/ak/ Thread

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>>31528092

>>31528092
Who /awa/ here

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It got nuked because it was offtopic shitposting, you fuck.

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>get beat to the punch on the /ak/ thread.

Well, disregard mine then...

I never come by these threads.

Is there a 10/22 girl?

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>>31528092
You all know why it got nuked.

Just watched Shuumatsu no Izetta, it was breddy /k/

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>>31528131

Eventually. This is my doodle for today.

>>31528124
delete yours
>>31528092
>Got nuked for no reason
Shitposting. It got nuked for off topic shitposting

>>31528092
>old thread got nuked
:(

4chan Pass user since October 2016.

>>31528141
When are yah gonna finish Tantal chan. We've been waiting for her ass for wuote some time bro

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Bumping with new Galil art

>>31528141
>holo
U DA BEST

Also what's Upotte manga up to? I lost track.

>>31528136
Because someone was losing their shit about loli? How'd that even start, was there a post that got deleted early with a little bit of loli in it?

>>31528147
>4chan Pass user since October 2016.
WHAT THE FUCK

>>31528161
G3 chan and her sisters got BTFO'd and are sent back to germany for repairs. Faaru is still suffers from amnesia, however Elle brought her handy man to attempt to fix things. The kalashnikovs challenge Sheishou to a battle in exchange of getting Faaru's bolt back. Oilshed soon, fellow stalker

>>31528167
a new cuck was born

>>31528136
thunderbolt was pretty /k/

>>31528162
I didn't think people coming to our thread to be butthurt was grounds for deletion, maybe the mods could clear this up

>>31528160
What's Pathetic life of an average kommando? Is it a website or something?

>>31528162
Some dude making a remark how loli art is for subhumans and a crime. A several anons disagreed, off topic shitposting ensued from there

>>31528114
I would love to make it to AWA. But I would have to fly out, and that shit is expensive. Can't even make it to ACen next year...

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>>31528162
Honestly these threads don't really have anything to do with /k/, giving a waifu the name of a rifle doesn't really make it related. I could call someone a 9K111 AT launcher or a MiG-15, but that doesn't make them /k/ related.

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Fio trench gun variant

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>>31528218
I completely agree.
Guess its time to just dump mecha webms while the mods get around to deleting this one too.

>>31528201
A fellow facebook fag who does antics to entertain normies. He's also an ammosexual like me. Helurks here and is he OP most of the time. I'll be removing the text soon and make a textless version.

>>31528160
Holy compression artifacts batman
>>31528231
>facebook
That explains everything.

>>31528201
It's a FB page run by an alcoholic gunfucker with a soft spot for Galil-chan. He seems like a cool guy IMO. Pretty down to earth and it doesnt seem like he's let his popularity fuck with his head.

>>31528218
>giving a waifu the name of a rifle doesn't really make it related.
If you put it that way, then yes. However, considering that they're the firearm themselves; who train to operate and practice marksmenship, summon their weapons at anytime and turn into the weapons for the user says otherwise. This is also not mentioning that they also express their failures, damages and memes related to them.

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>>31528231
Artist here, no need. Have a textless version.

>>31528254
>an alcoholic gunfucker with a soft spot for Galil-chan
Sounds just like me

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>>31528102
>spend an hour this afternoon cleaning, oiling, stripping, and finger fucking my Mosin Nagant
>see this image
I'll be in my bunk.

>>31528259
Ah, thanks m8. Keep up your good work and make Loomis proud.

>>31528274
No prob senpai, thanks. I feel like Loomis would approve of abusing my skill just to lewd anime girls.

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>>31528218
I should really get around to watching Macross at some point.

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>>31528299
was meant for >>31528230

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>>31528316
You really should, just for the VF's themselves.
The music is good too.

>>31528259
If you are the artist, I will probably commission you sometime soon

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>>31528333
My personal favorites are Macross 7, Frontier, and Plus.

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We /akm/ now?

>>31528092
You damn well know know why. The thread turned to smut shit, and I guess that was over the line for the mods.

At least we get >>31528141 , considering that the 10th anniversary tome is coming out in a few days...

>I'm anon, it's 2019
>I grew up in northern california and left in 2017 to pursue my love of guns, and a job as a machinist in montana.
>after the community accepted me, since I'd proved to my somewhat distant neighbors that I wasn't a dirty commie from commiefornia land, I did a lot of gunsmithing on my time off.
>in july 2019, I recieved a G3 parts kit in exchange for clearing out the garage of an old man who had been my neighbor for a few years, he said he was moving to texas as he found the area to be very harsh for a man his age.
>as he handed it to me, I realized the parts kit was incomplete, and the wheels in my head started turning.
after a month and a half of machine shop fuckery, I had finally done it. making some parts as my own custom titanium reciever, and rollers, which I made into a somewhat half moon shape, mounting an IOR Valdada Crusader, adding a match barrel chambered for 6.5 creedmore, and machinging my own bolt carrier and bolt to fit the forementioned rollers, then installing a soft buffer, I had done it.
>with an incomplete parts kit, my own custom geometry alterations to the trigger, and custom replacements of the handguard, bolt and carrier assemblies, a magpul PRS stock, and a reciever that took more hours of machining than my average client at the shop could have possible payed for, I had made myself a PSG-1 esque rifle that was incredible to behold.
>I took it out and shot it for the first time, squeezing the trigger, and seeing the bullet impact almost exactly where I had aimed. once after another, I fired into the paper target on a temperate autumn day with calm winds and placed ten shots within half a third of an inch.
>the rifle almost seemed to be warmer than I thought it should be, but I was happy to have some heat radiating into my hands on such a day.

>>31528362
Find my page on facebook, The Art of Graydon Lancaster. I'm looking for work lol

>>31528092
Has anyone else seen Alderamin on the Sky?

Hardly any gun porn as the only "firearms" are pimped out air rifles powered by wannabe Djinn from Golden Sun. But it's a solid anime on how the brass is often shit and tactics/strategy are the best weapons.

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>>31528378
Asuka so sexy.

>>31528457
>the only "firearms" are pimped out air rifles powered by wannabe Djinn from Golden Sun
As someone who loved the fuck out of Golden Sun that only makes me want to watch it more.

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>>31528431
We were always /akm/

>>31528431
>The thread turned to smut shit, and I guess that was over the line for the mods.
Confirmed for never being in the thread.

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>>31528333
Its a real shame I cant post the versions with sound, it hurts to post LoGH or Thunderbolt without music.

>>31528486
Post them to /wsg/ and cross link them.

>>31528451
How's the rate for commission? I've got a couple ideas i'd like put to paper.

>>31528147
The fuck does that mean?
Are all pass users marked people now?

That's either a hilarious oversight on a part of hiromoot, or it's a even more hilarious permanent badge of pity.

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>>31528431
AKM, you say?

>>31528507
>Are all pass users marked people now?
It appears to be random, or it's just deliberate mod fuckery. I post with a pass and it doesn't hit me.

>>31528507
Apparently a new option that lets you show how long you have had a pass if you want. I just blocked that web element.

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>>31528493
I'm pretty cheap. 30 bucks for a cell shaded character, 50 bucks for anything detailed, 100 for paintings. I have more details on my page or if you wanna hash out the details.

pic related, another of my drawings. Lineart is usually cleaner tho

>>31528492

>>>/wsg/1323442
>>>/wsg/1323461
>>>/wsg/1323563
>>>/wsg/1325129

I am an idiot, thank you.

