/AK/ Thread

*Know whats up. Sorry.

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STRONK

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so, what writefag are ya'll waiting for right now?

also, yukari best girl, fite me

>>31487484
Harem desu senpai

>>31487555
what, do you mean the old one, because i finished that. or a 2.0 or whatever?

>>31487455
damn son! got more from this artist?

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>/ak/ is all smut now
I think I can agree with Ian now that /k/ went too far.

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>>31487564
New one. With how I plan on buying as many guns as I can every year it would fit.
>>31487573
Reverse it. It's on gel. Somewhere.
Also STRONK OPER8R GRILLS
>>31487595
Ian a shit.

>>31487595
Don't blame us. Blame yourself or God

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>>31487614
U fukin take that back or I'll join the smut war with a bunch of feels stories

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>>31487720
pls no senpai

>>31487720
http://pastebin.com/ZCs5YGma

hang on a second? what is it i hear? is it feels o clock yet?

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>tfw I just want SoL, not feels or lewds

>>31487766
I have never understood this series of pics. It's like some post-apocalyptic future where only cities and panties were destroyed.

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>the alarm rings
>you immediately feel hatred towards it, because it reminds you that you cant lie in bed and cuddle all day
Is it time to go up now?
>"well, i have to go to work,you can lie down in bed all day if you want. Just remember to be ready for this afternoon, alright?"
I know! we're going shooting! right?
>"yep. i'll pick up the ammo on the way home, and then head straight here, or do you want to come along and get the ammo?"
yes! can i come along? b-but i'll get ready for today, find my clips and all that.
>"oh, they should be in the box with the cleaning tools. But i have to go now

>at work, you think about the range
>is criminally underpopulated. bit pricey perhaps, but they guy running it is pretty cool
>but will they be okay with an AT rifle?
>and she needs a name aswell
>after doodling for some minutes with a pun on "PTRS" you decide Annie is a good a name as any
>you leave work and drive home
>hang on, my garage didn't look like that
>"hello, you there?"
Hello anon!
>she mas entered maid-mode again, with the apron and rolled up sleeves
>she happily bounces down the stairs
>bouncy-bouncy-bou...
>dammit don't stare
>"hey there, i think i've come up with a name for you. Do you like Annie?
...yes! Are we going to go shooting now?
>"sure, but... have you cleaned out the garage?"
Yes i did! and i cleaned the windows!
>"that's sweet of you, but you don't have to do all this
nope! but for you a'll do it anyway
>this girl is amazing
>"so, you ready?"

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>>31487871
I'm ready

>>31487871
Yes!
>she gets rid of her apron in a second, and follows you out to the car
>oh yeah...
>"this is a not-horrible little car, but i don't think i'm gonna be able to fit a 7' rifle in it, you just go like you are now, alright?"
okay!
>you squeeze in to the little toyota, and she even manages to find a somewhat decent seating position after the seat has been slammed to the floor and moved all the way back
>Annie get s bit nervous at the LGS and decides to stay in the car while you go inside and get the ammo
>a few paper boxes of 14.5, and holy fucking shit are they expensive
>Annie is exited beyond words as you approach the range
>you're in a spot of luck, there is only 4 cars here, meaning less people to get pissed at potentially going deaf
>you go speak to the RO, who seems rather uninterested in doing his job
>not that it really is an issue, there are only 4 people here, taking up only 3 lanes, and they all seem to know what they are doing
>"excuse me, do you have any... sort of caliber restrictions for guns here?"
>the RO looks up from his magazine, with a rather bored gaze
>he looks at Annie, and and folds down his puts the magazine aside
>"well, we usually say .50 max, but i'm guessing what you've brought along is a bit bigger. And it seems like a first time thing, so don't mind, but you should check in with the others, alright?"
>"of course, and thank you"
>none of the shooters or their WGs seems to have an issue with you or annie, so it's all good

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>>31487614
>Ian
>a shit
Pick one and only one.

He is a patron saint, and I will not stand to see a heretic slander his name!

>>31488292
Amen

>>31488292
Amen.

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>>31487785
This, senpai.

>>31488280
>annie does a vary bad job of hiding her excitement as you load up the three clips you have, each with 5 rounds each. One might think they are not very much bigger than what a .50 is, but the case is both longer and has a much larger diameter than the .50, so it has about 50% more muzzle enery
>everyone is back in their stalls, and you prepare yourself as the range is about to go hot
>as she changes, you quickly realize that shouldering a 70lbs rifle is going to get weary pretty quickly
>the bipod is deployed, and you use the stool, very kindly provided
>the the range goes hot, you pull back the massive bolt back, and it locks open
>it's not loaded like an SKS, from the top, but rather through a large door in the bottom of the magazine
>a silly large 5 round clip is carefully inserted
>the front hinged mag door, however, does not close easily, and requires a lot more force to close than what you are really comfortable with
>when all of that is done, that massive bolt is pulled back and released
>due to the immense weight, the entire rifle jerks backwards
>you line up the sights
>the are maybe not the best ones around, but the sight radius is over 4 feet, so there's that
>you take aim
>slow your breathing
>your finger is moved to the bottom hinged trigger
>it goes in slowly, and delicately
>a little more...
BOOM
>you are punched hard in the shoulders, as the 1000 grain projectile is hurled towards the paper at over 3000fps
>"fuck, that hurt"
>"...i need more"
BOOM

Is anyone capping these?
I can't read all day and don't want to miss FALguy

>>31488540
Yeah, we've had several people say they were capping.

>>31488375
I like it, keep going

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Who /NVA/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yff2xOFo4mg

>>31488828
None

>>31488630
I just updated the PTRS story

>>31488375
>you are completely out of breath
>you get yourself a little distance from the rifle, to help yourself recover a little
>but the kick in your shoulder, the deafening sound, even through the earpro, the brutal feeling of it all and the surge of adrenaline...
>you need more of this
>the sights are realigned on the paper
>you try to calm your breath, but its futile
>your finger is once again positioned on the trigger, pulling in teasingly slowly, and you are rewarded by a thunderous boom and a kick in the shoulder
>need
>more
>the entire process is repeated, and you try to be even slower with the trigger
>this time, however, you just try point it in the general are of the target, and snap of the last round follows the fourth with a very short delay
>you set the rifle aside, as the range goes cold
>Annie changes back, lying on the bench in front of you, with her head towards the targets
>her entire body is relaxed, and almost sloppy, her breathing is heavy, her face is rosy, and a solemn tears runs down from her eye

t-that...

>"hehe, you're liking it?"

t-that...

>she gets up, her strong legs barely supporting her
>she almost collapses in your lap, wrapping her arms around you
>when she hugged you while standing up, you could, rest your head without bending your knees too much
>now, because she sits on your lap, you are practically being forced into it
>there are worse things to be choked to death by, mind

w-were doing that again, right?

>"oh hell yes"

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>>31489156
>tfw you'll never spend copious amounts of money shooting your anti-tank waifu

>>31489581
i could keep writing though. i mean reading is second best, no?

>>31489598
Indeed! Please do more.

