Why do YOU own a gun /k/?

Because it's fun, also i would have spent the money on weed. You can reuse a gun but you can't reuse weed.

>>31635432
Yes you can

Buy a vaporiser and use the rest in cooking, I've recycled everything I've bought over the last two years

>Owning a gun for selfdefence and not for guns being a cool hobby.

>>31635432
You can reuse a bong (water pipe), but you cannot reuse ammo. Checkmate!

>>31635418
Because I fucking can.

I had a conversation just the other day where I was asked if I actually owned guns and why. This was my answer.

>>31635460
Bong = gun
Weed = ammo
Bong=/= ammo
Learn math anon, king me

>>31635436
$200 for 1000 round of cheap ammo vs $200 for an ounce which i burn through in a week. Also i haven't vaped weed since i was a teen, I'm in bong country now anon.

>>31635532
Meant to say a month*

>>31635532
Buy a Volcano

They are great

I always say because I've had bad experiences being almost killed on the side of the road as a kid. I'll also say that it's a hobby buy I think lefties think that makes you crazy, "guns aren't toys!" type bullshit.

Also, when they ask me why I have an AR I tell them it's because it's what I was trained on in the military, which works wonders. It's like liberals think soldiers are just ultra trained killing machines who immensely skilled because the big magical government trained us. I was a fucking 88H for fucks sake, nothing even close to badass.

>>31635542
danks 4 ur serbiss

>>31635418
It's super fun and I get to hang out with range bros who are generally at least not total cucks unlike the majority of the rest of my shitty generation.

>>31635540
Ive stopped smoking a month ago, im waiting (and hoping) that nevada legalizes it this upcoming election. Also the volcano isn't portable, i like to smoke on the go. Nothing like ripping the bong before driving anywhere

>>31635418
Is there a section called: Why the fuck not? That would be mine. There is no reason not to.

>>31635558
Tell me about it man, I'm in AZ and am hoping prop 205 passes. I don't openly condone driving while high, but it is damned good fun.

Buy a firefly or a pax then. A vape will get your higher per weight of bud, plus you get the vaped remains that you can cook with or smoke. It's so damned efficient. If you have a good connection and plenty of money it doesn't matter though, smoke those greens up.

>>31635558
>driving under the influence
Hopefully when you wreck your car it's into an inanimate object so only you die/suffer property damage.

>>31635418
>Why do YOU own a gun /k/?
none of your fucking business.

>>31635574
I've only ever driven high, from day one of owning my car, 6 years and only one tiny crash so small, that the insurance company of the car i hit didnt even contact my insurance because i only cracked their license plate cover and left a smudge on their bumper. Also, hoping i wreck my car? I hope a drunk driver T-Bones your edgy ass

>>31635418
Just in case, man. Better to have it and not need it, bla bla.

>>31635571
shit dog, i'll meet you half way n we can blaze up n shoot guns inna desert

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>>31635418
Because the government gave me one when I turned 18

>>31635542
>I was a 88HH, now I am a 1488.

Not really gun "owner" but i serve in the Bundeswehr and currently wait for my sporting gun license

I really just think they're neat. I watched a lot of action and war movies growing up so I guess most of my role models have been half naked guys covered in soot and dirt screaming while firing machine guns and Communists (no homo - well, maybe). I like loud mechanical things. Their innerworkings are fascinating.

>>31635648
How much longer, brother?
Also please tell me you're not getting a SL8

>tfw your year is up December 1st but getting the license takes so long you won't have it for Christmas

>>31635418
To kill nuggets and other undesirables. Possibly politicians, too.

>>31635710
Niggers. Not nuggets.

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>>31635418
Because websites like Cracked.com exist, and that makes me question human nature, and the need for self defence.

>>31635540
Orginal weedposter, I have one

They are godly.

>>31635532
>Smoking an ounce in a week
wow, do you even leave the house

>>31635558
>Nothing like ripping the bong before driving anywhere
Irresponsible and stupid. I hope you don't hurt someone else when you're blazed and driving.

