/ak/ Thread

>>31602295
delete this.
there's a general for a reason.

>>31602363
>Slav whore

>>31602363
These doodles suck, stop spamming them faggot

>>31602378
no u

>>31602363
More please.

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>>31602381
Uwotm8y

>mfw i walk in to see #NoStepOnSnek on the ammo box order

Ok which one of you did this

>>31602511
Pics, I have to see

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>>31602576
Oh hello

>>31602715
I'm not your customer, just wanted to see the #NoStepOnSnek on the box. But cool, they're getting some dots

>>31602363
74 a cute

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This thread sucks
just like anime

Post some /ak/ pls

>>31603333
czeched
>rube face
ayy

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>>31603273
/k/ for Kusanagi

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>>31603333

>>31602715
Hey Guard, hate to bother you. I was just wondering what the turn over time on commissions is so I won't be annoying you with any more questions.

>>31603333
>>31603360
>>31603558

Ruby a shit.

>>31603675
>thisisb8.jpg

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Who wouldn't want a Dessert Eagle?

They are totally cool, guies!

>>31604188
Ehhh, I don't like the looks but it's a cool range toy I guess.

>>31602715
I've read the Sig Romeo sights are actually rebranded Holosuns in a new chassis. The cost of the items and the fact that they have the exact same features seems suspect to me.

>>31604335
People shoot the romeo 5 all the time and seem to love them. Motion activated to conserve battery life and high quality for the price point for a break-in red dot

>>31603605
Turn over time varies, such as solit payments and my work schedule, and level of difficulty the piece demands

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>>31604188

>>31604379
Okay, no rush. I'll lurk until it appears.

>>31604422
Are you waiting for the tantal comic?

>>31604442
No, the commission for an AKS.

>>31604462
..... i dont see a reciept for an aks commission on my marker board. Do you mean /request/ by chance?

>>31604475
Oh yeah, shit. Sorry bout that.

>>31604491
About me make me flip the fuck out anon. Thought i just snatched someones money

>>31604513
Fuck man, I'm sorry. Totally my fault for not clearing it up.

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Is this the best season ever?
>Drifters
>Gantz: O
First Drifters episode was hype as shit.
Dat art, dat humor, DAT MUSIC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLBnQvUYghQ

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Your opinions on the AK alfa?

>>31604649
I thought Drifters was gonna be better than Hellsing for the first 30 or so chapters, but now it seems like he's just rushing to finish it. When he does release chapters that is.

>>31604744
Ugly.

>>31604773
I haven't kept up with the manga. Got to the part where they fight in the city. I was super excited the entire way.
I hope what you said won't apply to me.

>>31604744

Just when I thought the AK platform couldn't look even worse.

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If Holo were a waffegeist what gun would she be?

>>31604845
A potato cannon.

>>31604414
Where does this picture appear?

>>31604918
Except loaded with apples.

>>31605082
Honeyed apples

>>31604845

Some kind of Smith and Wesson.

Arms of Side

>it's 11:45 am on a saturday and you're still in bed
>you've got the weekend off and you plan to enjoy it
>at least you were until the muffled sound of small feet pounding down the hall reaches your ears
>with your brain still foggy from sleep you don't recognize the sound
>however you do recognize what's going on when your bedroom door is kicked open
>you open your eyes and get ready to roll off the bed, but
VOCE DINAMICA!!
>the pint sized dynamo exclaims as she leaps through the door sails through the air with trench coat tails flapping and her glasses glinting with the sun seeping through the blinds
>Ah, shit...
>you think as you realize it's far too late
BAM!
>she exclaims as she lands on top of you
>with only a few blankets as insulation you feel the full force of the tiny terror landing on top of you
>Ugh, Maxie get off of me.
>you groan as you look up and see the Waffegeist of your Beretta 92FS grinning down at you as she sits on your possibly bruised stomach
Ho bisogno di colombe. Può essere un'entrata corretta se non c'è volare da colomba!
>she excitedly exclaims posing with her index finger pointed at you
>English, Maxie, you know that I don't know Italian.
>you say rubbing your face
Stupido, colombe, doves! We need doves so I can do a proper entrance!
>damn hong kong action movies you think to yourself as you look up at energetic brunette loli and suppress the urge to sigh
>Just get off me. I need to breathe.
Oh alright.
>she grumbles and climbs off you and hops off the bed
>you sit up and rub your tender stomach while Maxie goes to pose in front of the full length mirror by your dresser
>you yawn as you climb out of the bed and a thought occurs to you
>Wait, I locked the gun safe last night.
Remi and Karo got it open since you took forever to get up.
>Maxie says between striking poses in the mirror
>It's too damn early for this.
>you groan as you walk to the bathroom

>>31605140
>morning rituals complete you go to survey any possible damage
>Maxie is closely following you since as a sidearm she and the others tend to be clingy
>and you want her with you because you've hidden tannerite in your closet and don't trust her to NOT find it
>a glance to the kitchen let's you know there's three milk coated bowls on the table along with four different cereals spilled on the table
>noticing your expensive tequila is open with a shot glass beside it you look down at the action hero wannabe loli and she just smiles and shrugs
>you rub your face and head to the living room where you can hear some tv narrator taking about the Battle of the Somme
>you round the corner and see a pillow fort built on top of the couch in front of the tv
>while it's not a surprise you really don't feel like dealing with this

>>31605156
>Remi!
>you shout as authoritatively as you can
Yes, sir!
>a brunette, slim girl in her late teens, wearing slightly faded OD shorts and unbuttoned shirt declares as she jumps up
>knocking over the pillow fort and causing a short, red headed girl with cat ears, wearing faded fatigue pants and a red halter top with CCCP on the front to tumble down onto the floor hitting her head
Идиoт! You're retired!
>Karo, your reliable, if snappy, Makarov shouts rubbing her head while she looks to be in her mid teens you know she has a taste for vodka and can be just as fiery
Oh, um right.
>Remi, your Remington Rand made 1911 says relaxing and trying to act less embarrassed
>Karo, Remi good morning and why the hell are you all out of the safe?
>you ask already low on patience
Um, because Reveille is supposed to be at 0500?
>Remi replies uncertainly
>you face palm and wonder how a girl who helped an army ranger survive in France can be so unsteady at times
Пoтoмy чтo вы лeнивыe кocти!
>Karo declares sitting on the floor cross legged and frowning
>I am not lazy. It's my day off.
>you counter flatly
Da! And you promised range trip.
>Karo says with a grin as her ears twitch
We're doing shooting drills today, sir?
>Remi asks looking at you with hopeful eyes
Pleeeease?
>Maxie asks with a pout as she sidles up to you
>Oh right. I did say we'd go today didn't I?
>you say scratching your head
Da! Shooting trip!
>Karo declares hopping up to her feet

