Gun saftey stories

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One time when I first started out with guns I was explaining gun safety to a friend and accidentally swept him with the barrel while doing it and he called me out on it. That was the last time I ever did that but now he still makes fun of me for it. I still feel retarded when I think about it.

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>Play airshit so I can shoot nerds with some comrades
>Almost everyone I play with is ex-military or hasguns
>One day some kitizen comes, wearing 1,000$ of full crye brand crye gear
>Turns out he's an actual autist
>Has 2 duffelbags filled with broken and destroyed airshit weapons, all in pieces and not even usable
>Sells some guy a REAL FUCKING RUSSIAN KOBRA SIGHT for 20$, but asks 400$ for a decrepit and not even usable CYMA AK body with shit RIS all over it
>Bothers me all day
>Guy constantly sweeps lines of people with his polarstar M249, points the barrel in my face at the end of the game, safety off, finger on trigger
>Ref tells him to quit before I blow a fuse
>Talk to the guy with a brand new Kobra sight, ask to buy for 40
>nah.jpg
>Turns out he worked there
>Talk to him about the retard
>Apparently during a match he asked for a frag to dislodge some people
>Gets handed a Thunderbee, an explosive C02 grenade designed to make a big bang
>Autist gets a grin on his face
>Other guy is suppressing enemies in front
>Autist shoves grenade down guy's shirt and plate carrier
Little did he know, the guy put a coin in the bottom to make the explosion more violent.
>Guy screams and convulses, the thing falls out and detonates on the ground
>Almost literally kills autist
>Autist is never allowed to have grenades again
>Autist isn't permanently kicked off of field because he comes every weekend and spends tons of money, from his mommy, and is a total failure
>This fucker now bothers me every time I go to this one field and won't leave me alone
Fucking kill me, this guy makes me want to quit something I actually like.

Pic related, it's an image of the grenade I found.

>>31619229
Couldn't that shit be attempted murder?

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>at a Shoot Straight in Casselberry, FL, 2014
>shooting SKS with best friend and then-gf, only people in rifle range
>directly behind us has big, waist high window so people in lobby can watch others shoot
>just fired last clip (yes, CLIP) from SKS
>hear thud on other side of glass
>like a shot went off
>turn around to see employee clutching his bleeding hand, everyone in store looking at him
>ND'd M&P through his hand, round hit wall exactly below glass in line with where we were setting off some aerosol cans, spewing shit into the air

>go back for the first time in two years
>ask random employee about that guy
>he's new and even he heard about him
>mfw

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>>31616721
Hit myself in the face with a screw driver while disassembling my rifle. Was having trouble getting a ring off and apparently my face was too close. Got four stitches.

>>31620101
>work on gun
>end up injuring self with screwdriver instead
Ban assault screwdrivers

>>31619912
That kids is why you don't go to Shit Straight

>>31620169
>>31619912
I hate shoot straight, and now own the fucking gun show I'm in fort Myers area

>>31620144
Never, they're too useful for all sort of tasks. Such as working on muh funz.

>be 17yo noguns me
>be at hunting trailer
>cousin showing me some new pistol or something i dont remember
>pointing it right at my uncle/his dad
>gently corrects me and points it away "hey dont point that at my dad"
>never dont it again, he handled it flawlessly

still makes me cringe though.

>Be 13-14
>Go to best friends house for the first time
>He shows me his dad's revolver
>Its non functional cuz it was a display model in the 70s or something and has a shortened firing pin and its unloaded
>Points it at my head and cocks the hammer and pulls the trigger multiple times
>Urfuckingstupidyouknowthat.png
>>31619229
What field?

Back in the 1990s, had a friend I'll call "Slug" who shot his TV -- Twice

Incident #1
>Be Slug
>Advancing magazine of Calico M-100
>*cock* *click* *cock* *click* ...
>*cock* *BANG!"

Hits the edge of the TV (old tube tv) and kills all but the blue color gun. Gratz Slug, you have a high-tech B&W TV.

Incident #2
>Be Slug
>fiddling with .22 derringer while watching Cowboy movie
>*BANG!*
>Ooops forgot derringers don't have safeties

Entrance hole in plastic bezel, exit in wooden cabinet

Incident #3
>Be Slug
>obnoxious commercial comes up
>calmly picks up Desert Eagle .44 Magnum from coffee table
>aims at TV, clicks of safety
>Other guy with us: "I'd laugh my ass off if that thing was loaded"
>Slug: "Its not loaded, see?"
>racks slide, .44 Magnum cartridge ejects out

MFW Slug almost kills his TV for good

>>31620685
Audibly chuckled

>>31619912
Fellow Floridian reporting. That place is 10 minutes away from my house. Go to east orange shooting sports, anon. It's much better.

I was drinking and doing drugs with the guys in my seminary, and one pulled out my rifle out from under my bed, and dry fired it.

I keep my rifles unloaded, and its a good thing.

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First time I went to a range after the shooting was done I lifted my shooting glasses and ear protection but the instructor rushed me to put them on again even though there was no one shooting.

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>In NJ, so at one of like only 3 public indoor ranges in the entire state
>Range also does rentals and is only 30 minutes away from NYC
>People that come in to shoot are either Chinese tourists/international students, black people from Paterson/Newark, curious turbolibs from the city who want to see what the fuss is about, or fratbruhs from local state colleges
>Like every range, there are big ass safety warnings all over the range, with "NO UNCASED FIREARMS OUTSIDE OF THE PORST AT ANY GIVEN TIME" plastered in each port
>Be me, waiting at the entrance of the 25 yard range for an RSO to assign me to Port 1
>Port 2 is occupied by dudebros from Rutgers shooting a rented Sig
>Guy shoots last round and turns to his friends
>"Hey we're done with this. Let me get the Glock from the rental counter."
>Dudebro proceeds to walk out of his port with the (locked back) Sig in his right hand, muzzle sweeping Ports 3-9
>Taps the RSO with the Sig and says, "Hey man, we want to shoot a Glock"
>RSO proceeds to have have an aneursym on the spot

Not the most exciting gun unsafety story, but it still rustled my jimmies.

>cousin shows me weird break action pistol
>he shows me how to open it
>hands it to me
>I cant figure it out despite seeing how simple it was 10 seconds before
>end up pointing it at his daughter
>say whoops and hand it back to him going hehe sorry

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>>31619229
Practice the role of marksman, spawncamp the cunt and watch his tardrage

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>be 14 years ago
>me and a buddy just got out of school for a weekend
>decide to get out our .22s and go squirell hunting.
>drag out our camo, guns, and ammo and head out for the woods behind my house
>we both had the same kind of .22s
>single shot, bolt actions where you had to manually cock the gun with a non on the back of the bolt.
>mine is a Winchester 67
>his is a Springfield (model 14 I think?)
>walking side by side
>I'm carrying my rifle over my shoulder
>he's holding his in a weird low-ready stance
>think nothing of it
>dumbfuck had a round chambered and cocked
>hear him say fuck as I hear the thud of his boots tripping over a rock
>loud crack
>left foot felt ice cold for a second
>then really fucking hot
>like fucking burning hot
>like a glowing hot knife is lodged in my foot
>drop right on my ass and stray clutching at my foot
>dumbshit friend is freaking out
>runs over and tries to take off my boot
>hurts too fucking bad
>in between gasp from hyper ventilating I tell him to go and get help
>he's panicing and saying he doesn't know where to go
>you're fucking kidding me
>screaming at him until my throat hurt
>we sit there for a good 20 minutes
>he's balling his eyes out
>I'm sobbing and contemplating my options
>foot feels like it's pulsating
>with every pulse it feels like shards of hot metal scraping open flesh
>I'm beginning to think I'm going to bleed out and die here
>find out later I wasn'tnot evening bleeding that bad and wasn't at that much of a risk to bleed out
>decide we can't just sit here
>have friend pull me up to my good foot
>throw my arm around his shoulder
>proceed on the most painful journey of my entire life
>get back to my house
>older brother only one home
>he takes me to the ER
>bullet passed straight through my foot and was seated in the sole of my boot
>get sent home that night
>Dad takes my guns
>wasn't even my fucking fault
>don't get them back for awhile
>friend gives me his 870 as compensation
>sell it

Pic related is scar.

>>31621903
where in Jersey?

>>31620580
Outdoor Extreme at Chesapeake City my dude. One of the closer real fields to me other than Ballsack down south

>>31616721
one time i was watching my dad fixing his bren gun that he just finished welding back together (he bought it in 3 pieces), and he was cycling it with live rounds in our kitchen. I'm right next to him cleaning the Walter. it fired without him pulling the trigger and blew a hole in the wall. he turns to me, both of our ears ringing, "ever taught you how to use fixall?" Thankfully it was resting on its bipod with the barrel pointing fairly up so the bullet would have gone though the wall, over the town and into the feilds landing peacefully on a Mexican feild workers head.