I have contempt for your kind

>>31635753
Read
>>31635537
And this
>>31635589

To shoot fruit

>>31635418
>Cucked

Fuck that website and everyone that works for it.

>Captcha: ahead stop

The captcha apparently has some sagely advice for Cracked.

>>31635753
>i have contempt for your kind
Why would you say that? If you learn to drive stoned, it's easy, again, read this
>>31635589
Also, where do i say that i get blazed? Ripping a bong is practically nothing to me, 1 hit, thats it. You make it sound like i get rekt then drive. I have contempt for people who don't look at the whole picture, if you don't understand context clues, I'm talking about you

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Fun mostly, but also for all the reasons the 2nd amendment was written.

>>31635661

No, i'm not getting a SL8, I can handle the full fun Version on my Job. My first guns will be an 10/22 and a 22/45, because until your're 25, you can only buy .22lr. Otherwise I have to take some fucked up psychological exam .

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>>31635418
I hunt.

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because I'm scared and have a small dick

To shoot white people when the day of the rope happens

>>31635847
post timestamp

>>31635418
What gun? Who told you I owned a gun? Atf get out.

>>31635418

To defend my home and small dick, also because I'm afraid that someone at the department will realize that I use my authority as a cop to case secure places that I intend to rob later. That's also why I have an unnaground innawoods bomb shelter/hunting retreat to flee to when the gubmint comes to shut me down.

>le small dick meme

I'll have you know that my penis is perfectly adequate and has no problem pleasing the insecure chubby white girls I meet on Tinder and fuck THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

To protect my girlfriend's small penis

>>31635827
People like you are Why everyone (including me) hates stoners. Kys

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>cracked

>>31635418
I don't but I usually lurk so it's A-Ok

>>31636100
kys

>>31635418

Because I live in South Africa and my job requires me to go to townships on occasion.

>>31635418

I fall into most of those categories.

I like the way everyone on this board will sit there and hold that people have the right to do what they please so long as no one gets hurt, but the moment someone mentions a topic they disagree with they turn into the same kind of nanny-state bootlicker they claim to hate. Hypocritical mouth-breathers

>>31636288

Nah, I think people should do whatever. You won't find something that I think should be completely illegal.

>>31636223
no YOU kys fucking stoner fuckboi

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>>31635418
Because I like them, and for personal defense.

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>>31636100

>Reported for not obeying our glorious Government, boy I sure am making the founders proud.

>>31636111
>Girlfriend

>>31635632
This

>>31636100
>Not living in a free state where things are legal
After you get your license to buy rope, you should hang yourself

>>31636113
Maybe when you move out your mom and step-dad's house, you'll understand

because i fucking can

>>31636052
/thread

>>31635418
Because my dick can't penetrate targets hundreds of yards away

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>>31635418
>Cracked

>>31636111
Is it a feminine penis?

because it's my goddamn right as a citizen of the united states
because things that make bang sounds and put holes in things are fun to use and look at
and because I fucking can, and any commie bastard from cracked who thinks I shouldn't be able to can go fuck himself with a cactus.

>>31636773
>because the founding fathers dreams consisted of smoking weed erry day

Why shouldn't I?

>>31636100
>the government has the right to tell me what I can and cannot consume

Fuck off, commie. The fed shouldn't be poking it's nose into the lives of it's citizens.

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>>31635418
Just for fun & curiosity above all else. Curiosity all the way from the guns themselves, to all the wacky things that happen when a fast moving projectile hits something.
Stuff like protection, durr hunting, and dick compensation etc is just an added bonus.

>>31635516
you should use a triple bar instead, or a tilde

Sometimes I wish some mad scientist somewhere creates a virus and unleashes it on the world. However, this virus will only recognize and infect those with THC in their systems. The virus takes effect immediately, killing its hosts within 24 hours, but in an agonizing and painful process.

