/ak/ Thread

>>31513296
im about one cunt hair away from getting the ras47. convince not to buy the meme ak

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>>31513296
Sagaberu any good?

>>31513318
Don't buy it, it'll break in on you. An AMD63/65 or a C39v2 or a WASR 10 can cover it

>>31513343
It's a comedy, with a focus on airsoft shit (as pretended to be real). Though, I keep a break halfway through due to life making things difficult.

>>31513343
Yes.

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Nanoha is pretty /k/-tier this season.

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This show was pretty good, also is the Thompson that inaccurate that they just spray and hope a few rounds hit?

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>>31513343
Definitely. References everywhere.

>>31513573
IIRC the original tommy gun could burn through a 100 round drum in 2 seconds. Then they made it to where it was 700-ish a minute for military specs.

>>31513617
The original blishlock Thimpson could, the action was changed to a Blowback by the Military with the A1 model.

>>31513573
What show?

Question for Guard when he gets here: How are the commissions going and what's the ETA on them? The most we've seen so far is the writefagging and RPK, which is nice, but the backburner stuff(i.e. Tantal) is really on my mind.

>>31513949
>anon wants butt hole

>>31513963
Correct

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>>31513617
>100 rounds in 2 seconds

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>>31513617
3000 rpm

>>31513573
EVERYTHING is that inaccurate when you're just shooting from the hip on full-auto.

>>31513617
No, original rate of fire was 900-1000 rpm, or 15-17 rounds per second. It would empty a 30 round mag in 2 seconds.

did they continue the story with the PTRS? since the last one was at 310? if so caps of them please.

>>31513501
>when she asked you to pull out but didn't expect the nut on her head

>>31514460
i left of at about 310, but there was a lot of people seemingly displeased with the writefagging so i wasn't sure if i should keep going or not

>>31514522
That was just salty shit posting.

>>31514522
I don't care about the writefagging, but there's too much lewd being thrown around for the sake of it for my tastes.

>>31514522
Holy shit fuck the haters keep going. Actually keep writing when you take your breaks so that once you post again you can just past the whole thing. I NEED MOAR PTRS chan

>>31514588
>>31514609
alrighty, i could get back at it.

>>31514604
sorry man, but if it makes you happier, there will be less lewding now

>>31514522
Dude, fuck the haters. If anything the dialogue was a little off but that's really hard to write well and your story was still cute as fuck and I loved it

>>31513296
I haven't forgotten about the Rhodie FAL story.

However, I just got back home, so bear with me for a little here.

>>31514633
>Implying I'm ever happy
I appreciate the guesture. But, I wasn't really directing at you, just where writefags in general seem to go to, and you just happened to be the one around asking on feelings on where to go.

>>31514674
don't worry, i'm not very happy either

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>ask guard for picture on his tumblr
>he says he can in a minute and that hes at the barber
>sends me this and says hes working on patches for 2hu and Neet

WHAT IS HE WEARING

>>31514729
>Chespin
At least he has good taste in pokemon.

>>31514729
Should you really be posting that?

>>31514776
Hush, normie scum love attention

>>31514729
>that fucking power beard

>>31514783
But Guard is anything but a normie.

>>31514729
>you will never be hanged to death by Guard's beard
For some reason he reminds me of a white version of me

ffs

>She isn't next to you
>she's slept next to you ever night since you met
>or you next to her maybe
>has she left you?
>is she going to stay as a rifle now?
>does she hate me?
>what am i lying in?
>your head feels like a beehive
>your throat is on fire
>if you had a little bruised shoulder yesterday, you are really battered now
>and have a bruised shoulder
>you are starting to wonder if this has been the best few days in your life
>are they over now
>actually...
>there is noise coming from downstairs
>and steps in the stairs
>Annie opens the door
>she is holding something in her hands
>is that a tray?
Good morning anon!
>"h-have you made me breakfast?"
yes! b-but first, let's move you a little
>she puts the tray on the floor, and a towel on the bed
>she gently picks you up, as if you were the most expensive thing in the world, and puts you on the towel, your back leaning agaist the headboard. The sheet sticks to your back a little
>she picks up the tray, revealing she is wearing nothing but an apron, puts in in your lap, and then snuggles up next to you
>she has made you a cup of coffee and a toast
>she just is the sweetest girl
e-everything is okay?
>"things are better than okay. Well, i might have to was up a bit, but otherwise, yes"
>she giggles a bit
>"what about you? you alright?"
i feel loved. but i am also dirty. And i think you should do it
>"i'll happily do that"
you are fun to drink with anon. We should do it again.
>"my head still hurts"
don't worry anon, i'm here

>>31515120
You're back!

>>31514729
>>31515019
It could be worse, at least you're attractive.

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>>31515120
Annie is best AT grill

>>31515019
This is why you don't take pictures.

>>31515120
you have returned, good ,... good

>>31514522
I've been lurking since the beginning and I'm sure countless others have too. Keep it up, yo.

>>31514729
>that beard
Neat

>>31513573
It's not that hard to control the recoil, honestly. It's a pretty heavy-ass gun. I hit everything I tried to hit on the target with it before the range faggot told me to stop going for head shots

Fun though, if you get a chance to shoot one

>>31507321
What was the source?

>>31515228
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aw3fN3OPk3A

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>>31515120
Updated


Keep up the good work

>>31515019
Were going to need some more beard pics.

>>31515657
The artist is LEE

>>31515685
>so far

i don't even know where to go from there mayne, but yet, it just doesn't feel finished

>>31515782
Don't force it, just let it come to you

I just put that in case there's more

>>31515704
Do you know which work in particular?

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So, does the physical gun still exist whenever its gun spirit is manifested, or are they mutually exclusive?