>>31605169
>you look between your girls and find your annoyance melting with their cheerful faces
>Okay, okay. We'll spend the afternoon at the range,
>you say causing the girls to smile happily
>But first clean up the kitchen, while I shower.
>you finish sternly
Awww
Cyka
Yes, sir!
>the trio declares in varying degrees of eagerness before Remi drags the other two off to the kitchen and you feel a moment of satisfaction
I'm going too, right?
>you turn to see Jenny, your M1A, smiling at you with disheveled hair and only wearing one of your old shirts that barely reaches the bottom of her thighs
>Might as well.
>you say with a smile
Come on, I'll help wash your back.
>she says with a wink before sauntering off to the bathroom and tossing the shirt off letting you catch a glimpse of her gentle curves before she slips into the bathroom
>You got it hot momma.
>you say with a grin following her

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>>31605184

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>>31605184

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/fit/ stomachs are my fetish

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>Be inna net
>Searching for Mossberg's Uzi America Post Ban Galil Sporter (Receiver is made in Israel by IMI [Now IWI] along with the Uzi carbine
>Searching if they're on sale online
>Instead learn how the Galil Sporter got banned from import thanks to Fienstein, Clinton, and the press despite the facts and statistics the ATF had and companies had to disprove them
>Learned how Mossberg got threatened by Congres and the Clinton administration to lose their military contracts if they continue importing Galil Sporters even though they passed the tests and were completely legal to import
>Learned about the 1998 Importation ban, read the ATF in investigative papers on Galil, the emails between Fienstein and co as well as the legal sources for the laws and statistics used in the fight
>tfw We could have had Galil rifles and Uzi carbines for much lower prices and with IWI quality control and parts instead of the disaster called ORF, AWO, Century, and the overpriced ACE
>tfw having difficulty finding them
>mfw
The amount of anger I have is unsurmountable

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Canidae is best biological family.

>Chinese cartoons thread
>on the weapons board
>not the Chinese cartoons board

Great job mods and janitors

>>31606159
>probably posts about video games on /k/

>>31605880
>gurls with abs
Are also a fetish of mine.

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>>31606168
This artist does great stomachs

>>31606167
I post about guns

Go start 1911 general on /a/ and see how fast you get banned

>>31604845
Can cannon AR loaded with apples and hot-loaded blanks.

Will constantly hang fire and then mock you for being startled when it finally discharges.

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>>31606159

>>31606222
YOU seem to have forgotten there's an anime board to contain this faggottry.

Just like you guys complain about /pol/tards coming to /k/

>>31606222
>touhou
>ah nee meh

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>>31606239

Your tears are delicious.

Cry more, bitch nigger.

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>>31606159
It's a cancer we have to deal with here, anon. There's enough of these gunweebs interested in it to keep it going and to keep the mods from cleaning these threads up. But it does belong more in /a/, than in /k/. If I have anime girls on a train I can't post in /n/ but it flies here because enough of new /k/ is into this faggot tree.

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>>31606239

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>>31606261

It's so cute how you people think you or your opinions matter.

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>>31606261
>if I have anime girls on a train i can't post in on /n/
Nigger wut. There literally a thread on/n/ right now about anime girls on bikes.
>>>/n/thread/1015600

>>31606498
>that link

It should be >>>/n/1015600

>>31606498
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT PHONE YOU PIECE OF SHIT

>>> /n/1015600

>>31606110
It's like you're new as shit. Why do you think /k/ is almost always simmering with anger just below the surface?

>>31606522
Yeah I know, I'm retarded.

>>31606527
FUCK

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How many chapters of groundless is there to read? I don't want to start reading unless I'll be up almost all night.

>>31602381
Draw your own and post then

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>>31606920

>>31607063
>Calls someone's work crap
>Gets told to draw and post your own
>Obviously can't draw just post lame picture, yeah that'll show em.
Are you sure your eighteen?

>>31606572
14, just finished them this morning. Started yesterday evening.

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>>31607084

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>>31605184
Keep going!

>>31607126
That's all I have. For now. Later will be sigg and anon.

>>31603333
>checked
Is that image real

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Make your pistol happy. Get appendix holster.

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>>31602381

>>31607090
That answers my question.

>>31607311
I ended up confusing that with the storm cx4.
>ccing a carbine in your appendix
>"take that John Browning, you smug fuck!"
>you say, unable to bend over lest you gut yourself against the charging handle

For those who missed the story prior: http://pastebin.com/55tZSyAB

Anon!
>Alice suddenly goes to her human form to get her action off my thumb. She hugs me, repeatedly asking if I'm okay, and that she's sorry.
I'm... I'm fine. Just stings a little.
>She continues to have a horrified look on her face.
I'm so sorry, Anon, I just...
>She sighed as I calmed her down.
Hey, it's okay.
>Suddenly, a thought pops into my head.
You seem awfully concerned about me.
>Her pupils widen a bit behind her glasses, and she grows a blush.
I just don't want to hurt you...
>baka.jpg
>She then goes back to rifle form as I walk out the door, beginning my trek into the woods.

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>>31607574

>>31605880
sauce?

>>31606239
At least the anime guys stay in their thread, pol fucks shit every board

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>>31607830
http://kamezaemon.tumblr.com/

>>31607852
I'm so tired of seeing "Cuck" this and "Trump" that everywhere I go on this goddamned site.

>>31607793
>About a couple miles out, I begin to pitch up a shelter made out of a tarp. I make sure the area is clear before I pitch it, mainly because I don't want soggy clothes in this cold weather. I unroll my surplus sleeping bag lined with down, Alice helping to set up a fire ring. She places numerous rocks in a clearing, using an e-tool she has in her combat kit to dig a small hole.
That good, Anon?
>I look over and nod, continuing to set up the shelter. Once it's all set up and stable, I smear it with mud and pile branches and snow on to camouflage it, the black not showing through in most spots.
>I set out with my rifle to get some good kindling and firewood, finding that all of it is soggy on the ground.
>I grumble and try to find s solution. Then, I look up at the dry twigs and branches of the upper trees.
>Bingo.
>I sling Alice over my shoulder, leaving my backpacks at the foot of the tree. I begin to hack at the branches, until I hear a deep roar below me.
>I look down, and about 15 feet below me is a black bear, pawing at my pack a bit.
>He looks up and growls, clawing at the tree.
>Then the motherfucker starts climbing.
>DEFCON1.gif

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>>31607868
Politics always has a way to infest in whatever topic is presented unfortunately, especially this election

