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Tell your /k/ related confessions that you need to get off your chest. Let it all out. We've all made mistakes.
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I can't stop shit posting on /k/.
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I was out in the woods shooting my pistol and wondered why the slide didn't go back and shot a round to the side hopefully it didn't hit anyone.
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>>31501590
When I was 13 I had a Mauser and I was playing with it like a toy, and forgot I had loaded it after I went to the bathroom to piss.
Came back, aimed and fired. Shot a hole through my wall and went into the neighbors yard.
Mom was downstairs and yelled "WHAT WAS THAT?!?!"
as I stammered out of my room that reeked of gunpowder, I yelled back "WHAT?!?!"
But because she was lazy, she didn't come up the stairs, and ended up thinking a car that had just drove by shot some fireworks or something.
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I go shooting maybe three times a year. I only shoot 2-300 rounds over all my guns per trip. I have three seperate rifles that need to be zeroed due to new optics or sights. I only own three rifles.
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Went to buy ammo one time for my friends new AR-15 and decided the range was too far so we shot into the woods behind the store, got pulled over by police, commented on how cool it was and told us to go home.
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>go to local estate sale/auction a couple years back that was advertised to have guns
>like new condition, parts matching, WW2 Colt 1911 along with several WW1/WW2 milsurp rifles and a couple other old guns
>bidding starts at $2000
>i am examining all these fine guns because I've never gotten to hold an M1 carbine or 1903 before, there's no way I'll be able to match the deep-pocketed fudds who showed up to bid though
>loving it, especially how light the M1 carbine is
>begin to examine the 1911
>i've never held a 1911 before
>paint job is nice, a consistent paint
>rack it, nice and smooth
>flick the safety, man what a nice gun
>release the slide
>fuck with the gun some more, the guy keeping an eye on the guns is answering someone else's question
>notice that there is a silver curved line of bare metal by the safety
>don't remember it being there before
>put 1911 back on the table
>leave without a word
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I bought a no gunsmithing required scope mount for my 1915 FTR SMLE and it left screw marks on the charging bridge and on top of the chamber.
It doesn't affect the actual shooting but it triggers the partial OCD.
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I took the bolt out of my Mauser and wondered what would happen if I dicked with the safety.
I then spent the next ten minutes in a panic trying to re-cock the thing.
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I accidentally discharged my hunting rifle within 1/2 foot of my father after deer hunting. I just finished dragging and loading on of my first whitetails and started unloading my rifle in a rush, closed the bolt and expected a *click* but instead was deaf from discharging inside the suv. My dad was in the driver's seat and the round went through the radio
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>>31501948
I don't get it, what did you do? How could moving the safety make a scratch on it?
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>bought an sks
>bought a sight and mount for it
>have over 1200 rounds for it
>never fired it
>never been to a range
>don't have my drivers license
>can't get to the range besides biking
>dad doesn't even know i have a rifle
>mfw i can get kicked out of the house if he finds out
>inb4 underage
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I wore cargo shorts, a Polo Shirt and desert tan boots to the range once.
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I have to manually remind myself to keep any muzzle in a safe direction. Seems like every time I'm on autopilot I end up sweeping.
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>>31503583
If I had to guess, I'd say some unscrupulous so-and-so slapped a coat of some kind of finish on the gun to pretty it up for sale and no one had ever moved the safety until until Anon picked it up.

Just speculation, though.
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>>31501590
I can't stop buying parts for my Rugers
Seriously, I put more in parts that the gun cost

That vq competition bolt is looking real sexy, op. Hold me back, op.
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After losing access to a choice piece of private land, i haven't shot any of my guns in over a year because i don't like going to public ranges.
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I was the one who farted into the coms.
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>>31502154

he should have killed you on the spot you fucking retarded faggot

You should not be allowed to own guns omfg
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>>31504194
dude wtf haha calm down
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i don't own any guns :(
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>>31504180
There's a special circle of hell for you.

Right next to the brass thieves and the monkeys that work for Century.
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My wife bought me my first gun.
She doesn't even like guns much, but enjoys shooting once or twice a year.
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Bump, hope the thread opens up tonight.
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I post pictures of other peoples FN SCAR's while pretending its mine dispite being a noguns who legally can't own firearms because schizophrenia
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>>31501590

nogunz in TX because I can't decide what to buy. I finally found something I want, the Steyr S9-A1, but they faggoted up the magazine with some plastic shit to keep the round count restricted to 10. It could easily hold 2-3 more rounds and its driving me nuts to the point where I won't buy it and its breaking my heart. Any advice on this situation, /k/?
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>>31501886
>TFW only owning 1 shotgun and 2 rifles, 1 of which is a .22.
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Shot a dudes moped in AFGH just because. I guess it had broken down in the middle of the desert. We used it as target practice for a couple of days from our PB.
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>>31501590
I haven't shot my guns at all since I bought them because the range doesn't allow my choice of ammo/firearm and outdoor open ranges are too far away from where I live.
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>>31505342

This sounds like literal hell.
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>>31505231
>Tfw only own pic related
>Run my mouth on this board regularly despite being an armchair armorer

There are much worse confessions famalam.
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>I fell for the CJ meme and all I do is get shammed for being white and I want out
>im a 21 year old kissless virgin
>I only own two guns (a M&P shield a .357 rossi revovler) and I really dont like them, theyre ok but they dont have the warm fuzzy feeling I was expecting because I wanted something else
>im excited for winter because it gives me an excuse to be a lazy shut it
>my dad keeps asking me if im "going out with friends" or "doing anything this weekend" sometimes I do but most of the time I dont
>I can see this bothers him but I really have nothing to do and nobody to do it with
>my old circle of friends is getting weaker, when school starts we basically stop talking
>im afraid to get anymore guns because it could make my family uncomfortable
>I know exactly what I want to do with my life, and have back up plans, but its a matter of waiting until I can start them
>so I wait, and bide my time, and be a hermit
>4chan is my most constant form of socialization, I look forward to posting on here all damn day
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>>31501948
The scratch was always there, anon. I guarantee it.
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Im an aspiring writer, I get so lost day dreaming about my fantasy worlds where I self insert myself to the best characters that I spend more time thinking about them and their stories then I do fixing my own life

I sold a walther p-38 to a hillbilly saying it was a ww2 luger, im scared hes going to find out and track me down and try to kill me

I never learned jack fuck about innawoods, survival, or even how to drive stick and I dont feel like a man. I grew up in the suburbs and went camping sometimes but thats it

if the happening ever happened id probably just kill myself because theres no way id survive it

I tell everyone I have all my guns "for protection" but I grew up in one of the safest, whitest neighborhoods in my area. I still believe it though, I watch a lot of dateline and true crime

Im moving out of my parents house in a month, ive been waiting for this for two years and im excited but im also nervous as hell. I dont know what i'm doing and will be winging it for the most part. Im more scared ill fuck up and have to move back in, which would be humiliating

Im trying to fulfill my wish of owning every model of glock, I have 4 so far
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>>31503850
Sell it for a loss and buy a new shiny MKIV :^)
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>>31505342
>buy steel case because cheap and I don't reload
>all indoor ranges ban them
>one range adds "they are crap anyways" in their rules
>slugs only or no steel shots for shotguns
JUST
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>>31505342

>the range doesn't allow my choice of ammo/firearm
What the hell?
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>>31505657
see
>>31505642
I don't feel like buying ammo I don't need just so I can shoot them at the range.
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I have been posting on /k/ for four years.