>>31637662
10/10 edge kiddo

now go on outside, pretty sure you have some fed's boots to lick

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>>31635418
>using an infographic from the leftist shilling machine

>>31637670
>people who hate stoners are automatically statists

Epic. Simply epic.

>>31636052

Well posted.

>>31635418

>tfw you can't own a stinger

I would if I could though.

>>31637671
>cracked.com
>leftist shilling machine
Yeah, the guys who make youtube videos about why the Avengers suck at their job, or why Star Trek is whatever, are part of "the evul leftist propaganda machine!"

>>31635418
For fucks' sake people it's just supposed to be a funny picture, stop reading so much into it.

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>>31635418
>tfw unironically love big revolvers
>get called small dicked
>tfw above average dick

>>31635418
>Why do YOU own a gun /k/?

To kill people.

>>31637453
pursuit of happiness motherfucker

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>>31636288
nice dubs but you are complaining about a vocal minority

I don't give a fuck what people do so long as they leave me be

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To play around with at the range or to kill when the need arises.

>>31637662
this is exactly the same rhetoric as liberals who wish the police would round up all gun owners

you are a complete moron, kill yourself

>>31635418
SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED

>>31636929
10/10 projection there. Quit wasting your allowance on weed and start saving up so you can get a bike in high school

>>31635418
Because I wanted one

/thread

>>31635418
for ur mom lol

>>31635418
>Tfw Cracked used to be funny and not just snarky liberal bullshit

>>31635949
I think you got that backwards, unless you're a particular variety of brown guy.

>>31635418
All of the above

I own guns because they're awesome.

I don't own stupid guns.

>>31635418
None of the above

Because I fucking can.

>>31637606
Im using clover, as long as people get the point it's good enough

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>>31637898

They're not explicitly leftist you CTR virgin. But haven't you noticed them pumping out 500 anti-Trump articles this election cycle?

Shame. They were fun to read when they weren't SJW.

>>31635632
Swissbro?

>>31635418
>Why do YOU own a gun
AM I BEING DETAINED

>>31638658
You sound angry anon, teen angst? Sounds like I hurt you with that one, i bet you'll enjoy getting a half brother

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>>31636921
>a free state where things are legal
Its coming to Idaho soon right? Right?

the mormons shit up everything here.

>>31637671
don't forget 4chan the leftist hate machine

>>31635460
Yu can reload the ammo tho anon.

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>>31636918
You too ?

>>31639092
Yeah, Geneva here !

>>31639110
At the end of the day, if the Fed's come in my house, I keep my guns, you don't. I hope being a useless drain on society works well for you

>>31635923
Well for a SHTF rifle the HK 243 would be my choice, but not for target shooting. Gonna take the test next year and get a bolt gun in .308. Contemplating t3x ctr and savage 10 fcp-sr. Savage is 400€ less for a longer barrel, but the tikka just feels so much nicer. Damned be German import taxes. Also looking at 10/22 tacticool target and Tanfoglio Gold Match in 10mmeme.
Remember that .22lr semiautos still count against your "allowance" of semiautos.

>>31635418
All of those reasons except Bambis mom. That bitch died in the first movie.

It's my job-ish I serve in the IDF

i own guns because i have a feminine penis and like to wear skirts

>>31637544
Weed is shit

>>31638136
>has no argument for why he chose to be a brain dead deadbeat so he tells others to kill themselves

BUT IT CURES CANCER YOU GUYS

>>31635847
I need a safe like that

>>31638136
are you playing dumb?..

>>31635418
Recreational shooting is one of my favorite pastimes.
I also trust my wife and my safety to myself over police should I ever need to protect us from a home intruder.

>>31639599
I like how i lose my guns when the feds go to your house, learn to properly write you retarded son of your parents. Like i said, Nevada has a high chance to legalize mary jane. Have fun where ever you are. Nevada got rid of gun registration last year, destroying all records this june. And im no drain on society, i'm a mechanic so you can suck my breaker bar faggot

>>31635418
>Because I fucking can
>Home Protection
>To kill Bambi
>The black helicopters are coming!

