So /k/ I had to draw my firearm on another human for the first

>>31534958
Good on you Anon. I've never had to pull mine. A few weeks ago my truckdriver gramps was at a truck stop in Arizona at 2AM when four Mexicans approached him walking across the parking lot to his truck and pulled out knives and started asking for money. He was concealed carry and when he pulled it out the guys ran for Taco Bell.

Shit happens sometimes.

>>31534958
Why not just shoot him and dump his body off the trail somewhere?

>>31535097

Mexicans don't pull knives, that's Puerto Ricans. Get your stereotypes right.

>>31535147

Yeah, you could even fuck the wound and smother your naked body with his innards. No one would know once wild life picks the bones clean.

>>31534958
>>guy throws another rock
That shouldn't have happened, but glad nobody got hurt I guess.

>>31535097
It was actually in Arizona as well

>>31535147
Because it wasn't so much a trail as a small piece of untouched land in a semi large city.

>>31535154
Texan here, Mexicans definetly pull knives out.
>>31535210
Honestly I didn't shoot because I didn't want a lawsuit. That shit horrifies me.

>met qt Mexican guy and got his number
>Mexican guy
>guy
>already with lady friend


Not sure what to make of this post

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>>31534958
>carrying condition 3

>>31535274
I'm a male, and might be bicurious. I'm not a trap nor feminine tho

>she doesn't know

>>31535287
Well, he did say he shoved a glock directly into his pocket.

> This dude was yelling profanities at a cashier at Walmart.
> Can't tell if drunk or retarded.
> I'm in line behind this fuck, "Dude, just chill out."
> He turns to me, "I'm gonna go to my car and blow your fucking head off."
> wew lad.jpg
> Carrying a Ruger LCP.
> The dude clearly doesn't have a weapon.
> Fuck this, pork skins aren't worth this bullshit.
> Put my shit down and walk out.
> "Yea, walk away you bitch, I'll see you outside!"
> wew lad.
> Almost to my car, open door, about to call cops.
> The dude exits and beelines straight to me.
> Open rear door and grab my AR under my backseat.
> Charge it.

I have never seen someone fuck off so hard in my life.

>>31535154
Arizonan here, Mexicans will use knives. Mostly they just go for pack tactics.

>>31535154
>Get your stereotypes right.
maybe you should

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yzcn-3YUQSs
common knowledge since, well forever.

>>31535356
>not worth it

This is exactly why i didn't shoot this crazy ass white boy. The bull shit that follows a shooting does not sound fun AT ALL.

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>>31535291

>>31534958
Say lady friend more you compensating cringy douche.

>>31535492
>>31535482
>>31535462
Someone's salty

>>31535593
Yup we're all salty of a faggot who got btfo by some teen on a hiking trail. Thanks for stopping by and sharing your blog though. Really.

>>31535611
>I've never drawn a firearm on someone and I'm mad the post

>>31535625
>I'm a closet fag the post
Why would I be upset I didn't draw my CC on someone? That makes no sense where I'm right in saying you're a closeted queen who's craving attention

>>31535640
Ok kid. Its Sunday you should get ready for school tomorrow

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>>31535154

>mexicans don't pull knives

>>31535097

Where at, anon?

>>31534958
Right there with you OP. Had to draw down for the first time ever as well a month ago. Will green text.
>be me 21
>on vacation with new GF
>take her home to WV to meet my mother and some cousins and such
>teaching her to shoot, she's never even held a gun before
>buy her some purple ear and eye pro cutei3.14.jpg
>go over basics with her, trigger discipline and muzzle awareness etc.
>go to local public park/fishing/hunting/reserve nonsense
>find open field with dirt bank to shoot at
>drop blanket, guns, and ammo about 100 yards out in the shade for prep area
>take her up with each gun one by one teaching her and having a blast
>after about an hour I'm messing around with some of the new 000 buck for my coach while she watches
>head back to reload and get some water
>here engine approaching
>slip ear pro off and stand up, 4x4 golf cart nonsense flying up on us, two rednecks at the helm
>slip round in chamber but leave breech open
>hill billies come flying out and jump out, can see one is OC a big revolver
>they start yelling at me
>something about owning a piece of land about a mile away
>trying to hunt
>my range day is scaring away their durr
>try explaining that we are on public land and we will be gone before to long
>guy is getting more and more pissed
>waving around, hand going to close to gun for my comfort
>calls me a faggot, says he should kick my ass, calls my GF a whore, and drops his hand on to the holstered gun
>whip barrel up and slam breech closed
>shoulder and put the barrels right in his face
>tell him to take his hand off his gun before I drop him
>tell them both to fuck off before I loose my temper
>they scamper back to fudd mobile and drive off
>wait a minute or so to make sure they're gone
>immieaditely pack up and head back to Jeep
>dump 20 rounds out SKS into trees just to drive point home and scare off anymore deer

Went home and GF fucked me silly for being all heroic and such. Glad she didn't see how much I was shaking.

>>31535875
OP here, my voice was shaky AF when I was talking to the cops. I felt like a huge bitch. She thought that I was the bees knees.

>>31535932
My voice was steady, but I could barely hold the barrel on target. Arms were jelly.
>inb4 moms spaghetti

>>31535932
Probably the adrenaline.
I'd be shaking like shit in a situation where shooting a man or getting shot by him is a possibility.
Not that i've ever shot a gun in my life, hehe.

>>31535932
But you are a huge bitch so that is to be expected.

