God Speed East Coast /k/ommandos

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>>31558371
Charleston /k/ommando here. I'm going down with the ship. It's been a pleasure gents.

>>31558497
Columbiafag here. I'd play you down with a cello, but I don't have one.

>>31558686
i can play the skin flute

>>31558371
MA fag here

Sucks to be you fags.

At least seal up your guns so when I move south after the apocalypse I'll be able to get some decent gear.

I'm going to Disneyworld on Friday for 10 days.

I welcome the storm.

>>31558747
DIDNEY WORL

>>31558371
>Be me, RIfag
>Get a legendary storm once in a blue moon
>One in the early 1900s filled in a clay pit near my house and destroyed our town's largest industry
>One almost killed my granddad when he was on his way home from the road
>Latest big one caused minor flooding, no power for a week
These storms just keep getting lamer up here. It might be the bay sheltering us. I hope you guys down south fare well.

>>31558371

Summerville reporting
Lived in Charleston during Hugo
Schools just closed
Evac lanes just opened

Once again, this will be nothing. Maybe some rain and wind. Might lose power. By the time it gets to us, it won't be a happening.

>>31558371
Gainesville fag here. Atleast the storm shifted east so we are only on the edge now. Maybe it will keep going east and leave us alone.

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>>31558497
Charleston fag here as well

El Cid is locking down and evacuating. Unfortunately, not till tomorrow. I don't think we will all make it out in time...

Times like this I regret not getting a trunk AK...

;_:7

>>31558769
You understand how bad the bands are right?

>>31558765
>>31558809
To think there were /k/ommandoes so close and I never knew it. More important than this storm is if it will affect Twin Ponds reopening on the 21st.

>>31558843
Yes. I'm just hoping it won't pull left considering the front-right side of hurricanes are more powerful.

Keep that shit in the Atlantic

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Eastern Virginia here. Gonna grab SMLE and head on the roof.

>>31558914
Chances of LSU v UF getting rained out seem pretty high tho...

Can we build a fucking dome or something?

>>31558769
UF fag here, just another day is Rainesville.

>>31558853

Twin Ponds, shit, I haven't been there in a million years, but used to go regularly.

>Friends dad is scout leader
>.22 range day
>asks me to go as extra "adult" (was 22-ish)
>good times, 10/22s, Marlin 60's, and a Remington Nylon 66.
>all of a sudden, a wild pack of asians appear
>about a dozen guys and girls
>pistol grip shotgun, 10/22s with 25 round mags, tec-9, etc
>coolers, lawn chairs, they are setting up camp
>time to go, as they were not very disciplined
>walking to parking lot, first time ever seen "riced out cars"
>who the fuck would want a spoiler like that?
>is that a lowrider civic?
>why so many stickers?

Overall 9/10 day

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>tfw I am flying down to miami on monday for my brother-in-law's wedding

It's gonna be a fucking warzone, isn't it?

>>31559007
That one guy with a 500 magnum, for the looters in the next county.

>edge of storm over Charlotte

Please. We need rain.

>>31558940
Lee Enfield?
>mynigga.jpg

Good to see some Yanks have taste.

Orlandofag reporting, I can't wait.

Miami fag here, taking my last living trip to the beach this afternoon, before the beach takes a trip to me.

Winston-Salem, Best Carolina here ...

We need the rain but afraid it'll be too much.

Guess I'll do a range thing this weekend

>>31558371
North Carolina fag here. I welcome the storm. We haven't had a good hurricane in ages. At least it gives me an excuse to call in to work.

>>31559295
Miamifag too, making sure im gettimg all of studying done. Class better be canceled on thursday.

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>tfw Cocoa Beach
>tfw in the hospital
I ACCEPT MY DEATH

>>31559547
>>31559522
Miami fag here too, just got the generator running for the first time since Katrina. What a pain in the ass.

>tfw comfy inawoods in the Appalachian mountains of NC
Stay mad coastal cucks.

Daytona fag here, already weatherproofing most of the funs. I keep a couple close by for the eventual dindu meltdown

>>31559576
Enjoy the moonshine and incest m80

>>31558769
>>31558959
This. Any word if they're canceling the LSU game? my friend had tickets and was going to get shit faced and go or sexually harass freshmen at Cantina.

SC here. Uni cancelled for the rest of the week. Few days until storm hits. Just got my SKS decosmolined. Hell yeah I'm going to the range tomorrow.

>>31558497
Isn't the evacuation mandatory?
>>31558686
Hey fellow columbiafag. You get flooded last year?

NY here, I really hope it doesn't hit because I'm basically all out of vacation days for the rest of the year.

>>31558976
Should blow over by Monday.

>>31559999
Quads of false fear.

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Brunswick GA here. If the islands don't protect ys this time, it's been an honor gentlemen.

>>31558371
VAfag, flying out for the weekend.

Thank god for having a real adult job.

Franklinton, NC
Just bought a house on the top of a hill, work might close and send us home with pay.
No fucks given.

>>31560053
>Brunswick GA

I hope the Sonny's survives. I had good times with good friends there, when I lived in GA.

Good luck to you bro, GA in general was shit, but Brunswick is a cool town.