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>>31528486
Zeek scum out

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>>31528449
>after what seemed to be only a couple clicks of adjustment, I fired again, feeling my rifle seemingly shake as it recoiled into my shoulder, I decided it was worth the risk of explosion to fire again, and felt none of the shake this time, though I was rewarded with another srike on the target, dead center and right on top of the last one.
I slipped the scales to zero and continued shooting until I had sixty rounds through the bore and had seasoned the barrel. after taking the rifle apart and sticking a cleaning rod down the barrel, using a powder solvent to strip out the carbon and retain the copper, I felt a shaking, and dismissed it as being my own body, telling me that diabetes would be a shitty thing to kill me, so I chocked down some sweets and went bsck to work, finishing my rifle off with some grease, rendering it clear of carbon, and smooth as glass to cycle.

Encounter ahead. am I doing good so far, Anons?

>>31528548
Oh look, the reason why the previous thread got nuked.
Fuck off.

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>>31528548
Yep, keep going.

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>>31528524
>mfw Guard just charges 20 for his line art

You cant even loomis

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Oi Guard, here's a reference for G36 and the other HK girls. Her hair is too short considering her barrel length.

>>31528566
Yep, writefaggotry was why it got pruned. Not anything else, nosiree.

>>31528566
Fuck off it was because some moralfag.

>>31528579
Guard also can't loomis.
Regardless, paying for art when you can just buy a pencil and some paper, and put in a years worth of effort to get to these shmucks level is far more economical and fun.

>>31528566
>Lies: The post
Thread got nuked because a bunch of faggots were sperging out over the morality of loli art.

>>31528585
What does the G11 look like?
A Moving Grandfather clock?

>>31528585
>sir, we need more 10mm SMGs, what do we do?
>increase the portion sizes for the 9mm or .40 girls in the elementary school
>brilliant! promotions for everyone

>>31528579
Thirty bucks is pretty cheap dude, most artists offer services between $90 to the hundreds. Some are even madmen to go up to the thousands.
>t. Former commissioner and drawfag

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>>31528606
There's no canon G11

This is Guard's take on it, though.

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>>31528579
linearts not a finished drawing tho. 30 bucks for a colored character is cheap as fuck mate, and im under pricing myself desu.

>>31528463
They're called sprites and not really well explained in the anime, but they break down pretty simple

Fire: Burns things
Water: Makes ice
Wind: Powers everything from blimps to cannons and guns
Light: Shines a light on things

Pretty basic stuff, thankfully they don't detract from much of anything.

>>31528623
Wasn't there a $3k furry commission a few years ago?

>>31528606
>Kraut space clock magic
I'd say she be an aryan elf from the Schwarzwald.

>>31528649
Yeah, that was pretty crazy, but I wouldn't back down on such an offer like that.

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Could we not turn this into a pissing contest

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>>31528532

I got feddies too

>>>/wsg/1321728
>>>/wsg/1321747

>>31528667
Anons are just doing business. Completely normal competition

Was there ever a C3 mango?

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>>31528669
Feddies are besties.

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>>31528686
Yes, yes there was.
It's a lot more cutesy than the show, I can tell you.

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>>31528566
Oh God dammit, it looks like you scared off the writefag, well done, nigger.

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PTRS, Mosin, and KSG continuations when?

In the mean time, have my collection of 600 qt anime operators
https://mega.nz/#!mkJ2RaLS!Nif4guXXwz5reyl6BTnRoPTD_TU3Aq_FaEsdAXWFl18

>>31528755
Mission accomplished.

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>>31528708
0080 designs were the best

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Rhodie FAL writefag here.

I finally managed to overcome a lack of time and writer's block. Do you want me to post what I have right now, or do you want me to post a more finished product?

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>>31528776
I liked the Syd Mead Gundam.
dat mustache

>>31528784
Why not both?

>>31528784
Take it to the writefag general.

>>31528799
What do you mean?

I have the story, but I'm tired as fuck right now, so there might be some errors.

>>31528804
Is writefaggotry not allowed on /ak/, now?

>>31528812
No.

>>31528710
I'll look it up. Thanks.
>>31528774
Mcfuckingkillyourself

>>31528813
This is news to me

>>31528774
Well fuck you.
Writefag if you're still here, keep going.

>>31528812
It still is. It'd be nice to have it all in one place in the writefag thread, but writefaggorty helped bring back /ak/

>>31528805
Well, post what you have, then if you end up editing or changing it later, pastebin the shiny version and post that too.

It's up to you. If you think it needs the polishing then hold off, but if you think it's readable, then go ahead and show us.

Ignore that one guy, writing is still cool.

>>31528813
>NoFunAllowed.jpg

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>>31528579
>can't even Loomis
>mfw seeing his facebook page
He needs more practice doing the animu girls, however, that one referenced artwork, firearms sketches (Though the finally product needs a tad bit in rendering the proportions)portraits , and action scenes are pretty good. I'd commission some work myself.

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>>31528787
Just finished Turn-A, really enjoyed it.

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>>31528812
It is. >>31528813 is throwing a fit for some reason.

>>31528804
>>31528813
Piss off that thread is tankfu this is raifu.

Alright, I'll wrap up what I'm currently working on, and post it.

>select a store front
>for the fourth time in a row

Go fuck yourself, captcha

>>31528812
>>31528813
It's out for deliberation, honestly.

It's neither yes nor no at the moment. We really haven't come up with a true consensus on the matter.

>>31528784
Go for it lad
>Captcha: Se Busca The Way
>*Se Busca== go find/find

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>Go to the write fag thread.
>It's being totally controlled by one guy writing a tank story.
>You'd probably get destroyed for trying to interrupt and post your own.

Yeah no, anti writefaggers go the fuck home.

>>31528767
Now added to IPFS: /ipfs/Qmb7TZVvmFMUANMdMAFDL7w8p28GDpMR3VbpwNRuJdaDnv

>>31528843
Lies

>>31528843
>It's neither yes nor no at the moment
All I'm seeing is one guy disagreeing compared to ms and three to four others.
>>31528841
>2016
>Not going to settings and using legacy captcha

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>>31528850
What is that.

>>31528548
>I watched the sun set from my porch as I ran the numbers for calculating the trajectory of the bullet at "standard" atmospheric conditions I had encountered today, and variations that would occur when the weather changed, and so did the air.
>at about 8PM, or 2000 hours I like to call it, as my father was in the airborne, I decided it would be a good idea to go on a patrol of my land on foot. so I waited another hour and set out with my PVS-14 on my helmet, and my AR-15, as well as my sig.
>the guns I carried had both been purchased for me by my father, the AR-15 a very much magpuled M-4 from 1993, with the exception of an upgrade to the handguard, consisting of a quadrailhandguard with an ATPIAL-C running right in front of the carry handle and some rail covers elsewhere. The SiG a 1911 my dad had agreed to bought me so we could have two, and the sig was not only less expensive, but felt a little better to me.
>after a foot patrol, leading to some probing into the forest, I arrived back at home around midnight, however, as I arrived, I had the perception of movement from the shaded porch into the house.
>it was enough to cause me to quietly run two hundred yards and stop fifty short of the house, catching my breath, I advanced to the house and cleared it, finding no signs of entry, and finding nothing disturbed.
>I began to think that I was imagining things, as the house was quiet for a few days.
>november comes.
>in two months since that patrol, I had used my machining knowledge to fortify the doors, and it still didn't stop me from waking to noises in the night.

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>>31528829
Never been a big fan of any zeek MS though.
Posting more delicious VFs.

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>>31528852
Well, I personally don't think it should flood the threads, but I also think (as long as it's /ak/-related) that it should belong here.

>>31528855
Three or four agreements and one vocal disagreement out of at least 30 (if not more) people isn't really a consensus.

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>>31528812
/ak/ is still /k/, it doesnt get to have separate rules. The only defining feature is that its focused on /k/ aspects of certain anime.

>>31528303
I really enjoyed it, but it feels a bit unfinished. Or at least, unanswered parts.

I mean, aside from taking her to the range, he could write about introducing her to modern life, other guns, etc.