I'm gonna roll self defense in general into Home protection with a light dash of black helicopters.

>>31635418
The same reason I do HEMA, because it's fun and fuck you

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>>31636522

>>31640997
>I can't understand your argument because I'm too lazy to understand that you mean in an equivalent scenario.

Ill be clear so you'll be sure to understand. If feds go into your home, you can't own any more guns. Regardless of if Nevada legalized it. If they do the same to me, there is no consequences.
And congrats on being a mechanic. I'm in medical school and volunteering at a free clinic. Maybe I'll come by to let you work on my car one of these days.

>>31642886
Are* Damn I've been up too long

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almost all of these exept for a few

>>31635753
Different anon here. I've driven high before. It's not as bad as you think. Hell I sometimes drive better when I'm high. Only thing you have to do is let your subconscious handle it. If you focus to hard on driving you'll kill the high. Man I miss weed haven't smoked in a month. Trying to stay off until I get my concealed license in Illinois. I wish they could just make it fucking legal already

>>31643016
Kys

>>31635418
Because:

A.) I have a right to own guns

B.) I don't need a reason to own guns

And

C.) I enjoy having them and think they're a good investment

>>31635418

staunch 2nd amendment supporter, it's obligatory

>>31635418

Because my first apartment wasn't in the suburbs. I needed a gun for protection asap. Shortly after moving in I had a hispanic break in while I was there, I pointed the gun at him, he ran away, I called the cops... no one else has tried to break in while I lived there so apparently SOMETHING worked.

>>31635532

>smoking an once in 1 week

What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>31635418
Because I can fuck you.

>>31638889
This

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>>31643359
no way jose

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>>31643359
Not in fucking NJ it's not.

>>31635632
>Swiss Gov't Gives people SG 550s
>Your state bans them by name as being dangerous babykillers

>>31643039
I bet you that every delivery driver that brought your fatass some food was high as shit

>>31640997
He saying if the FBI raid your house they confiscate your weed. And ignore the pry about drain on society he's still one of those bubbas that thinks weed is the devils lettuce and that it makes you lazy

>>31639047
I like this. Thanks

>>31635632
>Military service
>by the age of 18
I call BS or you have seriously neglected your education/apprenticeship.

>>31635516
>bong equals gun
>"learn math anon"
maybe you should take your own advice duden

>>31646817
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conscription_in_Switzerland

>>31635418
Guns are fun and I don't feel like being raped and murdered when daquon and his buddies come busting down my door at 2am to steal my Xbox and TV.

Rifle: because i hunt
Handgun: protection when I'm in the mountains
Pellet gun: small game and extremely cheap plinking

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>>31635418
Because I wanted a gun you cunt.

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>>31635827
You're a fool

It slows your reaction time, no matter what bullshit you spew you're endangering other people by doing it

I don't give a fuck if you hurt yourself, but show some respect for other road users. People like you are the worst, you believe that you're not affected by it, that it makes no difference

It does, it affects your reaction time. People like you give the rest of us a bad name

>>31643016
>Hell I sometimes drive better when I'm high.
No you don't, you're stupid.

It doesn't matter what your rationale is, driving impaired in any way, be it being over tired, stoned or otherwise mentally incapacitated in some way, is irresponsible.

You are no Colin Mcrae, I sincerely hope you just hurt yourself and nobody else

/rant

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>>31646817
I finished my education when I was 18, I did my military service at 18-19 so I technically gat my Fass90 at 18

>>31638916
What is a stupid gun?

>>31643359
In what state?

In CA you need to surrender a fingerprint, provide two forms of proof of RESIDENCE, and wait 10 days.

Also recently you need to get a firearm saftey certificate which is basically a permit.

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>>31635418
Home protection and fun

>>31646978
Do you still have it now?

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>>31646856
You dont need to fucking link me the wiki I WAS in service. Normaly its when you are 20, but as>>31646978 puts it he must have made a short 2 year apprenticeship instead of the normal 4.