>>31559562
Also Miami. I think the last time we used ours was Wilma. Thankfully started easily after jumping the battery. Got 8 gallons of fresh fuel available now.

i recommend a portable battery charger or solar charger. Protip from a guy who went through Katrina, Rita, and Ike, Don't depend on mobile data or voice calls on the cell afterwards. Those cell towers not knocked up will be tasked to local, state and federal emergency services, FEMA, DMATs, Red Cross, and military priority. Use SMS. texting is packet based and requires a tiny fraction of the power and bandwidth compared to voice. Chances are a text will get through tjough it may take longer.

Be advised, the USN is reacting, sending ships to the area for relief operations. Including the carrier USS Kennedy out of Norfolk. It will probably go to Miami or Charleston harbor- whoever is hit hardest and help provide medical, food/water and electrical power to whoever is worst effected.

>Pinellas reporting
Stay safe, FLbros
Especially east coast

I've heard that Walmart stops selling ammo during a State of Emergency
Is that true?
I like their Tula prices

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>>31558371
Puerto Rico here, we're still suffering the monsoon effects of the hurricane despite still being in the tip. We survived by the tipsof the hurricane's circular winds. I advise you fags to start kicking up the sandbags, and start boarding up your windows with wood or metal boards. Make sure to put sandbags around your property, Several of the coastal towns got flooded knee deep to waist high due to tide activity. Secure your food in tall dry area and take your guns away from the floor

>>31560109
I think you got that backwards. Brunswick is a landfill compared to the rest of GA. But, I've only lived here 3 years. I'm used to the Midwest.

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>>31559116
Nah I'm /pol/ and /k/ incarnate

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>>31559987
>mandatory

>>31560273
Lol. Turn the table on the Google's and go loot north Charleston while they're gone.

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>tfw the river is going to overflowing compred to the last few hours
Guess I'm sleeping in the car today

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>>31558753
Kek'd

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>>31560363
Meanwhile River two is filling up, the main road is most likey flooded and the old road is very likely to be submerged. Best of luck to you east coast bastards, your gonna get right into the middle of that bitch

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>>31560053
Brunswickfag as well. Godspeed kommrade. May Sonny's and Grandy's not lose power.

>>31558371
I'm in uni in Tallhassee and I pray the storm swings west and hits us. The last storm was just a tropical storm and it knocked out power for a whole week. It was the closest I've ever been to a SHTF scenario and some of the most fun I've ever had.

>pounding beers at 2am when the power goes out
>talk about wars and weapons by flashlight until 4am
>go to bed
>wake up at 9
>walk around town
>frat bros axing fallen trees
>people siphoning gas from cars
>go to friend's place and steal a can of beans from his roommates in the dark with a small flashlight, feet away from the sleeping occupants

I have tasted the SHTF. I want more.

>Florida
Acceptable losses as long as it all sinks and dies.

>>31558497
Augusta fag here. Not sure if we are getting anything or not and if we do how bad it will be.

>>31559552
yep. pretty glad i didn't buy that house on merrit island right now.

>>31559118
Orlando reporting is as well, tell Kommandress and NekoChan I love them.

>>31558497
We on the west coast witness your coming spectacle of death and salute you.

May your passing be full of gunfire and wind.

>>31560116
Would have been easy if the old man didn't leave the same gas in it for 10 years

>>31560931
Yours will come soon enough Cuckifornia

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>>31558371
Lone Star reporting in. Best of luck to Floridan /k/ommandos.

Orlando fag here. Not worried at all. Hype shit all the time for hurricanes. Got my ak with me just in case though

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>entire anti-fun family from charleston, sc is staying at my house in va because of the storm

>>31560969
Come get locked down in the old Naval base with me Thursday. We got MRE's and electronic locks!

Am I the only one that doesn't give a fuck? I have gas for cooking so life without power ain't so bad

>>31560986
Which city? I'm in Altamonte. Hey I think we should just do a impromptu fl hurricane meet up and shoot during the eye of the storm! I'm fucking down

>>31559522
Where are you in NC?

>>31561006
Hold fuck what a coincidence. Im just off 436 and I4! Depends, if i really do get locked in my building I'll be there for a while. I'f not I'll have my bottle of vodka and single MRE to keep me company.

>>31559116
>Virginian
>yank
They are below the mason Dixon line son

>>31561037
Damn dude, you must live over by the dollar theater or next to the Bp. I'm right next to 434 and 436. If you've ever donated at the plasma center we've prolly met

>A mandatory evacuation of Brevard County's barrier island will begin at 3 p.m. Wednesday...

Fuck, I have my grandfather up there and they refuse to move. Might have to go with my mom to deal with that.

>>31561079
Nah I haven't. Are you talking about the one next to little ceasars? Because I live off behind that. Neat, a friend!

Gainesville here. god I hope classes are canceled Thursday. I hate my Thursday classes. Only got my S&W Model 36 with me but we shouldn't get hit too hard.

>>31561089
Oh ok I know the area your talking about. I'm right behind the target.

>>31560845
You tasted niggery and long for the feral freedom it brings it swamp dwelling knuckle dragger

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Best Carolina reporting in. It's been too long since we had a good storm bring it on.

