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Is he the most /k/ character ever?

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Is he the most /k/ character ever?
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>>31508318
It's the most 14 year old ever.
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>>31508318
If we count out the 3rd one, yes.
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>>31508318
Basically a walking personification of the Muder/k/ube.
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>>31508318
Doom2016 (or 15?) most /k.....
Not Doomguy, Brutaldoomguy, Project BrutalityDoom, ContraDoom, HDoomguy, Extreme Weapons Pack Doomguy, Reelism Doomguy.

Most /k is probably Russian Overkill Doom characters
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>>31508360
Doom 3 isn't the same doomguy as doom 1, 2 and 4.
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>>31508318
>never reloads
>only uses full auto
>brings a chainsaw to a gun battle

Yes, very /k/.
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>>31508690
To be fair, he does reload the super shotgun.
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nope
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No
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>fat
>works dead end job
>lives in a shack
>talks about stopping power
>favorite gun is a mosin
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>>31508728
This by far. Doom Guy doesn't have his own armory.
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Probably Trevor Phillips
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>>31508988
Hows 8th grade working out for ya
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>>31508318

Doomguy is what /k/ wishes it was.
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>>31508728
He's like a dangerous version of dale gribble, except his wife left him instead of the cuck thing.
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>>31509001
You knwo what I think Dale Gribble is like the spirit animal of /k/
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>>31508318
It what we should strive to be
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>>31508318
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>>31508318
Man, I fucking miss halo. Are the new ones even good?
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>>31508728
>Watch Tremors 5
>Weep
It's so bad why did they do this to Burt what the fuck.
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>>31508773
I was mind blown how /k/ this character was, like, the writer/director had to have put him in as a spoof, the Moist Nugget gave it away.
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>>31508773
Wasnt he a CP-loving rapist on SVU?
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>>31509665
>Almost devil trips

Sorry, Anon. Go directly to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200$
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>>31509269
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>>31509298
i tried to play halo cause all the hype but doom shits all over it really.
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Literally faps to guns, takes you into enemy territory just to get her hands on the Gallian rebel's newest fun
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>>31510051
/thread
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>>31509958

/k/, dad-core edititon
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>autistic
>obsessed with guns
>possibly homosexual
>mommy issues

pretty /k/ if you ask me
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E + D ended up being pretty fucking /k/.
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>>31510234

But holy fuck, had the cafeteria bombs gone off, it would have been literally god-like.

I'm not condoning, nor supporting them, but I'll give them an A+ for effort.
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>>31510234
>>31510237
No, fuck off. These clowns weren't /k/ in the slightest.
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>>31508773
Who is it?
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>>31510234
They were pretty shit overall. They were both edgy retards who couldn't shoot for shit

I think I read that Dylan tried to fire his shotgun one handed in the library and broke his nose
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>>31510234
No they were just autists who couldn't do anything right. They even did a bad job of killing themselves.
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>>31510259

Eric bent down under a table, fired and basically ate the end of his shotgun. Kind of a shit move, was probably adrenaline fueled.

>>31510261

They offed themselves perfectly. Eric fired a shotgun right into his head and Dyl managed to end himself with a single 9mm.

>>31510249

Pipe-bombs, bombs and a shit load of ammunition. Not to mention, even after the plan fucked up, they had the guts to actually walk in there and go to town.

Now, the weird thing is that they let people go. Dylan, more than Eric, but still.
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>>31510277
way to ruin a perfectly good thread you humongous fucking faggot
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>>31510286

Thread was utter shit.
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>>31510291
better than a lot of other threads currently up desu

looking at you arg
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>>31510277
>Pipe bombs and a shitload of ammunition

