Prove you're not some fat fuck that owns a gun

I waited until after I lost weight to buy guns because I didn't want to be waddling stereotype.

>Chads
Millennials pls go.

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>>31513442
fat fucks detected

I'm in okay shape. I served six years on Airborne status in the Infantry. I'm a lazy couch surfer now but I guarantee I can out PT any run-of-the-mill civilian.

No matter though. I'd rather have an obese gunman plugging away at the enemy from a fixed position than some fucking helpless shut-in praying for 911.

IOW, OP is still a fag.

>>31513406
I'm a toothpick, I have to gain some weight.

>>31513406

but I am a fat fuck that owns a gun

>fat guy
>Still own guns

What you gonna do about it OP?

OP's secret intention was to watch ripped men with guns.

>>31513406
No thanks Mr ATF

>>31513553
>Show me your abs

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>>31513531
Thanks for your services

OP here, Never joined the Military because i didn't want to fight for Israelis expansions and central banking extension in the east or help train the "Rebels aka ISIS" by the Obongo admin.


Since the Military is only serving the UN i kind of feel bad because i always wanted to serve but shits all fucked internationally...

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Fat/fit 6'3 270lbs mustard race reporting

Watch me kick the shit out of the Panthers offensive line tomorrow at 4:30 on ESPN3

>poorly veiled personal army

>>31513583
>I would have served and been such a badass but...

Yeah, we've heard it all before.

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>>31513629
Feels bad man...

>>31513583
Then GTFO of the country you treasonous faggot. Go become a citizen of Mexico or India or some shit. I wish you said this to me in person so I could cave your fucking skull in. Go say this shit to an active duty Marine. I fucking dare you.

>>31513583
in the same place, only im still thinking of enlisting anyway

>>31513583

>OP here, Never joined the Military because i didn't want to fight for Israelis expansions and central banking extension in the east or help train the "Rebels aka ISIS" by the Obongo admin.

Is this fucking /pol/?

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>>31513597

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Gib Brownie points

>>31513629
Don't know why people on this board can't just say "I would have served except I didn't want to."

>>31513583
coward detected

>>31513442
>t. millennial

>>31513661

>Go say this shit to an active duty Marine. I fucking dare you.

Confirmed not to have met any marines.

Marines hate Obongo and would probably love to shoot him.

>>31513665
I know how that feels, its a shitty ass taste in the mouth...

I kinda of opd out of the enlistment because i see no reason in protecting Iraq forces or attacking Syria.

I wish i could serve the USA as a country like what happen in WW2 and Vietnam :(

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I am though

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>>31513661
>>31513722
His a Call of Duty player don't even

>>31513714
Im not a coward hmm oky

>>31513734
same

>>31513717
>t.
Browns can leave too.

>>31513722
>never met a marine
>am active duty marine posting from Okinawa

Okay. And yes, we all hate king negro, but go tell a Marine hes fighting for Israel and all that shit. Count the seconds before you go into a coma.

I'm a fat fuck that owns guns

your move lawman

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>>31513734
When you're Infantry, you don't care who the enemy is. You just want a rifle and get pointed in the right direction.

Civilians will never relate.

>>31513714
He's a coward because he doesn't want to be a part of the biggest terrorist group in the world?

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>MFW not in the Military

>>31513406
>>31513488
>>31513855
>that gut
Suck it in harder if you're gonna start b8 threads.

>>31513855
looks a lot like Alex from Giant Bomb

>>31513406
>>31513488

perfect 5/7 would drink with

>>31513583

Where in Florida are you?

Can't. I'm a fat fuck.

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>>31513912
I was at the last /k/ meet in Florida.

>>31513406
not a fatfuck but a bearmode poorfag

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>>31513909
Where you from so we can get a drink?

>>31513930

When is the next FL meet?

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>>31513406

Been working on some good fits for open carry

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In

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>>31513960
Not sure, last meet up we had the ATF was involved and the FBI was trying put infiltrators in the meet to set people up so everybody got scared to ever meet up again lol...

That better not be you OP. I dunno why you've shared 3 pics so far. Maybe some bar slut told you that you were handsome? She lied. Still 20lbs overweight at least, with no visible muscle at all. And wearing sandals and women's jeans no less. Just stop dude. Go for a fucking jog.

>>31513488
At least 4 vaginas in this pic.
You, two on your shirt, and one on that tree. Other one is either another vag or some kind of buttpussy.
dissy with no rear sight 2/10
Pants gayer than two dicks touching 0/10

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>>31513994
Ok subzero, why you se afraid of fit /k/ users?

