How comfy are modern subs inside?

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>>31500821
Very. Plush everywhere.

not very. Unless you like playing vidya in your off hours from a TV velcroed to the top of your bunk in your tiny ass room you share with another person.

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>>31500821
I don't think any sub has ever reached the comfiness level of Typhoons.

depends on the size of your bunkmates cock

Can crew bring board games along?

>>31501683

That's probably for officers and the captain, regular enlisted will be in triple stacked bunks.

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>>31501839

nah. typhoons are so huge they had bullshit rec rooms thrown in to fill spaces because the had more room than they needed for equipment. the even had a small pool.

>>31501869
>Russians

>>31501869
>fuck around in a pool
>1000 feet underwater

You can't make this shit up.

>>31502049
>underway for weeks/months

Hell yeah I'd take a fucking swim.

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>>31502049
just in case anyone forgets about water

>>31501839
They are for enlisted aswell. Typhoons operate on very different principles to any other submarine I'm aware of. They are designed as weapons of vengeance. They are comfy as hell since in case of a nuclear exchange they will dive and remain submerged for up two years after which they will surface and release their nuclear payload against the presumed enemy which was and still is US.

>>31502118

Why not fire the payload first and *then* dive and wait until the shitstorm passes?

>>31502139
Cause he's talking shit

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finland isn't allowed to have subs :((((((((

>>31502139
Because they way I understand it (I might be wrong on aswell) is that diving happens immediately after the sub loses contact with naval bases and/or Moscow. They will spend the time before striking back at US trying to re-establish contact to friendly forces.

Or this is what I've heard. As I said: Unlike any other sub I'm aware of.

>>31502198
What "you've heard" (made up) is all wrong.

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>>31502177
Why would we need one? The baltic sea isn't that deep really.

It'd be cool though but lets be realistic.

>>31502210
Please enlighten me then oh thou who art so knowing!

Yes. I heard it from a Russian sailor.

>>31502232
Of course you did

>>31502220
but imagine a finnish nuclear sub with a sauna

>>31502240
Then would you please enlighten me? Do you have some sort of authority on the matter or what?

>>31502177
Why? It's the first time I heard of.

>>31502118
1) Submarines dive as soon as they leave port. They don't stay on the surface because then everyone can see them, which defeats the purpose of a submarine.

2) No submarine can stay underwater for two years.

3) No submarine is going to wait two years to attack a target which its country is probably not going to be at war with at that point, what the hell makes you think that's a viable tactic.

>>31502260
Take ten seconds of your life to look something up instead of demanding to be spoon fed you pathetic bitch

>>31502277
Thank you.

This makes kind of more sense than what I understood about the ramblings of a drunken sailor.

>>31502118
> submerged for two years

>>31502277
>no submarine can stay underwater for two years

what is the HMS Artful

really only limited by the stupid human need to eat.

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>>31502277

I don't think that the two years is accurate. Food provisions, even onboard a sub that size would limit how long they could stay.

But I have read that the Typhoon was meant as a second strike platform in case the Russian command and retaliatory structure was wiped out in a preemptive attack. Their job was to wait under the artic ice caps for months if not a year, and then pop up and deliver their weapons.

I guess they thought that in the event of preemptive strike all hunter killer subs would be prowling hard in the area ready to put down a boomer getting ready to throw it's payload so maybe it was best to wait until things died down?

>>31502312
Not a submarine that can stay underwater for two years?

>>31502333
Second strike means you hit after you've been hit.

It doesn't mean you wait, especially when all waiting does is increase the chance of you being found and destroyed.

This idea that they wait for months is utterly nonsensical.

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>>31502333
>>31502277
>>31502118

OPPENHEIMER

>>31502337
HMS Artful can stay underwater for up to 25 years without surfacing – its nuclear reactor only needs serviced once per quarter-century, and the submarine can produce breathable air and water from the sea around it.


again .... IT CAN ... but them pesky humans ruin all the fun

>>31502358
This doesn't need a random tripfag, it's fucking common sense.

>>31502346
It was designed by the Soviets. Are you really willing to put words 'Soviet' and 'sense' together?