You're retarded. Ghetto weapons and slaughtering kids is not /k/

Now go to /b/ and never come back
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>>31508318
>doesn't give a damn about anything or anyone
>other than ripping and tearing demons to pieces till the job is done
This guy shits all over any role I've played lately, other than maybe Shadow Warrior. Lo Wang is just awesome.
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>>31509625
All pure things must die.
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>>31510234
>local faggots ruin everything
they started the school shooting meme, fuck them
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>>31510277
>the guts to shoot a bunch of unarmed kids then end yourself as soon as real opposition arrives
Real heroes you got there jimmy, you should probably emulate them by suck starting your friend's cock then a shotgun
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you're all wrong
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>>31509958
f
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>>31512166
>Rusty Shackleford
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>>31508394
>Most /k is probably Russian Overkill Doom characters
That's not how you spell Hideous Destructor
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>>31509269
fUCK YEAH STORMSHADOW
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>>31510237
I give them a D- because of hi-point
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>>31512848
>image.gif
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>>31509001
She took the fucking HK-21 with her, goddamn thieving whore.
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>>31510225
>Possibly homosexual
Bi at best given how much he double-tapped Paz
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>>31510225
Unlikely since he gave Eva the dicking of her lifetime.
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Soldier from TF2
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>>31510277
I used to be like you.

Take up other interests and don't let anyone you know so much about this shit.

its for your best.
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>>31509958
Roland was a big game hunter from mombasa in JP

Roland the Headless Thompson gunner found van Owen in Mombasa in a barroom drinkin' gin

coincidence? I think not.
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>>31508318
>Is he the most /k/ character ever?
No.
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>>31508318
>spoopy demons
>killed his fellow marines
>killed his rangebuddies
>killed his pet rabbit
>spends his eternity mulching the entirety of hell in response

Pretty much.
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>>31508318

literally just a much smaller, quieter 40k space marine
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>>31512848
>expceting a gun to show up at some point
>nope just two dudes unsheathing katana nothin personal
I want 10 seconds of my life back.
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>>31508318
Batman is the most /k/ character ever.

Hear me out, Batman doesn't use guns but he knows that his enemies have no qualms about using guns to kill him, so his entire arsenal is devoted to beating guns.

>Two Face has two hostages
>He's holding a 1911
>Good sidearm, reliable, won't do him any favors though
>Four goons covering the doors
>They all have Kalashnikovs
>Automatic fire, Bats wont take any risks
>Drops through the fucking window
>glass flying everywhere
>punches the nearest dude in the gut so hard his feet lift off the ground
>breaks the dudes nose with the second punch
>other guys are all turning around to face the noise they just heard
>they see their unconscious friend
>batman is already out of sight
>two face flips his coin to see which of the hostages dies first
>someone catches the coin out of thin air
>it's the god damn batman
>the three remaining thugs hear something loud and a muffled groan of pain
>they all run back to their boss
>the hostages are gone
>two face has his coin in his mouth
>the henchmen decide fuck this shit and start running
>drop their guns
>batman drops them all before they can reach the door
>without firing a single shot

Your bullets can't hit the night, motherfucker.
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>>31513354
>op asks for /k/ character
>DUDE BATMAN IS LIKE SO BADASS HE PUNCHES PEOPLE AND ISN'T AFRAID OF ANYTHING
underage pls go
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>>31508318
nyet
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>>31512801
Lost my shit.
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>>31513337
Apparently you've never watched gi joe have you
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>>31512848
Back to /a you turbonigger
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>>31513354
I miss being 11
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>>31508318
Captain walker.
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>>31513479
>Shows sympathy for a potato and helps him find his toys
>Shows sympathy for a crazy old man rubbing all over him
BJ surprised me with how based he was. I was excepting Doomguy levels of fuck your everything, but he's genuinely a nice guy who happens to be a fucking badass.
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>>31513728
>gi joe
>/a/
What
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>>31510277
>Killing Innocent people
>Committing suicide before a fair fight like the cowards they were.
>/k/ approved
No, fuck you

I use my guns to protect myself and people I care about

If anything, anyone who hurts an innocent with a gun should be considered /k/-Unapproved and receive retaliation with extreme prejudice on sight
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>>31513337
>>31513728
these plebs haven't seen the new GI Joe.
Look at them. Look at them and laugh.
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>>31508318
>all these posts and no one says the man who literally lives for weapons.
>the man who wears belts of ammo as clothes
>replaced his teeth with bullets
This man is literally everything /k/ should aspire to be. Not some ultra marine, not some redneck who likes killing people, but a real fucking walking gun.
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Fuck the Doom 2016 Doomguy

