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>MINNEAPOLIS - A North St. Paul man has been arrested after a bullet he allegedly intended to take out a zombie ended up nearly striking a man asleep in his home.
>His rifle was taken; it had green-tipped Hornady .223-caliber bullets, which are marketed as zombie-killing bullets: ” Each round is loaded with a special, neon green, polymer-tipped Z-Max bullet that delivers devastating expansion and was specifically designed for zombie elimination. You never know when the impending zombie apocalypse will begin, so make sure you’re prepared with extra magazines and bugout bags stuffed full of this effective zombie specific ammunition.”
Goddamn it /k/. stahp.
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>“I’m out here making sure my neighborhood is safe,” he told officers, allegedly smelling of alcohol. “I didn’t see the cops, so I figured I’d do something.”
Forgot, http://minnesota.cbslocal.com/2016/10/11/zombie-shooting-man-arrested/
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>>31644400
>Nearly striking a man in his asleep in his home
Did he try to shoot into another house or was he firing on a sleeping home intruder?
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>>31644483
Says he was walking the streets and shot into a house.
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>>31644551
While trying to shoot a zombie. Sounds like dude just had his first schizophrenic episode with the charge from last week and mom claiming no mental illness.
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>>31644400
The Company that makes those should be genuinely ashamed of their marketing strategy.
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>>31644775
They're just cheaper V-max bullets.
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>>31644861
not the point. The ammo could be the best thing ever, but that marketing is 9 circles of hell cringeworthy.
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>>31644920
People buy it
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Saiga Marine?
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>>31645007
Guy don't look brown enough
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Zmax best max
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BAN ZOMBIE KILLER AMMO
ONLY THE MILITARY NEEDS SUCH DANGEROUSLY COLORED BULLETS
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>>31647535
THINK OF THE ZOMBIE CHILDREN
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>>31644973
Not me man. Not me.
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>>31647572
>I don't like cheap ammo
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>>31647572
>Buy plastic boxes for reloading bullets.
>Buy zoombieshit while cringing because it's cheaper.
>Throw box away
All you have to see is the green tip
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say you used some novelty meme bullets in justified self-defense.
would the law try to fuck you?
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>>31647635
That's a trick question. The law always tries to fuck you.
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>>31647635
>>31647660
Haven't you guys ever listened to Greenday?
>I fought the law and
>the law won
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>>31648127
>green day
angsty 12 year old ""libertarian" "free-thinker" detected
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>>31648127
>Green Day
I think you mean Hank Jr. you hipster fag.
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>>31648127
The worst thing is this probably isn't even an underage b& anymore.
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>>31648149
Forgot link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2b27e5sV2Ek
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>>31644973
People DIDN'T buy it.
Now the remaining stuff is cheaper than vmax.
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>>31648135
> Mentions Green Day
> Must be a 12 year old
'Dookie' came out in what, '96?
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>>31648127
>Green Day
No I wasn't a faggy Green Day fan. I heard it from the clash who did an amazing cover.
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>>31648165
>>31648149
>>31648127
>Green Day
I think you mean Bobby Fuller Four
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgtQj8O92eI
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>>31648127
pretty sure that's a John Mayer song
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>>31648394
I think you mean the Crickets with Sonny Curtis after Buddy Holly deaded, but maybe you've never heard of them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2b27e5sV2Ek
>Wins ultimate hipsterfag trophy
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>>31647572
>Not filling your mags with both green and red tipped ammo.
>Not wanting to get festive on a dindu.
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>>31648533
Merry Christmas mother fucker
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>>31648169
>remaining
Its still in production
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>>31644400
Wtf, I live near Minneapolis. How did I not hear about this?
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>>31648533
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0si6wsZWn6g
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>>31648162
Green Day is older than half of 4chan by now.
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>>31651273
Half? Try 3/4ths
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>>31651314
3 quarterths?
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