Tornado

Kansan here. You go outside and take pictures. Also spot the non Kansans panicking. I'm about 90% certain if enough smart phones are aimed at the tornado, it'll go away. They're shy and don't like being looked at because everyone freaks out at the sight of them and they have insecurity problems because of it.

>>31576790

Now I want to fuck shy tornados

This is what you do /k/, this is what you do to me

>>31576771
You get Mike Ditka to kill it

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>>31576820
A-am I kawaii, anon kun?

>>31576882

big spinning slut, sucking in everything you can

>>31576771
Throw a nuke into it

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>taking shortcut through an alley
>tornado appears demanding my wallet
>fortunately for me i have taken 6 years in taekwondo
>act like im reaching for my wallet
>suddenly perform a swift head-high kick
>tornado breaks in half
>come to the realization of what i've just done
>now there are two tornado
>mfw tornado wins every time

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Good Ol' /k/

>>31576771
You bait them with mobile home parks placed a ways out of town.

>>31576771
10mm

>>31576771
Ive always been curious if you blew a nuclear bomb up inside a tornado/hurricane or tidle wave if it would break it up or just cause a big as radiation storm like some shit out of fallout.

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>>31580490
>nuke tornado to stop it
>tornado absorbs it
>now you have a nuclear tornado

Grade A plan there genius

>>31580490
A nuclear bomb would not have enough energy to dissipate a hurricane but would be enough to dissipate the supercell fueling a tornado. It would be awesome to see but would be way worse than just letting the tornado run its course.

>>31582218
i cant wait til we start exploring the universe and regulate certain planets to bomb testing.

>>31576771
Throw millions on double edge razor blades into it

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Lasso and wrangle it, then turn it against your enemies.