I bought my first fun on Tuesday.
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>>31505681

Yeah but they don't allow your choice of firearm?
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>>31505713
I might be wrong but some rifle&pistol range doesn't seem to allow shotguns?
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I've. Even posting on /k/ for 2 years, still noguns
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>>31503637
Do you bus or ride to work or have you been stealing money from your parents?
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>>31505848
I bike to work. It's only about a 6 minute ride.
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I paid 500$ for a FEG hi power today
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I wanna die sometimes but I don't wanna lose my guns so I don't get help for it.
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>>31501806
This
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>>31505991
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I'm really not that good at shooting.

If it weren't for the constant political pressure to ban certain guns, I wouldn't have so many.

I have guns I've never fired.

I have guns that I've used a lot but never adjusted the sights on. They're very off. I own the tools to adjust these.

I have guns I no longer use, but when I take them out of the safe and think about selling them, I get all sentimental and think about how they've done nothing wrong. Then I put them back.
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>>31501590
I should probably be doing my homework now, but my cunt professor refused to tell me what the paper was supposed to be on saying it was in the course syllabus and "Id make good use of my time reading it" and all it tells me is when its due
so fuck that bitch, ill take the F

I should also start carrying again but I only leave my house to go to my school campus and to work, so I cant carry to either of those places. I play with my guns as soon as I get home though
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here you go.

>ive been hunting all my life and ive only killed one deer, its not that i haven't had the opportunity its that i hesitate and watch them.

>I fear that my guns turn women away, there is one girl though who isnt bothered and ive been interested in but i dont get to see her to often so i dont have alot opportunities to flirt.

>I tried to seduce a woman and found out she was married and her husband in the military, now i feel kind of asshole jodi.

>I jerk it at least twice a day.

>I mared the screw on my heirloom 336 marlin.

>I worried i might end up like my uncle, into guns and knives, finally get married at 41 and die at 46 from syphillis from whore i fucked years ago.

>Im worried that im wasting my time on my business degree because my passion is guns.
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I'm a shit shot.
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>>31506162
im living a very similar life.
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I carry a .40 and I like it
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>>31506113

>If it weren't for the constant political pressure to ban certain guns, I wouldn't have so many.
New WAfag here. Just moved to America too.

Since I heard about our impending AWB legislation, I'm getting ready for an aggressive buying schedule in the coming months to purchase funs that I may not be able to shoot for some time (I live in downtown Seattle). I want to shoot them all and they've been on my wishlist for quite a while, but I never imagined needing to buy them so quickly.
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>>31501590
I disassembled my nugget and put the barrel bands on backwards, ruining the stock/handguard. Also fucked up the end of the barrel's finish trying to fit on the bayonet.
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>>31503678
>once
come on man, we know you're lying
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>>31505415
That's beautiful anon, where did you get it?
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>>31506162
>>31506327

Regardless of guns, you're both engaging in self-destructive behavior. I know from my own experience.
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>>31506521
which part?
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>>31506465
That's pretty normal
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>>31506545

Isolation from the outside world beyond professional/academic obligations.

Also that first anon should ask another student, or failing that, get the faculty administration to compel his professor to tell him what the paper topic is, rather than accepting an F.
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>>31506545
The taking an F for no reason. At least make some effort to find out from a classmate. It's most likely your fault you couldn't find the topic, not the professor's. Especially if no one else in the class has brought it up.
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I'm Australian
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I drove through my college campus while carrying (I could get expelled/charged if caught) because of habit and didn't realize I was doing anything wrong until the point of no return.

I paid $470 for a nugget.

I love gun shops and just want to look at guns. So I stand there for a long time observing everything and therefore force the clerk to keep asking "would you like to see it closer?" but I don't actually want to buy any of them.
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>>31505510
You only have one chance at life brother.
Don't let cowardice shape your life. Go live be social.
At the very least you could be a very hard worker and be anti social. No one could ever blame someone for being productive.
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>>31505579
No one knows what they're doing. Everyone is winging it man. Just live with purpose
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>>31501886
Are you me? I've got six guns and only shoot the same amount of times per year. I love to shoot but I need to dedicate more funds to doing it.
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>>31501590
I killed my first animal when I was 8.
Had a bbgun (My father's daisy from the 50's) and was shooting near birds to see how close I could get. Eventually I decided to (que my 8 year old judgement) actually see if I could hit one. I aimed at a dove and got a perfect headshot at about 20 feet. Felt terrible about doing that and told my parents. My parents actually didn't need to punish me because I punished myself by not touching the thing for two months. the next day after I shot it my dad and I went out to find the dove and bury it but something already took it. Guess I gave something a free meal.
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>>31505185
Buy a non cucked mag. It must be a former cali gun.
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>>31505510
You sound exactly like me
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>>31501989
>this, trying to re-cock the bolt while it is out of the gun is fucking awful.
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>>31505987

Was it at least the model with the genuine browning locking system? Or the second variation P9M with the S&W 5906 system?

I paid $270 for one of the S&W style guns and I feel like it was a bit high.
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>>31505700
Fuck yeah congrats anon. What did you get?
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>>31506822

Thanks m8 a Rainier AR.
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>>31501590
I sext other women. Im married
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>>31505510
Get a job anon. Earn money for better gunz. Don't fall for the NEET meme.
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>>31506113
>If it weren't for the constant political pressure to ban certain guns, I wouldn't have so many.

Yep.

Anything semi auto and any milsurp handgun import gets preference for me over fudd stuff even though I like a nice wood stock, because I see both of those going out the window in the next 6-8 years.
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I fucked a tranny escort last month. Remembered to wrap my Willy thank fuck

I carry my pistol uncocked because I'm a pussy

I paid $400 for an SKS because I'm retarded and I can't pick it up from my FFL until Monday.

My sins are too much to forgive.
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>>31506682
>I love gun shops and just want to look at guns. So I stand there for a long time observing everything and therefore force the clerk to keep asking "would you like to see it closer?" but I don't actually want to buy any of them.
Preach it. I do that way too much. But on the bright side the local GS loves me for it.
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I haven't practiced shooting targets any this summer but I bought 2 guns during that time. I did shoot 3 coyotes though. It took me 5 rounds to bring one of them down with my AR. He was about 30 yards away.
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>>31506833
Fuck yeah dude, that is a great first purchase. Are you a fellow WA fag?
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I bought a Coonan over a month ago and have only taken it shooting once. That was also the only (non-hunting) time I've been shooting since I got it too.
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>>31506840
Stop being a degenerate and make your marriage work. You are contributing to the decline of western civilization.
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>>31506903

Thank you, and yes I am. I also posted >>31506444.
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>>31506935
The AWB ban has me worried, but if it goes through I'm moving to Oregon. I'm in the Vancouver area, where are you at?
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>>31506840
you should run for mayor again
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>>31506980

Seattle. I'm not at all pleased by the AWB obviously, but I plan to have a small but nice collection by the time it comes up--so even if it goes through, I'll be alright.
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>>31507004
I hate these liberal faggots so much. I'm just hoping that the rest of the state is enough to tell these commies to get fucked. I'm moving to Portland either way but I'd rather not have to speed up the process.
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>>31507027

Will be voting Bryant for governor, not that I believe he has a chance against Inslee.

