Patches

>>31564410
I'm thinking of doing a mock-up for a "T-Zone Hard" patch tomorrow. Any interest?

WHERE CAN I FIND [Patch]?? Look here http://pastebin.com/cXZTGafD

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>>31564250
>Crimson, how are those orders coming?

Got stuck at the Tire Shop a lot longer than anticipated yesterday so no orders went out. On the upside I finally connected my shipping app to the store which has greatly streamlined the process. I apologize for long wait for some of you guys, things got really backlogged for a couple weeks there.

Now that I'm (FINALLY) able to use prepaid labels again I can just drop them off even after the post office is closed like before. I'm currently working on the 50+ orders still pending. All patches/buttons/stickers will ship out tomorrow. Gas masks, Basic Operator Kits, APO/FPO and International orders will ship out Thursday/Friday.

Most of you guys will get your tracking numbers tonight.

>pic semi-related

>>31564412
That's what my rear tire looked like. These r̶o̶c̶k̶ ̶i̶n̶f̶e̶s̶t̶e̶d̶ ̶G̶o̶d̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶s̶a̶k̶e̶n̶ ̶t̶r̶a̶i̶l̶s̶ roads are pretty roof, especially on old tires.

>>31564444
#cuckedagain

So the idea so far with Yuri patch
Sakuya in range gear and Op-chan with hand holding and potential hands down pants.
Though may go for something tamer
still open for suggestions,

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>>31564507

>>31564410
>Completely forgot the fucking OP
>The OP is literally one fucking link
Jesus fucking christ my years of vg autism are starting to pour out

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Saw pic related on the facebook
kekking ensured
Gonna modify it and try to make it into a patch
cuz clowns are scary

>>31564403
>>31564457
>>31564370
>>31564425
I like these

>>31564546
I fookin hate clowns

>>31564444
>4444
UUUU
WITNESS THE GREAT DESERT KING

>>31564507
I'd buy two of yours and two if what NEET is working on.

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>>31564558
>tfw there is a service that allows you to hire a clown to stalk someone on their birthday for the entire day culminating in a surprise pie to the face from said clown

>mfw

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>>31564507
>neet and 2hu are making yuri patchs
Life is looking pretty good right now for me

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>>31564626
And so I'll wait

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>>31564394
>find out I can pre-pay for flat rate boxes
>they'll even print my return address on them
>can even have them pick shit up at my place

Shit is gonna ship SO much faster now

>>31564507
>Though may go for something tamer
gif related

>>31564507
of fuck me i need it now

>>31564646
Fal-chan better be up in the bed with you desu

>>31564444
Nice digits.

Hey, is there any chance of an embroidered version of "The House Always Wins" in the future?

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>>31564922
Maybe ;)

Also nice dubs.

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>>31564972
I need it, pls CCM.

>Won an auction for a pistol.
>Sent the auction place an email to find out where my FFL needs to send his info
>The guy who emails me back is named Robert House.

As soon as I saw it, I went looking through your store.
Need an embroidered one though, so make it happen cap'n.
>Or one of the digital printed ones like the ENDO "Monica"

>>31564444
>International orders will ship out Thursday/Friday.
>Most of you guys will get your tracking numbers tonight.

HEYOOO


also check'd

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Whats a good file size to make my patch designs so they dont look like total shit?

>>31565926
Anything above 6x6 inches at 150ppi

>he doesn't have a leaf next to his name
L M A O

What other spice and wolf ones are there? I don't really like the apple shape of the one sold in the crimson caravan.

>>31567173
Wut

>>31567238
There aren't all that many yet, from what I've seen. Id definitely be down to see more made, though.

If you're in a hurry and dont mind if its made of wood, I'm sure you could commission WoodPatch for some fluffy tail work if you have a design available.

>>31565018
Still looking for the Egyptian kek one if anyone has it

>>31567323
>>31567238
If there is more art that anyone wants to put forth I could add it to my "To do list." There's already enough interest for Holo that I'd be happy to do more patches.