>>31513981
you literally look gayer than that anon posing in panties bent over

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hi

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>>31514044
nice nugget you got there bud :)

>>31514044

Thin guys make small targets

>>31514014
Fear? No dude it's disgust. Make thread and talk shit when you actually have something to show off. You look like an average slob. Being not fat does not make you fit. Mostly those sandals tho. Cringed hard.

>>31513987

what

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Here's me. I will choke you out with my belluh.

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>>31514081
lost story short:

everybody got a knock on the door, because some infiltrator who was not on the list showed up and 4 under cover members was underage and tried to get us to buy them alcohol, the other dude tried to do drugs in the camp we stayed in and some weird ass people we never invited showed up then some guy showed up with a beer can at the shooting range and some other FBI agents had suppressors in the meet up and some dude had a Ak pistol with a butt-stock on and tried to get some of us to shoot the AK, Since /k/ users are highly trained with firearms laws and guerrilla warfare and warfare intelligence we avoided all those mistakes...

>>31513734
>Vietnam

Join the national guard

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>>31514044

Damn, nig, do you eat?

>>31514055
Alex?

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sup /k/

>>31514129

Kek

>>31514137
Sometimes.

>>31514071
lol the jeans and sandals. he's probably bisexual.

>>31513855

your jawline looks like a fucking balloon

>>31514040
Still not fat tho
Also you cannot tell me I look gayer than OP
Hes wearing sandala and girl jeans

>>31513629
I seriously wanted to. I was in shape, motivated, and I would've had the time of my life. But because of legal shit, I had to let that dream go. It hurts, /k/. I also hate my native country, and wouldn't even dream about doing the service there. Why couldn't I be born American?


;_;

>>31514201
you literally do though

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>>31514222
OP here

God damn right in the feels
trigger warning please...

>>31514129
>lost story short:
>everybody got a knock on the door, because some infiltrator who was not on the list showed up and 4 under cover members was underage and tried to get us to buy them alcohol, the other dude tried to do drugs in the camp we stayed in and some weird ass people we never invited showed up then some guy showed up with a beer can at the shooting range and some other FBI agents had suppressors in the meet up and some dude had a Ak pistol with a butt-stock on and tried to get some of us to shoot the AK, Since /k/ users are highly trained with firearms laws and guerrilla warfare and warfare intelligence we avoided all those mistakes...

What the fuck did you just type?

>>31514226
Nah I dont think I do
I got that hipster coffee shop look the book nerd bitches love

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>>31514248
Sorry if you didn't get it pic related

>>31513930
>>31513957

Jesus Christ! I hope you guys cleaned up the ground before you left. Shells and brass everywhere.

>>31514248
>>31514248

More like a bunch of paranoid 2nd Amendment Loons thought a bunch of underaged /b/ were undercover and sperged out off the meet

>>31513727
can you download and reverse these prisma pics?

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>>31514275
That was only the first day,

2nd day we were walking on brass we blew a few million rounds i think that day..

>>31513855
hairy fuck i bet you got a happy trail all the way up your back

>>31514129
what a bunch of cunts

being fat is just american tradition

a better thread would be "prove you're not just a manlet/dicklet with a gun"

>>31514367

Free country moron

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>>31514382
OP here

>Would operate with!

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>>31514283
We can point point illegal shit at razor blade speed so, we pin pointed lot of red flags happening at once..

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r8 no h8

>>31514451
you look like your 1 bad day away from ending up on the news.

>>31514451
Edgy but boipucci material

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>>31514451
Is this you??? lol

>>31514451

What mags does the bullpup take

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>>31514463
>When they figure out what was on the terrible boating accidents that happens when /k/ users are caught up

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>>31513930
i remember that

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>>31514532
OP here i remember you only at the end of the day...

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>>31514532
>>31514581
you showed up at like 6PM
with suppressors and shit spookd us all

>>31514475
how many other people on /k/ have an RPG-7?

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>>31514596

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>>31513406
>not being fat
>not operating without a natural layer of flesh protection

>>31513583
They repealed DADT. You can stop making excuses, just go ahead and enlist.

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>>31514648
Thats him EVERYBODY RUN!!!!!!!!!!

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>>31514678
ok does this pic make my ass look big?

>>31514640
Yeah.... about a fifty and zero m8

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Working 60hrs+ a week doesn't leave much time for exersize. But I work in a forge so I'm kind of stronk.
6'1 240lbs
I dont have any pics with gear on.