>>31561115
Hit me up at Froggers on Friday afternoon hitting on Lauren senpai

East NC reporting
Haven't had a good cluster fuck since Fran and Floyd
Hopefully work will let us off early and I can watch the world blow away with a drink in my hand

>>31561132
Do you have a burner email?

>>31561157
Nah, had my same e-mail since like '06 which is my godamn name. Got insty?

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Charleston here. Have a delivery of 2k rounds of golden tiger scheduled for tomorrow hoping that I'm hoping will still happen. Wont really change much in terms of stock but fingers crossed none the less.

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>>31558371
>hoa says no shutters
>i gotta just trust in the hurricane proof windows

>>31561157
Actually, hit this shit up senpai.

>>31561183
Lol, I was just going to email you my name to talk through fb. You can trust me, I'm from the best parts of the Internet.... /k/.

[email protected]

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Cobb county here, kind of want it to go west so that i can experience happening and see local liberals get BTFO

>>31561224
Don't have FB bud, security concerns and what not.

>>31561193
I've probably shot by you guys at twin ponds and never knew it, what a world. Almost makes me want to wear somthing with velcro so I can wear the patch.

>>31560339
....Swarms of white people looting the ghetto.

I sort of want this to happen.

>>31561309
Is that whole thing email?

>>31561369
Can we scream white lives matter while we do it? I'm in cola but I would gladly drive to Charleston (somehow since poo in loo Haley has both lanes of the interstate going west) for some reverse niggery

>>31560901
Orlando as well. Hold fast gents

>>31561390
You got it right.
>>31561413
Keep your powder dry and aim true.

>>31561353
Nope, went there once when I first moved to the area.
>muzzle sweeping everywhere
>douche who laughed at his GF getting knocked back by recoil after saying 'dont worry, its not that bad'
>group of drunk niggers one of whom wondered around picking up peoples guns because 'sheeit dats cool'

Bought land in walterboro to shoot on after that. I will go back and check it out once they finish construction and put in an RO.

>>31560892
>>31559552
Y'all niggas way too close to me. Live in Palm Bay, work near Patrick.

>>31560053
Statesboro reporting in, please god let classes be canceled.

>>31560130
Pinellas bro. Let's have a hurricane party.

>>31561442
I've got mixed feelings about it. On one hand I realize the place desperatly needs an RO, on the other if I'm going to have to deal with, "EVERYONE TEN FEET FROM THE BENCHES UNTIL WE'RE HOT" or "YOU MUST HAVE A CHAMBER FLAG IN THE GUN WHEN COLD." then it's kind of going to sour the layed back feel I liked about the place.

>>31558497
May the road rise up to meet you. May the wind always be at your back. May the sun shine warm upon your face, and rains fall soft upon your fields.

>>31558371
One of three DE fags here. We just recovered from historic flooding and are prepared for a sandy tier ass whooping.

>>31558371
Stuart fl here. I have 40 gallons of drinking water,a bunch of food, and 20 gallons for the Jenny. I went out today to get more water and there is 0 water on the shelves anywhere. I was stoked my my wife wanted me to prepare for the storm. Really scratched my make pretend shtf itch.

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>>31558740
New Bedford reporting. I'm gonna be down at the pier all Sunday night enjoying the storm.

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I am in east orlando.
Got plenty to remove anyone need be.

Water and food, so so. Landlord doesnt want me to board up rental house for protection.
Wife has 12gauge & side arm. I have AR and side arm. I also have my trusty nugget.

>>31561128
>t. Calicuck

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>>31561204

theyre bretty gud, anon.

>fridge full of beer and water
>enough liquor to sink the russian navy
>boxes of potato chips
>enough dog and cat food to last them 2 weeks
>full tank of gas
>1k+ rounds of 223

i fucking really hate potato chips, btw. corn chips FTW.

SWFL here, guess you east coasters have to take the brunt of the impact this time.

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>west palm beach
I'm gonna be hanging out on the tugboat I work on as the storm rolls in
Wish me luck fags

>>31561413
Got your 6 brah

>>31562067
Good luck with the niggers anon, Miami salutes your sacrifice

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Grab your balls and count your ammo...
Gonna be a good hurricane!!

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>>31560931
>tfw on heightened earthquake alert

Wilmington, we have a target painted on us. Fixed my shotgun tonight though, bring it on.

>>31558497
You will put your hands up and surrender?
Will there be a white flag above your door?

>>31558497
Citadel grad here, that city floods if too many people take a piss at the same time.

>>31562237
Ft Irwin here. Felt some shakes earlier. Or at least the sheet metal rumbled and rattled me awake.

>>31558371
Jacksonville here, but currently in Garner.

Just another hurricane. No big deal.

Outer Banks, North Carolina here

Im going to be laying on the beach and blasting the 7 niggers that live here.

Comfy hurricane here in Orlandostan can't wait for last minute hordes of people panicking.

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305 here

hopefully it blows over like every other uneventful hurricane we've had in the past decade.

>>31564379
Lol Beaufort NC fag here. Loaded 8 mags, picked up a case of natty and a handle of vodka, bought some groceries and half oz of weed. I'm going to feed the fish and batten the hatches here then I'm going to chill at my parents where they have a generator. Mattews a pussy cat. This will be a fun weekend and then we'll take he yard. Porch swing, beverage, fat j, and my AR15; what more could a man want?

