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SHALL NOT BE FELT

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Can we have a /k/good feels thread on this wonderful Monday morning?

Incoming greentext
>met a homeless guy at local Arco
>buy him a beer and cigs because he didnt ask me for money or anything despite making eye contact with me
>makes him happy, asks about the CZ in my thigh holster
>end up having a long discussion about guns with this fuckin hobo who seems to know way too much about guns
>see him every couple weeks at midnight and talk to him about guns for like an hour at a time

>one week i see him at arco and get him his beer for the usual sesh
>he's not speaking much
>ask him whats up
>breaks down, cries, and tells me how some shitty nigs have been beating him up every weekend
>says they try to sneak up on him from behind to punch him so he keeps his back to a wall almost every day now because he's scared
>ask him if he has any felonies
>says he doesn't have any
>ask if he has a WA state ID or license
>he does
>Seriously, who the fuck is this guy?
>tell him to meet me at Arco the next day during the afternoon

>pick his ass up on my motorcycle
>take him to local gunshop
>buy him a gift certificate so he can choose a handgun + ammunition
>gets a S&W bodyguard and box of .38 special FMJ but has to wait a few days for handgun because laws
>background check is completely clean
>who the fuck is this model-citizen hobo
>finally gets his gun
>pulls gun out on shitty nogs next weekend, they scatter like rats
>now have a lifelong hobo friend who shoots with me every couple weeks

Dog bless the second amendment.
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You financed a hobo buying a gun. That's putting your money where your SHALL is I guess.
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>>31543684
I have one. Not as good as OP but I will share.

>Be me
>Be at range over the weekend
>Be shooting my garand
>Shoot 40 rounds (was not the only gun I brought)
>Range goes cold so I look for my brass
>Find 39 of my cases
>OCD triggered
>Later range cold again
>Take my time and do a grid pattern search
>Find a cases that where from somebody else (I shoot milsurp and this was commercial)
>Give up
>Done for the day
>Range goes cold
>Pull targets
>Talking with somebody
>Something catches my eye
>MFW my last case
>OCD satisfied

There is nothing better than leaving with all of your brass and some extra brass too.
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>>31543684
Now that's a warm and fuzzy, SHALL-
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>>31543798
If you're trying to say that he shouldn't have a gun, I'll remind you once more that he went through a background check just like everyone else who ever bought a gun legally in the states.

If you're just saying, "oh neat you bought a hobo a gun", then have this picture of pusheen.

>>31543804
You're pretty good.
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>>31543804
>extra brass

Does that not ruin your OCD?
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>>31543684
Feels good man. Glad that dude got to defend himself against the those melanin rich inner city ruffians.
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>>31543837
The latter. Just noting most wouldn't go that far.
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>>31543684
Ur a fuckin nice guy.
keep it up anon.
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Ever meet any qt3.14 unicorns at the range?
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>>31543845
No. It is only triggered if I lose my milsurp brass (it is thicker drawn than commercial). The commercial brass gets thrown into a box for when I run out of milsurp brass.
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>>31543804
I fucking hate people with OCD

They piss me off to no end goddamn I just wish they all fucking die already
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>>31544121
^^^^this but replace OCD with Mugambe supporters
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>>31543962
Why does she look like she has 2 phantom chins
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>>31543684
Dick, your not supposed to buy alcohol and have a gun. But I don't care...
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>>31544592
I think you mean *drink* alcohol or go to a bar and have a gun, you big dumb ape.
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>>31544592
What shithole state do you live in where you cant buy beer from a corner store with a ccw
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>>31544576
>phantom chins
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>>31544674
I live in a shothole country,let me tell you....
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>>31544617
Ooga booga, kiddo.
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>>31544617
Also, most places that sell alcohol prohibit one from carrying a weapon on the premises. You small, smart, ass.
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>>31546059
https://www.usconcealedcarry.com/guy-walks-bar/
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>>31543962
No and neither has that photographer.
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>>31546023

then stfu fag dont tell us what we can and can do
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>>31546244
I don't pay the govt to carry my guns bitch. Be a good obidient, triggered little bitch. Thanks for the bite, sucka
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>>31546244
Also I live in America, this place is going to shit. Im so glad the soldiers took care of the little war on terror. This country has itsl so great now you cant even leave if you wanted to.... fuck your laws and your shitty attitude punk. Thenshitbis coming down on you pussies. Peace out bitch.
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>>31543684
Good on ya OP. Maybe try and find him a job/get him cleaned up? This guy needs to be reintegrated into society.
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>>31546297
>>31546271

Autism
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>>31543684
Good work anon
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>>31543684

OP is a man among men.
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>>31543684

That's a pretty good story OP.
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>>31546059
>>31546137
>research is hard

you sir, are a fucking DONUT
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>>31546396
OP here, I ain't no mother Theresa. I can give the man a gun, but I can't give him the drive to succeed. He's homeless because (he says) he prefers it that way. Its a retarded thing, but seems to be very common in OR/WA
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>>31546880
Ah, hobo by choice. Well, at least he's got the means to defend himself now.
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