>>31607914
Don't you dare stop

>>31607914
>I quickly raise the M1D and shoulder it, remaining perched on a sturdy branch.
>Let my aim be true, O John Garand
>I fire twice, my ears ringing like hell.
>The bear falls down, a bloody trail down the tree.
>In a panic, I dump the whole clip into him, the PING barely heard over the ringing of my ears.
>It's dead, it has to be dead.
>I slowly, carefully climb down, jumping at the slightest noise.
>Okay, it's dead.
>Once I reach the bottom, Alice forms beside me.
Fuck, Anon... that was both intense and very pleasurable...
>I don't respond for a few seconds, waiting for me heart rate to calm down.
Let's go back to camp...
>An hour later, night begins to fall. I light a fire with the wood we gathered, and after a small meal of beef jerkey I crawl into my sleeping bag, leaving Alice leaning on a tree.
>Five minutes after I get snuggled in, I hear an unzipping noise, and a warm body pressed against me.
Can't sleep, Alice?
>She lets out a soft sigh as she zips the sleeping bag back up.
Yeah... I'm more used to warm environments...
>Probably Nam.
That, and I feel safe with you, Anon...
>I look at her quizzically.
Safe?
>She turns her head to mine and nods.
You put down a pissed off black bear, Anon. That's pretty brave of you
>She then decides to press that ass against me, her presumably knowing the certain appendage she's pressing it on...
And I think that commands a little respect.
>She unzips the sleeping bag and begins to strip off her shirt, straddling me as she takes hersjort tanktop off, the firelight causing her breasts to glow in the darkness, and the chilly air to cause her nipples to harden.
Let's see what you got...
>She leans down and kisses me, my hands instinctively resting on her waist...

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>>31608120

>>31608120
>She slowly and seductively unzips my jacket and slides up my shirt, running her fingertips from my pectorals to my waistline.
>I'm left speechless as she begins to unbutton my pants, her blonde hair falling to my hips as she concentrates on her work.
>I'm left in my boxers, my dick straining against my boxers from the attention.
>She bites her lower lip as she teasingly slides back up again, going back to kiss me.
>I feel her hard nipples run across my chest as I undo her belt, hurriedly unbuttoning her pants and sliding them to mid thigh, leaving her in nothing but her rustic orange panties as she kicks the pants off her slender legs.
It's cold, Anon... mind warming me up a bit?
>Her voice is so deep and sultry it causes my dick to throb against her. She smiles and presses her body closer, her tits squishing against my chest.
>I slowly slide down my boxers to let my dick free, it poking out from between her thighs.
>She giggles and rubs her thicc thighs together against my throbbing member, causing me to groan out.
>This girl is going to be the death of my dick, I swear.
>She reaches down, and I can hear the waist line of Alice's panties slide down her thighs and off her legs.
>I can feel her wetness as she sits up and continues to straddle me, my dick in front of her. She begins to softly stroke it as she whispers into the air.
I need you, Anon...

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>>31608120

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>>31608295

>>31607786
>is that a carbine in your pants or are you just happy to see me

>>31608295
i have shorts on and i need to go do dishes

boner prevents this

please refrain from posting thanks

>>31608351
Ignore this faggot, post more!

>>31604845
SBRed SVD.
Thinking SVU?

>>31608295
>She slowly slides it inside her, the tip gently parting her tight folds. She gasps as the tip clears, some shaft following.
It feels bigger than it looks...
>I feel her nails gently poke my tender flesh down there as she guides it further in, until I feel her ass on my legs and her sparse pubic hair on mine.
Anon... I'm gonna start moving...
>Her breathing is more ragged now, and I can see her glasses fog up she slowly raises herself up, then slides back down again.
>Her walls feel like heaven, constrconstrricting around me as she gets used to the feeling.
>She begins to speed up, gentle sounds of skin contacting skin piercing the quiet night air, mixed in with our soft moans as we made love.
>I couldn't bear having her have to do all the work for me. I couldn't just stand by without her feeling what I did. She was my rifle, and I needed to take care of her.
>I sit up and kiss her by surprise, causing her to temporarily halt, her pupils dilating and her cheeks tinting red.
Anon, what are you-
>I kiss her once more to quiet her and gently lay her on her back on the soft down.
>Her legs are on either side of me, her face looking at me, as if she were confused.
>I grab her sides and begin to thrust in, causing her pupils to shrink, and for her to let out a loud, sharp moan.
Oh, god!
>I speed up, sweat dripping from my forehead as I go faster, but all I can see is her beautiful face as she clung to the bottom half of the sleeping bag.
Anon... I... I'm not gonna last much longer...!
>Good.
>I speed up even more, her shrill moans of pleasure like music to my ears as she wraps her legs around my waist.

>>31608469
>She lets put a last moan as she tightens around me and squeezes by waist as hard as she can, her toes curling in as she feels such immense pleasure.
>I release inside her at the same time she did, leaving us both a panting mess as we bask in the afterglow.
>I think my soul went into her with my semen.
>I slowly pull out and hold onto Alice, her continuing to pant as she rests her soft head on my chest.
>She manages to look up at me and kiss me again, our breath intermixing as we pull away.
I've never felt this good before, Anon...
>A soft smile grows on her face as she buried it into my chest again.
I love you, Anon...
>Smiling myself, I nuzzle my head into her hair.
I love you too, Alice...
>I zip up the sleeping bag around us, falling asleep to the soft glow of orange on a blonde haired beauty.
>But just not any beauty.
>My beauty.


So, who all has a boner?

>>31608552
I do

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>>31608582
Holy shit, I'm actually getting recognition from a decent writefag.
I didn't know I was that good.

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>>31608120
>>31608295
>>31608469
>>31608552

>>31608603
I also didn't !

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>Still working on mine
I'm sorry I work so slow.

>>31608630
I guess I have a talent for writing smut.

>>31607311
Is guard mentally ill? He writes too well to be sane

>>31608428
Possible.

>>31608700
Not all writers or artists are insane. Guard did have like two TBIs though.

>>31608777
Two. Platoon mate dragged me down a ravine and i got smashed by a up-armored door

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Fuck I wish I had some artistic talent, so I could at least contribute my own visions to these thread. Fucking odd one out of the family too, as my 2 of my younger siblings are artists, and the youngest has better talent than I ever had

>>31608866
have you ever tried /r/ing anon?

>>31608885
No

So, I may or may not put the M1D story on temporary hiatus.
Anyone got any ideas for a new story? The more obscure the better.

>>31608933
>The more obscure the better

Anon gets a Gyoret pistol

>>31608933
Something triggers Alice's PTSD from Nam and she goes apeshit to protect anon

>>31608951
>inb4 I get to write /mu/fag, the story

>>31608976
What about finding that storage place where H&K Has the stock of G11?

>>31608976
>write /mu/fag, the story
Do it

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>>31608635
One more to show my progress. What I hope resembles the anon-requested RPK is pictured above. Here is the M9A3 another anon asked for.
>currently working on the Galil AR at the moment

>>31608992
I've been thinking about that, actually.
>>31609015
I don't know if I have the talent to pull that off.

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i want a story of a Waffengeist from a brown bess musket being mystified at modern tea bags shit like that

>>31609040
No bolt though, unless you're using the lock as the equivalent. And on that note, where is the Waffegeist in a pistol?

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>>31608976
>/mu/fag gets Title II waffegeist
>and Gyrojet waffegeist

>>31609154
The action or the slide?

>>31609154
>short term memory loss.

Fuck it, G11 story.

