Found on InRangeTV's "In Defense of the Sturmgewehr"

>>31553366
Just sounds like suburban kids sharing the closest they have to perspective
They're all over the Internet

>>31553366
Sounds like suppression fire works even in airshit mode.

>>31555644
If you spend enough money on making your toy hurt people, yes

>inna desert
>routine patrol gets split up
>come under heavy enemy resistance
>humvee is cooked
>1 KIA
>everyone is hurt from that RPG blast
>the concrete wall we found cover behind is slowlt eroding away
>we can hear the Kalashnikovs burning round after round of 7.62x39
>Johnson looks over at me, this is the forst time i have ever seen fear in his eyes
>he yells over the hail of gunfire "It could be worse private"
>i yell back "hows that sir"
>he yells "we could be playing airsoft with full auto fire"
>realize its not so bad
>frag out
>throw a smoke grenade
>mom brings us spaghetti

>>31555715
But did you become range buddies with the cop?

>>31553366
Absolutely hate airsoft fags
>in highschool get invited to airsoft game
>bring paintball gun because airsoft is for babys
>also brought a Co2 pellet pistol
>not one of the kids i hit with a paintball yelled hit
>pulled out pellet gun
>whhhap
>"OOOOWEWWWWW FUUUUCCKKK"
>"I GUESS YOUR HIT YOU FAGGOT"

>>31555736
No but i pulled a pound of weed out of the chamber

>>31555744
Just kill yourself already.

>>31555744
I did something similar
>get invited to airsoft
>bring pump pellet pistol and airsoft rifle
>kids not yelling hit
>pump pellet gun 20 times
>hit kid square in the hand
>he lets out a wail
>starts crying that he shit his pants
>quickly hide pellet pistol in my pack
>yell get off the field pussy

>>31555782
Why dont you have your mom make you a hotpocket

>>31555751
Did you smoke it out of the barrel after you lit it up with a blank?

>>31555798
No I reported it to the authorities

>>31555744
>>31555786
I bet you came in here thinking people would be impressed by how cool and edgy you are.

>>31555858
>implying i am edgy
Im a sphere bro; come at me you jerry curl redguard looking noob tubing hipster fuck

>>31555858
I bet you came here thinking youd find a nice boyfriend to take home to mom that was a gentleman but could plow your ass like a fucking locomotive, unfortunatly youre not a power bottom so youll have to find a steed elsewhere boy this is dragon dildo country..