The game was actually somewhat enjoyable and a good retro adaptation, better than eg. Wolfenstein the New Order

But one thing they got bad was the whole story with the Doomguy being the "Doomslayer" as an desecendant of ancient demonslaying crusaders or some shit

Also, his behavior was unlikely, it seems as if the character was written for 14 year old cod kiddies, like the scene where he bashes those power sources without any reason

So, the real Doomguy is the one from the first two games and the Comic and the Book
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any warboss from 40k
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>DISOBEDIENCE HUH? THAT'S A MISTAKE
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>>31514876
>But one thing they got bad was the whole story with the Doomguy being the "Doomslayer" as an desecendant of ancient demonslaying crusaders or some shit

Play the game again and this time pop a ritalin pill or two before reading the codex.
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>>31514896
NEEDS MORE DAKKA
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>>31514876
>ike the scene where he bashes those power sources without any reason
There is a reason though.
He's gotta turn it off.
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>>31514876
Dude, I think you got the wrong impression.

Doomguy met the night sentinels, became their leader.

>doomguy angry stuck in hell
>hell invading argent d'nur.
>doomguy being doomguy fucks invading demons.
>nights crown him their leader.
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>>31513278
THEY KILLED HIS BATTLE BUDDY?
I would be pissed enough To fight hell itself too.

I wish I was doomguy. I strive to walk a brisk 20 miles per hour while carrying a light load of 100 pounds
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>>31515179
this is great, thanks!
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>>31513354
>1911
>reliable

kek
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>>31513479
YES Love this guy literally me, kills nazi's with no remorse but looks out for the innocent, literally goes out a coma and kills a nazi
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>>31516790
Went through 4 fucking wars without major revisions. You do the math.
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>>31514876
>the scene where he bashes those power sources without any reason

It isn't for no reason. He's clearly doing it to ruin the chances of the UAC tapping into hell ever again. He believes the only solution is to kill all the demons and totally separate hell to ensure no more invasions occur..
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>>31514876
>without any reason
A 14 year old & even Hayden can see the reason. He's as anti-demon as the come. Hayden admits that he may have a point in that permanently stopping Argent energy production could be the only way to get rid of the demons for good.
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I forget the title of the movie but it's this Polish movie where these guys try robbing a bank, and the teller sees one of the dudes draw a krink so she activates the bulletproof glass and the guy gets on his walkie and says "the bitch got the glass up", so this other dude pulls up in front of the bank in an ecoliner and he kicks open the backdoor and he's holding a fucking PTRS-41 and he fucking paints the room with the teller's brains.

Oh and there was the motorcycle helmet guy who dual wields machetes.
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>>31514873
Bullet Farmer is my spirit animal
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>>31509665
Have you watched Green Room yet? Quite a bit of pro-gun messaging in there.
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>>31508778
Why have an armory when you can carry your entire arsenal on your person and still be faster than most living beings.
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>>31508394

>that guy who plays WADs

we get it, you played videogames before they were cool.
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>>31514873
My single greatest regret is that I wasn't able to be on the set of this movie
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>>31513479
Casual reminder that Blazkowicz is a polish jew.
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>>31518594
So
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>ctrl+f "strelok"
>no results
get out of here
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>>31510051
Either him or the dead survivalist with the Beowulf NCR service rifle variant.
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>>31513028
The heavy is probably more /k/ than the soldier

>loves slavshit
>uses custom ammo that cost hundreds of thousands of dollars for firing his weapon for a few seconds
>personifies his weapon and probably fucks it

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jHgZh4GV9G0

I will grant you that Soldier's personality is more /k/, though.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=h42d0WHRSck

Lastly, the Sniper might be a little bit /k/, but ultimately he's too professional.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9NZDwZbyDus

But the heavy still has one of the most /k/ quotes ever:

"Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe... maybe. ...I have yet to meet one that can outsmart BULLET."
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>>31510253
Minor character in the movie Blue Ruin. Check it out if you haven't seen it, pretty decent little indie movie.
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>>31519245
Soldier is /milsurp general/ because in the backstory he's never actually served in WW2 but is so obsessed with it he lives off milsurp rations and shit

Heavy is /slavshit general/

They are both different faces of /k/
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>>31519327
What about the others
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>>31519358
Engi isn't really that /k/, neither is medic, scout, or spy, Sniper might be a little, Demoman would be if we had people posting about explosives often. Pyro is /b/.
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>>31517163
He spent his whole life fighting hell and volunteered to stay in hell to keep it in check and for killing his pet.