>>31515981
Varies on the writefag. However, in Upotte it would depend. If the girl is shooting herself, the firearm will always be with her since she herself is the firearm (She'll have the firearm apear in her hands, and it can be summoned anytime). Any damage that happens on the firearm they wield would also affect them physically. However, when a human operator is using them, they turn into the said firearm and are wielded by the user

>>31516064
>gun shooting itself
God damn it guard now this bothers me too.

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>>31516076
context and situation would vary. Firing them doesn't always mean its sexual despite what the writefags post

>>31516127
To add, most shoot themselves pretty much all the time, and the only time they really get tired is when they do heavy sustained firing or just general running around. The act of them being shot isn't exactly sexual, it's just that Funco is a pervert, especially since she tends to overheat when she is around Browning.

>>31516196
But I will note, the act of a human firing a gun does seem to be an intimate thing, as most of the girls in Seisho do dream of being handled and used by a human for the first time. Red Steel girls, however, seem to be treated more or less as tools by The Major, so you don't exactly see the same level of excitement of being their human's weapon, only that they are just weapons.

>>31515950
Welcome to Kemomimi Onsen

>>31516196
>it's just that Funco is a pervert
>implying Sako isn't the biggest pervert
>implying 16 isn't a sloot due to being sold for cheap and used by nearly every nation in the western hemisphere, Southeast Asia and certain parts of Africa and Europe

>>31516266
Implied nothing, only noting that it is Funco that is the only one that gets hot and bothered by being handled by a human, along with her constantly having sexual tension with Browning, she is a pervert in the context I was referring to.

Yeah, Sako is also a pervert, but only for Funco and not in the "I want Funco to shoot me/I want to shoot Funco" type of way.

And M16 isn't really lewd, despite her overwhelming popularity. And as noted above, if had read it, the act of being used in of itself isn't sexual, but it is seen as intimate. Funco is really the only one that treats it as a very sexual way, while M16 sees it more like how Red Steel girls are viewed, only in a more positive light than a negative.

Then again, there was also that 4koma of Browning wanting to shoot MP5, which is more situational comedy than fingerbanging a gun.

>>31516127
>>31516196
>>31516227
I was referring to physics.

>>31516453
oooooooooooooh.

Then you just may have to apply JoJo logic, and assume the girls are stands of the guns

>>31514729
Slav features are strong in Badger.

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After getting looking nice took my ladies out for a shoot. Be home in a bit

>>31516453
Anime logic bro, apply anime logic. Then again, the universe had a habit of breaking a few laws with a witnessing of what appeared of a white hole and the recent discovery of the Higgs Boson with the effects on multiverse theory

>>31516513
It's still in my head.
>>31516591
>Higgs Boson with the effects on multiverse theory
Assuming aliens would think like we do and build something like we do, BUT that's a different board topic.

>>31516513
>Behold! My [STAND]!
>[SHOOT TO THRILL]
>DAKADAKADAKADAKA

Every firefight ever would be so much better if it were a Stand battle.

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>You will never be a cook/mech pilot for a PMC fighting to take back Mars from Space Weeaboos from Jupiter as your harem vies for your attention

>>31516705
>TAKE THIS
>[METAL HEALTH]
>Radical man in a mask sits cross-armed as metal storm barrels begin appearing out of nowhere

>>31516575
Looks a lot like a range in DFW area...

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>>31516751
>tfw you were born to early to defend your colonies from the Gods
>tfw you will never fight in a martian colonial war
>tfw you will never remove ayy
>mfw I suffer this feel constantly

>>31516813
>tfw you will never remove ayy
im-fucking-plying

it's going to be a defensive war, though

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>>31516813

>>31516759
>B-Bakana!
>SEE IF YOU CAN HANDLE [RHODESIANS NEVER DIE]
>It's an unholy Gazelle/human hybrid in short-shorts with an FAL

Fuck, we're huge chunnis, aren't we?

>>31516705
>>31516759
>>31516839
And to everyone watching this epic fight going on, it's just some guns standing up on their stocks, with one of them falling on the ground.

>>31516839
That's not a bad thing necessarily.
>gazelle monster girl
>unholy
Nein
>fit
>dem legs
>dem hips
>dat flat belly
I think I need to go place a commission.

>>31516878
do it faggot

>>31516878
Guard this man wants you to take his moneys, you gonna ante up?

Would anyone be willing to do AKS-74 with a plumb Magpul handguard sweater on over her normal outfit?

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>>31516254
Aw yiss...

>>31516887
>>31516894
I've already asked that sour kraut guy for one commission. I could ask him for another.

>>31516933
Do it and you shall be repaid with many pepes

>>31517012
I'll message him soon-ish.

>>31516873
Except other gun owners.

>>31516878
But it's a [STAND]!

It has to look like some combination of a Black Angels vision quest and a High Fashion model.

That being said, I'm a massive heathen who would absolutely try his level best to fuck that anyway.

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>>31517063
You and me both.

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>>31516933

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>>31517063
Why not both?

>WITNESS THE RESULTS OF MY TRAINING
>[BARRACUDA]
>FISH GUNS, FISH GUNS EVERYWHERE

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>>31517335
Did KSG ever continue his story? Does anyone have the latest image compilation of it?

>>31517618
Didn't mean to quote, sorry.

>>31517618
He did, he also has a pastebin up for it and someone screencapped it

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>>31516453
>>31516453
>angry about physics
>in a universe where guns have anthropomorphized human forms

>>31517756
Suspension of disbelief and all that, lad.

>>31517762
Mate, I can suspend my disbelief for anything after witnessing this fucking election cycle.

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>>31517789
Topical, and sadly true

>>31517789
>hillary declared war on a cartoon frog
>trump is a walking meme
>libertarian vp is anti-gun
Good point.

>>31517821
Libertarians are weird man. I feel like I have similar political beliefs as they do, but I hear they're a really radical crowd, like many take it to unfeaseable extremes.

