Things your gun has said the very first time you CC'd her

Are we going to the range again? Wow what are we going to blow up today? Wait, I'm a full size, you can't get me into that leather and plastic holsterahaaaa!
So tight, and warm, pressed against you like this, I...I'm just a 22, but I promise kaptian I'll do my best to keep you safe.

> I never cc anymore because who no reasons but always lug gun from home to car.
> that feel when have no need for violence in day to day life
> even ze gun is at rest...

Anonymous 2016-10-04 06:00:07 Post No.31553456
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>>31553341
> Instant realization of garbled picture and power level revealing weab speak....

No fucks given about using a 22 for cc tho. But everything else is free game.
I also use a 6 inch rough rider as my long car trip gun. A cheap versa carry holster and you can stuff it down your junk Mexican carry style for gas stops and jerky runs. Maximum comfy.
That first time went like this;
> made in Miami, single action reproduction, leads to a very confused gun...

Yea haw dude! Where we going? We haven't been on a boat in years! A range trip? No way!
Why's this trip is taking forever, hey. Why are we stoping?
What is that cheap plastic thing? Hey, what are you shoving up my barrealezzzzzzz. Pwah, what's the big idea partner? Wait, where are you shoving meeeyyyyy?!

>15 minutes of muffled angry surfer cowboy girl screams until the car is reached and the gun is dislodged from my junk
Pwah! Left, partner! How could you? I....I was your first.....
Amazing feeling of a revolver, it stuffs and draws so neatly....

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>>31552769
>Cotton? I know I'm your first, but I don't think I'm THAT special

Anonymous 2016-10-04 09:11:47 Post No.31554252
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>>31552769
"Mmmffffmff mffrt mffrt trfmpph!"

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>>31552769
>Why do you put me in your rucksack? >Are you ashamed of me?
>Please let me out in the open again.

Anonymous 2016-10-04 11:24:19 Post No.31554697
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Anonymous 2016-10-04 11:24:19 Post No.31554697 [Report]

Are we actually going to leave the house?

Anonymous 2016-10-04 11:28:27 Post No.31554707
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>>31552769

> Are you fucking 5.7 manlet really trying to CC a 1858 New army?

After I "holstered" it in a crude chest belt made of with a scarf

> I'm gonna fall! Oh god, i'm gonna fall! I swear i'll ND all my cylinder in your sorry ass if you let me fall.

Such is life in yuropistan.

Anonymous 2016-10-04 11:38:14 Post No.31554734
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>>31552769
I'm an AR15, take me out of your pants.

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