/ak/, /k/omic, and /k/ Manga Discussion Thread

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>>31629458
>Faye Valentine
I'd eat her belly....hard.

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Who's your favorite Homura, /k/?

Mine is Akemi.

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>>31629834

Reminder that Gunsmith Cats is shit.

Has guard updated his rescue rifle story lately?

care to be a bit more specific? nothing from guard in the pastebin listing.

So, what do you guys want now? More Garand or the next step in the G11 story?

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>>31630225
Muh dik says Garand

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>>31630225
g11

>>31630111
To which rescue story do you refer?

>>31630225
G11. Do it for the characterization. Muh dick loves some characterizations

>>31630225
>More Garand
shit, i don't think the old garand stuff got archived, unless polybius got it. the par when he kills the bear while camping right?

also i vote g11

>>31630104
ATF pls go and stay go.

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Seems like G11 should be like an inevitable from D&D

Because clockwork

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Best Raifu coming through get out of my way mosin shits!

>>31630250
Alright, so be it.

>I wake up at the crack of dawn, the overcast sky gaining a slight tint of grey with the sun behknd them. Alice was resting on top of me, her dirty blonde hair draped on my chest. She was still naked, and pressed herself against me for warmth. Her titties were pressed against my stomach, the njpples still hard from the cold air.
>I find myself to be a bit cold too, so I gently shake her shoulder.
Alice, time to get up, honey...
>She simply buries her head further into my chest, mumbling something about as few more minutes.
>Okay, fine, I guess I'll have to wake you up the lewd way.
>I slowly slide my hand down her back, coming to her waist. I rear my hand back and move my hand down her body mid flight, a muffled 'slap' coming from under the sleeping bag.
>I grab her ass firmly as I slap it. It still feels firm, but it's smooth like silk and feels like a memory foam pillow.
Anon!
>She looks at me with pouty lips, but I can tell from her blush that she likes it.

hahahahaha holy shit these threads used to be tolerable and now you guys are typing up fanfiction

this is some /b/ tier stuff right here.

>>31630305
Did some in the last thread, forgot to pastebin it tho.
>>31630320
http://pastebin.com/55tZSyAB

>>31630391
just go to wfg. its slow now, but less fanfiction.

>>31630403
Thanks, G11 pastebin is up to date as well

>>31630391
>implying /b/ has even an ounce of creativity

>>31629458
Did anyone ever resolve whether traps are gay or not?

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>>31629969
You're damn right she didn't

She's just trying to into Madoka

>>31630433
It's definitely gay, but there's nothing wrong with that

>>31630362
B-but I can't afford you, and my mosin doesn't have enough value to trade in!

>>31630369
I said we have to get up.
>I smile devilishly as she continues to pout, grabbing her glasses and slipping them on as she unzips the sleeping bag, sliding out and standing in the cold air, naked with her breath visible.
Well, last night was great, Anon.
>She begins to slip on her bright orange panties, sliding her pants over them. She puts on a Korean War era mountain coat, foregoing her bra and tanktop.
>I slide my clothes back on as well, going to my pack and digging out a can of wieners. I pop open the tab and eat some of them, giving Alice the other half.
You in the mood for some hunting?
>She nods as she sucks down a juicy wiener.
>I mean what?

>>31630362
>Dat nose
OY VEY

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>>31630534

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>>31630448
Now how about hermaphrodite? Realistically, I should say actual girls with penises? Not trans or shemale, but an actual girl born with a dong. What is that called exactly?

>>31630673
Bisexual

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>>31630470
*laughs in wehraboo* mosin cannot be of the groupings

>>31630673
Futa
and it's totally not gay, it's mathematically proven.

>>31630494
>After we eat breakfast, I load up a new clip in her and put out the campfire, at least what little was left of it. I began to trek into the woods, making as little noise as possible.
>The M1D's wood is cool in my hands, the metal even colder. The scope has small flecks of snow resting on the top, the action and top of the stock getting some on too.
>For a while, I see nothing of note. It's just me and Alice, trekking through the frozen forest.
>Kinda reminds me of the snowy mountains in Korea...
>Suddenly, I see a small group of deer drinking from a mostly frozen over stream.
>Bingo.
>I sight in with the scope, taking a knee and stabilizing my aim. I took in a deep breath and slowly squeezed the trigger.
>CLICK
>huh
>I pull back the charging nub on the side of the receiver, a gleaming 30-06 round falling out.
>The buck in my sights hears this and turns his head, bounding off with the feet of his family.
>godfuckingdammit.gif
Alice?
>She suddenly materializes, hugging her knees to her chest as she sits by a tree.
>What the fuck...
Alice, are you okay?
>I cautiously approach her, seeing that she's crying into her legs.
Alice?
>I put a hand on her shoulder, and she knocks it away, and suddenly I feel a sharp pain in my nose.
>I'm knocked to the ground, and Alice is withdrawing a bayonet from her jacket, walking toward me.
Alice! It's me!
>She grabs me by the jacket and pulls me up, socking me in the face again.
Shut up, you gook fuck!
>Gook?

What would the 'geist of a Ma Deuce look like?

I feel the need to writefag up some M2A2 in the 41st millennium for some reason.

>>31630104
The detail in the art is amazing but I agree that the story / action sequences are hollywood-tier.

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>>31630698
Good. I mean, I have no attraction to male appearance at all. Futa is in relation to hermaphrodite though, since it's a shortened word for futanari, any other thoughts on the name?