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There's like 3 people for the last six threads that bitch about writefagging.

If it's fucking not flooding with 3 stories at once, it's totally fucking fine and gives me a reason to keep coming back to these threads.

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while we're at it, I'll throw this one on here again.

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>>31528870

>>31528870
There are very few MS that I actually dislike, and a few have grown on me over time. I first used to look down on the Asshimar, but now I've got the model on my desk.

>>31528755
I'm still here. just posted in fact.

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>>31528892
>>31528901

You fellas got the ptrs one?

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>>31528919
That's the only one I haven't saved unfortunately.

Last time I checked it was still ongoing so I hadn't saved.

Upside though Falfag is apparently working on something else new.

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>>31528919
so far

>>31528941
>That's the only one I haven't saved unfortunately.
>Last time I checked it was still ongoing so I hadn't saved.
Guess we have to go dig up desuarchive

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>>31528908
I really wish they'd use one of those woodland camos on a VF in an actual show.
Now that Delta is over it'll be at least another decade until the next one though.

>>31528943
Oh nevermind. I think he managed to write a bit more in the last 2-3 threads ago

>>31528871
>Three or four agreements and one vocal disagreement out of at least 30 (if not more) people isn't really a consensus.
Fair enough

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>>31528968
You're under the impression that if enough people want it on this thread then it will stay, it will stay if the mods think its related enough.

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>>31528850
>>31528864

No seriously, what did you do? I really don't understand this. Should I be concerned?

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Alright, here we go. As a warning, I'm not much of a writer.

Here we go.

> Be me
> I’m sitting on my couch with a fully-assembled FAL sitting on a table
> A Rhodesian-issue FAL, if the seller was to be believed
> Or the obvious green and turquoise camouflage pattern on the furniture, for that matter
> Before it’s induction to Rhodesian service, the weapon had been a Belgian rifle, a metric-pattern 50.00
> I had acquired it from my local gun store of all places, for less money than it was probably worth
> God knows where they got it from, but they certainly didn’t understand the rifle’s value
> Apparently no one wanted a disassembled rifle from some African Bush War in the 70’s
> Which suited me just fine, really
> However, not everyone was entirely happy with this purchase
> While my family had long since come to terms with my gun-owning, my girlfriend hadn’t
> A 10/22 and 870 were just fine, but for some reason an “assault weapon” wasn’t
> She told me it was her or the rifle
> So, a few days later, here I was, looking at my fully-assembled rifle
> It had probably taken more time and effort than necessary
> But I had been entirely too stubborn to get help with my project
> Besides, doing so had helped me get over the break-up
> So now I was looking my first .308 rifle, and a box full of ammunition that had yet to be opened

>>31528995
Considering write fagging hasn't gotten any threads deleted since the trend started.

>>31528160
SADMIN!

>>31528995
pretty much. Mods haven't nuked the older threads (Especially when a few got pretty flooded

>>31529011

> So now I had a rifle that hadn’t been fired since the late 70’s
> I resolved to change that, tomorrow
> It was a Sunday, after all, and it was getting late
> So, I decided to take up one of my other hobbies
> Drinking and shitposting on the world’s worst cambodian basket-weaving forum
> I was halfway through an F-35 thread and a few drinks when I heard a crash in the living room
> The first thing that I noticed was my rifle was nowhere to be seen
> The second was that a woman in strange camouflage had tripped over the table
> She’s also wearing a pair of incredibly short shorts, in a similar pattern
> I can’t help but notice how they draw attention to her long legs, and shapely rear
> It’s only then that I connect the dots and realize that she’s in Rhodesian uniform
> The fact that Rhodesia hasn’t existed since ‘79 doesn’t occur to me as I go to help the woman up
> She certainly looks no worse for wear, after what you assume is a fall
> If a bit surprised
“Who the hell are you?” I ask, more than a little confused

>The woman chuckles a little at that question, and my visible confusion
>”I’m a rifle, your rifle to be exact.”
> I find that a little hard to believe
> The woman is tall, for a chick, at about 5’ 10”, with tanned skin, pale blue eyes, and brown hair, tied in a braided ponytail sort of thing, and seems to be rather athletic-looking.

That's all for now, folks. Comments and criticism are more than welcome.

>>31528566
>mfw all the writefagging threads made it to the archive
>the nuked thread didn't have a single writefag post

Step it up senpai

>>31529022
me likey.

>>31529022
More!

>>31528160
>SAR Gasblock
Why you don't own Galil, you own her imouto you bloody lolicon! You corrupting her boi!

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>>31529012
Yes, but if it becomes a major component of more than one thread they might likely do something about it. Its permissible if its a minor thing, but when you boil down to it most is not really isnt /k/ related. I think its fine if its contained to one thread, if its the better part of two general threads then its something the mods should probably take some kind of action against.

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What's /k/'s consensus on this show right now? Good potential, or just another yuribait shit from Japan?

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>>31529098
ooh, we doing spaceships now?

>>31528848
>You'd probably get destroyed for trying to interrupt and post your own.
Or making a separate writing thread for rifles, by these anti-writefags.

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I saved the short FAL assembly story from two threads ago, if anyone was interested.

I'm not sure if it was complete, but this is what I found.

>>31529122
Sounds about right.

>>31529104
it's an interesting concept but a lot of things in the first episode triggered my autism. Will probably be a time killer.

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>>31529011
>>While my family had long since come to terms with my gun-owning, my girlfriend hadn’t
>> So, a few days later, here I was, looking at my fully-assembled rifle
> But I had been entirely too stubborn to get help with my project
> Besides, doing so had helped me get over the break-up
Niiiiiiiice, had a good chuckle

>>31529104
I've heard good things, but haven't read it myself.

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>>31529104
Apparently it's pretty darn good.

I haven't gotten around to watching it, but some of the other /ak/ guys said it was really good.

Also, I'm researching evidence of a high-quality version of pic-related's patch. Would people here want something like that, or is it too niche?

Worse comes to worse, I'm (or someone on our behalf is) going to ask the author directly for either a sketch of it or maybe even his own rendering.

>>31529053
>>31529079
Tomorrow, my dudes.

Anything I should change/ improve, besides writing more?

>>31529131
There's three FAL stories now?

Nice work, anon, wherever you are.

>>31529022
Please don't have it lead to another "..and then they fucked" story. We have a saturation of that already

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>>31528848
Its almost as if write fagging takes up an inordinate amount of space on threads and can be a major inconvenience to other posters.

>>31529122
/k/ is not the place for more than two write threads. I dont know if you really browse /k/ outside of generals (which already draw criticism as their base may not even participate with the rest of the board). These threads are an exception to the rule, and are by no means the norm.

>>31529114
Hell yeah

>>31529152
Thanks.

I hope I can generate at least a few sensible chuckles.

>>31529131
It's complete. It was just a short thing.

what's good animu to start watching for someone who's only experience with anime was cute boys in snazzy WW2 officer uniforms, preferably /k/ related

>>31529179
Neat! Thank you!

>>31529171
What a shame.

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>>31529182
Macross SDF, Macross 2012, Macross Plus, Macross 7, Macross Zero, Macross Frontier, Macross Delta.

>>31529167
No promises either way.

That said, I'm even less confident in my ability to write lewds than I am in my normal writing, if such a thing is even possible.

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>>31528092
Am I doing it right?

>>31529197
Lewd

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>>31529197
Very.

>>31529162
Nothing I can see, you did pretty well. The best thing to do would be to write more. Lots more.

>>31529182
Girls und Panzer. It's got cute girls and tanks. What else can you ask for?

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>>31529197

>>31529007
It's a filesharing platform, like if bittorrent and Git had a baby.