>>31622000
Me and some friends ended up finding him and lighting him up whenever we saw him, but he just would walk right up and give us a retarded smile afterwards

>Only 3 second auto burst allowed
>Tard fires for as long as he wants before referee comes over and forces him to strop

>>31620685

This seems like it would be part of some sitcom where the main cast are all gun owners. Slug being the goof of the group.

My uncle was giving me a story on why people should not be allowed to own an AR because people are irresponsible, while he points his AR around the room, chambered, finger on the trigger.

>>31622059
looks like ringworm 2bh desu

>>31622097
I before E except after C

>>31621516
Agreed, I love East Orange, let's have an Orlando meet up, no one to shoot with out here

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>>31616721
>shooting with dad and mutual air force friend of ours
>range is cold, take hearing protection out
>dad wants to show 4506 trigger to friend, racks the slide and hands to friend.
>I step aside, we are now almost in a 3ft semi circle to watch the gun
>he rotates it 90° on its side, pulls trigger and bang
>nearly took 45acp to the stomach point blank

I was also the only one w/ no hearing protection.

It's now my gun

>>31621526
Wtf

my one and only ND

>day after 21st bday, fell asleep on cousins floor with a bucket next to me
>wakes me up next morning to show me his new 1911
>still completely drunk and groggy
>forget to drop mag and then rack to check
>rack it
>pull trigger
>ears are ringing and hes staring at me with his jaw on the floor
>shot hole through sliding glass window, went over parking lot and into a field i guess
>spend next half an hour panicking that someone didnt call the cops (protip nobody ever does when there is only one or two gun shots)
>pay to fix the window i think it was like $150

now whenever this faggot tells the story he makes it sound like he was asleep in the other room and got woken up by the gunshot. im pretty fucking crazy about safety and muzzle control now, and ive never met anyone thats as crazy as me about it i guess thats why.

>>31622298
fun tip w/o means without

My diddly donger got yanked right off after I drunkenly put it in my grandpa's Garand

>>31622393
Yeah but I only said "w/" not "w/o"

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Me and my buddies (we'll call them T and L) were shooting some guns on T's property. I pointed T's newly bought repro SAA downrange and said some stupid cowboy line, and L turns and points my 12g shotgun at T and says a similar line. Directly at this guy, from about 6ft away. Then is flabbergasted why we freaked out

>>31622413
w/o > w/ no

>>31622233
I should get a better picture.

It's one of those weird scars that's kinda like a blister. It's like a little bubble. I use to have one on the bottom of my foot, but it's gone.

>>31622126
Hey, i rolled trips

And idk, man, become his friend and reap the benefits of rich mongfriend?

>>31622699
I fapped to your foot

>>31616721
>be inna Navy
>be CG division, we handle all small arms and conventional weapons (aka everything not missiles on the ship)
>have to deal with fucking tryhard tacticool guy every day, he's on the VBSS team and thinks he's a SEAL
>he uses phrases like "work space" and "violence of action", a legit chris costa wannabe
>anyway, be conducting qualification gun shoot underway onna ship
>just got done with one line, most of us are packing mags for the next line of shooters
>the next shooters are gearing up with their gun belts and adjusting the holster straps etc
>some other retard in the division gets the great idea to give some guy a loaded M9 to put in his holster and be ready for the line to shoot
>this person asks tryhard guy for shooting tips
>tryhard guy grabs his weapon, points it over the side of the ship
>"so you just want to slowly pull the trigger in a smooth motion and -"
>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>nobody is wearing earpro because we're packing mags and nobody is supposed to be shooting yet
>he only shot 1 round and at least it was over the side
>RSO grabs the fucking weapon and tells him he's fucking retarded

At least he was pointing it in a safe direction, but nobody let him live that ND down for at least 6 months afterwords. I'm about to get my VBSS school and I hope to god that guy is not still on the team by the time I do.

>>31622126
As an actual autist, I apologize on his behalf, just because you've got a disorder doesn't mean you get a free pass to be an asshole

>>31622806
What's VBSS?

>>31622806
What's CG division? I want to innaNavy as well.

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>>31620101
>>31620144
Long story short, I cut myself all the way to the bone while cleaning an 870 barrel.

Airsoft is full of retards, y'all. Don't even bother anymore. There was a time when it was a fun hobby filled with cool people but that time has long since come and gone. It bothers me a lot that these kids will someday be handling real firearms and the habits they form with airsoft will carry over. Hell, some of them already do.

>>31623864
along with the guy that shoved it in his ass, ARE 870 BARRELS THAT SHARP??

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>>31616721
> Be me
>Go shooting for first time Mem. Day 2016
>Know to keep finger off trigger until ready to fire
>Have known this for years, repeated to myself for years
>Inspecting the handgun I'm about to shoot
>"No, Anon, finger off the trigger until you're ready to shoot."
>mfw

>>31616721
>shooting skeet
>grab shotgun I just got from my grandpa
>this thing has not been cleaned for fucking decades.
>load shell
>pull trigger
>nothing
>oh safety is stuck
>be fucking around with safety
>BOOM
Luckily I was ready to shoot so I had ear pro and was pointing down range.

>>31622070
Gun for Hire in Woodland Park/West Paterson. I shoot at Cherry Ridge now.

>>31616721
Old dude shot himself in the leg with a pistol his son got for him.

>>31623878
Natural selection, anon.

>>31616721
A guy at my range accidentally shot himself in the head with a browning buck mark and died a horrible death in the gravel parking lot

>be like 12
>come across used M72 LAW (just an empty tube but it looks cool as fuck) in some kind of riff-raff store
>go home and play with friends.
>lulz i'm fucking Rambo with the bazooka fuck yeah
>cop car comes driving by (maybe someone reported a kid with a bazooka, never found out)
>go full on abu hajar-mode, hide in ditch and low-crawls up on road behind police car as it drives by
>do full Vietcong style rpg attach on it, yelling boom and everyting
>Cops come out of car, both equally confused and pissed.
>Get yelled at and had my LAW taken away.

I still cringe when thinking back at it.

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>>31616721
Yeah, one of only two times I’ve ever
>rented a bay at my local range.
>decided to practice correcting sudden disorientation and seeing how fast I could get back on target
>decided this would take the form of combat rolling during a reload
>loaded 5 in each magazine
>plan was to fire the first five, drop the magazine, roll, reload and dump the second magazine on target
>first part went fine, dropped magazine, rolled, came up and put the next magazine in
>slide is already forward
>wut.png
>realize I had a round chambered for the whole roll

Watching the footage afterwards, I realized I kept the barrel pointed away from me, but the fact I was rolling with a ready-to-fire handgun bothered me.

I don't really have any stories except the time I accidentally bump fired my deagle in .50 African eliminator. Everything still pointing down range so it wasn't that big a deal but I shit myself just a little

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>>31625785

>>31625685
That's not cringe that's fucking rad

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>>31622000
Dubs trips checked
>teaching my sis to shoot trap.
>hey bro, it not working
>watyoumean.jpeg
>points shotgun at me.
>yank it out of her hands away from me.
>"you don't have to be rude!"
BOOOOM
>hangfire
>mfw almost died due to cheap ammo and retard sister.
Still take her shooting but I treat her like a Down syndrome toddler.

>>31616721
My dad loaded bullets into my ppk mag backwards, he's done this twice. I also caught him trying to load 357 magnum rounds into my .38 special revolver thankfully they don't fit or else he would have tried using it.

>>31626167
Ayy, people can be retarded.

When I first picked up a gun, I kept it pointed at the ground, because I know it only takes a second of negligence to kill someone with it.

>shooting KK 150
>featherlight trigger
>ND for a total of three times when aiming
>pretend nothing happened
I'm ashamed of myself because I shot it before and never did that.

>>31625785
What the fuck is a "combat roll?"

Sounds like some seriously autistic shit.

>>31625909
Wow, the graphics in the new Dark Souls look awful 0/10

>>31616721
>me and buddy at cabin innawoods
>have 200yd shooting range
>buddy is shooting at 50yd pistol backstop from about 7yds away
>fiddling with 10/22 behind him, loading up to come join him
>bolt gets stuck on shitty ammo
>pop magazine out, pull bolt back carefully so as not to eject the round
>let bolt fly
>round slamfires into the treetops
>buddy doesnt even notice
>profusely apologize and let him shoot the deagle

Just kill me

>be 10y/o me
>out with dad learning how to hunt
>single shot 410 shotgun, breach action with the hammer
>dad shows me how to de-cock the hammer
>"anon, let's have you decock the gun, but point it towards the ground"
>first time decocking a gun
>ND'd into the dirt
Felt like a failure at the time, but at least dad didn't disown me for my shamefur dispray

Dunno if you will still see this but I checked the tab before closing and figured I'd answer the questions.

>>31623802
Visit, Board, Search, and Seizure. The team goes out on a RHIB to conduct boardings of suspected traffickers or pirates and the like. Basically that is as tacticool as you can get being in the surface Navy.