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>>31630685
That may be true, but my mosin hits like a truck. This was a T-shaped steel bar that is used for building. I placed it so that the top of the T was facing me and at 25 feet I got it dead center. Cut the bullet in half and went halfway down the center of the T

>>31630701
>She leans over me, pressing her bayonet tip to my Adam's apple.
You think you can come in here and kill my friends, you slant eyed bastard? I should cut you up right now, make myself some Korean barbecue.
>I can feel blood dripping from my nose, and my head feels like I'm magdumping with the stock pressed my forehead.
>Alice has gone through quite a fucking turn. She's dressed up in a complete US Army uniform circa 1950, except her jacket's now ripped up and covered in blood. Her hair is back in a messy bun, flecks of blood and dirt covering her matted hair. Her face is caked in dried mud too, as are her hands.
Mark my fucking words, Pyongyang will be glassed by the end of the year. Little fucks like you will be wiped out by the end of this.
>I can't believe that she's saying so vile shit to me...
>I try to formulate a response.
Alice... Snap out of i-
>Before I can finish, she kicks me swiftly in the windpipe, causing me to clutch my throat as I gasp for air.
I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP! I'LL BURN YOU ALIVE, YOU SCROUNGY LITTLE GOOK FUCK!

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So what would a lever gun in .357/.44 magnum be in the Upotte world if pistol calibers are children and intermediate calibers are teenagers? Puberty age girls?

>>31630721
I would love to see this. Even better, have small etchings of all the wars she's been in on the reciever

>>31630889
the worlds largest fifth grader.

>>31630889
Imagine a tall, middle school looking loli with big tiddies.

>>31630673
Jackpot.

Also, in the real world it's called "intersexed." Which can range from a reasonably functional complete set to one or the other being useless or too small in some way. You don't see it a lot because doctors are too overzealous about "fixing" it, often far earlier than is healthy.

is there any limit to what can and cannot have a 'geist?
there could theoretically be 75mm 'geists in tanks and shit, even 120mm

>>31630889
Toss-up between oppai loli(big guns but pistol caliber) or just straight adult(like Thompson-senpai)

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>>31630959
>Lever gat
>big tits
What? If anything she'd have a huge, puffy vulva

>>31630976
Technically there shouldn't be, you just have to find a part to use that's involved in the firing of the weapon(i.e. bolt for the rifle).

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What's the name of this catgirl?

The fuck is Pancakegiest anyway? Is that the title of the webcomic /k/ wanted to make a while back or something?

>>31630848
>I see her look around, smiling a bit.
I say we give 'ol Ching Ling over here some American hospitality, right guys?
>I see her smile drop as she whips her head around more frantically.
Guys?
>I can hear her breathing noticably pick up. She looks down at me, and let's out a sharp gasp.
ANON!
>She runs up to my crumpled up form, just barely catching my breath from her kicking my windpipe with a pair of combat boots.
Oh my god, Anon, I'm so sorry!
>She begins to cry into my shoulder, hugging onto me as tightly as she could.
I... I didn't mean it... forgive me, please!
>I roll over onto my back, Alice now crying into my chest. She's back to her old form, her golden locks back to their soft volume.
Can you move, Anon?
>I weakly nod and stand up, Alice supporting me a bit as we walk back to camp.
>She makes me a cup of coffee and sits down next to me as I nurse my bloodied nose and sore face.
Anon... I'm sorry... It comes from my service days.
>She sighs and looks at me.
Let me tell you a story, Anon...

End for today. Thanks for reading.

>>31630962
Well, that's because most of the time one sexual organ is completely useless and has a risk of turning into cancer cells.

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>>31631029
>Momiji
>Cat girl
Those are doggo ears anon

>>31630962
Now that's going to be a hard one to figure out...
I remember being told that it's called a d1ckgirl but that seems way to simple and vulgar term for something like this. I have been hunting this answer for about four months now

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>>31630777
Decent penetration anon

>>31630985
WWII and older look to be in their very late 20s, if not 30s, at least.

>>31631083

Oh, just tell me the name of the meme and stop being a faggot.

>>31631029
Good ol' Texas-brand Awoooo~!

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>>31631123
They're called ohayou, since I'm lazy and you asked for the name of the character, fagit.

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>>31631166

>>31631102
Yeah but .44 magnum is a post-WWII round, which means she would be in her early 20's and more stacked than than .357 who's her older sister.

>>31619522

i sure do love never updating

>"Chiappa... are you ok?" You ask, a bit concerned that you messed something up or didn't put her back together correctly
"A-anon you p-perv..." Chiappa says, curling up in a ball and breathing heavily. From what you can see, her face is still just as red.
>"Oh gosh did I do something wrong? Did I put the hammer back in incorrectly?" You barrage her with questions, trying to find the root of the problem
"You just put me on the table and... started stripping me.."
>"That's how you clean gu-" And then the realization hits you. You did see clothes on the table as you took her apart and cleaned her. You feel a bit sick, and need to turn around for a minute.
>"Oh my god Chiappa I'm so sorry l-let me get you into bed again..."
>You quickly grab Chiappa, scooping her up and holding her tight, slowly shuffling over to your bedroom, which you still need a door for.
>Standing by the side of the bed you lay her back down to where you picked her up earlier and cover her with sheets, sitting in the chair next to the bed to make sure she's totally OK.
>As you sit there you begin to feel really bad now, and you haven't even shot her yet. You groan and rub your face, questioning why of all people, you got the 13 year old girl.
>Time passes slowly, and it seems like an eternity before Chiappa falls into a regular sleep, her breathing short and quiet.
>You stare at her, that cute little horn and her messy hair. You smile weakly.
>"What am I going to do with you.."
>You get up, deciding Chiappa is fine and move over to your computer, spending the rest of your time researching Waffengeists and figuring out what to do and what not to do.
>Soon enough the entire apartment is dark and the night is starry, so you decide to call it a day. With Chiappa occupying the entire bed, and you not really wanting to make things even worse, you decide a nap on the couch couldn't be the worst thing in the world.

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>>31631003
>Leverguns have small handguards and big buttstocks
>B-cups
>Big, bubble-butts
>mfw

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>>31631214
Yaaasss, RhinoSenpai delivers.