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>RPG-7
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KOcuzHJSAE

>UN troops rolls down your street
>/k/ users from all angle fire an RPG-7 blow the fuck out of the UN
>CNN claim Russia did it
>FOX news claim it was North Koreans
>MSNBC have a stroke on liberal cock and goes inside live on TV screaming racists white ppl did it
>???
>profit lol

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>>31513406

>>31513981
I'd let you fuck my boy pussy. You're cute:3

>>31513781
I'm an 0331 posting from Pendleton. Grew up in Oceanside because I wanted to travel the world, meet interesting, stimulating people of an ancient culture, and kill them. Specifically brown children for Israel. Most of the grunts in my company and pasty nerdy losers that played too much COD in hs. Most marines wouldn't do shit if you told them puller was a cuck and you wouldn't either, so shut the fuck up and stop making us look like retards on the internet. Fucking boot.

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>>31513406
Fuck it. I'm bored.

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I realized I don't have many without wearing a jacket or hoodie.

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>>31513406

>>31513488
>>31513406
>those clothes
>that facial hair
>that soft body
>that pathetic stature.

This is b8.

>>31513406
>post a picture of yourself with all your guns
>be in shape! :^)
t. ATF

>>31513488
>>31513406
You're not very attractive yourself

I'm 400 lbs and in bed.

>>31514244
Get off of this website and never come back.

You are not welcome here.

>>31514851
Really cool pic desu

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>>31515337
What? i been on /k/ since your mom had her first period

>>31513406
>prove that you're autistic enough to take pictures of yourself in your back yard for a pakistani smoke signal enthusiast group

Currently 5'9 270lbs. Wanting to get to 200-220. Been cutting back on snacks a ton and trying to skip eating when I can.

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>>31513406

>>31514044
Nice holocaust cosplay

>>31514115
Bulletslinger!
Stop shilling for salient.

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I wish I didn't live in a barracks so I could sleep with my guns again.

>>31513709
this.

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>>31513406
But anon, I AM a fat fuck. Why do you want to take that away from me?

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>>31515596
hhhhnnnnggggg you can be my friend

>>31515289
6/10 shoop

>>31515618
Ok, but when it comes to tossing cheese, I'm a Top.

>>31514640
I have a demilled RPG-2

>>31515106
Oh my
But im innocent anon :^ (

>>31515199
>Deadpool
>Katana
>Mother's basement

Confirmed NEET warrior.

>>31514130
What makes you think guardsmen want to hear him screaming that anti-American neo-communist propaganda, the boyscouts might take him.

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>>31513406

Looks like a huge asshole who women hate, desu.

>t. Gun-toting lanklet masterrace.

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>>31515684
>anti-American
>neo-communist propaganda

Soros plz go.

>>31513583
Sounds like you got your education off social media like the feminists, this also explains why you're a masculine looking woman.

>>31513406
But I am.

>>31513597
just shave it man

>>31515718
It's okay to admit it, you grew up in a conservative era but since your a millennium you got brained washed by neo commy talk like this
>>31513734
>>31513583

The sad part is you mean well but you still sound like a nu-male SJW whining about politics you just try to change your tone to sound hard.

>>31515812
>era
area stupid autocorrect

>>31515676
It's a wakizashi you uneducated patriarch

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>>31515812
Yeah, Its all SJW and whining about politics..

>Soon youll be under her command because you're too much of a man to defend your own rights.. You see you're supporting the enemy while calling the people pointing you out the enemy.. are you crossed eye?

>>31513406
I sometimes start threads chastising people 30"+ waists.

>>31513764

Jo?

>>31513957
how can a group of people look so autistic but still so loveable i don't get it, am i the autist in the end?
also am jelly
>tfw you're not american
>tfw you're never gotta go to a meet

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>>31514275
Once used a special LEO/military range on a private ranch. Had to climb a berm to set up a target. Big clumps of dirt just crumbling in my hands. Suddenly realize it isn't dirt, the whole top layer of the berm is nothing but spalled lead. It will probably kill me eventually, but I smiled like a lead paint eating retard after that.

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>>31515933
>sarcastically says its not about social justice
>proceeds to complain about social justice

>>31513957
Waiting to see this photo on CNN next mass shooting

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>>31513406
I actually had eye surgery a day or so previous to this.

>>31513406
>dissipator
>upper-third cowitness
>no rear sight
>basic bitch stock
>no sling
You may not be fat, but you've still got some pretty serious problems.

>>31513957

Fuck! What is wrong with that poor guy on the far right... I bet he gets mistaken for a girl all the time.