>>31623856
CG division is made up of Fire Controlman (that's me) and Gunner's Mates. I'm on a DDG, so we're responsible for the 5" gun, CIWS mounts, 25mm guns, all crew served weapons (240b, M2HB), and small arms (M16, M4, M9, M500)

We're one of the hardest working topsider divisions on the ship, so I wouldn't recommend it unless you think just being around guns will make your day better (protip, it won't, the excitement wears off really fucking quickly) If you want to be involved in the tactical side of the ship be an FC but pick something to do with missiles or fire control radar (i.e. SPY or FCS tech) those guys don't do dick.

Ok I got a pretty good one

>be 18 working at my local Boy scout shotgun clays stand
>everything pretty chill main counsellor keeps things under control
>week 3 new batch of kids
>day 1 everything pretty fine, most kids look like they can handle 12g except for 1 of them
>requirments to take badge at the camp is be 13 or be 100lbs
>kid was 13 by a day and weighed 94 pounds, total skellator
>I know shit is all ready going to go down.
>next day teaching kids how to take down and clean shotgun b4 they get to shoot.
>skellator gets chance to hold shotgun, remarks about how heavy it is.
>speaks about how he though he would an able to hold it with one hand.
>day three kids get to use the guns
>main counsellor is back with the rest of the kids organizing them and going over merit badge.
>I'm observing the kids and giving them one shell at a time making sure nothing goes down
>First few do fine and move on
>everything going fine until skelator steps up
>they get to choose their gun (single barrel break action, pump with 1 shot, or semi auto with one shot)
>tell skellator to chose the semi bc it was heaviest and would help his 94lbs ass stay planted when he pulls trigger
>refuses and said that it as too heavy and he wants to use the break action
>fuck it whatever
> hand him one shell insteuct him to load it and yell pull when ready.
>this boy is trembling
>yells pull, first bird goes out and he didn't pull the trigger.
>give him second try bc nice guy
>still shaking he yells pull, and then continues to close both his eyes let go of the front of the shotgun and pull trigger
>shotgun swings around his finger and discarges a few inches away from where my foot was.
>literally a crater where foot would have been if i had not moved it
> I start yelling and he starts to cry speaking about how he knew guns where evil and that he knew he shouldn't have let the other kids in his troop pressure him into taking the course.
>he never returned to the camp and never got his merit badge.

>>31627128
Screw that kid

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>>31626504
>seriously autistic
Did the pic in >>31625785 not clue you off to the fact this was a dumb and silly thing to do?

>>31626588
This guy gets it. Pic related.

>>31623903
Fuck yes, I've cut myself more times than I care to admit.

>>31627128
Did you and the crater become range buddies after?

>>31619229

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR3T1nfi0H8

>>31622000
Full house confirms

>>31625909
>McCree upgrades to a semi auto

>>31625685
That's kind awesome actually.

I cringe more at the cop who actually got pissed at a kid with a rocket launcher.

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>>31620101
>>31623864

I recently changed my AK furniture
>Having to constantly sand and refit until it fits
>Get stock really stuck
>Grab it and pull really hard
>It finally frees itself and hits me in the face buttplate first
>touch my forehead with my hand
>covered in blood

I was pretty close to getting stitches on that one.

>>31627694
eddie?

>>31621526

Seminary as in you're studying to become a priest? What the fuck.

>>31625685
Fucking pigs taking away a nigga's LAW.

>>31627582
Good lord of almighty keks, that video.

Do you think that guy could actually potentially face legal trouble? I am considering buying an airsoft gun now and going to troll little kids, it could actually be glorious. Don't wanna get myself arrested though.

>>31627694
From what small bit I can see of your forehead and eyebrows, I can conclude you're a weak ass wimply little nerd manlet. I bet you watch anime.

>>31622059
>gets gun taken away for being a victim
What a cunt
>sells a friend's gift
Cunt.

>>31623864
>Going to a hospital for that cut
Pussy.

Noguns retard here, what is ND?

>>31628459
negligent discharge: basically it's what happens when you're a dipshit and you don't follow Colonel Cooper's 4 Rules to Live By.

>>31627694
I routinely bust my hands up worse than that at work, and it's not even remotely stitches worthy.
>>31628025
Anime watching nerd here, please don't lump me in with this puss

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>>31619229
OK, another story this time boyos, and it's more idiocy during airshit

>Playing a casual walk-on game
>About 30 people around
>Always the same people on the field, nice local place
>Few kids show up
>One has an MK-47 model of AR/AK hybrid degeneracy
>Starts calling my AK-74 a 47, spurts some jargon how it's the best weapon in the world, and how his gun is perfection since it's a hybrid
>Asks to see my glorious plastic shooter
>NYET.jpg
>Kid asks where safety is
>Realize kid's gun is broken, muzzle brake snapped off, front sight post hanging by tape, and stock hanging open on the back looking half smashed
>Bolt is constantly open revealing hopup, kid doesn't know how to close AR bolt
>Asks if I'm an actual communist due to Gorka suit/ chest rig and helmet
>Guy keeps calling me a communist as if it's an insult
>Gets to the point where he's just an asshole, his friend as well
>Everyone else in good humor, even have a mock knife fight later, great day excepting these two
>Go out next match, with one goal
>Roast this fuck
>Fort match, both teams in forts, semiauto only
>FOLD STOCK AND AFFIX BAYONETS
>Run forward, get within 10 feet and hose him down with 10 rounds before he finally calls his hit
>Rinse and repeat another two times
He and his punk-ass friend with a shitty Israeli AK model left shortly after. Apparently because it was "hot"
>tfw I wear Gorka pants and telniashka whole day, with a chest rig, kid wears Woodland pants and a tee and mag belt.
KEBAB SUCCESSFULLY REMOVED

>>31628485
I thought it had something to do with that, I always called it a misfire, but I guess a misfire would be it firing due to mechanical issues, correct?

>>31627998

I play airsoft for funzies.
You can do it if you're in game at the field I play at.
No Minimum engagement distance and you can unload on people PB.
There was this kid that was irritating as fuck and I handled him similarly.
Just do be like that retard in the video

>>31619229
Tell him to fuck off?

Jesus he sounds obnoxious.

>>31628555

Nah, that's the kid some guys will lynch. I've done it a few times.
Spray them multiple times.

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Not quite /K, but more airshit cringe.

>Next game, paid sim event innawoods
>About 80 people
>Waiting for fellow VDV impression comrades to shoot plastic at the endless stream of kits that revolve around Navy SEALS or desert camo
>Guy comes up to me and starts talking about his stuff
>Kind of cool, has a double barrel shotgun slung on his back, presumably gas
>Starts asking if I have military service smugly, keep in mind he's only 17 or something, fat manchild
>"Nope, planning on wasting my life at college for another couple years. You?"
This is all it took
I released the gates of hell
>With an enthusiastic and equally smug look, he says with glee
>"My ROTC team was the best in my high school every year during my high school, and they still come ask me to help because I'm so good. You know, I'm immune to tear gas! We were really good. So this one guy in our team was old and a pervert, lmao, and he would harass this one girl. Hilarious. Then there was this other guy who was really old and cool and was in vietnam and was like god like this guy was great like yeah like omg like like like...."
>At this point I was seriously considering suicide and wished I had brought a real weapon
>Keeps talking to me and following me around
>Casually walk over to friends who are actual vets
>ROTC Boy sees this and runs away immediately
>Actual military guys heard, immediately begin to laugh as I walk up and sigh
>"It's okay anon, he does that with anyone that gets close to him. Look."
>Guy is going on about ROTC to other group that looks uncomfortable and wants to run

Why do all ROTC people do this.. Reliably.

>>31622806
Well, work space and violence of action are going to be drilled into you for the 3 week course so you better get used to it. They can and will drop you for being timid. Fun course so far though, just be sure to pay attention to detail and do nothing they dont explicitly tell you to IE guy failed a practical for doing failure instead of boxer drill on a target.

>>31628687
ROTC here.

He sounds like a faggot.

>>31628772
OK Reilly

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Not much too exciting. The occasional cringy sweep when I was younger but I do remember two stories when I was younger.
>Like 14.
>At small get-together hosted by a friend of my dad's.
>Shooting shotguns.
>Friend and I screwing around and destroying things like skeets and empty ammo boxes.
>Take shotgun.
>Point at empty ammo box.
>fire.
>Ammo box goes flying.
>Later on realize my foot was right next to the barrel.
>Lucky I didn't blow my fucking foot off.
The other was also pretty cringey
>Gun range with Dad.
>His new Walther PPS and old Beretta (Tomacat?)
>Ammo harder to load than usual.
>Load another magazine into PPS.
>Fire
>*Click*
>Wat.jpg
>Unloads mag and pulls back slide.
>Realizes I tried to shoot a .32 out of a 9mm.
>Dad yells at me.
Not sure if what else may have happened so I'm just happy nothing went ultra wrong.
Could I have broken the gun?

