Who /nopower/ here in Mathew?

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>>31593411
shoot them and call the police

>>31593464
There Is no police, nigger. They all evacuated, with the rest of the city. This includes EMS, and other services.

Is there really gunfire?

Lock, barricade doors and windows first. Get any kind of bullet proof vest/armor/pots and pans on you have. Get weapon(s) of choice laid out and loaded. Then, just wait for the first ooga booga you hear at any entrance and pop them. If you have a silenced weapon, use that so you don't attract more niggers.

Record it so we can see.

>>31593482
shoot them and leave a voice mail when you call the police

>>31593483
Yes. For a solid minute I heard a combination of rifle and handgun Fire. Not big firefight tier. But it sounded like someone was returning fire, from the order of the shots.

>>31593411
>>31593482
Nigger you stayed and have no weapons? You deserve whatever fate you get.

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>intense gunfire

>>31593569
Nah. I got my scattergat, and .40 problem solver, but that's it.
>>31593580
Legit.
>yelling
>all of a sudden what sounded like 9mm
>more yelling
>rfile returns fire
>laughinggirls.jpg
>someone else starts shooting
>this goes on for a solid minute like I mentioned before
>stops abruptly, but I don't hear any yelling after
Not sure if someone died, or the agressor ran off? I really dunno honestly

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>>31593621
Well then it's better than nothing, anon. Just remember don't them take you alive.

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>>31593501
I hate tripfags, but leave a voicemail made me kek

>>31593411
I'm sure it's just the local urban gentlemen setting off nightingales to troll whatever leos are still around.
Heaven knows I would.

>>31593411
You have nothing to fear, citizen. Rest assured that Law Enforcement will be there to investigate and prosecute any potential criminal activity at some point. I mean, eventually. They will probably be pretty busy for a while but they will get around to it!

>>31593501

>Officer Joe returns to his Florida
>Goes to the precinct
>Stops as he looks at the door
>There is a pile of dead bodies infront of the door with handwritten notes
>Steps around
>Goes inside
>Checks voice mail
>BEEP
>You have 1832 new Voice Mails.
>"Hello, I had to kill some looter. I tagged him and left him outside at the door."
>BEEP
>"Uhh hey there, some looter tried to get in my house so I shot him and killed him. Left the body outside the door of the precinct. "
>BEEP.

>>31594074
Kekd

>>31594074
Yea, sounds like something Florida Man would do.

Is it bad that I am a little jealous of OP right now?