>>31567238
I really want to make some
I've had multiple people ask, but I haven't come up with a design that I particularly like

We'll see what happens in the future

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>>31567501
>heard rumor the cover of the book isn't leather
>heard rumor the amazon orders aren't the original 2000 numbered ones
>heard rumor Amazon is the second run and they have no idea when it will be available

Fuck EVERYTHING
We need everyone to cancel their orders so they get the fucking picture
Thousands of lost sales would unfuck them

missed the last thread, if it was addressed there

what's this november 1st, rabbit hole thing over on crimson caravan?

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>>31567576
Didn't need to hear that today

>>31564833
Right most gun

I checked the pastebin but couldn't find anything, but I'm interested in a Bookhouse Boys and possibly other Twin Peaks related patches.

>>31564972
>No reverse NCR flag

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>>31567794
That's me, fuggin love twin peaks

ALSO
Look at the picture

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where are the eyebrows?
I need the eyebrows.

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>>31567488
Tactical holo would be cool

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>>31567907

>>31567841
looks okish. the black borders are way to thick.

>>31567841
Nice.

Got the new book coming at the end of the month, hopefully local postal service won't screw about and get it here quicker than my last patch order

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>>31567576
Well, if I don't get my numbered copy, I'm returning that shit quicker than a MAS-39 during a retreat.

And if you didn't know, it was 2000 books total that were numbered. The author got a few of the first ones, Amazon and other sellers got the rest divided between them.

So Amazon never had 2k to begin with. But at least the other place I got it already shipped it. Just waiting for it to arrive on my doorstep (and I'll dump some photos on the /ak/ threads when it does).

But if that one is not numbered either...

>>31567841
glock-chan sample WHEN?

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Silver wolf

>>31568944
When I do stronk 50bmg to come out with it

>>31569422
>>31568944
Forgot name

>>31567323
Nah, I can make it myself by woodburning. I'll try and scrap together a design, I was thinking of some typical wheat and apple stuff. I want it to be subtle and 'tasteful' whatever tasteful means.

>>31567488
>>31567501
I'll try and make something, it'll be similar to the one already there in some ways, though.

>>31567576
FUCK

I don't even care if its a numbered version, I just want a comfy ass leather book with all the chapters

>tfw even that is going to be sold out within seconds.

>>31569501
I want leather too
Everything else is pretty secondary

>>31567810
Like a reverse US flag waving in the wind? I can consider that.

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Going to see how this looks embroidered

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>>31567841
What is this reference too?

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>>31570034
Pic related

>>31568222
Already told them about it.

>>31570034
so ra no wo to

>>31570034
SNAAAAAKEEE!!!

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>>31567501
>>31567488

What I got so far, anyone else got any ideas? It's extremely bare right now and I would figure you all would have some clue.

>>31571037
Increase the size of the whole thing and add shading detail, then it's still minimal but won't feel bare in a bad way.

>>31571090

Still needs more than that in my opinion, and it's 180 pix/inch right now. I thinned the black lines loads and now am trying to figure out what to add to the bottom or top or something.

>>31571037
Holo: wheat, apples, ale tankard, wolf (obvious), fluffy tail, and her wheat pouch. Would all be good symbols in my opinion.

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>>31571290

I didn't really want to put anything living on there such as wolves or anything too obvious such as a fluffy tail.

Also v2, slightly less shit, also have non-green leaf in case some people don't like it.

>>31564410
>Welcome to Nightvale

This bitch knows whats up

>>31571322

Maybe just make it bigger if you aren't willing to add ears and a tail to the apple or something so obvious.

>>31571322
Wheat needs to be more defined bro

>>31571565
wheat and wheat byproducts are banned

>>31571322
Being discreet is one thing but randomly having wheat and a fucking apple makes people ask questions
You're not hiding anything at that point

>>31571450

Working on version 3 and it's at 360px per inch at 1200x1200 res

>>31571565

What do you mean? Less blurry or less lumpy or? I'm not exactly sure how to shadow wheat as it's such an unusual object.