>>31559107
Raleigh here. We've gotten a decent amount in the past week. Soil is still damp. This will be a problem for us when the wind comes.

>>31566008
Well rake the yard* fucking stupid phone

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Jacksonville reppin'.

I'm ready.

I welcome Death's bitter cold embrace

>>31566012
Yeah all the rain we've had down here in the last 6 weeks could lead to some epic flooding. Shit, I mean 70% of Carteret county IS COVERED on a low tide so you know were fucked. Y'all stay safe up there, you have to survive to repopulate the outer banks.

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>>31566042
We'll be hunkered down with the doggos. Stay safe pham.

Southern Delaware reporting. We won't get shit. Some rain, minor flooding, might ruin corn n pumpkin crops....another weekend at the office

>>31566068
Your dogs flip the f out when theres a storm? My plott hound will find the tightest, most quiet dark place he can such as a closet , under a bed or in a tote and he shuts his eyes real tight an quivers with fear.

>>31558497
Stay safe, man. I lived in Summerville during Fran. It took 11 hours to get to my friend's house in Charlotte because the traffic on 26 was so screwed up.

If you do decide to bail, don't wait till the last minute.

Greenville, NC here

I don't think we're going to get the brunt of the winds/rain but I know there will be some flooding. Especially in my neighborhood, these streets flood after only a day or heavy rain. I don't plan on going anywhere though so I'll be alright.

You folks in Florida/SC stay safe!

Central VA
Part of me wants to use this storm as an excuse to justify buying spare ammo and food, but past experiences with storm tracks like this just left the power out for a few hours

Anyone know if 15+ year old shotgun shells are still good/safe to use?

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New Jersey coast reporting in. This is gon' be gud

>>31566121
You'll be fine and yes, provided they weren't stored in a dank basement or anything and even then the shot might have just turned into a frangible slug from the lead oxidizeing together.

>>31566122
It's predicted to dump most of the energy in the sea like a pussy.

>>31566101
Yep and fireworks.

>>31566121
If they aren't corroded and the hulls aren't bulged go for it. 10 yeas back or so my mom's cat peed on a case of cool retro boxes of shells. Most boxes were 20-30 years old and from my grandpa's hunt camp. The cool boxes were destroyed so I shot most of the shells. To my surprise almost all of them worked.

>>31566168
>tfw dog has autism and will actively try and fight storms despite being scared of near everything else

Charlotte here. 0 concern local. I hope you coastal bros stay safe

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FLfag here, I live inland in north Florida so I'll lose power for a couple days at worst. I stocked up on water and gas to last about a week. I'm probably overreacting, but better safe than sorry.

>>31566186
I had a dog when I was a kid who would attack water from hoses.

Naples fag here just hoping the meat shield of Miami buffers the storm. Kind of hoping it fucks some shit up. ERT work is fun.

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>>31559999
>yfw NY has had more hurricanes then based Florida

It's like Mother Earth is trying to remove the cancer that is NY

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>>31558371

Fort Lauderdale, reporting in

#YouLootWeShoot
#BlackLivesMatter #ButLessThanMyMaterialPossessions
>Matthew

in WV, nothings going to happen here.

as always.

just nuke this boring state already.

Any Savannah bros on and worried?

I had no idea there were so many Chucktown fags hiding around. Lowcountry meet-and-shoot when??

I'm also welcoming the storm. It's got my family entirely distracted from our many problems. Nothing brings a self-destructive bunch of people who love-hate each other together like huddling around flashlights with canned soup and MRE's

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Orlando, here, live walking distance from Hwy 50 E. Literally heard about this hurricane last night, but I have enough ammo.

>>31567102
>I have enough ammo.
you cant eat ammo...

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>supposed to hit Wilmington by Saturday
At least i don't gotta work.

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>>31567175
This right here. You should always have at least 3 months of food on hand. It's just being prepared dude. On top of this I keep a 20lb sack of rice, about 25lbs of salted fish and a country ham stashed away.

>>31567175
And food and water, faggot.

>>31567175
>he isnt a metal eating robot

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>>31567410
>Orlando, here, live walking distance from Hwy 50 E. Literally heard about this hurricane last night, but I have enough ammo.

did you stroke out and forget to add that?
and if you say you will just use your ammo and take others food do you think those who stockpile food wont also stockpile their own way to protect it?

>>31561131
what movie?

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Jacksonville here, ready as ever.

>>31567251
>3 months of food

>some empty water jugs, a 5lb bag of rice, two things of jam, and a bunch of salty processed garbage

>>31567813
>Processed
Beans, barley, and lentils.

>>31561461
I used to work at Patrick

In the Exchange as a cashier.

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>>31567860
>lentils
hope you stashed sufficient tp as well

>>31558497
Virginia Beach here. Just hoping the happenings happen.
>tfw to far north to get completely btfo and only get train

>>31561107
UCFfag here, classes just got cancelled for the rest of the week, so I'd expect it there too

>>31561897
East Orlando here as well, is it supposed to be that bad here? I haven't been in the loop, I just know that classes were cancelled so it's worse than I originally thought

>>31560980
Seems like a perfect opportunity to clean your funs, anon.

>>31560980
When the looting starts and is shown on the TV just ask them what they think you all should do if looters came to your house. Do they think a gun would come in handy then?