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>>31631231
>Big booty, small breasted late adolescent to young adult girl with a cowboy hat and jean jacket

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>>31631101
Thanks, I got another picture of a half-inch steel target that the mosin blew through twice too

>>31631254
i always deliver
sometimes not for a while
but be certain
i. deliver. all

>>31631063
and then M1D-chan was locked in a gunsafe for the mentally insane

>>31631282
I look forward to more Chiappa. She is easily one of my favorite WG to pop up in these threads.

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>>31631361
o-oh thank you

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>>31631295
hearty chuckle

>>31631184
Well, to put some addition context of age, SKS is still seen as a middle schooler, despite being just barely on the very tail end of WW2

>>31630906
>small etchings

I planned on it.

I still need to know what she'd look like.

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>>31631259
Better view from the side

>>31631384
True, so maybe .357 is an adult, just short, while .44 is taller and curvier, maybe giver her more of a baby-face in comparison to .357.

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>>31631371
Yeah man, just keep it rollin, I like the direction you've got with it so far.

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>>31631375
Fresh from the /u/nlikely friends of the /a/-side /ak/.

>>31631456
>polt
my man

>>31631493
https://youtu.be/KpcmfjFN8OI

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>>31631522
if polt owned a gun what would it be

>>31631371
>>31631456
Seconding. Keep it coming mang.
>>31631469
Nice!

>>31631063
>let me tell you a story

all about how
my life got flip turned upside down
I'd like to take a minute, so sit down.
see, uh...
I'mma tell you some shit about what went down in Korea

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>>31631456
Definitely the most /k/ of the non MON monster girls.

>>31631553
FN SCAR, because kobolds are generally a very wealthy race, and she can probably afford it. And I think they have a good degree of ruggedness as well

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>>31631636
>kobolds are generally a very wealthy race

>1/4 CR
>Standard treasure
>Small Humanoid (Reptilian)

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>>31631735

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>>31631636
Comfy Juggernaut is still best girl.

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hasty doodle

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>>31631766
I can agree with this

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>>31631553
>furry sister of battle

>>31631766
imagine her food portions
;_; rip wallet

>>31631820
Nigga dats kawaii as shit.

>>31631763
>>31631763
Lesser demon is BEST MONMUSU

BEST

MONMUSU

>>31631837
There is a canon planet of catgirls in 40K.

>>31631862
nigga is this true provide sauce

>>31631842
No, it's going to be the very expensive and custom made dresses that'll do it.

>>31631862
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUuvHPr4BGk

>>31631892
Fucking alfabusa
Never fails to make me chuckle.

>>31631636
Still trying to find this one picture, it was of a lamia armored down to the tail in a wasteland scenario shooting a rifle full auto. It was amazing, but my phone OD'd and lost everything

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>>31631853
Dragon Pup

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>>31631914
The only picture I have of a lamia shooting, that is not a x-com snek is this

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>>31631820
I swear one of these days I'll join you for /AK/ drawing, but not today. Here's an old picture from last year. I have a drawing application on my phone now but no stylus that will allow me to draw accurately

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>>31631820
Oh shit senpai, cute levels at 11/10

>>31631970
My phone autocorrected senpai to Senpai... the fuck

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>>31631934
>MGQ

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>>31631993
Kitsune is my second favorite

Haven't completely beaten part 3 yet, though

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>>31631985
Not just you, I've been having that happen to me to on PC
>senpai
>Senpai
>SENPAI
>fampai

>>31631735
Put on in a maid dress and fuck it in the Ass. Gender doesn't matter. Just fuck it. Analysts. And take responsibility.

>>31631890
>>31631892
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Catfolk#Warhammer_40000

>>31631890
>>31631892
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Felinid
Better link

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>>31631029
>he don't know Awoo.

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>>31632011
Have always loved Alipheese, but then came Alma Elma the gentle femdom MILF master and I'm sorry but: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hKbUhbaaIk

>>31631853
>Tries to sexually assault MC again
>Rachnea catches this "Time for some punishment!"
>"Yes please!"

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>>31632074
>this

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>>31632079
>>31632105

>>31631553
M4A1? Why? Because she's going to be my service doggo when I go be shipped into the sandbox

>>31631820
Fuck you Guard, now you want me to buy a Chiappa
[nospoilerson/k/]Make more![/nospoilerson/k/]

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>>31632193
>hairclip is a burger
Much better than M16

>>31632229
Wait, why the safety pins?

>>31632105
No one can save us from this Grimdark future. No one.

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>>31632079
>>31632105
>tfw no Felinid partner to aid you in your military missions and help raise morale

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>>31629834
>>31630438
>homura
>not homomura

new 10/22 - day 3.

it's 5 pages in Open Office, so I'm going to pastebin it

http://pastebin.com/YkwSEexv

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>>31632337
>>31632378

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How do you prepare you're waifu for the possibility of being captured? Do you make her understand that execution after many days of torture is very likely? Does she understand that a rescue plan which deviates from the mission will not be carried out? Is she trained to resist Enhanced Interrogation Techniques?

How do you prepare her a quick way out? False tooth with cyanide? Do you have her simply shoot herself to avoid compromising her mission?

I know it's a grim thing to talk about, but going out into the field with you're waifu is dangerous and you need to plan for this possibility, /k/.

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>>31632390
>10/22 released
>PTR with HK parts is on-going
>Chippa earlier
Today was a good day on /ak/ and /wfg/.

>last thread
>her hair smelled of hoppes 9
>wantbthisfeel.jpg
http://www.saveonscents.com/product_info.php/name/Gunmetal%20(Hoppes%209)/products_id/203434
Holy shit it exists

>>31632443
i agree with you, but jesus fuck that picture.

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>>31632218
kay

>>31632465
Today was a very trying day at work

>>31632412
Tell her that as a woman she should just kill herself if she thinks she's gonna get captured. Even for a male, eating a bullet (or calling an airstrike on yourself, kek) might be better than having your head cut off with a knife. Or basically fight to death.