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>>31487595
Says you

>>31489156
>the range is cold, so you decide to stroll over and see how you shot
>not too bad actually, nothing to show off about either. but definitely tight enough group to hit a Panzer II
>however, that does not matter today
>Annie has regained her composure when you have returned, even is she still is just a bit sweaty
That was amazing!
>she hushes her voice rapidly
b-but it is indecent behavior, and its is not good in public
>"ehh, you're doing okay", you say and point over to the driveling, sweating, blushing and cross eyes mess that just went through an entire 100 round belt in under 15 seconds
>"and besides, it's not like anyone cares here, everyone minds their own buisniess"
>Annie looks over. And she is in much better condition than the other girl is, since she can't even sit up
okay anon. But we're going to shoot more?
>"i'm not gonna go to the range and fire five rounds. See that box? i plan to burn through most of that before i go home

>and so you did
>you even managed to shoulder the rifle for some shooting, but you shoulder was never going to feel happy today, so most of it is done from prone or sitting
>the sun is starting to hang low on the horizon before you head off home, after Annie not wanting to shoot off the last 10 rounds "in case something bad happens at home"
>you decide against arguing with her
>she does however get concerned on the way home

anon, they way you are moving your arm-
>"i have to change gear at some point"
no, h-have i hurt you anon?

Where did this notion come from that shooting a few rounds through a rifle leaves them completely exhausted from ecstasy?
Upotte! handles it better, in my opinion.

>>31490274
What did Upotte do, again?

>>31490294
Nothing in particular.

>>31490274
It probably began from the idea that most of these rifles haven't been shot in forever. But you are right, it's a bit much now.

>>31490294
They get a bit sweaty after prolonged fire, in essence "overheating".
So, as >>31490305 said. Pretty much nothing.

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>>31487814
In the future there is only thongs.

>>31490351
You see, when you flash butthole to enemy you startle. This gives time to shoot.

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>>31487484
>>31487428
Cute fluff is best fluff.

http://imgur.com/a/UT1N1

>>31488292
Ian a reditor.

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>>31490351
and qt3.14 oper8rs

>>31487595

>I can agree with Ian now

What did I miss?

>>31487614
what bullpup is that on the left? taking the bakelite 5.45.

>>31490064
>Annie
>Anti-Material Rifle

M14/10

>>31490569
He doesn't like /k/.

>>31490592
Bullpupped AK-74 according to the artist.

>>31490517
>Implying Ian not hanging out with us on here is a bad thing
No room for angles in our Heaven

>>31487595
/k/ has always been the lewdest board, this is nothing new.

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>>31489156
>>31489581
dat price tag

>>31490842
My wallet felt that one.

>>31490842
>1 14.5mm round = $9.4
>shoulder surgery = $? (Not confirmed as necessary)
>shooting a WWII anti-tank raifu who loves you = priceless.

So how did it go with the /k/omic? How did it die?

>>31487428
I just bought an AK and took it to the indoor range.
It came sighted in perfectly at 10 yards and is about 4 or 5 high, maybe, at 25 yards.

What distance should an AK actually be sighted in for?

>>31491027
150 meters.

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>be at welding school
>have Maho strap on my backpack because I'm a huge faggot
>old teacher who's always starting shit with people sees it
>fug :DDDD
>points at it and asks "is this your girlfriend, anon?"
>n-no

>tfw no Maho gf

>>31490569
He doesn't want to talk about /k/, essentially hiding us from normies. I'm good with this.

>>31491083
You are a sperg

>>31491130
no shit.

>>31488828
>isn't even NVA music
Come on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mG3BvkT6YQ

>>31491083
>you didin't say yes

>>31491193
this, desu

you show your waifu zero commitment

>>31491206
But Lilly is my waifu.

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>>31490274
>Where did this notion come from that shooting a few rounds through a rifle leaves them completely exhausted from ecstasy?
Depends on the situation and the context

>>31491217
L-Lilly?

...does the letters K and S mean anything to you?

>>31491245
Of coursh

>>31491254
you have absolutely impeccable taste, My total nigger.

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>>31490592
>>31490674
They're both Ukrainian Malyuk rifles. One in 7.62x39 and he other in 5.45x39. The company also plans to make 5.56x45 variants. They show promising resukts in the field trials.

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>>31491279
Thank you famalamadingdong.

>>31490718
b...but..I wanna hang with Ian-san

>>31491294
1, the artist literally said it was a bullpupped AK-74, 2, the caliber of the one on the right is 5.56 not 7.62, literally read the pic.

>>31491324
That's what the Malyuk is. They even have bullpup conversion kits at the ready.

>>31491296
i have slight safety concerns regarding this. besides, it kinda goes against her nature, no?

>>31491352
Shizune is downrange so it's fine

>>31491361
i'm starting to like you more and more

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>>31491294
>AK bullpup

>>31491310
>will never do 2-gun with Ian
>will never get invited to grandpa hicocks range to shoot all kinds of funs
>will never do 3-gun with Keanu

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>>31491294
valmet tried that in the 80's

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>>31491547
whops wrong pic

>>31491045
Thanks.
I'm going to sight it in at 25 yards though because convenient but what I can do is sight it in at certain elevation distance from point of aim at 25 yards. For example, I sight my AR in at 25 yards but 1" low.

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>you set three alarms on your phone, staggered, because you'd turn them all off in sequence and keep sleeping if they weren't hitting you in roughly two minute intervals
>at least on weekends
>even so you consider rolling over and sleeping through another snooze button cycle but the range is calling
>someone else is, too
>"Namelos! Na-men-LOS!"
>the sharp, ascending note is what does it
>you stagger down the hall to your office and find her at the bench where you left her last night
>"This ammunition is Serbian."
>her accented voice is pointed, almost accusatory. She taps a gloved finger on the blue and white box for emphasis
>it is too early for this
Would you rather Russian?
>her thin, patrician lips curl in reaction, but it's belied by the faint look of alarm in her eyes
>as if you'd feed modern Tok ammo to a gun her age. Her objection has a different basis, though
>not to mention it would probably actually be from Serbia, too
>"Wohl..."
I'm going to get cleaned up and then we'll go.
>you forestall any further discussion that would inevitably touch on your meager ammo budget
>she dips her chin in a nod and almost clicks her heels
>now showered and dressed, you find her waiting to go with your range bag. She buttons up her greatcoat and looks at you expectantly
>nevermind that it's just barely fall
>you'd hoped to have an empty range this early, but there are a few dedicated shooters out in the cool morning air
>some good ol' boys sighting in bored-looking durr rifles
>a couple people clustered at the pistol lanes, just talking
>she stands stiffly while you put on eye and earpro, then follows you to the far end of the pistol lanes
>the people chatting watch as you go by, returning the nod you give them
An old German gun...
>one of them remarks
>there's a wonder-9 of some sort in vinyl boy shorts sitting on the firing table near them. She kicks her bare legs, oblivious to the chill
>your gun ignores her

>>31491596
i see what you did there

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>>31491593
Let's do this.
>she unbuttons her coat and you pick her up to slot in the stock
>it's not matched to her, but fits well enough
>the guy at the gun store doing the transfer noted with some surprise that such a thing was allowed without making the weapon an SBR
>she had looked surprised and pleased that you'd showed up with one
>the range is already cold, so you pin up a target and return to the line
>you have stripper clips, but this is the first time you're firing her, so you load in only a couple of rounds, holding her bolt open by hand while you feed them in
>"Gut." The bolt slides home authoritatively
>she stands alongside you as you take aim. It's mildly disorienting, but the feel of the finished wood of the stock against your cheek grounds you
>the target is close, but this is just a test after all
>the others nearby have stopped talking and are watching
>she extends her arm and points
>CRACK
>it's not a jump by any means. She barely pushes at you, her own weight and the stock controlling the recoil
>a black dot appears on the paper, high
>CRACK
>a little better
>you set her down and start loading one of the clips. She tucks a stray wisp of blonde hair from her thick, wound braid back behind an ear
>her lined face is smug
Okay, you didn't blow my hand off. We'll keep shooting.
>you don't really believe that would happen, despite her age and relatively unknown provenance, but you have had to at least acknowledge the possibility
>"Of course not." She's indignant, but you can tell she knows it wasn't unimaginable
Pretty slick!
>one of your audience calls out
>since you're still loading, you beckon them over, let them inspect
>she doesn't seem to mind the attention, quietly describing the characteristics of her ammunition and the operation of her sight
>come to think of it, the nearness of the target probably has something to do with the high shooting
>as she speaks and you finish loading the clips, you have a chance to reflect

>>31491593
>>31491773
>tfw she's on your gun bucket list
one day...