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>>31515120
>don't worry anon, i'm here
>no one will ever say this to me

Damn this hurts.

>>31514522
Honestly, with the actual writefagging thread being all about tank girls right now, I'm okay with rifle girls here.

If Mosinwritefag is reading, I just wanted to let them know I just read their story and I really enjoyed it. Thank you. Maybe one day, when inspiration strikes you, you can write the story of how anon coaxes her our of her shell and comforts her.

>>31514522
Keep going please.

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>>31517909
...is that suppose to be black when you try to make it bigger, or is it my shitty graphics card killing itself finally?

>>31518408
your card

>>31518408
>images fucking up your graphics card

Surely you be yeestin

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>>31518408
ur getting baited

>>31518408
Looks fine to me?

>>31518442
It's been flickering and barely keeping up with even basic process in the past few days.

I think I gotta take it out back behind the shed soon...

>>31518408
>he's never seen .pngs that have a different thumbnail

>>31517814
>that gif
But the galil has a built in bottle opener, it should be easy for her, right?

>>31518563
ARM models have it. It's built into the bipod. The character is an AR model, thus lacking the bottle opener.

>>31518563
The entire joke was the bent feed lips which led to the bottle opener on the arm model, as >>31518573 pointed out the galil in upotte is the ar.

Well /k/. reading through these greentexts make me want to write something about the possible shenanigans between my own rifles.

>>31518652
Don't lie, you want to fuck your guns IRL.

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nords are elves?

>>31518792
No. More of the thought of what stupidity they would get up while I am away.

>>31518795
What are nips

>>31518795
What rifle is that even supposed to be?

Around Nords, hide your Fjords.

>>31518810
They're belgian waffles with Cold War African militaria

>>31518803
>leave for a weekend trip to see the folks
>come back early due to bad weather
>bullet holes in the front door
>house is trashed
>metric fuckload of guns lying everywhere with open containers of liquor spread throughout

>>31518795
>That vulva
PUFFY. Also when is he going to finish Tantal chan. I'm waiting for her ass.
>>31518820
Finnish M38

>>31518795
>hey kid, wanna /ss/?

>>31518838
or as the others have done see them as people who are also guns.
>comes home from work, to find two rifles in the middle of an argument while the handgun cheers on both from the sidelines

>>31518854
Sounds like my Mosin and K98 whilst the Jericho eats popcorn.
>spolier jericho started it the pesky jew

>>31518863
Yeah, that's kinda what I had in mind, but it's Mosin and M&P-15 in a full on fistfight while the 1911 throws in bayonets, bats, and all other sorts of melee weapons

>>31518854
They were in human for while partying, and changed back when they passed out

>>31518881
thank for clarification

Parts Kit

>you'd always wanted an FAL, but they'd always been outside your reach due to circumstance
>until now that is
>you were lucky enough to find an honest to goodness metric L1A1 parts kit from the 80s at a gun show
>the steel parts were in great shape
>the furniture was a bit worn but in a way that only adds to the beauty of true milsurp
>you were even able to snag it for $500
>the IMBEL receiver had come in and it was time to assemble your first proper full-power cartridge firing battle rifle
>assembling the parts kit was much more tricky than you thought it would be
>it would've been easier to just leave it with a gunsmith, but fuck that
>this is YOUR rifle and you are going to assemble it yourself
>plus it's cheaper
>you smile as you take the rifle from the barrel vise then start placing the lightly oiled internals where they go
>you slide the dust cover into place and take a moment to look over the now completely assembled L1A1 making sure nothing is out of place
>you nod satisfied everything looks correct then shoulder the rifle slot the mag, work the cocking handle, loading the snapcap, and smile as you hear the crisp snap of the firing pin striking the snap cap
>humming you work the handle, eject the snap cap then set the rifle onto the table >you sit back and sigh happily as you look at your assembled L1A1
>satisfied you stand up and turn around to put the barrel vise back into its box only to hear a very loud gasp

>>31518838
>>31518854
>>31518863
>>31518881
This is really the kind of shit I'm looking more forward to than "...and then they fucked"

>>31518917
>turning back towards the table you see not your rifle, but a young woman laying on the table clutching her chest
>she's gasping hard between coughs like she'd been holding her breath for almost too long
>What the- Hey, are you okay?!
>you ask as you lean in placing a hand on the young woman's face
>glancing down at her you realize she's wearing a slightly faded and rumpled DPM top and equally faded khaki pants with black boots
>in a flash you remember the stories you'd heard about certain guns having spirits of their own
>Waffegeist

>>31518939
>it would seem that L1A1 parts kit wasn't made from a run of the mill rifle
W-where am I?
>she manages after catching her breath
>her voice is rough but you can tell she has a slight British
>[state]
>you reply before handing her your open water bottle
>you stay quiet as she gulps down the water still a bit shocked at this revelation
This is America?
>she asks rubbing her eyes before looking up at you
>you notice her eyes are a faded blue
>Yeah. North [state] specifically.
I'm really whole again? This isn't a dream?
>No I put you back together with a new receiver
Y-you mean you put me back together from my parts and didn't even need a license?
>she asks and sits up a bit wobbly
>Don't need a license in America
>you reply with a shake of your head
You're my new owner then?
>she asks looking you over her eyes hopeful
>Yep
And it's okay for you to keep me?
>she asks a bit nervously
>Right to keep and bear arms
>you reply with a grin
>she leaps into you pressing against your chest
Thank you thank you thank you
>she repeats as she buries her face into your chest
>you're caught a bit off guard but place your arms around her before she looks up at you
Don't let them crush me like my rackmates '88 and '96. Please, not again.
>she pleads gripping your shirt and looking up at you, her eyes watering a touch
>Don't worry you're not going anywhere and neither am I
>you say rubbing her back
Use me when they try and come for us, Anon. I promise I won't let you down...
>she says as she rests head on your chest

>>31518919
Oddly enough for me, and then they fuckedi sn't really in my train of thoughts. or kind of SOL keeping to the dynamic between them, if they ever decide to get along

Sup everyone.

