North Korean Funs

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i can dig it

The last nugget bubble.

When NK gets 7-Hour-War'd we'll see $50 nuggets again.

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>>31558376
All I want to see is what makes that Helix magazine tick.
I dong care about anything else

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>>31558376
>military surplus is literally their only exportable commodity
oh baby

>>31558376
I really want that Type 58 AK Ian showed off.

>>31558910
its actually a lunchbox
the guns only have 1 bullet in the chamber

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I just want their sweet sweet camo.

>>31558490
I bet she's been raped a bunch

>>31558883
Russia still has untold numbers of nuggets, hand nuggets, tokarevs, and makarovs in storage.

Only thing that keeps them from being imported is a bill clinton law. that allowed new production russian guns and ammo in, at the cost of no surplus.

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>>31558918
>price starts at 12K
wew

>>31558938
wat

are you referring to the ban that effected non-sporting small arms?

>>31558944
Dude, that's an AK-47, and doesn't even have the typical AKM-style compensator. You know, the one that's basically just a tube with a weird angle at the end of it? That sucker is probably from the 1950s, that's getting pretty damn historic. They don't make AK-47s anymore, just AKM variants. Well, not on a Military scale anyways. Speaking of scale, AK-47 is fuckheavy, but the AKM is surprisingly light, except for the Yugo one with the 1.5 or 2mm stamped steel. Typical Russian AKM has 1mm stamped steel. Thicker steel means more rigid/robust, but also heavier.

>>31558376
>resting you bayonet on the shoulder of the man in front of you
Sweet Jesus.

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>>31558944
>type 58 has no anti-bounce device
Why?
Does the grorious reader demand out of battery detonations?

>>31559040
I don't know what you mean by an anti-bounce device on the AK. What is this? I've heard of it on the STG-45.

>>31558944
It's a transferrable machine gun, as well as one of the very few Type 58s in the entire country.
$12k is low.

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>>31558931
>Dat camo
>Dat shooting stance
>Dat lack of spare mags
>Dat lack of everything in fact

Are they for real ?

>>31559086
If so its my mistake.
It is a price I cannot imagine playing for any gun.

>>31559119
Not him but transferable machine guns can easily be $15-30k depending on what it is. My old man is glad he bought his MG-42 in the early 90s for like $3800.

>>31558376

Not going to happen.

Iraqi military dissolved in 2003, and the new one only required a tiny fraction of the small arms. That means a massive surplus of small arms.
How many of the guns ever made it to the US?
Yeah, thought so.

Anyway, the government is blocking even surplus US firearms from being reimported from SK, what makes you think NK guns would fare any better?

Anyone got a screencap of the Nork propaganda video where their AKs didn't have bolts?

>>31558925
>Nork
>lunchbox

If you said it was an underslung plasma grenade launcher, it would be more convincing.

>>31559056
It's also called a rate reducer by some It's a little engineering bandaid some weird cyclic rate related out of battery detonation problem that existed in the AKM but not the AK 47. It also lowers the cyclic rate a tad

>>31559172
an uncucked government would be a good start

>>31558925
Pal there ain't that much food in nk for that box

>>31559188
Still don't know what you're talking about...

>>31558944
my dick is unobtanium

>>31558931
DAILY DOSE
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>>31559287
>implying any grill wants your fish stick in the first place

>>31559243
its full of snow and some bird from tuesday

>>31558376
we didnt even get our own M1 garands back from the south koreans the first time around
what makes you think they, or our import laws will allow that

>>31559335
Im gonna turn korearboo because of this shit.
Like you guys don't know that the great leader Kim Jong Un has been investing a lot in the past few years in food manufacturing and he is bringing machines for producing processed food from China.

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>>31559119
That's ok, I wasn't attempting to chastise you, just informing you why it was so high.
>Note the low and high estimates above the description

>>31558931
Fucking hell, they look like default video game enemies.

>>31558376
>>31558931
>>31559098
Not trying to be an edgy faggot, but the perverse side of me wants us to roll on the Norks just to watch their minds break.