>>31535679
Nope skipping tommrow and you'll still be a closet case beaner

>>31534958
Fuck you Eric you texas piece of shit.

>>31535784
Why would Mexicans bother with knives when they get free firearms from the ATF?

>>31536119
Fuck off Wil

>>31534958
>tfw no qt bf to tickle bumholes with after he saves me from a methhead

>>31536129
Dios mio

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>>31534958
What was the race of the belligerent?

>>31535679
/pol/

When I know my arguments won't work and I'm afraid that my whole life I have been lied to however I refuse to see the truth in front of my eyes every time I turn on the tv or news because I'm scared of being called a word designed to shut down conversation. I respond with /pol/.

>>31536146
White

I almost had to draw once but I was able to scare him off with "Command Presence" but in reality as was scared like a little bitch.

> Be department store security guard on weekend. I carry a Bodyguard 380 because fuck policy
> Power goes out. Typical bullshit, evacuate customers, lock doors. Go to the bathroom, pop BG380 from ankle holster into my waistband under my security jacket 'just in case' and go back out
> All associates leave. I'm on night watch until power comes back.
> All associates gone except manager, store manager and my girl friend (I was fucking an associate at the time)
> She doesn't have a ride. They tell me to take her. I drive her to her ghetto ass neighborhood and come back.
> Get out of car and go to front doors. They're locked as they should be but my managers aren't waiting for me like they should've been.
> Knock a few times, they're literally nowhere near the doors. About to call them-
> Notice big guy with backpack walk toward me.
> Oh fuck. There are like sirens in the distance because ghetto with the lights out = minor chaos, this shopping strip is abandoned but I he is coming toward me. Of course.
> Decide to hold off on phone, watch him because he comes right up beside me against the other sets of doors.
> "Do you have the keys to this place?"
> Put hand on grip of pistol in my waistband.
> "No."
> "You have a car."
> "No." Should probably be saying more but I'm expecting this guy to rob me. I can see even in the darkness he's some big ass Mexican guy with his hands in his pockets.
> "Do you know what the crime index in this area is?"
> "Dunno." should've said something cool like 'about to be one percent less if you don't fuck off' but I'm trying to remain composed.
> "Do you think you have an angel with you tonight."
> Well, that was everything I needed.
> Hold off on gun, take flashlight from my pocket with free hand and turn the strobe on him.

> "You're not going to stand there and threaten my life. Fuck off. This is private property, we're closed and you have no business being here so get out of here. Start walking."
> I yell at him, because now I'm pissed off he's going to stand there and play dumb games with me. Still holding the grip of my handgun in my waistband. I live in NY so we have fucked up laws regarding self defense and brandishing, don't want to risk 'jumping the gun'
> He walks away, but only four or five feet and hides behind a pillar to the building.
> "No, you get out from behind there. Keep walking until I can't see you anymore. All the way up the sidewalk."
> He heads down the alley.
> See two state trooper cars hauling ass through the lot wolf packing because shit is crazy with the lights out. Tried to signal but they didn't see me.
> Finally the managers heard the shouting and came to let me in.
> "Where the FUCK were you I almost had to shoot someone." - Finally I'm allowed to freak out.
> Call PD
> The show up 30 minutes later (which is impressive usually they don't even show up) but all he did was shine his flashlight down the alley and drive away. Didn't even stick around to talk to me or anything, but it was a black out so shit was crazy.

So yeah. That was my first time I had to deal with that sort of thing. It's not very exciting and I remained composed during it but the whole thing was scary, once it's over I had to decompress but it turned out alright.

I should've said some cool shit at the time. Like 'do you have an angel with you tonight' and been like "Yeah, two of them. Smith & Wesson" but I was more concerned with him producing a weapon out of his pockets than making puns.

>>31535492
>meet this qt. Mexican guy

He is gay, it is a fucking lady friend.

>>31536380
>>31536326
>making puns is hard

Fuck yes oh my god, I honestly don't know how I was able to talk. When I was on the phone with dispatch I swear I was talking mumbo jumbo. Somehow she was able to understand everything.

>>31536429
Shhh... let the high school kids try and act hard.

>>31536326
>> "Do you know what the crime index in this area is?"

Shit that never happened

>>31537197

I don't know what to tell you. That's literally what he asked me.

>>31536326

Gonna name my carry piece "Angel".

>>31535291
Need pics fampai.

>>31537512
kys faggot

>>31537546
Rather not, thanks.

>>31537301
Anyone who lived in the ghetto for any period of time will never believe your story. Leave it out (even if it happened) if you tell it in the future senpai.

>>31537890

It happened. I'm sharing it. It's whatever he literally quote said "what do you think the crime index is in this area?" Like he was auditioning for a role in pulp fiction.

Can't make it up. He did it and it was one of the few things he said during the exchange.

I've had two times in my life. Not green texting because it's a pain.

First

Working EP gig
Nobody famous, just some dildo with too much money and not enough manners.
Pull up outside office in new Orleans
Shitbox car is sitting right where we are supposed to stop.
Driver corrects and pulls up in front very close to car
Basketball American gets out bitching become he's boxed in
Says he's about to start "popping shots"
Team lead moves client out to building
I hop out rear left and level Glock 17 at the guys head
Scream for him to show me his hands
Starts talking about how his boys are gonna fuck me up.
Client is inside, get back in the truck and haul ass out.
Left it to site security.