>>31647507
Of course, we have some "repetition courses" every year until we are 30 so we need it

>>31647718
Where did you do your service ?
Infantry here

>>31647754
Thun later Kirchberg/Bützberg/Drogens.
Armorer

>>31647754
What I meant was do they let you keep it after you leave the base/barracks/training course/whatever or do you have to hand it in?

>>31647784
You keep it at home. There is the possibility to store it but literally no one is doing it.

>>31647798
*to store it in an armory

>>31635418
Change "The black helicopters are coming!" to "The blacks are coming!" and you'd have me

>>31646960
... I bet your favorite movie is Reefer Madness.

>>31635418

Because it's my right as an American.

Also guns are neat

>>31635418
Am I being detained?

SHALL

>>31647831

>talking with coworker
>asks me why I have a gun
>"because black lives matter"
>"oh you want to defend blacks from corrupt cops?"
>"nope"

>>31647923

MY

>>31635418
>almost all of them all white expect one latino
This is racist as fuck.

Because I can... use them to shoot niggers

>>31637453
Doubtful, but I'm pretty sure the founding fathers didn't envision a land of freedom where the government imprisons you for smoking the devil's lettuce either.

>>31635418
>it's my job
>it's my (illegal) job

holy shit Cracked used to be so good. I would spend so much time on there lol

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>>31647944
top fucking kek

>>31639047

>calling someone a CTR virgin on /k/
>crossboarding

get the fuck out you newfaggot
get back to >>>/pol/ but not because of your views (heil hitler) but because you belong to those retarded newfaggots that are currently infesting that shit-board

>>31646578
What idiot gets a delivery driver so that some minimum wage asshole knows 1) where you live and 2) that you have money

None of your business.

Am I being detained?

AM I BEING DETAINED!?

Because 12% of America is niggers.

>>31635436
This. That re-vape weed makes some great brownies.

>>31636370
> You won't find something that I think should be completely illegal.
Spend enuff time a few /b/oards over....

>>31638117
Anyone else curious why pistol grips featuring Seinfeld's George Costanza are in an "EVIDENCE" bag?

No?

>>31648901
>Literally niggering

>>31649565

Because the dude used the 1911 they were attached to in a self-defense scenario.
Just google the image.

>>31639508
Seems like I keep bumping in fellow Geneva citizen these days

>>31647718
>implying apprenticeship is the only way to go

Also post-obligatory school is 3 years at minima so you literally end it at 18 (and by the law, you're only needed to go to school until 18)

>>31650311 was also meant to be linked to >>31646817

>>31649578
Racist much? How about you f*ck off back to >>>/pol/ as well?

>>31650311
>>31650326
Forgot to say that a lot of apprenticeship also last 3 years instead of 4 so, again, 18 at the graduation

>>31635460

You know you can reload rounds. A lot of ppl will pick up their spent brass, either cast or buy the bullet (casting can be fun, shit takes forever) get yourself some powder and new primers. Set the new primer, measure and pour powder, press in new bullet. Ta da, you just made a round.

>>31646614
I know what he was saying, i just said he could have worded it like someone with a proper education.
>>31642886
>I'm in medical school
Not with those writing skills, I like how you try making proper sentances and paragraphs like you're trying to impress someone after I called your dumbass out Mr. Med Student. Don't forget, i mentioned this
>>31635558
>I've stopped smoking a month ago
About 45 days now, to be exact. Luckily i'm not stupid enough to get raided like you say you are.

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>>31635418
because they keep scratching more and more off.

>>31652300
I'm sorry punctuation is so important in a Taiwanese crocheting board. I started being all careful because you showed a clear inability to understand. It's almost like I said exactly that. Do you want me to use small words too? I'm not trying to impress anyone, just write clearly and slowly enough to tailor to your learning disability. Go replace my brake pads for minimum wage already. Maybe you can get a real job after high school, providing you can pass a drug test.