>>31516271
What kind of surgery bro?

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>>31516211
that would be Funny LOL

>>31516316

I believe it was called a chalazyon.
Like a sty, but under the eye. Inside of the eyelid specifically. Almost purely cosmetic, but free healthcare, and such, so why not remove it.

Honestly, the most painful two seconds of my life when they put the first needle in. Then the anesthetic hit, and instant relief.
Got to wear a badass patch for a week too. And it looked like I was crying blood occasionally.

>joining the Marines so I can point rifle at sand nigger

Leave for basic in a month

>>31516271

You need to have my babies

>>31516438
>Free healthcare
>SKS

I see you Canadian, I hope godemporer trump walls you too.

>>31516438
Sweet man. Glad it turned out good.

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>>31516445
Glad I didn't post the trap photos then.

Here's a picture I like. Think it looks... artsy, or something.
>>31516483
Thanks brah. If you knew how high a moose can jump, you might actually want a big wall.
>>31516488
Thanks. Wasn't even that bad for a week off work.

>>31516584

>Glad I didn't post the trap photos

Lmao, how does it feel I could tell from one pic

I'm just as bad

>>31513597
Pittsburgh Panthers?

>>31514755
No, your girl-pants make it look boyishly small. If you enlist, you'll be adopted by a burly bear straight out of boot. The fact that you're Middle Eastern and need to shave 3 times a day will just make it more fun for him. Expect to be passed around a lot.

>>31516600
>dubs
I... Don't know? You have trap photos too?? I don't understand.

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>>31516724

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>>31514648
this needs a caption

>>31513406
You got a little grease on you. You're not a fat fuck but you've got a small gut going.

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Okay, I'll bite. I'm just an average dude, kind of fat.

>>31513597
You're fat as shit

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>>31516906
Your the average guy

>>31516906
Aesthetic as hell if you lost the gut

>>31517016
>lost the gut

who are you fucking skeletor

>>31516584
where in Canada are you?

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6' 4", 153lbs as of this morning.

no pictures.

>>31517239
Saskatoon

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U.S. Commonwealth hispanic mutt of partially unknown composition, how do I reinforce my upper body and core (Legweek already covered by Cross Country)

>>31517529
deadlifts, pullups

>>31517573
Dips and triceps too

>>31517016
Thanks, man. This was about ten pounds ago, a stint of unemployment and depression led to me being lazier than I should be. I'm back on track, though. I love looking good in a wifebeater.

>>31517529
lift weights.

I camt.

I am a fat fuck.

Im working on it.

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Here's a small pic I had for this year's /k/lass photo.

Take it or leave it.

>>31517645
Nice hair, bruh.

>>31517622

High fat , Low carb. look it up Friend

>>31513442
my ex of 7 years is with an actual guy name chad.
unfortunately hes pretty cool and has my dream job w/o a degree. and im going to college for mine...

i'm thin and muscley
family own 13+ firearms. we have inventory printout for theft reasons but i dont rememebr how many exactly.
all expect 1 are hand me downs from bad ass grandfather
and 1 from my poppy jack when he was a NJ transit driver. lil .25 cal

>>31513597
you look greasy

>>31513855
you live in florida!!

>>31514851
holy shit, you literally play dress up. Nice gear tho

>>31514451
the rpg launcher is hot

>>31515289
pfffttt ROFLLL

>>31517733
Is it just me, or does anybody else here feel an urge to fuck that Warthog

>>31514311
just google search for porn you 12yo fuck.

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>>31517810
I'm loyal to my waifu.

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>>31513406
Only pic I have on my phone.

I'm 6'5, 210

>>31513406
>have spent 1/3 of my life in the military of a nation that values physical fitness
>have worked with 'operators' that get posted on /k/ operator threads
>will never post personally identifiable information on /k/

Every visit to /k/ disappoints me. But rarely, there is something amazing that makes the disappointment worth it. This thread is not one of those times, but I do enjoy it when /k/ addresses physical fitness.

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Yea.. not fat here

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>>31517876
WHOA, LOOK OUT EVERYONE.

WE'VE GOT A BADASS HERE.

Fuck off, cunt. No one cares about your fake fucking stories.

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>>31517856
OP here Im 185 6' you're a tall ass nigga

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I like the suit almost as much as the gun desu

>>31517926
>cheap suit
>cheap gun

pottery

>>31514044
M-murgl?

>>31514401

Except you won't ever actually operate, faggot.

>>31517856
>6'5"

That's a big fish.

