Battle Buddy or God's Gun?

>>31529155
Cast your votes here: http://strawpoll.de/5g775xa

>>31529155
Obviously the battle buddy how is this even a question?
You can get a job and buy guns but God gun means at least three puppers will die in your lifetime.

>>31529155
>dont buy shit guns
>maintain your guns properly
Get the dog

>get gun
>go to pound
>puppers forever

>>31529155
The pupper of course, fampai

>>31529155
An immortal dog who will kill on command would be a lot more deadly than the gun. This isn't even hard.

>>31529155
God Gun, and promptly murder a few pit-bulls.

>>31529308
ATF plz go.

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>>31529155
Gun. Always gun.

>>31529367

why the spoon attached to the stock?

>>31529308
pls no. any breed of dog >10lbs can be good, just have to be trained. you are retard.

>>31529385
What about that man makes you think he wouldn't want to be prepared to chow down at a campfire inside an abandoned building at all times?

>>31529415
Pitts are nigger tier dude

>>31529155
>shoot rpg rockets infinitely like it's GTA cheat codes
>one moment it's a concealed derringer
>next moment it's a fucking minigun
>AR, AK, SKS, Surplus mil rifles like Arisaka, Nugget, Glock 18 with 200rd drums, Beretta 3-round burst, all in one gun
>still hate myself for not buying raifu
>haven't had a dog in years
Give me the real-life GTA gun
The funs would be a thought and trigger pull away.

>>31529432

He looks Slavic so I just assumed he either ate with his fingers or just shoved his face into his bowl like a dog.

>>31529449
Man so what. If they are bred and trained properly they can be just as good as any other breed. I would never get one (unless there was a puppy in the road or something) but you shouldn't go shooting them, like the ATF.

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>>31529471
http://www.theonion.com/graphic/heroic-pit-bull-journeys-2000-miles-to-attack-owne-8761

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>>31529495
>(((You)))

*inb4 stupid Dog meat laser trap WebM.

God's gun. Unlimited ammo, no reloads, transforming? I've already got the best dog on the planet, but ammo is expensive in the kinda quantities I want to expend.

>>31529155
Would the doggo be 100% hypoallergenic? Because I would absolutely love to have my own doggo but I can't get even near any of them. I have this stupid animal allergy.

>>31529155
No gun of mine has ever liked peanut butter off my testicles, OP.


Actually, that's not true

Dog.
I would fuck it so much.

>>31531914
You mean the dog would knot you do much

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>>31529155
Doggo, obviously.

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>>31529449 don't tell him that anon

>>31529155
Sorry dogo, I've got Javelins and Stingers to spam and X-M25's to lay down covering fire and a Scorpion while I'm running from point A to B

With unlimited ammo

>>31532103
Oh and if customs going to take away my obviously brightly colored water or nerf gun? I don't think so, but just try taking a good dogo into the cucklands with you.

>>31532103
Well now we have to ask, what is a gun? Can i make a howitzer? An A-10, or just the GAU-8?

>>31532127
Actually, my dad lost his super soaker while he was deployed in iraq because he had it shipped there, but they wouldnt ship it back

>>31529385
Why not?

>>31529155
The dog of course.
I already have a magic gun in my pants. >>31529155

>>31532134
I'm being responsible-ish with gun meaning anything that isn't crew served as in two or more people need to operate it and you can reasonably wield it.

>Muh two man teams for AA&AT

Yeah that's just a extra faggot to help carry and load it, not needed when it's infinite ammo and can become a derringer buttplug in between moving

>>31529155
Are you fags even trying? Gods gun.

>everytime you hold it up, it will turn I to any weapon of your choice
I can just see it now

>walking through wasteland
>see a stupid wanderer alone
>he's going to need to pay, ain't he boys?
>begin shooting at him, hitting everything but him
>battle is raging on
>suddenly he flashes towards me in a bright light
>I feel so...sooo....sssoooo ssllooww
>wwhhaatt ttghee fuucckk
>he has a doggu on his wrist
>hhooww iisss tthhiiisss evven pooossiibbllee????
>dog bites me
>my head falls off for some reason
>as my head falls, he vanishes and reappears next to my battle buddy
>his head just explodes
>fffuuucckkk mmmee....
>the dog on his wrist turns into just a normal Colt Python

>>31532085
>tattoos, even religious tattoos all over your arm

Yep he's right. Nigger tier.