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>>31529197

>>31528868
>one dark and stormy night, in the freezing cold, I decide to drink and reflect on the happenings of the world, well, my world anyway.
>I think of a friend, dead for half a decade since he jumped off the bay bridge of san francisco in 2014, of my best friend from middle school, who I haven't called up in a couple weeks. we used to speak daily until college when days out of contact at a time became commonplace. what ever happened to that short girl who used to work at the store after high school?
>it hits me.
I. MUST. PATROL!!!
>I head out with my rifle and pistol, tagging along is my custom rifle, a designator for which I haven't thought of yet, refering to it only as the PSR, maybe the best course of action.
>running out in only a sweatshirt seperating me from the freezing cold, I run a third before I realize I can't tough it out indefinitely and make it half way back before I realize that reaching the door might be beyond me. got to try.
> I make it, but trip ten yards short.
This is some comfy snow, so warm. That's bad.
>as darkness begins to envelope my mind, I'm snapped partway back into reality by some sharp sounding feminine voice, calling out to me, screaming at me to get inside the house.
>I fall onto the floor as the door shuts and am in a state of darkness, unalert, and only vaguely aware of something touching my sides and the back of my shoulders.

>>31529217
>you did pretty well

That's good to hear. I'll get writing tomorrow.

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>>31529022

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>>31529359
>mfw that's how every story results in.
>mfw all I want at this point is some slice-of-life to break the pattern.

>>31529382
Raifu becomes waifu is pretty much always going to involve sex because you can do slice of life with the inanimate guns themselves. The primary advantage of waifu form is girl parts.

>>31529382
Challenge accepted. Give me a day or two.

>>31529382
Why not both, though? Slice-of-life romance raifu/waifu stories sounds pretty good to me.

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>>31529194
>>31529382
That and there's a chance the mods aren't going to put up with smut, they banned writefags from making it in /tg/ of all places. The fact that the previous thread was nuked might be a sign that the mods arent going to put up with this shit.

>>31529359
Not yet, anon, not yet.

>>31529382
Who says you can't have both?

>>31529406
Godspeed, anon.

>>31529417
I can always pastebin the lewd parts, if I get that far.

>>31529417
The thread that got nuked with no writefag posts?

>>31529104
I'll probably keep watching it to see if it gets better, but it's pretty good so far

Guy's got a golden Luger in it

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>>31529417
Give it a rest will you? We know you don't like the stories but now it's becoming tedious to see you bitch like this.

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What would happen if raifu ate expired or poorly stored ammo?

>>31529484
She'd probably get sick. Some kind of raifu food poisoning.

>tfw you will never nurse your sick raifu back to health after she eats bad ammo

>>31529484
>Slavic raifu
Delicious! More please!
>Western bolt action
Would an FTF be like puking your food back up?
>Glock
ALLAHU ACKBAR!

>>31529484
I can imagine it going down like it did in Upotte where M16 ate some spicy food and got jammed up.

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>>31529498
>Would an FTF be like puking your food back up?

And would removing a mag to clear a double-feed, with unspent rounds coming out the bottom, be like diarrhea?

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>>31529182
Gunsmith Cats the the /k/est of them all

Black Lagoon stands out as well.

>>31529461
Sorry if it came off as a bit much. I'm fine with the stories, and I think its fine if people want to post them,I just don't want the threads pulled. I do think this thread showed you can get a diverse set of topics going in the general with little conflict, this was one of the better ones.

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>>31529494
>moans as she hurls up a stuck casing, apologizing for letting you down and for being so much trouble
>you telling not to talk, and that it's alright and not her fault, and that you shouldn't have stored that ammo in the humid garage in the first place
>taking her upstairs to get her cleaned up with some CLP and put her to bed, telling her she'll feel better in the morning

>>31529288
I plan to at least introduce tonight, if I'm doing any good, so here goes...

>I'm awakened by a pain in my sinuses that pulls me into the here, and now.
OH! Fucking-"Oh thank god! I thought I'd lost you!" a figure states, hovering close by or...above me?
>as my brain begins to process images from my eyes I see brown hair and a pale figure, I also realize I'm on my back, and hear a feminine voice, come to think of it, I feel like I'm being cradled.
"Anon, can you feel this?" Ah, shit!
>a pain spikes from my leg and then from my hand as it feels like I'm being cut. the figure becomes clear, and visibly joyful as I respond to the laceration she inflicts on both limbs.
>she's a pale skinned woman, she has almond colored hair, her face, while not quite as white as snow, shows some freckles, which would be faint on a more tanned woman, but in this case serve to make her cuter. she has a snub nose and a well, but not sharply defined jawline. by the time I wonder what's below the face, like how tall, and how she's proportioned, I can already fell those two answers. since I was looking to her face, I didn't realize she was removing her jacket and forcing me against her body, resting my head on her shoulders, I could feel her body and its contours, she felt 5'6 with breasts that, while not flat, weren't exactly large. by the time I had taken all this in, she was starting to test my alertness
"Anon, please, follow my finger... now look my in the eye. Good, now lets get you warmed up."
>looking into her eyes I realized a couple things. she is beautiful. one of her eyes is a pale blue, and the other a shade somewhere between blue and green, almost appearing gray. another thing, is that she is quite strong despite her size, and managed to pull my 180 pound frame out of the snow and upright to walk me into the house. the other thing is.. I'm cold.

how am I doing, any constructive criticisms? should I not be doing first person? should I be in third person? detail?

>>31529621
First person is fine.

>>31529610
>she grabs onto you and asks you to stay
>clinging onto you making cute sick noises

Sick raifus are cute. CUTE.

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THIS IS GENSOUKYO

>>31529484
Failure to feed
>can't swallow

Failure to eject/extract
>constipation

Double feed
>choking

Failure to fire
>indigestion

Is this okay?

>>31529755
Seconded.

>>31529621
I'd seriously reccomend having anons dialogue be the non > writing. For example:
>"hey anon ! Want to go shooting ?"
"Sure, I don't see why not"

Anyway, anybody want the complete svd dump ? I finished it

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>>31529755
W-what would a stovepipe be?

>>31529895
There's this condition where your shit is too big for your ass, and it causes a blockage that either is forced out by pressure, or ruptures the colon.

Or it can be whatever you want.

>>31529891
first off, thank you, this piece of advice helps, second, yes, I want SVD. SVD a best.

>>31529913
So...stovepipe is an MRE shit, basically.

>>31529989
I'm always happy to try helping people, nothing ventured nothing gained

Anyway, here we go

>you are anon
>moving to Ukraine was a pretty nice decision
>you were able to get a nice 2 story house for fairly cheap
>the exterior was plain brick but it still looked nice enough.
>they said it was a dangerous area but that seemed ridiculous
>there's troops everywhere, hardly seems unsafe
>you got home from your job as an electrician , but something was a little bit different.
>your neighborhood was nearly empty
>and most of the houses were rubble
>except yours , and that was good
>you walk in and head into the kitchen
>opening the fridge, there isn't that much to eat , so you settle for a Pepsi and head to your living room.
>you grab the remote and turn on the tv , opening Netflix and beginning to chill

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>>31530053
>you hear a knock on your door a few hours later
>you were in the middle of a show damnit , this better be good
>opening the door , it's one of the local s.t.a.l.k.e.r.s.
"Hello , how are you ?"
>"hello my friend , I was seeing yuo just moved in. This is a dangerous place you know"
"Really ? There seems to be plenty of soldiers around , doesn't seem dangerous at all"
>"oh but it is my friend, but for a price I can sell yuo the best protection"
>this guy seems perfectly trustable
"And what protection might this be ?"
>"well my friend..."
>the stalker unshoulders a long olive drab bag and opens it.
>"the great equalizer is the gun my friend. And this is no exception. Is svd dragonuv rifle. Very accurate and very powerful. I sell to you for ... $750 American da ?"
>well... Everyone else around here seems to have a rifle.
>when in Rome ...or Ukraine , do as the Slavs do
"Alrighty , I'll buy for your price. Do you have any ammunition ?"
>"yes my friend , I'll give you 50 for free but if you run out just find me and we can make good deal."