>It all started yesterday.
>I work as a record keeper for a storage locker lot.
>It's easy work, but not very well paying.
>Well, one day, my boss told me that since one of the storage lockers wasn't being paid, I should label it as vacant for future records.
>Me being curious, I ask him if I can check the locker out.
Sure, but if you break anything, you buy it.
>He gives me the key, and I walk over after my shift.
>I open up the storage locker, and I see a bunch of crates with German letterings on them, along with 'Heckler und Koch' printed on them.
>wat
>Since the items in the locker were now officially fair game, I look further.
>I open up one of the crates, and what I see is something I couldn't prepare for.
>It's a G11 with the signature scope on it, encased in packing peanuts.
>It looks brand fucking new.
>I pick it up to see if it's real and not some airshit copy.
>Oh, it's real all right.
>I carefully set the G11 on another crate, digging deeper to find a ton of magazines, and shitloads of ammo.
>Holy fucking shit.

>>31609206
Ahwwwww... here we go!
>buckles up
>tray table in the upright and locked position

>>31609204
Where was it?

>>31609206
Yas yas yas, moar moar moar

>>31608635
>>31609025
Godspeed anon
>>31609037
On second thought, go for PTSD Alice, I'm curious to read that.

>>31609255
No bolt = no memory
As for your pistol, I don't know.

>>31609287
So for something that doesn't have any sort of bolt at all, like a musket or one of those Liberator pistol, what does that mean?

>>31609309
it means they have no cognitive functions.
or, for shits and giggles:
>Short. Term. Memory. Loss.

>>31609330
so you've got like a six year old on your hands?
>you return home after a long day of work
>you open the door and FP-45 Liberator is sitting on the counter swinging her legs
>"Anon!"
>she runs over to you and you pick all five feet of her

>>31609206
>Unable to contain my boner for prototype weapons, I immediately ask my boss if I can buy the storage locker.
>He shrugs.
Sure, but it's coming out of your salary.
>Fucking worth it.
>I load up the storage crate in my pickup and drive it home with me that night.
>I set it on my coffee table, and pop the latches back open.
>I bring the rifle back out to really get a feel for it.
>It's nice and hefty, but the balance is good. The ergonomics are great, and the scope lines up with my eye perfectly.
>I'm unable to contain my excitement at actually finding something so historic.
>Alas, I needed to use the bathroom.
>As I piss, I head some rustles from the living room.
>huh
>I quickly finish and go to check it out.
>In my room is a blonde girl, nude and crossing her arms over her breasts. She's only wearing a red beret, leaving the rest of her body exposed.
>She had some nice!y thick thighs ans hips, along with a slender belly.
>As I notice her... elf ears, she sees me, and immediately brightens up.
>She ran up to me, hugging me tightly as she began to speak in rapid fire German.
>Good thing I can speak it.
Oh my god, I'm free! I have an owner now! I'm not locked in a shed anymore! I'm not an experiment anymore!
>She began to cry into my shoulder, leaving me dumbfounded as to what the hell she was doing, what the hell she was saying, and why the hell was she here.
Erm... miss?
>She looks up at me with peircing red eyes, filled with curiosity and interest.
Yes?
>I don't really know how to respond, until I see my rifle is gone.
Wait, where's my fucking rifle?
>She cocks her head like a dog, giving me a confused look.
I AM your rifle, dummkopf!
>what.

>>31609275
In due time.

>>31609377
i was going in a more "dory-ish" direction with my idea.
>ooh! wha' a pretty field!
>why is it so loud?
>oh those men are all dressed up in matching red!
>snappy!
-click! Pow!!!
>oh what a pretty field!

>>31609455
sounds cool, if a bit difficult to do, especially to avoid being repetitive

>>31609455
I think it'd work better if it just lost a random but small fraction of her new memories, like for every minute she'll lose a random 5 seconds.

>>31609437
>I slowly come to realize that she's some kind of manifestation of some kind of ghost or something from the gun.
O-okay... Why are you naked?
>She looks around herself, then touches her beret.
I'm not TOTALLY naked... But to answer your question, I'm a prototype, I don't see any field use, so I don't need clothes!
>She appears to be completely oblivious o the fact that you shouldn't be naked in front of other people you don't know.
Besides, a lot of people say I look good.
>She does a turn, causing her hair to flip around, and let's me see her ass for a slip second.
>She goes back to clinging on me.
So, what now, since you're my new owner?
>I just blankly hold her back to keep her happy.
Uh... I don't know...
>She just giggles and drags me over to the couch. Christ, she's stronger than I thought.
You certainly liked feeling me over, so I think it'# only fair I do that to you!
>Before I can protest, she's already running her impossibly smooth hands over me.
>It's like she's never felt a real human before, shit.

>>31609480
>>31609518
im starting to like the ditzy af opinion more and more now.
>>31609437
>only a red beret
ill be needing a sock

>>31609562
>it's like she's never felt a real human before
>shit
how in the good lord's name would that be "shit"?
imagine the dirty things you could do to that.. reciprocating magazine of hers

>>31609562
>She slides her hands all around, inspecting me like I'm some kind of alien.
>Then again, to her human contact probably is alien to her.
>This is arousing, too arousing.
>So arousing that I get a half chub.
>In the mist of G11's exploration, she brushes against it with her arm.
Huh? What's this?
>oh no.
>She crouches down in front of me, looking at the mysterious bulge.
>She goes a bit cross eyed looking at it, and decides to find out what it is.
>She unzips my pants and pulls down my underwear, reaching in and pulling out my semi-flaccid cock.
What is this? Some kind of cleaning rod?
>She starts to figure out the motion of the foreskin, and she softly strokes it up and down, intently staring at it.
This is the wierdest cleaning rod I've seen.
>I'm at maximum hardness by this point.
>She shrugs.
Might as well clean myself.
>She just up and swallows my dick into her mouth.
>She begins to try and talk around it, sending vibrations down it.
>oh god this is too good.

>>31609455
Hmm, Wouldn't the breech/toggle and action type of the pistol or the work as a way to replicate something like the bolt. I know the Deagle has a geist considering she has her own rotating bolt for her gas operation

>>31609739
God damn it dude, I just fapped to Alice. Why must you give me another boner? Continue though, and for thr love of god, fix that pastebin, you literaly have the whole thread copied there.

>>31609739
garand yis

>>31609739
>She then rears her head back and slams her head back on my dick, repeating it for a while.
>I can't take it anymore and cum, filling her mouth with my jizz.
>Oh god, the look on her fa-
>wait what.
>She simply pulls back a bit, and seems to be tasting it a bit before pulling away completely.
That tastes good, whast is it? Some kind of lube? Cleaning solvent?
>My mind is a bit cloudy from her blowjob.
Yeah, sure...
>She nods and continues to inspect my now flaccid cock.
Hey, don't go! I'm not clean yet!
>She slips it back into her mouth and begins to suck like crazy, trying to get more 'lube'.
>I can see her stroke me at the base to try and coax me to cum again.
>She keeps doing this for 2 more times, sucking me dry for lube.
Now for the internals...
>She stands up and sits on my lap, grabbing my dick and slipping it inside her vagina.
Hey... Mister, this feels really weird...
>Okay, stop, I'm fucking spend
I like it though!
>She begins to ride me like nothing else, bringing her thick ass down on my dick to squeeze more out of me.
>JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WOMAN IM FUCKING DYING HERE

>>31609275
Thanks fellow anon!
I want to show you a bonus preview pic, but I don't want to give the whole drawing away.