>Portland
Anon...
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i moved into my college dorm here in charlotte and left all my guns at my house upon my dad request. felt pretty terrible when the nogs were chimping out and my 92fs was an hour and a half away. due to my super limited income it will likely be a few years before i can buy a new gun. i miss my guns so bad but i hated the life i was living before college
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>>31507072
Yeah I know man, I hate liberals but the city itself is fun as fuck. Also I'm slowly redpilling all my co-workers.
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>>31507121

kek, nice work. Sort of how I feel about Seattle.
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>>31506594
its due tomorrow and it'll be my first F in the class. Ill probably send it to her the next day and get points taken off, so I could give a shit

Ii could probably go out more, and im working on asking this girl out in one of my classes, but I work and im over the college life to just hang around try to socialize. plus theres not much to do or anyone to do it wth
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- I am not /k/. I own no guns, and I know only the basics of guns.

- I'm twenty years old and finally moving out of my mom's place to the next province over because I feel like if I live in a big city there will be more opportunity for jobs that are something other than McDicks or forestry. But I feel as though I'm a lazy, pathetic imbecile who's been coasting through life. I have no plan other than "find money, stay home".

- I tried to be an electrician but I failed the fucking course. How hard is it to wire a fucking light bulb? Apparently too hard for my dumb ass. So now I'm trying to do this computer programming stuff because I'm fairly knowledgeable about computers, but it has no luster for me. C++ can suck my dick.

- I love history, fantasy, and scifi because I like to read/watch/listen/learn about people being noble and doing great things and making sacrifices because I feel as though I'm too much of a cowardly pampered shit to do anything like that. I'll never be as brave as those men at Thermopylae. I'll never be as brilliant and passionate as any scientist. I'll never be anything.

- I want to write books or make movies(or both) and make it big so that I'm remembered and loved, so that I can feel as though I'm not a waste.

- I'm hesitant to get involved with anyone because I feel as though a) I am not able to connect with them because they don't understand me or are too vapid or b) they're a bunch of cunts that exist only to ruin my life. Similar reasons why I don't have a girlfriend, with a third reason being that my current self is not worthy of a woman to love me. I'm fat, lazy and awkward with a Down Syndrome face.

Can someone just tell me what the fuck to do with my life already? I keep telling myself to do what I want to do with my life no matter what, but those words feel hollow.
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>>31507088
same, I had some baseball bats and a fire extinguisher as my HD set up, felt so naked. Follow up on poorfag threads, theres some good recommendations for 2-300 dollar pistols, if you cant scrape that together then you need to sort your shit out

if you cant get a gun at all there are occasional noguns protection threads. Cans of bug spray, heavy flashlights, swords, ect. get midevil on somebodys ass if you have to
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>>31507088
I know that feel. I'm living off campus so I can bring my guns (im a couple months into hasguns), but my parents were firmly against it. Took them anyway though, feels good
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>>31507158

That picture is also literally me, except I never was going to get fucking married at 25.
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I live in California.
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>>31507222
yeah man its terrible. ill be heading home this weekend for a wedding and i might slip by my house and grab my 92fs. its the only pistol i have at the moment, it would be real nice to have it down here. the dorm policy is no firearms in the house obviously but having it in my car would make me sleep better
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>>31507319
Put it in a safe in your dorm and tell them to eat a dick if they want access to it.
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>>31507333
>how to get kicked out
the post
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>>31507157

Alright, that sounds better. I am familiar with your feel.

>>31507158

Start writing. Or making movies. Keep that as your ultimate goal. Do programming to hold you over in the meantime.
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>>31507346
Then don't give them a reason to search your dorm.
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>>31507389
well thats the thing, the dorm is a privately owned home. dorm inspections are mandatory, and in order to live here i signed a contract stating that i agreed to them.
if i just keep it in my car ill be fine.
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>>31507376
>Start writing. Or making movies. Keep that as your ultimate goal. Do programming to hold you over in the meantime.

That is my game plan, yes. I'm looking into network administration courses for next semester in Calgary.

I'm also meaning to obsessively try to get my foot in the door at the Calgary Film Center.

I swear to god, just a year or two more and I'll either be happy or noose'd.

I was using C++ as my starting language, but I'm thinking of saying fuck it for now and learning Python.
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I still haven't finished getting all the cosmoline out of my Mosin (first gun), let alone reassembled and shot it. I've even gotten two more guns since then, both of which I've shot multiple times.

I think there's just a very specific mood I have to be in to want to work on the Mosin. Last time I decided to make some progress on it, I ended up in the back yard with only my underwear and boots on in the middle of the day, using a hair dryer on an extension cord and the Sun to melt the cosmoline out of the barrel.

I'm pretty sure the folks in the office building next door got a fun show.
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>>31507430

Sounds like a good plan.

>I swear to god, just a year or two more and I'll either be happy or noose'd.
Word of advice: Don't aim for perfect, aim for better-than-now.
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>>31507430

Also you should know getting a PAL (or RPAL, for that matter) isn't hard if you want to.
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>>31507506
alright m8, here is what you do.
take your mosin apart and take the action, barrel, and trigger assembly to your back yard. hang them up or set them where they can be tilted. get your biggest pot and boil up some water and pour it down the barrel and all over the sights and trigger assembly as many times as you need to get all the cosmo off your rifle, i do this every time. take your magazine body off as well as your bolt, disassemble them and boil them in water for a few minutes, the cosmo will bubble to the top
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>>31507430
Python is a great language to learn with

t. compsci grad
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>>31501806

How come?
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>>31501590
the only gun I've ever completely stripped and clean is my mosin.

I own 12.
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I watch anime where guns are treated like this far too often
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I way overpaid for my first AR build, it's a piece of shit and I hate everything about it.

I also way overpaid for my very first gun, 10/22, because I just wanted to see if I was eligible to buy a gun and didn't feel like arguing the price to something reasonable.

I can't shoot for shit.

None of my guns are sighted.

I don't have slings for any of my guns.

I'm not really strong enough to hold my SKS for long.
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>>31507689
I overpaid for my first 3 guns. My local hardware store is ridiculous in the way they jack up the price but the old man who runs it is nice. Probably will never buy another gun from him though.
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>>31506465
Did something equally if not more stupid. I got a piece of paper towel stuck in the bore trying to clean it away from home because my stupid fucking ass didn't bring the proper rod and though a length of thick copper wire would work (it did for like 15 swipes, until the very last one) and now I have to go to Home Depot tomorrow and buy a dowel to try to bang it out.
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I am ABSOLUTELY terrified of having to shoot someone in a self defense or defense of another situation. Im scared of both the moral, emotional and legal (despite my states' kick ass self defense laws) ramifications of such an act

regardless of all that i carry without giving it a second thought
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A friend of my dad owns upwards of 400 guns and a few of them are NFA shit as well.

ive been in his safe room and found dozens of M1s an fucking SIG 556 paratrooper and pretty much every wood and metal gun that was available in the US from 1960s and onwards along with shittons of milsurp.