>>31632477
that suck komrade. grab a beer and read what youve missed?

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>>31632412
We don't go out to war, my waifu (Fluffy-esque) and I spend our time maintaining our T-72 MBT out in Nevada.

>>31630745
but Hollywood action sequences are awesome.

>>31632443

do you guys prefer it this way, in a massive pastebin text wall, or like some of the other folks do where it's smaller posts in-thread but more frequent?

>>31632390
Yis, that's some good shit

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why don't yall read an actually good /ak/ series.

>>31632511
pastebin.

>>31632500
Way ahead of you, Archive

>>31632524
What do we have here?

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>>31632592
autobiographical account from a former japanese soldier.

>>31630889
Big booty cowgirl in Daisy Dukes. Probably late teens.

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>>31631937
This particular drawfag here--taking requests

>>31632386

my roommate went to Japan two months ago. one of the hentai comics he brought back was homura and madoka, with homura having a magical futa. as in when homu busted in madoka, homu was no longer a futa and now madoka was. then madoka busted in homu and turned homu back into a futa.

i frowned upon his shenanigans

>>31632766
Fug, I wish I knew what to request.

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>>31632766
M24/47 Wafflegiest.

>>31632766
Sig calling anon dipshit?
Makarov stealing anon's vodka?
Tavor and Galil cat fight?
I dunno I'm tired sorry mang

>>31632766
Ogress (similar to comfy juggernaut here >>31631766) shooting a PTR or FAL

>>31632766
>>31632859
Seconding the Tavor\Galil catfight

Hey guard are you good at drawing males

>>31632851
Seriously, what is this fucking "wafflegiest" shit?

>>31633019
A way to have our own version of Upotte!!

>>31633055
Hold up, have we finally committed to that comic idea we had a few months back?

>>31633160
Actually guard made it all up due to frustration with upotte lacking lore. Hes also fielding ideas for a comic to draw

>>31633160
No fuck that.
Waffegeist is a spirit that inhabits a gun and manifests as a girl with characteristics of said gun. I.E. an FAL would be a tall Belgium girl.

>>31633160
I see it just more as a guidelines for writefagging

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>>31633194
>>31633199
What's wrong with the idea of just "the guns are girls?"
It's not exactly like Upotte is supposed to be an elaborate, serious concept.

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So what exactly would the lever on a lever gat be on a girl?

Also how would the magazine tube translate? Cute gap between the front teeth?

>>31633299
I'm not opposed to it. The comic idea is whatI don't like.

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>>31633329
>mfw lever actions are raunchy buck-toothed cowgirls

>>31633372
Honestly lever gats would look a lot different than the girls we're used to seeing
>tube magazines
>exposed hammers
>Buck horn sights
>levers
>Saddle rings
Shit mang, I kind of hope Upotte doesn't make a lever action girl just because you know eggplant man would basically just make her look like every other assault rifle girl.

>>31633299
Guard made it an elaborate concept with even a backstory

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>>31632386

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>>31632766
Pic-related operating with Ye' Olde Tactical Lamp attachments?

Because I know one of you is a Rosafag here.

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>>31633543
Rosa is best waifu; a cute, petite little nigress in a uniform reminiscent of WW2 Germany? She's perfect.

>>31633543
What's the name of those lanterns anyways?

>>31632766
>>31632821
>>31632859
>>31632943
>>31632958
>>31633543
I'll try my best! I won't get it all done right away though.

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>>31633543
>>31633594

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>>31633614
No idea. Was probably some sort of compact flashlight that has a hook for hanging it on stuff.

I really need to get around to contacting the author about some stuff...

Also, if you guys want to caption this, feel free. I already had my use of it on the new chapter's credits page.

>>31633019
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EquippableAlly

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>>31633648
>That attempt at making her black

>>31633657
Damn I really want one of those lanterns. Guess I could make one with enough surplus parts.

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>>31633661

Some folks over on /tg/ are talking about GATE >>49707894

More Interestingly, some people there are talking about doing it better: >>49717744

In summary:
>Instead of Japan getting the gate, it appears in Berlin. Right smack dab in the middle of East and West.
OR
>US and USSR get their own Gates, and start some real fuckery from there

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>>31633698
Oh come on nigga, don't be all pissy, it's funny.

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>>31633670
Looks kinda like the battery powered mining lanterns

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>>31633746
FUCK got the links wrong
>>>/tg/49717744
Hopefully this works

>>31633754
Hmm maybe I should gut one and DIY it?

>>31633848
Wouldn't be that hard to diy one. Just need a power source, a metal box, some glass, and a handle.

>>31633698
For what's it's worth I like it.

>>31633594
Is there any porn of her?

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>>31633657
>>31633754
>>31633861
Hmm kinda sorta but it's not wood. I'll probably just look at the scans and figure it out at home.

>>31632110
Where is the Arizona Awooo?

>>31633935
No, right now Groundless is almost completely unknown so no one has really drawn much R34 of it.

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>>31633937
Found a wooden one, now handle though

>>31633995
>draegermen
That's a mining name right?

>>31631636
I dunno how y'all love polt so much when she's 99.99% yiff. Not that I have anything against it, it just seems like an odd double standard.

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>>31633848
Here, I cobbled this together for you or anyone who wants to try and do it.

No color, sadly, but at least there is rough dimensions and outside aesthetics to work with.

>>31634018
Miner rescue

>>31634030
I'll work on making this tomorrow, thanks!

>>31634030
Wait I recognize it now! That's a Wehrmacht tin electric light!

>>31634022

/k/ has always had an uncomfortable relationship with those types.

>>31634068
If you do manage to make it leave a tutorial for us folk who are not so very good at building shit, I'd like a tacticool lantern.

>>31634084
Seconding!

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>>31634068
No problem, It's 1 AM and I'm just shitposting at this point instead of sleeping/studying for an exam.