I'm working on another story that's a bit more serious and less fluffy than the last. I'll keep this moniker so it's easy to ID me when I bother to write.

Anybody interested in a story about some sort of against the odds dynamic, like an IRA fighter with his aramalite or something?

I'm looking for ideas for something like that, but I haven't decided much of anything.

>>31518919
I wanted to do a story about Space Gustav the Orbital Railway Gun, but I can't think of enough funny shit for him to do

>>31518945
>Use me when they try and come for us
SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED

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>>31518917
>metric L1A1

>>31519005
Mmmm, make a situation and roll with it?

>>31518951
Fuck I butchered that.
I meant more slice of life kind of writing.
If I could figure out where to even begin

>>31513573
was this how any good?

>>31519087
I would try to write something (I'm >>31518919), but fucking hell am I bogged down to hell with stress and other life events. Maybe during one of the school breaks and writefagging is still a thing I could try to cook up something.

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>>31519074
I'm having trouble keeping it on track

>>31519104
I have the idea, I'm just trying to get the start figured out.

>>31519025
YOU'RE MOVE MISTER LAWMAN
>>31519043
Fite me fagit

>Here's what I have so far on the Space Gustav

The year is 2XX5. All of Earth's natural resources are heavily contested. Petrolium products have declined to the point that fuel is prohibitively expensive. In the struggle for resources, many smaller countries have been folded into larger ones and new borders have been drawn. There remain four major forces in the world: the United Countries of the Americas (abbreviated UCA), the Democratic Monarchy of Europe (DME), SuperGermany, and Walmart. These "superstates" (aka "meganations") have begun another space race, this time towards Jupiter. It is believed that whichever state controls the supply of natural gas there will control the future of the planet.

>Don't know if I even want to continue

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>>31518945
>mfw I made the 'whose line' thread the lines originated from
>mfw people are actually using the stories from there as a reference.

Feels good man.

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>>31514729
He's so fucking ugly

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>>31517618

I'm still here but mostly lurking.

I'm the WoodPatch guy too. I actually ironically enough just made this.

I didn't plan to show you guys but it seemed topical to do so now.

>>31518975
A M16 during Vietnam who tries desperately to not fail (jam) her owner during 'Nam

A ppsh during WW2 that was taken by a German soldier and used against other russians, she constantly tries to harm herself and make herself malfunction to save the Russians

A prototype hi-power back when browning was still experimenting with designs. She watches every day as sometime he gets it right and the waffegeist is normal, or he fucks up and the waffegeist is horribly altered physically or mentally. She watches guns either make it through production, or blow up/get mangled in test trials. Like a really fucked "school" dynamic except the goal is to make it out of production and not blow up in the process.

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>>31519415
H-He isnt ugly though anon. I mean he looks rugged but still has a weeb side and is manly a-and...

>>31519390
I might have two or more eventually.

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>>31519415
Your rifle found me good enough. Slut leaked cosmoline the entire time i shot her

>>31519463
Hey man, maybe you just like people that look like they were made in The Skyrim character creator.

>>31519488
Hey everyone let's pretend to be guard
>I'm a stupid namefag that draws all his characters like fat balloons because my head is two inches thinner than it should be and I need to compensate!

>>31519582
Kys

>>31519690
Sorry guard!

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>>31519582

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>>31519582

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>>31519699
I'm not Guard you faggot.

>>31519582
the fuck are you so mad for, duder

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>>31518111
>people actually liked that story

Honestly it was mostly as a way of coping but I'm really glad that you enjoyed it. I'll definitely write something for you, anon, if you're still here. I'll put it as a reply to this post.

>>31518939
>in a flash you remember the stories you'd heard about certain guns having spirits of their own
Point of curiosity, did anyone establish any sort of rules to which guns would have a waffegeist? Or is it just "make it up as you go" or even assumed to be all of them?

/ak/ anime?

So /ak/ could we do it?

Could we make an anime?

We have a passion for weapons and militaria as well as Japanese animation. The Japanese have quite honestly sucked at it. They can't seem to make a war anime without including giant robots or stupid moe blobs.

So..........could we do it? If so what would it be about?

>>31518975
Rhodesian FAL fighting in vain to defend her owner. Maybe picking up a fallen sister and using her after her owner's wounded, or taking a bullet for him instead?

A Kar98 at the Battle of the Bulge.

An early M14 being phased out and watching her little sister enter Hell in her place.

>HD situation that goes badly as the intruders are actually geared up to fight

I'm taking a different approach with this next bit but those are some ideas for you.

>>31519863
We could... I'd honestly rather make a VN and adapt it into a series, though. Easier and more reliable to make a VN, nail down characters properly.

We could make it about anything, really. What strikes your fancy?

>>31519852
I like to believe the 'rules' are just a frame of reference and can be interpreted any way that fits your story.

Honestly I'm not a fan of the whole idea of them jumping into your arms and turning into guns ala Animorphs. I preferred the way Upotte did it where the personification and the weapons were the same yet were two separate physical entities.

>>31519885
I've got several ideas

One's a GATE doujin I put up here a while back, didn't garner much interest though

One's this To Aru doujin I have, it's basically a cross between To Aru, Darker than Black and the Americans (not an animu).

Lastly is an animated short I came with, called "Choco Bar"

>>31519852
I like guard's idea of the soul of the Waffegeist being in the bolt of the gun. Aside from that I assumed a gun with a Waffegeist wouldn't be treated like a regular rifle, but would be kept by the base or have a better chance of being given/sold to trusted civvie types. The implication being that the L1A1 parts kit anon acquired was that someone at a military base intentionally made her into a parts kit in order to get her out of a country that would be banning her. Thus removing the risk of her being destroyed like her rack mates.