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>>31625685
>didn't scream "I AM THE LAW" when they tried to apprehend you

Missed opportunity.

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>>31626167
I read that first line as "teaching my trap sis to shoot."

>>31621526
Seminary?

You are now the /K/onfessor.

Open carry in church.
Sermons on 'Jesus would want you to be hazguns.'
Annual Blessing of the Guns.

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>>31616721

Dunno if air rifles count here, but I managed to make a complete fool of myself on the job, so enjoy.

>college freshman working summer job at a summer camp I used to go to as a young'un in the mountains of NC
>Work in riflery because being an inexperienced military nerd from a nofunz East Coast state is apparently better than the range being understaffed around the pint-sized, 300 high-functioning autists that were our responsibility
>No more .22s, air rifles are in nao
>The range staff are lifelong hunters, current National Guard, or ex-Royal Air Force. The bossman is the living incarnation of a fudd, a Muhreen combat pilot from somewhere between Chesty Puller's time and the Mesozoic.
>Because I'm a skinny, pale, useless fuck, I get put on Microsoft Excel duty and count scores from throngs of sugar-high, muddy preteens
>Late June, Bossman tells us to manage the range without him.
>I'm to refill the rifle canisters from a 3,000psi tank
>Shit, I don't know how to do this.
>Not Bossman's problem, ask somebody else.
>"Three screws, flick of the switch, release, flick it again, pull out. Just like ur mum lol. Now fuck off cunt."
>Ok, how hard can it be?
>Take empty rifle canisters at end of day to the big tank.
>Insert, close tightly, secure latch, open valve.
>Ok, seems good...what's that whistling?
>Think I closed the valve the second time, go to unscrew the rifle canister
>OH HOLY FUCK
>3,000 pounds per square inch of C02 release over the course of the next ten seconds into a tiny 5-foot-wide shack, with the approximate force and noise of a turbofan right next to your head and no ear protection.
>Other staff grab me and haul me out of the hut before the thing explodes in my face.
>Tank empty after 2 minutes, hut trashed
>Bossman returns the next morning
>New asshole rightly torn
>Somehow not fired outright
>mfw

I also have plenty of stories of kids alerting me to their jammed rifles by pointing it at my face. It was an interesting job.

Nofuns, only 2 experiences with real firearms so far.
>7yo or so
>go to police station with class
>cop empties handgun, tells to not point it at people, and hands it around
>I point it at people

>~9yo, at uncles farm
>one glorious evening he brings out his shotgun
>I get to fire it once, miss the bottle
>a while later my cousin is holding the loaded gun
>finger on trigger, casually holding it next to his leg
>discharges into the dirt right next to his foot
>uncle chews him out, he's no longer allowed to shoot it

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>>31629164

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>>31629416
>>31629164
>>31621526

>>31628531
Yeah basically ND is your fault for not paying attention, and a misfire is the weapon not firing properly

>last year
>buy 1x-4x variable zoom Leupold for .45-70
>zeroing it for hunting season (moose in Alaska)
>line up crosshair with target, pull trigger
>BOOM
>scope bangs forehead, big lump for two weeks
>looked like a purple indian dot

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> Be me.
> Own my own apartment.
> Love my parents.
> Give them keys to my apartment and I tell them to come over whenever they want.
> I'm out of town for the weekend, no cell phones.
> Mom promises to watch a my 8 yr old niece and nephew.
> The heat in her house goes out.
> It's December.
> She decides to bring the kids over to my apartment while I'm away.
> Come back to apartment.
> Apartment parking lot is covered in crime scene tape and there is a single patrol car sitting around.
> Walk up to the officer in the car, "What the hell happened?"
> "A little girl got shot yesterday night."
> "Jesus Christ, what apartment number?"
> Officer says my address.
> It took me a while for it to sink in that something happened in MY apartment.
> Run past the cop
> Up the stairs to my apartment, trail of blood.
> Open the door and I see a huge blood stain in my living room.
> Cop handcuffs me for "trespassing on a crime scene" and brings me to the station. I tell him it's my house and what the fuck is going on.
> Find out at the station after like 3 hours of confusion that my 8yr old nephew found my 1911 and shot his sister in the head.

Good thing it was only 9mm.

>>31628687
>high school
>ROTC
Godamn I will never call my JROTC program ROTC
I feel his autism from beyond my screen
Those are the kind of cadets that never make it to leadership positions
Fucking hell
I hate people with autism

>>31627721
I fought the law with a LAW and the law won

>>31630699
That's fucked up anon.
*bro hug*

>>31622160
>>31620685

I feel like that would make a really good show, and confusing as hell to the antis as well. People who know/care about guns/gun rights would know the show was just making light hearted jokes while libtards would watch and think "HAHA SEE THIS IS WHY GUNS SHOULD BE BANNED BECAUSE PEOPLE WHO OWN THEM ARE RETARDED"

>>31627721
>I AM THE LAW

>>31629164
New teaching introduced about the Father, Son, and Holy Murder/k/ube

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>>31628522
>>Guy keeps calling me a communist as if it's an insult
It is, airshitter.

More a story of a shitty gun than safety:
So it was new years, and after having only a few shots of whiskey, I decided I had to celebrate 'murica.
I went outside to my backyard with a .22 ruger revolver and cowboy fanned it while safely shooting it into the air.
Next thing I know, my gloves got caught between the hammer of the stupid gun. I couldn't pull it out. So I had to bring the gun down for better leverage and after a bit of pulling, I got the glove out.
BUT THE PIECE OF SHIT gun went off! Apparently the round went into my neighbor's house. The faggot bitched me out and called the cops on me.
No one got hurt and it was only a .22, he totally blew this situation out of proportions.
On top of the small .22 pin hole of property damage, I'm also being charged with discharge of a firearm within city limits. Pure Bullshit.

tl;dr ruger revolvers are shit quality and people over react way too much over .22lr

>>31627694
Filthy Frank?

>>31631929
This is bait

>>31619912
hahahahahaha was there last week.

empty range, puts me next to a new shooter learning his glawk 9. I'm function testing an ar pistol. fucking told the front desk guy that it's going to be loud, and it would be cool if there were no new shooters next to me.

poor bastard.

>>31621516

but can you rapid fire?

>>31630699
>be me
thanks for clarifying, thought you were going to be someone else for a minute

>>31630699
I call BS. They would have thrown the book at you for leaving a gun where a kid could get it even in a gun friendly state.

>>31632205
Would they?
He said that he gave his mum the key and she came over when he was gone. Didn't have any cellphones so she couldn't have asked about the guns.
It also depends on the mum's knowledge of the guns as well. If she knew about them and where they were put then I imagine the fuzz would've gone hard on her rather than anon. Luckily from what anon said, she didn't really know, so generally it's equally their faults - as for how bad their fault was, I don't know.

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>>31632205
>I call BS
No shit?

His story literally ends with the 8 year old girl living because "it was only 9mm."

>>31628485
Well, outside of modifying your gun's guts without really knowing what the fuck you're doing or actual mechanical problems, wouldn't it technically be 2 of his rules for an ND?

Finger off trigger
Treat firearms as if they're loaded

The other 2 are more for extra insurance for if the weapon went off, you at least didn't hurt anyone.

>>31632289
All the rules are extra insurance.

Because you could not follow one, and the others could still save you.

>>31622757
To be fair it's a nicer foot than most the feet you see on /k/.

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>>31632423
>Gay footfag
Worse than furries

>>31621903
Hey its gun for hire

>>31619229
That is sort of how I picture all you airsoft fags

>>31625909
I like the part where he's decided to progress to jump and roll between magazines before having mastered loading the pistol without looking at it.

>>31629111
Fucking Kek

>Also Checked

>>31627582
I remember that thread

I hate ND shaming.

NDs come with the territory of public gun ownership, just like ADs.

Car accidents come with the territory of owning cars.

Murphys law trumps whatever bullshit you believe about gun safety.

Shaming people that have had NDs or ADs will NOT do anything to protect your second amendment rights by the way. Anti guns don't care.

People that have never been so poor they needed to hunt for food or so sheltered they've never had to defend themselves will NEVER understand why public gun ownership is a great thing no matter how many safety classes you force people through and they will NEVER be OK with it.

>>31632501
I'm neither, but you have to be pretty deep into asexuality not to notice that the guy doesn't have skinwalker-tier feet.

>>31633112
a majority of ND's, at least on here goes like this:

>dry fire practicing at home
>tired/high/drunk/stupid/lazy
>magazine is loaded or through bad habits, a round is chambered and forgotten
>pull trigger
>ND

Yea, no. Unless it's something mechanical, it's you who pulled that trigger. You compare it to driving? Outside of mechanical issues in the car, you also get environmental effects that are out of your hands, such as another car causing you to get into an accident, wet roads, or a pothole, etc etc.
But with a gun, you really have no outside forces that somehow makes you skip safety checks and you just pulling the trigger in a non-firing environment.