They literally *can not* comprehend the depth and breadth of the fuckening our military would cram down their collective Commie throat.

It would be an apocalyptic, earth-moving spiritual mindfuck epiphany.

Kinda wanna see it.

>>31559098
95% of North Korea is basically a giant prop.

>>31559383
the 20 miles around the capital, sure.

The rest is barely governed wilderness.

>>31559098
>lieutenant poison ivy
>call sign - plastique

>>31559370
Only issue is they would probably have time to destroy some south korean shit but yeah, outside of that, they would think the literal wrath of God is coming down on them after the drones strike.

>>31558490
Nork cutie is a cute. A cute!

>>31559405
kek

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>>31558938
Don't forget SKSs and SVTs that get imported into Canada
They both run about $250

>>31559308
Is it just me or do those apartment buildings look like a cardboard backdrop

>>31559468
Look at the top of them, the concrete is disintegrating.

>>31559406
Im rather fond of Seoul, id rather not see it blown to shit 2bh

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>>31559370
Imagine this little guy at the end of the war, beholding what are probably his first civilian Americans.

Still trying to get over the sheer colon stomping his country received, watching his entire battalion flee in abject terror as mountains of enemy artillery crashed around him, tank and gun emplacements alike seemingly to explode without warning from the American cruise missiles and PGBs.

But it's you, YOU, that puts him over the edge. Seeing how round, fat, and happy you look. Looking down at his own skinny, malnourished body, not remembering a time even in childhood where he couldn't see his own ribs. But always being told that the Americans had it far worse, that they resorted to eating captured songbirds and drinking melted snow to survive.

Upon seeing your sheer corpulence, he realizes that the ideology he spent his whole life growing up with was a lie, and finally broken, is reduced to abject wailing sobs of despair.

>>31558883
awesome. I want to make a playground out of them for my kids

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>>31559370
You're not the only one, anon mcanonnerson.

>>31559370
You type like a faggot. You could be a writer at cracked.com with this writing style.

>>31559370
Good thing they'd wide the floor with us then

>>31559510
Woah anon

>>31559510
Whatever makes you feel good about yourself, buddy.

>>31559622
'Splain.

>>31559614
Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?

>>31559098
I swear I see a DP-28 in the background.

>>31559430
Just looks like a fat Chinese to me dude.

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>>31559510

>>31559622
(you)
Here lad. Nobody is taking your bait and I know you're dying to have one of these.

>>31558915
Nope, they also export drugs and slaves on contract.

>>31558376
except you'll never get one when shillary gets elected, have fun amerifats you're gonna be gunless immigrant flooded shitholes like the rest of the western world soon

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>>31558915
Too bad the UN will likely make them destroy all of it or Hitlery won't let us civilians have any
>mfw

>>31559622
Hey Kim.

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What are you guys talking about? The Spirit of Our Eternal President leads our invincible army to victory in every battle.

>>31559119
>It is a price I cannot imagine playing for any gun.

People regularly pay $10,000 for rare Luger variants.

Transferable M16A1's are going for around $30,000 right now.

Guys on HKPro.com pay $35-40K for a factory-correct HK21E build.

Particularly rare machine guns like Stoner 63's trade for the cost of a new Mercedes.

>>31559510
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PQ6335puOc

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>>31559539
Chinese air support?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVXQlkpaC5k

I love the indigenous South Korean weapon designs. They're like an alternate history version of the cold war where it didn't die in 1991 and stealth never happened.
Instead of phasing out the F-16 like everyone else, their threat profile never graduated from 2nd and 3rd gen fighters, so they cooked up a version of the Falcon that is even better at dogfighting. F-15 replaced by F-22/F-35? Not in south korea where they don't need fancy 5th gen capabilities, they just take 4th gen fighter concepts and go even further. MBT obsolescence? Shit no, they're still dumping money into that shit like it's 1984.

>>31559622
>wide the floor
I'm not sure why expanding my house has anything to do with this, but I'd trust a korean to help with carpentry. Norks would probably be cheap labor, if they can lift a saw.

>>31560812
>Not in south korea where they don't need fancy 5th gen
S Korea is buying F-35.