Then science CEO deliberately opened a tube to hell, I'd smash it too.
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>>31514873
I AM THE SCALES OF JUSTICE
CONDUCTOR OF THE CHOIR OF DEATH!
SING FOR ME BROTHER HECKLER!
SING FOR ME BROTHER KOCH!
SIIIIING!
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>>31508778
Doomguy is literally a walking armory
the fuck you talkin about
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>>31519395
Scout is underageb&
Soldier is milsurp general or /meg/
Pyro is /b/
Demoman is pretty /k/
Heavy is slavshit general
Engineer is more /diy/ than /k/ but still pretty /k/ for the quote "The solution is a gun. And if that doesn't work, use a bigger gun."
Medic isn't really anything.
Sniper is somewhat /k/ but not autistic enough.
Spy is more /r9k/ than anything.
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>>31519571
>Medic isn't really anything.
Probably a little bit /pol/; I suspect he was a Nazi.
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>>31519446
I don't recall anything from the game about a pet dying. IIRC he was part of some cult who's world got attacked by demons. He was the leader and the only person left after the demons absorbed his world. So he decided (with the help of a demon, I think) to fuck up all the demons and proceeded to do so until they trapped him in that tomb shit. Which the UAC then uncovered along with the Mjolnir armor.
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>>31519571
>Spy is /r9k/
But he gets laid
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>>31519630
I guess it's what /r9k/ thinks they are. Or wants to be.
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>>31519168
Randall Clark isn't /k/ personified... He's the kind of person /k/ should aspire to be.
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>>31519616
Pet is part of doom 1/2.

It's implied Doom 1/2/final/64 is all canon in doom 4.
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>>31519616
No doomguy world wasn't absorbed. He was adopted by that world. Their was a traitor who helped, reinforced his armor.

His armor is deliberately different than space crusaders. I think has an old UAC logo on it, either a ref to the old implying his origin.

Doom 3 timeline is the timeline daisy isn't beheaded. Shared the same hell but not same dimension/timeline.

Hell is the only constant relm in any doom/id game.
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>>31510234
Way to ruin the thread
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>>31510051
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Sato just wants to operate, but japs are too wimpy
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>>31519674

This is really interesting. A traitor to hell? Does Doomguy have a demon buddy?

Well, doomguy being doomguy probably not 'buddy,' more like 'guy I haven't shot yet.'
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>>31519571

Medic is very /y/.
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>>31510051

I dunno he's got that weird religious shit going on

Rather Randall Clark.
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>>31520274.

Traitor is unknown, some speculate it's a race/being that resisted hell after hell absorb it's world.

I do wish to see spooky Angels and cryptic bible stuff in doom 5.
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>>31520318
>Traitor isn't a race or being that resisted hell
>Just a Revenant
>A single Revenant tired of getting his shit pushed in by the Doomguy all the fucking time
>Teams up with him because he wants to be on the goddamn winning side
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>>31520325
I heard it's the unwilling, the cyclops zombie who scream 10 people in 1 body.

Could be an alien skeleton who saw opportunity to not die or for revenge.

I wouldn't mind it being a succubus demon
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>>31520337
>"Ooooh doom-kun, when will you blast me with that super shotgun~"
>Doomguy just keeps killing everything else
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>>31520352
You know doomguy probably uncorrupt Her.
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>>31520337

>succubus

doomguy doesn't care about sex

doomguy shoots the demons
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>>31520357
Doesn't have to be sex, just an angel who wants the light
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>>31516912
>literally me
kek, what an autist
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>>31521779
>muh dual wielding
Is she gonna 360 no-scope someone next?
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>>31520357
>implying

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uxyPzqEuBDE
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>>31513000
He also spends his spare time jumping in a box wth kaz and having naked fist fights with him
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>>31514873
GUN FEVER!!!!!
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>>31513354