>>31538111
Second

Take my wife out for her birthday
Got to stop by her friend's parents' house to pick up gift.
Talk to dude outside he says everyone is inside.
Start up walkway
Fucking bulldog out of no where.
Charges us ears back tail down hackles up
Push her behind me and out comes my carry piece.
Take a step back dog takes two forward.
Tell dude outside to get the dog
He does the typical"it's a sweet little puppy it won't hurt anyone" bullshit
Finally tell him to get the dog or I'll shoot the fucking thing.
He tells me if I shoot we will have problems
I tell him to make his fucking move then
He finally gets the damn animal away and tells me hotheads like me don't need guns
I tell him stupid motherfuckers like him don't need dogs
He fucks off inside and cries to the family
They side with me.

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>>31535875
>>dump 20 rounds out SKS into trees just to drive point home and scare off anymore deer

lel my nigga

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>>31535291
/lgbt/
Please fuck off

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>>31535291
please conform to pic related

>>31537890
I'm from Baltimore and I can see a a dude with above average intelligence for the hood say that shit cause he thinks its cool. Especially mexicans.

>>31537890
Literally I have been asked that same shit by some wild meth negro on his moped. Fucking high off his ass just "DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE CRIME INDEX IS IN THIS AIR-EE-UH.......... SIR?"

Like there's a handful of times where the hair on my neck raised up and that was one of them. Fortunately my, "no I don't believe in the main stream media," gamble was the magic words and he held out his fist, touched it to my car, and zipped through a red light across traffic.

I like to believe he's still driving around asking random questions but likely he found a stray dog and raped it or something like that.

>>31534958
>qt Mexican guy
are you a faggot?

>>31535259
>Texan here, Mexicans definitely pull knives out

Seconded from Texfag. Only time we would ever see stab wounds in the hospital it was A) bums that went at it B) Hispanic/Mexican events

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>>31535274
I'm all for homosexuals carrying firearms.

Pink pistols bro.

No homo.

>draw weapon on someone throwing rocks
>forgot compass
>completely unprepared

I didn't know we had a future LT here

>>31538702
kek

>>31535287
>Not carrying condition fabric

>>31538702
The guy wasnt that bright but you should draw down on someone winging rocks at your head man.

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>>31529197
I have a HD story

>Live in mid-tier neighborhood, but about a mile or two from a real shithole in East TN
>Power is out, and early Summer, so all of the windows are open to let air flow
>Get out of bed sometime during the night to take a shit
>Come back into bedroom and can see and hear a figure cutting the screen on my bedroom window
>Take two steps forward to grab PTR-91
>Fire three shots through window screen
>First shot definitely connected because I heard a scream, my guess would be right shoulder area, guy runs away
>Second two shots go high because lol308 and under stress
>Can't hear anything afterwards
>Friend who was staying over at the time calls cops
>Cops get there 45 minutes later because rural police a shit
>Was scared because I thought they were gonna take away PTR for evidence, and I love my raifu
>Officer basically told me that he didn't care, since I was okay, with no body to show, and if the guy ended up dying later on, it was one less crackhead on the streets
>Lets me keep PTR
All in all, it was a good day.

>>31538848
Fuck, I don't know why I linked that post

Oh well

>>31538823
Yup, people has been killing each other with rocks since we rode dinosaurs. Goliath got dropped by a little bitch with a rock too, bet he wished he was carrying condition 3 and knew rocks fucking suck

here is my story...

>work in pretty liberal town
>work as a manager in a hotel
>alphamaleflyasfuck.gif
>working late night audit shift because I don't trust the kids that work under me just yet. (New job for me and I just moved out here due to life shit)
>carry in the small of my back. Sports coat covered all.
>late night hotel is full and we got a quite a few drinks stumbling in and out. Unbeknownst to myself there is a local pimp hanging out at the McDonald's two blocks away.
>third week of seeing the same chick come back with a guy and hearing them bone in the halls and see shadey Mexican hanging around lobby.
>ask him if there is something wrong because he's jittery watching his watch.
>turn my attention away a minute due to my GM calling late night cause her power at her house went out.
>hear suddenly loud shouting and banging so I hang up on her mid sentence
>run down hall to noise and see the Mexican punch his arm into a door and begin to mexi-kick the door.
>mexicanhatdance.exe
>he's shouting in Spanish "get out hear you crack whore!" Kicking and slamming himself at the door.
>needles and crack pipe fall out his jacket as he's doing all this and I decide it's enough.
>"sir I need to to back away from the door and quit shouting."
>Mexican stops briefly and pulls out a knife from his anus I think. Takes a step towards me.
>my gun is on him in a heart beat. "Get on the floor you worthless piece of shit. Now!"
>scared Mexican drops knife and runs.
>I call cops. The girl gets arrested and hey find him down the road. He gets prostitution charges and illegal immigration, possession of controlled substance, resisting arrest . Girl is booked for prostitution, theft and possession of controlled substance.
>hotel guest gets possession of controlled substance.
>and he also most likely got a new std to explain to his wife too all hopes betting. (Overheard cops talking about her being a hiv carrier)
>mfw Mexican was almost George Zimmermans clone.

>>31534958
Sounds like you did good anon.