>>31502362
Oh I see, you're being retarded. You're also ignorant of the fact that despite the nuclear reactor not needing fuelling every single other part of the submarine still needs maintenance.

>>31502362
It only needs to be refueled once every 25 years. It needs to be serviced a hell of alot more often than that. Shit's going to start breaking with no way to replace it without visits to port for maintenance and resupply.

>>31502376
Because you have a stupid preconception of somewhere you don't like doesn't make it correct.

>>31502358
Opp took his trip off..........he's an anon now

>>31502378
the only one being retarded here is you, taking this way too seriously.

and yes, it would need maintenance. but saying in worst case scenario. maybe with the smallest crew possible... a sub could stay down for 2 years.

>>31502275
Probably a disarmament thing after ww2

>>31502398
>I wasn't being serious gosh geez

Ah, the last excuse of the ignorant

>>31502409
Same reason they're not in NATO despite being one of the countries the Russians would invade first, they can't risk antagonising Russia.

>>31502409
But wasn't Finland more like an Allied Forces country? I'm from Germany and we have submarines. May in limited numbers, but we're allowed to.

>>31502420
>still taking this too seriously

>>31502390

I'm the guy you originally replied to.

You're an asshole, and no fun. Was merely discussing shit and you decide to be a dick. Stay a fucking friendless virgin shitdick.

>>31502409
That's exactly the case. Soviets didn't like the idea of Finns having subs capable of blockading Leningrad harbor. Russia while telling everybody they are not responsible for anything Soviets did demands that Finland keeps its end of disarmament treaty made with Soviets.

>>31502430
It's not a WWII disarmament thing, it's a "we don't want to piss off Russia" thing

>>31502249
Skip the sub, just go straight to the Finnish Nuclear Sauna.

>>31502430
>But wasn't Finland more like an Allied Forces country?
>I'm from Germany
Clearly not.

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>>31502458
Jesus Christ why would you ever reveal that you've been this butthurt by an anon on 4chan like walk away from the computer don't make a post crying about it

>>31502458
>Retard is this upset at me for not being as dumb as him.

Christ man have some dignity

>>31502460
More like a "let's stab the Germans in the back and make peace with the Soviets before they swallow us whole".

>>31502458
>say dumb shit
>DURRRR ITS JUST BANTZ GUISE AMIRITE

Fuck off.

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>>31502474
>>31502483
>>31502489

You guys are fags.

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>>31502458
>Say stupid thing
>Get critical response

>Get this mad

>>31500821
Hope you like having a tootbrush up inside your asshole.

>>31502362
As an ex RN Submariner I can say you are being extremely optimistic, shit breaks all the time and needs maintenance alongside or even replacing, 2 years without something serious breaking is extremely unlikely. We once had both desalination plants go at the same time and were eating off tin foil plates to save water.

>>31500821
British Subs are pretty nice because they're a whole generation ahead of everyone else.

>>31502249
>>31502468
In finnish nuclear subs, Sauna is steam from turbine from nuclear sub! Soumi efficiency best efficiency !

>>31502557
Nice. Silent service member. Last 3? bet you've had some gen dits.

Land man myself in the silent slime.

>>31502704
>bet you've had some gen dits.
Mostly about shit living conditions, like the time all our potatoes were infested with potato flies and got fuking everywhere while we were unable to surface.

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>>31502704
in finnish sub the energy is produced from the sauna steam

>>31502358
good god thats impressive

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>>31502177
Found a larger version

>>31502723
what do you know about the sailor that smuggled the drop bear from aus in a torp tube?

>>31502844
Did it maul someone when they went inside to sign their name?

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>>31502723
>Flies
>Everywhere
>Unable to surface
Next Ridley Scott movie

>>31502944
Try sleeping while covered in flies, the smell was fucking terrible too even by our standards.

>>31501718
Short answer, yeah. Long answer: If you can fit it in your rack, which is small enough as is or if you can stuff it in a locker that your division is cool enough to get, then yes.

>>31501718
Board games, laptops, ebooks, pads, whatever you can safely stow.

>>31502358
People think it's the blastwave that hits the canberra, actually it's just a bank to steer clear from the light. As you can clearly see, none of the clouds that are much closer to the detonation aren't even peturbed by the shockwave (yet).