>>31621516
>EOSS
>Good
Fucking lol
At least they clean up the range every few minutes.
>No rapid fire
>Can't bring my bayonet attached
>Shotguns one day a week
>15 dollar rifle range
>10 dollar pistol range
>Barely air conditioned
>Constantly filled to the fucking rim with newbies that muzzle sweep the line and rapid fire despite being yelled at multiple times
>Assholes behind the desk spouting obvious shit as if it's pearls of wisdom straight from the Pope's mouth.
>100% higher prices than every other store I've ever been to (for ammo from behind counter)
I'm going again on Thursday.
Should be fun.

>>31621903
Gun for Hire?

>>31627998
No. He shot a kid with an airsoft gun in a place where he expected to and agreed to be shot at with an airsoft gun.

>>31627582
I knew what this was before I clicked it

>>31632629
It's called being a douch bag. Try it sometime.

>>31625909
> pocket mag pouch
> asscrack holster
> racks slide
> doesn't scan for targets
> practicing tactical rolls poorly.
> ballsy enough to show off his shityness on the internet.
> lowering his head to the gun to reload, not keeping the gun in his field of view.
> chubby in tight pants.
> fucking skater shoes.
> ditches the eye pro immediately like a cool guy.

0/10 would die in a mass shooting.

>>31622757
th-thanks...

>>31633513

Well, self control is a lie anyways.

You had no choice about when, where, and who you were going to be born as. Had no choice about going into puberty. If you get a receding hairline and don't want to go bald, what the fuck are you gonna do? Control your self? Possession and subconscious actions we can't control have been known about for MILLENIA.

So go ahead and keep living the lie if it makes you feel safe.

The truth is there's very litte in our day to day lives we can control.

Its the human condition. Gonna tell someone with Parkinson's to control themselves? All humanity is infected with diseases we have no control over, or am I wrong?

We are also like cars. Cars can't fix themselves. We can't fix ourselves either. We are often blind to our own faults too!

Involuntary reflexes, muscle spasms, etc etc etc.


All this and every time someone has an ND you're gonna jump to conclusions and blame them.

Next time you stub your toe think "oh, I need to control myself" and see if it actually works and you never stub your toe again.

Murphys law reigns here, dude.

>>31634385
are you drunk or just real dumb?

Keep your finger off the fucking trigger.
If you must, for practice or any other reason NOT related to actually discharging the gun, then check and re-check and stay vigiliant on if it's loaded or not.

That's it.
You go on to explain the "human condition" as a way to justify a simple fuck way to not get an ND. Unless the "human condition" is literally being lazy and stupid around dangerous items such as firearms, then I'm so sorry you were lazy and stupid or got way too comfortable and forgot that a gun is akin to heavy machinery in a shop where if you start skipping shit and not applying the mentality needed to operate the tool, you get fucked.


It's ok though, it's "human nature", it's all ok. That's what you want to hear, right?

>>31634385
You're right! Murder is completely justifiable by saying "self control is a lie!"

Just because no one is perfect doesn't mean you can't/shouldn't aim to better yourself you fucking moron. Yes, shit happens, Murphy's law a should teach you to try to prepare for as much as possible, not just accept that shit will go wrong.

An ND is an ND, you pulled the trigger just like you followed that car too close and accidentally rear-ended them. You didn't mean to, but you're still the one who was in control and didn't handle it properly.

>>31616721
OP's dad didn't wear a condom.

>>31634648
The weirdest part is he's saying Murphy's Law, which is 100% about agency

>If there are two ways of doing something, and one of those will lead to disaster, someone will inevitably do it that way

Because people are an unlimited fountain of stupidity

>>31634677
I'm just glad that there are still people who take responsibility for their actions, even when chucklefucks like him try and make excuses for laziness and negligence.

>>31634677
I won't lie that there will always be fuck ups in the population, it doesn't not mean we start giving them a safe space and gently give them support over screw ups that have great potential in harming others around them.
Sorry, but if you are literally giving into "we're flawed humans, bro, we make mistakes!" Alright, then don't expect others to come pat your back and tell you everything is going to be okay on every situation in life.

>>31631929
I remember this thread

>>31630338
Hunting from a boat?

>>31622059
You have foot hair like a jap pussy

>>31630338
Always get max eye relief by starting back and move into the scope, also dont be a faggot.

I put an M4 on auto instead of safe a bunch of times before.

Haha whoops.

>>31632570
When playing airshit you can pretty fast visually separate those with experience with actual guns from COD/BF autists.

Trigger discipline being the most noticeable but also their from their firing stances and stuff like that. Then they're the guys with actual military experience those guys are pretty easy to spot.

>>31629434
Are those leather-wrapped buttstocks?

I think I have a new fetish

>>31628522
Don't talk shit about Scott like that, he's a good guy.

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>>31634326
I’m fine for taking criticism when it’s actually true, but this is just wrong.

> pocket mag pouch
Sorry I don’t have a tactic00l name-brand belt pouch to satisfy your autism.
> asscrack holster
Carrying at 6:00 =/= carrying in crack
> racks slide
To…. chamber a round? You have to do that when carrying C3. Are you noguns?
> doesn't scan for targets
On a fixed range? Nothing is about to pop up for me to scan.
> practicing tactical rolls poorly
Literally the first time I’ve done this, and it was just for the lulz. This is your one fair point.
> ballsy enough to show off his shityness on the internet.
For y’all to laugh at.
> lowering his head to the gun to reload, not keeping the gun in his field of view.
Again, first time I’ve done this. Sorry it wasn’t high-speed-low-drag enough for you.
> chubby in tight pants.
I’ll admit to being overweight. But it’s hard to find jeans for squatters these days. And Levi’s 550s are far from “tight pants”.
> fucking skater shoes.
No. Just no. They’re just Nike running shoes.
> ditches the eye pro immediately like a cool guy.
They’re my normal glasses, dude. I never ditched anything. They stay on my face the whole time. I just push them back on my face at the end since the roll caused them to slip.

>>31632629
See above. It isn't something I'd practiced before. I can easily reload properly when not doing ridiculous things.

>>31632205
No they wouldn't have.

>>31636186

It was stupid shit, you did a lot of stuff wrong. Your doctrine and tactics are wrong.

I'm sure you're a cool guy and I appreciate you in the community.

But this is one of those things where it's either
>I was fucking around for laffs
>I see what you mean, I'll take it into consideration

>>31634385
>Gonna tell someone with Parkinson's to control themselves?
I literally do this all the time. Coworker needs to stop making off-color jokes in public or he's going to get us all in trouble.

>>31636186
>Carrying at 6:00 =/= carrying in crack
What sort of horribly asymmetrical ass do you have?

>>31637340

Probably pretty asymmetrical, he's a beefy man.

>>31620685
Oh man, this reminds me of my cousin.

Segments in green text will be from his first person perspective.

He has poor impulse control and can easily blow 2 grand a week on stupid shit he doesn't need or use.
But he's addicted to work and has enough money to pay for it

>impulse-buy fucking enormous 1080p LED-screen 3D TV (this was when they were new and super expensive)
The fucking thing takes up a whole wall of his apartment, but he's always working so he never uses it
>impulse buy new .308win rifle
>want to know if it will work with 7.62 NATO ammo
Cousin asks me if I have any NATO-spec ammo, all I had at home was a handful of wood-bullet blanks that I liberated from the army in the 90s, so I gave him those
>get home
>get rifle out of safe
>load blank into the chamber
>flip off safety
>pull trigger
>*BOOOM!!!* EEEEEEEEEeeeeeeEEEEEEeeeeeee
>"Whoops, I guess blanks and dummy rounds aren't the same thing..."
He did this in the middle of his living room about with the muzzle about a foot away from his fancy TV.
Needless to say both his hearing and the TV got completely fucked.

>>31634648

In Texas it used to be legal to kill a man if you caught them in bed with your wife. The reasoning is you couldn't control yourself.

A man murdered a guy with his gun at an airport while he was under police custody. Premeditated as fuck. He got away with it cause the guy molested his son. Couldn't control himself.

Yea, even murder has been cleared based on uncontrollable actions.

>>31628522
>I Donated to Bernie Sanders and Play With Toys: The Post

>>31625909
>Hey what's up guys, it's Scarce here

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>be at dad's
>dad has fudd friend over
>"Hey (anon)! Check out this old ass gun I bought in the 80s!"
>it's a Bob's brand .22 pistol
>fudd friend takes the pistol
>"Oh wow! It still has ammunition in it! Hahaha look at these old ass bullets!"
>replaces the magazine
>pulls the trigger
>shoots my dad in the leg with it
>mfw

>>31622059
Your foot reminds me of that of a Hobbit.

Your story probably would have happened in Lord of the Rings if they'd had guns.

>>31632088
spotted newfag

>>31630699
did she ded?

