Boating accident

Ah yes, those must be at the very bottom of Lake Gofuckyourself at this very moment.

>>31491822
Say nothing, shove dragon dildo down ATF fiends mouth while simultaneously protecting doggo.

>>31491822
Funny, the last 12 houses we went to said the same thing

>>31491822
Welp, that thing is fucked up

I missed the whole "boating accident" thing. What the deal with it?

>>31491822

Boating accident sir? You've got the wrong house officer, that's my neighbor. A tornado stole my firearms.

>>31491822

Oh, hello! Have you seen my lucky mine anywhere? I always take it with me when I go fishing.

>>31494127
>Bestest most illogicically ironic post.
Figuratively speaking, of course

Sir, you're at the wrong house. This is the southwest, we have no need for boats. Though if you check your records you will see that I reported all of my firearms stolen by Mexicans two days after President Clinton gave her inaugural speech.

Here's a tip, if you're wondering if you can hunt geese from a canoe, you probably can't.

>>31494545
it's a real pain when you lose all your guns in a boating accident

>>31494661
>Implying most of the southwest won't secede or fall into open anarchy if Clinton tries to go full confiscation
To answer the op tho I would throw my deadly assault cactus at him. It has spines that don't soften and permanently disfigure little children

>>31491822
am i being detained?

>>31494545
Guns seem to have a natural attraction to water. It's sad really. So many good guns are at the bottom of my local lake.

I guess ATF will have to drain Lake Travis to ensure they're never used again for crime. God knows what the Bass are doing with all those weapons.

>>31491822
I don't own a boat.

>>31491822
Yeah, turns out guns make great fish lures. Just a shame the leprechaun big foot monster that lives in Lake Lanier steals em off the line before I can reel in any fish.

>>31496950
Not any more After the accident you dont

>>31491822
Well you see officer I have a small confession to make...
You see the boat I owned was in fact made out of my guns, because I figured it could help me avoid licencing.
Unfortunately the Obrez motor caused a catastrophic chain reaction with the Glock deck.

/k/, what would you even shoot out in the middle of a lake?

>>31497066
Water

>>31497066
Carp.

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>>31497066
Fish? Have you seen the pike out here? Damn things need to be taken down with nothing smaller than a .308.

>>31497066
>Current year
>Not shooting lake water
>Not trout fishing with your full auto AR.

>>31497066
Somali pirates, duh. Them aquaskinnies are every where on the water.

>>31496931
lol I lost all of my guns on town lake as well. Fuck all this ACL shit

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>>31491822
I have to go now

>>31497066
>I dont know what Asian Carp are
wew

Well they aren't here anymore, try the local lake

>>31497180
What happened to your hand?

>>31491822
I'd just give him this really PTSD expression before collapsing to the ground, sobbing about how terrible the boating accident was, wherein the lives of my two ex-wives were also lost.

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>>31497066
dogs

>>31491822
inb4 video of that Anon who recovered his beloved shotgun ACTUALLY lost in a boating accident

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But officer, there really was a tragic boating accident

I swear I'll turn this continent into a boating accident if some commies come for my fucking guns.

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>>31496931
I live near the coast. I can only imagine the amount of poor, innocent guns at the bottom of the ocean.

And all that saltwater corrosion....

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dunno bout no boating accident m8

mine 'accidentally' fell into some PVC when I was doin a reno

>>31497066

Why do you care you FUCKING FACULTY BOOTLICKER COMMIE DEMOCRAT REEEEEEEEEEE

>>31498545
Okay, champ.

I was 55 miles offshore. Boat went down in about 340 feet of water. Im not sure where. If you could let me lnow anything you find that would be great.

>>31498783
55 miles out...and ONLY 340 feet down?

Nigga, that's totally salvageable. Grab some scuba equipment and you're set.

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>>31497112
>>Not trout fishing with your full auto AR.
>trout
yet ANOTHER stamp to buy for my AR.

>>31497107
northern?
i like northern. they're okay but they're fun.

>>31491822
Yeah, they fell into Mullett lake, which has a strong current that leads to lake michigan
Good luck finding them, let me know if you do.

Daily reminder that if we're to the point of ditching guns in lakes, we're past the point of no return.

Like putting on a condom after you've fucked Magic Johnson in the ass.

>>31500178
>he believes were actually ditching guns in the lake
>not burying them in cosmoloine barrels in the back yard, surrendering a .22 ruger and saying all others were lost in a boating accident
Newfag get out