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>>31513701
Nice rig brah.

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>>31517856
>>31517918
Proofs of stature.

By pure coincidence I'm wearing the same faded orange shirt in my driver's license.

>>31515310

Are you hacking DNC servers?

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>>31517981
My license says 190 too, it hasn't been updated in 10 years.

Bunch of manlets in here. :^

OP Here, I just want to tell everyone how much I fucking love sucking dick.
Like seriously, I love the snurfle slurp of a macho man's meat rod down my fucky hole of a throat. Call me a sissy bitch succi succi fuccboi because if felatio was a currency, I would be richest slut in the world! :D

>>31517645
What jacket is that?

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>>31518028
Real OP here

u wat m8?

>>31517529
You could try beating off instead of fucking donkeys

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>>31517926
OP here this is my paper target

what did i do wrong? am i aiming for the neck too much?

>>31513488
>>31513488
Ewww what an ugly ugly ass turk roach. Go kurd kobane yourself.

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>>31518049
Only a normie would say no. I mean, she's a kick ass tomboy with an aggressive tendency to brrrrt things up. Even her personifications tickles my fancy. Nice undies by the way

>>31518072
But I'm not a Mexican or a Central American

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>>31518155
He doesn't know Im white and i have a tan because Florida Summers

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Not the pinnacle of fitness, but I think I'm 'aight.

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Slightly /fit/ still pretty skinny

>>31518194
you look like a polite serial killer.

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>>31518051
I CRAVE THE DICK
GIMME DICK
GIMME DICK

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>>31518217
wtf is a polite serial killer? lol nigga what are you drinking?

>>31513796
4-25th Airborne fag reporting in brother

>>31518231
like he'll come to your house to torture and kill you but he compliments your decor and cleans up after himself. he might also water your houseplants on his way out the door.

>>31515933
Why the fuck is Clinton so generically ugly as sin? She is so fucking ugly.

>>31518252
LOL only you guys can come up with shit like this hahahaha

>>31518299
>LOL

I know the blue color scheme is confusing, but this isn't Facebook, faggot.

>>31518194
>that rape face

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Ree

>>31518196
Nice Mauser, Anon.

>>31514851
What vest is that?

>>31518194
>Brown eyes
>White
Ya no

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>>31513406
No.

Total fat ass here. Get fucked op!

>>31518556
Goddam you are one Triad looking motherfucker. Would cast in John Woo movie/10

I have a bit of a gut but I can do 50 pushups in one set. I've lost about 25 pounds now. Definitely gained some muscle in the process so that cancels out some of my weight loss.

>>31517904
^_^ never change!

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>>31513406
>MFW I'm Overweight US Army vet with more guns than I can get ammo for. ;-;

>>31513597
how many cans do you have now?

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>>31518946

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>>31517831
you could just ask

>>31519011

(did not mean to reply)

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>>31517899
Nice rifle
GOT DAT PURP
GOT DAT PURP

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>>31518583
T.Hanks.

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R8

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>>31513406
I could run circles around you.

>>31519684
thats just you being in orbit around him like the moon you are

>>31513583
Hope you cleaned up the mess you made on that range
be a good example

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OX1HM04irZw

I feel like a fatass sometimes... 6' and 240. Doesn't help that my lower back actually curves in further than it should.

>>31515462

skipping meals can shut down your metabolism and be counterproductive bro. you need to have lots of tiny healthy snacks throughout the day to keep your stomach working and metabolism maxed

>>31513701
Jesus fix your stance dude.

>>31519985
>Doesn't help that my lower back actually curves in further than it should.
You lack core strength. Fix it and stop making excuses.

>>31513661
>Go say this shit to an active duty Marine. I fucking dare you.
Not the guy you're replying to, but the last time I did this, the guy agreed with me.

>>31513709
That's what he said: he would have served, except he didn't want to because of the politics of it.

>>31513406
OP is literally Jewish

>>31518505
Was just about to post this

>>31519309
Vietnamese. putting 5 bucks on it

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skeletal reporting

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>>31520629
Im Jew? what?

>>31515462
Eat less, cut carbs and sugar
Never drink soda
Walk nigga walk

t. Recovering fat ass

>>31514451
Where can I get those shorts?

>>31514451
LOL Sledge Hammer sticker on RPG. Very nice.

>>31518556
roof korean/10 despite the fact I don't even know if you're korean

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>being a chad
shiggy diggy

6'7" 235 lb master race checking in.

Deadline 355lbs
Squat 370lbs
Bench 275lbs
Run 1 mile in 8:30.