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>>31625909
That's pretty cool actually, it seems like the first time you did it, but is not bad, keep practicing to improve your rolling and get evasion+1
t.anon who practiced gymnastics whn he was younger

>wake up at 4am to loud bang/crash/glass breaking sound
>clear apartment as fast as possible
>nothing
>weird...
>go to take piss, see hole in bathroom wall and mirror is shattered

Dumbass fucking neighbor ND'd his .308 through my wall while "cleaning" it.

>>31637589
I remember the movie In Bruges where ferrell's character wrestles a gun out of that con man and discovers it's only loaded with blanks. The con man tries to knife him, only to get a face full of powder and hot gas.

>>31632255
It could well be fake, but I read that last line as dark humor. (Specifically, "only 9mm" is a meme and the girl clearly would have died.)

I almost got my head blown off by my friend.
>be me
>be up in mountains with roommates Glock
>glock is really old and should probably be cleaned
>shooting steel case ammo
>shoot about 120 rounds
>glock locked to the rear
>my friend doesnt take out the mag and just lets the slide foward
>go back to the car to grab more ammo
>hes next to the trunk of the car
>he points the gun at the ground and pulls the trigger
>its slightly pointed in my direction from this angle
>gun goes bang
>I hear the gunshot but also feel the shock wave of the bullet whizzing past my ear like a curious bee.
>it hits a tree behind me confirming that it indeed came about 2 inches from hitting my head
>9000% mad as hell
>literally puked
>I grew up in a very weird neighborhood
>I have allot more stories

>>31639235
No it was only 9mm. Barely broke the skin.

>>31639966
dub dubs checked. Now more stories.

>>31637659
>used to be

>>31634385
>self control is a lie

>>31634385
>self control is a lie anyways

>dislikes "shaming" because it gibs da BAD FEELINGS

Jesus fucking Keerist, I can smell the numale stench from here.

I really hope this is bait.

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>>31628522

>Guy keeps calling me a communist as if it's an insult

It is.

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>>31625909
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Acn4zdKJUWA

>>31616721
This happened to me 2 weeks ago.
> Go to a outdoor pistol range
>dude walks up with his fat GF
>1st thing he does is do a Mag dump
>literally says no rapid fire Everywhere
>dude loads up another mag
>does it again but gets a miss feed
>points his gun sideways and it goes off
>bullet travels right in front of me
>Range master walks up
>Says "ur done leave"
>Manlet and fat GF get all mad
>Dude asks where it says no rapid fire
>Range master points to 10 signs
>Tells him to "never come back"
Fuck those people.
Seriously

Day got worse when my 80% lower shot a 2rd burst every time.
1st time out and its junk
Had to chop it in 1/2

>>31642391
I hope you took it fishing before chopping.

>>31642475
I don't know what that means.

>>31642753
He means it'd be a horrible shame if you happened to lose that lower in a freak boating accident.

>>31642391
>Day got worse when my 80% lower shot a 2rd burst every time.
>1st time out and its junk
>Had to chop it in 1/2
I'd always figured these things sometimes don't come out right. I don't think I'd feel comfortable using one.

>>31643059
Why did you have to chop it in half?
Yes that's an actual question

>>31643127
Shit I replied to the wrong guy.

>>31642391
Why did you have to chop it in half?

>>31643135
Because he made an illegal automatic weapon by accident.

>>31643158
Wouldn't a gunsmith be able to fix it?

>>31643165
You fail to grasp the point of an 80% lower.

>>31643274
Just got it.
Shit.
Maaaan it's 11pm.

>>31643135
>Why did you have to chop it in half?
Cuz by definition it was 2 shots per trigger pull.
One on reset and one on a pull.
The trigger holes were a bit off due to the shitty Jig.

I just got a $76 Anderson's lower, idk why I bothered to spend all the Cash on 80% tools

Too bad, it was a custom engraved one

>>31643538

having a shot fired on a reset isn't illegal

there was an AR-15 trigger kit that did exactly that and it was approved

>>31643584

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcIMERWjhiw

(it's been months since I looked into this but you might bei nterested)

>>31643584
I was told by a local cop I know, that is was a no go in Washington state.

>>31616721
>Be 15
>shooting Walther P22 in preparation for the test I will take to earn my first centerfire pistol from my dad (at age 18)
>under dad's watchful eye always, sometimes I even shoot as well with the .22 as he does with his .45
>shoot so much with it the slide wears out completely
>he buys a new slide so I can keep practicing
>muzzle discipline, trigger squeeze, even more advanced skills like target transitions, position shooting, and double/triple taps are to the point of polishing rather than developing now.
>never had a safety violation on the range and routinely outshoot adults who shoot next to us and friends he brings to the range
>one day shooting and keeping all safety precautions in mind
>owfuckwhatisthat.png
>horrible burning on my forehead and on my left eyelid
>screaming out of shock and pain I lay my gun down on the bench and swipe at my face knocking off my shooting glasses and pulling out my ear pro
>the burning stops
>the walther p22 doesn't eject spent brass to the side, but straight up
>newly fired brass got thrown up, slipped through the tiny crack between my glasses and forehead, and came to rest against my skin
>never shoot the p22 again

I still have the scar and that is why we wear baseball hats while shooting, kids. I still shoot with my dad, have moved up to a Glock 19 and now sometimes even outshoot him and his semi-custom 1911 head to head.

>>31643613
>cops
>actually knowing the law

You have the IQ of a cop thats for sure.

>>31643817
That dude has a master's in biology so I guess it's a compliment

Get told by world famous trainer that if you're around guns enough and dry fire enough you'll eventually ND. I always pount my pistol at a concrete or brick wall while dry firing.

>mfw still haven't ND'd with years of dedicated dry firing under my belt

Fake it till you make it, I guess.

>>31628687
not >>31628824

but ROTC here and he seems like a fag to me, too.

>>31631929
shit b8. Also, learn to greentext.

>>31633112
ADs do not exist, anon. They are a myth perpetuated by people who ND.

>>31644256
Ever heard of SKS's slam firing? They can happen. It's just super rare.

>>31616721
There was this one guy who shot himself in the back of the head a few times.

>>31620101
I know a guy who died because he did this trying to pry open a can of paint. through the eye socket.

>>31644286
Yep, the scary part is that in order to cut me like that it had to run up under my glasses. I'm really damn lucky I didn't lose an eye. Best case it would be my left and I'd just have fucked up depth perception, worst case it would be my right and I'd have to learn how to shoot like a lefty.

>>31644326
No, dumbass. Worst case you would have been fucking dead because you put a screw driver into your brain.

With an IQ like yours, it would have been a favour to us all had you an hero'd

>>31644348
Wow you must be retarded. Not only do you fail at reading comprehension but you fail to detect even the vaguest puff of humor.

Also
>HURRR YOU HAD AN ACCIDENT YOU MUST THE DUMBEST DUMB FUCK FUCK TO EVER DUMB FUCK

>>31644392
>>31644348
quit being fags and get on with the thread, mates.

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>>31644392
>worst case it would be my right and I'd have to learn how to shoot like a lefty.

You sure do get mad easily because you're stupid. Hey, let's bury the screwdriver. I'll let you borrow my hatchet.

>>31644418
Hey, he's the fag who won't let it die and instead is determined to declare someone is stupid for a simple accident that could easily happen to anyone.

>>31644419
Forgetting the important sentence before that.
>I'm really damn lucky I didn't lose an eye.
If you had reading comprehension you would realize my statement after that was in reference to losing an eye.

>>31644470
You are really the dumbest fuck on earth, aren't you?? Let me shake your hand and take a selfie with you.

>>31644492
>haha u r dumb!
You need better bait. 3/10 I replied.

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>>31642017
I'm honored.

>>31643613
You were lied to. They haven't banned it because it barely started existing. It's just a cop doing cop things, telling people that things are against the law because they would arrest you for it either way. As far as I know it's a actually commiefornia legal which gives a me a combination of giggles and erections.

>>31644013
You were told that so you'd always be on point with it. Glad it worked,

>>31644276
Not that rare, before I knew about proper gun maintenance I had a couple of doubles. Then a friend of mine got the genius idea of gumming up his bolt and letting ten go at a time every time he dropped the bolt.

>nogunz/somewhat antigunz friend gets gun bought for him by his father in law after an incident we had while camping
>guy literally would be scared of "bullets going off" in the box and shit
>all of a sudden becomes weapons expert in his mind
>me him and another friend are shooting and we call cold range and unload
>all he does is drop the mag and doesn't clear his gun
>after we go hot again I ask if I can shoot his and he says sure
>I load a mag, stick it in, and rack a round out
>he says 'yeah with this model sometimes it can chamber around if you jam the (((clip))) in too hard
>me and other friend shoot each other a look.
Bigger lapses in safety have been made I guess but it just really pissed me off because of his attitude change.

>>31616991
i did the same thing. it was empty and i knew it but that still didn't make it right and my buddy never shuts up about it

>>31644857
Let me clarify.

It's rare with a firearm that has received even cursory care. Such as regularly oiled and cleaned.