>>31500821
I was told by co worker who was a submariner that being on a sub is like being "locked in your average suburban sized house with 150 people for months on end and with all the windows bricked up.

>>31500821
Anti comfy

>>31503314
no shit you retard, the average dude knows the speed of sound

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>>31501718
>playing battleship
>on a boomer
I like it.

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An anon posted this pic a few days ago, claimed he was a submariner. Can >>31502974 confirm if this looks subbie to you?
Love the look of this tech, all chunky and clunky. Makes my fingertips itchy

>>31504464
Looks legit to me, the periscope and captains chair would be right behind him.

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>>31504464
Looks like a 688, IIRC. They are truly ugly boats inside.

Here's the other end of the room. The Garmen and DOD laptop are the most powerful computers on board.

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I remember using the door back there in the picture and creeping in there to ask STS1 who would be the supervisor on watch at the time and do a checkout and he'd be cool about it cause nothing was happening at that particular time.

Sonar room is comfy tier.

>>31502220
Sweden has had tons of subs in the baltic sea, so Id say its reasonable for Finland to have one or two if they want to.

That being said the threat to Finland hasnt involved naval landings to the extent it has to Sweden.

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>>31502362
You're retarded and should kill yourself immediately.

>>31502277
>3) No submarine is going to wait two years to attack a target which its country is probably not going to be at war with at that point, what the hell makes you think that's a viable tactic.

Probably not two years, but waiting to attack many months after a nuclear exchange is a viable tactic. You can hit your enemy right as their recovery operations are hitting their stride.

>>31507489
No it's pointless because you have no idea what you're attacking

>>31502333
Their job as to go in sea and launch the missiles if shit hits the fan. not to "wait for years under the ice". Your understanding of the second strike is completely wrong.
>I'm behind seven GMDs
So it only takes one SS-20 to fuck you up? Good to know.

>>31502427
>despite being one of the countries the Russians would invade first
Russians wouldn't have to invade them exactly because they stay out of this little US cannon fodder club.

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>>31502249
There you go. Russians are Finno-Ugric anyway :^)

>>31503099
air ducts are handy storage spaces.

Brother was on the USS Groton(LA Class) back in the 90s. They stopped in Puerto Rico for shore leave on the way back from a cruise in the Med. hundreds of bottles of rum were purchased and stowed where ever they could be crammed.

Pulled into Portsmouth navy yard in Maine. Boat is to be decommissioned. Some admiral is doing an inspection of the boat before we take her to be torn down. Some seamen forget their rum bottles in various places on the ship. Admiral keeps finding them. the bottles just keep getting lined up on top of the ship. Entire ship's company is in formation on the dock next to the ship. Everyone thinks the admiral and the captain are going to scream and yell and cause trouble. Admiral says something like "look at all this contraband I found", "well sailors will be sailors", "we're drinking it tomorrow afternoon before the 4 day weekend".

>>31504583
> my, what big ears you have, Granny!
what are the panels above the console displays?

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>>31500821

>>31507823
You could have a good idea based on areas where your other nuclear weapons were not aimed at. Those would be likely areas where reconstruction and recovery would be taking place.

>>31502049
>1000 leagues beneath the sea
>drown in bathtub

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>>31501869
A big tub like that needs toys. Toot toot!

>>31502459
Those treaties don't mean jack shit anyway. We buy all the tanks we want, we have cruise missiles now, etc. It's a mix of political consideration and lack of necessity. The Finnish coast is not very viable for large-scale amphibious operations and those places that could be landed at the ones that are protected.

>>31500821
Not. At all. Sadly i cant send pictures cause that shits secure, but imagine steampunk, with infonitly more pipes and electrical equipment and smelly men everywhere.

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>You will never play on a shitty Soviet-era arcade machine 1000ft under the sea.

>>31502723
>like the time all our potatoes were infested with potato flies
Fuck, that sounds horrible. Reminds me of the time I didn't have a lot of cash, and I bought a bunch of potatoes, and they all got blighted the very next day.

>>31502376
post-WWII, the Soviets viewed war mathematically. "Soviet" and "sense" should always go together.