>>31490665
To be fair, I don't like /k/, and I frequent it.

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>>31491773
>her boots don't match. The buttons on her coat are dull, and the cuffs are frayed. Beneath the coat, her blouse is a little large for her, and you're positive the corroded follower spring is going to give out if you mess with it too much
>still, she carries herself proudly, and the straw blue of her eyes catches the morning light
It looks a little like .357 Sig.
>one of her inspectors is comparing her ammunition to the only point of reference for necked pistol rounds he has
>she quickly disengages herself, however, when you rack back the bolt and feed in a full 10 round clip to start shooting again
>going for points this time, you sight as best you can
>CRACK, CRACK, CRACK
>still high, but that grouping!
>again she looks very satisfied with herself
>her quiet mien is a bit different in your experience
>the wonder-9 is two lanes over practically chattering to her owners
>you fill the paper with neatly grouped holes, admiring her long-suffering confidence
>you even give your audience a few shots with her, mostly to gather up all the jelly they're exuding
>her bolt locks back an hour later, having shot up the last of the ammunition you brought
>"Gut," she whispers, perhaps to herself.
>you put her back in her stock and she draws herself up straight, buttoning her coat again
>"Thank you. I am glad to see I am still--thank you."
>Perhaps that confidence was a facade. At least until now.
No, thank you. We'll go over you when we get home and get you a good, deep cleaning.
>this time she really does click her heels

>>31491867
100% impractical
100% fun
I have some buyer's remorse, because that's who I am, but I'm not parting with her.

>>31491966
Don't forget that old world aesthetic.

>>31491966
How much did she cost?

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Guy who promised to write about a Rhodie FAL here.

As much as I hate to do this, I don't have nearly as much time to write today as I expected. I'll still deliver, but it might be another day or two before I have anything worth posting. Hope that's not a problem.

>>31492072
Less than $1k which is good for one in the condition she's in, but it's still a chunk of change.

>>31487484
Always thought she'd have scarred up hands, and those crazy=popeye forearms mechanics get.

Also, a lot more muscular, but not fat, rather more "solid".

Still, that's not bad. Not bad at all.

>>31487595
Except that "waifu" threads have been a part of /k/ since the days of "cowboys and indians"..

>>31492284
Is that a price I should ever hope to find, or should I settle for the 1k - 2k stuff?

>>31492285
I've seen some girls that are all sinew and wiry muscle. No bulging muscles but still strong.

>>31487455
>with with an AA-12
Wheres all the nigger chunks?

>>31492340
it's the kind of strength you get by working, not going to the gym. takes some time to get, sure, but it's pretty much god-tier

>>31492324
It depends on what you're willing to accept. Refinished and non-matching guns can be had as low as $800. Absolute beaters can go for as little as $600. That's without stock, ofc.

My advice is to watch gunbroker and see what prices they're are moving at. I stalked it for months while I was saving up to try to understand the market.

>>31488292
Ian is best Ian

>>31492324
Different anon but this is ridiculous.
http://www.gunsinternational.com/guns-for-sale-online/pistols/mauser-pistols-broomhandle/mauser-red-9-broomhandle-full-rig-in-excellent-original-condition.cfm?gun_id=100543682
>>31492364
I'm in Texas. Some farm girls are terrifyingly strong and don't look it at all.

>>31490789
A Kriss? Really? Get the fuck back in the truck and get the M4 I gave you, and quit fucking about!

>>31492405
>farm girls

exactly. Doesn't look to sting, but because the entire body has been trained in a natural way for a long time, they're strong as fuck

>>31491593
>your gun ignores her
For some reason, I find this incredibly sexy.
>>31491773
She's definitely on my list. I'd prefer a non-matching pistol so I don't have to worry about wear and usage, but I will pay extra for excellent condition.
>>31491966
Bravo sir. Great lunch hour read.

>>31492410
What? Is 10mm against The Hague?

>>31491352
Its pretty safe.
(source I took my blind GF shooting)

>>31492690
...BFG is that you?

>>31492711
No just a kommando with a blind GF

>>31492690
>>31492728
how does one acquire a blind gf
I'm only asking for purely scientific purposes

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>>31492728
>GF
>guns

congratulations, you're doing better than 90% of /k/. me included. i can at least be happy for you, anon

also, i'm afraid i have to include the BFG screencap, because it's still one of the most beautiful things i've read

>>31492439
The thing that interests me about the loosely-defined setting is how it would change things. [protagonist] isn't the only one out there seeing raifus, obviously. They'd be all over (at least in the US).

Also thank you.

>>31492405
The prices on any site other than gunbroker are nuts. Then again, I guess you get what you pay for?

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>>31492757
Shit man, well we were in a debate club in college freshman year. One day the team went out to get coffee, we wound up talking. We started hanging out more and more. One day I asked her if we wanted to go out.
>"anon, I thought we already were."
Neither of us had ever dated so we took it slow. And here we are almost 2 years later.

>>31492766
Don't give up. I just convinced my gf to come pheasant hunting with me, and she's fallen in love with some of my prettier guns. They're out there, anon.

>>31492884
ehhh, i had a fiance. she died pregnant, en route to hospital because some cunt in a truck had a really hard time with the whole "don't drink and drive" thing. so, i've kinda given up on 3d for a while. i mean, this is an /ak/ thread after all

>>31492766
>>31492860
>both found a Lehleh at school
Well shit.
My last ever day at school is tomorrow and I doubt that'll happen.

>>31491593
Is this a story that's just starting?

>>31490789
>hey doc, is it weird when one is a different color than the other two?

>>31492192
Take your time, we have a few ongoing stories to hold us over. I'm looking forward to seeing what you write

>>31492927
Jesus..
Really sorry that happened to you anon.

>>31491593
>tacticool polymer nines are young girls in vinyl hotpants

Would that make the VP70 with a stock a Christmas Cake in a PVC catsuit?

>>31492757
It's easier to find a regular model and just put acid in her eyes later.

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>>31492728
Fuck off nam

>>31492784
One of the themes I picked up on, but didn't mention. I think it's interesting but I'm unsure what I'd like more; being the only one seeing raifus or raifus being a normal thing. I'm a jealous type, so I like having some(one) special.

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>>31493186
Or one that'll burn out her own eyes so you'll love her. This will probably require a certain amount of desperation on her part.

>>31493145
yeah, it's kinda shitty

so i'm taking it a bit easy with people now, might help a bit

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>>31493239
>Black Bullet
Don't remind me

>>31493186
>>31493239
>>31493278
MOVING ON

>>31493239
But that's a little harder to find.
>If you love me, you'll blind yourself
>k

>>31493159
I say only some pistols are lolis like Upotte SMG girls.
Also hogue rubber grips = spats?

