This happened to me today (gun shop story)

>>31524082

There are young people who objective believe this stuff, too. Try living in California where everyone's opinion is simply "don't comply."

>>31524082
I'm not reading anything you just said, but that chick is photoshopped as hell

T H I C C

>>31524162
>I hate fun of all kinds
pls stop bb

>>31524082
Dude, i don't even need porn boards on 4chan.


I need this woman, i need to fuck her bare back and cum inside her

I can die happy planting my seed in feetility goddess.

>>31524082
>can't simply humor an old man by smiling and nodding at his BS
>runs back to /k/ after spilling his spaghetti to tell the tale of him stammering "th-th-that's illegal!"
>can talk to anyone at any random time.

Obviously not.

>>31524082
Duuuuude, I need a name, where she at? I need her, if your her BF I'll pay you to to spend an hour with her.

>>31524261
/thread

that woman is what cavemen make clay idols for

The thread WAS about the ABC trying to entrap - but what the fuck happened after my post.

>>31524082
>>31524468
No idea what happened to the thread, but i need the name of that woman

>>31524193
This desu senpai

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>posting an uninteresting spaghetti spilling
>using a picture that's more interesting than your post

Ya asked for it.

>>31524114

Actually, she's not shopped. There's a lot of pics of her, most of them with her hands on her hips in dresses.

>>31524621
where is your evidence

>>31524082
Full auto is legal as long as you follow the proper laws regarding it. I understand your concern though, that sounds very alphabet-soup organization trap like. With that being said, who is the goddess in your post?

>>31524082
You sound like a whiny faggot

>>31524547
>woman
>>31524621
>she

>>31524819

Oh, please.

>>31524833
>if I use my imagination, its not gay!

>>31524082
Everyone in the store was an undercover ATF agent

>>31524082
>a woman doesnt have to be respectful to be respected
>respect me because vagina

>>31524856

That's a woman, though. I know you're really unsure of your sexuality, but you should be able to spot a tranny when you see one, and that's not one.

>>31524856
why are there so many of you anons that spazz out at any female looking thing and accuse it of being a trap?

What is a CAM?

>>31524927
Because this place is full of homos.

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>>31524082
this is now a thick girl thread

>>31524964
Disgusting

>>31525026
see
>>31524961

>>31525110
>implying i'm not okay with that
>implying I don't suck dicks on a daily basis

>>31525026
>he's never almost suffocated in ass
fag

I wish this figure was considered the standard of beauty.

>>31525242
Why? Then those chicks would have confidence, and you wouldn't stand a shot. Who gives a fuck what society thinks as long as you can get hard and bury your dick in something you find attractive. I'm dating a stick, wish she had more of an ass, but I'm a small tits guy. I'm enjoying what I can get.

>>31524349
I think you meant to reply to
>>31524216

Also, I didn't see feet in that pic.

>>31525242
>she is now the standard
>literally every obese landwhale and her mother thinks they're something because they have legs as big as her.

at least think things through before you say stupid shit.

>>31525290
>this
my gf looks like OP and is asian, if this shit was more popular there is no way in hell I would be hitting it.

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>>31524621
Post those pictures, if you're so great

>>31525315

I'm into fatties. I'm totally biased in favor of this being the standard.

Duh.

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>>31524621

>>31525357
>>31525368

(you)

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>>31525367
Keep your shit tastes to yourself then, please. The rest of the world would like reasonably healthy sluts.

>>31524082
gib sause mah nigg

>>31525309

>Also, I didn't see feet in that pic.

A damn shame that is

>>31524082

What kind of CK underwear are these? I need to know.

>>31525388

Ironic, considering how obese the world is getting.

It's a great time to be a chubby chaser.

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>>31524116
>>31524216
>>31524265
>>31524349
>>31524621

So does anyone know who she is?

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>>31524082
YOUR WELCOME BOYS

https://www.instagram.com/s.adgalbri/

http://xhamster.com/photos/gallery/6543913/pawg_sabrina.html

>>31526450
Arigato fampai

>>31524082
JESUS FUCK MOTHER OF THICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC

>>31526015
The kind that end up on the floor right quick.

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From her insta

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>>31526450

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>>31526469
no problamo

>>31524468
First rule in posting

Don't post an image more interesting than the post

>Making a thread with a picture more interesting than your text
OP you fucked up

>>31524964
holy fuck i would swim deep

>>31526526
>>31526504
>>31524082
I want to put my face into her ass and live there until i die.