>>31634079
>no picture
But hey, most of the equipment they use is based off of real things (except for the titular prototype sniper rifle and a few... "other" things that you all will see later on).

I'll be on later tomorrow, with a (hopefully) completed chapter ready for dumping. Cheers till then!

>>31634108
Honestly that sniper rifle looks like it could be a viable, functional design.

Damn shame none of us have the skill of designing and crafting a firearm from scratch.

What is the best place to read GSC?

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>>31634079
>>31634108
Shitty res but you get idea

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>>31634215
Better pic. Fuck I SUCK when I'm tired.

>>31634151
It's an older series, so it might be hard to find. I have the physical books, but Google might be your best bet atm.

>>31634215
>>31634237
Seems like it would be pretty easy to make if you have even the most basic tools.

>>31634084
Expect a finished product in a couple of weeks; need to resource parts and figure out what to do with the shell.

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>>31632851
Tried my best, not too familiar with what exactly consists of a waffegeist. I based her off of a Yugoslavian partisan. Sharp-witted and low-maintenance. I might make more dynamic pictures later.

>>31632011
Same here
Only made 1/4 of part 3

>>31632766
More Monstergirls pls
Don't care if you make a gun to a monstergirl or some shit
Just draw a big fat Spider girl and call her AK and everyone is happy

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Hey guys, crossposting my continuation

>>31634805

Enjoy if you're keeping up with it.

>>31634912
Looks fairly swell
Are you an expert in drawing animu girls?

>>31634953
I dunno about expert, but it is my specialty. I draw them all the time whilst taking notes in lecture. I can draw from sight most things, but it's fun drawing animu.

>>31634912
This

This is nice. I like it.

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three of you voted for more of Jane and add the FAL... so, I guess I have two now.

>Jane and I awoke, as usual, stark naked. she liked to turn the heater off and follow me to bed in a margin of about ninety seconds, it was an effective method of keeping me in bed longer. I didn't mind, she was cute, liked cuddling, and as a kid and young adult, I never felt anyone had any attachment to me, and rarely if at all avoidable touched anyone beyond a handshake. it caught many off guard how I kept almost all at arms length or more, even my then sister in law.
>this particular day was different. I awoke to the sensation of her squirming, and saw a grimace on her face.
>like myself two or three weeks earlier, one of us was having a nightmare, only this time, it was her. I thought for a scant moment on what to do before I gave her a shake that rendered her inert for a few seconds.
"Jane-JANE!" I barked a low edge in my voice that could cut flesh.
>"Wha- Oh, anon... thank god."
"that couldn't have been pleasant. the canyon?"
>"the top" she said, tears welling in her eyes "what if we hadn't ran? what if the bomb didn't clear the ridge? or worse. if the stingers survived..." she trailed off
"we couldn't have stayed up there longer. we're not interested in seventy two virgins to share with a million other goatfuckers"
>she giggled at this "oh, anon. what about the bomb and the stingers?"
"I could definitely see the worry there, we'd be fucked six ways from sunday."
>"Anon, we're you always this profane?"
"you know there was a time when I wasn't?"
>"what happened?"
"years, literally YEARS of bullying until I snapped and beat the shit out of this kid that was throwing food at my head. I was thought so weak even the kids who get stuffed in lockers picked on me... should we get dressed?"
>"Not quite yet, Anon. I refer you naked and vulnerable."
"what day is it, anyway?"
>"december eighth, honey."
"december eighth, twenty nineteen. wasn't so long ago life was the opposite of this."

>>31634022
All the fuzzy, none of tha faggotry associated with the cancerous fandom

>>31635178
>"how so? waking up next to a woman every day?"
"lonely, miserable, isolated among people. feeling old as a teenager. now I'm twenty three, feel young, don't feel lonely. I don't wake up wondering why I should anymore. what was it like for you as a youngin?"
>"I have this vague memory of someone hovering over my bolt, just grinding away at it in a half lit room, cackling while he did it. he had blonde hair, blue eyes that seemed almost green like... yours... and it seemed like it was in the...garage. Anon... it was you!" she said with a hint of betrayal in her voice
"yeah. it would make sense."
>at the time I figured to just be honest since I didn't know what to make of her shift. evidently this wasn't the thing to do. she got up and ran to the bathroom. I got up and followed suit, she locked me out after I found her staring at herself in the mirror as though she was looking for something like a mark to prove brainwashing.
"Jane, what's wrong? talk to me."
>"ANON! DID YOU MUTILATE ME? DID YOU FUCKING MUTILATE ME!?" she screamed
"No."
>"Then why were you grinding my bolt!?"
"I got an incomplete G3 parts kit, I machined your bolt from scratch."
>"What else" she asked. so I answered
"your receiver, barrel trunion, the rollers in the bolt, the trigger group, the handguard. a little bit of grinding was done to make the stock fit the reciever."
>"so you made the working parts..."
"yeah... are you okay?"
>"I'm cold" she said, as if she'd been completely stalled. "can you get me some clothes anon?" she said as she opened the door, and wrapped her arms around me.
>I lifted her and carried her to the bedroom, dressed both of us lightly, and turned on the heater.
>the heater was a bit anoemic, as always during the cold season, but I had the day off. We could spend it cuddling under some blankets if we wanted to. so we did.
>"hey anon. what should we do for christmas?"
"I've got some bussines to take care of in california since the fed preepted the laws."

>>31635178
Care posting pastebin?

>>31634022
Like her just for pettings
Not for lewd or waifu stuff

>>31634946
>VERY fast GLOCK shooting at incredible hihg speed

>>31634985
That's really cool, you are good at it?
May you show us some of your sketches?

