/k/, what is the best caliber for ayy lmao defense?

>>31604987
Here at X-COM, our basic infantry rifle is 5.56 NATO. Our machine gunners carry 7.62 NATO.

>>31604987
water, germs, will smith, and computer viruses.
or at least thats what im told.
But in reality its just the same answer for anything, 12 gauge shotgun(slugs, double, and triple ought.

>>31604987

xm 855, why they wanted to ban it.

got everyone to stock up and horde it.

>>31604987
A camera or video camera. The Ayys will turn into blurry badly exposed blobs and vanish showing no evidence of really existing.

>>31605017
You have a nice sweater Bradford. Where did you get it?

>>31605129
X-COM issue. Any OD commando sweater works, though. Ours are nothing special.

>>31604987
The average "Grey Alien" is only about four feet tall and weighs less than eighty pounds; 9mm parabellum should prove sufficient, as I've killed numerous children of similar size with that round (with zero survivors).

>>31604987
Whatever caliber a tokarev handgun uses.

My giant fucking dick that's what caliber to use.

>>31604987
9x25

>>31604987
Anything from .380 up, but go with HP or frangible ammo. There's not much to the little boogers,so FMJ will just punch through.
Shotguns work great,all the way down to .410 if you go with a heavy turkey load.
Just remember to wear a face mask and goggles if you immediately approach them. Their aerosolized body fluids are almost immediately toxic. And you'll have to burn them. Our bacteria won't break them down.

>>31605017
Dunno what outfit you're from, we were equipped with 6.7mm.

>>31604987
The higher the velocity, the better. It seems to be general consensus that ayy lmao can bend the laws of physics and stop a bullet. But this may be offset by a very high velocity cartridge.

>>31605402
All my base had were stun rods and electroflares.

>>31605402
>>31605434
I was at central HQ. Didn't know how the situation was at other bases. How're you all doing out there?

>>31605462
Nah, you're probably one of the new kids. This is back in '98.

>>31604987

Ayy lmaos are interdimensional and telekinetic, so you basically have no chance.

They can disable the part of your nervous system which pulls the trigger muscle once they sense your thoughts of engaging them.

True story.

>>31605683
That would explain it. I got a look at some old files. Why did the chryssalids look so different back then?

>>31605710
The Ayyys weren't fully developed at the time. While they indeed were much more infectious, they're much less mobile. Furthermore they exhausted themselves easy before they got to their intended prey. Easy targets for laser and heavy rounds. Fuck all terrifying to fight at close range thou.

>>31605835
You guys didn't even have the advantage of the tech we do today. Can't imagine how bad it was to fight those fucks at night without NVGs or drone ISR. Hat's off to you guys. Held the fucking line.

I'd probably want a battle rifle or a 12 gauge shotgun because it's possible they wouldn't be humanoids and you might need the larger caliber.

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>>31605853
>Can't imagine how bad it was to fight those fucks at night without NVGs or drone ISR.
Usually, it involved leveling the entire AO with heavy ordnance and praying that the illumination from the fire could get through all the smoke. Or running the fuck away and letting the local Air Force sterilize the place themselves.

BRO THIS IS REAL! THEY FUCK YOU UP! THEY PUNCH AND AYE LAMAO AT YOU SO THEY TAKE OVER YOUR BRAIN!!!
>doh doh doh I used to have a mind....
Aim for the head I hear.
One assaulted me back in 07....
>still find me wherever I move

>>31605853
Thanks, those days were pretty brutal with all things considered. The upgraded tech did considerably improve conditions however, especially the power armor and laser rifles that we got later in the war.

>>31605462
BRADFORD HONESTLY I AM REAL MAN
I UNDERSTAND IF YOU HAVE TO BLOW MY BRAINS OUT
HOWEVER, I AM REPORTING THAT I MAY BE INFECTED OR CARRYING SOMETHING IN ME!!!
>SIR PLEASE ADVISE!!

>>31605693
YES IT IS TRUE!!!!
MY NERVES
MY BRAIN!!!!
>ohhhh my brain!!!

>>31605891
We only had to utilize indigenous forces once, and that was a serious Chryssalid infestation in Newfoundland. We got lucky on that one, and the only injuries were a few burns and bruises.

>>31605933
Of course.

>>31605935
Were you in contact with Chryssalids? Normally implantation kills the host. Move away from your team and keep them advised while I get Dr. Vahlen on the horn. She knows more than I do.

somebody look up my data on the hyperwave coder !
You know it is true....
uhggg

my eyes!!!

http://donaldmarshallrevolution.com/


sew up your eyes!!!

>>31605971
that actually is good advice
XCOM is truth in action!

>>31606009
It's my job to provide good advice. Someone else might get it wrong.

>>31605693
>he doesn't think with his dick

Someone post the screen cap about the anon who'd rape the ayys.

>>31606130
Holy shit that mod is excellent. What is it?

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>>31606172
Gonzo's 3D models for the helmets
MGS V BDU for the bodies
And various Black Ops weapon ports

>>31604987
Funny story about your picture OP. There has been speculation that Aliens like Lentil chips/crisps. Some farmer in a flyover state reported he heard weird noises and even spotted a UFO. When the police came to investigate they found a trail of Lentil chips leading to where the man claimed he saw a UFO. The lentil chips had bite marks that did not match that of any known species in the area.