>>31526526
>She will never sit on your face and suffocate you
How tall is she? I must know how tall this magnificent specimen of an amazon this woman is!

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>>31524082
Ive never had a decent conversation with my grandfather til today, he is a yankee who hates rebs and im a reb who hates yankees.

He started talking about how he looked up to nat turner and i told him turner was a child murderer who deserved to be skinned and turned into a purse.

He stopped, and said "maybe".

Then he started talking about how exposed some of the other teachers in Vietnam to agent orange, he went on for a little bit before i said yeah the government is still fucking soldiers today with L.A.W radioactivity. He then mention about how they used uranium in some of the larger caliber ammunition and we spent a half hour about that and the rest of the hour about Vietnam era jeeps.

Ive hated that man my entire life and the only decent conversation ive had with him was about guns and cars. I suppose all men have some shit in common.

>>31524964
just a bit too thick for me, no homo.

>>31524082
What is that beast? And why is it on my /k/?

>>31524927
They're closet fags or just fags in general.

>>31526776
How do you feel about Newt Knight Johnny reb?

>>31526805
Its called a woman, not that you'd know one if you saw one.

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>>31526450
>No lewds
>Not even thinner underwear
>Not even a nipple from her
FUCKING DAMN IT!

>>31526450
>>31526504
holy shit, so t h i c c. Bet them backshots are amazing.

>>31526970
Newt Knight should have been tared and feather then strung up like Mussolini.

>>31527378
This.

also, if niggers can get reparations for things that never happened to them, i want reparations for Camp Douglas and Sherman's march to the sea.

>>31527378
>>31527496
Now listen here you uncivilized sisterfuckers. You lost, period. End of conversation. You should consider yourself lucky that we let you keep your retarded flag for so long. According to pretty much every wartime custom at the time we should have forced you to take it down at gunpoint. Now I've had it up to here with your mudflaps and bumper stickers talkin about "the south will rise again" and how you are still butthurt about losing the war. If you want to take it there then go ahead, but be advised it will not end well for you.

God Bless Abraham Lincoln, God Bless General Sherman and God Bless the Republic!

>>31527135
Wow, you really got me there. Also,
>falling for the thick meme

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>>31527763
get out edgelord, we lost the war but we won our rights. The north is so fucked up with taxes and laws you couldnt shit without the government sticking their nose in it.

You are a Yankee and you will never understand respect, culture, history, or what it means to be a man. I can only ask you to stay in your own fucked up state because half of you fuckers move down south every year.

as for the sister fuckery, that shit is everywhere.

Ive traveled the world twice over and have never wanted to live anywhere other than Dixie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAfHigPsC_s

>>31527881
>mfw hippies vandalize all the Confederate monuments

>>31527881
Detroit here. You have my most heart-felt "Fuck you" for sending us all your blacks to work in the auto plants. That really set us back. I don't know if we will ever recover, honestly.

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>>31526450
Hmm i thought those hips were Chun-Li tier fitizen. Some of the less than flattering pictures look like a case of secretary butt.


Im not sure what to believe. I just wanted an Cavewoman

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>>31527960
the great migration was pretty great for us(even though we still have shitload of them)

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>>31527905
you forgot a pic of your face when that happens. Here I'll supply one for you

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>>31528205
Since when did they stuff Harambe for a photo shoot?

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>>31528205
>that face
>those shoulders
my god. Bathhouse Barry really is a tranny fucker.

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>>31528240
>you will never feel the warm manly embrace of our first lady as you nod off into a senile republican stupor.

>>31524112
>Try living in California where everyone's opinion is simply "don't comply."
They happen to be right idiot. Never comply with unconstitutional laws.

What was this thread supposed to be about again?

I don't know if I've been extremely lucky, or just sperg enough to avoid listening to any conversation while out.

1
>be inna cabelas
>doing my weekly check for cool surp that they might have mislabeled because their buyers literally do not know any gun that is not an ar15a1, rem700, or garand and consistently price guns that are not those for almost half off standard price
>fat guy picks up 1917 enfield
>doesn't shoulder it, just holds it at waist level like he's been handed Anduril
>other white men with pitiful beards and carts stuffed with real tree fleece blankets stop in aisle and gather
>"is that a real m1 garand?"
>"I think so"
>"best rifle ever implemented"