He doesnt have any kids and is pushing in age. ive only met him twice but im afraid of asking him or my father to PUT ME IN THE FUCKING WILL so i can get my hands on his stash because i dont know what will happen to all his shit.
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>>31505991
you gotta find things to keep you busy AF, friendo. Get 2 jobs and focus on earning and saing as much money as possible
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>>31506162
get online and figure out what the paper is, man. I guarentee the syllabus is online if you're in college. Don't waste your education even if it's bullshit, you need to succeed
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>>31507664
>tfw everyone I've showed my mosin to but my dad holds her like the blonde girl

why
not even movies screw this up
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>>31507961
Normal people don't want to shoot someone, congratulations.
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Can't have a conversation that doesn't involve guns. Every one of my usernames or passwords involves 1911. I'm a Christbro but my life is in such a sad state right now I struggle with doubt. I live in a borrowed camper on a friend's property. To my name I have donated clothes, my laptop, my Bible, and a 1911. I have put in 20+ job applications in a week. I'm eating Ramen and Vienna sausages.

When does it get better, /k/omrades?
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>>31506444
Where from?
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>>31506502
Isn't it? Well, time for an even bigger confession, I didn't buy it, my dad bought it for me from some random dude in front of a Starbucks.
>mfw I got trips on the serial
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>>31507917
My LGS isn't really much more expensive than most places, but I buy from them because the owner is a bro. He invited me and my family to his compound if SHTF.
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>>31507961
Well of course you still carry, getting murdered is much scarier than all those things.
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>>31501590
I bought a Hillary hole Smith and Wesson.
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>>31507612
eyy thanks for the encouragement. Any books I should read? For Python and Compsci in general?
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>>31505579
Understand your income, and cost of operation before spending on funs. I learned that the hard way and had to sell 24/27 weapons I bough and 2 of the remaining 3 are in pawn...

Tho I will say the national match paid the house taxes so -shrug- good move on my end?
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>>31501590
I fired my 38special revolver twice without hearing protection.
>muh ears

I've had tinnitus since i was young, so doesn't bother me much but still.
Wear your hearing protection
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>>31505579
>day dreaming about my fantasy worlds where I self insert myself to the best characters that I spend more time thinking about them and their stories then I do fixing my own life
are you me? it acually kinda scares me that i might still be doing this when im like 60
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>>31501590
I fucked two guys in the span of three days and got thrush, and the anti-fungals are doing jack shit
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>>31501590
I don't actually own a gun despite being american.
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>>31506413

what gun and how is it? I've yet to shoot a .40 and would like to
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>>31505510
WHAT IS CJ
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>>31506113
man i honestly dont think much will happen nationwide but thinking about it pisses me off. i have my entire core collection planned out along with a pretty good plan of the order i want to by them in based of lust or practical priority, but really i should just buy the 5 assault machine clippers first. Gonna be pissed if AK pistols, MOLOT, assault features, etc. get banned but also gonna be pissed if I have to buy them first (at a higher price) and any of the other guns I want prices go up.
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>>31501590
Just got an ak, first semi auto rifle. Went through about 400 rounds, let it sit there for about five minutes, then zip it up in a cheap soft case and head home. Melted foam all over the gas block and barrel. Thankfully it's just a cosmetic issue and the magpul furniture took care of that from the beginning
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>>31508774
I also browse /k/ despite being a no gunz, and I am also american so I have no excuse other than poverty and mental illness
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>>31508256

Ontario.
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>>31501590
I keep throwing money at the AR but I can't get it right. I sell it all on Armslist if I don't like it.

I shot .22 in the house at a stack of old textbooks.

I'm scared that I might get a C&D letter from the ATF.

I'm a fat, ugly, loser.

I feel lonely at Nuggetfest, hell I feel lonely all the time.

I'm scared to become an alcoholic.

I put on a façade of carelessness but I am depressed all the time.

I hate myself for not doing anything after high school.

4Chan, specifically and /pol/ my favorite things in the whole world, I'm scared of it being shut down and fear that the boredom will drive me back to pyromania.
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I haven't handled a gun since late 2013 because I've had repeatedly bad financial luck and no outside help
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>>31505185
There is no magcap in Texas faggot.
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>>31509115

You should consider getting help.
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>>31505972

Learn from me on cars anon

Regardless of how badly you want a car immediately, DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES EVER EVER NEVER AT ALL EVER finance a used car at a dealer if you make less than $1500/mo. You will be below poverty levels of poor for YEARS if you also want to have a baseline quality of life as well as a car. Save up $2000 cash and buy a used shitbox from a private party off Craigslist or cars.com or auto trader or a jewbook trade group.
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I've had 2 different negligent discharges and I almost left my M&P in a Wal-Mart bathroom..

The good outweighs the bad though, I swear
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>>31509155
P sure if you make less than $1500/mo you're already below poverty levels.
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>>31509115

Opennicproject.com

Endchan

TOR 4chan if Oct 1 fucks everything

Good luck from a double /pol/lack
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I got drunk and pried the plunger tube off my 1911 so I could clean underneath it. I was partly curious to see how it was attached.
(spoiler alert: it's staked)
I also got a huge idiot scratch on that gun, both in the usual place and a full circle on the slide. Luckily it's stainless and I was able to polish it off.

I kind of want to sell it because I have plenty of other 1911s that I like more, but i probably won't.
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>>31505991
Not sure what state you live in, but in my state (WA) you won't get them taken away. Was on the verge of killing myself a few months ago and I decided to go to the hospital. They threw me in the part of the buildings with the crazies and eventually a therapist came and asked me some questions, and one of them was, you guessed it "You got any firearms or dangerous weapons in the house anon?". I just answered with "Other than some kitchen and pocket knives, no". Pretty sure your firearm rights are only stripped if you're ordered by a court to go into a legit nuthouse.
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>>31509172

Depends, poverty is $990/mo

I literally make $110 over that so I don't get any help, it's awesome
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I'm afraid I've been infected and I'm mutating into a fudd.

>Still have even gotten close to finishing my AR-15 build
>Picked up a 1911 for a project gun
>Picked up a Marlin 1894 for a deer rifle
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>>31509208
Huh, didn't know that. Thanks for the info.
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i just ate 2 taco bell $5 boxes and now i want to kill myself.
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Pretty sure I got into guns at a young age because of a masculinity complex I got from my dindu father leaving. I enjoy my funs and I really do enjoy being /out/ but I worry sometimes
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My first gun was a Tec-9 I bought off Armslist in a Walmart parking lot. I wanted as many assault weapons as I could get my hands on after Sandy Hook and the Assault weapons ban push.
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>>31509208
>tfw i could support 8 people according to the us goverment.

Jesus. Guns are more expensive then kids. I can hardly support myself and my ammo!
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>>31501868
Is you mom like 500 lbs?
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>>31501590
>had bad experience with surplus ammo the first time I bought a gun, don't touch the stuff since, although I keep stocks of 7.62x54R and (Yugo) 8x57 surplus for emergency scenarios
>only decent range in my area is on Fort Knox
>messed up a part of the wood on my Mauser trying to see if I could clean it a bit more, but Ballistol restored it
>as a hobby, feel like firearms can be too much of a hassle sometimes
>I don't handload
>I buy specific ammo for my Mauser, since it feels appropriate to me to shoot what I consider "proper" loadings for it (those resembling German WWII loads)
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I bought a mini 14 over an ar-15.
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>>31501590
All of 'my' guns are actually owned by my father.
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>>31507425
...unless someone steals your car.
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>>31506877
>I fucked a tranny escort last month. Remembered to wrap my Willy thank fuck
Lolwat
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>>31501590
I apparently "Bubba'ed" a 91/30 Nugget with an Archangel stock.