>>31519906
Plot specifics please? And link to the GATE doujin?

>>31519919
My theory is that Waffegeists can only take form from the use to end a human life, as they are inanimate objects whom obtained the life and 'form' of a human. But where did they come from? Where did this energy come from?

From whomever they killed. Cursed rifles, however the actual nature of the being they properly killed is erased upon adsorption and being 'overwritten' like a framework for the ideals and spirit of what it would be represented by.

This is why a waffegeist is not in *every* firearm, only a few. This is why they always have some emotional damage of some sort.

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>>31519830
>Pyyrha
Why the best ones have to go

>>31519934
I don't got a link but I typed up everything I got, it's not done, and this is as far as I writefagged. Also it's a first draft (just letting you know).

This story follows a USAF Pararescue unit that is at Yokota AFB in Tokyo, Japan. They were at stuck at the air base due to complications with weather, when all of a sudden the Gate opens. Much of the city is overrun by a strange powerful enemy from another world. They hear from communications that there are civilians trapped in a mall deep within enemy territory. Due to them being the only SOF unit in the area and this mission being within their specific skill set, they volunteer to go and rescue the civilians. During this mission they live up to their motto "That Other's May Live"


>"Duuuude fuck me I'm so bored" a Johnson groaned as he stretched back in his chair.
>Johnson was a young pararescueman, having just completed the pipeline and joined the squadron as an A1C. Young, energetic and excited at his new career field.
>"Man this sucks, you know if we're in fucking Tokyo might as well have some fun, rather than being cooped up on this fucking base"
>"Yeah man I feel you, I promised my wife that we'd go snorkeling this weekend when we got back to Kadena, but the way this weather's lookin' we're not gonna get back for a while" said Sean. >Sean was one of the more seasoned PJ's in the unit, a SSgt with 3 years in the unit and 2 deployments under his belt.
> He was the opposite of Johnson, older more weathered. A married man who worked hard to balance his extremely tenuous job with his family life.
>"When I heard we were gonna land in Yokota I was excited, I've always wanted to go to a maid cafe or something, and I'm gonna miss the new anime episode." Johnson lamented.
>"I never understood why people like them, they're kinda odd" Steven noted.
>"eh it's just a hobby, like anything else really" Johnson said." But I'm gonna be bored out of my mind if we gotta stay here for a while"

>>31519934
cont

>"Well prepare to go bonkers dude" said the LT walking inside the building, relieved to get out of the torrential downpour outside" The LT while new to the squadron, was already a seasoned CRO, having transferred from a special tactics unit, he had already made a name for himself within AFSOC. "I just got word from the Captain, the Typhoon's gonna hit Tokyo pretty hard, so we're not allowed to leave this building until it passes"
>"Ah shit what are we gonna do? Twiddle our thumbs for god knows how long?!" Johnson exclaimed.
>"Take it easy" the LT said. "I was able to snag my laptop on the way back you can thank god that I got Crunchyroll premium."
>"We don't got any wifi though, how can we use it?" Johnson said.
>"Well I was able to grab some help" The LT said as he stepped aside revealing a JGSDF member.
>ありがとう、わざわざを帰りました。あそこで、「WIFI」をセットウップください。The LT said to the JGSDF troop
>りょかいです。The JGSDF troop responded, and picked up a bag and began installing a wifi router to the cramped room.
>"LT, you sir are the fucking bomb" Johnson exclaimed.
>"haha, tell me something I don't know" the LT said as he sat down, grabbing his laptop from his bag. As he did, a coyote tan pistol case was made visible
>"You weren't able to turn it into the armory sir?" Sean asked as the LT set up his laptop.
>Unfortunately no, it was closed due to the typhoon.

>"Is that a M9A3?" Johnson asked
>"Yup, bought it around a month ago and cleared it with command to carry it. I might replace what I used to carry with this one." The LT said.
>"It seems really cool, but I'm more of a fan of the Five SeveN." Johnson said.
>"Good luck clearing that with command." The LT said, this isn't that far off from the M9, so I was able to clear it pretty quick."
>"Ah look's like the wifi is set up."

.

>>31519934
>But where did they come from? Where did this energy come from?
Kraut rune space magic.

>>31519934
Last bits


>Even though a Typhoon had hit, Tokyo was still relatively bustling.
>Students were being sent home early, businesses were closing up people were all frantically hurrying to get out of the rain and to go home.
>Amidst this hurry and torrential downpour, few notice a shift in color in the middle of the city.
>A few moments later people are suprised to find a dry patch amidst the the rain, and notice a large marble Gate appear
>The Gate was Blood red in color, its architecture most definitely roman. People huddled up next to the Gate, out of curiosity and also to seek shelter from the storm.
>From the inside of the Gate came an incredible rumbling. Initially masked by the sounds of the storm, it grew louder and louder.
>Suddenly a row of cavalry burst out spearing and trampling the people closest to the gate.
>After the cavalry came rows of infantry, backed up by dragons, and magicians.
>People ran as fast as they could from the invading army, but were subsequently cut down, burned alive, or pulverized by magician's spells

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>>31519962
it fucking sucks dude

>>31519888
>I like to believe the 'rules' are just a frame of reference and can be interpreted any way that fits your story.
So I had figured, but I wanted to see if there were any accepted conventions.

I'm still brainstorming for writing, but I was thinking they would be an exception rather than a rule, like new guns would more or less be just plain guns. I just haven't really worked out what a catalyst might be, whether enough exposure to an owner (you know, how it feels like a gun has a sort of personality after you've shot it enough) or something like >>31519934 said where it was used to end a human life (which sounds like a really neat idea in itself).

