Hey /k/ what's your Zombie Plan?

>>31640316
if thing get rly bad i just turn off my pc

>>31640316
/R/ing Mr.T Winsdom for this fool.

>>31640316
Hey Anon, you have lots of guns! I know where I'm going when the zombies come! :)))))))

>>31640316


I have 37 Zombie Plans.

>>31641812
How many involve killing Grif?

To be buried on a mountain with a hang glider so I can swoop down and take passing bites of the brains of the living

>>31640316
suck dick until I die

>>31640316
>Learn to rodeo
>Drive-by hogtie
>Toss them in truckbed
>Ugly ones are target practice
>Fuck cute ones up he butt
>Rinse and repeat

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>i live in Canada so i cant have a massive armory, sadly :(
>grab my rig, 308 remmy
> board up my house
>get a chair
>go to second floor
>anyone comes to my door, they be dead
>if i run out of food, i will go steal it from 7-11
>gg boys

>>31642095

>i live in Canada so i cant have a massive armory, sadly :(

says who?

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>>31642095
>i live in Canada so i cant have a massive armory, sadly :(
huh?

>>31640316
I'm going to Alaska, they'll freeze like corpseicle

Farming in my fenced in backyard and breaking my stairs and waiting on the top floor of my house

Suck a 75 grain 5.56 TAP round out of my AR.

I like 24 hour electricity, hot and cold running water, and antibiotics.

take more meds if I suddenly believe in zombies

>>31642095
>>i live in Canada so i cant have a massive armory, sadly :(


Nothing is stopping the Refugees having one though.

>>31640316
I pretend to be a zombie gain there trust be there leader and destroy them from the inside

Kill myself immediately, I'm not letting a walking corpse get the satisfaction of dismembering me

I call up my friends, grab my zombie outbreak BOB and my 10/22 (best zombie killing round because it bounces around in the skull and shreds the zombie's brain and also is plentiful) and crowbar and go innawoods. Once I'm out there I use the infographics from /k/ that I've printed out and laminated and basically fucking chill like a boss until it blows over. All my other friends are tfw noguns and noweapons because their parents won't let them own weapons but I'm sure we can scavenge some weapons from fallen soldiers, police, ambush some raiders and take some, etc. Between me and my friends we've got 4 people with pretty in-depth knowledge of zombie and survival shit so we have a good chance.

Hopefully I'll get the chance to rescue a qt 3.14 gf too

>>31640348
I hear this all the time. It triggers me so fucking hard because it's not socially acceptable to say if you come to my house I will shoot you

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>>31642095
>>i live in Canada so i cant have a massive armory, sadly

unfuck yourself

>>31640316
Knowingly infect myself just to infect Grif personally.

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>>31643590
>I hear this all the time. It triggers me so fucking hard because it's not socially acceptable to say if you come to my house I will shoot you

why isn't it? people have said that to me before and I smile and say "just follow the sounds of gunfire"

>>31641978
>wanting to catch Zombie AIDS

>>31642095
>>i live in Canada so i cant have a massive armory, sadly :(

Nigger what? That is false

Stop spreading false infos

>>31643572
4/10.

You made me reply.

>>31643717
>What are condoms?
Anyway, everything I love is probably dead and if the disease is airborne then I'm probably immune.

>>31642095

Nigga there's no limit to the amount of guns you can own. There's limits on what guns you can own specifically.

>>31640316
Realize that Netflix has a crap horror selection now.

>live very very quietly until food and water runs out

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>>31642095
>>if i run out of food, i will go steal it from 7-11
literally horrible idea, it wouldve been raided long before

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>>31640316
I live in central Maryland, so I'm going to go to my friends farm to the NW, I already have bug out plan, route, and a stash at his place.
Plus I have 3 months of food on hand.

Just so you guys know, you need 150 gallons of water a month for one person and they sell rice, beans, tuna, and gallon water jugs at the dollar store.
Nearly 15 riots in less than 2 years and the 19.5 trillion in debt aint goin' anywhere.

Go stock up fags.

>>31642095
>if i run out of food, i will go steal it from 7-11
You mean die in a parking lot.

Stealing not only becomes infinitely more dangerous of society collapses, but it is literally the most dangerous time to steal anything.

But don't buy many guns, buy a really good long gun and a really good pistol.
Quality over quantity.

>>31644440
Condoms don't prevent the transfer of AIDS.

>>31642095
Because, just like in Miscreated, loot respawns.


But seriously, Canada, you mag limits are worse than California and New Yorks...five rounds? For everything?

>>31647016
Oh but they do. Now if you kiss the hooker that'd be a different story

>>31647016
That's right President Zuma, AIDS is caused by poor hygiene and can be prevented by showering

Thank u for your insight