I still don't see what the big deal is frankly. There's millions of these common surplus rifles laying around for $60 bucks a piece and nothing I did to it permanently altered the original weapon. It's like if 40 years from now, you changed the furniture on a M4 and /k/ has a shitfit.
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>>31507292
Bummer, dude.
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>>31507929
Shoot it out
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>born in Commiefornia
>never knew freedom
>voted for Feinstein in 2012
>exposed to /k/ulture three months later

>>31506877
>My sins are too much to forgive.

I know that feel.
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>>31506877
did you let her fug you back?
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Well this is a pretty depressing thread.

Although >>31509388 is kind of hilarious, sorry anon.
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I'm noguns and far too poor to have any.
I hate working entry level jobs, but I have no higher education and few skills.
I just want to pursue my passions, but I have no time to improve at them.
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>>31509388

Poor Chihaya won't last a week after the Happening.
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>>31509649

She just needs a husbando.
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>>31505415
Complete opposite of you anon. Have a generous collection but I bet you shoot more than I do. Feels bad man.
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>>31509648

You're me, buddy

Avoid college, learn a trade, don't do your passion as a job unless you want to lose the fun in it.

Only way I'm anywhere on the success ladder is because I did military but even that I fucked up (nonvoluntary discharge). It will be at least 2 years before I live any kind of decent life, which by then it'll have Happened already so we will both likely already be dead. Look forward to it
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>>31508018
How about you ask if you wanna hang out and shoot some shit? He's an old man with no kids, he must be lonely right? How about you earn a couple lovely guns off that guys will instead of being a grovelling shitbag?
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>>31505231
>only three rifles one of which is .22 other is awaiting recall. Haven't shot the recalled .30-06 in probably a year.
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>>31506162
Im not supposed to carry on campus. But in Oregon they can't legally say no, just make life hell until I win the lawsuit so I carry anyways. I don't carry at work though as its hard to conceal enough to not be fired.
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>>31510025
Wrong anon
>>31507027
Was who I meant
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>>31501590
>tfw ive got like 16 firearms and thousands of rounds of ammo but i only go to the range every month or two because its a 30 minute drive with a 100 yard max with slow fire rules, paper targets only, and 10 minute shooting intervals
i just want a place where i can shoot things from far away without anyone bothering me
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>>31507425
Nigga just hide it somewhere in your bedroom. I'm sure they don't do prison level checks of the apartments. My (university owned) dorms only ever got a quick visual sweep before breaks to make sure we didn't leave the heater on or something.
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>>31508206
I know it's almost 8 hours later, but fully put your trust in Christ my friend. It's something I'm going through myself right now, as I'm having a major crisis about how my life is turning out. But every day I little by little that Jesus will show me the way, I've enough proof in my own life of that.
Examine yourself and see if there are actions and thoughts in your life holding you back. Sins you didn't realise it patterns of thought that are ungodly. But must importantly, just pray even if it seems pointless. God loves all of us friend
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Was shooting a rented CX4 with dot and shot the fuck out of the range's ceiling since the dot wasn't sited in
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>>31506214
>Im worried that im wasting my time on my business degree because my passion is guns.
/k/ gun dealership.
>shipping guns to all anons world wide
>lowest rates because you like your job
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>>31509258
Holy shit, that's a lot of food
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>>31501892
>commented on how cool it was and told us to go home

this is why I love being white
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>>31509480
No I came, got embarrassed, and left
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>>31509152
Ya no shit lol
>>31509181
Thanks famalam
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>be me, unifag
>American

I want there to be a second civil war so I can actually get some life experience before I graduate so I can at least for some time live a life that isn't a fucking desk job, entry level employment, or an armed social worker to some afghans
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I spent more on a revolver than I did on a semi automatic even though revolvers are obsolete and have no advantage over a semi in any way.
No females would ever date me and I use to masturbate with my knife, a lot.
Guns actually kind of scare me a little bit, I don't think they're very safe.
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>>31503680
I'm good at not sweeping, but I have to do this for my TD.
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>>31506685
>No one could ever blame someone for being productive.
Except research shows that is like the number one reason why people get hazed/bullied at jobs until they kill themselves or quit.
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I met a woman. Beautiful woman. She found out I do firearm training and stopped talking to me.

Okay. Feels bad.
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>>31510593
>tfw eastern european
>finished very difficult uni the other day
>hard uni here doesn't equal paycheck more than 250 American pesos
>that is if I even get a job
>thinking about joining military and then be in the reserve until time comes
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>>31508018
>call him and mention how you saw his stash
>ask if he would like to go shooting sometime
>demonstrate a love and respect for firearms
>he might write you in

He is old, old people love when younger people share their interests, especially in this anti-gun SJW current year
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>>31510044
Church tower?
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>>31505579
Can relate. Never played sports, went camping, or dicked about innawoods. My mom was always very protective. I was the first "gun guy" in a family of New Jersians after we moved to Texas. I've never been hunting or fishing in the wilderness. Don't feel like a man despite being in my mid twenties. My only respite is when I go to the range and notice my groupings get tighter.
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>Be 13 at the time
>Riding school bus home on Friday, talking to kid who lives down the street
>He tells me he has a .22, talks about hunting with it
>He asks what I think is the biggest animal he could kill with it
>Tell him to just use it for squirrels rabbits
>Says he plans to hunt squirrels, is just curious
>Tell him that with proper shot placement a .22 could kill a deer
>Mention that lots of people die every year from .22s
>Monday he's not at school, figure he's sick
>Tuesday not there again
>On the bus ride home drive by his house, firetruck in his driveway
>That night find out he killed himself with his .22 rifle
>The last thing I said to him was that a .22 can be deadly

Took me a long time to get over that and feel like it wasn't my fault.
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My FFL still has my Yugo SKS that was delivered Tuesday and I probably won't get it until Monday. Fucking kill me.
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>Was in swiss army (conscript)
>I thought I'll like it
>Don't like it so much after all
>Do everything I can to get out of here
>A comrade told me that if you are a sleepwalker they kick you out of here
>Pretend I am
>They believe me
>Go back to civil life
>Realize that I'm a little bitch
>Didn't get my Full Auto SIG550 either
>I feel really bad, like I betrayed my country or some shit
>I have a meeting with a psychologist and an Army officer to re-evaluate my case, 5-6 mounths after they kicked me out
>Do everything I can to get back in the Army
>It worked
>I will finish my service in 2018
>I feel better now

Well, and also I'm a noguns for now (life is expensive here)
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>>31511471
It wasn't, he probably would have killed himself with something else
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In college at 23, feel like I wasted my time getting a trade after high school. Should have just joined the military, which I'm going to do as soon as I graduate. Wish I had done a lot of things different...
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I feel confident in my abilities but i still have the feeling that i will never accomplish what i want to do. It's like a distant dream
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When my grandfather died, I helped my granny go through his things. I found an old, unmarked, single shot .22s rifle (He might have even made it himself, he was a fabricator for 50 years and was friends with a gunsmith) I could get the bolt to open, so I figured there must be a round inside it. I aimed it at the woods, there's something like 60 acres of empty land back there, and fired off the bullet.

