Mars Deployment.

>>31497000
how often do you rape sexy demon girl slaves?

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>>31497000
Stop posting on company time and get back to work

>>31497000
Why aren't you holding your gun?

>>31497118
the new overlord is this hottie scientist girl

>>31497052
The fuck? There are like 5 women on Mars. MARS NEEDS WOMEN.

>>31497134
We need feminism in mars! Not enough womans as scientists!

>>31497118
Dr. Bertuger I'm a US Marine. Not a rent-a-cop. The DOD, makes up 30% of UAC contracts, I'm here to guard those assets.

>>31497137
Yes! Send hot women scientists!

>>31497130
I am. Just not with the left hand.

>>31497000
Did your family immigrate to mars during the claimjumper wars or after things had settled down?

Someone needs to post the mosins on mars greentext

>>31497000
Mars logistics specialist here

Are you the ass that ordered those chainsaws from my PDA?

>>31497175
Nope, got posted after the LA Food Riots.
>Joined the Corps to protect Americans.
>Kansas boy, never been to LA.
>Pussy ass 1st Lt. Panics orders us to open fire on civvys.
>mfw
>Mostly women and children.
>Beat the fucking shit out of him.
>Get buttstroked.
>Wake up in brig.
>Lose Cpl. Now LCPL.

And that's my story.

>>31497264
No. But that shit WAS funny.

Why do the shotguns have a 0.5 meter range?

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M10.
>Standard US Military sidearm.
>Adopted in 2030.
>10mmx25mm
>Magazine capacity 12 rounds.

Pretty neat hand gun. Recoil is snappy, but it WILL knock a fool down.

Sorry about the dust. Just got back from EVA.

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>>31497320
>10mm

>>31497314
Some thing fucked up and somehow got aluminum bearings instead of tungsten alloy into the assembly line, by the time everything was packed and delivered it was too late and logistics doesn't care because 'the only reason you even have shotguns there is because the previous base commander liked to shoot trap'

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>>31497314
No. They don't.
Rossburg 600 shotgun.
>12 gauge.
>8 shell magazine.
>pump action for reliability.
>Buckshot. Best against unarmored targets.
>Slug. Large Targets.
>Flechette. Armored targets.
>Tazer. Riots.

>>31497286
after that incident I had to change all my passwords ..... apparently Password01 is Down syndrome level stupid
Anyways
Command sent me down to clean the waste filtration systems as punishment and I shit you not I heard voices down there

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M36 Service Rifle.
>Capacity 30 rounds.
>5.56x45mm M855A1.
>Dual optic. Bottom is a 1 MOA dot with a 64 MOA circle. Sight is factory fixed at 100M.
>Top is a 200-500M ACOG.

Pretty good gun. Used in the battle of Caracas. Fuck those socialist pigs.

>>31497433
I don't know.... Could be the eggheads fucking with us? Anyway, shower volleyball after duty?

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>>31497468
MG-62 GPMG.
>100 Round Cassette. Pretty fucking neat.
>7.62x51mm 1-5 tracer.
>The cassettes are preloaded and sealed. Just throw away after firing.
>Link less and lightweight.
>To load, open cassette.
>Position by loading gate.
>push cassette in.
>rack charging handle.
>ROF 550.

We call it the Jackhammer. Those commie fucks in Venezuela, learned the hard way.

What's with all the goddamn locked chests there, anyway? Took a tour not too long ago and every other room had a chest and a 3-digit keypad. Surely it's not for dumb shit like ammo and those weird shards I saw everywhere?

>>31497486
Sounds good to me
is it me or are the space cows up here are going from 2/10s to at least a solid 6/10s ?

>>31497000
What time do you have chapel? Have you seen that weird tomb thing?

Or should I say whisper ...fuckers in alpha site outside the refinery have a whispering coffin. The fuck is going on?

>>31497000
Boot here, I wish to be anonymous, should I get a company tattoo? Scifags are all bald even the chicks, why do they have them? They keep telling to get one.

>>31497133
Dude she's fucking 70 years old

>>31497959
Don't worry. The new science chick is a 8/10 easy.

>>31497986
WHAT. You're a MARINE goddamit.

>>31498025
What's the policy on inking? They telling me command allows them.

This Bald girls can suck a good dick, she succ so good like suckin the life out of me. Hey it's okay to talk about this here right?

>>31498043
As long as you're not posting from your PDA you should be sweet

>>31498043
Just nothing offensive, if your PT gear covers it its OK.

>>31498066
Sweet I needed one to go with her to their scifag ceremony or mixer or some shit. I get free drink and food, going to be a hell of a time.

>>31498083
OK. Have fun!

>>31498022
She fucks those big things on Lazarus lab, why do you think she wears that exso skeleton.

