Recruitment commercials

>>31612294
http://youtu.be/N69YXPKJTdM

>>31612294
that USMC commercial back in the 90s with the CGI dragon was pretty embarrassing desu.

>>31612294
> Don't join the army.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGSAKuRAjWY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPwhBBG3wag
> outsourced recruitment to civ div agency
> Basically aimed at twatty inner city chavs because the countryside recruiting has dried up
> gets rid of the awesome slow motion ads
> what happened to the specific oles and regiment ads?

Sad day to know that the navy and marines are doing a better look better now...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iuk5bWa-C8w

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>>31612403
Excuse me what?

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>>31612460
I love how eurotrash like to brag about "we created english", yet their pronunciations are fucking terrible.

https://youtu.be/Y-NKv8CcLBE

>>31612519
I am literally still drinking.

> Implying Brits are European.
> Everyone knows blue blooded brits are titans and not scum.
> Why do you think americee is doing so well? British genes m8

>>31612519
listening to chavs, country bumpkins, or aussies/new zealanders (especially maoris) gives me ear cancer

POST MORE

>>31612294
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNdPPEwguDQ
>You will never be on a semen ship for love and peace

>>31612294
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNRmkj9VfQQ

>>31612294
>"swedish REALITY"
>yeah just like in real life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AprqomTW-Wo

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>>31612573
Mmm that damage control.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqfXXaOisKo

Patrician recruitment ad right here

>>31612294
>china knows what kids need
>Hip Hop faggots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTdOnDSPZ_Q

>>31612495
>>31612403
https://youtu.be/lDZ2fMHTvwk
That one?

>when your employer is as meme tier as his recruitment videos.
The Olympics spot
https://youtu.be/h6wl_SMV31w?list=PL137582C8D088EAE9

I completely disagree. The new zealand accent sounds hilarious and i love it

>>31613353
is it a USMC promo or a Doritos commercial?

>>31613367
shit i meant to tag that >>31613308

I cringe every time I see an Australian recruitment commercial. They don't set the bar very high but they are so detached from reality.

>>31613308
That's actually a Balrog. There's another one where he fights a dragon. Harder to find, but I remember they'd play it in movie theaters. I mean it's corny as fuck, but the Army was doing this whole "Army of 1" campaign that sucked too.

>>31613308
It's a metaphor, you dumbasses.

>>31613308
I honestly miss this kind of thing. Such a different time.

>>31613037
>Ukranian army ad
>All I can think of is how much that guy looks like VDV
>All the Ukranian chicks want to blow the Russian Airborne Guards

>>31613856
The Ukrainians have their own VDV.

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>>31613055
But that's what works

>>31613372
show me

>>31612294
can we post cool ones?
this make me wanna enlist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1idTSSc_7Ts

>>31613893
where's the part showing him getting sodomized?

>>31613899
the rape and the devoshina is in the conscript recruitment video, he's enlisted

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dumv2DxnpXM

I like the idea that someone in an office somewhere said: "We don't have enough obese middle-aged mothers in the Army."

>>31613824
Still cringey

>>31613893
"Security is a verb" is better IMO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phMRg0uipnU

Not recruitment, but military propaganda basically.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3_tZm84AMI

>>31613012
Maximum keks

>>31613040
That one is still miles better than what came after.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVWj9QP-3q8

>>31613037
>join the Ukrainian army
>all the women will want to give you water from jar

>>31615056
Wat

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>>31615056

Dear Lord

>>31615174
The text at the end says

"What are you doing? We are protecting food transports into areas where natural disasters have occured. Aplly for basic training at forsvarsmakten.se at the latest on 10 february."

It was explained to me that the makers of the video wanted to send a message to teenagers that spend their days doing meaningless shit that they can do something meaningful in the military.
They just missed the mark, really bad.

It was hilarious when SJWs freaked out over a video in the campaign where a girl looks a a vidyanerd guy with disgust because the SJWs thought it was propaganda saying that if you don't join the military you are not a "real" man and that chicks only like "real" men.

>>31615056
well that's what people do in the army when nothing do to so its pretty accurate

>>31614909
its one of those videos that makes you want to enlist and do cool shit

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXvvnYWxseE

Even if our Bundeswehr isnt top tier, we are still not as worse as the Bundesheer

>>31615372
>>31613037
kek the austrians just straight copied the ukraine promo

>>31615372
Wait a goddamn minute.