>>31519852
If I remember the post right it was ancient magic rediscovered and applied to rifles during ww1. The technique then proliferated.

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>>31519934
>>31520002
>>31520021
Frame of reference shitty screen cap from desu. Just plug Waffegeist into search engine.

>>31518838
i may or may not take up this idea with force feeding elements

>>31520055
So if I upgrade to a coated CBG I'm basically replacing the spirit in the rifle? What about handguns? What gets destroyed on them?

Also, if losing their original user causes firearms to no longer function properly then wouldn't militaries avoid doing this ritual due to placing their troops at risk of equipping them unstable firearms?

Am I thinking to deeply into this

>>31520241
>Am I thinking to deeply into this
Most likely.

>>31519888
>Honestly I'm not a fan of the whole idea of them jumping into your arms and turning into guns ala Animorphs.
But Upotte was exactly like that when they came into use of their human operatoras

>>31520241
Some have flaws, some don't. Personally, I think some sprt of psychological torture and stockholm syndroming is necessary in order to get them to function with you. Considering hat waffegeists are sentient tool, there could be a more spiritual side to this where the will of the user overpowers the waffegeist's wishes when being used by their operators. Upotte certainly took this during the Atami arc when Browning's wound started to heal on their own (However, he still suffered from the wounds, thus you can still get incapacitated or blackout from getting shot. This was shown extensively in raifuriaa!! under the third book with FAMAS).

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>>31520260
Did they now? I only saw the anime so I don't really know how things go in the manga.

That being said I'm still not a big fan of it. I guess I still imagine it going down like in pic related. Just watching a human body morph into a mix of metal and wood/polymer is a bit strange to fathom.

>>31520289
For one to manifest, it'd be simply a case of being comfortable... But for one to stay. Well. Stable, and be able to manifest while you use the firearm would be a question of experiencing some shared trauma. Combat.

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>>31520299
Yep, the anime only ends halfway of the Atami arc, but Funco and the teacher later meets the principal of red steel. The transformation process isn't like animorphs where they gradually change but instantaneous to the point you hear a fwip and she's there on your arms under a blink of an eye

anybody got a good reference idea for what a 92fs would look like?
>yes it's me from the other thread

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>>31519582

>>31520464
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight, because a one off post with no trail is definitely begging for replies.
Also you're late.
Spod.

>>31520416
Short-ish Brunette italian loli who dresses like a character from a John Woo movie.

>>31520518
>sunglasses
>trench coat
>tequila bottle
>pet dove on shoulder

I still get annoyed when rifles are able to "shoot" themselves. Its too much tomfoolery going on and stretching believability beyond "magic bruh"

>>31520786
It's not magic, it's the work of a [Stand]

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>>31520786
I mean there is some wiggle room when making a fantasy story, but you still have to take into consideration SOME common physics that mass cannot duplicate itself, let alone appear out of thin air and manipulate itself. It has to be one, or the other; Rifle or Girl. As for giving the rifile will, i wrote a small short story or two where they can forcefully jam or fail to fire just on their own fruition, and using them for suicide takes tact and trickery. Same reason why Stockholm syndrome-ing a rifle would be the one effective way

>>31520786
>>31520823

Couldn't they be explained the same way ghost/poltergeist are? Physical manifestation of the spirit. Bruce Willis' body was in the ground but he still open a door.

>>31520842
>Bruce Willis' body was in the ground but he still open a door.
bruce willis didnt whip a gun out of thin air, which was his "true form/self" with a full magazine of ammunition, and blow the door away.

>>31520852
where i do see (more of) your drawings?

>>31520786
> Most animes and mangas
>having logic
You should know this by now bro.

>>31520887
The more applied logic that be presented into a setting the more people can get into it. Having a setting placed mostly in say a videogame like sword art gives ALOT of wiggle room, but Upotte has far too many logical holes and failure of explaining its setting. Which is why I made Waffegeists into what they are. A smidge of high magic and a heavy spoonful of reality
>>31520856
Either the facebook page or grouchybadger.tumblr

>>31520895
>Heavy spoonful of reality
I'm gonna go ahead and assume that's not what you meant and you merely chose the wrong words.

If not, you are a fucking -imbecile-

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>>31520909
Im going to assume youre being imperious in an attempt to be facetious. Im speaking on the point that a rifle cant function and stays a rifle if you take parts out of it, and not that rifles can literally clean themselves like in upotte

>>31520852
Sure, I'm not looking for an argument just trying to offer a simple excuse for fictional logic

>>31520928
Which is like a ghost trying to shove the guts of its body back into place after an accident

>>31518603
Oooooooohhhhhh
Alright that makes alot of sense. I never caught that. Eggplant can be more clever than we give him credit. I thought that scene was just more waifubait.

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>>31519852
Personally, I'd prefer it be up to the writers discretion. I'm against an established lore just because it may constrict creativity.

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>>31519830
I'm still here.

Thank you!

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>>31519445
Sweet!

Do you have the link to the KSG pastebin/image mentioned in this post? >>31517685

idea: instead of an old rifle that has tell anon that it is a girl as well, take a new rifle that anon has to inform that she is a WG

or something like that

>>31520895

>>>31520856
>Either the facebook page or grouchybadger.tumblr

What's your Facebook page?

>>31519582
Are you going to show your face? Maybe show us your artistic ability? No? Then shut the fuck up.

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>>31521295

http://pastebin.com/r6REt9Gt

>>31519863
A boy falls in love with a girl.
Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl’s phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day’s confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn’t exist in this universe at all. She is the girl’s alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC’s own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones,DRAMAensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question theNATUREofLOVE.

