Why doesn't the army use these? Wouldn't it make soldiers

>edgy hot topic accessory

No thank you.

>>>/toy/

not even giving a (You)

It would interfere with the compulsory circlejerk sessions

>>31589692
someone would inevitably forget they had it on and go to scratch their sack

>>31589692
The army is not 99% grabbing people and tearing open their stomach with your gauntlet covered hands.

It's not even 1% of army life, or even combat.

>>31589692
classic question by the classic mum's basement boy

>>31589692
Because army grunts aren't skilled enough to use them. Navy SEALs probably use them though. I have two I've been practicing and I'm pretty sure I could kill the average person in a fight if I had them on me. Can't imagine the hell a SEAL would inflict.

>>31589692
Nah its only used by DELTA on night raids. They use it to pluck out the vocal chords of sentries and guards so they can't scream for help.

>>31591686
Kek
>belly shake

I wish there was some way to reply to b8 threads without bumping them

>>31591723
newfag

>>31591778
I think you're the newfag friend

>>31591821
ok retard

>>31591840
What does Global Rule 7 state newfriend?