>doesn't use guns
>in fact, hates guns
>most incarnations are complete sperglords about lethal force

>/k/

Yeah, nah.
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>>31514896
>implying ork lootas don't have the most dakka
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>>31513218
Uhmmmm, he is firing entire cartridge's.
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>>31518594
>implying anyone with a polish name is a jew
He dosen't even understend polish in new order
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>>31508318
>that shit-tier trigger discipline
Nope.
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>>31522163
He's firing folding swords
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>>31522489
The amount of firing that occurs in that game make TD unnecessary.
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>>31519141
I mean he WOULD be /k/ material if he actually used real weapons.
Fucking Kucknami and their "MUH WAR INDUSTRY" bullshit.
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>>31513294
he is the original model from 3k
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>>31520253
He did operate in Mexico; however, he was captured, recruited, and became a soulless merk :(.
>>31520145
>>31510051
>>31509269
Best quotes hands-down of the fallout series.
>"I don't enjoy killing, but when done righteously, it's just a chore, like any other."
>>31509958
>>31513217
why is it that the most /k/ characters are always depicted as the bad guys?
>>31508728
too bad the actor is an anti-gun faggot
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>>31508318
>"Hey Doomguy wanna listen to some expository dialogue while you ride this elevator?"
>Punches the screen
>Theme music plays loudly
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>>31524275
He isn't anti gun.

I'm getting tired of explaining this every single time the character is mentioned.

He is personally uncomfortable having the power to take another human life and doesn't want guns in his home, he never once said he thinks other people should be disarmed, ever.

Stop saying this.
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>>31508318
"Gun, all gun, like finger on hand" - Ivan Dolvich

I mean, if we're talking /k/ related vidyagame characters.
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Snake Eyes is pretty operator.

Silent, efficient, cool as fuck.
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>>31519616
>I don't recall anything from the game about a pet dying.
Demons killed Doomguys pet bunny, it's the entire reason the motherfucker kills Satan (Or something like Satan) in Doom 2
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>>31522489
The first gun had showed TD, kudos for showing that with space beretta video game creator.
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>>31519674
>>31519657
>>31524332
This is where I should point out that I thought we were talking about the new Doom (2016 one, Doom 4?) specifically. And it sounds like they did some alternate universe bullshit but since they also basically frame it within the multiverse theory it's more acceptable.
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>>31524331
>Silent, efficient...
>throws a grenade at a lonely ninja while infiltrating
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>>31524454
I meant more silent in that he never speaks, but at that point speed was more important than stealth.
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>>31524503
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>>31524538
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>>31524503
>>31524538
>>31524551
I know this is GI Joe but it's still *teleports behind you* as fuck.
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>>31524446
I added the doom 3 timeline.
To me it's It's either moot/retcon universe or the timeline where doomguy lives a more-or-less normal life returning to Earth to pet his bunny and live happy after experiencing horrors of hell.


I like the latter.

I'm okay with multiverse when it's fun. I just bought the official soundtrack, it's up on besthda YouTube channel now
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>>31508318
I find the armor kinda arousing, is this wrong?
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He was McGuyver, but now he uses guns.
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>Fucks up constantly
>Alcoholic
>Painkiller addict
>Self loathing
>Literally cannot stop fucking up
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>>31508773
This shit right here. The writer HAD to be a /k/ommando or was at least making fun of /k/. The whole scene was like a brilliant /k/ parody. Everything that came out of his mouth. Then the nugget.
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>>31508773
Green Room (Saulnier's other flick) had some pretty funny gun humor.

>His gun only has six rounds
>Actually my gun only has 5 rounds, because they're big as fuck

>we need you to hand over the gun, as it's not registered
>can we have a phone to call the police?
>no
>alright, then how about a registered firearm?

Some lols were had. Not as good as Blue Ruin.
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>>31524700
Soundtrack is out on youtube? Time to start blasting it while I slaughter more demons, still haven't gotten ultra-nightmare unlocked.

