Very small happening

This isn't your personal blog faggot

Try looking out the window next time

>>31505915
>drinking the methanol jew

your one hardcore motherfucker.

>>31506068
>having windows

I hope you aren't serious

>someone had a motorcycle accident!
>must run out with my glock in-hand!

Yeah, that was pretty stupid. Quit sitting up late reading skinwalker threads....

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>not making any sense

>>31506120
I heard a mother fucker of a loud crash boom from outside my wall and people screaming.

It seemed like a good idea at the time.

>>31506129
>oooo guy.jpg

>>31506141
Don't feel at all bad, that's the responsible thing to do. That guy who said its crazy is the first person to die in a horror movie.

>>31506141
Then walk out with your gun in your holster, Rambo. This ain't the Night of the Living Dead...

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>>31506191
>no time for pants
>better get my gun belt though

>>31505915
So you decide to run outside in your tighty whiteys and a (lol) glock19 based solely off of "I hear a loud crash and screams"? Then you called the cops? What did you tell them?

>>31506221
>There has been an accident. A biker smashed into the side of my house. The rider appears ok but the people outside said they already called an ambulance.

It was a VERY loud noise. I don't know if you've ever been on the receiving end of a couple hundred pounds of steel colliding with a rigid structure and being inside said structure but it was loud as a gunshot.

>>31506281
I've been on much worse my friend, but your actions strike me as a person with poor judgement calls. What IF it was a gun and some terrorist or thug was outside your house? Do you really think stumbling half naked outside like that was a good idea? You didn't even bother to just peak around your door before running out?

You sound like you have low energy, do you have "pneumonia"

>>31505915
The fuck is the methanol jew

>>31506356

It's what you drink when you're too hardcore for normal liquor.

>>31506220
Put on pants?

No time for pants? I'm grabbing my fucking AK.

>>31506086
>not drinking literal antifreeze

>>31506431
No seriously

>>31507709
>>31507635
>>31506431
>>31506356
>>31506086
Ok I added a godamn 'M' to ethanol.

We are getting off focus here.

>>31507768
its to late

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OP sorry about ur thread

Did rider dieded?

>>31508358
Think she is ok. She was walking around a little bit and wearing a helmet. The damaged to the bike and wall was only moderate. I think she came at it on angle. There was no blood I could see.

The rider's girlfriend(?) spoke directly to me and promised to pay for everything out of pocket. Police instructed her to provide insurance information. The damage doesn't look too bad. Still deciding if it is wise to allow her to just pay for the siding or to let the insurance companies hash it out. She didn't tell the police about the gun though so I don't know if she noticed or just kept quiet about it.

>>31508412
Get them digits, anon

Give her the D

>>31505915
You shouldn't own firearms

>>31505915

you did ok, OP. nobody got hurt

>>31508412
Wait, they crashed into your house?

>>31508954
What exactly is the point of owning a weapon for personal and home defense if you don't employ it because it might not have been serious?

At worse I look a bit like the fool parading around gun in hand and near naked. Who is going to say anything about it? A reckless rider just kamikazed the side of my house. Anyone would be pissed if they knew what happened or very concerned if they didn't and were walking outside to an unknown situation with many people involved.

>>31509008
Yes. Maybe I should have green texted better. The rider smashed into the side of my house. All these people were from the house across the street. This all took place in my drive way. My vehicle mere 4 feet from the impact side and the gnarled siding of my house.

>>31506220
which is going to save you from cultural enrichment, pants or a gun?

AUTISM
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>riding my bike
>ah fuck shit i'm crashing
>pretty fucked up, lying there waiting for medical assistance
>bunch of idiots crowding me taking up my breathing room and gawking like retards
>all of a sudden the local autist bursts out of his hovel in his piss-stained tighty whities with a fucking gun in his hand
>everyone starts screaming as this wild-eyed hairy weirdo oggles the scene before hiding his gun and mumbling something about he thought "shit was hitting the fan" and running back inside

>>31506351
>grasping at straws

>>31505915
>OP drinks methanol
wew

But seriously, don't do this at home, any of you anons reading this. That's dangerous as fuck.

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>>31506191
>This ain't the Night of the Living Dead...
I see someone who is going down in the first wave of undead

>>31509024
Yeah I'd definitely let her insurance company pay for it. NEVER EVER let people "pay out of pocket." It will never be fixed. Phone your and her insurance companies and let them do their jobs.

>>31507768
To be quite honest with you, family, I would have preferred it if you had simply stuck to the original story.

>>31507768
>Ok I added a godamn 'M' to ethanol.

So what the fuck is "drinking the ethanol jew"

>>31511480
It's a reasonably old /pol/ meme in which certain articles of daily life are made out to be 'the X Jew' as an attempt to implicate them in fostering or promoting degeneracy.

For example:
>The Electric Jew (Television)
>The Herbal Jew (Cannabis)
>The Masturbatory Jew (Pornography)

Try it out! Soon you, too, will be fully 'redpilled' and know the sheer lengths to which the Jewish race is prepared to go to to subvert White European civilization.

For real though the US media is overwhelmingly Jewish in both ethnicity and religion.

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>>31511480
>>31511501
Also, I should note, it hails from the cartoonist known as 'A Wyatt Mann' also known as Ben Garrison. The Ur example is 'the Electric Jew' from this comic strip.

>>31511480

>being retarded unironically

>>31511501
Keeping it weapons related.

>the blinding Jew (lasers)
>the tenifer Jew (Glock)
>the woodscrew Jew (Kel-tec)
>the parabellum Jew (9mm)
>the subsonic Jew (45)
>the rimfire Jew (22)
>the DI Jew (AR)
>the long stroke Jew (AK)
>the tritium Jew (Trijicon)
>the tilt barrel Jew (Browning pistols)
>the hammerless Jew (striker fired)
>the carrier-tilt Jew (piston AR)
>the Fudd Jew (Ruger)
>the Teutonic Jew (HK)
>the incendiary Jew (napalm? WP? Jews?)
>the silent Jew (suppressors)
>the orbital Jew (satellites)
>the remote Jew (drones)
>the submersible Jew (submarines)
>the Chobham Jew (tanks)
>the cratering Jew (artillery)
>the continuous-rod Jew (SAM)
>the hovering Jew (helicopters)
>the fissile Jew (nukes)

>>31512031
Wjat kind of Jew are Jews?

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>>31512353

The Ashkenazi Jew

>>31505915

Wow good job overeacting and running into public with a firearm and a BAC.

Even if justified youd catch a charge in most states. Youre aware you lose your privilege of CC the second you have a measurable BAC right?

>>31512353

The Semtic Jew

>>31512353
Ashes

>>31512378

You know that guy isn't Jewish, right?

>>31512378
Quickly, get into character!

Maybe he's thinking about all the money he'll get from the life insurance policy he had for his kid.