It hit something, ricocheted back, went right past my head and busted a window. In a fit of guilt, embarrassment and panic, I grabbed a walnut and threw it in the window. Granny can't hear very well, so she heard was the glass shattering (barely heard that even) so when she came in the room I told her squirrels were knocking nuts out of the tree, and that's what must have knocked the glass out.

She's had me come by every year after that during the spring to eradicate any squirrels foolish enough to take up residence in her yard. That was 5 years ago, and I've probably shot close to 100 squirrels. Granny has gotten good at cooking squirrel stew, and I have started to look forward to it. Yes, we're country as fuck.

I did find the hole the bullet made, it struck the wall right where it meets the ceiling so it's practically unnoticeable unless you know what you're looking for.
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>>31511751
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i have used jb weld to mount a flashlight on my sks, a skull head shifter knob on my bolt and used it to mount a fore grip. looked a mess but i put that camo hockey tape around it.
i also have a dozen guns i have never shot and have owed for 6 months,
i also have scopes on some rifles that are not zeroed but have been shooting with them dozens of times.
i usually only clean my guns when they start to have failures
i have spent over 50k on guns and ammo in the current year
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I shot a goat with two magazines of .22lr
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I once went to a BLM protest
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>>31513794
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>>31501590
Ace Combat disproportionately influences how I interpret and imagine military occurrences, and when creating fictional military scenarios I generally try and fuck things up so they can be more Ace Combat and less realistic (Yes, the F-35 would dominate all those SU-27s but in this universe it was defunded and we bought a lot of F-20s instead, NOW FUCK OFF NO FURTHER QUESTIONS.)

I mean I'm self-aware about it, but that just makes it more painful than if I was actually still 12 years old.
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>>31513794
were you there because you agreed with them or because you wanted to see them chimp out?
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>>31513902
35% virtue signaling faggot
65% chimpout viewer
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>>31507158

I'd love to get drunk and make of people and things with you.
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>>31513996

Fun of people.

And myself it seems
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>>31509468

What was your reasoning and what were you thinking?
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>>31501590
While I don't like the looting and racial mono-focus I generally agree with BLM anger over trigger happy cops.

Law abiding citizens shouldn't have to fear their police.
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>go over to my buddies house
>him and his dad were going to the range
>got a couple ARs, revolver, other shit, not fudds but his dad is an old Hispanic dude
>cool dude and has a Llama 1911 from the 70s I think, not all too sure
>let's me shoot a couple mags through it
>halfway through the second mag I Fuck up
>I clintch super fucking hard, grab the gun and try to squeeze the trigger to get the round off
>he sees this and I look over at him
>hfw
I'm still sorry and I think about it constantly for looking so fucking stupid. It was the first time I fired a handgun but damn
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>>31501590
I bought AR500 plates
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>>31514687
>I clintch super fucking hard, grab the gun and try to squeeze the trigger to get the round off

wot?
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>>31514573
My only consideration was that she had done a decent job acquiring federal funding for infrastructure development in California.
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>>31501590
i feel relaxed knowing i live in a culturally nogunz country. (legally you can get a gun obviously, it's very tedious though, so most criminals have knives because even though you can't outright stop supply with nogunz laws, it does lead to reduced quantity through other means.)
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>>31515694
Won't stop the snackbars
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>>31515889
eh, they'll just make pipe bombs.
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I have multiple pistols and my bullshit CC permit, but 96.4% of the time I can't be fucked to actually carry one on my person Bc desu it's just a pain in the ass.

Trying to decide what combination of clothes / holster / belt / gun etc usually just leaves me saying fuckit.

I do at least have one my car with me most of the time so there's that. Still feels retarded though.
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>>31501590
I was kicked out of navy boot camp fpr self multilation from when i was 14. I still am deeply ashamed about this. And am very spiteful to anyone in the military because of my own weakness.

The worst part is i kicked myself out because i stood up at the moment of truth, likely subconciously quitting. Im ashamed because i quit, not because i cut myself
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>>31518040
Tfw so poor my car gun is a 38 sp derringer. Never have kids. They're expensive.
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>>31501590
I bought a bushmaster new in box.

I didnt know any better, i was only 18.

this was 1997. we had no other choices for under a grand back then, but fuck was it shitty.
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>>31518680
Should have cut all the way to make up for the fact that your mother didn't swallow you.
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>>31501590
The hunting accident that killed my friend wasn't an accident.

He took his own life before I could stop him and I've lied to his family/friends about it so he wouldn't have his memory tarnished.

It kills me inside knowing this.
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>>31518896
Elaborate?
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I live in a 3rd world shithole antigun country and I have no guns.

I've shot guns only 3 times and it's extremely expensive

I have no hope of ever owning a legal gun, yet I'm saving money for an illegal one.

I know that as much as I like guns I will never afford to shoot them on a regular basis, and the most I will get is owning one and never getting to shoot it.
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Fuck it, wasn't going to post, but I guess I will.

>I literally only own one pistol.

>In grad school, so I can't carry on campus, really don't have time for anything else since I just recently purchased a house. So I don't carry all that often. Just when I go to the store, go to get gas.

>Recently graduated with my undergrad degree. Got roughly ~$1000 in graduation money. Want to buy another pistol or an AR. Fiancé says she's okay with me spending it on another gun, but I can see the visible anger in her eyes - she wants me to spend it on a living room set for our new home.

>Fiance really doesn't understand why I need more than my pistol. Her father is a total fudd who I occasionally hunt with. He often tells me "a real man doesn't need to tote a gun around with him all the time."

>I get really fucking stressed out about politics. A Clinton presidency scares the shit out of me, and she seems to be winning

>in a graduate school program that I don't really like, for a career that I don't want. Feel obligated to go because of my parents and fiancé.

>at school everyone is an over-the-top liberal. Everyone knows I'm a Republican, and they often gang up on me. I act like it doesn't bother me, but it really pisses me off.

>have two puppers, a young male dog and an older female dog, who's getting on in years. She's a good dog that loves to lay in your lap, but all she does is sleep now. I'm worried that it's almost her time.

>I'm sure everyone has felt this way, but I thought I would be making a difference in the world by now. I thought I would be important, but I really haven't done anything with my life besides get a college degree.

Anyway, this is nothing comparable to some of the other stuff I've read. I've just been in kind of a rut lately, and the only thing that seems to make me happy is thinking about acquiring new firearms, but I know that's a shitty way to live; I know once I get a new gun, I'll be happy for a few days, then I'll move on.
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>>31519107
>a real man doesn't need to tote a gun around with him all the time

I fucking hate this sentiment. Might as well say
>a real man doesn't need to protect himself or his family
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>>31506779
>I killed my first animal when I was 8.

I killed my first animal when I was 28. I axed off a chicken's head because we had too many.
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>>31506800
It's not that bad senpai, just use a mosin tool and pull really hard
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>>31519107
>>I literally only own one pistol.

So do I.

>>31519107
>>Fiance really doesn't understand why I need more than my pistol.
Is it that hard to understand that one gun doesn't do all? Duh. You don't have ONE do-all tool for your car either.