Shuumatsu no Izetta was only meh
Pretty much a weaker strike witches

>>31521563
[spoilersdon'tworkon/k/]Stop posting that, it's already a thing and an anime[/spoilersdon'tworkon/k/]
[spoilersdon'tworkon/k/]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcVGDV67L-g[/spoilersdon'tworkon/k/]
>[spoilersdon'tworkon/k/]https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9524173/1/Ano-hi-Mita-Keitai-no-Namae-wo-Boku-tachi-wa-Mada-Shiranai[/spoilersdon'tworkon/k/]
Keep yo moldy pasta on >>>/a/

>>31521255
Maybe. I guess I'm just too used to operating within established lores.

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>>31519990
Best tits in the show too

>>31521554
Thanks again, for both the story and posting the link.

>>31520786
They can in Upotte, and that's good enough for me.

>>31521851
I'd say Blake n Neo got a better pair.

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>>31522165
>Blake having bigger breasts than Pyrrha
She's more like a fit petite

>>31521851
>>31522324

Remember when the rwby threads on /co/ weren't complete shit?

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>>31522324
Mah, fit petite would suit rubes before the time lapse and Weiss. As for Yang, her cleavage seems tp be defined by a sort of push up

>>31522359
Yep. General was okayish throughout the show. There's one up on /co/ tho >>>/co/86653868

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>Rory Mercury
>Patron Saint of /k/
>Or Uber Death Loli of Grunge

>>31520786
The rifle is the physical form, the spirit is the will, the will can manipulate the form, but at the same time the will can be contained within it.

>>31522543
>Posting shitty animu redesign

>>31520928
Oh noes, a rifle is cleaning itself. It's almost like it's been personified and is engaging in typical human hygienics.

It's weird in a way I guess, but you really shouldn't think about it too much. That's not the reason upotte is shit, that's just "lol anime"

>>31521529
Hello guardbro defense force, thanks again for correcting the record!

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>>31522560
Dont even get me fucking started

>>31522607
>It's almost like it's been personified and is engaging in typical human hygienics.

If it was just brushing its teeth or flossing sure, not literally cleaning itself in rifle form

>>31521728
Not quite what he was describing, you had me all excited for a good anime.

Although I have seen that one and it was very good, 8/10, would definitely recommend.

>>31522543
I like that design. The long legs are lovely.

But she's not Rory, and the original design is vastly superiour.

>>31521312
Or maybe you meet a girl on a blind date and the next morning you find out she's a rifle

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>>31522611
Sao sotaru would be disappointed with you

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>>31522634
You best not be talking shit about MP birb

>>31522627
I need this to happen

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>>31522659
>Asthetic nineties style
>vs. Stereotypical modern day moé blobs
Also we all know that Persia chan best monster grill

>>31522708
All fun and games till she sharpens her claws on your sks m8

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>>31522624
You've made a mistake.

>>31522393
>implying you wouldn't motorboat them

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>>31522624
Lewd!

>>31522627

How does that work?

Unless maybe some soldier gets some time off gets Shit faced with his buddies and wakes up the next morning after having banged a qt.

He gets awoken from his hang over because the base is on lock down. Someone broke into the armory a gun is missing. No one leaves and comes in until they turn every stone to find it.

In a cold sweat he feels a lump beside him under the sheets and pulls them away to find a recently lubricated M4 in his ruck.

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>>31522734
No I haven't.

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>>31522708
>>31522732
Or piss her off

>>31522734
If we don't draw attention to it it's not likely to be noticed by the people's champions

>>31522744
Nonsense. Nudity isn't lewd.

>>31522732
>implying she's uncivilized to do that
There's a reason why you buy or make scratch posts m8
>>31522735
Oh I definitely would

>>31522749
Some bored raifu setting up a profile on RaifuPeopleMeet.com

>>31522777

Feinstein would have a stroke if any of this was real.

>>31522759
>You will never wrestle against feline women
Why live?

>>31522619
That's just a visual hint for the audience and again, should not be taken too seriously.

Hate upotte because the author can neither draw nor properly articulate firearms information. Our keep a consistent tone. Or build tension or suspense. Or elevate the series above all the generic waifubait pander anime.

Unfortunately it seems nobody is willing to actually improve on Eggplant's faults and instead just rewrite the same "nobody has every loved me before except for YOOOU please don't leave me I NEEEED yoooou" story.

>>31520852
Bruce Willis isn't the anthropomorphization of a gun.

>>31522784
It'd really make her shoulder thing go up

>>31520895
Upotte is fine because it takes one fiction element and expands on it (eg, guns are people and they can manipulate themselves). If you can't suspend your disbelief for that one element of fiction than I don't know what to tell you.

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>>31522560

Character designs are based on the light novel, not manga.

>>31522789
>Unfortunately it seems nobody is willing to actually improve on Eggplant's faults and instead just rewrite the same "nobody has every loved me before except for YOOOU please don't leave me I NEEEED yoooou" story.
>tfw no gf
There, described the majority of the audience here. Then there's me and greens working on stuff but due to my incompetence with art and scheduling, its taking too damn long.

>>31522619
What's wrong with the rifle cleaning itself? We keep talking about realism and suspension of disbelief and yet we're discussing firearms taking a human form and fucking them.

Suspension of disbelief went out the window when rapid firing made them cum buckets.

>>31522784
>Fenstein
>having a stroke
Plz dear god soon

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>>31522867
>yet we're discussing firearms taking a human form and fucking them.
While one is impossible, the other is enjoyable and plausible

>>31522855
I'm well aware dog.

And you don't have to bring up the /k/omic this often, honestly. I haven't forgotten about you guys yet.

Post on 8ch moar.

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>>31522776
Which is your waifu

>>31522935
Blake mai waifu. She has soe of he most experience due to her ties with the White Fang (Wished they made them behave more like the IRA and less like BLM). Her bias to the WF requires a fixing, but I do like the character redesign. She dindu nuffin when fightinf Adam

>>31522359

The RWBY threads on /trash/ aren't entirely terrible.