2.
>be in lgs
>owner is leagues beyond bro tier
>guy comes in wearing scrubs
>interrupts owner and another shopper
>"excuse me I'm a doctor and I need a good conceal carry gun"
>owner tells him to wait a minute while he finishes ringing out sale
>owner asks if he has any idea what he likes or if he's knew to ccing
>"I want a taurus curve, I read its the best gun"
>owner says taurus may not be the best gun by any means and recommends other options
>"don't try to talk me out of it I read the taurus curve with its built in laser is the best because it conforms to your body and with the laser you don't even need to aim"
>i autismed out enough that I'd rather not meme arrow it here

>>31527881
>the assmad hill-dweller attempts to respond, using "muh taxes" as an argument

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>>31527881
What would happen if a Mexican that looked white went to the south and had a huge Confederate flag on his car and loved the rebs? Just wondering

>>31529395
>he said as his daddy Mr. Fed gladly pounds his ass, the combination of petty submission for his cummies and unrightious rage giving him an anal orgasm unrivaled by the gayest of gays.

>>31529504
Don't act like an entitled yankee transplant and nobody will feel any ill will towards you.

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>>31529515
Could i join in reb shenanigans and go mudding and shooting nd hanging out with the local cleatus'?

>>31529533
I don't see why not. course you gotta do the normal stuff that goes along with making friends. once you got those, and if they're the type that does that i don't see why they wouldn't invite you to any get togethers.

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>>31529549
Would i become... Rebinized? An honorary reb?

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>>31529557
When you're one with the culture, i don't see how you'd come across as anything different.

>>31524082
Why are there so many illiterate retards in the firearms community?

>>31529578
Absolutely beautiful, why do people hate the south? You guys sound nice.

>>31529597
Because a lot of illiterates don't have the impression that they're too 'high brow' for guns and explosions, like some more educated people sometimes believe.

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>>31529578
>>31529623
Same guy, could i also join the kkk? Or is that a whole different ball park?

>>31529631
That's a completely different planet, my friend. You have to know a guy or be related to someone to even get looked at for membership in any of the good ones. the rest are either prison only (in which case they're really just aryan brotherhood meth heads, who you don't want anything to do with) or they're the kinda guys who have wierdo public names and only do the fun stuff behind closed doors.

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>>31529667
Thanks for answering my retarded questions comrade
God bless America

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>>31524112
California SUCKS. Why would anyone even live there?

>>31528229
savage.

>>31525357
kek- I like the reference.

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>>31524082
the simplest kind of conversion is just to remove or bypass the trigger disconnector
but most commercial types have some measure to make this more difficult

this normally comes from people not in the gun culture they just have always liked guns but never cared or just never knew the laws and retarded nonsense thats been passed.

>>31526015
The kind that I tear a hole through with my cock!

Or if it's really stretchy...becomes a condom of sorts.

>>31524082
You met Agent Jensen

>>31529924
Rip doggo

>>31529775
>>31529924
thats pretty fuckin dangerous though

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>>31529938
Its not like I posted blueprints or anything
>>31529940
yee its some what like a slam fire
for this reason semi auto only ar15 has the d shaped area to the right not milled deep enough
as well as a different shape of cam on the fire selector

kalashnikov pattern rifles are just missing the holes required for an extra pin to be installed

>>31529597
they're not part of the community, they are just people who own guns

so explain this to me 'muricans

is it or is it not illegal to just download the CAD files for an auto?
what would they charge you with, or do they just shoot your dog and steal your gats?

if you can legally own semi-variants/sporters, why doesn't everyone just hide a box of auto conversion parts?

I just don't get what the deal is

>>31530378
>what would they charge you with,
terrorism / dissemination of information
intent to assemble

>>31530378
You can download whatever you want, BUT...

Since the ATF is fucking turbo retarded over the top they might be able to charge you with intent if you have the necessary materials and an AR to do it with. >>31530438 is obviously unfamiliar with the 1st Amendment, there is no "dissemination of information" law or else sites like Higher Intellect wouldn't exist.

>>31530451
>there is no "dissemination of information" law
not yet but its coming
>obviously unfamiliar with the 1st Amendment,
I'm aware that their are persistent attempts to undermine the entire bill of rights
don't be caught sitting still

>>31530508
If it doesn't exist don't pass it off like it does exist, this is the kind of shit that makes people paranoid and unwilling to expose themselves.

Our fucking rights get eroded when people don't participate because they're too busy clutching their MREs and huddling under tinfoil.