My story
>Be Securi-fag innacity
>Get off shift at 2300
>95% Humidity August bullshit
>Take off duty belt and uniform shirt and toss them in the trunk
>Put on CCW on a paddle rig
>Get stopped at a red light on the drive home, 3rd car in line
>A wild homeless appears
>Knocks on car #1 window and shakes a cup
>Driver ignores, is graced with FUCK YOU'S and angry hand motions
>Proceeds to car #2 and repeats, is visibly more agitated this time
>Draw CCW and keep below window line
>Fuck why won't this light change
>Just before he smudges my glass I raise the barrel up to eye level, pointed at the ceiling
>Homeless skips my car and goes to #4
>Light changes and I bail

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>>31535356
>> Open rear door and grab my AR under my backseat.
>> Charge it.
>I have never seen someone fuck off so hard in my life.

>>31536380
>I should've said some cool shit at the time. Like 'do you have an angel with you tonight' and been like "Yeah, two of them. Smith & Wesson" but I was more concerned with him producing a weapon out of his pockets than making puns.
It's okay, some of us can't come up with that even when we were casually slinging insults between friends let alone when some thug is trying to get cute.

>>31535259
Really sounds like a place in Phoenix I've been to. Care to disclose the name?

>summer 2016
>gf lives in a house with three other girls
>all gone for the day, no one back til 11pm
>6 hours all alone :^)
>things get a little spicy and we're 20 seconds away from fucking
>suddenly hear back door open
>oh shit
>grab sig from my backpack
>hard as diamonds
>peek one eye out the door
>one of her fucking roommates for home so early
> mfw my first ever interaction with this girl was almost butt naked, gun drawn, rock hard.

Felt like I was living in a greentext.

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>>31534958
WHY THE FUCK DOES ALMOST EVERY /K/OMMANDO WHO HAVE THESE EXPERIENCES NEVER HAVE ONE IN THE CHAMBER!?
Don't you asshats realize that that half a second could cost you your fucking life!? Fucking lucky morons is all you, and don't expect that luck to never run out.

Glad you're safe though, OP.

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>>31535291
faggot

>>31539360
You should have run out into the hallway firing into the ceiling while shouting incoherently and stroking your erection to assert your dominance

>>31539360
I feel like I've read that story before

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>>31538959
>Drawing pre-emptively on a bum asking for change
>doing nothing but cussing and tapping window
>clearly see first two "no's" are met with the bum retreating and going to next car

Taking the force continuum from "verbal commands" to "assault with a deadly weapon" The Post.

>>31535291
>I'm a male, and might be bicurious.
>she doesn't know

This is how shit like AIDS gets into the straight population asshole.

>>31535356
>get AR
>charge it


so you carry around a battery powered airsoft gun in your car ?


better head on over to >>/asp/
tough guy

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>>31535291
It's one thing to be a faggot, it's another to lie to yourself

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>>31539705
Not worth a serious response.

>>31539705
>better head on over to >>/asp/

Nah, Aspies are usually kinda smart, just weird. He needs to go to /downs/

A day or two prior I had a sleep paralysis nightmare (while sleeping on the couch) believing I had left my front door open allowing a ghoul inside to attack me.

>living alone, recently moved in
>sleeping on couch downstairs & it's late
>wife is flying in tomorrow night
>I saw the itinerary
>hear door fumbling
>I instantly grab phone, leap over couch, roaring "HEY, HEY" and move to actual cover near hallway entrance
>3x condition one guns but none are downstairs or within arms reach
>next to book case, grab tomahawk off display and kill lights
>door handle rotating up and down, taunting me
>this is my day
>I roar again, "I WILL SPLIT YOUR SKULL"
>waiting on response before I send axe first swing thru the shitty window that could let any intruder unlock the apartment
>wife's calling, I suddenly hear laughter outside
>wife fucking drove across country to surprise me
>wife was trying different keys on the door
>let her in, tell her I need to cool down

I don't know OP, you stayed safe, but egging the kid on might have been a poor call. Can't blame you though.

Do you know why he decided to go after you?

>>31539448

Given the general level of intelligence on this board, half of /k/ will end up NDing into their brain stem if they carried with one in the chamber.

>>31538848
My sleep deprived eyes read PTRS-1 instead of PTR-91

Thought you were gonna defend your shit with 14.5 millimeters of glorious Russian anti tank fuckery

The closest I've gotten was pointing my AR at a Bernie supporter going door-to-door out in the boonies, after she walked 500 ft from the road to get to my front door and going past at least two No Tresspassing signs. She walked away doing that Muslim pointing to Allah thing.

>>31539360

>copypasta

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>>31534958
>He threw a rock at me
>I was in fear for my life
Pick one

Good job getting down to his level and escalating random bullshit. Really bang up blog post anon.

>>31539861
>laughter

you got yourself a keeper anon

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Hey /k/, quick question. Being an Amerifag, I never actually looked into handgun laws for other countries. Are there any countries in which you can legally purchase and carry a handgun younger than in America?

>>31535259
Get some Navajos and Apaches to be bros. If they hear or see you in trouble they will skin or chain them to a truck and drag those mexicans to death

>>31540053
did you miss the part when the bastard was chucking sizable rocks at him?

>making clear advances on him
>making clear death threats
>throwing rocks that could concuss or otherwise hurt him

Drawing was justified.

>>31535415
Mexican-Arizonan here. Can confirm, they will attack law abiding Mexican-Arizonans as well.

CC ALL DAY

NO EXCEPTIONS

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>be inna university
>receive police reports about a pack of urban youths robbing people at night
>receive reports of a rape at knifepoint the first night people moved in
>receive report of a bunch of white guys throwing death threats at people in their pickup
>receive report of a shooting close to campus that injured three people
>tfw too young to carry
>tfw VA schools cant into campus carry
>all of this shit is going on in RetiredWhitePeopleVille, USA

It's a strange feeling, being at the mercy of fate.