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Connecticuck reporting in; this is for Sandy you southern fucks, maybe this will teach you to keep your hurricanes to yourselves.

>>31567175

No, but you can kill looters with ammo.

And although I have adequate food and water for a few months, I could go into my back yard right now and shoot one of the ducks sitting on the lake and be eating it for dinner.

>>31558371
Canaveral Groves fag here. Got plenty of food, water, beer, and ammo. Hopefully Cocoa manages to stay contained after this shit show blows over.

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>>31568151
Don't be a salty yankee

>>31568424
Maybe I wouldn't if I wasn't still finding seashells in my basement from when Sandy flooded it.

>>31568463
Top chuckle m8
>>31568114
Not him but I got some planed German walnut pieces I'm going to make into tacticool grips for AR slim rail during the rain.

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I moved from CA to Anchorage. The laws are godly and there's rain, but it's lame stratiform Rain.

>Tfw thunderstorms are even less common

Why, Cook Inlet? Why must you shelter us from the thundersnow

>>31559007
Look at that trigger discipline

Anons are getting ready for the purge night fellas good luck!
>>31569075

>>31563666
>Satan trips

Fellow 904 bro here. It's fun watching people panic.

i just moved to orlando 3 months ago and this is my first hurricane, what am i going to be expecting?

>>31567182
>finding another human from ilm on the internet

Which part? I was here during Floyd and half the city was underwater. I have a boat upstairs so if you see a crazy guy in a kayak with a shotgun and a drywell with 1000 rounds of 223 don't shoot.

>>31569710
In in Raleigh but looks like a lot of nc guys here. I haven't checked the map to see if others plotted themselves in a year or so. Nc bros should have a meet up after the storm.

>>31569736
>>31569710
Fuck yeah east NC meet up . I lived just north of campus for a while. Crazy times. I miss living that close to a hibachi express. :(

>>31569545
904 here too, loving it.

>>31561500
Fucking this. Got a test tomorrow and it would be a godsend if classes got cancelled.

>>31567058
My family is in Savannah and they're thinking about heading up to my apartment for the weekend.

Of course they're also on Talahi, so I imagine it's a little more risky than downtown or out by Abercorn.

>>31569793
NC meet sounds cool. Ichiban express was amazing for appx. 5 years and the owners sold, sort of died a year ago when chefs left. The campus flooded when too many people pissed at once so a hurricane is always fun. Last time a guy got arrested for tow skiing in the track field with an Outlander.

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as an ex floridian rip

11 fucking years and it's going to get close on my day off
Fucking Miami
I'm not going to have any power on my day off fuck
Fuck

>>31569793
>>31569860
Either of you bros go to Drakes in fuquay?

>>31570011
Thats 3 hours for me, used to go through there for work. There's a place I go called great outdoor provisions that has this big lake complex where you can fire anything, including mg's.

>>31559007
God Bless America. My freedom organ is freedoming so hard. Too bad they all look like fudds (LOOK like not are, not a black gun in sight).

>>31561413
Orlando, carry a gun these next couple days gents

>>31567963
North Orlando here, it's gonna be a Cat 4 by the time it hits us.

>>31569607
High winds and heavy rain/flooding. Power might go out and phone lines will go down so gather some drinking water and fill your bathtub with water for flushing and stuff. Make sure you got imperishable food for a couple days and a full tank of gas in the car. Keep a gun on you if you have to leave the house, just in case it goes bad

>>31563074
Please, Matthew -- no bullying Wilmington -- we own a VACANT rental house there that's on the market! Dang! (*crosses fingers, prays to Odin*)

>>31561897
>>31567963

East Orlando here too fags, hopefully nothing happens but I'm loading some new mags I got earlier this week.

MAfag here.
Hoping it comes up here, need some sweet relief from fucking classes

>>31570481
Same here, where are you at?

>>31570484
East MA, arlington

>>31570490
I'm a few miles south

>>31570584
ah k

>>31558371
Shit's starting to get really bad in Melbourne.
All I've got is my R870 and a couple boxes of buckshot.

>>31570011
Only if I'm hunting out there.

>>31569545
Jacksonville, NC

>>31558371
Any Jax fags want to form an irregular militia post-breakdown meet me at the Murray Hill Moon River, bring your own guns. Payment will be in brown bear 7.62x54 or bottle caps.

>>31567782
Hell yeah, Duval rep

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>>31566773
Former Orlando fag reporting in, and honestly everyone is overreacting. If you live on the Atlantic coast then yeah RIP, but anyone inland shouldn't be freaking out like this.
I mean yeah it's the first severe hurricane to hit Florida, but this should be nothing new.

>>31567080
> Lowcountry meet-and-shoot when??
I'm game

Oh god the track just moved westward and it is staying a cat 4. here we go /k/omrades

>>31566119
Same. Got 2 cases of beer and my apt is on high ground. Stay safe Pirate bro

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>>31558497
Lugoff fag, i will be lurking the thread to see if you update. good luck and dont be stupid.

I will be delivering water to my grandmas tomorrow and a few others.

Ive prepare all my guns to be first things i grab, hopefully the roads will be intact at the end of this.

>>31559576
>NC
the lesser Carolina.
have fun with all those yankees.