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>mfw all these feels about blind girlfriends
>mfw i had a trap 'girl'friend for awhile and know what it actually feels like

>>31493159
>>31493318
Are race guns just chicks in tracksuits, or would they have some kind of cybernetic implants in their legs? Or maybe full-on robot legs

>>31493334
Was "she" passable? Did she wear female clothing when you fugged?

>>31493334
Is (s)he blind?
If not idgaf

>>31493361
went to meet her for a date and never even knew. She wore a sundress and spanks. She was flat chested but had dat booty so i never even put two and two together until i went in to cop a feel after a few dates and found a surprise

>>31493334
Trap or tranny, out of curiousity?

>>31493384
trap. Dude born male but acted and looked female.

>>31493396

Welp, into the filter list you go.

>>31493348
Probably looks like Olympic track suits.

>>31493404
>traps
>reeee
Nigga where do you think you are?

>>31493396
Huh. That's kinda gay, but alright.

>>31493380
lol how did you react when you found out?
>>31493404
>not being a part of the trap-love master race

>>31493380
What was your reaction? Anger?

It seems like, even if I was bi, receiving a hot dog when I asked for a taco would be aggravating, at the least

>>31493450
>Huh. That's kinda gay, but alright.
>>31493451
>ol how did you react when you found out?
>>31493459
>What was your reaction? Anger?

I was shocked at first, but the mood was already set and my dick was like

>Aayyyeee a holes a hole amrite?

turned out to be one of my favorite relationships besides my current wife.

>>31493380
>she

>>31493459
Personally, I'd be annoyed but if the person's good otherwise it's fine. Then again, I like my men masculine and my women feminine.

>>31493474
Good to hear. How'd you two break up?

>>31493451
>Not being part of reverse trap master race
traps are not what you think in 3D

>>31493474
Neat, glad that worked out for you

>>31493493
>Good to hear. How'd you two break up?
She had to move. I say she because she literally lookede very part a woman except for her feminine dangalang. It was very pretty tho.

>>31493334
These are things I did not expect, but not surprised for some reason

>>31493521
i got around. Tasted the majority of the sexual rainbow

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>>31493539

>>31493493
That's funny, I normally like the opposite
>>31493498
>not enjoying both

>>31493539
Hot.

>>31493459
>even if I was bi, receiving a hot dog when I asked for a taco would be aggravating, at the least
Probably the smartest thing I've read all day.

You know, I want to be surprised that Guard is a deviant, but considering the art he draws, especially the earlier stuff, I can't actually be surprised.

>>31493595
Lots of people are deviants, you just can't see through their shells when you don't know them

>>31493573
Nah, they really suck except for that outlier like Guard's

>>31493595
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTGXSdg0hEY

>>31493577
The word you are looking for is "gay as fuck".

>>31493698
No, I'm pretty sure I think it's hot, if gay.

>>31493726
That's pretty gay.

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>>31493775
>>31493726
>>31493698
She sucked dick like Italy during WWII

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>>31493806

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>>31493806

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>>31493806

>>31493848
This reminds me to fap.

>>31493901
That reminds me, I've polished my lewd story if anyone's interested

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>>31493806
So, very gay?

>>31493986
unleash it

>>31493986
Yup, post that shit.

>>31493019
Beats me, I just felt like writing it.

>>31493207
This would be where I'd quote that thing from the Little Prince about the fox being tamed and thus being unique and needing each other etc. but I don't quite remember how it goes.

Anyway, I'm less interested in uniqueness than how the world would be different.

>>31493159
That sounds a-okay to me.

I never really bought into the pistol-calibre=loli thing. I'd give preference to the age of the design.

>>31493614
>>31493629
Not saying anything bad about it, I just actually get surprised when some people show their power levels.
Just keep in mind that not everyone faps to traps.
>inb4 do you not?
I actually don't.

>>31494010
>>31494008
Ok. No promises about the quality

>Work sucks
>I hate my boss, I hate my commute
>I'll be happy when I can transfer to another location
>On my way home, I daydream about having the time and money to shoot every day
>At least I've got Mini-14 to look forward to
>My sweet Minnie
>About half a foot shorter than me at 5'5"
>Shoulder-length dirty blonde hair that almost gleams in the sunlight
>Small waist, small bust. Probably not much bigger than A cup (not that I mind)
>Dem hips doe
>I pull up to my modest home and can't get inside fast enough
>"I'm home!"
>Where is she? She usually greets me at the door
>I look around and can't find her
>I walk towards the hallway, shouting for her
>"Minnie?"

>>31487428
http://www.hameensanomat.fi/uutiset/kanta-hame/315223-katso-video-surkeasta-sotakoneesta-tuli-japanilaisten-pyhiinvaelluskohde

>parola tank museum turns into a shrine for anime pilgrims
>they donate over 10k eur to the museum
Thank you anime.

>>31494026
I mean that the post I linked was the first part. I've been capping stories and wanted to know if I missed any

>>31494114
>I step on something as I enter the hallway
>.223 rounds?
>They form a path to my bedroom
>Why is the door closed?
>I open the door and the stuffy atmosphere inside rushes out
>Candlelight?
>I didn't think I had any candles
>I slowly walk through the doorway and see that it's a couple of the lamps that I keep in case of emergencies, turned down to the lowest setting
>The curtains are drawn, preventing any light from entering
>Is this what I hope it is?
>I turn towards the bed, and see a figure that I presume is Mini-14 lying on the bed
>My eyes take a second to adjust to the low light
>Once they do, I can see that she's stark naked, doing what I'm sure is her best seductive pose
>She's lying face down with her head propped on her hands and her feet crossed over her shapely butt
>Her big eyes give me a dirty look I'm not used to seeing on her
>"Well this is... Unexpected."
>"You've been working hard lately, I thought you could use some release."
>As she says it, she crawls towards me on the bed
>"I should take a shower first, I probably stink."
>She's removed my tie and is halfway through the buttons on my shirt by the time I can finish my sentence
>"I love your smell."

>>31494137
>She kisses me deeply as she pulls my shirt down around my arms and off my body
>Well, fuck it
>In my haste, my pants and boxers are practically ripped off
>I pin her arms to the bed while I trace kisses down her neck, then her chest
>Stopping to savor her humble breasts
>We're kissing again when I slip my hand between her legs
>"Mmm..."
>I feel her voice more than I hear it
>I entwine our fingers with my pinning hand
>She grabs my head with her free hand
>Her moans urge me on
>She's a sticky mess by the time we break our kiss
>She whispers in my ear
>"I need you inside me."
>I let go of her hand and spread her thighs
>I position myself at her entrance and tease her a bit
>The look on her face tells me that it's working
>I look at her and grin
>"Are you rated for hot loads?"
>"Don't start."
>With that, she wraps her legs around me
>She arches her back and lets out a little squeal as she pulls me inside her
>"Eeep<3!"
>We're still for a moment as we both savor the feeling
>She's tight and warm
>The only word I can use to describe it is heaven
>I start thrusting
>"NnnnnnnnnnnnnNNGH!"
>For the next few minutes, I'm all hands and tongue
>Ass, tits, neck
>Nothing escapes my caress
>Soon we're both nearing climax
>I sit her up so that we're facing each other, with her on my lap
>She bucks her hips wildly as we explore each other's mouths
>Locked in this embrace, I feel her suddenly tighten
>She's close, and so am I
>All I can think of is her, and how good this feels
>A few more thrusts and I pour all of my love inside her
>Her nails dig into my back as she cums, her body quivering
>We both collapse onto the bed, exhausted
>After a few minutes of catching our breath
>"Thank you... For that."
>"It was my pleasure!"
>I hold her for a few more minutes before my stomach growls
>"Dinner?"
>"Yes, please."
>"And after dinner?"
>"Yes, please."
>I couldn't see her face, but I could tell she was smiling

Short and to the point. Criticism appreciated. Let me have it

>>31493539
It's a good way figure what you like and don't like for certain.