>>31571770

It's not about hiding the fact I'm an autist, it's about just preference in style. I really liked the older patch when it first came out, but didn't really like the wolf, so I wanted to make a different one. Now I am because I'm bored.

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Much better I think. It fits much better now and they're attached very well as far as I've played around with. The only thing I'm not 100% happy with is sometimes a patch will have two pieces of velcro seamed together, so hopefully you guys are cool with that.

I also cut myself on a razor blade today. So I'm going to need you guys to pay for my workers comp.

Thanks.

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Woodpatch things came in earlier this week.
Swamped with stuff for NYCC so only got the chance to snap a photo now

Love how they came out, though I'm tempted to spray on a layer of shellac. Chance are, it'll reduce the contrast between the burnt and unburnt wood

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>>31571934
>that Kino patch

>>31571934

Try applying some layers of oil before the shellac, tung or boiled linseed, that aught to make the contrast brighter.

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>>31571934
>Rhodie plaque isn't here till tomorrow
>no Spicy Wolf book
>pre paid boxes aren't here till tomorrow
>dank return address stamp isn't here for another week
>Metro isn't here till tomorrow
>no idea on restocks

Waiting is hating

>>31572022
Forgot name

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>>31571962
Honestly, been wanting to do a Kino patch for the longest time. So far have this idea going for me a while back. Still polishing the small bits

>>31571995
Thanks for the tip, still trying to wrap my head around woodworking

>>31572022
Give it time, reason why my came so early was our relatively close proximity to one another

I am extremely upset that I don't have a GiantDad patch with "Git Gud" to put on my rifle bag.

Someone please fix this.

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>>31571565
>>31571450

fucked uploading this up so many times, going to hang myself.

>>31572327

I think it looks good there is just an awful lot of empty space.

>>31572156
Talk to skinwalker, he made the sunbro patches

>>31572327
Way too subtle

>>31572327
Make the design larger to fill the patch surface more, or change the edge of the patch to be a different shape.

Why not give it a more tankard shape, so that covers that aspect of it?

>>31572342
>>31572327
If the image was blown up a bit I'd buy that.

>>31572342
Completely agree, I've been asking what to put in other places.

>>31572366
Meh, I like it. Apples and wheat are very S&W, I do think it needs more to it, and the typical text you see on moral patches could relate to S&W more.

>>31572380
If no one has any other ideas about how how to fill up the empty space I'll definitely make it larger, yeah.

>>31572469
It shouldn't be too busy.
Minimalistic patches are good too, but why not have the wheat be larger, and kinda cross over the face of the apple more?

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>>31572342
>>31572380
>>31572426

Done, hopefully this is large enough.

>>31572527

Eh, maybe tomorrow I'll make one like that, it took me 3-4 hours to make this, as simple as it looks.

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>>31572577
The size looks good like that yeah, I'm sure the thread will be alive for you tomorrow.

Here's a shitty 5 minutes in MSpaint example of what I meant by "tankard shaped" by the way.

I feel like I made it too deep of a gouge, but this is more or less what I had in mind.

>>31572070
I feel like the ear flaps on that hat are too big. Even if that's the size that they really are, they look too big when it's black and white like that.

>>31572703

Ah, I thought something else, that's a lot better than I had thought.

>>31572756
I just see so many that are the plain old shield design for the background, so I figure we may as well make use of the whole patch for the awoo.

>>31572703
that shape wouldn't lend itself well to a patch
Would look very odd

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>>31572727
Yeah, been switching from line art to the good ol silhouette they always use. All that's left is figuring the right quote and overall layout of the design

>>31572993
Could always do a rounded rectangle, and then have the design incorporate the metal band of a tankard at the spots where I made the indents on my example design.

