Anyone have good resources about how to clear your home as a

Just blindfire around the corners dumbass

>>31488783
>think I hear a coon
>gotta clear house to make sure it was just a coon and not a coon

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>>31488803

just get a flashlight and get greased up and progressively go through the house. its not that fuckin complex what have you been doing spinning around in the living room?

>>31488783
>what is an alarm?

Are they inside and the alarm going off? Call cops, barricade and create your kill zone.

Alarm on and not tripped? You're fine, go back to bed

Lastly, stop making shit posts on /k/. Full on mall ninjas will always fantasize about going room to room saying pew pew pew, but they will never be better off than barricading with the scenario you described.

>>31488830
>get greased up
the fuck

>its not that fuckin complex
clearing a building safely is one of the most complex things possible

do you even know how to slice pies bro?

>>31488877
>>what is an alarm?
One of those things renters can't install. Some of us live in townhomes/apartments/condos.

>despite renting, you are still considered the "homeowner" in common legalese

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I generally throw a concussion grenade into the living room before diving behind the couch.

wifi security cameras

Depends on where the rest of their family is in the house.

>>31488783
>10 replies of garbage and 1 good joke

>>31488908
>dat grip
Man Matt Judge mush be pro-funs, too bad he makes fucking libtard cartoons like King of the Hill.

>>31488908
Hi honey. I'm home!

>>31488783
Racking a shotgun usually sends a pretty clear message to home invaders.

>>31490829
Shooting them with a rifle sends a pretty clear message too

>>31490646
>BANG
>EEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>31490829
Good afternoon, Elmer.

>>31488783
Don't turn on any lights, tip toe. Spot the intruder before they spot you. Shoot them a bunch of times.

Alteratively I have one of those pittbulls pols Muslims really want to kill, naturally he'll neutralize any threat or kid or animal less than a hundred pounds by himself. Anything larger than a hundred pounds he runs to me then gauges my response to either charge or hide. The stupid shit knows three commands paw, other paw, and "git 'em." He's a lot more reliable than something that goes out than something that goes out with the power. Alteratively, I can't have any other pets or let friends bring their kids over.

>>31488783
I sing this while walking around in the center axis relock stance.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Q-QH1XiCQw

>>31488792
Fucking hell I laughed so hard at this.

>>31491460
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIYNoH99Guc

There's nothing scares intruders more than a white guy singing bluegrass at the top of his lungs.