Deadly Traps for Theves

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Depends, what state are you in?

>install airbag suspension
>figure out remote control
>set up motion detectors under car
>crush thugs with 1ton of justice

>>31496293
i don't care about the law mr FBI man

>>31496298
I'm thinking maybe some solenoid actuated hardened steel spikes that come down from the edges of the vehicle pointing inwards so they can't escape until I release them.

>>31496283
>not replacing your stock exhaust system with dual exhaust straight pipes

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I'm also thinking maybe a high voltage capacitor discharge system.

1. Car alarm.
2. Shoot them.

>>31496283
what meth infested shit hole do you live in?

>>31496894

A capacitor needs time to charge.
If the miscreant isn't taken care of in one shock, which is very possible depending on the route the electricity takes when he gets it, he can just skedaddle and return with gloves the next day.

>>31496883
>owning a vehicle with a catalytic converter or Ecu in the first place

Shiggy diggy diggery doo

but alea doesn't mean cube

>>31497027
Thief wouldn't go back to the shock car twice when there are a million other cars to steal.

I vote landmine under the car. Anyone tries to steal your parking space, BOOM!

>>31496283
Rig the cat with an explosive that has two thin wires soldered onto it on the back, completing a circuit.. so when the circuit is broken by someone yanking it out the whole car goes boom boom.

>>31496283
OP did someone steal your catalytic converter. Now you want to see justice no matter the cost.

>>31496283
Why do you even need one, just get a straight pipe

>>31497011
LA the city

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>>31497326
I think I need to escape from LA. Third catalytic converter stolen from my car. Fortunately I have $0 deductible after the first one was stolen.

>>31497174
>not being so decadent you want to shoot palladium out of your ass

what is a good diy booby trap for a shed?

>>31498239
Tamper activated shotgun behind the door.


Reminds me of an irc transcript of a guy who collected landmines in his shed, some poor fucker broke in the shed and got blown to shit.