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>>31572993
>>31572703

Still, I'd made a variant version for people who want to make their own patch for it.

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Added some text, I find it kinda funny and it soles what >>31572366 has said.

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Some of y'all wanted to see this

>>31573740
needs to be bigger
those would be tiny

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>>31573752

>>31573752
totally
fucking
ugly

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>>31573873

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>>31573919

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>>31573951

>>31573859

It's 380 pixels per inch, the patch is normal sized. 2.34 by 3 inches.

>>31574031
the words, retard

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>>31574031

Also, I fucked up the centering, so

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>>31574058

r00d

Maybe use that saying they used in the series?

You don't cry into you're poor and you don't laugh until you've made the money?

Or however it goes?

>>31574148
>You don't cry into you're poor and you don't laugh until you've made the money?

I think it's a bit long, and was that a saying? I don't remember it.

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>>31574131
you'll probably want to scale it up a little

you're at the very minimum for letter sizing

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>>31574225

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>>31574242

Get a load of JohnnyIShootStuff over here.

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R8 guys

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>>31574273
I was gonna be kinda mad until I got the joke
Well done

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>>31574219

I forgot which episode. One of the first five.

"We are both of us merchants, and I'll promise you one thing. We will not laugh until we get the money, and we will not cry until we go bankrupt. And guess what? We are going to laugh." (to Holo)

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>>31571934
Best girl.

She is a holy priest of /k/ and /out/.

>>31574335
total slut

>>31574131
LEWD Holo's when?

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Is it possible to get this without the kana?

>>31574370
>is it possible to get a one of a kind patch not one of a kind

>>31574390
>is it possible to ask a seller to produce a product I'm willing to buy

>>31574407
>is it possible to ask a seller to invest a large amount of money into a large order that only one potential person would buy

The answer is no

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>>31574225
>>31574242

Added some color, darkened the background, and bordered the apple. Not sure how I feel about the border around the apple, to be honest.

>>31574370
>>31574407

just buy it and bleach it out.

>>31574425
Thanks, I'll keep my money then

>>31574284
<3

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>>31574358
Now

>>31574446
don't
borders have a tendency to not follow the embroidery well and it looks ugly

I've pulled some strike witches out of circulation because they were horrendous

If I reorder I'm having them remove those lines

>>31574307
>>31574273
whats the joke

>>31574536
the joke is that piece of paper was one of Johnny's patches

As in Johnny's patches are shit

>>31574536
How to make your own patches from Paper

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>>31574511

Then here's the without borders version.

>>31574632
I would remove the lined edge and make it a solid color to denote merrowing

>>31574632
>the without borders version.

so the democrat version

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>>31574644

I have no idea what that means but here it is anyway.

>>31574655

ayyyy.

>>31574708
merrowed edge on left
non merrowed edge on right

it's where it wraps around the edge

put your black line as a border around the entire thing instead of inside the edge

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>>31574806
welp

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>>31574806

Like this?

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>>31574936
yop
Thicker is better since the artist will make it thicker anyway, but you don't need to dick with it if you don't want

>>31574958

I don't even know why I made this to be honest, not like I have a surplus jacket in the first place. Guess I'll just save it for when I do in a million years.

>>31574936
I personally prefer just "Born to Trade" but it's up to you.

Version w/ and w/o text would be nice.

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>>31575159

Without text.

>>31575226
Born to Trade sounds like some tryhard biker

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>>31575226

Without text next*

>>31564425
Fuck, I've had more shit than I anticipated to take care of tonight. I'll have to put that off until tomorrow.

*austrian* I'll be back.

>>31575617
i know the feeling bro, looking forward to it

>>31575226
>>31575245
Shouldn't the wheat have some threads extending past it?

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>>31575643
>>31575617
>have 12 orders that want package art
>have day off tomorrow because the season is starting to slow down
>could stay up and do it
>got bitched at at work and sent home early
>have lost all motivation

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When?