>>31535875

Got me at the 20 rounds. GJ m8

>>31540191
What is civil disobedience?

>>31540191
Working at a business that was on a campus was the reason I started carrying. The VA campus carry ban rules didn't apply to private businesses on the campus, and those fucking public universities are dangerous places.

>>31539448
because people smart enough to carry condition 1 are also smart enough to exercise proper avoidance and DE-escalation

>>31540405
Call me a cuck, but the felony that would be CC'ing illegally would be worse than losing my phone and wallet. At this point, I'm just brushing up on avoidance strategies and my situational awareness.

University police are starting to make their presence known at night, but they've warned us that they can't be everywhere.

I feel really sorry for my female classmates, though. They're at a lot more risk than I am.

>>31534958
Why didn't you just walk up and make him eat one of his rocks?

>>31539666
Trips of truth

>>31535291
might be huh. go suck cocks for a living already and stop lying to that poor girl

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>>31538911
>>31538823
this is why people should wear helmets while defending themselves against wild goblins

>>31540549
>I feel really sorry for my female classmates, though. They're at a lot more risk than I am.
You have two perfectly good holes as I see it, anon.

>>31540134
No but i read the story as follows.
Retard 1: Hey FU
Retard 2: No U
Retard 1: Wanna fight?
Retard 2: k
Retard 1: approaches and throws rock
Retard 2: (wtf omg i didnt mean violence.) *pulls gun*

Im not saying the rock thrower was not a jackass, just that OP is too and he shouldnt be suprised when someone tries to injure him after saying "yes" to "do you wanna fight?"

>>31539666
Satan's right guys.

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>>31538461
>he lika da weeny

>>31538931
shoulda just flimmflammed the zimmerman lookalike and collected the hot pussy from edgy SJW chicks.

>>31540549
just carry a bp pistol

>>31540662
sauce?

>>31535147
Because you don't shoot someone unless absolutely fucking necessary?

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>>31534958
>mfw the only time i drew my carry pistol i had to use it on a dog going after my daughter

>>31541342
Cunt Slayer

>>31535147
what is threat assessment?

>>31534958
so by "had to draw my firearm" you mean "having a gun made no difference whatsoever because he left on his own"

>>31539963
If he did, it would explain why they didn't find the body tho

>>31534958
>>31535291
>gay

Get the fuck out, defect.

>>31539620
I think I've posted it one other time.

>>31543226

lol haha classic 4chan

>>31535287
I carry condition -1, continuously discharging my weapon as I go about my day. Ammo bill's a bitch

>>31536123
They weren't part of the Cartel yet

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>>31538615
> but likely he found a stray dog and raped it or something like that.

>>31538848
>one less crackhead on the streets
Fucking American police is the best. In Poland, you'd be in jail right now and they would treat you worse than a serial pedophile.

>>31539666
It's really not, but little things like facts aren't likely to change your mind.

>>31535291
>she doesn't know
Work up to telling her /k/omrade, a lot of women find two guys together to be hot.

>>31540473

Lol, he thinks adding a step to his process makes him smarter. People like you.

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>>31535875
>dump 20 rounds out SKS into trees just to drive point home and scare off anymore deer

Good on ya; fuckin rednecks

>>31535875
So you are an over reacting faggot who thinks he's big and bad and better than everybody else.

>>31544803
>drunken rednecks with guns were confronting him and threatening violence

Doesn't seem like over reaction to me.

>>31535154
>be Texan
>working security at an apartment complex
>9/10 calls are mexicamlns pulling knives
>some dindu kept brealing into a make ready
>mexicam maintenance crew caught him in there
>dindu pulled knife on the assistant
>lead pulled knife on the dindu and made him run away

>>31543354
you'll find its easier if you open carry your clearing bucket at 3 o'clock and just stuff the muzzle into your gravel medium, that way your hand's still free when you aren't pulling the trigger

>>31539705
>>31539747
no /wwe/ board yet, I just want my damn martial arts and airshitting threads back

>>31539360

similar to my story

>canuckfag
>chilling on computer in room late at night in summer
>hear loud crashing noise down hallway
>itshappening.img
>grab 1911 from quick access pistol safe
>load, ready, safe
>walk down hall with gun up
>turn on lights as i enter living room
>pause for silence
>aggressively enter the kitchen (separated from living room)
>see broom laying on the floor with some empty pizza boxes it knocked over on its way down

and thats the story of how i heroically defended my apartment from a broom.

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>>31546055
Oh shit anon

>>31544803
So you would have apologized to the violent inbred fucks? And then what, given them a complimentary bj and let them fuck your girl?

>>31539705
Somebody doesn't know fuck all about the laws of carrying a rifle innacar, or understand basic firearms terminology

come back when you're 18 or kys

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I've never drawn a gun on another person, but I did inadvertently stop a home invasion with one.

>be me, stupid young Anon age 25
>waiting for weed man
>cleaning Maadi
>hear the doorknob jiggle
>weedshere.gif
>yell "be right there" as I pull and release charging handle to confirm proper re-assembly
>go to door
>noonesthere.jpg
>return to living room
>just sit down and hear knock on door
>open door, it's weed man
>weed man tells me he just passed two niggers running away from my door at the speed of light
>mfw

>>31548050
>yousumbitch anon
>showed story to waifu
>her sides rupture

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>ITT: r*ddit

>>31534958
I did a few years ago, too
>used to work in ghetto
>drop by work late at night(~2am) to pick something up
>go in through back door, get out and into care
>checked everything out and nigger sees me
>probably thinks I'm an easy target
>starts walking up to my car
>roll down window
>have gun out pointed directly at him
>"keep walking"
>he doesn't says a word, turns 180 and walks off twice as fast as he walked up

>>31540134
Was definately a justified draw.

