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>>31505650
When I closed my browser

Met up with some local /k/ dudes. Shot at a range with them and my dad for a while. Good group of guys, had a great time. Got to shoot some pretty cool firearms I wouldn't have had the chance to otherwise. Looking forward to shooting with them again. Yay /k/

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>>31505660

2015 summer nuggetfest. a few more rounds of antibiotics and it should be all cleared up!

Cum brownies

the teletubby operator who posted a month or two back. haven't seen gold like that in ages

>>31505650
H21A. My favorite dead trip

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>>31505660
>mfw

dude who inherited M203, G3, the rocket pistol, like 10 HK handguns, bunch of ARs, a Deagle and all the other cool shit without knowing any of them

and one of the first ever made MP5 PDWs.

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>>31505660

>>31505650
When I got Halo 3. That game was amazing.

>>31510750
One of the AR's was grandpa's bringback M16 from 'Nam.

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>>31510750
>>31510819
Wank me later.

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>>31510852
>>31510819
>>31510750
P2

>>31510852
>>31510863
GOD I'M STILL SO JEALOUS.

>>31510852
>>31510863
i just cam

>>31510852
>>31510863
Holy shit.

>>31510863
>>31510852
Glad he didn't bubba/fuck with the guns or sell them or something
Woulda raged hard

>>31511008
>Glad he didn't bubba/fuck with the guns or sell them or something
>Woulda raged hard

Uh, he actually did sell them, anon.

>>31505650
cumming in my bf's mouth while I magdumped my k5

>>31510750
I was just about to say that. I almost couldn't read that thread cause the jealousy was too intense. The gyrojet and the Matever made it legendary.

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>>31510852
>>31510863

>>31510852
>>31510863
you guys realize that this was a troll that got outed as working at a gun shop, right?

>>31511033
From what i understand he didn't let his family know he had them when he sold them.

The family would have probably turned them in or sold them for rock bottom.

Gyrojet vintage toy pistol 5$ ono
Colt 1911 airsoft replica $50
Funny broomhandle machine 2$?
airsoftLuber pistol $20
Replica airsoft m16 missing half $20
Pump action shotgun, missing stock 50$
Dessert eagle shiny $200
upside down revolver $20
Ugly pistol $20
sawed off uzi with grip $200

>>31511148
proof pls

>>31511148
No he wasn't and you're just a double google.

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>Live in hyper liberal area of California
>Guns aren't even a thought in most peoples in minds
>Have one roomate
>Good guy even though hes kinda a hippy faggot
>Has a brother that apparently is going through shit and will end up homeless and asks if he can live with us for a while
>Say sure because i'm a retard
>He gets here and is your typical degenerate wannabe gang banger
>Issues from day one
>Day six me and him are yelling at each other because he was smoking pot in our non-smoking apartment
>Go back to my room because I don't want to deal with this shit
>No more than a minute later I hear him banging on my door talking about how he was going to stab me
>ohshit
>Grab my S&W 642 out of my lock box really quickly
>He actually kicks down my door
>The moment he sees my gun he goes from a homicidal hard ass to a screeching child
>Literally sobbing and pleading for me not to shoot him
>Instead of calling the cops I just tell him to get his shit and get the fuck out

Actually felt p good

>>31511201
>>31511157
>>31511151

he was a troll.

sakuya called him out and everyone jumped on saks shit for it even though he turned out to be right.

>hey guize, my grandpapa has literally hundreds of thousands of dollarz worth of NFA stuff and I dont know what it is, could you help me, pls?

fairy tales dont exist, boys. stop being so fucking guillible.

>>31511224
Lel good story. What did your roommate say about it after?

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>>31505660
fpbp

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>>31510852
>>31510863
The only thing that would've made it better is if he inherited a double rifle with a crate of ammo. I would literally cry

>>31511305
Was obviously flustered when he came home to discover his brother completely absent, but after talking about all the shit that happened ultimately conceded that his brother was a dick and probably deserved to get kicked out.

He however wasn't too happy about me "threatening" his brother with my gun.

>>31506859
Herpes and aids are forever Comrade.

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>>31511224
>live in hyper liberal area of california
This was your only mistake I hope you are prepared for what is to come of your state.

>>31511346
his brother was threatening you, not the other way around

>>31511271
Proof though

>Meet a female /k/ommando in dfw using the zee map thing.
>Shes fat, but cute face.
>go shooting.
>fuck her a few times
>notbad.jpg
>find out shes nuts
>such is life in the zone.