>>31575653

I'm not sure exactly how to draw that, but yeah, it should

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>>31575677
heres some motivation

>>31575702

I still want my fucking "mac tonight" patch.

>>31575702
like 2 weeks ago

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>>31575677
Its all good man, rough days are shit.

>>31575731
I mean the new 3' one

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>>31575713
I already have that one :(

>>31575721
order one

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>>31575753
now?

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>>31575780
>tall shy brown muscle girls
>my fetish

>live in the frozen north of US
>completely filled with short blonde Scandinavians

It's a weird feel

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Gonna try to make this tomorrow.
We'll see how it goes!

>>31575960
I don't understand how people like Hellsing
It's absolutely the dumbest silliest most gookery filled shitshow of a TV show

>>31575975
What part of .454 Casull doesn't give you a raging erection?

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>>31575975

>>31575975
But it's a fun shitshow full of gookery and silliness.

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>>31575762

Got a link? I couldn't find it using jewgle.

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>>31576046

https://www.freewebstore.org/just-the-base/Mac_Tonight/p4120360_16284616.aspx

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>>31576062

Thanks anon, I love you.

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>>31576080

>>31576062
careful with the spoonfeeding
You could get banned even if it isn't your store

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>>31576097

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>>31576113

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>>31576124

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Hey Patch-Bros.

Guard says to message him because "im a fucking idiot"

Do it quick. I want me some THICC patches.

>>31576236
just did
What's up?

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>>31576254

I was just talking to him and he said he lost all your emails and told me to tell you guys so you can get a hold of him again.

That's all.

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>>31576236
he never contacted me in the first place

>>31576416
I have no idea what's going on or what we're supposed to be doing.

But something's getting done.

>>31575702
Mine still haven't turned up ;_;

>>31576416
>>31576462
Guard is a popular drawfag from /ak/. He's pretty cool.
>grouchybadger.tumblr

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>>31576951
I know WHO he is, he never emailed me when he first showed up tho, and that makes me sad.

>>31576958
He's an idiot what do you expect?
Go poke him with stick until he replies.
>captcha: barral roll dr
DO IT!

>>31576951
>Guard is pretty cool
>grouchybadger.tumblr
>Grouchybadger
>grouchy badger
OH GOD NO
THE FLASHBACKS
THE PHOTOS
GOD PLEASE NO
I NEVER WANTED TO BE REMINDED OF THIS
GOD FUCK

anyone have a link to or even a picture of the "stop islamization" patch from a few threads back. I went a few threads back on my phone but can't seem to find it.

>>31577016
EMBRACE THE SUCK

>>31577049
>Grouchy badger
>abhorrent artist
>horrible superiority complex
>Uses "military service" (sitting around like a fucking lard) as a badge of honor
>disgusting wife
I can go on but you get the picture.

Who's working on the kek patch?

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Can't wait for my patches, any news on glock loli? Or samples?

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>>31577019
Found it, can't find where to buy it.

>>31572022
The metro ranger patch is back? Where?

>>31578154
HNGGGGGGGGGGGGG

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>>31578098
glock loli?

>>31564546
Please make this pvc, also could you make a 2017 version too?

>>31578154
perfect!

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>>31575914

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>>31578834
>Not wanting to be the little spoon to an amazon
We all know who the fag is here

>>31575710
i'd say just do a couple of thickish lines extending past, no need to get fancy

Any patch out there that says something along the lines of fight for your raifu waifu and laifu?

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>>31577060
guard has been nothing but nice to us, whats your beef bro?

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>>31577060
he makes things I fap to so I'm not too worried about it

>>31578080
If I can ever find the one I want, me

>>31578290
Should be in today if the mailman isn't a cuck

>>31578834
>not wanting a gril who can meaningfully wrestle with you, but is actually really shy so she's submissive

I think the fag may be someone other than who you think it is

>>31579327
Fuck off Grouchy

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>>31579372
lel u mad

>>31579378
absolute garbage

>>31578844
>>31575914
>implying you wouldnt want a huge muscle girl to spoon and operate with

the fuck r u gay?>>31578834

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>>31579372
>being mad an artist got better
>being mad he is ex military and you're not
>being this mad

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>>31575702
>>31575752
When JewTube decides to send me my money I'll place the order.