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>>31530530
>pass it off like it does exist,
just be glad you don't live in new south Wales
or you better plead the 4th and the 5th

>clutching their MREs and huddling under tinfoil.
is about the same as not advertising how many legally dubious things you've done

>ctrl+f
>"thic"
>4 results
Into le trash

>>31525367
Consider suicide.

If you want to fuck landwhales, then fuck landwhales. Don't subject the rest of us to your degeneracy.

>>31530438
>intent to assemble

what are the elements of the charge?

those "intent based" charges are usually really hard to prove in court where I am at least

first there is the issue that you deprive a would-be criminal of the chance to change their minds
essentially you presume everyone who plans to break a law will, when that is simply not the case

then there is the issue of standards of proof, you have to prove beyond reasonable doubt what a person is thinking
does googling "auto conversions" count as intent?
what about if you owned the semi version?
you can see that it's a grey area how seriously someone has to consider something before it becomes provable that it was their intent

and when you are claiming "intent" your case easily becomes predjudicial, because you presume the position a person is in (happening to own necessary tools) will influence what they actually plan to do

at the end of the day, these kind of laws that only require "intent" to commit a crime over-reach the powers of law enforcement beyond the interests of the community, prosecution frequently hinges on demonizing the accused rather than proving fact, and people get locked up who had no intent to break the law at all just because they were in a unfortunate position

it makes sense to have a law like this to stop people just carrying weapons in parts, but if someone wanted to actually deliberately break the law there wouldn't really be any way of them catching you if you used your brains a little

>>31524082
>I like thick eyebrows
>I like thighs
>showing armpits
But I don't find this girl attractive. Weird. Based on my fetishes I should want to breed with her, but I'm simply not interested.

>>31526504
fat slug.

exterminatus

>>31530629
>is about the same as not advertising how many legally dubious things you've done
No. No, it fucking is not. Don't try to sugercoat that shit and dress it up as something it isn't.

I don't know how things work in Australia but here in the USA we have tons of mouthbreathing retards who think if you actually fucking vote you're going to get rounded up by FEMA or whatever and put in a camp. Yeah, a civic duty isn't fulfilled because they watched too many X-files and listen to people who say precisely what you said in >>31530438

I don't like gossip and I certainly don't like gossip that gives a victory to gun-grabbers and bootlickers.

>>31530652
>what are the elements of the charge?
It's one of those charges that they don't expect you to ever fight in court and plead out. They usually only go for it if they feel like they can fuck you, but a decent lawyer and some time/money will be able to fight it off if you were smart. Full-auto stuff is hard to fight but sometimes they use 922r shit, but a way around that is have a few 80% lowers and parts so you can say plainly in court that you were going to build a pistol and not an SBR or non-compliant (as far as 922r is concerned) firearm.

Functionally it's just entrapment of people who aren't doing anything wrong and wouldn't, the BATFE loves that shit. They're more careful in recent years because apparently there was somebody threatening to pick off agents back in the late 90's or something but they still show their true colors from time to time.

>Be me.
>Bored out of my skull, counting all the .22lr I have when I get a call from the counter.
>New guy has a problem, gotta go unfuck it.
>Turns out it's an obvious ATF sting, the agent confused the kid so he called me.
>Made more obvious because I know the agent.
>We end up shooting the shit, him trying to get advice on how to get a gun to go full retard, if I can help him out for a deal etc.
>We go through the whole back and forth, and someone butts in on our conversation.
>He wants to know if I can help him turn his "M-16" clone into full retard.
>Tells me he will pay cash, no need for paperwork (No shit, retard.)
>He takes the rifle off his back and places it on the counter.
>"Just between the three of us, I have several others built for me at home."

And that was how my new hire learned that retards can get arrested at any time.

>>31530686
you did ask what people would be charged with

>>31526450

I predict we'll be seeing images of her regularly on /k/, now that /k/ is aware of her existence.

>>31530648

It's actually your loss, denying yourself fatties.

>>31530718
I didn't.

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>>31530648

World's getting fatter. The landwhale-chaser has automatic advantage.

>>31530648
Uh, how exactly is the OP's image a landwhale?

You and >>31530664 are either one of those "unreasonable beauty standards" bogeymen the tumblrinas are talking about or trolling at this point.

>>31530733
this guy did
>>31530378

>>31530732
Says the guy who is aroused by fatties. You're a bad source because fetishes are hella subjective. It's cool if you want girls who can get you off, but I think you'd be pissed if the situation was reversed and you were getting told you were depriving yourself for not wanting girls with sexy armpits and light body odor.

>>31530758
That's not me, and I don't know why you would think it was me.