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>>31494160
>>31494137
>>31494114

>>31494160
>Short and to the point.
You got that right.
>Criticism appreciated.
Don't really have any. It's short and sweet and thoroughly erotic, well done.

>>31491904
I feel like this is probably the opinion of a not insignificant population

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>>31493334
>ywn have a blind waifu

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>>31494160
>Are you rated for hot loads?

My fucking sides.

>>31494306
>>31494246
Thanks! I was experimenting with a few things, glad they generally went over well

>>31494245
T-thanks

Requesting lewd wasr cleaning

>>31494114
>>31494137
>>31494160
this is slightly uncomfortable for me, as my dog is named Minnie. Good story though.

Hey guys, posting to let you know I'm not dead. Working on some shit on the side after we give the lovely lady some dicc.

I should be concluding the story tonight a little later.

>>31493986
Lurking

>>31494026
Don't get me wrong. I loved it! It was good enough to really make me think about it moreso than I would normally. Just be yourself and keep up the good work.

>>31494604
Thanks, glad you enjoyed it!

>>31494731
Awesome, take your time. No rush

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>>31487484
Yukari, the girl you hope exists somewhere in the world.
Seriously, is there a tank girl anywhere that isn't a lesbian? Can I pick them up in a T-72?

>>31494867
No worries, I see it as discussion, not critique.

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>>31494995
Cool. I'm gonna have a beer. I'd offer you one, but due to the lack of teleportation technology, all I can offer is some pantsu.

>>31495072
>bullpup pantsu
I can only gratefully accept.

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>>31494604
>He wouldn't an awoo

>>31494979
>Seriously, is there a tank girl anywhere that isn't a lesbian?
Yes
Can I pick them up in a T-72?
yes

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>>31495250
How do you know? Where do I need to look?

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>>31494979
Every waifu will be a lesbian. There is no happiness, only suffering. Accept and become it.

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>>31495427
Then I'll just enjoy my T-72 by myself! I don't need a wife to share it...

>>31495386
>How do you know?
When they have a huge interest in military history and/or vehicles and machinery (Specifically firearms, armored cars, etc).
>Where do I need to look?
The tank is easy. You just need to see if there is surplus for sale online and follow the local state laws on them (And if they issue permits or not). Quietly observe their behaviors along the sidelines or when socializing with a group. Little quirks and body language/expression say alot. They're all over but not in many numbers.

>>31495582
I know about the clues and where to get a tank, I've done the research. I meant how you know there are girls out there that like tanks and where I need to look to find those girls. I live in a military city and still have trouble finding a girl who likes military stuff

>>31494114
>>31494137
>>31494160

Glad to see that my work as a QC at Ruger was appreciated.

Enjoy the fun. Mind that any "non convetinal :wear might void the warranty..

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Anon who took
https://desuarchive.org/k/thread/31346887/#31359774
And ran with the idea (pic related).

Does /ak/ desire continuation of "Anon Heists a Museum"?

>>31495658
thats one of mine actually

>>31495668
I'd have included both posts but couldn't be added to merge them into one image.

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>>31495215
not my littel borker

>>31495643
She lost her warranty within the first week


Did you like the story?

>>31495668
God fucking damn. I'm going to be up all night thinking about this now.

>>31494604
Wait... what color is the dog?

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>>31495658
>>31495668
Just realized I included the wrong fucking pic because I am a retard.

Intended pic related.

>>31495658
Do you even need to ask?

>tfw you will never rescue and nurse a crippled raifu from a museum or evil liberal death camp
>tfw no damaged raifu to love and be loved by

>>31495829
that's >>31495717
her

>>31491123
>implying 4chan has been full of normies since 2007
holy shit you are deluded

>>31495845
that part however was not mine, that was another anon

>>31495959
>>implying 4chan has been full of normies since 2007
I never implied that.

>>31495999
>hasn't
fuck, i need to sleep

>>31496006
And I should never wake, yet I do.

Take some benadyl or melatonin, and you'll fall asleep well enough. Though it should be noted that benadryl is safe enough for pregnant women and is required by law to be tightly regulated to have the amount it says, so best use that to sleep.

>>31495734

I smiled, but most of my safe is full of Enfield, Ross and MAS rifles, and a few lonely armalites.

DAMMIT, I WAS PROMISED MORE OF THE ARGENTINE FAL

>>31496006
It really was never the same after Project Chanology

>>31496070
>I smiled
That's plenty enough for me

>>31494134
Damn, that's pretty nice.

>>31496124
It's coming baby, don't let me lose you yet.

>>31495845
Shit man, I don't want these feels

>>31496226
keep it coming, I've been waiting since 1pm... and it's 9...

Not sure if anything was said in recent thread happenings, but is that 7.62 Nato tripfag ever gonna finish his SVD story? His pastebin is currently sitting at an anti climactic place.

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Alrighty, here we go, continuing on with the smut train.

Note that any story I do after this one will most likely be more PG-13 than X Rated. I don't mind writing smut, but I think it's more fun to tease than full on please.

>In what seems like record time the two of us arrive back at my small house at the edge of the woods, storm clouds had started to roll in in the 30 minute drive from the range to my home, and thunder was rolling in the distance.


"So. Any other surprise visitors, or can we do whatever the fuck we want now?"
>She snarkily speaks to me as I lay the remaining ammo down on the table, along with her magazines, my eyes meeting my pair of electronic ear protection mocking me from the counter top.

>"Nah. Just us for the rest of the night." I reply, stretching a bit.

"Well then."
>Rose steps over to the table, turning her back to it and hoisting herself up onto it, parting her legs in front of a chair, wordlessly telling me to plant myself in it.
"Time you get to cleaning~"

>I nod awkwardly at her predatory sounding words as I head off to retrieve my cleaning kit, sitting it on the table beside her and taking a seat in the chair she's straddling, my head eye level with her chest, taking in her scent.

>She grins at my awkwardness as if the events only an hour or so ago never happened, crossing her arms in front of her and grabbing the hem of her shirt, lifting it off over her head, revealing her upper body to me.

>Breathtaking.

>She kept her mischievous smirk on as she watched me take in every inch of that perfect athlete's body. Those abs, those arms....that chest, barely contained by her black bra, another mole on her right breast bone that I hadn't noticed in the flurry of lust earlier, just barely peeking out from the fabric line of her bra. She twisted her torso from side to side teasingly.


"Like what you see or something~?"

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>>31496546
>Breast bone
Lmao meant breast, it used to be collar bone and I changed my mind on the fly. Neat.

>
>
>"N-no shit..." I reply awkwardly. She was beyond any woman I'd had before -- FAR out of my league, I honestly felt like I'd ruin her body if I touched it....


>But I did it anyway.

>Her skin was soft, and warm, the firmness of her muscles under my fingertips springing back against my touch. The coolness of my fingers making her inhale sharply at first, goosebumps forming on her skin.

"Your hands are fuckin' cold...."
>She growled just a little, grabbing the backs of my hands with hers, directing my touch around her body and up her sides, slipping up onto her bra, each hand resting on both breasts.

"Lemme warm them up ma--pffffthaha~"
>She was laughing at my mouth breather expression. I must have looked absolutely retarded.