>>31579401
>Got better
Same shit that he was drawing a year ago with no signs of improvement, but instead of catering to autists who play plane videogames he's catering yo autists on /k/. Still draws obese women in the style of his "wife", still same face, still can't fucking draw a face.
>Mad at ex mil
Mad at ex "military" acting like MP is some super special police force headass. Unable to take criticism headass.
Still has to shill himself without a name because no one else will do it for him
Head
Ass

>>31579419
I really want to know what channel you have

>>31579433
lol holy crap he is mad, what he do, deny you a commission?

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>>31578098
>>31578396
Later, nothing yet

>>31578834
No no friend, I think you're very wrong

>>31579372
>>31577060
>>31579386
>>31579433
Chiiiill buddy, don't get so angry, its bad for your health, really!

>>31579439
Thanks for the response, Grouchy!

>>31579458
I always forget my name, CURSE YOU MOBILE

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>>31575713
>>31575780
>>31575914
WTF I LOVE TALL THICK WOMEN NOW!?!
Does anyone have more can we more THICC?

>>31579468
>>31579458
what is he so mad about with guard?

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>>31579434
All you're getting from me.

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>>31579546

>>31579401
>being mad you are not him

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>>31579489
the thighs are THICC on this one

Also

>metric FAL
>L1A1 bayonet
>Brit Dogtags

Slightly salted

>>31579567
wew

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>>31579567
BOI

>>31579577
>>31579594
I've had that pic for a long time across probably 2 or 3 computers
I think I lost it at one point and had to find it again which was no small task

One of my favorites, but the metric FAL always bugs me

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oh and this

>fully erect

Does the guy who runs OpSec Industries frequent these threads? Want to know if he has any plans to restock the "Die for the Emperor or die trying"; I need one for my gaming bag of Imperial Guard.

>>31579721
he's been MIA for awhile now

>>31579814
I talked to him on kikebook recently.

>>31579534
No idea

>>31579489
I'm making a thicc patch to come with glockloli

>>31579717
SAME!

>>31579721
Best way to contact him is through his face book page.

>>31579721
>>31579814
>>31579830
I don't know what the fuck happened to OpSec, we talked all the time before, now suddenly he doesn't pick his phone or reply on facebook.

Anyone know if he's kill?

>>31579334
Where can I order the metro ranger patch?

>>31579983
Soon as Fedexbro gets here and I can get them up on the site

>>31579995
>metro
I'm still salty since I ordered one from dmc but never got one or a refund

>>31580000
email me

ANYONE WHO ORDERED FROM DMC AND DIDNT GET ONE EMAIL ME

I have contacts and things that may be able to help you

>>31580006
You're the man! Ok sorry for being annoying , where may I email you at?

>>31580047
[email protected]

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Fucking dank/10

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>>31580094
>read business card
>special offers and early drops
>facebook
>have sworn off facespace

>>31580057
Email sent, thanks a lot

That address doesn't have a typo, right?

>>31580122
>every time

no

>>31580094

I hope you like the extra thing I sent. I usually pick a patch from whoever I'm sending the package and make it in wood for them to have.

But I couldn't get good results with any of the ones you sold so I saw all the strike witch merchandise and wrongly assumed you were a fan.

>>31580131
My bad, just didn't want to accidentally be emailing some rando about metro patches. I emailed you my proof of purchase and what-not. Thanks again, you're incredibly responsive

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>>31580212
I may not have watched the show but I've fapped to enough doujins to say I'm a fan

>>31571115
Fox tail?