>>31609962
No worries, I'm very patient considering I'm a slow drawfag myself

>>31609938
>>JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WOMAN IM FUCKING DYING HERE

I lost it

Guys help
I'm starting to like Shimekaze

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>>31609938
>.

>>31609938
>She brings her ass down even more, riding me as hard as she can.
Come on, how long does it take for this to dispense?!
>HOW ABOUT ONCE YOU STOP FUCKING TRYING TO KILL ME BY DEHYDRATION FIRST
>She forces me to cum another time into her pussy.
And now for the last port...
>She spreads her ass wide, sitting on my dick and riding it again.
>JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I MIGHT CUM BLOOD THIS TIME STOP
>Her ass is so nice though...
>She suddenly stops and gets off of me for some reason.
>Fucking finally-
>And now she's on the floor, spreading her ass.
Hey, could you pump it's bit? I'm getting s little tired...
>I can't argue with that ass...
>I go up behind her, weak in the knees, and begin to thrust as hard as I can.
>I'm holding onto her ass to keep myself stable.
>She groans and spreads her legs a bit from the poundings.
>With the last bit of strength I have, I cum.
>Then, I pass pout, and everything goes black.
>She just stole my soul, I swear.

>>31609938
garand slow down bitte

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>>31610080

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>>31610080
>JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I MIGHT CUM BLOOD STOP

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>>31609938
>>31609739
>>31609562
have a doodle

>>31610040
no lewding destroyers

>>31610130
>>31609437
why does she have elf ears garand, are you some sort of eldar lover?

>>31610130
>>31610118
>>31610100
>>31610098
I am become Garandfag, buster of nuts

Sweet fuck k I can only beat off so many times in one night.

>>31610158
Alright, I'll lay off a bit, I just came so hard I hit my fucking glasses with it.

I don't know who's fault it is, mine, our you guys for egging me on.

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>>31610181
>Garandfag's face when writing lewd Kraut space magic raifu

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>tfw only one not enjoying Garandfic
Welp, nice knowing you all, I guess.

What have I done.

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>>31610223

Hey I'm pissed off by all this middle-school tier fanfiction too.

>>31610181
sure... blame the mob.

>>31610157
See
>>31609437
>As I notice her... elf ears

>>31610232
>>31610223
Hey, if I get recognized to the point Guard makes a doodle of one of my stories, I have to be doing SOMETHING right.

>>31610223
Do it on cam, I want to see your brains hit the floor

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>>31610153
I want to lewd the destroyer

>>31610259
I'm not into fapfics, which is really the only thing being done these days.

>>31608339
>The sweaty, slightly overwieght man in mis-matched milsurp looks at you for a moment before eagerly reaching down his pants
>You can only look on in horror as you assume that the autistic manchild is actually going to show you his loaded DNA rifle
>Then, with a smile on his face that you last saw on a man who killed and ate three people, he actually pulls out a fucking carbine
>You can only utter the words "Oh shit" before he blows off you knee cap
>As you lay on the ground in too much pain to scream, he leans over you and whispers
>"I showed you my rifle, now I'll show you my gun"

>>31610282
Eh, I think they're kinda trite as well, so I'm trying to mix it up a bit.

>>31610282
there was that one fic some one posted about a g3 that wasnt fap material but he died half wat through it

>>31610331
Must have missed it. Darn.

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>>31610282

You should be in /wfg/ if you want stories with plot and not PLOT.

<3 We're friendly over there. Trust.

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>>31610314

Welp, I killed a good thread.

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>>31610381
Can't hurt to look

>>31610331
Did anyone cap this

>>31610485
>>31610331

Are you guys talking about the anon that put HK parts on his PTR and she had an accent?

If so.

http://pastebin.com/U9BXSmqy

This is it.

Some of you want a story that doesn't make you fap, well here's my attempt at one

>You've recently moved into a neighborhood with a subpar reputation for crime, so you've decided to buy a pocket pistol
>After some time searching you end up buying a Chiappa Rhino 200DS, since you love Mateba barrels.
>Of course you don't want to wait for someone to steal all of your shit so you expedite that bitch
>A few days later you pick up your brand new revolver at the local gun store and return home, doing a quick check and placing it on the table
>Being Anon you've unpacked all of your gaming shit beforehand and you sit at your desk on the computer with headphones on
>Halfway in you hear a muffled crash, and deciding it's just some shitty boxes full of your shitty things you ignore it
>Then you feel tugging on your pant leg, and pushing away fearfully from the desk, a tiny little blonde thing, that you can only assume is a girl by the length of her hair is looking at you, tears in her eyes

>>31610522
Thanks

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>>31610278

>>31602465
not that guy, but don't settle the the sketch art. you do have a unique style, just dont get locked into a pattern of repeating this style because it gives (you)'s on 4chan, develop it and maybe post some finished pics at some point

dont think anyone would complain seeing your pics in full color with more detail

did the guy writing the Doom stuff disappear or move to wfg?

>>31610721
Second.

>>31610729
>Doom guy
please tell me some screencaped/pastebined it

>>31610721
>full color

Anon the poor guy cant see shades of colors

>>31610754
not him, but i have it saved to a notepad. can post if its wanted. my laptops a little fucky with screencaps.

>>31610600
Go on. I'll post latest anon & sigg afterwards.

>>31610766
pls post it m8

>>31610766
Pastebin it so it's saved for easy access.


Also did anyone like the Arms of Side from earlier?

>>31610769
shit yes been waiting for the new anon and sigg
>>31610772
you got it komrade. gonna do that in the following post.

>>31610755
Grey is a colour. Just do greyscale.

>>31610278
What the fuck.

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>>31610314

>>31610522
Fuck, that was getting interesting

>>31610793
>>31610772
http://pastebin.com/1EcjNv0e

first time doing shit with pastebin. sorry if i fucked it up.