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>>31604987
14.5x114mm SABOT, and they ain't cheap.

>>31604987
.22 would be good enough, ayylmaos look squishier than gelatin.

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M855A1

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>>31604987
10MM AUTO!
>/r/ing the pic that's kinda like mine, but has 10mm killing the alien from Alien (the movie)

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>>31604987
A X-COM Weapon?

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>>31606130
1900's alien horror movie vibe.

>>31607885
What XCOM: Fedoras should have been

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>>31607885
Nice.

>tfw will never operate inna jungle, napalming ayys and smoking dope

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>>31608285
XCOM: Vietnam
Gook Aliens.

>>31608386
>AYYS IN THE WIRE
Someone needs to make a fucking movie.

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Microbes.

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>>31607177
Let's be practical here; 9.5x40mm is the way to go.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNxh4uxLkco

>>31605030

Tell that to the dad in Dark Skies

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>>31604987

Plasma caliber, soldier.

>>31604987

The sharpshooters are running .300 blackout, otherwise yes.

Standard pistol caliber is .45 ACP.

>>31609007

Meant to quote this instead: >>31605017

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800mm.

Just to be safe.

>>31609007
How many plasma rifles actually have rifling?

STOP MAKING THESE FUCKING THREADS

there used to be some great /x/-related /k/ threads

now its just this bullshit

"is ghostz reale? how bullet is best 4 kill"

thats the best fuckin thread you can come up with where the fuck are the janitors delete this shit

>>>/trash/

>>31604987
10mm alien stopper

>>31609108
>/x/
where is the /x/ stuff at in this thread?

>>31608386
PCF Battle. I fucking want a mod/DLC of it now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiEbNi-7Gpg

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>>31605017
You'll be wanting gas harpoon guns.

Light plasma rifles for that +10 aim and that added damage

>>31609007
.300 blackout? Why would you use that except for extremely close range, stealthy missions?

>>31604987
If Stargate taught me anything, ayys have shields against fast projectiles. So, a .45 will be perfect for how slow it is

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>>31608601
I would watch the fuck out of that.

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>>31605017
>tfw XCOM will never be real
>tfw you will never fly to a crashed ufo in a skyranger and kill ayys with your squad
>tfw you will never lose 5 of your best friends to overwhelming groups of spider ayys and watch them turn into zombies
Why live

>>31610148
You never know, anon. They may very well be real, fighting the ayys in the shadows. Anyways, XCOM got steamrolled according to XCOM-2, so I'm glad that that isn't happening.

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>>31610148
We haven't even 100%'ed the ocean.
Might be some water ayys down there.

Just got back from a bit of an incident in the labs. Dr. Shen miscalculated the output on a plasma cannon and blew a hole into a wall.

>>31609007

I don't know of a Dr. Tygan working for XCOM at the moment. Are you engineering or science? Vahlen or Shen would probably know you.

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>>31608828
>posting the shitty H4 version

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>>31610148
>you will never bang a Viper

Now that's real pain.

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>>31610723
DON'T FUCK THE VIPERS

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>>31610813
You're not my supervisor!

>>31610697
Isn't this the H2A redesign? Look like a beast, I love it.

>>31610871
Enjoy space AIDS. The employee health plan doesn't cover treatment and if you go to the base physician, you're probably gonna get vivisected.

>>31610697
I was kinda hoping that would trigger someone.
>>31610895
Read the filename.

>>31610871
Where is this from?

>>31611271
Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou

>>31611053
Read the question

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>>31610898
Velen will just want to "experiment" on the effects of snek sex.

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>>31610895

>>31611406
>Isn't this the H2A redesign?
>H5G_Render_BR55_Service_Rifle.png
>H5G

Anon, please.

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>>31610813
Leave the Vipers alone

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>>31611531
>Implying she doesn't want to purge xenos
>Implying that she won't vivisect a xenos sympathizer

It's like you are trying to be as heretical as possible.

>>31611588
Xenos exist to be purged, heretic.

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>>31604987
>Ayy is just eating pizza, clearly not a threat.

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>>31611600
Please tell me more about heretical acts

>>31604987
My dick

>>31611642
To fornicate with xenos is surely heretical as it goes against the will of the God Emperor, especially xenos bent on enslaving or destroying humanity.

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>>31611642
>>31611658
Forgot pic

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>>31611658
And who interprets the Emperors will? Clearly its people afraid of xeno pussy.

>>31611719
Kill mutants, heretics, and xenos is pretty unambiguous, anon.

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>>31611719
Space Elfs are still xenos and not sub-humans.

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>>31611600
Just show us where the ayy's touched you.

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>>31611794
Sexy space Elfs.

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post more snek

>>31607177
It can take the hat off an Elite at 2000 yards.

>>31611719
PENIS
used
HARDEN

I want her to ride my face like it was a jet bike

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>>31612558
Everyone would bang an Eldar, Banshee's especially.

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>>31610813
Won't stop me from trying!

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>>31611719
>>31612279
>>31612636

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This thread is full of HERESY!

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>>31607505
They're called xenomorphs, bucko!