So I was gonna keep it a secret but fuck it

I'm giving anyone who got dicked by DMC free Metro patches

Email me with your sale confirmation/payment confirmation from DMC/paypal and I can get it figured out
[email protected]
>no it's not a typo

Please repost this each thread so everyone can see it
Maybe put it in the pastebin, too

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>>31580379
My nigga

>>31580379
I'll put it in when I get a moment

>>31575702
Where do i buy this, and what will shipping to commieland (DK) cost?

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What would you guys think of these as PVC keychains

>>31580470
>no SVD
>no AK
I'd say no, maybe yes for FAL-neechan

>>31580470
yisssssssssss

>>31580483
>not a good enough artist to make up the others

These have been done in the past but they're never in stock and I don't think they ever made them beyond the original run

I've wanted an FAL to hang from my sling mount forever

I found out a company I've used before can do them and they have a sale going on right now

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nutted

>>31580470
>ar-18 and Sig

mein loins

>>31580669
I have to see if the pictures are large enough to work with
I'm sure they can work around it
>hopefully

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>>31580710

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>>31580539
soon

>>31580910
OYA CHUVAK whats the eta?

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>>31580470
Got an STG57?

>be me
>be on subway
>see guy
>Hey, that's a nice jack-- what the fuck
>patch on shoulder
>BATTLE GRADE WAIFUS

Which one of you crazy brown-haired fuckers is this? And what was in that box, Anon?

>>31581023
>parts kits are for sale
>i reeeeely want one
>no receivers
>i want a swiss battle raifu

>>31571428
Agreed
shame it's having to rely on gimmicks to stay interesting recently, the story just feels like epilogue to everything that happened during the election period
I just want Kevin back

>>31580988
Well since I got cucked on everything else I was gonna do today...NOW

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>>31581023
I do not

>>31581065
you mean weapons grade?

>>31581142
>>31581119
got

>>31581065
What train?

>>31581142
Weppuns grade, correct. I didn't take a pic of him.

>>31581228
Subway train in Prague.

>>31581239
What patch?

>>31581254
probably one that says Weapons Grade Waifus

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>>31581069
It's my, bar none, favorite weapon in ARMA III
So fucking sexy
>That bipod
>that heat shield
>That front sight
>That K31 charging handle
>That magazine
>7.5 Swiss
Why can't they just make them in America
Why did obongo in the Congo have to continue the tradition of limiting firearms in America and refusing to lift giggle switch bans
Fuck me

>>31581261
>>31581254
This

>>31581266
If it weren't for Reagan, Bush, and Clinton, we'd have a lot of foreign guns here

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>>31581279
>Reagan, Bush, and Clinton

>>31581335
together they banned all the Ruskie guns we can't get as well as 99% of all the semi autos we can't get

>>31581357
yup... and now im sad.

>>31581357
How they fuck do i buy package art on your site? clicking "package art" that is next to patches don't give shit

>>31581445
I took it down
I have 16 orders that are up to a week and a half old that still need package art
I simply cannot keep backlogging it right now

I'll be putting it back up once these are out

>>31581478
fuck
>tfw i have to go with no package art
really wanted to give you those shekels, goy

>>31581506
you can always wait a few days to order
They aren't going anywhere fast and if they do I'd immediately reorder

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THANK YOU WOOD PATCH GUY

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>>31581510
>you can always wait a few days to order
>pic related
guess i'll just trust you and wait then..

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>>31581542

I'm glad you like it

Oh gosh

>>31570034

Want

Patches, flags, stickers, shirts, everything.

>>31570195

THE LA LI LU LE LO!?

>>31581542
jellin on the 308 chest portrait

>>31581564
don't worry senpai
I never put the full stock on the site

>>31581614
love it

>>31580379
that's pretty fucking cool bro.

