
hes gone too far anon. its too late, if shooting an m16 doesnt get you out of your anti-gun mindset, nothing will.

>>31666993
Thatd only make me want to buy those and i never buy things

>>31664695
Not a cuck so none of the above.

>>31666657
this has wincest written all over it

>>31665738

>She looks pregnant so that makes it a threesome.

This is the 4chan I know and love.

>>31670638
>>31666657

Seconding.

>>31670287
>>31670986

It all belongs to the Great White North, amerifriend.

>Just like your qts

>>31665214
Fake and gay

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>>31662410

>>31670594

I don't know, anon. Maybe ask him why he thinks his son wants to murder him?

That's kind of a weird belief to have?

>>31671644

> Just like all your qts

Like you could even tell under all that layering.

>>31662650
Is this the real Meplat or some imposter?

>>31665488
>looks like she can bare the most children
>bare the most children

i just called the cops

>>31671422

> I slept with her, so now I must marry her

>>31666993
assuming you can still read them, the magazines are alot cooler now

>>31670295
Some do, like the anon with two broken arms

>>31671290
No, just that those statements are partially true.
>anti-most guns
>wants to regulate the fuck out of several industries
>blah blah who cares he is out of the office Jan 22

>>31670594
He's hypnotized, you need to persuade him and that will take time, not logic. He labels all gun owners murderers and doesn't want to deal with cognitive dissonance so embraces rediculous fantasies like you killing him just to be right

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>>31668439

What also gets me about these kinds of stories is that people can now you for your entire life, and as soon as you get a gun they're afraid you're going to start killing people.

Its a sign of clear indoctrination that somebody could forsake their entire knowledge base about an individual, all that they've known over their life, and assume they're going to be a violent murderer just because of a single quality they possess.

The worst is it has to be pretty hurtful for folks who go through that. To have someone forsake you for something so petty and stupid.

>>31672217
Knowing those types, that's probably period blood

Because grrrl power

>>31662446
This, I even dress like a faggot hipster and ride fixed gear bikes. No one knows I am a huge gun fag and grew up shooting since I was 4. I am incognegro.

BTW, for any other skinny jeans wearing faggots, I recommend the G43 for EDC.

>>31669683
Because soccer moms

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>>31664928
> Dad tells me I'm an adult and can do what I want
> Mom thinks im compensating for my tiny asian dick

T-thanks?

>>31665978
Underrated

>>31665184
This. My dad will post on fb and tell anybody who will listen about when we go shooting and all the guns i have

Thankfully we live in based utah but still

>legal resident britfag in US
>buying AR because muh rights
>post pic on Facebook
>dad immediately "I do hope you're not thinking about buying that"
>not thinking, just did
>omg dangerous bad
>buddy jokingly says "I agree with your dad, you should let me hold on to it for you"
>dad thinks this is a great idea
>tell my dad exactly why this is not going to happen, and remind him that I already have a 1911
then I find out he grew up shooting a SMLE in some army thing as a kid, and my uncle was a sharp shooter in the army
what the fuck happened to my dad?
mum is pretty based. explain that I like guns for the same reason I like cars, pieces of mechanical engineering, and historical relevance.

>>31667087
Isnt that jessi james?

>>31662649
Chinese here. The strong family values culture and deference to elders means that once some fuckwad manages to insinuate themselves into a position of authority inside said system, the whole thing gets rife for abuse. That's how politicians/govts and corporations get away with ridiculous shit in Asia.

In a lot of ways, it disgusts me. But I was raised more western, so individual choice & responsibility is a big thing for me.

>>31662635

Kek'd heartily at this, what the fuck am I reading?

>>31670209
https://medium.com/@snarkybitch/betsy-goes-gun-grabbin-e8c2e54a0d78#.2qp5nrjs5

It got taken down from Huff Po 3 times

>>31663446
comfy story

>>31673353
>explain that I like guns for the same reason I like cars
Your mother cries herself to sleep every night knowing that you're out hooning.