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>mfw i forgot to design Sig556xi

Fuck. And i need to do 2hus svd patch design

>>31610600
Sorry for the mess...
>She says, looking at you from a kneeling position
>The more you study her the more she looks like she could only be a child, maybe six or seven
>Who are you? You ask, a bit frightened that a child got into your house
I'm your revolver...
>She says, her gray eyes looking into yours
>You take a moment to process things, and then quickly get up to check on your Chiappa.
>ohshititsgonezo.jpg
>You return to where the girl is, who is now sitting on the floor
>You're still a bit confused, but get a bit curious,
>S-so you're the gun I just bought?
Yes signore... is there something wrong with me?
>She gets a fearful look on her face
>N-no...!
>You don't know how to proceed
>Are you... hungry or something?
>The little thing nods and gets up, and you get a full view of her ensemble
>She's wearing a large sweater, maybe too large for her, and sweatpants, that seem an ok size
>She walks up to you, and puts her tiny hand in yours, holding onto your fingers
>You walk out into the rest of your apartment, past the living room and into the open kitchen
>Making your way over to the cabinet you open it and realize you don't even have any food in the entire apartment
>A thought enters your head: What do guns, or whatever the girl is, eat?
>That doesn't matter though, you still need to get food for yourself, so you turn to the toddler, who you probably have to give a name sooner or later
>I need to go to the supermarket, are you OK staying here... by yourself or whatever?
No! Let me come with you!
>She says, running over to you and grabbing your leg.

this is my first /ak/ writefag and i'm still confused on how waffengeists work and shit
does your gun disappear or whatever when they're in spooky form? what happens when you put them in a holster?

>>31610867
thanks m8

>>31610522
That was pretty good.

>>31610906
no problem. i should probably just upload all the shit i have stored.. which isnt much admittedly.

>>31610926
pls do it

>>31610886
http://pastebin.com/r6REt9Gt

does a good overall job of explaining it. your writing style is good and the story is flowing well. relax man.

>>31610796
>fifty shades of guard

>>31610963
>50 shades of Guard
>Its the shades of red his race turns as he screams at you for bad shooting posture and poor performance at hitting 200yard targets

I would get wet as shit if he started berating me. Nothing better than being a brat and him throwing those lewd girl drawinf knife hands

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>>31611060
There are no girls on the internet
>>31610963
NO

>>31610886
Keep going.

>>31610963
>>31611060
>50 shades
BLASPHEMY AND HERESY

>>31611060
>lewd drawing knife hands
>literally just screaming obscenities as he draws knife hands on sheets of paper, balls them up, and throws them at you

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Just another day
Fair warning I don't think this one came out all that well.

>you yawn before you unlock the front door and slip inside
>work sucked but at least you're home now
>hopefully things will be peaceful
Sie sind dumme und falsch!
>then again god hates you
Jedenfalls bin ich eine echte Waffe. Ich war im Krieg mit Stolz!
>yep god definitely hates you
>you sigh and head towards the yelling
>you figured it'd be okay to bring a K98 home
>you figured since back then Waffegeist were pretty rare, the rifle would be a normal rifle
>NOPE
>your K98 was not only a genuine former service rifle but also had a Waffegeist inhabiting it
>of course Sacha, your Sig556's Waffegeist was pleased she wouldn't be sharing space with a useless slav whore
>her words not yours
>sadly Hazel, the K98's Waffegeist, wasn't exactly a cheerful or friendly girl in regards to Swiss "fence sitters"
>as you get closer to your gun room the yelling goes back and forth between English, German, and a dash of French
>Sacha. Hazel. The fuck are you two on about?
>you ask now thoroughly annoyed
SHE STARTED IT!
>oh boy, here we go

>>31611211
>Started what exactly?
>you ask as you kick off your shoes
>immediately both women start giving reasons why the other is to blame
>One at a time, damn it!
>you shout over them then collapse in your chair at the work bench
This little bergziege had the impudence to suggest the K31 is a superior rifle to myself!
>Hazel quickly states with her arms crossed while glaring at Sacha
>you blink then look to your Sigg's Waffegeist
The K31 has been shown to be a more accurate rifle several times. It's nothing to be ashamed of, you know.
>Sacha says with a smirk
>to which Hazel growls
>Most K98s have seen more action and the ammo is more common. While almost all the K31s one can find are in very good to pristine condition. Both rifles are superb examples of European engineered bolt action rifles and are aesthetically pleasuring. And even though you're a semi auto, Sacha you're still probably one of the more accurate rifles out there. However, since all rifles are designed with different specs in mind this entire argument is pointless.
>you say flatly letting your irritation show before you start to rub your forehead
>as you try to massage away the beginning of a headache you become aware both of the girls have gone quiet
>looking to them you see they're both blushing slightly, fidgeting, and looking anywhere, but at you or each other.
I suppose you have good point, mein Hüter.
>Hazel says sheepishly looking away
Eh, we kinda did get carried away with our discussion.
>Sacha says having the decency to at least look a bit ashamed
>Now apologize to each other. I won't have you two arguing over everything.
>Sacha rolls her eyes but extends a hand towards Hazel
You're a good rifle. Sorry.
>Hazel hesitates for a second then shakes the offered hand
Ja, as are you.
>Good. Now start kissing and lose the clothes.
>you say with an ear to ear shit eating grin
PERVERSER!
>both women yell at you red in the face

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>>31611181
>Tfw you will never make a guy burst into tears while drawing his raifu lewdly and just screaming how he will never be good enough

>>31610947
thank you buddy

>>31610886
>You stare down at the top of her head and begin to pat it
>Ok.. but sooner or later you're gonna have to stay home
Ok ok!
>She says excitedly
>You look through all your moving boxes and eventually find the 9mm ammo, and pick up the toddler, eventually finding yourself holding your original revolver.
>The transition is a big freaky, and you need a few minutes to confirm you are in fact holding a revolver and not attempting to put 9mm Parabellum into a small child
>You pop out the cylinder and load the rounds, pressing the cylinder back in line and realizing you don't have the right holster for the revolver you just stuff it in your waistband and pull your shirt over it
>You make your way onto the streets and begin a walk to the supermarket, reaching it after a few minutes
>You return home with bags of TV dinners, chips and drinks,
>Pulling Chiappa out of your waistband and suddenely seeing a little toddler appear still frightens you, but you might get used to it
What did you buy?
>She asks inquisitvely, unable to look over the counter
>You put all of the food away and pick up Chiappa and put her on the counter. The sleeves of her sweater are longer than her arms, giving her an adorable noodly appearance
>How was being CC'd?
I liked it very much signore, I hope we could do it again
>She says with an adorable smile
>You pick her up and the transformation is a lot more seamless for you. You pull out the cartridges and place Chiappa back on the counter.
>Hold on a second, I'm going to do a bit of research.
>You sit at the computer and look up only what you could
>"Help my gun turned into a girl what do I do?"
>After some quick reading you rub your faace
>All of these stories of slutty Slavic guns, the really angry German guns
>You get stuck with a six year old
>You can't fuck your own gun

>>31611265
Chiappa chan would have a little horn. Monster loli best loli

>>31611285
but guard-chan i don't want to give her a horn
i might give her a dick

>>31611296
Anon its a chiappa RHINO. She must have a horn

>>31611304
how do i give a toddler a fucking horn

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>>31611315
>making a revolver a toddler

>>31611304
second for horn or something similar.