>>31531233
Sure mang.

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>>31529155
Pupper is in the lead, but it's a close one, lads!

>>31532085
Wow you're actually a nigger

>>31532085
Fuck the h8rs. Good doggo, friend.

>>31532085
>Tattoos
Nigger

>>31529155

HOW IS IT 50/50?!

DOGGO A BEST

>>31529385

do... do you not carry a spoon?

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>>31532467
Great, Thanks! I can finally have a nice dogster. At least in my dreams. :)

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>>31529415
I remember when I thought the world was sunshine and rainbows too.

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>>31532134
Thinking too small m80

>16 inch Iowa gun
>never needs loading
I would make the USGS think an earthquake happened

>>31535074
>that post
dindu nuffin: canine edition
They refused to admit they had a dog with an aggression problem and paid the price for it.

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>>31529155
the gun and directions to the nearest shelter.

need a replacement for st.bernard doggo who suddenly died of bloat a couple of weeks ago. wife is still crying off and on.

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Sorry Dogmeat, but an infinate ammo grenade launcher is just too good to pass up.

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The gun. I'm bad at handling dogs, I'd rather have a good gun that I can depend on, rather than a dog I could have badly trained. Plus, I'm more of a cat person.

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>>31535305
We're here for you, anon.

>>31535297
Thats literally every pitbull owner.

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Who would have thought it would be so close?

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>>31535457
then my mom died 3 weeks later. last picture of them together

>>31535548
That's awful.

>>31529155
>might use gun like once to save your life
>forever pupper companionship

Come on, OP

>>31529155
>get dog
>dispatch on mission to cleanse all the undesirables
>sit back and enjoy a better world

>choose gun
>transform it into raifu
>raifu transform into dog
>because personification furry oc I guess
how the tables have turned

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I'd take the dog.

Gonna have to put my dog down tomorrow, old boy stopped eating and now won't drink water.

This is the worst feeling.

>>31536181
Losing a dog is never easy. Took me months when our dog passed away. At least he passed away under a tree peacefully, just closed his eyes and never woke up.

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I'll take the gun.

a pupper that's good at killing isn't safe around people he's not 100% loyal too.

The last gun i'll ever need won't go on a killing spree at the crack of thunder.

>>31535381

why the long face doggo

>>31536243
Doggo has 100% loyalty to you; it would be impossible for him to do anything against your will.

>>31538038
Being loyal to me doesn't mean he stops being an animal.

100% loyalty just means he'll listen when i tell him to stop eating that child. but by then, the damage is done.

>>31535548
im sorry bro. your /k/ommandos are always here for you.

>>31535548
I'm sorry for your loss.

>>31529155
Maybe the final results.
>pupper wins

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>>31540159
>Pic related

>>31529155
B af

>buy a few decent guns
>don't be a dumbass and take good care of them

Doggo for sure. And since it's apparently a god doggo that won't get wounded or die, it really beats any fucking gun.

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I'll take the supergun please.

The thing can transform into any gun. ANY GUN. Ever want to play with kraut railway arty? It's fucking yours + irl cheat codes. Want a god damn railgun? Congrats, you future now, go blow the hell out of something at the speed of light. It doesn't even have to be real! Make up your own damn gun. Make a fictional weapon if you want! You bet your ass I'd be running around with a god damn blaster pistol for my CC.

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>>31529385

>>31536181
Get him a burger/last meal. Something really tasty for him

The guns is equivalent to having an infinite supply of lead and brass, maybe steel.

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>>31542185
Every fucking time

>>31529155
ever tried to fuck a gun ?

a nice loyal bitch at the other hand.....

>>31529155
Does this particular picture of Dogmeat really annoy the fuck out of anyone else?

It really, really, really looks like every furry personification of that kind of dog, but like, as a dog, not some monstrous anthropomorphic fuck bait. It still looks soulless and wrong, though.

>>31542343
It might just be you. I have no idea how you are getting any of that. All I see is a dog.

>>31531144
Is that you Tucker?

>>31529367
>none of us will ever be that badass

>>31535548
i'm sorry for your loss, anon.
life is really shitty that way.

I didn't think I would be hit with so many feels coming to this simple little thread.

>>31542343
No, I don't see that.

All I'm getting is that you want to fuck a dog.