"Your face! ahah! Stop being so dumb!"
>I grumble a bit and close my mouth, looking a bit scornful about being laughed at at my weakest as I look back up into her blue eyes, she was blushing despite being dominant over me.

>"You can tell me to stop all you want, but I don't think I'm going to stop being amazed by how you look."

"Shut up, retard."
>She smirked at me again, Kicking her boots off and shedding her socks using her toes skillfully on each one, her soft bare feet finding their way to my lap.

"Where's my cleaning rod at...~"

>"...waking up..." I reply awkwardly, squeezing her chest a little more, letting my hands explore a bit more, watching her lean forward and reach behind her back, unclasping her bra, teasing me a bit with it, slipping it down inch by slowly painful inch, and then finally letting it fall off.

>Her breasts came free of the fabric, two perfect light pink nipples atop her tanned cinnamon skin, evidence of tan lines marking the soft pillows, the portion nearest her nipples considerably lighter than the rest of her skin tone.

>>31488828
kys

>>31496624
need moar, this is great

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>>31496624
>She grabbed the back of my head and forced me in between her perky C-Cups, laughing at me again as my hands fall to her hips, grasping her firmly.

>Her feet reacted to the tent in my pants, working me skillfully with her toes, rubbing me through my jeans for the second time today.

"You like my feet, huh?...Freak~"

>"MyFayShIShinurTihts.." I speak back, trying to turn my face to speak clearly to her, despite the fact she wasn't concerned with anything I was saying, reaching over and opening up the cleaning kit.

"Mm~ You've got good stuff in here."
>She lifts the bottle of concentrated Ballistol up from the old metal toolbox, looking it over.

"And what's this one?~"
>She she sounded even more mischievous than before, lifting a bottle of astro glide from the cleaning box, looking it over with a smirk on her face.

>"T-That wasn't in there yesterday." I reply watching the ideas already forming on her face.

"Well lube is lube....right?"

>With that she popped the bottle of 'personal' lube open and began to let it drizzle over her chest, grabbing my wrists and planting my hands on her chest.

>I immediately begin to rub it in on her chest and stomach, giving her body a brilliant shine in the kitchen lights that dove me wild, her giggles at the feeling of my hands covered in lube slicking up her body enough to drive me up the wall as she undid her own belt, and undid the button on her fatigues.

"Well are you going to finish field stripping me or do I have to do everything myself?"

>Blinking wasn't as fast as me pulling those pants off, I stood and yanked them in one rough motion.

>Her laughing filling the air at my eagerness heating me up just like before as I look at her sitting on the table, kissing her again, just like before, her arms wrapping around my neck and holding me there as she savored it this time.

>She was owning the entire situation, one of her hands reaching around and beginning to lift my shirt off my body.

>>31494160
I highly reccomend having anons speech as direct quotes, this makes it stand out more so that there's less chance of a mix up. For example

>"hey anon, can we go shooting today?"
"I don't see why not, I'll get the keys"

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>>31496834
wew what happened to just teasing?
please continue

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>>31496834

>"Mhgn your pant--"

"Shut up."
>She immediately cut me off, deepening the kiss, getting pissed my shirt wasn't coming off.

>Tug.
>Yank.
>Frustrated grow.

>RIP

>...And there it went. She tore it off me from neck to bottom.

"Sorry. Not Sorry..."

>She grabbed me, pulling me down onto the table, her hands on my shoulders, wrapping around my neck again as I close the distance between us, pulling me down on top of her as she lays back.

>She nearly hits her head on the box of ammo and her magazines, and would have if I hadn't swatted it out of the way, sending magazines and live rounds ll over the kitchen floor.

"Ahaha~ Wow~"

>She laughs in my ear again as I grind my cock against her through my pants as she locks her legs around my hips, drool beginning to run down her chin from the sloppiness of our kiss, my hand wondering down her body to her hip, curving in and squeezing her bare ass...

>A thong.

>Of course she was wearing a thong.

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>>31496866
After this story my dear boy, I change gears.
>>31496935
>She leans up, fumbling with my belt and jeans button, actually managing to get it undone and revealing my length to the open air for the first time, the sight of it enough to make her stop for just a minute and take it all in.

"Oooh holy shit...You're going to fucking destroy me...~"
>She seemed hypnotized for a moment, the lube on her body transferring onto mine, staring to turn us both into a slippery mess.

>The excess lube on my hands began to rub into her lower body, giving it the same shine as her torso, her stomach and chest heaving in air excitedly as she bit her lip, watching me fuss with her panties.

>The position we were in would have to be broken for me to get them off, and unlike her I wasn't into ruining her parts in the heat of the moment.

>I pull them aside and growl a bit as I rub along her now bare slit.

>She was soaked, her feminine lubricant had soaked the scant panties completely, I pause for a moment, giving her a bit of a tease before I align myself and press in through the initial resistance with a soft grunt in her ear.

"F-Fuuuuuuckkkkk~"
>She squirms a bit under me, locking her legs around me tighter as I immediately begin to start a slow rhythm, the table creaking a bit with each push into her boiling hot tightness

>It felt as if she were trying to tear it off...in a good way, of course. Her tightness was no joke....no doubt a by product of her muscular stomach.

"Fucking do it faster, you little bitch....I can take it, can you?"

>"Rrhgh...are you trying to make me a two pump chump or is this your idea of 'stamina training'" I growl back, obeying her command, however, picking up the pace.

"That's for me to know~Nnhhn...~"
>She moaned as I pressed a bit deeper, changing my angle as I sped up, the table starting to squeak and slide a bit with the forces I was putting on it.

"You're gonna break the fuckin' table...~ Fuckkkk~"

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>>31497049
>"So you care about the table..." I pant into ear, licking her neck a bit.

"Nng...of course...I'm on it, aren't I?"
>She responded gasping and panting back as I continued my assault on her body, squeezing her ass and lifting her hips a bit.

>I decided to go faster still, the table openly speaking it's displeasure with a wooden crack, one of the legs going slack, but not totally falling over.

>She yelps in surprise, at the position slightly changing along with the severity of the crack, starting to laugh.

"Told you, dipshit...~ I can't even trust you to fuck me right...~"
>She laughed a bit after teasingly berating me, standing up in front of me carefully with my cock still just barely inside, her hips touching mine as she looks down between us, panting excitedly.

"Mmhn...So are you actually getting close or~"

>"Kind of...." I reply the bit of a breather much needed, sweat starting to form on my brow as she suddenly drops to her knees, taking my length into her mouth, starting to suck without remorse for my situation.

>"H-Hey! Rose! Fu...fuck..." I trail off as She looks up at me from her knees, her lips tight around the tip as she worked me with her tongue, starting to take me deep into her throat with no pause.

>She was trying to make me blow.

"Mmmhh...~"
>She held my thighs tightly speeding up as I started to throb, grunting and squeezing her hair as I blow into her mouth without warning.

>She chokes a bit, taking the first few shots, leaning away with a satisfied sounding "Pwah~" Taking the last bit on her face, sitting on her knees, a grin forming on her face as she cleans herself up with her fingers.

"Your solvent is bitter. I think you need a better diet, Anon."
She smirks a bit, giving the head of my cock a small kiss as my knees go weak, collapsing on the floor. beside her.

"You know I'm not done with you yet...~ Right~?"
>I gulp at the prospect, My eyes meeting her lust filled ones.

