Kaiser blade for self defense

would rather use a gun, senpai.

>>31500235
You could use it as a cricket bat

>>31500235
Jamal's first thought when he sees you coming at him with this isn't going to be "I better watch out for this guy" it's going to be to shoot you before you get close

>>31500235
Mmmmmm I reckon that'll do just fine mhmm. That or a lawnmower blade.

>>31500235
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAgSUFT4cVk

>>31500235
Yeah it could work, you'd want to chop into either trapezoid or just into the neck though.

Some folks call it a kaiser blade I call it a sling blade

>>31500235
>Kaiser blade suitability for self defense
>Can't be carried without getting harassed
>Can't be concealed
>Probably a bitch to swing in a house

Is this a real question or are you just here to meme?

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apparently not, and even though it can be called a "kaiser blade" that often refer to this. What you are talking about is almost exclusively called a bush axe.

and he >>31502422
has all the real reason why not to bother with it

http://www.wistv.com/story/33278949/sheriff-drunk-man-attacks-woman-with-bush-axe

>>31502352
Looked for this, bravo

>>31502352
I get it. Haha. Monster ball

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>>31500235

>>31502585
>bush axe
From about WV to eastern CA it's called a corn knife.

Even though it's not a traditional corn knife, which is usually either a square-ended or hawkbilled short machete.

>>31502585
It had a hook on it shaped kinda like a bananer.

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>>31503120
>From about WV to eastern CA it's called a corn knife.
that pretty fucking broad, and bullshit.

this is a cane/corn knife.

>>31503165
im sorry you must be right because a fucking retard on a hollywood movie will use the right words.(and i know the actor isnt retarded).

>>31502585
Also "ditch bank blade"

>>31500251
underrated post

>>31503061
>french fried pataters

How does a man go about gettin hold o tha poleece?
You use the telephone retard
What numbers do ya put in?
I thought I told you to leave me alone, and what're you do with that lawnmower blade?
I reckon I aim to kill you with it mhhhmmmhmm

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It'll kill a poor little fellar, mmmhmmm

>>31502753

I wanna be baptized.

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It reminds me of a naginata. Maybe better in that the handle looks more robust.

>>31503177
I see you have played knifey spooney before.

>>31503571
thanks, it gave me a giggle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcE0aAhbVFc

>>31503499
Were those ever a practical weapon, or has it always been a meme knife on a stick for weeaboos and meth heads to play with?

>>31502405
Ahha huh!

>>31503884

no sure about japs but chinks deployed it in limited quantities on the field, sort of useful for de-horsing stranded cavalry

towards their late imperial era, it was used mostly as a glorified dumbbell as a test of "martial strength" for aspiring officers.

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>>31500235
i'd be scared shitless if i was a blue agave plant

As a weapon its know as a bill hook(axe).

A lot better than a knife.

Nigga that's a brush axe
and it's great for the first swing but it isn't handy enough to be a good wapon

>>31503499
What you posted isn't a naginata. Naginatas are closer to western glaives.

>>31504900
This. Bills (the polearm) were pretty effective, but brush axes/ditch blades are barely sturdy enough for their intended task, let alone hitting someone.

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Kaiser or sling blade is sharpened on both edges. Brush axe is different. Heavier and one edge.

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yea, that's known as a brush axe to anyone who has ever had a job.

>>31504919
>barely sturdy enough for their intended task, let alone hitting someone.
>pic

i've cut uncountable miles of line throu brush with those, never broke. maybe you got a cheap one or one made for little kids or something.

we used to have competitions who could take down the thickest tree in one swing... good times man.

>>31500235
>using a sling blade
You must be some kind of retard

>>31505511
>>31505448
oh you are right.

wtf is a goddamn sling blade anyway?

>>31505564

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaiser_blade

>>31502422
Swing's for fucking around. A tool like that is used with a thrust if you want to kill someone.

>>31505609
Some folks call it a Kaiser blade, I call it a sling blade mmmhmm

in aus guy decapitated cop with similar thingo called brush hook, has completely disappeared from shops since then

>>31503499
Naginta naginta that's my naginta...

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>>31503499
That is Guandao on your pic.

>>31503884
Naginata was used originally as a woman's weapon in medieval Japan in a home defense role while men were away fighting for the shogunate/lord. It was long so a woman could defend herself even if the attacker was larger by keeping them at a distance. Even today it's still a recreational activity for teenage to college level girls. Guys could theoretically practice it as well but it's seen as a feminine art.

>>31510257
You are all a bunch of cuks aren't you?

Mmmhmmmm *puts mustard on biscuits*

>>31503177
>cane/corn knife
From about WV to eastern CA it's called a catdick knife

Even though it's not a traditional catdick knife, which is usually either a square-ended or hawkbilled short machete.

Lmao all you dumbass motherfuckers don't know shit about shit. Common thin as fuck machetes work great at killing people. Everyone thinks if the blade stock isn't 1/4" or thicker that it won't be good for people. Go ask the Africans and South Americans about that shit. Doesn't have to be terribly sturdy to cleave limbs and heads off. Fresh bone is way easier to cut than dried out hard as fuck bone.

>>31504919
>This. Bills (the polearm) were pretty effective, but brush axes/ditch blades are barely sturdy enough for their intended task, let alone hitting someone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xc0opvjaiJw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YX4e4lDKems

>>31502585
Lulz. I know that guy.

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Why yes officer, I was just on my way to grannies house to clear some brush...

>>31500235
Dude, that's a Bush Ax, a cross between an Ax and a Machete. Intended to cut saplings and heavy brush.

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>>31500235
As any self-defense tool should; it fits great in your pocket or backpack for easy access

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A proper brush ax will kill things good.

>>31503884
Naginatas are actually practical, most woman have to learn how to use it as a home defense weapon, being able to defeat cavalry and infantry because of it range (pic on post isn't a naginata though, that shit look really more complex than a real one)
The only problem is that they are really hard to use it well, and didn't have to many protagonism in battles as Yari spears are easier to use and firearms started to become a thing