>>31540098
Finland

>>31548050
haha faggot u got fuckin ding dong ditched

>>31534958

Did you agree to testify?

>>31543632
these stories usually only happen in the country. Well, from my experience in texas. this same thing happened to my neighbor. but we lived in the country

i gots a story for you OP
>last week
>Walking home late at night
>decide to take a shortcut down a back alley.
>a man walks up to me with a knife drawn, and demands my wallet.
>Pretend to comply and act like i'm reaching for my wallet
>Lucky for me i'm CCing my semi auto BuzzBee™ Jaguer 6 dart pistol, with indexing clip.
>whip it out and plant 2 darts square in his chest and another in his head for good measure.
>dial 911
>police arrive soon
>everyone congratulating me and shaking my hand, patting me on the back
>Cops pool some money and get me a gift card to TJ MAXX
>Mayor gives me key to the city
all in all, turned out pretty well

>>31535154
I'm Mexican and I've carried a knife since I could walk

uaghghhghggh every time ive needed a gun i didnt have one and every time ive had a gun i havent been accosted. i think maybe when i carry i have a more assertive posture and it keeps people away. anyways here are two greentexts that made me start carrying everyday, everywhere, regardless of whether it is legal or not (aka in bars)

>out downtown with qt ive been pretty much begging to take out
>standing in front of a bar we just left drinking our beers on the sidewalk talking
>some scraggly dindu walks up and aks me "ey you anon?"
>instantly feel adrenaline kick in, reminds me of high school
>stutter back an 'uh yeaa'
>"ey you used to fuck wid my boi when you was in high school but runnin wit some real niggas now anon"
>tell him i have no idea what hes talking about, as i can distinctly remember NOT picking on any dindus because my high school was majority black
>"he want you to come talk to him"
>look over this niggas shoulder and see a mob of haitians standing about 50 feet back down the street
>nah im good dude i have no idea who youre talking about
>shaking like a fucking leaf
>"cmon breh just come talk to him"
>no dude, sorry im good if he wants to talk he can come over here
>tell him hey im sorry bro if i messed with anyone i was young and stupid and i feel bad if hes still upset about it
>literally almost michael j fox tier at this point because i can recognize some of the real niggas he was talking about and they werent no joke
>dude is real animated so im having a hard time paying attention and watching his hands for a knife or something
>for some reason drops it
>"you seem like you turned out alright, anon. ill tell my boy what u said.aint no need to be scared and shakin and shit"
>'uh uh alright'
>"ite man have a drink on me, see ya later"
>turn the corner and tell the qt, 'look we gotta fucking go, NOW' and start to book it to the parking lot
>she is confus and doesnt understand because it ended well

cont:

>>31534958
Are you cute

>tell her look maybe he dropped it for now but a few drinks later he might not be so forgiving. lets go. now.
>realize im looking like a gigantic faggot and will never get laid at this point
>she still wants to go out, so we drive to another bar further up the beach in a nicer area
>that places closes and we meet some people leaving that are going to another bar
>driving through ghetto to get to next bar, look out window and there is a fat dindu with her titties out standing on her porch
>the fuq?
>go to next bar, get hammered
>end up hooking up later that night somehow
>everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg

im not entirely sure who the kid that was beefing with me was, but i have a good idea. there was a white kid in my neighborhood that i was friends with until i was like 8 and then we stopped hanging out. we went to elementary, middle and high school together but never spoke. after high school he started hanging out with REALLY grimy ghetto dindus and im suspecting it was him that set the whole thing up to fuck with me.

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>>31534958
Almost had to pull my CCW on THE David Gletty, go ahead and google him.
>Coming back from hardware store w/ex's dad
>he is a retired Salt, absolute teapot of a man
>democrat AF, short, potbelly, strong as a godamn ox
>voice like mud tired on a gravel road
>inna 1700 Orlando traffic waiting to turn left across traffic
>shitdick "security specialist" rides his bike into oncoming traffic, nearly gets grilled by little old hispanic man
>brakes slamming, tires screeching, horns blaring, whole 9 yards
>little old hispanic terrified and apologizing profusely while gridlocked
>David "Child Rapist Gletty" hops off 10speed and starts pounding on this guys hood screaming every slurr in the book and then some
>ex salt jumps out of my truck and speed waddles over to tell him to fuck off and mitigate the situation
>once traffic clears i make it across and park to get out
>"YOU GODAMN NIGGERS WANNA ALL TAKE ME ON? IM EX FBI MOTHER FUCKERS!"
>"HOW ABOUT YOU FAGGOT, YOU WANNA SUCK MY DICK?
>at this point theres a sizable crowd, most videotaping it for da lulz
>points at me "HEY I KNOW YOU, YOURE THE CHILD MOLESTER, YOUR PICTURES DOWN AT THE POST OFFICE"
>"YOU FAT NIGGERS WANT TO FIGHT ME? I'LL TAKE YOU ALL ON
At this point he assumes a squating defensive position with his fist up like a Donald Duck comic.
>Starts coming at me
>"Listen bud you better leave before this gets nasty. Just turn around and fucking leave man."
He just keeps crab walking towards me ready to fuck my tight boiipucci
Cont.