>Her father is a total fudd who I occasionally hunt with. He often tells me "a real man doesn't need to tote a gun around with him all the time."
Ask him why he doesn't man up and hunt with bows or spears.
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>>31501590
TFW too intelligent to join the military
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I have a girlfriend who was born with a dick and still has it.

She is /k/ as fuck and I just couldn't deal with trying to find a normal nerdie /k/ girl so I just found a transgirl instead. I know I am a faggot for it but at least she looks like a girl so no one suspects a thing. The only down side is my parents have been asking if we are going to get married and have kids. Deep down I think they are just waiting for me to tell them my gf has a dick.

<spoiler>hers is bigger than mine</spoiler>

>inb4 >her
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I think target shooting is boring. I just like to go out in the middle of the desert and shoot at whatever. I just simply enjoy pulling the trigger and feeling the recoil.
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>>31519281
You let him fuck you don't you
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>>31519290
Nope, but I tried. She doesn't like to use her dick for whatever reason. I just stick my dick in her ass and once and awhile she will give me oral. I did suck it once though and it tasted weird.
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>>31519281
>her

It's ok to be gay anon no need to hide it.
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>>31519304
>I did suck it once
And at what point when it was in your mouth did you realize you were a faggot?
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>>31519321
I'm attracted to women, so no, I'm not a faggot. It just so happens this woman has a penis.
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>>31519281
Do what makes you happy.
Thought it would be great to, as a prank, fool your parents all the way through marriage and having kids (adopting). Then on a peaceful Sunday afternoon when you're hanging out with your folks later in life:
"You know my wife has a dick, right? Wonders of science."
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>>31519328
Women do not have penises.
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>I inherited a WWII era Luger from my grandfather with all the right markings
>never thanked him for it and he's pretty much senile now
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>>31519328
Women don't have penises anon. Take a biology class

You're dating a man with tits, not a girl with a penis

You need to accept this
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>>31519339
That's objectively false
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>>31519347
No, it's the opposite really
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im Australian
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>I'm voting for Hillary
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>>31509869
>>31510813
While these are great ideas he doesnt live in the same state as me. I moved out years ago but only recently found out about his stash. Thankfully thru my father who is pretty based despite being noguns (pic related hes in red) he has been talking his friend up about my growing pile and how whenever im in town id love to faun over his gun room
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>>31519356
you have my condolences, champ.
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>>31519352
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>>31519363
I thought the tranny fucker was bad but you need to be one of the first hung on the day of the rope.
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>>31519373
Get over it
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>>31519328
im about 75% sure youre gay.
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>>31519363
>I'm voting for the party that's literally trying to take away all my individual liberties

Good goyim
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>>31519391
>I'm voting for the dumbass who doesn't think about what he's saying and has no political experience whatsoever
>he's also fuck his daughter if "she wasn't his daughter"
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>>31519328
>I'm attracted to women
>with a cock in your mouth

The mental gymnastics are astounding
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>>31519328
You are attracted to her GENDER identity, which is female.

BIOLOGICALLY, youre fucking a dude.

So you're 50% gay. congrats
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>>31519447
>I'm voting for one of the most corrupt career politicians ever who should be in jail that will literally change nothing and will work to destroy the Constitution as we know it
>but Trump said some mean things

I don't know about you but I'm shit full of people with "political experience"
What's that done for us over the years?
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>>31519447

I'd rather have a dumbass who cant get anything passed than someone who will pass things I dont like and can
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>>31519447
>anon tells you about how Clinton could impact your liberties
>you respond with "TRUMP IZ DUMB" "AND HE'S EVEN INCESTUOUS (but not really)!"
Dude, I didn't believe what they told me about how liberals look at everything as a character attack and don't care about issues. But I see it in action in front of my very eyes.

fucking idiots.
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>don't actually own any guns because no money and I live in Chicago
>Have shot a gun only once, was a 20 guage shotgun
>Only come to /k/ to look at the guns and think of what its like to own them
>Get a little sadder and more jealous each time I come here
>Have absolutely no idea how to properly clean, maintain, and take care of a gun
>I know I will never get to enjoy a hobby I really want to get into
Who else feels this way?
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>>31519486
Get money.
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>>31519480
I care about issues which is why I don't want someon in office who lies about everything and has no idea how anything works. I don't want a scumbag who hates in office either but those are the two options we have.
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>>31519506
>I care about issues which is why I don't want someon in office who lies about everything and has no idea how anything works. I don't want a scumbag..
You literally just said "I care about issues" and then went back straight to emotional character attack and mentioned nothing about any real prediction of outcomes regarding policy and platform.

It's amazing! It's like you crafted this post just to reinforce what I said
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>>31519506
Protip: they both lie

But one doesn't want to erode the rights of the people and turn them into minions of the state
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>>31519521
Immigration is an issue. If we have a president that thinks he can make Mexico pay for a border wall, then guess what, that issue won't be solved. Taxes are an issue. If we have a president that thinks trickle down economics works, then that issue won't be solved. If we have a president who literally says what ever random bullshit pops into his head, then none of the fucking issues get fucking solved. What is so hard to understand about this?
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>>31519549
What's wrong with having secure borders? People aren't entitled to enter the country.
Would you rather have Hillary import a bunch of Muslims? Would that make you sleep better at night? Feel better?

I'm not a fan of trickle down economics either, but none of the shit you mentioned is going to happen with out congress.
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I fucking hate ar15s
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>>31519469
Well hormones change a bit so I would say 35% gay. Once she gets a vagina I would say 25% gay.
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>>31505185
All of the Steyr-made mags for the S9 are 10-rounders. I have an S9 too. We'll just have to wait for a third-party company like MecGar to get around to making mags for it.... here's a tip though, the longer M9 mags will fit in them so you can still get a larger capacity, they're just not flush of course.
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>>31519565
You misunderstand, I want a secure border. That won't happen as long as trump is fixated on his wall, because he will never be able to get it built.
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>>31519587
I'm not deluded enough to not see that the whole wall thing is nothing but grandeur

But it's something I can look past when observing the big picture. I don't have to like a candidate 100% to vote for them
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>>31501590
I am the greatest heretic of them all.

I find AK and AR equally good rifles and both are fun to shoot.
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>>31519610
Same. Not a bad thing
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>>31519566
I used to also. Many reasons drove me to build one.

I still don't really like them. The only ones I like are mine and my uncle's old-school OG AR replica.
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>>31519610
DELET THIS
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I spend far too much time worrying about SHTF scenarios.

I'm a white-collar, urban worker who talks about going innawoods all the time but am too scared to do it for fear that something will happen and nobody will know for weeks.

These are related because when the Roman Empire fell, the white collar workers essentially were forced into servitude under psychotic Frankish warlords (read: ancient redneck hasguns) in order to survive and their descendants became serfs.

I'm terrified that I'm essentially a natural slave who will condemn my offspring into slavery and buttfuckery at the whims of Cletus and Jamal.
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>>31519549
Well that was pulling teeth. You managed to sort of bring up two issues. And saying trump wont solve them, alright.

Meanwhile there are more significant and long term issues, like upholding the integrity of the constitution.

Do you know what kind of effect having Scalia replaced with another democrat nominated justice to this country could be?

What about checks and balances? Congress is passing all sorts of harmful shit every year and we need the president to veto stuff that shouldn't be put into law, and the supreme court to mark it as unconstitutional if it is.