>>31561131
unless you are lier and you are in the lesser Carolina, i dont how you missed last years flood.

Hopefully it coasts by DC

SHTF needs to happen here

>>31558940
VA here. We have a kik group if you want to join and talk with other VA kommandos. Message me

Kik - VAskout

>>31570375
>>31570384

407 here, ready to go. canned food, xtra propane, 30 mags.

just across i4 from nigville, gonna be a shitshow if it gets bad.

>>31561107
Charlottlesville here. Join the VA kik

>>31566121
Join the KiK group or come buy funs from me at the field and stream in Charlottesville

>>31573389
Used to live right by Boone, rest in peace my dude.

>>31573481
got some beach friends coming in for the storm, so we'll have my lab, a GSD and a mean-spirited malinois.

between 300 lbs of k9, 3 ARs and some other stuff i think we'll be fine.

everyone knows, nigs hate GSDs

>>31570450
>>31567963
Get your stuff ready, and carry if you have a CCW. Wallmarts are empty and people are prepping for zombies. Prepare for possible Kebab removal as well depending on the damages and or downed power.

Alexandria fag here, my body is ready.

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>>31558371
when it nukes miami, then my ass in Ft. Lauderdale when it does what it's consistently done by going west as meteorologists say "it's not going west guys" I'll be eating top ramen and peanut butter while guarding my generator and guzzoline in the shell of my roofless house.

put up my hurricane shutters today and might just get the fuck out of dodge tomorrow morning.

one hand I want to stick around for the chaos post hurricane, guard my shit, and get a taste of the suck but on the other being stuck down here for a few weeks without power due to impassable roads is going to be a massive pain in the ass. Got my trusty bicycle with runflat tubes and nail proof tires so I'll probably do a lot of urbexing while everyone is stuck due to flooding and impassable roads.

>>31572588
>everyone is overreacting

I kind of miss 10 years ago when this happened every year/every other year just so retards were used to it and treated it as business as usual and mostly just an inconvenience for a day or two instead of "NO POWER FOR HALF A DAY LET'S FUCKING FREAK OUT LIKE IT'S KATRINA"

>>31560953
>>31559562
>>31560116
>not running your generator dry
>mfw I hadn't started my crappy generator since wilma and it cranked up in seconds with some fresh gas. I've got about 15 gallons plus two full vehicles. mainly for getting the fuck out of here when the morning update says for the 5th day in a row that it is heading further west than anticipated and is going to turn south florida into 200 miles of Katrina tier looting and violence

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>>31573581
Pretty much yeah. it's Florida for fuck's sake, this is a normal thing. Everyone learned their lesson after Andrew and the cities are actually prepared for hurricanes unlike New York or Louisiana.

>>31567251
>3 jugs for 3 months of water

Nigga I go through a jug like that in 2 weeks, you're gonna have to double or triple your jug count.

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>>31573581
the last storm remotely this powerful to hit florida was andrew and you still can see the fucked up buildings and leveled forests on the gulf coast 25 years later.

if this thing swings west and hits miami/ft.lauderdale/palm beach we're talking billions in damage and millions displaced. Building codes down here are ironically garbage because of 10 years of lobbying since wilma meaning everything is just sheetrock and studs

they've been wrong about it's path 10 for 10 so far. the chance of it not going right up miami's asshole get slimmer by the hour. We're looking at the local "florida grown" idiots treating a cat4 like a cat1 and watching 200mph wind gusts rip their houses down around them. Weeks of longterm interrupted services like water and power. At least this time I've got a fuckload of guns.

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>>31573808
Charley made landfall as a cat 4 and it wasn't the extermination of all mankind as we knew it.

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>>31558739

>>31573852
there are more people living within 10 miles of me than that entire side of the state buddy.

>>31573983
Well here's hoping that you and all of the southern tip don't get chucked into the Atlantic so you can see how stupid all this hype is.

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>>31561038

>>31573852
Population density back in '04 was a lot less in central FL than it is now

>>31574019
it's going to millions in property damage along the entire florida coast in the best case scenario where we only have 2 days of getting blasted by the eastern side

if it goes 30 miles farther west overnight, IE takes the half of predictions that put it up our asses, we're going to see miami get a direct hit with a cat4 hurricane, followed by it pounding down the entire developed coast of the state.

We're going to see 200 miles of nigger infested urban sprawl lose basic services for a few weeks and go full bore mad max when the niggers run out of water and hennesy.

>>31574092
this

>>31573367
>lier

It must be awesome being a product of the 48th worst education system in the States. There's a border for a reason you swine.

Fucking Damn it. Its heading slightly more east now, projected landfall is getting smaller. I hope to all fuck that it makes a hard left turn when it gets on line with Miami.

>>31574682
QUICK! Someone start forming a spirit ball, then the hurricane will be pulled west!

>>31558371
Jax fag
GODS SPEED MANDATORY EVAC AND I HAVE TO STAY PUT

>>31573808
Flogrown is a pride thing, we're all scared shitless, I remember Andrew and wlyma, i remember losing everything, it's not about being tough, it's to show each other we can make it again.

