REMOVE ANTLER

>>31572995
Have you tired weaponizing ants?

>>31572995
Fireworks not aimed directly at them

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how about "loaded" hotdogs?

>>31572995
Get a dog, deer hate dogs.

Or leave open cans of tuna fish out. Deer hate tuna fish.

> Camo in vegetation
> Wait for Deer
> Pounce at Deer when it gets close
> Fuck Deer in front of the others to prove dominance
> If they come back you have a Deer harem.
It's a win/win

You could try shooting 12 gauge bear bangers at them

Pellet gun.

Just enough of a sting to make them fuck off for good.

>>31573023
He has a dog, but it's hurt.

>>31572995
Scorched earth tactics. Burn it all down.

>>31573136
Patch up that dogger anon

>>31572995
Have you tried shooting them with an actual gun?

>>31572995
>without killing or seriously wounding them.
Just get a gun.

Poison the water supply

improvised fireworks landmines

go big or go home

>>31573162
He should be good in a couple weeks, thanks bud

>>31573603
>>31573588
Have both long guns and pistols, but I live in the suburbs so can't shoot the bangsticks

Potato cannon. If it kills one, make a stew.

>>31572995
I know people who have similar problems, and they use paintball guns. They pack enough of a punch to scare the shit out of the deer, but not to seriously hurt it.

22lr suppressed with sub sonics

That way no neighbors or anyone hears it

>>31574920
This

Shit works wonders. Just make sure they can't get to you from wherever you're shooting them from or they might get angry and you'll be that one faggot on the news who got mutilated by a herd of deer.

>>31574568
>but I live in the suburbs so can't shoot the bangsticks
Collect a bunch of dog fur or human hair and sprinkle it around the perimeter of your property. That makes it smell like predators and the deer will nope the fuck out and never return. I did it to my grandma's garden years ago and they still haven't come back.

>>31574968
Remember, No Russian.

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>>31574968
I knew this day would come