>>31528092
>Generalshitter's thread gets taken down because it's full of crap

It is a good feeling

>>31530066
>ten minutes later and you were in your living room with the rifle on your coffee table
>you've got nowhere to go and nothing to do
>plenty of free time to figure out how this thing works
>after a bit of fiddling with it , you've come to find that you only really need to remove the top cover and the bolt
>neat.
>replacing the parts onto the firearm , you decide it's time to take a break
>you get up and head over to the kitchen to get some cheap ukie vodka that you keep in the freezer
>yay for booze
>you fill a glass with it and head back to the living room
>as you walk in , you're stopped dead in your tracks
>there's someone standing over your rifle
>they've got ears ... And a tail
>break ins happen , but FURRY break ins ?
>the intruder hasn't noticed you yet so you of course took the most reasonable course of action

>>31530076
"Uhh ... The fuck are you"
>she turns to look at you , looking like she almost jumped out of her skin
>"oh ... Hi"
"Yeah , hi. Why are you in my house ?"
>"well you did buy me"
>what.jpg
"I'm not much into human trafficking , sorry but you've got the wrong house"
>"I don't think you understand. I guess introducing myself would help clear things up"
>she starts walks towards you and grabs your hand
>"I'm svd , your rifle. You can call me what you want though."
"This is too weird , get out before I call the police"
>"why though ? I thought you wanted me"
>this bitch is crazy
"I don't even know you , get out of my house, before I drag you out"
>"b-but I'm-..."
"Get out"
>she doesn't say anything as she walks towards the door
>as she is stepping out , she looks back at you
>"please don't do this"
>you shut the door behind her and lock it.

>>31530083
>you head back to your living room to finish off your since forgotten vodka
>you set the rifle in the corner and turn on the news
>you can actually understand it thanks to subtitles
>the weatherman claims it will be in the single digits tonight with a lot of snow
>snow is neat
>after a few hours , it dawns on you that it's really late
>checking your phone , it's 1 in the morning give or take a few minutes
>the snow the weatherman talked about was falling quite a bit
>decision making means you really want to see the snow from your porch
>you stumble outside onto your porch and look out to the snow
>it's cold as shit
>under the sound of the snow you hear faint crying
>sp00kE.exe
>looking to the far side of your porch you see the cause

>>31530088
>the same catgirl thing is on the deck curled up in a ball crying
>that's a serious bummer
>oh fuck
>you caused this
>it's not too late to fix it though
>slowly approaching her , you try to get a better look at her.
>she hears your footsteps and stops crying, not moving a muscle
"Hey ... Are you still looking for somewhere to stay?"
>"this... This is where I was supposed to stay"
>at that point she just started bawling her eyes out
"Do you want to come inside ? I'm sorry"
>"please?"
>she finally looks up at you , almost as pale as the snow itself
"Of course , c'mon"
>without waiting for her to get up you walk over and lift her up like a baby
>after you're up she wraps her arms around your neck
>you carry her up the stairs with relative ease , she's really light
>you don't have a guest room so you set her on your bed for the night

Holy shit will you just fucking use pastebin already, the last seven threads have been nothing but the same rehashed "stories" and it gets very tiring.

There are other people in these threads, you know.

>>31530097
>she's still fairly cold to the touch when you return from getting extra blankets
>"thank you ... So much"
"It's not a problem , but I have one condition for you staying here"
>"w-what's that?"
"Tommorrow I want you to answer all of my questions"
>she stops for a moment, looking at nothing and everything all at once
>"agreed "
"Alright. Since you're in my bed I'll be down stairs on the couch if you need anything"
>as you're leaving the room she speaks up
>"w-wait... Please stay in here ... I'm so cold. Please ?"
>she IS just coming out of a snow storm
>what harm could it do
"If you insist , I'll sleep up here with you"
>she remains silent as you flick off the lights in the room and get into the bed next to her
"Alright , try to get some sleep. There's no need to get up early tommorrow"
>she almost cuts you off by wrapping her arms around you
>"thank you , for everything."
"It's... No problem"
>"if that's the case , may I ask one more thing of you ?"
"What is it?"
>"can you ... Scratch my ears ? I-it doesn't have to be much but maybe just a little bit ...?"
"Sure , why not"
>so you both drifted off to sleep as you scratched her ears , under the sheets on an icy night

>>31530104
>you had a relatively dreamless sleep that night
>when you wake up , the catgirl is still grasping onto you
>you should really figure out her name
>carefully untangling yourself from her , you head downstairs
>if you're hungry she's probably starving
>you decided to make some pancakes, bacon , and eggs
>the breakfast of champions
>checking the clock on your stove it was about 1:00 in the afternoon
>damn
>it didn't take long for the smell of breakfast food to make its way to your room
>your unexpected guest shambles down the stairs
>she makes her way into the kitchen and watches you intently as you finish making the food
"Sleep well ?"
>"more than you know. Yourself ?"
"Pretty well honestly"

>>31530098
Other people that literally post nothing.

>>31530107

>she keeps watching you as you put the food onto two plates and set the table
>once it's all set up you set a plate in front of her and sit down
"Well... Go nuts"
>you both start eating in relative silence, bar the sound of silverware hitting the plates
>she occasionally stops and looks at you expectantly , but then resumes what she was doing
>after a solid thirty minutes of eating , every last morsel of food is gone
>"do you need any help with dishes ?"
"Let's just put them in the sink for now, I want to ask you a few things"
>she looks at you like a 3rd grader who forgot their homework
>"oh ... Yeah , of course"
>she walks into the other room while you put the plates into the sink
>once that's done you walk into the living room and sit on the couch opposite of her
>this is your chance to ask her anything ... What should you ask ?

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>>31530113
>after a few minutes of sitting with only the dull Ukrainian news to accompany you , she talks
>"you said you had questions , correct ?"
"I do ... I just don't know where to start"
>"how about names ? I told you I'm svd but you've never told me yours, a bit rude if I have to say"
"I'm anon"
>"alright , now you ask me something"
"What's with the ears , and the tail too?"
>"well I'm technically a rifle so ... Some traits just don't carry over properly 100% of the time"
"Well regardless, they're pretty adorable"
>she looks at you dead serious
>"I am not adorable"
"Whatever you say, your turn for questions, what do you wanna know?"
>"why did you buy me ? It's not like you're a rebel, what gives?"
>oh boy , a good one


"Alright... I'm from the United States . We can't get any fun foreign rifles without paying a lot of money, I mean ten thousand or more. When I got you for $700 I was in disbelief. I heard nothing but good things and they all seem to be true"
>"oh"
>she sits still for a few seconds to process what you said
>"fair enough , any more questions?"
"Not at the moment , I'll let you know if that changes though. I'm going to get my mail , so I'll be right back"
>"well you can try , I won't stop you. Something else might though"
"What would that be ?"
>"didn't you look at the window ? We're snowed in"
"I don't believe you"
>walking over to the window, you look to see...
>white
>"I told you so"
>well then
"Oh my ... What do we do now then ?"