South east Georgia here.
Freeway was packed with evacuees from Charleston or god knows where. Charleston's main highway flipped eastbound lanes to westbound at 3 pm today for contraflow in case people missed that fact.
I'm about 100 miles inland so this is around where people start looking for hotels. Everywhere is sold out within an hour drive- even the "hourly rate" hotels.
Friend works for county health department and has to go around opening shelters tomorrow.

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>mfw Miami

I have a fuckton of guns and ammo, 20 loaded mags on deck for my ak74. I'm still fucking scared because you can't kill a hurricane with bullets

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>>31574933
Yes you can Tim, yes you can

>>31574682
>>31574700
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
dont do this

>>31574896
your state's IQ average dropped 20 points today. Who the fuck evacuates to a location closer to the storm?

>>31575132
Georgia has highlands and lots of mountains

>>31575162
>South east Georgia

>>31562067
fuck u maik

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>>31574177
>We're going to see 200 miles of nigger infested urban sprawl lose basic services for a few weeks and go full bore mad max when the niggers run out of water and hennesy.
That should be interesting to watch at a good safe remove.

>>31573983
>>31574092
>>31573983

Swfl still had a pretty high population in 05. I wouldn't sneeze at 3/4 million population.

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>>31559295

My new kayak is ready for use, after the steets become Venice. Going to go clean my 1911 and have a final fap before the looting starts

>>31575251
Won't be nearly as bad as Andrew.

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>>31575339
oh wow one eighth the population of SFL

>>31559007
That guy leaning on the phone pole.
That isn't....
No. It can't be him.
Do you think his gun was supplied by buds gun shop?

>>31575386
No I'm pretty sure you're talking about the guy that he's leaning on.

>>31575378
SWFL is included in that SFL statistic.

SWFL alone is around 2 million of that 8.

>>31575422
there are 6 million people in broward, dade, and palm beach. there were less than 750,000 on the whole west coast during charlie, a hurricane no one remembers because it didn't hit jack shit. lrn2math

To any and all south FL bros, do you think it's going to be bad?

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>>31575489
Your answer is within pic related, Mr. Pink.

>>31575489
I doubt it'll reach HAPPENING levels of Katrina.

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239 reporting

fort lauderdale is my home town.

good luck my dudes.

>>31575489
Its probably gonna completely miss us.

>>31575452
nope, SWFL was at 1.7 million population in 2004. one year before Charley hit.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southwest_Florida

>>31558371
who /comfyandlandlocked/ here?

>>31575527
and it didn't hit where any of them fucking lived. how is it that you're smart enough to look up population statistics but not understand the difference between literal fucking swamp and a goddamn megacity.

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>>31575525
>Its probably gonna completely miss us.

I hope so

>>31575489
it's going to be a cat4 parked right off the coast pelting the entire coast of florida with hurricane force winds over the course of ~2-4 days because it's moving slow as shit. that is the best case scenario if it keeps to it's eastern track

or it could slam full tilt into miami and then right up the state.

>>31575557
Hurricanes hit bigger than just the confines of a small city.

It drove straight through to the heart of Florida enough to cause gusts of 100mph in Orlando.

>>31560968

I live in the south east of England (Oxford) - I wish I was in the US, but mostly in Texas. Our government lets in Paki after nigger after a paki but guns are bad for us.

I wish we had guns like you guys.

Texas has the guns, leans right and deserts for clear night skies for astronomy and fucking lush BBQ

Fuck England. It is so depressing. I hope you know I wish I was you... :) lucky cunt.

>>31575612
>enough to cause gusts of 100mph in Orlando.
also known as sustained winds of a weak tropical storm in the 50mph range with peak wind gusts. Or as a florida boy would say "fucking nothing".

the "heart of florida" doesn't have any fucking people in it. Or more importantly infrastructure. if matthew hits anywhere or just rides the coast it's going to fuck multiple major ports, two international airports, one of the largest cities in the country, and one of the largest population centers in the nation.

>>31575672
nah it's k

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>>31575672
>the "heart of florida" doesn't have any fucking people in it. Or more importantly infrastructure.

There's actually a lot of shit there. Tampa, Orlando, etc.

You're correct that there's nothing in the swamps in the southern tip, but that's not exactly "the heart of Florida".

Also, when people say "the heart of" something, they are not referring to some empty void where nothing is. They're talking about some sort of central location that everything else feeds into. For Florida, that's the Tampa/Orlando area.

> if matthew hits anywhere or just rides the coast it's going to fuck multiple major ports, two international airports, one of the largest cities in the country, and one of the largest population centers in the nation.

Good, fuck Miami. I hope it razes that shithole.

>>31575695
It's probably gonna hit the spacecoast sadly. Miami hit chances are getting lower and lower by the day.

>>31575715
:((

>>31558976
dank pic f@m

>>31559107
I had a hockey tournament there get canceled. It better rain.

>>31575728
>>31575715
>>31575695

Why is miami a shithole? isn't it an iconic destination or something? I am from Europe so no idea :\

>>31558371
my parents house in satellite beach might get destroyed, praying it wont.

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>>31575787
It's a large city with plenty of areas of both great wealth and great poverty.

Mainly great poverty and lots of Cubans.

>>31575787
I used to work in Miami and lived in South Florida for years. Just the people and their attitude that you encounter down there suck the life right out of you. All because of what >>31575815 said.