Anyway, from what they were saying this new Doom is in an alternate reality. Which is why they said it wasn't really a reboot. All the old canon happened, it's just not really part of this game. Outside of an easter egg or two IIRC.
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>>31525051
>Shoots a bunch of motherfuckers in the process

Yeah, add in a crazy collection of guns and I think we have a winner.
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>>31524312
Я paд paбoтaть нa тeбя ))
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>>31525200
It's 1/4 or the highlight tracks. He touched up a majority of them.
https://youtu.be/Jm932Sqwf5E

Missing a few like tower ascend,
I like the tower ascending track, nice walking/exploring track, walking all hard and righteous.

https://youtu.be/C-kASn08OwM
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>>31525200
It's soft canon, heavy implies they want people to use their imagination.

So far events of old game seem to line up to doom 4.
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>>31514213
Kills battle. Nah fuck you.
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>>31514213
Bunny
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>>31525673
Not really as far as I know. Because in Doom 1 and 2, doomguy was an average dude who got caught in that mess but didnt give a fuck and went on to rip and tear through hell and back on repeat occasions. Although by the end of Doom 64, he decides to stay in hell for all eternity to punish the wicked, so I guess Doom 4 could be a continuation of that. Thing is, based on the DEEP LORE, it seems that the Doom Slayer always lived in some contested part of hell, and started his crusade after he was swindled into trusting the demons, which ended up in the eradication of his home and people. Not to mention that he apparently had a son who was turned into the icon of sin instead of being returned to him as promised. There's a shitload to behold as far as backstory goes, so you and everyone can look at this guide for details.

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=723808592
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>>31529287
THen why i armor human in design? It seems to line up after doom64 which is a loose canon to final/2 events.
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>>31513218
>Not posting the best version
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>>31520145
What expansion is he from?
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>>31530151
Honest hearts
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>>31521890
No you autist.
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>>31529603
Humanoid, not necessarily human. Though admittedly the physical features strongly imply that. I'm speaking about the newest Doom.

>>31529287
My understanding was he was one of the religious warriors from Argent D'nur, and in fact was their leader. Ended up betraying them and the demons absorb the Argent realm, granting them argent energy and tons more power to fuel the expansion of hell. But demons didn't keep their side of w/e bargain so he went ape shit and was well on the way to killing them all until they trapped him.
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>>31522836
Indeed he is, but what is propelling the folded swords from the gun? You can see the rim at the base of the projectile.
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>>31531974
>Humanoid, not necessarily human
That's the impression I got, especially after he absorbs argent energy into health vs. becoming a zombie.

Any idea who that hooded figure is? Seraphim are mentioned for the first time in the series, meaning if there's a hell, heaven has to exist somehow.
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>>31519168
Was he the guy who's journals you find in Mt. Zion? The guy who keeps the survivors safe from a distance?
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>>31531974
>Ended up betraying them and the demons absorb the Argent realm, granting them argent energy and tons more power to fuel the expansion of hell. But demons didn't keep their side of w/e bargain so he went ape shit and was well on the way to killing them all until they trapped him.

Where you getting this from?
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>>31531974
No I he went ape shit because of the deal in the first place
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>>31531974
>he was one of the religious warriors from Argent D'nur, and in fact was their leader.

No doomguy wasn't, it would make sense after being their leader the ex-leader get jealous and plant seed of betrayal.

Doomguy is described as unyielding incorruptible. I doubt he be fine with a bargain with the devil
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>>31532722
That hooded figure is probably the guy who talks to you when you start a new game, saying, "...Rip and tear, until it is done."
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>>31533533
Sounds more like the description of being unyielding and incorruptible applies to the Doom Slayer after the deal was done, because he was wrought with not just pure rage, but also guilt for being responsible for the destruction of his home and the death of everyone he knew and was supposed to protect.
The thing is that his son was lost in battle and the demons offered to return him in exchange for their priests being given access to the wraiths, who they then corrupted to weaken Argent D' Nur's defenses.
The demons then apparently brought back the Doom Slayer's son but having been turned into the Icon of Sin, and sent him to wreak havoc, as a final 'fuck you.'
I suppose after having been swindled that hard, it'd be impossible for him to trust the wicked freaks with anything else.
It certainly would've taken some serious convincing from 'the wretch who shall not be named' for the Doom Slayer to accept armor from him.
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>>31534150
No it was said before the deal.
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>>31532722
Could be an angel or it could be the mysterious figure who gave Doom dude the armor you wear.

