Spoo/k/y

>>31596503
That depends on what I'm dealing with.
Clearly it's not demons. Id have a silver machete ready in case it's a werewolf or vampire, salt by the doors and windows never hurt anyone.

I'd first step out the door and fire a rock salt round in their direction. Establishing if it's a ghost or a demon.

Retreat back into cabin.
Call bobby for help.

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nugget, bayonet, vial full of the tears of children, vlad, what else could you possibly need

Bump for spoopy thread :c

Somewhat related question. Are clowns the new skinwalkers? What's the level of clown activity in your area?

In my area there have been several sightings, but most of them are near the university and I'm pretty sure it's a fraternity fucking around.

An old lady pulled her cc on one, and it ran--not many sightings since then. http://www.sunjournal.com/news/lewiston-auburn/2016/10/05/armed-auburn-woman-scares-clown/2006674

>>31598593
I'm honestly surprised there aren't more reports of a CCer ventilating clowns.

>>31599312
>>31598593
Dressing up as a clown "for the lulz tehee" is fucking retarded. I have a friend that got shot because he tried to prank another friend and wore garbage bags all around his body at night. Guy pulled his glock on him, but fired too early and got him in the foot. They just took the bullet out and it was cool.

>>31600118
Okay, I gotta ask. Because it really matters. What color garbage bags lmao

>>31600134
Black garbage bags. He wore them and stayed in the really dark area of his yard leadi g up to the forest. We then told our friend (who knows about skinwalkers) to go to the side of the forest because we saw something moving. We didn't even know he was cc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6OKAEIQSUM

>>31596503
Ideally? My 12g Winchester 1300 Defender plus custom buckshot rounds with a mix of iron and silver pellets plus a few spoonfuls of salt in between everything. Axe and silver knife for backup/head chopping.
Think that'd be good for most spooky fiends.

Served in the IDF here as a reservist during the 2014 Gaza War.

As is typical Hamas fighters operated from UN positions within Gaza, so we took over a UNRWA facility for a bit to look for weapons/fugitives. We came across a basement that had all these doll heads hanging on a string from the roof. There were also bio-hazard symbols painted all over the walls.

UN does some fun shit apparently.

I have a story long time ago where I accidentally met someone out in the woods that resembles the notorious shitposter antman

I could be wrong but the guy was legit unstable