>>31530752
>fatties != landwhales
I don't even

Homie, i don't give a fuck put your dick in whatever but don't tell me fat girls are fit and then chastise me for not finding them attractive.

>>31530767
I'm not chastising you for a goddamn thing, I'm asking how the chick in OP's image is a "landwhale." Don't try to make it seem like I'm twisting your words, jackass, you used that specific epithet and I'm asking you to justify it.

Unless you just came out of Auschwitz that chick doesn't meet even the "fatty" label, the fact that her waist is thinner than her hips pretty much disqualifies that. Chubby? Sure. Plump? Yeah. I think especially "voluptuous" would fit, and I'd wager that her body type was what was in mind when that word slipped into use before backtitted, scooter-riding donut demons got a hold of it.

>>31530759

No. It's silly for me to be pissed off about one fetishist telling me I should be into his fetish, when I have atypical fetishes myself.

It's hypocrisy for me to be a bitch about it.

I'd just politely say it's not my thing.

>>31530789

Speaking as a guy into landwhales, she is not a landwhale. She's not fat enough.

>>31526450
anon delivers!

If World War III happens, Thick Woman will be Best Woman.

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>tfw this woman is a rap loving race mixer

She's a shame to her German heritage.

>>31531085

Your bigotry is "hilarious", considering how in denial white Americans generally are about our love of THICK.

"Ooh, I'm white! I live in a subdivision! I went to college! I'm supposed to want a woman with no butt, no curves, and no THICK."

No thank you. I want a big woman.

Most white people are just behind the times on this.

>>31531153

Seriously, if Thickness became the standard of beauty for all of America, everybody would be getting Thick women.

All those pale stick figures would be big.

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>>31531153
Thick is my ideal body-type, what made you think I'm against it?

She's literally a race-mixing degenerate who spends all of her time listening to rap and smoking weed/drinking alcohol.

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>>31531153
T. shlomo shekelstein

this girl is thicc is some, fat in others. the double butt shit means she's fatter than her frame is supposed to be.

real THICC girls have thighs, not rolls. this is just as >>31531175 says a fat girl who drinks all day, not a girl who's squatted her ass to perfection. by the time she's 29 she'll be a 250lb walmart mexican.

>>31531175

My point is, tons of white people secretly want THICK but we won't admit it.

We pretend the attraction doesn't exist.

Thick white women don't think white guys are interested in them.

>>31531206
>we
i am doubtful of your whiteness.

The term has been cooped to mean fatty ham blobs. Ive always liked well toned muscles on a female.

Fat is not thick, its fat.

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>>31531194

In other words, she'll be too fat for you to want but just fine for me.

>>31531216

Of course you're doubtful. You've been brainwashed to think white people only want thin women.

>>31531236
No, i dont believe a white person would unironically use the term thick anymore.

>>31524082
I've worked at a gun shop and spent many hours explaining the legality of sears, lightning links, shoe laces and NFA items.

I've come to the conclusion it's worth explaining once and if they don't want to understand let them figure it out on their own when their dog gets shot.

>>31531206
Grow some balls. Who gives a shit what you like, you like it. That's all there is to it
>>31531194
What's up with this big obsession with how a girl's going to look 7-15 years down the road. You don't put a ring on a girl who's posting ass shots of herself on instagram, you try to fuck them a few times till you're bored with it and move on.

>>31531246

It's practically a meme nowadays.

>>31531085
>>31531175
>muh miscegenation
Fuck off statist, you don't get two decide which combinations of consenting adults are allowed to fuck.

>everyone freaking out about this solid 7 face with manly hips
Get a job

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>>31531194

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>>31531290
>implying

>>31524082
O B E E C E

>>31526795
> no homo

kek

>>31529623
TXfag here, we are nice. We just don't take shit

>>31531302
cry more m8. an hourglass figure precludes a double butt

>>31524082
You should go outside more if THAT makes your list of 'I gotta tell someone'

>>31531305

So, you guys impressed by her butt?

>>31529345

> What was this thread supposed to be about again?

Dunno.

Underwear, I think. And then something rising again.

>>31531391
I've been conditioned to avoid the ones that color their hair

>>31531405
Same.

>>31529504
As long as you're hard working and love the south, we will welcome your carpetbagging ass.

>>31527960
If dumbfuck JWB hadn't capped Lincoln before we could ship them back this would never have been an issue.

>>31529775
Good way to have an out-of-battery experience.