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>>31523054
Yeah but all that porn. A man can only take so much

>>31523080

The discussion isn't totally cringeworthy at least.

>>31522749

You need to write another story about the same anon who buys a DP-12 and inadvertently starts a jealousy fueled WW III.

>>31523149

Maybe. I could finish the KSG story first and move onto that like a sequel. Work has just been so busy lately.

How about you guys fund the purchase of a DP-12 for inspiration.

>>31522874
She's 83, any day now...

>>31523214

I can barely afford food right now. Sorry bro.

>>31522979
I was talking to a girl that looks like Blake. (no cat ears though) didn't work out for me.

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>>31523227
>2028
>fenstein still alive somehow
>Fenstein is longest serving senator in record history at 90
MFW

>>31523238
I'm sorry to hear that anon.

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>>31523368
Yep stuff like this never works out for me

>>31523336
>2028
>90
You do realize it's not 2021, right?

>>31523429
I might be a little drunk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf8xFKUKXg4

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>>31523474
You fucking delinquent, what you drinking?

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>>31523653
Angry bee bourbon. EW is meh but works.

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>>31523705
I'm drinking pic related. About one step up from cheap Walmart vodka, but it doesn't taste too bad.

Any fellow Missourians excited to constitutional Carry Jan 1st?

>>31522935
Coco, she may be 'last season' but I like her.

>>31523759
I'm sure its good enough to drink chilled but that is some hipstery looking shit right there.

>>31523759
>>31524104
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qau8Wiv7Aas

>>31523759

You aren't getting Constitutional Carry.

You're getting 30.06 and 30.07 signs on every building declaring that this public building is too special snowflake to allow you to practice your rights.

You're getting police informing you at stops that because of ConsCarry they have no way of telling if you have that gun legally or are a felon pretending to be a normie so will you please get out of the car and let us run a complete background check to see if you have warrants and if you are upset or piss me off I'll confiscate the gun to run the serial to make sure it's not secretly from a past crime.

You're not getting freedom. You're getting a placebo. A lie.

>>31524151
Yeah I'm gonna stick with makers, maybe makers 46 on payday.

>>31522543
>liking the anime ver

>>31524206
just ignore the signs, if you get into a situation where you need to use a gun, no one will give a shit anyway

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>>31523759
Can't wait, especially since I have to work in a high crime area, and where I live people getting mugged is not unheard of.

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We need more musume opr8r qt1.3

>>31523759
Jeremiah Weed is one of the best cheep whiskeys imo. Beats the shit out of kessler.
>>31524104
old bottle was less flashy

>>31523336
>2098
>FeiNet has succeeded in driving the remaining humans underground

>>31524237

False, people carry into places where it's illegal and defend the place and still get the ever-loving shit legally raped out of them all the time.

>>31513296
Why is no polished, stainless or Chrome whatever bolt carrier and bolt for sale?

How much fitting needed for switching out these parts?

I think my gas block should have been installed further down? Gastube rattles and doesn't slip as far as it could onto gas block. Can I replace with a 1mm longer tube or do I need to order the spring from k-var?

>>31524408
I don't know about legally, but I read a story about a Walgreens pharmacist that got fired for stopping a robbery with his carry pistol

>>31524104
I just drink it room temp like most of my liquor. I usually pick up some cheap vodka every couple weeks for when I feel like drinking, and this time I figured I'd get something with a little taste.

It's not bad, maybe a 6.5/10 compared to 3.5-4 for cheap vodka. I really like vanilla cream hard soda, but I don't really care to pay 2 dollars a bottle.

>>31524206
What makes you think that? Did any of the other states do that?

>>31524249
I've been putting off getting my permit for a few months now for this, I'm glad to see that the house and Senate aren't as big of bitches as Nixon is.

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>>31524416
You're looking for /akg/
Also a rattling gas tube sounds completely normal to me.

>>31524416

You're looking for
>>31521694

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>>31524392
Fuck you that made me choke on my bourbon

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>>31524206
>mfw kansas is Constitutional carry and our police just ask you to keep it holstered
>mfw i open carry in whole foods
>mfw no one here cares

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>>31524404
manifest breastiny

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>>31524490
Iowa has many impressive assets, don't make fun.

>>31524505
puffy vulva

>>31524505
You would think a fast battleship would need to save on weight.

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>>31524515

>>31524540
Not with the power supplied by dem quads.

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>>31524404
I'm more of a Kongou man myself

>>31524490
>>31524505
I've ran through her lower deck many times, if you know what I mean.


And what I mean is that the USS Iowa is a visitable museum in San Pedro, of which I've walked through many times.

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>>31524486
>Mfw AZ stores just don't care at all anymore
>Mfw I saw a guy carrying a Wilson combat
>Mfw he only bough tortillas and cheese

>>31524578
I know its great right. People oc in the malls that ban guns all the time. At worst mall cops just politely ask you to put it in your car before you continue shopping.

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>>31524569
Not liking both

>>31520518
>>31520770
Okay that works.

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>>31524614
>liking Kancolle ships

>>31524441
>>31524443
Thanks

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>>31524614
Both is good

>>31524601
There are malls that ban guns???

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>>31524490

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>Mosinwritefag story again
>anon comes home depresed after being rejected
>Mosin pops out again, seeing as shes needed
>tries to help him out by suggesting increasingly old fasioned and crazy ideas
>anon eventually laughs
See? You are better already
>about to dispear now that she is not needed, but anon catches her and tries to convince her to stay

Or something, I have no idea. Just being an ideas guy

>>31524408
better than being physically raped

>>31524404
>true american dream doesn't point to her crotch

>>31524540
>tfw nobody draws Iowa with muscles
ALL DEM HORSES

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>>31525416
but them hips

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>>31525570

Pfft, those aren't hips.

>>31525639
T H I C C
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>>31525639

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>>31525639