>>31644872
Well, the slide on my XD and XD-s will sometimes snap shut if I really slam a mag in. I have to really try and it's not 100% of the time though. So it can happen, but assuming your story is true (because who would lie on the internet right?) then your friend is a dumb ass.

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>visit another state to escape nofun gun laws
>shooting guns for the first time
>It's an open range
>people were actually to the left of me
>instructor hands me a 9mm
>tilt the gun 45 degrees left to look at the fire controls
>instructor notices me
>straightens my gun back downrange

nothing else to report I guess

>>31644910
He wasn't claiming the slide would slam shut, which does happen (I have a couple of pistols that do this pretty regularly), he dropped the mag and set a chambered gun on the table and was claiming that sometimes it would chamber one with the slide closed as an excuse for his dumbassery.

>>31622059
what the fuck is wrong with your toe?

>>31644942
I understand perfectly, as I said >>31644910
> So it can happen, but assuming your story is true (because who would lie on the internet right?) then your friend is a dumb ass.

>>31644969
I've never shot an XD/-s but I cannot fathom how that is even physically possible in a typical pistol

>>31628522
>bragging about airshit
you know this is some of the cringiest shit you can do right?

>>31644979
Dunno. I'm guessing that when you really slam it in there it shakes the gun enough for the slide release to move just enough for the slide to snap forward. Like I said, I really have to slam it in there and it doesn't work every single time. Not that I'm complaining, makes the gun go into battery faster than if I had to manipulate the slide release by hand.

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>Mom inherits .22 revolver from some distant relative
>Family is pretty anti fun, figured they'd pawn it or something, but nope, dad kept it
>Slightly drunk one day
>Dad has gun out, playing with it
>Asks if I wanna see it
>Sure
>I take it and immediately sweep him, he calls me out on it
>Kay
>Asks if I wanna shoot it
>Decline cause drunk

>Later that day
>He's drunk
>points gun at my mom
>"Hey look"
>pulls trigger few times, laughs
>mfw
>wasn't loaded, but what the FUCK man

I'll never not be mad about that

>>31645055
STOP LIKING WHAT I DONT LIKE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DohgvL4ht5o

Dunno if y'all have seen this video or not, but I was there. You can see me move in the first 3 seconds of the video through the window, top right corner.

>Work innarange
>At rental counter checking people onto the range
>Saturday morning, busy, I'm exhausted
>Old guy and his brother show up
>They watch the same safety video they play at every gun range, sign paperwork
>I check their guns, put them on range
>Dey shootan
>15-20 minutes later, range full, people waiting in lobby
>Guy rushes through airlock back into the rental/clearing area
>"You need to go out there, some old guy is bleeding pretty bad."
>Pause for a second, thinking whether to rush out to range or call ceasefire
>RSO runs out a half second later
>Turn around, blood everywhere
>RSO comes back out, says guy said he got slide bite (crossing his thumbs over the back of the slide)
>I just assumed he was on blood thinners because of all the blood
>"Guy says to call 911"
>I call 911
>Tell them that a guy managed to cut himself on a gun and he's bleeding pretty bad
>911 operator ".........uh, okay."
>Few minutes go by
>Find out that guy ND'd into his hand
>Tell 911 operator that
>"Ok, that's what I thought but..."
>Bleeding into a fucking box or something that the RSO gave him
>Assistant manager asks me what we need to do to get the range running again
>"We need liquid bleach to clean blood off the floor."
>AM: "I'm on it!"
>Gets in his car and drives the fuck out of there
>I send customers home, ambulance shows up and takes the guy away
>Clean entire range by myself.

The end.

I have to admit I almost put my finger on a touchy trigger when it was pointed at the dirt a couple feet in front of me. I was>>31626986
When it went into the dirt, where did the round fire off to? I almost shot the dirt 3 ft in front of me and have been nervous I could have hurt someone.

>>31628687
AFJROTC here.
(Shit tier)

I know that feel.
My senior year this freshman (let's call him Joe) would go on and on about how he was gonna be a Marine or a Navy Seal.

Joe one day decides to wear ACUs on uniform day.
I was flight commander so it was my job to make sure everyone wore their uniforms.
Call them out while taking attendance.

"Joe, no uniform today?"
Says "uhh yeah what do think this? Seniors wear BDUs." All snarky as fuck.

"You're not a senior and those aren't BDUs, I'm giving you a zero."

Starts whining "I'm t-t-telling Colonel"

Storms out of the room.
Colonel tells him the same thing.
Kid throws a shit fit, gets sent to ISS.
Lolled all the way home.

Flash forward 3 years.
Decide to join the Marine Corps because I was bored working kitchen jobs.

Go to my first DEP PT sess.
Hear a familiar whine coming from the back of the recruiting office.
There's Joe, struggling to do a single pullup.

Apparently he just hangs around the place.
They won't let him join because he failed the ASVAB three times and skips all the PTs that are hard.

>>31622269
That's a weird rule.

>>31644223
>he gets unconfortable reading non-green texts

>>31644276
You mean most of the people who fail to clean out the cosmoline from the firing pin channel?

>>31640347

Still is.

If someone grabs your hand and beats you to death with it saying "stop hitting yourself" wouldn't you be pissed?

No. You'd be dead. Dead after beating yourself to death.

>>31636186
i appreciate your video dont even bother defending what amounts to nothing to these autistics

my assistant scout master was teaching his wife gun saftey and shit himself in the leg (he is an airforce vet and is now a police officer)

>>31634385

>self control is a lie

I don't think so, Tim

>can't prevent an ND (different from an AD)

Keep your booger-hook off the bang-switch

>can't fix ourselves

You'd be surprised.


What's it like to be a beta fag?

>>31637276
>guy is rolling around for fun mimicking spetsnaz bullshit or something
>this needs proper doctrine and tactics

okay bud

>>31646907

>he doesn't draw his MLCOA and MDCOA in the sand while crying because he no longer has a squad every time he goes to the range

Fag.

>>31632254
Gun should have been locked and out of reach of children. It's totally anon's fault.

>>31645127
Don't be mad, airshitter, you'll mature one day. Well, at least you aren't a paintshitter, nothing's worse than a paintshitter.

>>31645335
>Kid throws a shit fit, gets sent to ISS.
Not gonna lie, read that as ISIS.

>>31645140
WTF WAS HE DOING
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>31619229
Coin doesn't make it more violent, just quicker but still fuck
I was tinkering with one of those I got second hand. Test fired it, no bang, went to unscrew and the fucker went off in my hand tight against my shit. Didn't really hurt but it really doesn't feel right

>>31622059
My friend blew his pinky toe off with a .22 and didn't even go to the hospital you little bitch.

>>31649020
He probably should've, bet he lives with phantom pains now

.t lost a leg and had shitty physical therapy

>>31649020
You know, the hospital could probably have reattached it, then he wouldn't have had to go through life as Frankie Nine Toes.

My first ND
>Go to shoot my CC
>have 2 mags, one in my glove box, one now on my tailgate, gun is in holster
>go get mag from glove box to empty out the HP to put in FMJ for shooting
>wtf I can't find it, must have left it home when I cleaned my truck out the other day
>oh well I'll get a feel for the trigger since it's been awhile
I think the problem here is obvious
>my dumbass doesn't realize I still have a mag in the gun
>think that if one is in the chamber, then if I rack it then it will be cleared and I can pull the trigger
Also no ear pro at this point
>rack the slide, ease on the trigge- BOOM
>realize how retarded I am, clear gun and mag
>load up mags and shoot 50 FMJ
Haven't told anyone. This happened Sunday. Also it's a 9mm Px4 storm compact for those curious. I was shooting on private land so no one was around. Even though I didn't have TD I was still mindful of where I pointed so that kept me from shooting myself/truck/house

>>31649163
And this is why the rules exist. So that if you screw up one, the rest keep you from actually doing anything harmful.

>>31621903
>taps RSO with sig
Jesus

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>>31649396
>>31649412

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>2005, Army basic training, Ft. Leonard Wood, MO
>First day with AR15s, whole platoon sitting semi-circle in front of drill sergeant standing on wooden platform
>Each given 2 blank cartridges, held in hand, told not to do anything until instructed (It's been weeks, we should all know this by now)
>We are literally less than a minute into this
DS: "This, is the AR15. It is every soldier's prima--" *BLAM*

>Total silence
>Female in the back begins weeping

*sniff* "I'm sorry! I'm sorry! It just went off!"
>mfw

ARTICLE FIFTEEN

>at gun show with dad and his friend, probably 12 or so
>looking at a shotgun
>my dad, his friend, and the guy selling it all check to make sure it's unloaded before handling it
>everyone takes turns holding it
>my turn
>don't check the chamber because three people already did
>dad tells me to even though I saw them all do it
>whatever.png
>sweep the shotgun like I'm shooting at a bird
>muzzle sweep them on accident
>they freak out and duck like it was loaded
>don't understand why three adults are afraid of what is essentially a club at this current moment

Still don't get it. Fudds, man.