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>>31530119
>"well there's quite a few things we COULD do..."
"Like what ?"
>"like ..."
>she stops looking at you and spaces out in your direction
>"like ..."
"Come on , use your words"
>"я мoг cocaть cвoй члeн , нo этo былo бы cлишкoм мнoгo"
"Come on, I meant English words"
>"hmm ? Oh right , we could play board games if you have any"
>board games ? Is she 5 ?
"Maybe something else , want to watch some movies ?"
>"sure , not like there's much else to do"
>well , you . But that can wait.
"Well take your pick , there's quite a bit of stuff on Netflix"
>she sits on the couch next to you and brings a blanket over you both
>"let's watch enemy at the gates then"
"Well I won't say no to that"
>and so you put Netflix on and played enemy at the gates
>time seemed to pass really fast as you watch the movie


>the end of Koenig scene begins rolling and you feel a weight wrapping around you
>evidently you're now someone's stress ball/body pillow
>and that's alright
>the shot rings out from the tv and she grasps around you like a scared kitten
>time to be smooth
>wrapping your arm around her, she looks up at you
>"anon , I really do like this movie but can we do something else ?"
"Sure , what would you recommend ?"
>"well ... It's dark out already , it's a cold night , we're both under a blanket , there's a bit of alcohol left in your fridge , there's a lot of things I could reccomend but it's ultimately up to you"
>oh
>booze
>yeah
>before you can get up she lays her head across your lap
>"I don't think you'll need to worry about glasses , that's a plus"
"I guess"
>with that she goes to her original position and let's you grab the drink from the fridge

>>31530126
>you return a moment late with a frigid bottle of potato spirits
>vodka
>whatever the fuck
>anyway, you resume your seat and twist off the bottles top
>she looks at the bottle and slowly turns her head to you
>"ladies first ?"
"Go for it"
>with that , she grabs the bottle and takes a drink
>setting the bottle of the coffee table, she looks to you
>"you really went for broke with this , didn't you ?"
"It's all fermented potatoes to me honestly"
>she looks at you in near disgust
>"no"
>well then
>...
>it's been an hour
>she still hasn't spoken to you
>it's just booze , it's not like its holy water
>you direct your focus back to the tv
>stuff about the...
>wait a sec
>apparently there are some issues with separatists nearby
>neat
>the news goes on talking about the situation, but the subtitles are losing accuracy and becoming generally non understandable.
>you just float off to space as the news keeps rolling
>a few minutes pass before she turns to you
>"everything this news station is saying is bullshit you know"
"What ? About the war ?"
>"it's propaganda"
"I don't care honestly"
>"that's a poor choice"
"If you say so"
>she turns away from you and looks back at the television
>"what would you do if they came here ?"
"The rebels ?"
>"yeah, the 'rebels'"
"I don't know , exist ? They're not exactly known for killing civilians"
>"there'd be a town wide firefight anon, you'd have to do something"

>>31530109
Of all the responses you could have posted, that is the literal dumbest.

The "writefags" are nothing but spamming tripfags at this point.

It's already bad that they can't write anything other than pulp fiction; now they're literally dictating the entire course of the thread. This shit isn't even gun related.
>Inb4 "it's gun related because they characters are personified, bluh bluh bluh!
If I find-replaced "fal" with "Sarah" and the occasional "bolt/trigger/whatever" to what they actually mean, the stories would be unchanged and still legible.

>>31530138
"What are you getting at ? I don't speak Russian let alone Ukrainian, there's not much I could do"
>"you aren't wrong I suppose"
"Nevermind that, I'm tired. I'd really rather not keep talking about this"
>she goes back to sitting in silence
>it's like 2 am , you need sleep
>getting up, you head up the stairs
>"where are you going ?"
"Bed , it's late"
>"oh ... Alright"
"You know where your room is, just try not to stay up too late. Alright ?"
>"if you say so"
>heading up the stairs , you hear her getting up from the couch
>once you're in your room, you shut the door and turn off the lights
>getting into bed , you drift off to sleep
>just before dreams, you hear your door creak open and footsteps approach your bed
>you feel the comforter shift and someone getting into the bed
>"I'm sorry, I just can't stand sleeping alone"
>after that, sleep overtook you and into your dreams you went

-

>you never really dream in your sleep
>it's either nightmares or nothingness
>and this night held the former
>there was a field
>trenches
>people around you popping shots over the top boards
>their bodies falling limply on the return
>there was a whizzing
>a flash
>dirt covered you
>"anon ? Anon ? Wake up !"
>you woke with a start, covered in sweat
>horrified
>"are you alright ? You were going mad"
>it's svd
>"anon ? You worried me sick ! What happened ?"
"I... Don't worry about it. It's all fine"
>"I just want you to be alright... I can't do well if you can't"
>she embraces you in a hug as she speaks
"Don't worry don't worry, I'm fine"
>"that's all I want"
>then that's all she'll get
>looking past her, you see your alarm
>it's already 8:00
>and still dark out...

>>31530098
Sh, those other people are enjoying the stories. If you want attention, write one yourself.

>>31530149
Then how about you do something useful then you cunt. Wanna contribute ? Do so. Outclass us with actions instead of being a nigger

>>31530149
Because these threads were literal bastions of on topic conversation when there was 60 image dumps of the same GuP pics.

Get over yourself.

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>>31530157
"Where where you before I got you?"
>"w-what?"
>the question caught her off guard
"It's a pretty straightforward question, but if you don't want to answer I understand"
>her grip around you loosens, she pulls her head back to look you in the eyes
>"I'd rather drink more cheap vodka"
>that settles that
"Alright then, any plans for the day ?"
>"there's still snow up to your porch roof outside"
"Well there's got to be something to do"
>"well ... I AM right here"
>wut
"What ?"
>"if there's truly nothing else to do, why not ? You've a lot of land but we can't get to it. It's just a matter of why not"
"I'm sure there's something wrong with this"
>"better you than me, I'll leave it up to you ... For now"
>with that she hops out of bed, flicking on the lights
>she's in one of your sweatshirts and... Not sure what else
>unf
>might as well get up too
>still clothed, that's good
>walking out of the room, she's not to be seen
>probably went downstairs
>following suit, you get a surprise at the bottom
>she's standing right there with a mug of something
>"here, take it"
"If you say so"
>"I do ..."
>taking the mug , you try the drink
>expected coffee. Got hot chocolate
>imokaywiththis.jpg , it's pretty good
>looking down at you, you speak
"That's not bad, at all"
>"I hope not"
>looking at her now , she's pretty short
>you're 6'2 , she's about 5'8
>her ears however, that's about 5'11
"So adorable"
>you said that out loud
>"am not"
>she turns around and swishes her tail past your leg, walking towards the living room
>not much of a booty , nice legs though
>and that's alright

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>>31530183
>walking into the kitchen, you find your popcorn
>might as well actually watch Netflix and chill
>as you put the bag in the microwave, you hear her groan from the other room
>"you were supposed to follow meee."
"Just you wait"
>and wait you both did
>after a few minutes, the popcorns done and you're walking into the living room
>"is that what I think it is"
"Probably"
>you sit down next to her, on the couch facing the television
>she promptly grabs the popcorn and places her head on your lap
>"so have you thought on it?"
"I have"
>"come on, don't make me beg. Life is getting boring just being stuck in here"
>you reach down, brushing your hand across her face
"You need to learn some patience, don't you"
>"why ?"
"Because this is just a bit... Off"
>"that's not fair"
"What ?"
>"I'm going to be extremely straightforward with you"
"Go for it"
>"alright. I want you to fuck me. A lot. Since we can't go shooting in too pent up and I need some kind of release. I want you to fuck me in your bed, on this couch, on the kitchen table, anywhere. But please, do it now!"
"Well then"
>moving your hand from her cheek a bit more south, she smiles
>"please"
>you move your hand into her shirt and fondle her breasts through her bra
>she's staring at you with an intense, almost pleading look
"Anything I say goes, got it ?"
>she only nods
>picking her up as you stand, you carry her into the bedroom and drop her into the bed
"Take it all off"