>>31635379
>"what do you mean since the pre-emption?"
"some relatives to visit, a rifle I left there in 2017 when I left."
>"what sort of rifle?"
"well, dad and I got a DSA voyager in 2016 while we still could, this way we could have two battle rifles , I couldn't take it with me when I moved."
>"but you could take that finnish rifle in the gray stock with the SWFA scope?"
"I was into long range, that was the one I used at the time. I've really come up since I left."
>"so you left the gun with your family?"
"why not, I know dad will take care of them, won't shoot it either, he thinks his M1A is superior and doesn't have time for good rifles"
>"so... can I come with you?"
"I don't see why not, we're driving, and maybe we'll even see crater lake while I'm visiting an old friend."
>"the one in oregon?"
"yeah, that's the one. he lives just a block down from where my grandpa used to live. not the machinist, the one that got kicked out of the army."

>>31635388
don't have one yet. maybe I'll set one up tomorrow. this is only my second story.

>>31631820
based guard

>>31631967
Invest in a wacom intuos dude, they're like $90 and are fantastic for non professional artists.

I'm curious, what would a semi automatic LMG be like personality wise? Just more calm? Lazy even?

>>31636016
She'd be the same as any ofher raifu, just that she won't shoot full auto and enjoy the pleasures of full auto

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fixed a thing, eye was like a millimeter too wide

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>>31636268
>sexy loli revolver
>always horny

What's not to love?

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>>31636321
>>always horny
you can take that pun and go right to hell, anon

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>>31636344
I'm worse than Ichiyon, I know.

>I'll never have a cute M14 to make horrible puns with

Feels bad man.

>>31636016
Probably more low energy. M16 is seen as having high bursts of energy due to having burst fire, and there is a SMG that is very hyper due to having a stupidly high rate of fire.

>>31636373
Can't a Famas have a high rate of fire

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>>31632110
>New Mexico Awoo

This pleases me.

>>31635178
>>31635379
>>31635428
Archive fag on mobile, is the other story/first part in the pastebin listing on wfg?

>>31630297
I assume the one with 'Elke'

>>31636386
Yeah and some M16s have full auto and not all have burst

>>31630777
penetrates better than an AR poodle shooter

>>31636682
Its currently in drawing stages, im being influenced to make a comic

>>31636368
I'm making it a personal life goal to get one just to make puns left and right. But, to Ichiyon.

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So is there an archive somewhere of which guns have a waifu version of them drawn?

>>31636321
Rally is simply the best and will never be mine.
>brown
>loves CZ and AUG
>loves Shelbys
Life isn't fair.

>>31637349
Didnt i draw a rally cz?

>>31637649
You drew her and Yuko in a sea of guns or something.

>>31637658
No no i drew a cz-75 girl styled akin to rally

>>31637696
Oops, forgot about hophead.

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>>31637705
>hophead

>>31637324
No but there should be

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>>31637714
Yes, glad you caught the joke....

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>>31633698
Don't look so upset! Here, I fixed it for ya

>>31637777
Czeched

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>>31635551
Maybe, but my current budget says I should just get a stylus so I can use the Autodesk sketch on my phone that I found. This was a test sample I had done on the app with a rubber stylus on a scrap pen/stylus combo, also a while back as seen on the date

>>31636786
True that, and it blew a steel target that I got brand new out of the dirt six inches back and put a 7.62 sized hole through it

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>>31637819
You know it.

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>>31637869

>>31630721
>M2 raifu in the future
>HHHHHNNNNNGGGGGHHHHG!!!!!

>>31637893
"How would you like your kebab?"

>>31637949
"Removed."

>>31637949
removed please

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>>31637977
>>31637978
Coming right up

>>31633778
Kek

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>>31630111
>>31630297
finally fucking found it. doesnt look like its been updated recently.

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>>31629458
I'm a Hero is pretty good to be honest. Also Girls und Panzer.

>>31631178
Not useful, but for some reason I have a longing for something similar.

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>>31637349
I hope one day I can find a woman even half as good as Rally.

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>>31632079
chiappa anon here, i can't resist this
i just had a kitkat so you might even get two chiappa updates today

short blurb for the possibility of catgirls

>It's been ages since you've been stationed on this hellhole of a world with no one but you and your battle brothers to keep you company.
>Your power armor is dirty and your legs are tired, even for a Space Marine.
>You get world reinforcements are coming in the form of a newly formed regiment of soldiers.
>Fucking finally maybe you can actually sit for more than thirty seconds
>A camoflauged Thunderhawk touches down midday and the ramp opens.
>A mass of furry creatures in Guardsmen armor pour out and begin to surround your battle brothers.
>These furry creatures resemble cats, and as they crawl all over your armor, mewling and purring you think to yourself:
>I love being an Astartes

chiappa soon

>>31638885
>chiappa soon

yees

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>>31638885
>Cat girls in the 40k universe.
Pic related.

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>>31638908
>>31638885

>>31639008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlwVBKs5T_E

Continuing from yesterday.


>30th of November, 1950.
>The freezing air of the Korean terrain chilled me to the bone as I held my M1D tightly in the mess tent.
>I was the only sniper left in this outfit, designated Fox Company.
>We were abandoned here when the Chinese forced Charlie Company to retreat back to Yudam-ni. The Seventh tried to save us yesterday multiple times, but these chink bastards won't quit.
>I drank what little coffee I had left and began to climb up into a guard tower to scan for enemy movement.
>Nothing seems out of the ordinary, at least for a few hours.
>Then I see it.
>What looks to be a large force of infantry backed up with 3 T-34's approaches our position.
>Shit.
>I lean over the tower and begin to shout at my comrades.
Infantry force moving in! Backed up with armor support!
>Judging by the already present pops of Garands and Carbines, and the rattling of M2 Brownings, they already knew.
Alright, girl, don't fail me now...
>I raise up my M1D and sight it in, taking a deep breath, as I line up the cross hairs with a PLA soldier's chest.

>>31639008
I imagine this what ak's photo shoots are like

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>>31638885
Good thing it wasn't a space wolf company or the fur would be flying.