>>31549208
>Major gives me key to the city

lol this is fake

>>31540549
Anyone know if VA makes it illegal to carry on private campuses too?

>>31550140
Don't waltz in telling every stranger you meet on campus that you're armed, simple that that

>>31550157
Don't plan to, but let's say I did carry on campus (private, not state school) , and I printed and a liberal pussy gets all uppity, I'd rather not be in for a felony or some weapons charge then lose all my guns

story 2:

>just left funeral of this chick that i used to work with, wanted to get a drink with my cousin since he lives in the area
>head on over to a bar that has awesome wings
>hang out, have a couple beers and eat some dank wings
>decide to call it a night, go to parking garage and my front tire is flat
>great.tar.gz
>check spare, spare is flat
>use fix a flat, sprays out all over the garage. tire is shredded
>call up state farm for a tow, lady says itll be an hour, head back to bar
>hour passes, wrecker dude calls me up says hes out there, pay my tab and walk to garage
>car is on the first floor of the garage and hes gotta back up the wrecker to the entrance, thereby blocking the single entrance/exit of the bank next door
>its 11pm, who needs to go to the bank right now anyways right
>old piece of shit toyota flies up, guy asks me if its my ride
>uh no i didnt call anyone
>big ass dindu with dreads and is ripped like a fucking college football player hops out and starts chimping over blocking the bank entrance
>blocking the fucking entrance we need to move etc etc getting real aggro and cursing and screaming
>wrecker dude is calm as can be, figured he was carrying
>im pissing my pants because motherfucker is acting real erratic
>finally get the car up on the truck and i tell the dude ill give him $20 to drop me off at home because its on the way to the shop i have work on my car
>we start driving off and homie in the toyota starts following us
>follows us all the way to my city, about 5 miles up the road, taking every fucking turn we do
>guy eventually uturns it and goes back south
>next paycheck get a conceal carry piece even though ive already had my permit for like a year

and since i started carrying every fucking day everywhere ive gone ive yet to had one issue ever, and these were the only two that stuck out in my mind. sorry to be a fucking pussy but ive dealt with chimp out crazy behavior that ended in assault or worse quite a few times over the years

>>31550299
um, where do you live?

>>31535679
Nah he got you good. You're a closet head case beaner who got BTFO by a teen white boy lol

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The only time I drew down on someone was when I was walking my fence line (neighbor is a cattle rancher, I help him check fence) and see an OD green tent by the bushes near the road.

"Hey! Is anyone in there?
Dude stumbles out, stinks like BO and cheap whiskey
"Sir, this is private property. Pack your shit and go."
>Hobo asks for money
>We brothas
I pull out my phone and as I'm dialing 911 I tell him I'm calling the cops.
>Hobo starts calling me coon, Uncle Tom, and shit.
>Don't hit send
>Draw gun
"Get the fuck off my property right now or I'll tell the cops you came at me and I feared for my life. Nigger."
>Hobo gets on bike and books it off.
>Burn hobo's stuff with my garbage.

>>31550386

grew up in broward but now live in boca.

>>31550433
LOL
He wasn't a hobo.
He was a camping enthusiast.

>>31539666
Satan, what are you doing here?

>>31535154
Texican here. Can definitely attest to the fact that Mexicans do pull knives. As I have a scar in my belly button from getting stabbed when I was a young whipper snapper. By a Mexican.

>>31536380
>but I was more concerned with him producing a weapon out of his pockets than making puns.
It is like you are missing the entire point of carrying

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>>31539963
pic related

>>31550500
>/k/ encounters /out/

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>>31539658
Homeless beggar scum aren't real people.
To any bleeding hearts that might disagree, please preemptively go fuck yourselves.
Having regularly ridden public transport for a few years and seeing the same lazy street shitting panhandling scum every fucking day begging for money, they should be euthenized.

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I got one.
>Living in my old apartment a few years ago
>Concrete walls, pretty rad, styling of a Nazi bunker, but decent furnishings
>It's 2am on a Saturday and I'm at the "cheap whiskey and Youtube" part of the night
>Someone knocks on my door
>Fucking what
>Can hear it's a bunch of grimey 20-somethings, they sound fucked up, usual "ERMAGAWD SO THEN I SAID HAFARGLARFAGLD"out there
>Grab my shotgun, keep it out of sight
>Leave chain and folding latch on door, open it a bit
>Gruff "whadafuckyewwant"
>B-bruh u got money for smokes bruh
>"No fuck off"
>Starts KICKING MY FUCKING DOOR and howling every epithet he can
>Jesus this went south quickly
>Shoves his arm through the crack
>Bash his hand with the butt, shove barrel out the door and loudly demand he fuck off
>Yelling turns into an ear-splitting REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE chorus from the girls as they fuck off as fast as they can
>MFW
>Go back inside, drink more
>Find out next day they got high, smashed a storage room in the building and got insta-evicted
Edmonton, ladies and gents.

>>31538848
I wish our police were so based

>>31538111
>>31538204
>not greentexting because it's a pain
Literally only 30 characters more to greentext that entire piece of shit. Yeah never mind wouldn't have been worth it

>>31540098
Somalia?

>>31540871
Kek

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>>31535291

>>31544803
U r a fagg

>>31540053
Rocks are lethal force you idiot. If i'm carrying a gun and you pick up a rock and approach in a threatening manner or attempt to throw it at me I will end your fucking life. I've been robbed three times and I'm tired of having my life put at risk by others. You get JHP until you're done moving.