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So lads

I looked into what those keychains would cost and they are hella expensive

I guess I need to know what you guys are willing to spend on something like that

>>31582305
I didn't want to force people who'd already paid to pay again
>pic related
>mfw if I had gotten dicked by DMC and had to pay again

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>>31582305
>>31582338
>steal patch
>get everyone on your side for producing a patch people want
>then get everyone on your side by giving them free stuff
>then make it public so you look like a really good guy
>this will all translate into sales

The perfect plan, NEET

>>31582338

$12 each is my max

>>31582399
That's a good starting place
I'm almost certain I could get them cheaper than that, but I'm worried people will want them for $3 which is simply not doable
Custom work takes a custom price unfortunately

I need to do them spaced out as doing all 8 would dwarf Strike Witches by about 2.5x on total cost

>>31579567
Hot damn.
>>31580470
Would buy.


Also I'll be working the patch I emailed everyone about this weekend if I can get a fucking day off.

>>31582464
>>31582399
>>31582338
>>31580470
>think NEET is bullshitting on price
>look it up
>100 pieces at 8 colors
>those have more than 8, but fuck it, I need and easy quote
>$800
>$8 a piece and that doesn't even have all the colors

Holy shit NEET you're not gonna make a fucking dime

>>31582546
it's cheaper than that I assure you, but it is certainly more than patches

>>31580470
Do it

>>31582681
k :3

The lady was just asking if I wanted to go through with it but I had to ask you guys

I'll do Faaru-chan first cause she's muh raifu and I have to pick one anyway

>>31582399
I'd do up to 15 without thinking about it personally but I like keychains and rotating them out so these would be a nice addition.

>>31582464
>people will want them for $3
Those people would be retarded, especially with patches being more than that.

>>31582697

I would do $15 too. If they're released one at a time it's better that way to buy them as they come out.

With Strike Witches I want the whole set but can't drop that dosh on them all at once and buying them one at a time when they're all available triggers my OCD.

>>31582742
>buying them one at a time when they're all available triggers my OCD.

Just save your weekly patch shekels for X amount of weeks and buy them all then

How do you think I could afford your Rhodie plaque?

Oh and do you have the original pic for the Strike Witches you gave me?
Erica looks a little mischevious and I need to see if she's grabbing her tits or just hugging her

>there's a doujin where she's obsessed with the other girls tits
>it was pretty good

>>31582693
As long as you do Faru and Funco, I'll be fine

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>>31582856
>Funco
That's my raifu! Hands off!

>tfw 3 day weekend and the PX just got some Belgian beer in stock
Best shit we've gotten in Korea for a while. Normally it's just shit like Budweiser.

>>31582889
>>31582856
>FNC
someone buy me an fnc

Has anyone noticed if there are new unit patches in Brave Witches yet

>>31582917
I will buy one just as soon as NEET buys my CZ

>>31582889
Mich Golden Light best light beer

>fite me

>>31582917
>>31582941
I was gonna buy one if I wasn't gonna get the CZ
But the CZ is more rare and more likely to disappear and never be seen again

>>31582954
Buy an FNC and I'll trade you, m8

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hope my patches arrive once I'm back from Ontario, it's already been some time since i've ordered it.
guess it's to be expected when dealing with C*nada P*st

>>31582983
>often see really good deals
>SVT40 for $600
>was a converted AVT40
>friend sniped it out from under me

I would kek into eternity if I found a sub $1000 FNC

>probably wouldn't trade it simply due to the amazing deal

My shit so so fucked up right now and taking longer than I'd hoped, so I really hope I can get down there to buy your CZ sometime soon

>>31583034
you need a crusader helmet too

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Some patches just came in today

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So I put in for the FAL keychain and the big red one /k/ patch

Shouldn't be too long for it

I also have original mouth catgirls coming soon

>>31583118
and a Krusader chan patch
>tfw never

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makarov bathroom ninja patch when

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>>31583469
>makarov bathroom ninja patch
please explain.

On a somewhat related note, got more patches for the closet stash.

And also more beer than I physically know what to do with.