/k/ attempts a meetup

Jesus..

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>>31550913
>Wardaddy begins war stories
>Gonzo is eating his second can of chef boyardee
>Strayrock begins austism about how he fucked a girl before he got here and drew his gun on someone
>Pumpkin and I just sitting and listening to war stories
>call it a night
>Pump, Gonz, and Rock are in their own tent while Wardaddy and I are in our shelter half.
>wake up to Pumpkin telling us Strayrock is lost and he took the radio
>profanity ensues
>finally locate LT Strayrock
>"i just had to take a shit, guys"
>get to eating breakfast
>Pumpkin cooking bacon and then tosses grease onto wardaddy
>Gonzo eating another can of beef ravioli
>"i could eat these things forever"
>continue to shit talk until mid afternoon
>finally decide to shoot shit
>Wardaddy teaches us an Aussie Peel
>"i swear if any of you fuckers shoot me in the ass..."
>actually live fire an aussie peel
>during live fire Harambre hands Pumpkin smacks Wardaddy hard enough to knock him off balance while he's shooting
>everyone else thinks he's doing some Chris Costa c-clamp shooting shit
>Gonzo bumpfires his AK
>Strayrock loses his mags
>take break cause lolnocardio
>while resting AZ Militia rolls by
>wave
>hatch plan for when the swing by next time
>"hey, we just like you, moron larve."
>"you boys know which way the border is? We got ourselves a tame mechecan."
>enter Gonzo gibbering in spainish
>"i told you to speak American!"
>"Dios Mio!"
>i for one am glad the militia did not return for Gonzo was eating all the spaghetti

Cont.

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My fucking face through this entire thing...

Strayrock here, I do cardio, but flagstaff is about 7000 feet above sea level.

>>31551424
Then you don't do enough faggit

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>>31551340
>Strayrock starts getting sick
>"this fucking state is too cold, it fucking sucks."
>it's 60°f at this point.
>he decides to take a nap
>continue swapping stories
>i make plan that Strayrock needs to be in on these stories
>Pumpkin, Gonzo, and myself go 10yds away from tent
>magdump
>wardaddy watches reaction, but is laughing too damn hard
>Strayrock curls up into fetal position, trying to cover his ears
>"i hate you motherfuckers"
>sickness is not cured still
>Strayrock goes into the truck and tries to nap there
>realizes that didn't work and gets out
>starts to throw up
>sounds like Christian Bale's Batman about how he's gonna die, it's coming out his nose, and he hates this state all while throwing up.
>sickness is cured
>drinking and fire grows as sun goes down
>no moon this night
>scream off in the distance
>whole group is in full gear scanning the treeline pulling 360 security for a good 45+ minutes
>"i wouldn't worry about it."
>nightshooting with NODs and IR begins
>Gonzo switches out ravioli for Corona
>Pumpkin is trying to keep up with Wardaddy's drinking (he's not)
>Drunk stories ensue
>Pumpkin tells us how he got blown by a gay porn star cause he was bored
>Strayrock tells the same story of how he fucked his girl (took her vcard) and drew his gun on some guy
>Wardaddy talking about the bodies he slayed innashitstan
>call it night and rack out

Cont.

Pumpkin here,

AMA

Sounds autistic as fuck, but I still wish I had friends near me to go be autistic in the hills with.

>>31551646
How was the gay blow job

>>31551805
Not worth the effort

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>>31551616
>wake up to Wardaddy with his hand on his 1911 cause apparently my snoring sounds like a wild boar
>"i was seriously thinking i was gonna have to shoot some pigs cause they were so fuckin close"
>Gonzo still eating ravioli
>"i fucking hate these things"
>more shooting, bumpfiring, and tannerite happens
>finally pack up
>bounce back to walmart
>we all take turns destroying the toliet in walmart

All and all good weekend. Could be easily summed up in brief exchange
>So we're basically infantry now, right?
>you fucking simple jack retarded mother fucker.

I will say though, i will never eat lettuce wraps ever.

>>31551821
Your story is bad and you should feel bad

>>31551821
Sounds like you had a fun time!

>>31551874
It was a great time. We're trying to set up meets at least quarterly now.

>>31551340
Clean up your campsite loser.

>>31551859
It really is. I can't greentext long stories worth shit
>>31551967
It got clean, loser. Lelnotrace

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>>31550913
>>31551340
>>31551616
>>31551821
Prime example of why meetups are simply an autism support group and assburger circle jerk.

Your story was not funny or interesting in any way.

Also
>Your pics are fucking shit

>>31552007
>t. someone who spent all weekend alone in his house.

>>31552007
>I'm mad that someone else has friend's and is having fun: The Post

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>>31551998
Great, now back to your miserable no camping life.

>>31552060
Rip Cow

This is why I don't ever meet up with any other /k/ommandos.

>>31552076
Which one are you? The red hairy sasquach thing? Also yes, cows are made to be eaten in some cases. RIP Jay

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>>31552007
>your story sucks and you suck
Is only game, y u heff 2 b mad?
>your pics are shit
Blame the 4mb upload limit. Besides, these are the only ones off my phone, the rest are actually in film i need to develop.

>long uninteresting story
>shitty uninteresting photos

>We went camping and got drunk and fucked off like everyone does when they go camping....... yay
>Don't make fun of us, we are boring and think everyone on 4chan cares.... yay

>>31551424
>Strayrock
kys faggot

What a bunch of fucking autists, not the meetup guys, all you fucking whiners

>whaaa your stories and pictures suck

Fuck off, guys got together and went shooting, they met here and wanted to share.

Goddamn I hate you people sometimes.

>>31551646
>flagstaff
Like Arizona??
Nigga i live in phoenix

AZ?
Were you guys from AZ /k/omrads, or another group?

>>31555567
me2

>>31555828
Been trying to find a group to go shooting and operate with

>>31555954
i wouldnt mind joining a bunch of anons to go hunting for skinnies in caves and forests and whatnot, i just went backpacking near payson a few weeks ago

>>31551821
>we all take turns destroying the toilet in walmart

What did the poor toilet do to you?

>>31555974
I just need to get my peq15 ordered so i can do night shoots

>>31556217
Night shooting was fucking awesome.

>>31550913
what kinda guns did yall have

>>31555626
>>31555828
We have a couple guys from Phoenix and some live in Albuquerque.

Hit me up on kik and we'll see about adding you to the group chat

kik:onicos

>>31557369
Mostly AR's, an AK and Mossberg scattergat, then a bunch of pistols

>>31551616
>60F

Tennfag here, that ain't shit. I used to innawoods in 112, and fight fire in 95+.

>>31557742
Yeah he's saying the guy found 60 too cold