>>31550101
That was your first clue?

>>31550140
Liberty?

>>31555741
Liberty has +1 for guns but -1 for curfew and -1 for no gender mixing allowed. But no, not liberty, think other private liberal arts college that I'm not going to say because I aunt getting caught no way no how

>>31556552
As a Marylander, I have to say you're fucking retarded if you have an opportunity to go somewhere with campus carry and you choose not to.
It's a felony to carry a knife in any school here.

>>31535154
Mexican here, I got my first knife when I was 5. however Mexicans ussually stab then take your shit not just wave it around. it's the cultural nuances.

>>31550140
Winchester Anon here, used to work for Shenandoah University. Campus Carry is a no go even for staff

>>31541342
Goblin Slayer, though good luck trying to find an English translation of it

>>31536692
In a firearms law seminar I attended the lawyer said to say as little descriptions as possible to 911 because you will fuck up even if you recite lines

>>31535274
>>31535291
not him but
>have been wanking to gay porn for a year now
is it time for me to remove the suffix of curious yet?

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>>31539448

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>>31535154
I have a big scar on my ring finger from a fucking mexican slashing me with his knife. And im a puetro rican.

>>31544803
spotted the redneck that got his deer startled

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>>31550433
>Hobo starts calling me coon, Uncle Tom, and shit.
>"Get the fuck off my property right now or I'll tell the cops you came at me and I feared for my life. Nigger."

>>31535356
>tfw you weren't born as a U.S. of A. citizen
>you'd first have to migrate to actually be able to have an AR-15 within and posses it without needless bullshit.

Goddamnit guys, please tell me their is room for one more European over there in Texas.

>>31558154
Pics or gtfo

>>31535679
Yfw hes right
Also
>Kid
The trademark of a grade A asshole

>>31539658
dude fug off, homeless are a lost cause. Their are the ones who fall on hard times and temporarily go into a shelter to get back on their, but for the most part they are wino's, drug addicts, or some other form of reject. I've seen the same homless junkie bitch sit in front of the VA hospital begging for money for about 3 years now. All the employees know not to give her money since shes just blows it on crack but its still annoying.

>>31540053
I guess you never got rocks thrown full force at you by an ad-ult. I got rocks thrown at me and spit on in France, probably because they didnt have guns :^)

>>31540191
just carry anyway you dweeb, I carry a glock 17 in my bagaroo. Its not as handy as IWB but its better than absolutely nothing.

>>31534958
I didn't have mine but
>at a party
>random shirtless dread heads jigaboos show up
>guy is guarding the back door making sure people don't go outside
>tells niggers to go back inside
>gets decked
>7 people grab the nig and throw him out while punching and kicking him
>nig starts jumping on people's cars outside
>gets told off and walks to his car
>returns with a pistol and sweeps everyone at the party
>some frat boy starts walking towards him and the nig tells him he's going to shoot him
>niggers run after police show up
I wish I could have my ccw at all times

I am legitimately worried I'm going to have to draw on this old man that lives up the road from me. He's a little crazy and definitely not all there, and he always tries to get me to buy stuff or loan him money when I take my dog for a walk. My dog does not like him at all and will back up to me and growl at him, yet he'll keep walking closer to her until I tell him to stop. He even recognizes my dog doesn't like him but will continue on.

I seriously think one day he'll come out of his house with a gun or a knife or something.

>>31535875
jesus christ is this what it has come to. retarded millenials pointing guns at people whenever they fucking feel like it. you are a little faggot bitch who is going to wind up dead or arrested for being so retarded

>>31550433
are you black? I dont understand what uncle tom means, like a black person who did well for himself?

>>31558703
go read uncle tom's cabin

>>31536326
>a big guy
For you

>>31549994
What state do you live in?

>>31553682
>Canada
Should of removed them.
What kinda pump you got?
Any advice for talking my PAL test?

>>31558246
As long as ya work and don't spread senseless bullshit then come on over friend.

>>31558703
>I dont understand what uncle tom means

There's this idea amongst the really, really stupid members of the black community that all black people think and act alike (read: like gangsta hoodrat coke dealer faggots), and if you do literally ANYTHING to buck this trend (like have a job, or wear a belt), you are an "uncle tom" and a race traitor and in cahoots with the evil white devil to keep the rest of the niggas down.

Because that's what is keeping these people in poverty and misery - happy black people with jobs.

>>31558703
Both anon and the hobo have to be black for the story to make any kind of sense, unless anon isn't and the hobo was just completely insane.

>>31558677
If somebody puts their hand on their gun I'm not fucking waiting around for what could possibly happen next if he's antagonistic to begin with. They weren't law enforcement.

>>31537627
>I'll just leave a snarky reply to let him know I mean business

>>31537369
Mine is American Express because I never leave home without it senpai.

CHECK EM

>>31553682
oh shit I live in edmonton too. I haven't had to pull on anyone yet (carry a shotgun in my truck) but I used to live in a shitty apartment building too. Got robbed a few times while I lived there so I moved to the south end.

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>>31558885
>(like have a job, or wear a belt),
>>wear a belt

Kek.

>>31550018
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>>31558838

Double check all your answers on the written test before you decide you're done.
Practical test make sure you have ACTS & PROVE down.

>>31545932
fuck those wrestlefags honestly

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>>31535291

>>31534958
This didn't happen, you also sound like a fedora wearing fag.