TL;DR she likes big guys

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Halberd Rocket Launcher.
> The FGM-150 is the US military's primary rocket launcher.
>Its 130mm rockets are deadly against armor or infantry.
>Fire mode 1. HEAP
>The High Explosive antipersonnel warhead is a opticly tracked wire guided missile.
>The wire guiding the rocket can be detonated for a 25M kill radius against infantry.
>Fire Mode 2. HEAT.
>The Halberd primary fire mode is a fire and forget, active homing, adaptive vector missile.
>Meaning that, once the missile has fired it "scans" its target and then adaptes the best kill vector.
>For Tanks, it goes Top-Down Attack.
>For IFV's and Infantry Exoskeletons it Direct Attacks.

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IPAS.
> The Infantry Powered Armor Suit.
>The "Rhino" pattern Exoskeleton is the US military power armor.
>Providing Level VI (.50 AP) this suit makes its wearer virtually bulletproof.
>Its Electro-polymer muscle tissue gives its wearer a 3 ton lift strength.
>Armament usually is a .50BMG machine gun, or 40mm belt fed Grenade Launcher. Or the newly issued Gauss Rifle.

Sup guys i'm off to work at Delta labs where there's nothing out of the ordinary happening whatsoever, what are you other normal guys up to?

>>31497000
How does it feel being an Imp's bloody pocket pussy?

>>31497133
Was*

>>31497468

>america still so retarded they have to use 5.56 NATO 300 years in the future
>but it's just good enough

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Plasma Rifle.
>Technically not a rifle at all, the DEW-1 is the replacement for handheld grenade launchers.
>Holding 10 shots per Fuel Cell the Plasma Rifle has two fire modes.

>1. Plasma Bolt. The primary use of the DEW-1 as a grenade launcher.
Each bolt has the power of an 40mm grenade.
>However, use with extreme caution due to blast overpressure and thermal burns.

>2. Plasma Blast. The secondary fire mode simply disables the magnetic containment field used to direct the plasma.
>This causes the plasma to explode out in a 45° arc for approximately 5 meters, often immolating anything caught in its wake.

PROTIP. Wear some welder's sleeves, or cover your arms, this motherfucker is HOT.

>>31499018
Nigga its 2145.
>What is 9mmx19.
>What is .45acp
>What is 7.62x54R

>>31499082
>7.62x54R

into the trash it goes

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>>31497000
Who's a man-and-a-half?

>>31498269
So pissed they didn't approve the jump jets for grunts.

What's the point of being deployed on a low g planet if I can't fly around?

>>31499322
Fuck you, it was good enough to take mars from the chinks and the poo-in-loos

>>31497133
>hottie
Nigga, you is blind

>>31497314
Some idiot at Mixom's logistics fucked up and sent us 6 million rds of birdshot.

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>>31497175
>>31500080

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>>31500490

>>31497000
>be deployed to this literal hell hole of a planet
>my 1st Sgt is a dickhead
>my cpl's and pvt's all think I'm dumb as shit and don't know what I'm doing
>been here as a 1LT for 3 years, hell if I don't know what I'm doing
>then this one LCpl decides to post on this forum, breaking opsec
Son, if you don't get off, I'm putting you on dust sweeping duties. Good luck sweeping the dust off of the canyon floor, fucktard.

>>31500911
Sir, you do realize that some frag grenades ARE missing right?

>fucking boot. I've got more TIG and TIS than you.

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>>31498269
>power armor suit doesn't have a gun that can kill power armor

That's fucking retarded man.

at least half the squad better have coilguns.

Anyways, I'm stuck over in outpost gale. Nothing ever happens here. There's one platoon of marines and 20 scholarly types that spend all day in a room that we aren't allowed in.

It's all card games and shooting rocks.

We only get the light suits with the support frames but minimal powered assistance so we can't even run around at 60 kph and do quadrouple backflips on patrol.

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>>31501304
You DO understand that the .50 BMG CAN defeat Exo's right? Just hold the trigger.
Gauss Rifles for straight leg Marines are CREW SERVED. 1 for Shooter 1for Power Pack. Gauss Rifles FUCK UP Exo's.
All the Gauss Rifle is stripped 20mm gun from a Powell IFV.

>>31499531
Oh fuck. Its Flynn Tagert.
Did you see what he did to that fat corpsman?
>RIP AND TEAR YOUR GUTS!!!!

>>31499880
Nigga we Marines not Air Force.

>>31501418
The plates on the Exo are multi-hit as fuck retard.
And then the Exo is so damn fast you won't even hit him twice anyways. With the aim assist and shooter-snoopers his suit will autonomously light you the fuck up. All he has to do is key "yes" with his neural interface.

Nocombat detected.

We all carry ANI1 rail assisted battle rifles anyways. Armor is becoming obsolete. Man-portable weapons can penetrate IFVs and armor, being heavy as shit, is too expensive to send to far away colonies. All we're gonna have in 20 years is freakyfast exo guys with thin carbon-fiber bump cages sprinting around and sniping eachother from tens of kilometers away.

>>31497000
Is it a meme that all the women have "Red-Rot"?

Is this Doom 3?

>>31501418
>.50 BMG
Big Man Gun?

>>31501513
its like that old early 21st century game that tanked predicted...