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>>31497192
>She crawled up my body there on the kitchen floor, her hands wrapping around my wrists, pushing them up above my head, moving the 7.62x51 rounds laying on the floor, making them clink and clang together.

>She stares down at me, leaning in and kissing me one more time, adjusting her self and locking both of my wrists down with one hand, slipping her now free hand down to her hip, a thumb slipping into her panties and pulling them off all the way, hoisting them up and tying my hands together with them, loosely enough I could get out if I really wanted to.

>Not that I would.

>She mounts me, biting her lip a second time, her slit pressing down against the underside of my member, slowly beginning to work her hips fore and aft on me, putting in the effort to getting me hard again.

"I was getting close too, quick shot~"

>She moans again, both of her hands on my chest as she speeds her grinding up, my eyes taking in the motions of her hips and stomach, the subtle bounce of her breasts with each gyration.

>Fire Mission. Fire for effect.

>She coos a bit when she feels me begin to throb at full mast, lifting her hips off me and reaching down, pressing me back inside her tight hole, starting to bounce on top of me relentlessly.

"Ah..Ahhh~ There we go....~ Nnh...~"
>She voices her pleasure with the situation as I press my hips up a bit to meet hers, her whole body bouncing on top of me, her breasts happily jiggling with each of her powerful motions, switching to a slow and long circular grind, before adjusting for a forward and back motion, then back to bouncing on top of me, leaning forward with her upper bod for a bit more leverage, squeezing my forearms.

"Ah! Fuck! Mmgh! Harder!"
>She slaps my face suddenly in the heat of her riding.

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>>31497192
>"Your solvent is bitter. I think you need a better diet, Anon."

I love jokes

>>31493848
Takumin~

FAL caps when?

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>>31497363
>"Mgh!" I growl at the sting of her slap, falling right into her trap, viciously bucking upward and meeting her bucks with my own, our hips meeting beginning to fill the kitchen with lewd sounds, starting to overpower our own ecstasy driven noises.

"F-Fuccckk....i-i'm gonna cum...!"
>She squeals her words, her voice much higher than usual, I break free of my restraint, grabbing her ass and sitting up, giving her a nice firm slap, bouncing her roughly on my lap, kissing her as I begin to throb, her body starting to constrict around me as her juices start to flow more rapidly.

"Y-You're gonna cum again...?...I-Inside...shoot inside..."
>She can barely form words at this point, her eyes rolling a bit, resting her head on my shoulder, biting my collar bone as I give her three more powerful thrusts, grunting and cumming deep inside her quivering pussy, pushing her over the edge with my own orgasm as she squeezes me with her legs and arms, biting my shoulder, moaning deeply into it, riding the waves of pleasure that rocket through her frame.

"Nh..hnnnmmn..."
>She pants, keeping her head rested on my shoulder, my breaths matching hers as I slide back a bit, my back meeting the cabinets, resting my hand on the back of her head, petting her a bit, pulling the leather band holding her braid in place, and letting her hair down, running my fingers through it as she rests on top of me, still connected at the hips.

"I...love you, anon."
>She speaks softly, her head rubbing against my shoulder as I continue to pet her, the words enough to make my heart skip.

>"I love you to, Rosaria...."
>I lean down, extending her name fully, kissing her forehead, My arms tightening around my treasure, I feel a warm droplet run down my skin.

>Tears in her eyes.

>I thought it better not to say anything, rubbing her back a little, keeping her warm.

"....We didn't do much cleaning...."
She stated, satisfaction in her voice as she reaches up to wipe her eyes.

>>31495386
>>31495480
>T-72
>Posts a T-90A

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>>31497475
>"Well...I suppose water's not bad for you." With that I stand up, holding her in my arms, grabbing a brush from the cleaning kit and taking her into the bathroom with me, stepping into the shower and starting the water, refusing to let her down from my grip, kissing each other playfully in the hot water.

>Eventually she wriggles out of my grasp and touches her own feet to the shower floor, With that I begin to wash her with soap, Ignoring her small sounds of protest, smiling a bit at her as I do, making sure to get every single little crevice of her body, employing the nylon cleaning brush in places she was ticklish, just to make her squirm.

"Can you fuggin stop....haha~ stop!~"
>I ignore her and continue brushing between her toes with the tiny brush watching her struggling to stand, her face starting to turn red from laughing.

>She then takes the initiative, standing me up by my shoulders and snatching the little brush away from me, starting to return the favor, washing me all over with soap, smacking the top of my head with a shampoo filled hand and roughly ruffling my hair, laughing at my head bobbling with her vigorous scrubbing, finally leaning up and kissing me as the shampoo starts to rinse away from my scalp, getting into her mouth.

"PGHUH! FUCK!...Bad idea...fuck..."
>She spits and sputters opening her mouth and closing her eyes, catching the water in her mouth, spitting it out and grumbling as I try not to laugh at her stupid mistake for fear of recourse, Grabbing her and lifting her up again, shutting the water off and drying her as thoroughly as possible, not giving her a moment to protest.

>After a moment she's standing in the middle of the bathroom, nice and dry, her hair still moist and clumped together as I tend to myself and then rummage through the cabinet under the sink, producing a hair dryer an ex left behind and plugging it in, starting to dry her hair for her, ignoring her displeasure with the hot air.

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>>31497586
"I can do this, you know."

>"But you're my rifle. I'm going to do my job and take care of you." I watch what I'm doing in the mirror fluffing her hair a bit, letting the hair dryer do it's work, crossing her arms and staring back into the mirror at me taking care of her, her expression faintly annoyed, but her beautiful blue eyes held a happiness about them nobody in the world could mistake.

>Finishing up with the hair dryer I sit t down and hoist her back up into my arms, walking through the house to my bedroom at the other end, past the broken kitchen table and the mess of rounds on the floor, the rain pattering against the window filling the air.

"What about the table...."
>She spoke softly, peeking at it over my shoulder.

>"Fuck the table." I reply with a small smirk, sending her into a laughing fit as I dive into bed with her held tightly in my arms.

>The occasional flash of lighting and streaming of rainwater down the window was all that lit the bedroom as we lay naked together under the sheets, keeping each other close, her head resting on my chest, drifting off to my heart beat.

"...I meant that I loved you, by the way, I'll never leave your side....ever...."
>She spoke again, hugging me a bit tighter.

>"And I meant what I said, Rosie. You're mine forever."
>She lets out a small joyful laugh

"I'm so happy..."
>She nuzzled in against me as I run my fingers through her hair again, the two of us drifting off to sleep together, ready for the rest of our lives as Rifle and Owner.
>
>
>
>
Annnnd the end. I hope you guys liked it. I'm goin' the fuck to bed now. Chances are I'll always be around.

Until next time.
Same bat time.
Same bat channel.

>>31497684
Aww. That's cute. 10/10 would read again.

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>>31497684
Guard, draw the hair drying scene pretty please

My heart needs this

>>31497684
I want to say I fapped
But the posting was too slow
I fapped in thought though
And it's the thought that counts

>>31497781
Apologies for being slow with it.

I do appreciate you staying to see it finished though, I'll try and format better next time!

>>31497790
I loved her personality however after the range scene she basically was just a person at that point
Not that it was bad by any means, I just thought the range scene was fucking awesome
The rest was just really really good sexy times

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>>31497799
Yeah, that's probably a side effect of picking it up after a break, and honestly that was part of what I was worried about happening before I even transitioned it into lewdness.

Hence why i'll keep my writing to the degree of the range scene and imply everything that happens afterward from now own.

I might go ahead and take it all the way if it's /really/ desired though, that's up to everyone else.