>>31645140
WHAT THE FUG

WHY WOULD HE DO THIS?

>>31649585
Subtle bait

>>31649585
You have forgotten the face of your father!

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>>31649163
How can you not tell the difference of an empty rack to a loaded one? It is both physically and audibly distinct as fuck.

>not visually inspecting the chamber after clearing

How did you slip through so many barriers of practiced gun manipulation?

>>31645140
Jesus fucking Christ why. Why would you do something like that? Also, what the fuck was the other guy doing just standing there? And what was the grip he had on the pistol when he was going to fire it?

>>31622269
It's actually a rule that's violated more than not

>>31649719
Only if you ignore the second half of the rule:

"Or when sounding like 'A' as in neighbor or weigh."

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My dad told me a good one from when he was a kid.

>be my dad
>be squirrel hunting inna Mississippi
>dad has a pellet gun
>his friend he hunts with borrowed his dad's shotgun
>slow day didn't kill any squirrels
>on the way home dad drops his pellets on the ground
>bends over to pick them up and his dumbass friend saw a squirrel above my dad
>BOOM
>friend shoots the squirrel
>my dad said he felt the pellets go over his back
>mfw I almost wasn't born because of some redneck asshole

>>31625685
You fought the law with a LAW and the law won.

Cut my finger open with my bayonet when I was in the Army, trying to disassemble the bolt

>>31649638
I've only had the gun 2 months and I'm still just a stupid teenager.
>19 in November
I (usually) always check them chamber no matter what, but this time I guess I was thinking "lol no mag"
I know I fucked up. It's my first time, please be gentle. :^)

>>31625428
what the fuck, what did he do?

>>31627582
> dat sound
glorius

>>31628522
This is /k/, Weapons. You want Autistic Sports, /asp/. Airshitter pls go

>>31628522
>FOLD STOCK AND AFFIX BAYONETS
most fun thing to do

>>31630699
>my 1911 and shot his sister in the head.
>Good thing it was only 9mm
Oh thank god, I thought this was real and it made me sad

Know that you mention it bros.I'll never forget the day a man at my local range called me a communist. It was almost like something out of a movie or some shit.

Basically one day I was shooting my WASR with a good friend of mine because hey it's a sunny day so why not at a local outdoor range. We shot for about half an hour or so. And I will never forget this fucking tacticool mall ninja came up to me and started shit talking me and my firearm. I was actually taken aside by it because I thought that THESE PEOPLE WERE A JOKE.

It was like /arg/ in human form. I just stood there without any ability to respond. He eventually went back to shooting his ar in his little corner.
I guess I was taken aside by how rude he was about something as simple as firearms. But still Jesus fuck man, it's just a gun not some other shit like sports. What the fuck is wrong with people?

>>31650423
Now*, goddamn phone.

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>>31628522
Dis me

>hear that I'm not offended by being called a red
>get butthurt
hmm I think I have something new to troll /k/ with now.
Seriously though
Russian Federation>Soviet Union

>>31627707

James?

>>31632088
Get the fuck out of here, newfag.

>>31649585
I learned when I was a kid that you don't carelessly sweep people with the barrel of the gun for safety reasons.

The main safety reason to which I'm referring is that if you sweep someone with the barrel, you are very likely to have the gun removed from your hand and shoved squarely up your ass. Oh, and it's moderately unsafe to the people who got swept by the barrel, too. They might hurt themselves pummelling you with the stock of the gun. Splinters, you know.

>>31623903
YES! The first time I cleaned it I sliced my hand the same way

Only ND I've ever had in almost 30 years of shooting.

Had someone offer to sell me a Glock 19 that was a jam-o-matic. I brought a new mag and a box of good ammo to the range in case that had been the issue. Fired two rounds, jam. Cleared safely, fired three rounds, jam. Cleared safely. Fired remaining rounds but lost exact count. When the Glock failed to fire, I couldn't easily see whether it was locked back or not from behind, so I twisted it about 30 degrees off to one side (my mistake: with finger still on the trigger.) The turning action combined with the light trigger, or possibly just a delayed round, gun went off and into the far downrange side of the burm. Still in what turned out to be a "safe" location, but an ND is an ND and luck doesn't absolve it.

I was actually very surprised because I pride myself on good trigger discipline. Reminded me why it is a great idea not to rely on the human element of failure regardless of training. Looking back, I suppose it was partially because I was a little frustrated at the jams, and tired of clearing it, and was almost subconsciously sure I was going to see a FTE condition or a double feed condition again, so I just anticipated it. I'm also a pilot, and as such I knew better as it's drilled into us that most plane crashes are attributable to pilot error even with pilots who have many thousands or tens of thousands of cockpit hours.

And yes, I am now one of those weenies that won't carry a Glock with one in the chamber. Thus, I don't carry a Glock at all. Most Glock ND's are a result of a momentary lapse of trigger discipline or catching on something while reholstering. I'd rather flip a safety and save my balls, femoral artery, and/or foot.

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>>31616721
Teaching my mate how to shoot with grandpa's old as fuck single shot .22

>Showing him how to properly line up sights
>Lil shit stick bird lands down range, give him the single shot and pick up my .22 mag since it had an actual optic on it
>Line up nigger bird in my sights fire on my command
>Depress trigger, hear a bang
>That was quiet.. I didn't even feel anything
>Shit head bird flies away
>still questioning what happened I turn to face my mate who has a shit eating grin on his face and a smoking barrel pointed at my foot
>Wtf did you just do?
>His only response was 'i didn't know it was loaded, why would you give me a loaded gun'
>Why the fuck would you pull the trigger on a gun someone gave you without knowing if it loaded, fuck wit?
>'idk bro I didn't hit you anyway'
>Take the .22 off him and only let him touch the .177 airriffle for the rest of the weekend

Why do people get defensive when you point out they have done ridiculously stupid shit?

>>31650632
>glock is jam-o-matic
Did you ever find the fault or just end up with a junk gun?

As far as one in the chamber. I am with you. Taking 1/4th of a second to rack the slide isn't really a big concern to me as blowing off my cock. Takes just as much mental concentration and thumbing a safety and grants tremendous peace of mind. Even with handguns with manual safeties I've had a few where the levers never quite clicked fully and it was still possible to fire despite looking completely safe.

If I am going into a very shady area I'll carry with one in the chamber but for the 14 hours a day I just carrying on my belt week in week out. The likelihood of a ND is not worth having a round ready to go at all times.

>>31641420
It's an insult if you take communism seriously

>Roommate's friend comes into dorm today
>Asks to see airshit
>Shuck mag, hand pistol, wait for hilarity
>Guy takes gun off safety and looks directly down the barrel

RIP muh nigguh

Right then guys, noguns britbong here, edumacate me.

What's the proper way of re-orienting a firearm to avoid weeping people? Barrel upwards? Barrel to the ground?

>>31650866
Ground is usually a go to, if you're indoors aiming up can be considered unsafe, especially in 2story buildings
Out doors is really up to the situation, if you're at a range just point down range unless someone is out there for any reason

>>31650866
ground, what comes up must come down

I teach a few firearms courses i have a few stories

>be teaching hunters safety course
>mostly kids (like 12-15) a couple parents are hanging out too
>going out to the range with .22s to go over some basic shooting
>have 4 .22s kids have to take turns 5 rounds a piece
>first kid is fumbling with ruger 10/22 mag
>his dad grabs the rifle and muzzle sweeps the other 3 kids on the firing line then proceeds to load mag and send one home
>he muzzle sweeps me with a now loaded gun and clicks the safety off for his son
>other parents about to step in and tear this guy a new one
>go up to him and tell him he needs to go wait inside
>he starts yelling at me " who the fuck do you think you are yadda yadda"
>his son turns hearing his dad yelling
>ND right into the ground in front of his dad
>he drops the rifle
>i quickly move his son from the firing line and grab the rifle (ill note that i didnt move his son like throw him i just put my hand on his shoulder and guided him away)
>clearing rifle when dad decides to sucker punch me for "raising a hand to his kid"
>other parents jump in and drag this guy off
>sort the other kids out and instruct them to go back inside and look over the safety manual
>one guy thats probably 300lbs is sitting on him in the parking lot while his son is crying and screaming
>cops come and charges were pressed against him
>apologized to the other parents and grabbed a few rental guns and let the kids try out the ones they wanted (within limits)
>let a couple parents shoot too

>>31616721
>be me
>taking course to be marksmanship instructor
>not realgunz but not airshit either; competition air rifles
>won't kill you (probably) but will definitely send you to the hospital
>other idiot on the same course is a fucking mongoloid
>putting rifles away
>points one at his own eye, finger on the trigger
>points at me, still no TD
>wouldn't have cared if he put out his own eye; may have even laughed at his idiocy
>not risking becoming an object lesson myself, though
>step away from the muzzle, push it high and take it away from him
>would have hit him with it but didn't feel like any more trouble
People are fucking stupid.