You'll go far if you bin that car.

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>>31670279
>>Mom and dad start taking pictures with my gun and doing poses.

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>be me 20 something fuckass
>own mosin nagant and soon will buy ammo
>mom comes downstairs with hot pockets and mountain dew and sees me Finger Fucking my rifle
>"ANON WHY ARE YOU FINGER FUCKING"
>tell mom I finger fuck this rifle and it is mine and i can do what i want
>mom flips her shit
>I explain to her the right of the american people to own weapons, the war of 1812 and the importance of the second amendment
>mom realizes i am absolutely right and now is an avid supporter of firearms
>get a box of ammo for my birthday
>someday i will shoot this rifle
>mom now Finger Fucks the rifle too
>mom takes pictures of me doing poses with the rifle
>i make sure she gets my feet in each picture
>Finger Fucking every day

life is good /k/omrades

>Be me.
>In the field.
>With my team.
>We are coordinated, we are ready.
>We even let the kid with downs man the goal net.
>I fucking loved that goal net, didn't have to do anything.
>Picked at a flower on the grass.
>We lost but mom bought us pizza.

>>31666158
You shoulda been fired for degeneracy, smoking is abhorrent

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>>31664928

Please make sure you raise your kids to be pro-gun.

>>31664695
>fat
>ugly
>redhead
>ugly and pregnant
>asian child
>that fucking nose flare

I'll take the redhead

>>31666780
SAVE A LOIFE
BIN THAT KNOIFE

>>31672931
Out of curiosity are both parents Asian?

>>31664960
Now that's a good Iowa

>>31671386
Make him shoot an ak or an sks or something of the like, 5.56 is a pansy caliber.

>>31665099
Based granny is based.

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>>31662357
Fuck that. We'll be banging in the porta potty in the school parking lot before she has to hand out orange slices at halftime. Soccer moms are so damn sexy ;^°

>>31673688
>i make sure she gets my feet in each picture

Ok I chuckled

>>31673973
FOK OFF M8! LET THE LAD 'AVA BIT O' FUN!

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>>31674425
Listen to your pa, bin that straw

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>>31670279
Why can't we deport the useless white yuppies and replace them with hard-working, tight-knit, gun-toting Mexican families that hate the narcogovernment so much they'd rather jump the fence and take their chances with the likes of Arpaio?

>>31674724
whose government turned into a narcogovernment again?

and they did what about that?

that's why.

>>31664695

The Redhead would suck you dry.

>>31664960

31 isn't shit. Impregnate that bitch before she hits 35.

>>31674595
that's photo shopped, right?
.....right?

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>>31674848
Yeah kouhai

>>31664984
why is them lil things so cute.

cute lil thingers! :)

>>31670594
Do it.

>>31664928
Parents are Flips.

Mom doesn't see the point of it, but is fine with a few around the house.

Dad grew up in the Manila slums and always wanted 'em, but only recently got around to ownership. He only goes shooting when I'm around though.

>>31673912
bet you're real fun at parties.

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>>31664928
>be korean
>parents are stereotypical shop owners
>dad is ex military
>uncle is ex military
>grandad is ex military
>cousins ex military
>brothers ex military
>I get shit on for being us military
>no one gives a shit about guns and all of them have atleast one handgun
>mfw jap neighbor is scared of guns but an avid airshitter, but I convinced him to get a gun and now goes to the range with me regularly

>Mom started cc'ing as soon as it was legal in our state.
>Let me shoot her Glock 26 whenever she went to the range.
>Dad is a fudd, but dosn't force his fudd ways on others.
>Mom got me an m&p shield, a bottle of whiskey, and a note saying "DO NOT MIX GUNS AND BOOZE :)" on my 21st.
>Cc Shield everyday.

Thanks mom for not being a cunt.

>>31677101
Oh yeah, soccer mom thread.

>Other moms in neighborhood give her shit over carrying a gun.
>Mom goes full "I gotta fight fire with fire and protect muh chillins womyn stronk."
>They simply cannot process that one of their own isn't agreeing with them.
>They back off.
>Never hear them complain even when I broght home my first rifle with no case.