Own 17 firearms. Come at me /k

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Skinnyfat reporting.

>>31521524
>taking 5.56 recoil like a 12ga
Wow kid.

>>31521585
>12.5" barrel with aggressive recoil for an AR
>shitty stance
wew indeed

>>31514640
I can never find one. Were you the guy that was reactivating it on a form 1?

>>31521599
>i-i-it's not my fault, i-its a s-special ar!

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>>31521653
>blamed myself on the next line

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>>31521525

Jack Reacher pls

5'11 185lb masterrace.

405 dead
385 squat
255 bench

Mile time is 4:55, 5k is 17:35

Nothing more oper8r than cardio, check out Ed Bugarin

>>31518209
having abs because you're skinny is not /fit/
now go lift

>>31513406
>>31513488
>Sandals
Into the trash it goes

>>31513406
>Chad
>creepy old fuck who looks like the type of dudes to send random dick pics too girls on instagram

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5'10" 155

What's up with all the manlets?

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6'2 185. trying to get fat though but its hard

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Fine, whatever.

>>31518937
holy shit why is your key around your neck im sure this picture is old but fuck am i triggered

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im a small human being 5'5 and 130 ish
feels batman.jpeg
but i am an amateur mma fighter
and i consistently get ninety-nine point something on the USAF pt tests

>>31513406
>> "a gun"
I'm a fat fuck with a bunch of guns.....

>>31520602
And youd be right. Because a second Muhreene agrees with you.

>>31522779

compensating

>>31517899
Nice shirt bro.

>>31513583
If you really believe this why would you thank someone for their service.

>I would have joined except I'm lazy, out of shape, hate getting up early, hate being told what to do, and hate the fuck government.

>>31521840
Whatever bitch. You can't hit what you can't see.

>>31523904
>I also love smoking weed, can't forget that one

>>31513597
Yes, fuck the panthers. Fuck em hard.

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Not a fat fuck but I am a bald fuck

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>>31523443
I used to be like you, but then I slimmed down, and I still had lots of guns.

>>31516087
They're all having fun together in their own special way, not everyone has to be a beer chugging slut fucking chad warden lookalike to enjoy themselves in a group.

>>31517272
way too skinny.

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yeah im a tactitard but I'm not fat

>>31513781
You must be a boot marine if you think all marines are like this.

Also how's Oki? Heard it went to shit recently. Glad I pcs'd when I did.

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>>31521514
Good guess and yes. I am honored to be of this lineage, though I wasn't Stateside in '92.

>>31521202
Close but no die.

>>31514044
can you even properly shoulder those fucking things

>>31513855
>totally average looking 6/10-7/10 guy.
>gets shit on

Never change 4chan.

I'd rather live in a free state with a million fatass ranchers than live in California where being ripped is a zero-sum game.

>>31524318
Laos?

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>>31513971
fucking kek I approve 100%

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>>31524501
>>31521514#
Though this hidey hole isn't helping my case.

>>31524279
>airsoft
Nigger what the fuck

>>31524554

>Posting anti-gun SJW cunt puppet

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>>31524932
only thing I had that looked cool famalam if you're looking at my Reddit history you'll see an STD on my dick too

here's another pic of me but with less pizazz and when I didn't have a beard

>>31524923
Seems pretty comfy as a floor sleeper myself. Hope you get a raise for defending your store

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>>31513971
jesus christ

>>31517645
is that papa franku?

>>31521524
are you 5 pounds? you are taking that recoil like i take my mosin

>>31525741
~5'10 (probably less kek) 130lb

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>>31513406
late post

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you tell me

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night time is the right time

>>31516271
this picture is pretty
a e s t h e t i c

>>31524316
ex-marine civilian contractor here, its literal dog shit and the mainlanders make fun of okinawa island trash. Try to get stationed on Iwakuni if you can. I'll show you where all the qt prostitutes are, the ones where you buy a cup of tea for 100$ and the waitress consentually asks you to fuck her in the ass.

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>>31525573
Thanks, but the reason I post these pics is because it's my walk-in closet seen in the upper right of pic. It's insulated from the outside by other rooms all over so I didn't need to turn on central heating.

Here's a stray kitty that came in when I left the front door open for circulation.

>>31525959
>dat bulge

>>31516271

Bill Nyne the Science Guy becomes a bounty hunter?

>>31518556

You look like you harvest human organs in a 3rd world illegal human organ trade business. Badass as hell looking.

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:^)

>>31527027
I was excited by the gun