>>31613824

found the triggered piece of shit pog marine

fucking lay out faggot

>>31615217
Well in America real men stay at home and only baby killers and psychopaths join the military

>>31615408
Which is what the SJWs here thgink to, whiuch is why they were SOOOO mad that the ads made it seem that if you don't want to join the armed forces you are not a "real" man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yo-sNG-aqz8

>>31615384
That is insane, it is almost a 1:1 copy
It must've been effective

>>31615661
or someone's PR dosen't deserve to be paid

>>31615506
Why the fuck did you get a korean subbed video? Just get the one from the official account.

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>>31612294


It's a shame the military's top brass are such cucks. I served enlisted in the Marines and I can think of the most inspiring recruitment commercial ever aired. Recruitment would jump 300%.

Just use real Marine history. There are so many TRUE stories.

commercial:

subtitle:
November, 1950. Korea

Show Marines setting up camp at night, it's cold and windy and dark. Ominous music plays in the background. Cut to Chesty Puller in a tent with his commanders, reviewing maps. Suddenly a journalist runs into the tent, looking scared and panicked and out of breath. "Col., we just got the reports in. We are surrounded. The enemy is surrounding us on all sides!. What are you going to do."
Cut to Chesty, who slowly gets a grin on his face. "Good, that simplifies our problem of finding these people and killing them."

movie sound effect BAM

Cut to The Few, The Proud, The Marines

Every teenager who wants to grow a pair will sign up the next day.

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>>31615866
i wish they did more commercials that focus on the marine's history

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>>31615372
It's just a remake of the Ukrainian one

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>>31615866
>Just use real Marine history. There are so many TRUE stories.

>>31615372
It's quite easy to be better than Austria
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkApp25TbZo

http://liveleak.com/view?i=4a3_1369967012

I'd join the fuck out of this

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Yo-sNG-aqz8

Canada

>>31616452
its good it wasn't posted yet it would be embarrassing

Dammit

>>31616452
>a video showing only privileged white men
This is not the real Canada, you cis scum

>>31613893
>scene inside jet transport
>prop engine noises

God damn it Ivan

>>31615866
Chesty Mother Fucking Puller

There's your ad

>>31616574
But it has Korean subs sir...

>>31615372

ahahhahahaha fuck i was waiting for this to be posted

glorious fucking austria

>>31613308
Now look at us. Trombley hasn't killed anybody, I'm half a world away from good Thai pussy, and Colbert is out here rollin' around fuckbutt Irag huntin' for dragons in a mopp suit that smells like 4 days of piss and ball sweat.

Royal Australian Navy bests
1981: Pride of the Fleet https://youtu.be/ET8EZBhTpfc


1000 miles away: https://youtu.be/TCJv5IFkmPc
This got me to join

>>31616264
Makes me wanna join. Show that gook what communism gets him.

>>31612294
The Swedish military ad is funny. Taking the piss on the Hollywood action movies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upZMwKfucEQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMaVwRXI1WI

>>31619669
>we can't offer you a space battle
literally third world military

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3S5I0_hjS3c you are ALL fucking doing it wrong.

>>31619989
tfw this was filmed here in hungary with hungarian actors

>>31619989
Made me want to join the muhreenz
>TFW you will never be ODST

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>>31613875
Type-95, Silly.

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>>31615056
Wow, reminds me of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9cFuqdqWok

>>31622897
Damn I feel old now

>>31612378
>implying marines do anything but lick windows and eat paint

>>31612564
>tries hard to keep actor's ass in frame

>>31619989
When I was a yungin that was literally porn for me

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>>31619669
>no space battles

>>31613308
Jesus Christ

>>31612294
all the australian ones try to paint the army as anything but war

>deliver aid to africans
>study for a career
>become a better person
>have lots of fun
>travel

makes me pretty mad to be frank, nothing wrong with the army life; but nobody should be conned into it

>>31612294
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ax9kCCwTLGo

>>31624990
how many would have done it if there was no publicity

>>31625073
Probably a decent few

>>31613012
How embarassing, even their navy isn't safe from their anime cutesy autism.

>>31613893
bretty cool

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>>31615372
>heer 4u
>4u

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>>31613308
Not only did someone come up with the idea for this ad

Multiple other people also looked at it and decided that it would be a good idea to fund an ad for the Marines with a cartoon monster in it.

>>31612403
I had to fight that dragon. It involved a lot of liquor and a tab of LSD in a barracks room.

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>>31615866
>Some women are born. Others inject estrogen for a couple months and become marines.

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>>31613308
OOOohh dress blues and a sword!

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This beatuy was aired a few years ago and than got pulled back because of an outrage by the media and their kind

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcSg3TcqGXE

Deutschland fick ja

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>>31629238
>Military vehicles
>rock music
>national symbols
>a family holding hands
>comradery

>got pulled back because of an outrage by the media and their kind
fucking FAGGOTS

>>31615372
>that ass on the last female

Muh dick