>>31530200
>you watch as she does, savoring every moment
>she strips off the few articles of clothing slowly, enjoying every bit of attention you're giving her
>first she took off her light red hoodie, leaving only her bra and panties visible
>wait
>she wasn't wearing anything else all morning
>"like what you see ?"
>hell yes
"Loving every inch of it"
>"that's good, but it would ... Seem... I can't unhook my bra. Maybe you could help me with that"
"Of course"
>you muttered, moving behind her on the bed.
>once her bra is off, you don't even turn her around
>pushing her onto all fours, you grab her hips
>working your way down her thighs, you stop your hands on her light blue panties
>dissapointed that you stopped, she speaks up
>"are those going to be a problem ?"
>she swishes her tail back and forth as she says this
"Not if you let them"
>you reply, slowly pulling them down
>she didn't have much of an ass, but she made up for it in other... Ways
>once they're off, you quickly throw your shirt off and start un buckling your pants
>that is, until she turns around and starts doing it for you
>"ladies first"
>she works past your pants and your briefs, pulling them both down to reveal your now rock hard member
>she looks up at you and then back down, pausing for a moment
>she puts her lips on the head
>slowly working her way down
>wait
>why am I writing smut ?
>this isn't me
>lets just say they fucked, good enough ?
>Anyway... Back to the story

>>31530207
>afterwards you were both left panting in bed
>her, laying in your arms
>"that was... Something"
"Well I hate to keep people wanting"
>"but I'm not a person"
"Not with that attitude"
>she murmurs something, tracing her fingertips across your chest with her hand
>considering it's still fairly early, and the snow outside hasn't gone anywhere, there's not really much to do
>"hey anon, can I ask you something ?"
"I don't see why not"
>"can you show me how to make those pancakes you did on the first night I was here?"
>that was a family recipe
>and she really doesn't share your last name
"I'll just make them when you want, they're a family secret"
>"then I'll just watch while you make them"
"Be my guest, you little spy"
>her humorous demeanor drops a few pegs
>"I'm not a... Why would you call me that ?"
"It was just a joke, don't worry"
>"jokes are supposed to be funny"


"I mean... If it bothers you that much I'm sorry about it"
>"I hope so"
>she gets out of the bed rather hurriedly, grabbing her clothes and leaving the room
>the door slams as she leaves but there isn't much noise after that
>sitting up, you try to think about what just happened
>it was just a joke
>you really need to just watch the whole commies thing
>or just not bring it up
> lets go with that
>swinging your legs off the bed and getting up, you put your clothes on and exit the room
>looking left to the stairway and right towards the guest room, you hear sobbing
>she's never actually gone into the guest room as far as you know
>as you get closer to the door, the crying grows louder
>Trying the doorknob, you come to find its locked
>she's definitely in there
>you knock softly on the door, the distressed sounds abruptly stop
>"leave me alone"
>you could just get the keys from your dresser but... You don't really want to twist whatever knife is in her back
"Alright then"
>with that, you turned on your heels and began walking downstairs

>>31530166
Fuck off you obnoxious whore. this IS my action, telling you that you're shit at writing, childish, and don't get to dictate an entire thread with generic waifubait story number 3859208472. We've heard all this shit before.

You be the better man, and use pastebin like every other writefag who's worth more than a pint of cow semen.

>>31530167
It's almost like there was a huge controversy over imagedumping and generals before the writefagging started. But I guess you wouldn't, because if you're dumb enough to think this is good behavior you're dumb enough to be half comatose for five months.

>>31530221
>you get down the stairs without issue, but there's not much to do
>judging by the clock it's about 1:00 in the afternoon
>feeling the emptiness in your stomach, you realize you've not eaten in hours
>grilled cheese and pickles
>easiest to make
>easiest to fuck up
>you gather the ingredients up, cheese, butter, bread, simple stuff
>the cooking begins
>it wasn't until you had enough for yourself to eat that you hatched a plot
>if svd hadn't eaten for a while either, she'd probably be starving
>lure her out with food as bait
>setting a small fan to push the smell upstairs is the easy part
>then you have to cook grilled cheese until she comes down
>after a few minutes of just that, you hear a creaking come from upstairs. Following it was the distinctive sound of footsteps
>you turn off the fan and put the grilled cheese on a separate plate
>turning around, you bring both plates to the table and set hers opposite of you
>as you set hers down, you find her looking at you
>"h-hey..."
"Hey there, I'm guessing you got a bit hungry."
>"yeah"

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>>31530236
Man you sure are angry nobody's talking about Yukari with you, anon.

Maybe you should do something about it.

>>31530241
>you sit down at the table and start eating, but she doesn't sit
>or actually enter the kitchen
>she just looks between the table and the floor
>this is... Somewhat worrying
"Hey, how about you come take a seat. I don't know about you but it's been awhile since either of us have eaten"
>"alright..."
>she sits down at the table, looking like the embodiment of regret for some reason
"Are you doing alright ? You seem like you've lost all joy in life in one instant"
>"do you really need me to clue you in ?"
"Evidently"
>"so. The rebel carrying me dies, sad day. Then I get fucking scavenged by some stalker, then he sells me off to some random American who literally makes me sit outside in a snowstorm but then plays nice afterwards. I actually thought you were a good person. You were the only one who ever treated me equally... Then you just call me a spy, a liar, a betrayer.That fucking hurts... It hurts a lot. You say it was a joke but I just don't believe you"
>nearing the end of her words, she starts to trail off, voice cracking.
>she started crying right in front of you
"That's... Really accurate, and for what it's worth, I'm sorry. I didn't know it was a hard spot for you. You're a great rifle and nothing can change that"
>"if I'm so great then why haven't you shot me ? You have ammo in mags ready to use, but we haven't gone shooting once"
"we've been snowed in the entire time you've been here"
>"oh... Right"

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>>31530249
>realizing the wind in her sails has... Vanished to say the least, she becomes very quiet in her chair
>after about five minutes, it becomes a bit worrying
>she's just sitting in her chair staring down at her food like she's about to cry
>you didn't even say anything rude
>did you ?
>she moves the plate out of the way and puts her head down on the table as if to become invisible in the situation
"Hey..."
>she lets out a muffled "what" rather briefly.
"I'm really sorry about... Just about everything I've said for the past few hours. I can't stand to see you like this, usually because I'm the cause"
>"if you can't stand it then why don't you do anything to fix it ?"
"Honestly, I never claimed I was smart."
>"that's pretty obvious"
>thisbitch.jpg
"You've got to work with me here. What do you want from me?"
>she turns her head from her arms and looks at you
>"honestly, I'd rather just put forth that shit happens and be done with it"
"So this means ?"
>she puts her arms up and speaks again
>"that means pick me up and set me on the couch and treat me like a princess"
>she had 0 play in her tone when she said that. She meant it.
"I think that can be arranged"
>you pick her up and well... Princess carry her to the couch and set her down, sitting next to her shortly after

>>31530165
Wanna point out where I indicated I wanted attention? That's not what this is about.

This is about pollution, more or less. I was originally one of the guys who invited the idea of writefags because I used to be one.

But man, if I knew this was what would come of my invitation I would have bit my tongue.

>>31530259
It obviously is because everyone's reading or not giving a fuck.

Grow the fuck up you autistic manchild.

>>31530248
Nice meme.

>>31530149
Do it to mine, I'd like to see that
http://pastebin.com/YGhS1k0i

>>31530257
>not so subtle request for svd being princess carried
>she leans into you and pulls a blanket up onto you both
>settling in, you put your arm around her. Stroking her hair and occasionally her ears
>she lets out a small sigh and starts talking
>"you see ? This is all I want. Not more, not less, just being comfy"
"Well if you say so. I can't always be here but I'll try my best"
>"well if you aren't here then I can just wait for you to get back. I've got time"
"Well that's a relief."
>"yeah..."
>she lets out a long, drawn out yawn
>she literally shivers from it
>weird
>by now it must be seven at night
"Well then"
>she shifts herself to face you
>"what ? I'm tired"
"I mean, it's only seven pm but you do you"
>"I thought that was your job"
>she plants a peck on your lips then turns back forward
>after a few minutes, she relaxes in your arms and you can feel her fall asleep
>there's not much you can do at this point, she might as well be covering you
>you can only lay into the couch as sleep overtakes you
>maybe this is what you need in life.