Electing Clinton would be have a big effect on the supreme court, not to mention it would be putting a democrat president in when we have a democrat congress. Say goodbye to those checks and balances, whatever democrats want they get.

Meanwhile, who has Trump offered as possible nominations? Ms Sykes? She is not perfect, but her presence on the supreme court will be much better for our country long term than letting Clinton nominate. And judges can live and serve lives that long outlive the term or two-terms their nominating president can serve. This is a big issue that needs to be considered.
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>>31519646
>>31519602
>>31519587
>>31519565
>>31519549
>>31519530
>>31519521
>>31519506
>>31519480
>>31519472
>>31519471
>>31519391
>>31519447
>tfw everyone took the bait
>tfw I hate hHillary and Trump equally and refuse to vote for either of them
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>>31519658
that would be even bigger bait
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>>31519658
You voting for Johnson who can't answer a simple question ever?
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>>31519658
Don't post then.

Not voting means you don't matter.
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>>31519663
>implying I'm going to vote in a country that sank their own ship
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>>31519063
We went out hunting/plinking out in the woods.
Halfway through we was behind me and all I hear is "I'm so sorry" with tears in his eyes. He put the rifle under his chin and you can guess the rest.

Told everyone he slipped on a branch and fell. Police ruled me out because of the angle of the shot so I didn't have to worry about that.

I drank heavily for a good 2 years after that. The image in my mind is of his face looking so scared and desperate right before it and me reaching out to try and stop him.

I tell myself it's not my fault, that there is nothing I could have done but it does play on my mind that if I had been a little faster I could have stopped him.
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>>31519669
Like the other anon said, you don't even matter

>I'm not voting
>That will show them
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>>31519664
>I VOTE
>MY ONE VOTE IN 300 MILLION VOTES MATTERS

Indirect narcissism, fancy mental complex you got there.
>>
>>31519680
>Indirect narcissism

Especially considering the money and corruption wrapped up in it.

Our votes don't fucking matter in the slightest. Some faggot council somewhere has already chosen the next President for us.
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>>31519664
>>31519676
>they think voting matters at all

Let me introduce you to your new friend, the electoral colleges.
They represent you whether you like it or not.
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>>31501590
I bought a S&W M&P 15 sport. The first model without dust cover or forward assist.
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>>31519680
Well your vote is not pushed into some sort of average with 300million, because we don't elect a president by popular vote. That's not how our elections work.
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>>31519689
The electoral college actually makes is where your vote gets pooled with a more local group of people, instead of being swept away in the entire nation of voters. If anything, it makes a single ballot more significant
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>>31519698
>because we don't elect a president by popular vote
Uh... Yeah that's kind of my point. Why vote for someone you hate when it doesn't matter...
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>>31519689
>I'm using the tired electoral college excuse because I can't be assed to actually go outside and do something
You've never voted have you
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>>31519707
A popular would generally devalue the impact of a single ballot.
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>>31519702
>your vote gets pooled with a more local group of people, instead of being swept away in the entire nation of voters

1 vote is 1 vote, being "pooled in locally" doesn't change that.
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>>31519718
I'm going to forgo arguing that point with you and say:

>1 vote is 1 vote
So then you take back what you said about the electoral college invalidating your vote?
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>>31519709
>I can't be assed to actually go outside and do something

You think I'm not voting because I'm lazy? You're pretty funny dude.
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>>31506413
I'm considering getting an hk40 just because it's $200 cheaper than the 45 or the 9
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>>31519722
1 vote is 1 vote, that doesn't mean 1 vote makes a difference, that means that being pooled in locally doesn't increase the value of a vote in any way. 1 vote doesn't become 1.5 if it's run through an electoral college.
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>Al Gore won guys!
>wait...
>we need to re-count
2 seconds later...
>Uh, yeah actually Bush won
And people still think voting matters so much that "I don't matter if I don't vote".
>>
>>31519671
pussy, can't even handle a bit of gore.

A headshot doesn't even look that bad, see it all the time on here grow balls fag
>>
>>31519741
For one, the electoral college reduces the number of total votes. The electoral college is why US territories like Puerto Rico don't vote for president. One vote in X is worth more than one vote in Y when X is greater than Y.
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>>31519756
Have you ever *seen* somebody actually take a bullet? It's one thing to see photos, and it's another to see it IRL.
>>
do you guys lie on shit where it asks you about mental illness? I have ptsd/anxiety but I lie since I can't imagine myself without any funs.
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I've never been able to put my dick into a stabwound

Can't imagine how great it'd feel, considering stabbing my girlfriend to find out
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>>31519772
I don't have to lie
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>>31519771
dude I watch the isis gore vids all the time I know what it looks like. this guys just a fag like that ptsd ar15 guy
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>>31519772
I have nothing to lie about so no.
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>>31519766
>For one, the electoral college reduces the number of total votes
Essentially turning votes into an an electoral vote, thus making votes matter even less.

If 300001 turns into 1 electoral vote, 300000 will still turn into 1.
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>>31519780
Dude she's already got an ax wound just use that one.
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>>31519772
I don't because I don't need to. And it doesn't ask if you have anxiety and shit it asks if you've ever been admitted to a mental ward or been adjudicated mentally defective.
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>>31519341
not that bad
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>>31519784
>seeing something happen on-screen is just like seeing it right in front of your face!

Jesus christ.
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>>31501590

I love living in California. I'm rich and I live in the Sierra foothills. It's basically paradise here.

Anti gun people suck but I blame gun rights people too for supporting candidates that were too socially conservative for CA. They really fucked that up and have never owned up to it. The only moderatea they backed signed more gun laws.
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>>31519275
Where you the guy that was too intelligent to own a gun a couple days ago?
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I'm stuck in a rut and live with my parents for now. Mom doesn't know I have an AR 15, she HATES guns. I showed my dad and he thought it was cool and we both agreed not to tell mom. I might have one of the coolest dads, but I feel guilty that she doesn't know. If she did, she might kick my ass out and I'll probably be sleeping in my Ford Explorer for a couple months.
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>>31520204
>I feel guilty that she doesn't know
I don't understand people
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>>31519281
fag
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>>31519328
>being this delusional and insecure
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>>31519486
i use to feel this way

then i stopped being a NEET and got a job.

fag
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>>31519328
ah so its a woman right?

so she has a vagina right?

why dont you put it in her vagina anon?

women have vaginas, men have dicks
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>>31519083
Move to America?
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>>31519617
Its more that every schmuck has an ar15 and its become a lego building competition for adults. No matter what you slap onto it, it still LOOKS like an ar15. Which is why im going to be buying a sig556xi by the end of the month if i play my cards right
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>>31508804
glock 23. I was going to get a vanilla glock 19, the store I went to was out but they had some g23's and 22s so I figured fuck it I can just convert it and this was before I read how .40 is a meme
Ive shot 9mms and .45s and while I think theyre great, I really never found anything wrong with the .40, I do notice it has a bit more snap but its nothing you can control and I sort of like it
Really I do it because I have no ambition to change it and it works for me, plus .40 is actually always on the shelf where I live. I recommend getting a gun that was designed for .40 like an M@P or USP, and not just built around it. Ive handled some and find them to be a bit better
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>>31508868
a degree in criminal justice, which many find useless because youre going to get taught the same things at a police academy. Its recommended to get educated in something else as to broaden your portfolio
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