>>31511440
Only lived there for college, I've since moved back to South Carolina.


>>31511451
While he didn't make any excuses for his retarded brother, he did believe the gun was "too far" in his own words.

>>31511107
That Gyrojet might as well have been the Holy fucking Grail.

Meanwhile, my dad took all the guns I had bought via him as a minor and then disinherited me. Sold my guns and is currently sitting on a bunch of shit including a transferable M16A2.
Why even live...?

>>31511271
Things that didnt happen

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>>31511440
>the goal of Nazism is communism

Lenin was a retard and so are you

>>31511464
this isnt an F35 thread, you retard.

check the fucking archive

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out with my dad innadesert to this dump sight we found and dumped his old TV he's had since as long as I can remember. Blasted it to bits with an M1 Garand.

This was 6 years ago (17 or 18 at the time, I can't remember which). That was the best /k/ memory I've ever had, really wish I had recorded it.

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>>31505650
Hot MTF tranny cop. The /k/commando who posted that the nuclear meltdown sirens were going off around him, and the police/fire wouldn't say anything about it (nobody believed him, turned out it was all true). Any good milstories thread.

>>31511271
>sakuya
Lost me right there. That condescending dick's the reason a lot of people stay out of BRG.

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>>31511730
Can confirm. That tripfag makes /brg/ unbearable.

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>>31511488
Story?

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>>31505650

When I posted some furry porn and got lots of (you)s and wasn't banned.

>>31511329
Inherited a Lebeau-Courally .470NE commissioned to William Larkin Moore from my dad. Sold it at auction at Julia's last year. He left me a ton of other normal guns that I kept but none were rare or super valuable.
To this day I have no idea how he could afford a $115,000 double rifle. The only other "expensive" item he owned was an original pepsi Rolex ($7,000 when he bought it).

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The klank.
>Everyone watching the same livestream
>tanks in 30 minutes
>the rusaboos coming in and arguing with ukraiboos

>>31511271
>really guys a fellow tripshit was so smart and spotted the fraud! we don't have any source other than his ass though to tell you why this alleged gun store is keeping antique full auto and gyrojets just sitting in stock in a residential home
>t. tripshit

>>31511033
No he didn't sell them. I've been in threads where the guy appears because we asked a gyrojet question and he posted a new timestamped pic for us of it. He moved into the house and is keeping the guns.

>>31512729
Clank was an interesting bit of history. Glad I watched the streams

>>31511271
You're full of shit son

>>31512923
Same

>>31512469
Bad divorce, basically. Dad was cheating on my mom with a bitchy Sicilian mob princess (or the closest we have to that, here in Bumfuck, Nowhere), and then liquidated all of my USGI milsurp rifles that we'd bought together, as well as my $20k college fund, so that he'd have money to entertain her. When he and my mom finally did divorce, this came to light. I confronted him, Pastabitch drew her Kahr on me and chased me out of their condo, and now I'm disowned and disinherited.

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>>31511096
cutest thing I read all day

>>31514088
>Pastabitch drew her Kahr on me and chased me out of their condo
And you didn't file assault charges?

Or just shoot her and him and dump the bodies in the ocean with concrete shoes?

>>31514395
I was 15 at the time (this was years ago), and she's buddies with the local police and judge anyway.
There wasn't really much I could do. Hell, I tried calling the cops after calling my mom to come pick me up from the curb, and they didn't even take me seriously enough to send a cruiser.

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>>31510852
>>31510863
IT CAN'T BE FUCKING REAL

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>>31512729
>>31512923

Probably most fun I had on /k/ or even the website.

Watching the stream shit talking on the /k/lanking general eating popcorn and watching Ukrainians beat the shit out of eachother

>>31511096

pics??

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>>31505660
Yeah

>>31512729
>>31512923
>>31515807
Really wish I'd spend more time in the /k/ threads instead of the /pol/ ones
Such a glorious time that was

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>>31505650
jawman

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>>31510852
>>31510863
OH MY GOD THIS WAS MY FIRST TIME SEEING THIS AND I'M AT DEFCON ONE RIGHT NOW. THIS IS AMAZING

>>31517089
Dersert? What the fuck is Magnum Research doing these days?

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Was never here for this- looks amusing tho

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>>31505650
Some saying, its fake.

But i've been there - i fucking heard the Mario-Theme on an USAF-Channel after some Anon suggested, that some of that channels noises sound like Mario.

Pic related, shitty screencap some anon made.

that time the guy with that gun lol wtf???

>>31507012
Good times