End on part 1 I guess

>>31530262
Right, I need to grow up because I'm endlessly rewriting the same shitty pulp novels over and over again while unironically claiming literally everyone wants to eat shit just as much as I do.

There are people who like this stuff but those people used to be able to tell that spamming was a bad thing. My the times have changed.

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>>31530277

>>31530264
Okay? I'm doing that tomorrow though. Remind me later.

>>31530284
Christ, you are just as bad as sakuya and phil.

>>31530292
Why? I thought it was just a find and replace

That should be pretty simple

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>>31530277

Seems to me that you're the only one with a problem at the current junction, so thereby yes. Grow up

>Abloobloo nobody's backing me up attack everyone abbloooo

Stop biting shitty b8

I fixed my pastebin for y'all

http://pastebin.com/u/556x51NATO/1/?guest=1

>>31530294
I'm kinda busy writing something else right now senpai. You're just gonna have to accept that tripfags on the internet are a rung below other types.

>>31530299
>My shitty behavior is okay because someone hasn't spawned demons from the nether to back up his every post in this one specific thread but I forgot every other tripfag spamfest because I deem it convenient!!

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>>31530326
Neat, they're all in one place

>>31530326
Maybe next time you'll figure out how to use it properly

>>31530322
>I don't agree with it, therefore it's bait
I don't even know what you're accusing but you're wrong all the same

>>31530332
Sounds like you made a statement that you can't back up

And I don't have a trip

>refresh thread after a couple hours
>shit flinging
>reee no discussion
>reee shut up
>reee

ffs guys

>>31530332
lol

Everybody keep dumping stories. He thinks he matters.

>>31530355
Don't give me any ideas now...
>hue hue hue

>>31530338
Holy shit it's almost like it was made explicitly for the purpose of organization!

>>31530351
Boy it's easy to tell you're new.

>>31530355
>>31530362
Has /ak/ seriously become arg? This is genuinely embarrassing.

>>31530353
It's all over. The tripfag has become entitled. /Ak/ is now /arg/ it was nice knowing you boys.

Nothing we can do now except reminisce when 556 was on /a/ where he belonged

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>>31530376
>I don't like the direction of the thread literally nobody else has bitched about.

>It's /arg/ now

kys my nigga.

>>31530393
Just get your own trip already, Christ

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>>31530401
No, then you could filter me like the fuckboi you are <3

>>31530413
I guess I could call you fuccboi, that's fitting enough.

>>31530376
I trip so that people can't hijack the story and fuck it up. You seem the type who would

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>>31530421
Thanks <3

>>31530413
Just don't reply anymore. If he wants to sit in a room with a bunch of dudes sucking dick so he can call everyone faggots, that's his thing.

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>>31530429
It's just comedic to me when threads become engaging enough to visit for more than 10 seconds faggots like this pop up because he liked posting GuP pictures and talking about muh waifus.

Hell, the last dump even waited til fucking 3am to so it didn't disrupt conversation in an otherwise dead thread. And the autism overflows. I'm in the fucking twilight zone.

>>31530424
So that's why you blog and shitpost with it on eh?

You shouldn't use the term "hijack". "Rescue" is more fitting.

I don't wanna get too far into big words, but let's just say that if a terrorist hijacked a plane you were piloting and flew it into the new WTC, I'd thank him.

>>31530427
Yes. You are now fuccboi.

>>31530429
Did you just admit you suck dick? I think you bloody did!

>>31530445
To return to some semblance of a relevant topic, is GuP any good? Will I enjoy it without being a tank nut?

>>31530459
It's cute girls doing cute things with tank tournaments and a dash of drama. It's a solid 7/10.

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>>31530459
S'awwright.

Expect the typical anime over the top bullshit and you can get into it.

>>31530445
>Projecting this fucking hard
GuP sucks. Imagedumps suck. Writefags suck. The guardbro blog sucks. Life sucks.

>>31530459
Nope. It's just strike witches with better battle scenes. So, an enormous improvement; but still shit.

Absolutely no tension whatsoever. Should be called girls und plot armor.

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Well I was going to post an update about the current work and give everyone some frame of time to start expecting it, as well as the subject matter.

But it seems like all this shit does is cause fighting anymore, so I'll probably just let these threads cool down for a while before I bother.

I'd rather not get shit for posting stuff that people might or might not want to see, you feel me.

>>31530479
And thus you have to shit everywhere to try and make us all miserable just like you. Good god man just let it go.

>>31530492
Just keep writing. If people shitfling, well that's on them. You can always filter.

I, for one, would love to see more from you.

>>31530492
Just ignore it, mate. Who cares if some angry autist on the internet says mean things to you?

There's clearly plenty of people who still want to read and write here. Me included.

>>31530492
Please, thank you.
Just give me the last 60 posts before generalfaggot comes along
Or just use pastebin and post a taster....

>>31530499
Except you can't "just filter" you dumb shit. The thread dies and then the discussion dies

>>31530504
You can wait.
For once.

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>>31530517
Well it's nowhere ready to post yet, but I suppose I can tell you what it's about.

>Sergeant in Vietnam
>Kept his M-14
>Watches his men with their M-16's choke.
>She vows to keep her Sergeant safe no matter what the cost to herself.


It'll be a much more serious story, less emphasis on cutesy interaction and virtually no smut considering as I went for the full monty last time.

>>31530492
Ignore him, I want to see your stuff

>>31530517
>discussion
>>>/a/

>>31529621
>"Can you move Anon?"
"Yeah, I think I can stand up."
>"good, come with me."
>she walks you to the couch and puts a few blankets over you
Fuck. a burglar could just hand me the wrench I'm looking for and I'd say thanks and give them olenty of time to escape! Who is this woman and why is she in my house?
>"Anon, how do you like your coffee?"
"Straight, and while we're waiting for that to brew, could you come over here?"
>"sure, Anon." she said while she put the coffee pot on the burner.
>she came to the couch and sat down by me.
>"what do you need?"
"I have a few questions for you regarding... well, how you know the layout of my house, my name, where I stashed the medkit. so lets start with your name. Who are you?"
>giving a distressed facial expression like she's been asked a challenge question and is outed as an imposter without the answer, she stammers "err, I n-never had a name... I'm your uh.. I'm your rifle."
"Preposterous."
>"It's the truth!" she exclaimed as she took my hand and dissappeared, as my rifle that I'd spent god knows how many hours machining and the better part of a thousand rounds shooting was in my hand.
"How?"
>just don't, don't go ANY further down that rabbit hole."
>a sudden realization hits me, She was what I'd fortified my doors against.
"It was you two months ago, when I came back from the walk at night? wasn't it?"
>"yes" she said as she hurried to the kitchen to get the coffee
"and the noises at night..."
>"Shhhh. Shhh, you need to warm up, Anon. Give me your clothes." she said as she started taking off my clothes that had been soaked from my collapse into the still falling snow.
>she gave me a cup of coffee and poured some whiskey into it. I thought I might have had enough when that makers mark helped me go on patrol in light clothes and nearly freeze, but ok.
>"Anon, why do you go on those patrols? it doesn't seem as though there's anything to find. Anyone to catch."
"I used to wall my dog gunner a few miles a day."

>>31530543
Dude. Please write that. I just bought an M14 earlier today. Please, for the love of God, write it.

Would you prefer to read something more lighthearted about Mosin-chan or something else more serious?

>>31530562
It's already being written, no worries. It'ls just going to take a while since it's a lot more inclusive than the last.