>>31611265
>you can't fuck your own gun
i shouldn't be this relieved hearing that line in a story about a handgun.

>>31611331
>>31611315
>>31611265
Make her like 10 or 13 anon, toddler is like LCP tier smallness and the Chiappa Rhino is a robust little revolver.

>>31611265
>signore
Dude. It's señor. My only complaint.

>>31611315
You don't
That's autistic as fuck

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>>31611315
Except ya know. Make her not a titty monster.

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>>31611432
Ahhh yes because a fat tittied 13 year old monster girl would be a horrible thing indeed... yes...

>>31611451
At 13? No. At 7? Yeah

>>31611388
I'm not Italian, so if anyone wants to help me put Italian words in this, I'd love that.

>>31611363
fine

>Night falls and you rub your eyes. Reading stories about living G3s and the seven foot tall PTRS girls tires you out something firece. And it gives you a wicked boner occassionally, which you aren't proud of.
>You slide into your bed with all the grace of a wingless swan and close your eyes.
>Eventually your blissful sleep is broken by Chiappa tugging on your sheets.
I heard something...
>She says with fear in her voice, her eyes glistening in the night
>You roll out of bed sluggishly and pick up Chiappa, and she seems quite a deal heavier
>You stalk through your dark apartment, turning on lights as you go, checking your corners
>Eventually after opr8'n your entire apartment, nothing turns up and you put down Chiappa
>You rub your eyes again and stare. She's different. Not only is she taller but she's... more developed. Like, post-pre-pubescence. And is that a horn?
Is there something wrong?
>You stick your hand out and put a gentle finger on the tip of the protrusion, a sizable black spike.
>Chiappa shudders, look at your hand
>You're fully engrossed in whatever it is poking out from her hair and you put a full hand on it, gripping it
>Chiappa purrs slightly, which snaps you back to reality, pulling your hand away and wiping it on your shirt, feeling a bit dirty
S-sorry... I guess there was no one
>Chiappa says, blushing and folding her arms, turning away from you
>You rub the back of your head, give her a pat on the shoulder and return to bed.
>Then you woken up again.
>And again.
>And again.
>At one point you snap, threatening to lock Chiappa in a gun safe and only taking her out to clean.
>Finally you get some solid sleep, waking up late in the morning.

I'm prolly gonna put in on pause for the night, be back maybe in the morning

Oh, also.

Crossposting because there are anons here that like it when I do that.

>>31610580

here's where tonight started. I may add more later so...you know expect that maybe.

>>31611573
>Italian
I thought it was Spanish. Either way google translate helps.

>>31610522
>>31610846
>>31610910
My ears were burning so I decided to poke around in here. I can't believe you guys liked my stuff! My pc crashed so I'm on my phone now.
Here's the next part:
>"you have several in your room"
>choking my cereal
>"what?!"
>"i did not stutter"
>my mind is spinning
>never thought to tend to my rifles as living beings
>they probably hate me
>the girl reads my facial expressions of worry
>"zhey are vell, anon. Very happy. You take care of zhem."
>i do tend to baby them
>"but why can see you and not them?"
>"for a rifle to erm... come alive, it muss be built for a great purpose. I vas built for killing in zhe name of west germany. Your ozher rifles are juss commercial models made without purpose for civilian consumption. Zhey're like pets. Like a goldfish."
>oh wow... she's proud of it too
>"and you had no problems with killing people?"
>"nein. I have no concern with vhat you humans call right and wrong."
>i stare blankly at her
>"right and wrong are juss vords. I yam a weapon und a tool. My job ist to make sure my master stays alive!"
>her hazelnut eyes, shaking and vivid with color, suddenly fade
>she becomes quiet
>i can tell her selector dropped into the "F" position but the sear is gone
>relieved as fuck. Not really
>change topics
>"you former master. Did he give you a name?"
>"i had serial number?"
>"that's not the same thing."
>"zhen I guess not."
>try to think of a name but nothing is coming to mind
>she can earn a name
>decide to ask
>"well will I ever get to shoot you again?"
>she flushes red
>tears well up her beautiful eyes
>"i yam unsure... without mein sear i vill never know true feeling again. It ist a torture to even zhink about! I yam no better zhan your rifles in zhe next room. I might as vell be a pet class gewehr!"
>blinking away tears, "i have no purpose anymore! why vas i even brought back?!"
>just as she's about to break down completely, her face becomes placid once more

>>31611920
Cont.
>just as she's about to break down completely, her face becomes placid once more
>she moves into the livingroom and sits where she originally woke
>"master, can you make me some breakfast?"
>not even fucking hungry anymore
>feel guilty as sin
>make her a bowl of cereal
>she seems to have no problem eating whatever i put in front of her
>her long raven hair obscures her face completely as eats
>good. I could barely stand to look at her like that
>i just wish there was something I could do
>place my hand on her shoulder
>she flinches
>"hey... you still have purpose. You have a new purpose."
>without looking up from her bowl she replied, "oh?"
>"yeah..." fuck im lying. I have no purpose for besides range toy (pet in her eyes)
>"I don't have an auto sear for you yet, but I'm going to get one. I promise!"
>her hand starts to shake and she drops her spoon into the milk
>overcome with joy, she drops the bowl and leaps onto me
>we fall back and she kisses me
>slender arms wrapped around my neck, I can't see a thing through that black hair
>her mouth by my ear "danke! danke! thank you! I-"
>she stops
>her body relaxes over the top of me
>quietly she says "i yam sorry I spilled my bowl. I'll clean it up."
>she gets up and goes to get the paper towels
>i will get an auto sear.
>I promise.

So why are garand and Springfield males while everyone else is female

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>>31602295
>>31603273

>>31611920
>a pet class gewehr
Do you have any idea what you've done?

>>31610223
Meh. I don't care much for it all, but I don't mind it. Let people have their fun.

>>31610884
Guard, how do you organize your reaction pics? You seem to have a lot.

>>31607801
You continue to prove my point.

>>31608623
Kek

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>>31602295

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>>31611079
>There are no girls on the internet
>mfw The Writefag General had a surprise
It made so muxh sense why they're pretty good

>>31612998
So if JT wants to be fluffy, and fal writes smut.

What does that make fal?

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>>31602295
>>31603273

>>31612317
Different era of firearms. If you go further into the reading, you'll also find that the M3 Grease Gun and the Suomi KP/-31 are also males. I can assume that WWII era firearms have both male and female firearm, while the Cold War are composed of females

>>31613005
A pretty great writer, you should see his/her Nam story. He/her never specified, but implied.

>>31613005
don't get carried away, fluffy haircut is only if there isn't more cancer

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>>31613041
Oh no i know im reading it, it's REALLY good.

But you know how girls are here, always intentionally vague if they don't want attention.

But personally i think fal is a girl just by how they type, which sounds retarded, but there's a certain quality to it, I read most of their text as female in my head even before this happened just because of the way they 'speak'

>>31613043
Have you heard anything about that yet or are they just running tests now.