>>31533355
>>31533533
>>31533499
If you read the in game story stuff it's pretty clear that Doom guy was the leader of the Night Sentinels, who were a religious warrior cult in a place called Argent D'nur. His son was killed in battle so he cut a deal with the demons to lead a priest to the wraiths that the sentinels were protecting/guarding the populace from. The priest corrupted the wraiths so demons could use their power. Doom guys' son was returned, as the Icon of Sin. The Icon laid waste to the realm and allowed the demons to take over. Doom guy was pissed as hell at this deal and went ape shit, fucking the demons up for several thousand years until they manage to capture him. Other stuff in there, such as him receiving the armor from something, possibly a demon, and being blessed by seraphim.
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Doomguy wasn't the traitor from what I remember. He did go wreck shop after his people were betrayed though
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No, He's dumb and uncalculating. /k/ is capable of premeditation and motivations other than rage.
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>>31534171
Codex said he was theirs before the first age and argent d'nur invasion.

There's is a reason why he doesn't have space crusader armor.
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>>31534171
Doomguy isn't the traitor/deal maker, that's a weak fan theory
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>>31534154
Nah, that was said during the slayer testaments, which chronicled Doom Slayer's eternal rampage starting from after Argent City fell, to when he was entombed in that sarcophagus he wakes up from in the beginning of the game.
But whatever, that's just a small detail that doesn't add much to the grand scheme of this backstory.
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>>31534154
Slayers Testament I, II, and III

In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood. Burned by the embers of Armageddon, his soul blistered by the fires of Hell and tainted beyond ascension, he chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred he found no peace; and with boiling blood he scoured the Umbral Plains seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him. He wore the crown of the Night Sentinels, and those that tasted the bite of his sword named him... the Doom Slayer.

Tempered by the fires of Hell, his iron will remained steadfast through the passage that preys upon the weak. For he alone was the Hell Walker, the Unchained Predator, who sought retribution in all quarters, dark and light, fire and ice, in the beginning and the end, and he hunted the slaves of Doom with barbarous cruelty; for he passed through the divide as none but demon had before.

And in his conquest against the blackened souls of the doomed, his prowess was shown. In his crusade, the seraphim bestowed upon him terrible power and speed, and with his might he crushed the obsidian pillars of the Blood Temples. He set forth without pity upon the beats of the nine circles. Unbreakable, incorruptible, unyielding, the Doom Slayer sought to end the dominion of the dark realm.

Seems pretty damn clear that Doom guy is the leader of the Night Sentinels. Now to be fair it wasn't explicitly said that he was the one to betray his people, but what the hell could he have done that was so bad that he is described as "...tainted beyond ascension..."? Could argue that the "...dark lords who had wronged him." is a general statement, but it sounds more personal IMO.

>>31534249
You missed the part where he was given a suit of armor later on.

>>31534259
See above.
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>>31534266
See >>31515179


Their would be some trace of his origin in his armor.

It wasn't just a throwback
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>>31534961
Again, you're forgetting the part where he got a new set of armor AFTER Argent D'nur fell and was absorbed into Hell.
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>>31535052
We will find out in sequel then, people asked Martin on stream about the armor and said it was deliberate choice not just a throwback
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>>31509298
Anything after Reach is trash
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>>31533171
Yup
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>>31508728
> It's a cannon fuse, so it wont go out if its wet or underground
What do you use that for Burt?
> ........? My cannon?
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>>31513354
the original batman was /k/ as fuck

not nearly as /k/ as burt gummer though.
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>>31508728

Fuckin' Burt. Loved the guy.
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>>31510237

I wonder if they counted to three and killed themselves at the same time...
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>>31536854
They sucked Each other off and shit in their mouth before they popped one . That what matters
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>>31510186
Oh My...
Good Choice.
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>>31518594
who gives a fuck he is an American back to pol fucker
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>>31525051
Fuck yeah Maxy
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