>>31638283
I'm a hero is the zombie one right?

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>bring lever-actions to /ak/
>met with open arms

feels good man

>>31639111
Link to pastebin pls?

>>31636647
I don't have a pastebin yet and don't post in WFG, I've got a few screenshots, I'll upload those later and they contain all but the last two of the posts that comprise the first story.

>>31639111
Oh hey, trips.

>I squeeze the trigger and my ears ring as the shot fires, but my bullet makes connection.
>One down.
>I swing over to another one, peppering the camp with fire from a PPSH-41.
>I pull the trigger and miss, quickly following it up with a shot that connects.
>Two down.
>I see a Bazooka rocket fly out from our camp, glancing off the side armor of the T-34, but ricocheting into a group of of troops.
>I hear someone down below talking on a radio, and hear the dink of a bullet impacting a metal helmet, along with the speaking stopping
>Fuck.
>I see an enemy sniper armed with a scoped Ariaska sight in, luckily not toward me.
>I sight in my Garand and fire at him, nailing his brain before he can get another shot off.
>Three.
>I realize that our Bazooka gunners are dead now.
>Shitshitshit, this isn't good.
>I swiftly climb down the ladder, findign the corpse of the radioman.
>I sling my rifle and drag his corpse into cover. I pick up the radio phone and begin to speak into it.
Command, this is Corporal Ryan! We're encountering heavy resistance, requesting immediate air support at Gridmark 2-3-ze-
>I hear a loud explosion that deafens me, and I'm knocked to the ground.
>Oh fuck...
>Something hurts.
>Something hurts real bad.

>>31629458
When I was 14 I get a wall-scroll of her in that outfit. I still have it.

>>31639298
I hate to nitpick, but I thought the raifu was telling the story. Why is it from the old man's pov?

>>31639264
http://pastebin.com/01KgsC0g

>>31639274
Alright. i usually try to watch over ak and pastebin whats here, but must've missed it.

>>31632643
>WHY DO I WORK THIS SHHHIIIITTTTYYYY JOOOOOBBB

>>31639264
http://pastebin.com/55tZSyAB
>>31639318
It's not from the old man's perspective, actually. The old man was in Vietnam. This is her old owner.
And it's from this POV because I'm lazy and I don't want to write a shit ton of dialogue .

>As I come to, a woman in standing over me.
>I can faintly hear me call my name, but my ears are ringing like hell.
>My stomach fucking hurts though...
>I look down and see a part of the radio case sticking out of my abdomen. Blood is gushing out like crazy, turning my jacket blood red, the snow under me stained as well.
>I can't hear her now, even as she huge onto me.
>I can feel blood gushing in my mouth, a small stream flowing out.
>Not like this.
>I begin crying as I shout in pain, desperately trying to hear myself over the din of the ringing.
>It's no use.
>I desperately try to cling to life, but my vision is getting blurry.
>Please... Not like this...
>There's no use.
>I can feel myself slipping away as the world fades to black.
>Then, I feel nothing.

>>31639008
>No tail
Absolutely heretical

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>>31632412

I give her a button that nukes everything from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure.

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How 2 join ATF?

>>31631214

>Your eyes open slowly, the light filtering in from the windows. You lie still for a moment and listen to the soft breathing coming from your, well Chiappa's room.
>Yawning you roll off the couch and stand up in the living room, flexing your toes and stretching your arms, cracking your knuckles.
>"What to do today..." You ponder and you trudge over to the doorway into the bedroom.
>Peeking your head into the bedroom you watch Chiappa's chest rise and fall. She's really cute now that you think about it. Her hair coiling around that horn sticking out is almost as mesmerizing as her eyes.
>You walk into the bedroom and sit on the bed and begin to rub her head softly, running your hand through her hair.
>"Psst, Chiappa wake up." You nudge her with your other hand, poking her shoulder.
"Mmmph... Anon?"
>"Let's go to the range, no unwanted stripping, ok?"

i'm short on time rn so i'll be back sono

>>31639970
This reminds me, I need to take my S&W 686 and Ruger SR40c to the range soon.

which strike witch does /ak/ like

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>>31639213
ichiyon pls

>>31639970
RhinoSenpai delivers, yas

>>31640046
Erica Hartmann is best girl and I wanna cuddle her

>>31640046
The blonde German Null draws a lot of.

>>31640132
Do the puns not tickle your punny bone?

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>>31640046
The modern ones, and Truddy

>>31639908
>How to shoot doggos?

Scum

>>31639213
Fuck this show. I now want to get guns only because of the characters, not for other reasons.

Does anyone have the writfagging guard did when first creating the waffegeist?

>>31640194
http://imgur.com/a/jvPjs

>>31639908

Step 1-
Sell your soul.

>>31637696
Sauce

>>31640239
http://grouchybadger.tumblr.com/image/151499539086

>>31640262
Oh yea I remember that one. Guard needs to do more rally still.

>>31630362

Don't make me tell you about your sisters, hastily rechambered to 7,62 NATO by FN and sold to Israel. Cause they would challenged to hit a mineshaft from mid-bore. And you'd need a hand sledge to pull the case.


You want a rifle that will kill no matter what, it's really , really tough to beat a MN 91.

I have a Lee-Enfield that might withstand the heat-death of the universe, but it's Canadian.

Long after this universe ceases to exist, there will be swarms of Finnish and Canadian artifacts remaining to confuse subsequent enginerers.

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>>31638908

>>31631636

Reminds me of a girlfriend my brother had.
5'2", wore size 12 shoes. Her hands were huge. I used to call her "clownshoe" or "Hamhand".

She was stupid strong too. Like "tee-hee I cant' lift that" when dealing with a flat of Cinci Cream I'm trying to sneak to her friends, but all "Grr hulk mode" when her POS geo gets stuck in a mud puddle.

Last I knew she married some brotard who had her worrying a vacuum endlessly.

