why is Delta circlejerked so goddamn much around this board?

>>31577916
They do their job without having to post about it on Facebook afterwards.

Because they have graduated to a point of operating where 99% of their job isnt operating.

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>>31577955
What

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>>31577963
Most of what they do is hang out with locals, do drugs with them, and tell jokes. They have transcended the need to kill the enemy.
Arter killing several hundred of them, they realise "oh wait, I can just go smoke opium with them, get sweet loli pussy, befriend them, and convince them not to fight us".

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>>31577990
Pretty sure you have Delta and regular SF mistaken bub.

>>31577990
There's a whole Sun Tzu quote about this kind of thing, but I can't remember it

>>31577990
Those are green berets bud.

>>31577916
Because they are tier one who doesn't brag and gets shit done. Basically what seals use to be before they discovered book deals.

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>>31578083
heh.

>>31578079
I dont think they are, but if they are you are further proving my point. Green Barets' job description is basically to go kick it with the enemy, show them we are total dudebros too, and that we should all just blaze it and get along.

>>31578079
How does a green beret smoke opium, smash lolis and convince villages not to fight? My beret only sits on my head.

>>31578128
>How does a green beret smoke opium, smash lolis and convince villages not to fight?

They don't have autism, if they did, every foreign internal defense mission would end with a green on blue after they REEEEEEEE about a goatfucker saying clip instead of magazine.

>>31578151
I wonder if they do accept autists, they just keep them away from negotiations

>>31578013
nah that baseball cap is on wrong. Not Cag.

>>31578151
I think you missed the joke.

>>31578347
Sorta goes against the point of their job role of interacting with locals and winning them over

>>31578354
I think you have autism.

>>31578375

Don't we all?

>>31578107
Nah dude. They don't hang with the enemy.
They hang with locals that are fighting our enemy.
They train rebels to overthrow a shitty establishment.

>>31578151
That joke went right over your head m8

Who do Delta wear those black helmets? Why don't they wear regular helmets?

>>31578107
>>31577990
>>31577955
Source: Someone who doesn't know the difference between SOF and isn't aware of tier 1 door kickers.

>>31578448
See
>>31578375
There can be multiple layers of a joke, which I know can be difficult for certain types of brains to deal with. The original "joke" is that hats can't do things. The follow on comment is pointing out that only a retard would bother to point that out as all rational people can tell when green beret refers to a person instead of headwear.

>>31578464
Because it was the early 90s and Fast-style bump helmets wouldn't exist for over a decade.

>>31578365
I suppose, but couldn't they just tell him to shut up until it's time to do whatever he's autistic about?

>>31578019
“Hence to fight and conquer in all your battles is not supreme excellence; supreme excellence consists in breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting.”

>>31578581
Yes, that's the one, good job

>>31578104
Whats the verdict on this guys books? any good?
I'm assuming entirely off the main characters name they're balls to wall retarded (hopefully in a good way)

>>31578804
He has one about Bin Laden which is non-fiction, didn't read that one.
Then he has 4 books about a fiction Delta operator. In book 1 he is PNG'd and works as a contractor only to go on some suicide mission. Book 2 has him back in the Delta. All 4 books are connected and share characters and are referenced in between. Fairly realistic, no crazy hollywood shit. He said that most of situations are either something that he did with Delta, or something that he planned and was ready to do but didn't get the green light from the JSOC.

Honestly, some of the best /k/ shit ever, strongly recommended. Literally made for Delta fanboys.

Here's all 4 books in epub format:
https://www.sendspace.com/file/ns2o47

>>31578079
You know delta is part of SF right? So delta operators are green berets.

>>31578905
Delta is technically not even in the fucking army you twat.

>>31578909
Sure buddy. But we know that it is.

>>31578941
What you don't know is that SF and SOF is not the same.

>>31578905
>>31578941
no, it's fucking not. the name is a relic from when it was established in the 70s. it is not and never has been part of the special forces battalions and you don't know what it is. you don't know anything at all.

it's not even called delta anymore. fucking retard.

>>31579189
>it's not even called delta anymore.
What do you mean "anymore"? Delta was never an official name, just a shorthand.

>>31577916
Because the underagefags on /k/ think seals are too "mainstream" and that nobody knows who delta is so it's cool!!!1

pat mac is so bada** XD

>>31579254
>disliking Pat Mac of all things

You are now just an edgy contrarian

>>31579211
special forces operational detachment delta has not been called special forces operational detachment delta in years.

>>31579254
>dissing Pat

Im sorry you dont lift or shoot anon.

>>31578581
THATS THE ART OF WAR
DADADADA

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>>31579254
Yeah I now have a boner for these guys. Nobody gives a shit about the ISA.

>>31579446
because nobody even has a picture of ISA and nobody even knows if they work in teams or what

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>>31579446
kek shit taste detected

>>31579254
gayest post of the year

>>31577936
>They do their job

>Get killed in plane crashes in Iran
>Get killed in Mogadishu by literal subhumans
>B-but.... they rescued that one shitskin k*rd lady from an undefended Iraqi brothel

wow such heroes

>>31581844
>get killed in Iran

Literally happened right after they were formed.

>get killed in Mogadishu

The odds were overwhelming and they didn't have much support, but they still mananged to fuck up a ton of dindus.

>>31581942
face it: their only accomplishment is killing the goatfucker farmer running that one ISIS brothel

>>31582007
Lol no. They push people's shit in wherever they go. They just don't brag about it like SEALS do. Please tell based Pat Mac or Vinning that they haven't accomplished shit.

>>31578347

Considering that cross-cultural communication is one of the vital functions of Special Forces, no, autism is not allowed.

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>>31579254

>>31582007
I wonder why we hear so much about seal accomplishments, it's like as if they write entire books about every single mission that's suppose to be secret.