>>31529711
Once you get outside the LA Basin and Sacramento areas:

>The people are relatively nice
>no one really gives a flying rip about the stupider laws and doesn't comply
>the innawoodsing on the east side is damn nice
>even some of the woods on the coast range is nice but there's less public lands there
>literally every town has a hole-innawall taqueria that specializes in one thing or another, EG one place does a mean torta and the great grandma that runs the place with a giant wooden spoon spent ten years breeding a sweet jalapeno and uses the ones from her own garden for the torta while another does melt in your mouth shredded beef enchilada, things like that.
>all kinds of weird shit hidden out near china lake off on the public lands left over from the cold war

...LA San Francisco and Sacramento can slide off into the pacific for all I care... San Fran is also more likely since they built on sand dunes.

>>31527881

The South is Thick.

We're automatically better than the North.

>>31526776
>>31524082
Had my (legally here) Mexican uncle spin me his usual bullshit stories me at last night's family reunion.
>I can hit a coin at 300yds
He doesn't own a gun other than a BB gun
>My best friend's daughter is in the Marines and runs 25 miles every single day and she did better on the PT test than every male but was only awarded 2nd place because she's a woman and the best performer has to be a man
I tried explaining how this is bullshit but even my 8 years in the military and seeing females regularly promoted ahead of more deserving males didn't sway him
Not to mention anyone the notion of anyone much less a woman running almost a full marathon every single day without body breakdown
>We have a graveyard in Mexico, if I have to kill someone they're just going to disappear there
Uh okay then
>The president of Mexico is my cousin, so you're safe if you ever go down there you know what I mean? But I haven't talked to him in 30 years
Uh okay then
>45 one-hit kills no matter where you shoot
>22 bounces around inside you, super dangerous round
Fuddlore from a non-fudd, what is this

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>>31532083
Damn, your uncle sounds like near true blooded fudd. Does he also believe that salt rifles need to be banned?

>>31532138
No, at least he never said anything of the sort, but I don't think he knows the difference between an M-16 and an AR-15 either.

>>31528260
Or her warm, thick penis passing between your lips.

>>31530648
Land whales need love, too.

>>31526305
https://www.instagram.com/s.adgalbri/

yo

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>>31529355
Oh my God, that first story. I am now dreading the new Cabela's opening in my city

>>31531175
ayy lamo I'm of mixed race not only that but I got more actual German connections with my south American family who made money training Germans to fly planes under Lufthansa in the 1930s and making a shitton of money. So fuck you

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>>31524216
>feetility goddess.

>>31531405
good man

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BREHS

>>31532244
or the best prostate massage in history if politicians are good at one thing its fucking people in the ass

>>31532464
not that anon but I have learned that as a sign of some one being mentally unstable

>>31531153
what

>>31532310
in the from of a harpoon

>>31526720
Not very tall. Look how huge the gun is on her.
>>31526504

>>31530378
Not illegal to know how, but illegal to do without paper work etc because dumb laws.

>>31528260
That face of hers makes me think of Denzel Washington for some reason.

>>31524082
I bought a bunch of AR mags from a guy I meant on Armslist once. After our transaction he pulled out a fucking DIAS and tried to sell it to me for $200. After I got home I realized two of the mags in the box were 40-rounders (illegal to use but not possess here in OH). Then he texted me a pic of the DIAS and lowered the price.

Pupper got steak that night

>>31530789
you used the word 'landwhale' no one else, anon just said fat. And another anon green texted your landwhale comment.
jesus you're just looking to start shit

she's fat; if you like that, then cool whatever but climb down off your box and go stalk her online

>>31531236
>says the one brainwashed by news and social media

>>31531307
kek

>>31528229
kek, holy shit

>>31527763
you probably think the civil war was fought to free slaves, talk about brainwashed by the media

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>>31534858
>you used the word 'landwhale' no one else, anon just said fat. And another anon green texted your landwhale comment.
Really now? Pic related.
>you're just looking to start shit
This discussion was done and I had forgotten about this tab until you had to chime in. Let's examine how wrong you are:

This is the post I was responding to: (PROTIP: not me) >>31530648
>If you want to fuck landwhales, then fuck landwhales. Don't subject the rest of us to your degeneracy.

And this is my response: (PROTIP: this is me) >>31530752
>Uh, how exactly is the OP's image a landwhale?


Normally I'd let this sort of thing slide but it takes a special kind of retard who can't scroll up and read responses. So special that I've gone above and beyond and shown you exactly why you're wrong, so congratulations on that.