>>31664695
i'll take thickums on the left.
>that pretty face
>that baby fat
>those claves


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>31677218
Goddamn I love claves

>>31666802
>I find it to be a real turn-off in women
I hope he likes getting fucked in the ass by some ugly fat strapon mistress feminist after he prepped the bull.

>>31673688
Is your rifle your penis and both your arms broke

>>31667087
>embrace diversity and sexuality
aka : get raped by niggers, it's only fair.

I also hope they kill you and feed you to alligators after.

Fucking whores.

>>31667354
Nope, does get awkward at times

>>31670638
B&T APC9

>>31669120
>Then my father went full /pol/.
>THEY SHOUL DO REGULAR HOUSE INSPECTIONS AND THROW EVERYONE WITH A GUN INTO JAIL FOR 10 YEARS. THIS WILL STOP CRIMINALS ASWELL.

Anon... you have zero idea about what /pol/ thinks of private firearms ownership, right ?

>>31667087
>Be a fucking American
>No guns
That makes no sense.

>>31664695
far left because she looks like the only one that can suck a dick

>>31677996
You obviously don't mate. /pol/ is basically split in three parts for gun control.
>WE NEED THEM FOR THE RACE WAR, KEEP THEM AWAY FROM NIGGERS/KIKES/ANY GROUP WE DON'T LIKE SO WE WIN
>SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED
>WE NEED MORE GUN CONTROL

>>31663446
Fuck that, make them rake the yard again

>>31664179
>girls got blasted with my semen after diving for cover in piles of leaves

FTFY

>>31664695
The one with the bow.

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>>31664928
D E S I G N A T E D S T R E E T anon here, entire family is anti-gun with a few based exceptions

>my family friend who's like an older bro, based af, fitness instructor, goes to the range and owns a Glawk
>My Indian family member who visited, I took him to the range, and a legit burger restaurant, watched action movies in between
>said it was the best day in America he had one of the best days in his life
>wants to move to US
>wants to own a gun the moment he comes here
>MFW

>>31665488
hackerman?

>>31665164
>implying redhead's shorts aren't that short

>>31679578
Have you been on /pol/ regularly before the election and primaries?

>>31680646
I visited a couple indian friends of mine in CA. I took them to a range, pretty sure they enjoyed it. The guy did really well with a S&W 686, the girl did well with.. anything I gave her. I tried planting the idea of them getting a gun in their heads, and the wife was pretty receptive of it.

Going to possibly see about getting them one of the 10-shot 22WMR/22LR revolvers. Would need to figure out the legality though, because they're not citizens and they're in commiefornia.

>>31680743

If they're at least "resident aliens" or have a permanent greencard or whatever it'll be a lot easier.

>>31680709
Yes. Unless you mean right before, as in now. In that case I've left because there is too much shit about
>YOU'RE A SHILL
>NO U!
and so on until the elections are over.

I always ignore /pol/ during election season. Too many memes getting in the way of conversations.

>>31680776
They're H1B, so I don't think they are.

>>31668358
always keep a black around for the sweet white guilt

>>31664388
that's like a white muslim... im sure they exist but rare like the unicorn

>>31665005
valid points, valid points...

>>31665641
i lold

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>>31666657
>healthymaternalrelationship/10

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>>31664928
Does half chink count?

My family is pretty pro-gun.

Mom use to be in the Chinese Army, shot a rifle (when the use to make them all go to boot camp for a bit or something like that). Before her eyes were shot, she supposedly could hit marks pretty well.

Dad is fairly pro-gun. Partially third generation Dutch, part "been here from the beginning" Scottish. He use to take me out shooting with him before I moved out.

Po po has no opinion as far as I can tell.

Gong gong still has dreams of taking revenge on the Japanese. Maybe one day I'll buy a C96 just for him to come to the range to shoot it. He was always nice to me.