>>31497823
>and imply everything that happens afterward

NO
I NEED SEXY TIMES
JUST MAKE THEM RAIFU RELEVANT SEXY TIMES
MAKE THEM SEXY TIMES AFTER SHOOTING INSTEAD OF COCKBLOCKING

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>>31497828
Everyone likes a little tease~

Admittedly, I probably shouldn't have left everyone out in the cold after setting such a mood, but ah well, there's always next time.

>>31497844
it was well done
but the intent was to piss people off, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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I'm actually surprised the benising has stopped.

>>31497684
You glorious faggot. This is great

>>31497844
It happens mate.

Should i write my story about something more emotional or, well, fluffy?

>>31497943
I vote fluffy. I.E. SVD or similar with fluffy tail.

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>>31497943
Whatever you feel like you're better at pulling off.

If it's a goofy story that you're looking for, then by all means make it goofy and cute.

If it's a more serious story, then go for emotional.

And nobody said a story can't be one with elements of the other, don't be afraid to mix it up.

>>31497955
I meant about my Mosin, it was my first rifle and it's been the only constant in a few major upheavals for me so I'll probably be buried with it if I don't have children.

The mood to write's struck me, but I don't know what you lot would rather see.

>>31497965
I'll give something more emotional a shot, it's nothing too dramatic but I'll make a few tweaks to something IRL that happened with it followed by something fluffier, or just a collection of bits and bobs about Natalya (my main issue with it is how she'd look as a human. Was thinking brown-gold hair, dark, dark blue eyes, face is a mixture of youthful and old, some scars apparent but nothing Hanako-tier)

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>>31497982
Unfortunately I can't help with how she'd look. She's your girl after all, and whatever you feel like she should look like is exactly how she will.

I'll enjoy it no matter how she ends up looking, so don't sweat it too much and just dive right in. Half my problem with my posts being so slow was because I was doing most of my writing on the fly.

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>>31497844
Me gusta

>>31497474
Now

>>31497943
b-but fluffy a pure

>>31498008
Well I'm off to get it going. I'll come back with it done and i'll post it. Thanks for posting the FAL story though, definitely one of my favorite things I've seen posted here.

>>31498023
Would a piston AR have some fluffy aspects? Because that's my other raifu.

>piston 516 upper w/ EXPS3-0 and an A2 stock, built into a racegun but the thing's 11 pounds dry

>>31498016
Thanks for doing all the work to get that together. I appreciate it getting bundled up and saved.

>>31498034
Np

Thanks for making Rose so purupuru and fuwafuwa

>>31498032
I thin ARs are so diverse, you could get pretty much free hands with "character design" so to say. You could probs add all sorts of fluffy aspects if you motive at well enough

>>31495640
find non-military cities. Sailors uniforms won't get you a single grill in a harbor town, but the further inland you go, the more the women start fawning over that shit. drive through NY in your tank and you will have women paying money to show you the sights in your tank, and not just the city's.

>>31498032
>a racegun but the thing's 11 pounds dry
Sounds fit but with hips.

>>31498023
Fluffy gets cuddles?

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>>31487455
i like this one better

>>31498110
only if they are soft, gentle and are done with with purely non lewd intentions

Would a Waffegeist that's been with their owner for a long time get jealous over him getting a girlfriend? Would just be like having over protective older sibling?How would it play out?

>>31498346
Conflict. Conflict of her grown love of her owner, yet she knows that, as a waffegeist, she is just a weapon. A tool. Her humanity is merely an interface with humans- a sort of spirit that has no physical form in the objective world, merely in the subjective. We percieve that Argie FAL as having the soft cinnamon skin, the sharp blue eyes, but in reality it's just a lonely man clutching his rifle.

But in the grand perspective of it all, I think it matters not. For if it makes you happy, then it should be left untouched. Joy is a rare, fleeting thing in this world like the soft glimmer of sunlight just before the dawn. Just enough light to illuminate your life, without blinding you to the realities you live with and walk amongst.

Would she be jealous? Yes, but she would reconcile this over time, putting her wielder's happiness above her own. Because to be a rifle is to be a tool.

They will outlive their owners, and the owners after that. A curse of immortality forced upon them by their fathers. So, to see their owner, their love, become happy would be something that I imagine she could handle.

>>31498486
alright, this is gonna be a feeltrip, nice

>>31493348
>cyborg gungirls
I can see XM29 (and other OICW-style weapons), XM25, and weapons fitted with a TrackingPoint system as cyborgs.

>>31495427
Are you that Anon from last thread who was disappointed about Rally?

>>31497823
Dude, no. Try and implement transitioning during the cleaning.

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>>31498526
Maybe have a Waffegeist of a 3d printed gun be like a mannequin, or like pic related

>>31498626
A 3D-printed weapon spirit would probably be something equivalent to what we call a homonculus- fragile and easily broken, with something unearthly about them relative to iron waffegeists' human-like appearance.

I'll have to try my hand at some writefaggotry sooner or later. Don't think I'll be doing lewd though, at least I don't particularly plan on it.

>>31498486
And of course this also a new generation that could one day take up the Waffegeist for sport, hunting, or defense. Bittersweet in a way.

>>31487794
>sako is a joke now

Welp, time to drop this series.

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>>31498631
What about if it has a mixture of 3D printed parts and forged parts? Wouldn't she be like a cyborg?
>mfw A waffegeist like the Major
>>31498692
>implying she always wasn't a joke despite her serious tone

>>31498695
A Waffegeist questioning her own existence as a proper weapon, or merely a project?

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>>31498695
Or like one of those Japanese sex dolls that fall into the uncanny valley. They're trying to look human, but just enough is wrong that they just come off as creepy

>I was about 18 when I first got my rifle. A Mosin-Nagant 91/30, it was cheap, reliable, and it would do all that a rifle had to do. No more, and no less.

>On New Year's Eve, when everyone was off celebrating the new year coming in, I was home cleaning my rifle. Freeing her from the Cosmoline that caked and choked her.

>On Valentine's Day, when everybody was off on dates, I was freshly out of a relationship- and with my girlfriend went all of my 'friends'. Highschool was a strange time.

>On the last day of highschool while everyone else was off celebrating and saying goodbyes, I was handloading and testing groupings along with polishing the trigger's mating surfaces.

>On the 4th of July, I decided the best way to celebrate my independence was in solitude on the top of a nearby mountain with a pair of binoculars.

>Mountain isn't the right word, it's about two thousand feet above the rest of the city though.

>I took my rifle, of course. I was worried about mountain lions and coyotes, the threat of other Homo sapiens never crossed my mind. I miss those days. They were good days.

>Took a potshot at a coyote that got close to me eating dinner that day, nobody thought about it because of the fireworks.

>went exploring a few days later

>lots of old abandoned buildings where I live from the frontier days, may be something interesting out there

>fast-forward a few hours, picking around an old house with nothing of value inside.

>sticking my head out, heard a car

>ohno.jpg

>saw three or four people moving about, talking in Spanish loudly

>made my way outside as quietly as possible, trying to not be noticed

>Of course this didn't work, was planning on just trying to talk my way out but given that I could see a handgun grip sticking out of one's waistband before he could react I was in a dead sprint with my rifle clutched in my arms

>After a solid five minutes, I'd just run to the edge of the few buildings. The wrong direction. Fuck.

>>31498701
I'd see it as a mix between the two considering the context of what her creator wanted

>>31498695
I'm telling you, a cyborg waffegeist would be a weapon that has electronics involved.