>>31613051
nope. Going to hospital again on thursday, but i just think they are getting the fucking cast off then. i'll head back next week for testing i think. If it is anything, i think it's stomach cancer, and i'm honestly too scared to look up how bad that would be since i'm not sure i have it

>>31613043
>fluffy haircut is only if there isn't more cancer
You'll make it (And you'll get your fluffy hair growing back, too), my mother went through Non Hodgkin's Lymphoma, even though it changed her chemical composition, she was able to grow her hair back.
>>31613051
>But personally i think fal is a girl just by how they type, which sounds retarded, but there's a certain quality to it, I read most of their text as female in my head even before this happened just because of the way they 'speak'
I wouldn't blame you there, writing styles have their way of expressing who's behind the computer. All about the clues and taking things with a grain of salt one bit at a time

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>>31613071
>>31613051
>>31613041
>>31613005
>>31612998

What the fuck is going on here.

>>31613061
Here's hoping it's something unrelated.

But on one end, stomach cancer is far from the only thing that causes what happened, yeah? Never resign yourself to that kind of thing until it's on paper.

>>31613087
>What the fuck is going on here.
Praising this board's two great writefags and questioning whether you're a female or a twink, followed by a side topic of writing and posting styles that aids in the figuring and explaination of who's behind the screen

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>>31613100

I'll make it easy then.

I am an owner of the vahoohoo, but I never thought I was that obvious for someone to read me in a 'feminine' way.

I mean I was practically raised by men, hence why I'm on fucking /k/ and writing a story about Vietnamese people being burned alive by Napalm.

But hey, if that does something for you, it's all gucci friends, I'm just cautious about it 100% derailing things, not unlike JT.

I'm just here to write cool things and hope people enjoy it, yo.

>>31613111
Impressive trips.
>I mean I was practically raised by men
Makes sense, and no worries, you guys are pretty chill unlike the faggots from /arg/ or /brg/

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>>31602295
Is that Atago? No bully my shipfu plox.

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>>31611211
>>31611223
Yes, more Sacha the mountain jew SIG, and now Hazel the... K98? Needs more banter with anon for a nick name
>Good. Now start kissing and lose the clothes.
That was a good way to end it

>>31611573
>>31611620
señor is spanish.

>>31613119
Scoady pls go

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Its guards birthday today, go on tumblr and call him and old man like i did

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>>31613695
you're literally the only guy that did, and i deleted it
> >=(

>>31613111
I'll want you to know, my boner was from detail, not from gender

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>>31613111
>I am an owner of the vahoohoo, but I never thought I was that obvious for someone to read me in a 'feminine' way.

Assuming male till proper identification is aquired Mr.Falfag

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>>31613111
>falfag is grill

GROSS

How am I supposed to jerk off now knowing that??

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>>31612587
>Infantrywoman
>In the RCR
>Unironically wearing issued mortar gloves
MFW

>>31614074
What's so bad about them?

>>31611620
>>31613537
Hey, I'm not Spanish/Italian, so any help would be appreciated. I probably should have done a German rifle...

>>31611573
Oh thank god I slept, my writing was really getting shitty

>You wake up to a bright bedroom, the sun poking up above the skyline. You flex your toes and stretch a bit, eventually pulling yourself from the comforts of the bed
>Yawning as you rub your face and collect yourself, you note that a door would be a good investment for the bedroom, as soon as you get a job.
>As you walk through the empty doorway you begin to think you were a bit mean to Chiappa last night, and should probably apologize with kind words or some pancakes or whatever.
>You also slightly hope that whatever that horn thing you saw was, that it would be gone by today.
>Eventually making your way into the kitchen you see Chiappa sitting on the couch, she seems extremely tired. Her eyes are nearly closed and it's almost like she's snoring.
>You slowly make your way over and nudge Chiappa, trying to get her to wake up or snap out of whatever trance she's in
Good.... good morning Anon...
>She says, issuing a loud and hearty yawn.
>Chiappa, have you been awake all night?
Mhm.
>She nods, a bit ashamed
>Come on Chiappa, you need sleep
But I'm a pocket pistol! I need to be awake to protect you!
>She pouts, folding her arms.
>While she's doing this, you notice it poking out from her forehead, the weird horn thing, still jet black and pretty big, maybe four or five inches of what from last night you could only assume was like bone.
>You almost want to touch it again but remember the debacle last night and don't want to feel lewd again.
>Hey, I have to give you a name other than Chiappa, right?
Y-you don't have to...
>She says, a bit red from the question
>Well... nothing comes to mind right about now, so do you want breakfast?
O-ok Anon.
>You get up and move over to the kitchen, searching your recently stocked cabinets for cereal or something.

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>>31602295
Its an old one but i like it

>>31614307
>Hey, I'm not Spanish/Italian, so any help would be appreciated. I probably should have done a German rifle...
No worries, you wrote it correctly. Italians say Signore, we spanish speakers say Señor
>t. US commonwealther studying Latin languages

>>31610223
Eh, I'm not really feeling the porn-tier reasons for rifleboning either, but it is what he wants to write I suppose.

>>31614307
>You pull out a box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch, a childhood favorite and rip it open, pulling a bowl from another cabinet as you do so.
>You place everything down and reach in to grab a carton of milk from the fridge, opening it and pouring it into the awaiting bowl.
>You follow up with a cascade of cereal, and removing a spoon from the cutlery drawer completes the dish.
>You call Chiappa over and you watch as she walks to the counter and struggles to get onto a stool. She may have gotten bigger overnight but she's still tiny.
>You move behind her and hoist her up by the arms and place her on the stool infront of the cereal
Thank you Anon.
>Chiappa begins to spin the spoon in the bowl of milk and cereal, as if she was in a trance. Little by little you watch her eyelids close and her hand stop.
>Sighing, you pick up Chiappa, who you still need to name and carry her to your bed and slide her under the covers, closing the blinds to keep it dark for her.
>You sit at the counter alone eating cereal, considering everything that's happened. And yet another thought enters your brain. If Chiappa has a horn for being a Rhino and having a prominent front sight... what is her Mateba Barrel?
>A number of lewd thoughts enter your mind that you quickly dispell. You just give up at this point and check your watch. You have plenty of time to do absolutely nothing, so might as well try to find a job.

>>31613789
Happy Birthday, Gaado

>>31614462
I'm gonna take a short break right now

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>>31612653
With any luck, I've opened a big ol' can of worms.
I will continue this story.

>>31614674
Looking forward to your return, RhinoSenpai.

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Haha, it's another good day being worst /ak/ drawfag.

>>31614790
Do be so down on yourself. Fellow drawfag here, you're better than most people. The leading lines on the 74 look fine to me, essentially on the gas block.

>>31613789

Calm down Grandpa.

>>31614790
Looks like its something out of Rick and Morty. And that dude gets paid to draw like that.

>>31614970
Summer is in the military episode