Iran captures MQ-1 Predator

>>31524828
It's a trojan horse.

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>>31525516

>Iranians hook their laptops up to it, try to glean some satellite uplink frequencies or whatever
>instead the Predator downloads hyperSTUXNET onto their PC's

gg persians

>>31525516
>>31525539
Exactly
This is how we managed to imbed a virus into their uranium enrichment facilities that over revved their centrifuges, cracked the rotors and scrambled the software.
Effectively shut them down for almost a year. God knows what other viruses were bundled in there...

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>>31524828
Drones crash all the time.

>>31525539
>>31525690
Then they just don't connect that laptop to their wider network like, ever.

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>>31525863
>we made a rule against it
>now nobody will do it

>>31525516
Proofs

>On 17 March 2015, a US MQ-1 was shot down by a Syrian government S-125 SAM battery when it overflew the Port of Latakia, a region not involved in the international military operation
This is how they got it

>>31525863
Too late. By the time the virus had made its way to the enrichment facility's, all the other viruses were scattered across all of their secured sites.
Backdoors, keystroke loggers- just imagine what they had balled up inside that drone just waiting for those dumbshits to plug in...

>>31527187
remove the network card, hotglue the ports, its not that hard.
>>31527352
>Backdoors, keystroke loggers- just imagine what they had balled up inside that drone just waiting for those dumbshits to plug in...
dunno, lets ask the Chinese, they know everything from both ends.

>>31527352
Americans are so cringy.

>>31527242

How does a 2-story tall S-125 even hit something so small?

>>31527604
Doesn't have to be a direct hit, blast wave or shrapnel will take out a little drone no problem.

>>31527604
Small? The MQ-1 is over 50' long. It's similar in length and wingspan to a F-16.

>>31524828
Gift from Obama

>>31527821

Why the fuck was it over Latakia city?

>>31527882
Probably to shoot a missile at a kindergarten or something.

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>>31524828
Again? Why are American drones so shit?

>>31527604
Israel has shot down even smaller Syrian drones with Patriots

>>31530491
>he believes that paper mache model is a real RQ-170

An MQ-1 crashing in Iran really isn't that big of a deal. Aircraft is approaching 20 years old and there are probably daily flights over there.

>>31530915
Damage control level: 'MURICA

>>31530915
>nobody except us is allowed to produce drones
MERIKA FUCK YEA

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>>31525539
They downloaded something to their systems, but it's definitely not stuxnet

I guess you could say that what they actually uploaded has the Iranians going... Bananas :3

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>>31525516
>>31525539
>>31525690
>>31527352
>>31530915
>>31531114
the damage control in this thread

>>31524828
ITT butthurt damage control

>lol fake story they dont have
>lol we accidentally lost them they crashed its trash now they wont every make any use of its
>they will never hack them REEE!
>w-we wanted to lose our shit! we made it easy for them to pull out data
>you know there is this kike propoaganda about shutting down Iranian facilities that was never proven and just kike propaganda to claim Iranians had a nuke programm that got debunked early this year by IAEA investigations? yeah that was us! It was all a ruse! AHAHAH
>they got nothing out of it they are fakes not like iran is even capable....
>nooo that video of a predator knock off flying is fake! its a toy model! lol stupid goyim!
>nooo that video of a biplane knock off flying is fake! its a toy model! lol stupid goyim!
>nooo those production lines pumping out drones now bombing our moderate terrorist in Syria are all fake! FUCK THEM! REEEE!!

>>31531224
>s-stupid kuffars laughing at glorious islamic republik
>call them out for damage control, alhamdulilah
>why is my computer so slow?

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>>31527951
HA HAAAH

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>>31531288
>why can't I spam my sand monkey opinions faster on my 6000 dollar black market windows 98 eMachine?

>>31530491
You're the same chinaboo who claimed we had a ship sunk yesterday correct? Again, this is why no one takes anything your country says seriously. And no one takes what some autism struck child from Russia has to say about capabilities either. America is the only country doing anything worthwhile with drones. If you're going to talk shit at least make it about something reasonable child.

>>31527568
Stay mad

>>31525690
>This is how we managed to imbed a virus into their uranium enrichment facilities
I am not sure what is most impressive here: that he really thinks that is how it was done or that he believes he was part of it and has a right to say "we".