>>31575815
>>31575823
GET ME OUT OF HERE

>>31575787
Miami used to be great until the perfect 5 dacade long storm of Cuban criminals, Blacks and Haitian "earthqauke refugees" fucked it all up.

Now it's pretty much a third world country down there.

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>>31575787
>Why is miami a shithole?

>hot
>imagine wearing wet hot towels on every inch of your skin hot
>no mountains or interesting landmarks
>no cool outdoor parks
>everyone is an unprofessional spic
>all the untouched land is federally owned/reservation
>terrible drivers
>it's fucking hot
>mosquitoes bite the shit out of you when you go and check your mail
>shitty restrictive ranges
>can't shoot out in the sticks
>overpopulated
>it's fucking hot in the middle of December

Seriously fuck this place.

>>31575787
>Why is miami a shithole? isn't it an iconic destination or something?

It's just your standard "big shitty city that's full of crime"

People pretend otherwise because they want the tourist $$$ (which is ironic because there's literally nothing to do in Miami except leave and go to another, better city) but it's something like the 20th most dangerous city in the US. It's pretty bad.

>>31575787
Its infested with niggers and cubans aka amphibious niggers

>>31575884

Cubans aren't as bad as niggers.

Cubans are like Mexicans that are chilled out. Sort of like how Haitians are superior to regular Africans.

Islands tend to mellow people out.

>>31575892
Yeah thats nice. I live in Florida and dealt with them and don't like them. Fuck them and the tires they floated in on.

>>31575842
Move to Orlando. It's like Miami but smaller and not shit.

>>31575931
>Yeah thats nice. I live in Florida

Bullshit, you fucking cuck.

>>31574594
yep, but then again im not writing my law dissertation.

>>31566828
In spring, when the dog sheds fur, I brush him and clean him afterwards with air from the compressor (on low pressure of course so its as 'hard' as water from the hose)

Anyway: old Barry loves it but cant see the difference to water - tries to eat the air, jumps around, barking from joy as if it was a hot summer day and I was hosing him down

And yeah: if your doggo is a mix of newfoundland and retriever, compressed air helps a lot to keep him clean from old fur and general dirt

>>31568463

If you hold one up to your ear you can probably still hear that Hurricane telling you to go fuck yourself.

At least, that's what happens down here.

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>>31574933
>because you can't kill a hurricane with bullets
Not with that attitude

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Jacksonville Fag here didn't feel like leaving because i'm too lazy to be bothered by life as it is but my family demands i go.

>>31575884
>amph niggers
Lold

>>31558809

why are you leaving dude, don't leave your house for looters, dig in.

>>31575842
>>no mountains or interesting landmarks

You live by a fucking ocean. I pay money, travel, and make time to go to the ocean.

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>>31576214
South Beach sucks ass.

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PA here, nothing going to happen but I'm kitting up anyway.

>>31576245
Thats the fucking spirit.

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Nothing is going to stop this JV fag when FF is so close to dropping, I will fuck nature and make her my cock sock.

>>31558756
Former RIfag here now living in North Charleston SC, sticking out the storm, work canceled rest of week, no pay :(

>>31558853
Should hit up Boggy Head rifle range in the francis marion, im there almost every weekend, just bring some bug spray, the skeets get pretty bad around sundown

Orlando here.

If I am told to evacuate, should I?

>>31576394
I wouldn't worry about it. Besides, who's going to be watching your stuff? The NG in between moving tree branches and distributing aid?

Don't be a bunch of pussies. If you live on the east coast, you ought to know how to deal with hurricanes. Having my fucking Facebook blown up with "HURR IT LOOKS LIKE A SKULL!!!! WHERE CAN WE BUY WATER????" bullshit sucks dick.

T. Lifelong Florida resident

>>31576355
I go there with a friend sometimes, I try to avoid weekend trips though as the church groups like to take up the whole range. Now that I think about it I have the rest of the week off so I might head out there today(thursday) morning to test out my new target I made.

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>>31576753
Nvm the man is ruining my fun...

>>31576779
dog diddlydamnit i have a damn brand new keymod palmetto ar i gotta break in, that grand opening in summerville was wild

>>31561520
You just want to touch my wiener

>>31561549
Former DE and yeah sandy was a bitch in Newport but did make for qn interesting hurricane duty with the guard. At this point I am just happy my family wised up to having a stash of food water and a solid rifle after I moved

>>31563074
Which Wilmington? The shithole or insanely violent shithole

>>31566099
Yeah it will be lowlands of new castle county that get fucked if anywhere

>>31561038
People outside America don't care; American=Yank. Doesn't matter whether it's North or South. In America, Yank= American from the North. The rest of the planet, Yank=American. I am a part of the rest of the planet.

>>31577985
>rest of the planet
So? That's no excuse.

Sarasota here: I hope Miami-Dade falls into the water taking every single one of the shitbags in those counties with it.

>>31579451
Here's hoping the storm veers all the way west and blows Clearwater/St Pete's shit up too. Hell, just take this god forsaken state right off the map.

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>>31577985
You must be one of them globalists.

>>31579512
I don't like baseball, but their whistling is catchy.

>>31573367
Enjoy your shit-tier roads

>>31575666
Find a texas gril
Marry
????
Profit!!