>>31631137
"Stockyards" Awoo.

Hey, I'm gonna continue the G11 story cuz a lot of you seem to like it.

>After the range trip, I stop by the storage locker yard to pick up another HK crate.
Anon, why are we back here.
>I pull up to the storage area and open the garage style door, looking at the crates.
I want to see what's in another one of the boxes.
>She raises an eyebrow as I load up a create into the back of my truck.
You mean another crate you found me in?
>I step into my truck, turning it back on and slowly driving out of the lot.
>Erika rests her head on my shoulder, gently clinging to me.
>The prototype rifle was very clingy, probably because of how little she was ever used outside of a controlled environment. It also could come from how little she saw humans that cared for her.
>Either way, I wasn't ever gong to let her go.
>I pull back up to the house, carrying the crate inside and popping open the tabs.
>We both watched in anticipation at what the newest addition could be.

>>31640688
>I reach in, and pull out a dark earth XM8, fitted with the built in reflex sight.
>Inside was also a rail mount for the top, iron sights, a railed handguard, and much more fun stuff.
Damn... this is a nice looking rifle.
>Erika nods and holds it, getting a good feel with her dainty hands.
>Suddenly, a girl appeared next to her on my couch.
>She had light black hair, and was noticeably curvy from her stomach to her breasts. Her hips where nicely sized, not as big as Erika's, but her butt was perky and bubbly. Shehad red eyes like the G11, but she had... uh....
>Cat ears...
>... and a tail...
>Okay then.
>Anyway, she was wearing a pair of tan multicam pants with a black US Army shirt, and had on a pair of tan Oakley tactical gloves.
Oh, hi!
>She looked around her, noticing me and Erika.
Are you my new owner, sir?
>I smiled at her a bit.
That I am, miss...?
>I waited for her to fill in the blank, and she did, her tail flicking a bit as she spoke.
Tali.
>I was about to say something, but then she perked her nose up in the air. She began to sniff it, bounding off into the kitchen.
IS THAT FISH?!

>>31640874
>>31640688
oh here we go

>>31640874
>8
>Cat girl
>Not a fishgirl

>>31640874
>ohgod what
>Me and Erika walk in to see the catgirl holding up a box of fish sticks from the from the freezer. Her ears flattening to her head.
Pleeeeeeeeeeeease?
>I sigh and take the box, grabbing an oven pan and some tinfoil.
Alright, because you asked nicely...
>She giggled and jumped up and down as I poured out the fish sticks, laying them out better so they wouldn't stick together.
I LOOOOVE fish!
>I chuckle as I throw the fishsticks into the oven.
I can see.
>As I wait for the fishsticks to cook, Tali and Erika begin to chat it up.
Hey, Anon?
>I raise my head as I hear Erika pipe up.
Hm?
Can we talk for a second?
>I nod and follow her.
>She leads me into the bedroom and shuts the door behind us. I sit down on the bed, her following.
What's up?
>Suddenly, she starts kissing me and rubbing my crotch.
>She goes from calm to horny in a second, damn.
Erika, we have a guest here...
>She silences me with another kiss, bringing my dick out as she strokes it.
I'll make it quick...
>She blushes as she talks to me.
You got me all excited at the range trip, and I couldn't hold it any longer.
>I groan out from the sudden attention as we begin to give each other tongue.
>This girl, I swear...

>>31641008
>raifu quickie while theu have a guest
God damn it, why is G11 a sloot?

>>31641008
>She slowly and teasingly strips naked of her clothes, her red eyes fixiated on me as she threw her shorts in my face.
>I pull her shorts off as she begins to kiss down my stomach, teasingly skipping the tip as she gives a small peck on my balls.
>I moan out as she gently kisses her way up my shaft, her soft lips feeling like heaven against me.
>Suddenly, the door opens.
Hey, what's taking you guys so lo-
>We both turn to look at her, Erika's hair brushing against my exposed glans.
>My cock is pointed toward her. I expected her to scream or something, but instead she just stands there.
>PANIC.jpg
>Erika slowly smirks a bit though, her horniness probably clouding her judgement.
You can join us, if you want...
>Tali blushes hard, but her tail curls up like a question mark.
>She slowly walks over and joins us in the 'let's play with Anon's dick while someone coukdnwalk right in' game.
>The catgirl is inspecting my appendage, much like a certain someone a few days ago...
>She rubs her button nose against it, the musky smell filling her nostrils.
>She purrs a little bit and rubs her head against my dick.
>I am incredibly okay with this.

>>31641134
>Going straight for lewd instead of having XM8 freak and end up having to get "the talk"
Missed your opportunity

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>>31641134
>threesome with two gun girls, both of which are hotties, and one of which is a catgirl

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>>31641134
>The unholy combination of neko and elf

>>31641134
>She wraps an Oakley glove covered hand around my shaft and slowly strokes it.
Is this right, Anon?
>That actually really fucking hurts, stop please.
>Before I can say anything, Erika pipes up.
Well, since you have gloves on, you can try something blowing him.
>She thinks for a second, then nods in understanding.
Alright, I can do that.
>She puffs up her cheeks and slowly blows air on my tip as if it were a spoon of hot soup.
>Fucking wow.
>Erika face palms and gently pushes her head away.
Watch what I do.
>She gently kisses my tip, and then slides my dick into her mouth, gently pulling back and letting it fall out.
Now you try.
>Tali nods, and kisses the tip, just like she did.
>Except she just starts going to fucking town on me.
>She sucks on me hard, getting leverage by gently placing her hands on my pubic area, her thumbs and index fingers in as diamond around my base.
Oh fuck...
>Erika sees this and gently pulls her off of me, Tali succing until the last second.
Alright, you seem to have that... down, I guess...
>Erika crawls over in front of me and gently picks up her tits.
>Wait.
>Is she...
>No....
>She plops them right around my dick.