Getting spitroasted by Mike Vining and Pat McNamara
>>31482613
all male negros turn into zombies and open season is declared.
>>31482633
Looks like /k/s going on a spook hunt
Defending my school from zombies
>>31482613
Race war
Defending my city from baka helicopters
>>31482613
Operating in a monster girl world with monster girl operators
Defending President Trump from an assassination attempt and losing my life in the process. He later uses my death as an excuse to start the race war while I smile from heaven.
Chilling at a bunker in 1980's Austria while the pact invasion rolls around
>>31482696
What is this from?
Standing with rifle in hand as "it aint me" starts playing in the background
Then sex fembots appear and attack which causes me to unzip my dick
>>31482613
Killing all life.
>>31482758
>>31482726
Unfortunately, Tomaru has already won the election. Not even Trump's hatred for his family & small hands can defeat Tomaru.
>>31482742
Gate
I'm pretty sure anyway
>>31482633
That's just resident evil 5.
>>31482771
>not wanting to kill everything
>implying it isn't fun traveling across the galaxy, looking for life to exterminate
>implying this wouldn't be great as you also won't be alive but a robot or something
>>31482613
>Libtards start 2nd American Civil War
>/K/ rallies together in D.C. to protect the Capital and it's people, as well as keep libtards from literally burning all copies of the Bill of Rights
>Libshits take the b8, and are drawn towards the huge, throbbing mass of toxic masculinity
It's like the reverse of Shiroyama. But with mace and rape whistles instead of katanas and plaid and feminazi shirts instead of bamboo murderfucker armor and masks
>>31482613
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIDvyGifRE0
To charge straight into disaster with my brothers at my side
>>31482805
>not wanting to kill everything
>implying it isn't fun traveling across the galaxy, looking for life to exterminate
>implying this wouldn't be great as you also won't be alive but a robot or something
Wasting time Physically traveling and destroying life when all can be experienced virtually and instantly from the comfort of your wifes sons gaming console.
Its current year anon.
>>31482613
More or less DOOM.
>>31482861
>experienced virtually
>it's okay I never fucked because I has porn games
>its okay I never eat because my game character ate
>>31482878
>it's okay I never fucked because I has porn games
Disgraceful
>>31482878
>wanting to fuck some fat sloppy whore after taking her son to the fair in shitty humid weather
>wanting to eat some dog shit burger that some illegal immigrant jizzed into as a "special"
You'll see the light someday anon.
The steak will be the best ever
The sex will be served to your specifications
And the fragrance of satisfaction will fill your nose
>>31482613
Reminding the politicians of the world that dick is the deadliest.
Borderlands
Especially with Metal Storm
>killing shit makes your guns shoot twice as fast
>guns with >250 round mags
You take any GPMG and you go in there and just BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
>>31482805
>autistic Manlet detected
>>31482941
>wanting fake shit over real
I bet you get Chinese Knockoffs instead of the actual thing.
>become trap street walker
>someone tried to rape me and I eliminate them
>>31482941
>implying real sex isn't better
Try spending some time with family.
>>31482971
Enjoy
https://youtu.be/tmrggqzwhFc
>>31482973
>monkeys talking shit about their owners
>>31482613
Being left alone to be free in peace.
>>31482996
>implying you can find yourself in pic related room irl
>implying the tech will not surpass irl experiences
>implying youll be ableto tell the difference
Give it time, youpl come around
>>31482984
>implying chinese "knockoffs" wont someday surpass American made
>implying the chinese didn't invent gun powder
>>31482779
>>31482894
>>31482996
No avatarfagging anywhere.
>>31482613
>Snowden releases announces that he will release his final leak
>THE_MOTHERLODE
>all government conspiracies were true
>government panics and moves it's hand against the American people before we can take to the streets
>1984 (2016) Directed by Michael Bay
>/k/ moves into the nation's capital
>a fierce fighting takes place
>fierce urban combat in the D.C. area
>urban spooks and Academi everywhere
>trench warfare on the White House lawn
>/k/ eventually wins and becomes the new founding fathers of the United States of America
>re-establishes Constitution
>2nd Amendment written in all caps
>black vans full of /k/ommandos scour the capital
>missing posters spring up all over the capital of known libtards and SJWs
>Les Enfants Terribles
>the children of /k/ are born
>>31483110
>Les Enfants Terribles
Massive, wide-spread chimp outs as KFC/Popeye's chicken is tainted resulting in the fried chicken flu.
>be me
>parked in a pickup truck overlooking a cityscape
>laying in the bed
>surrounded by sand bags and ammo cans
nvm I just came no point in continuing
>>31483007
>tfw you got BTFO by a rogue monkey
>tfw you are a weak lizard trap
>tfw "YOU FOOL!"
>>31482613
>go demon hunting innawoods DOOM style with my shorty double barrel and my AK-74
I know it might sound edgy but it would be fucking amazing to me.
>>31482613
Basically being a Leon that saves a Sherry.
>>31482613
All the niggers in a large pit and endless flamethrowers.
>>31483440
>Doom
>edgy
>not based
Those cyber-demons always need some good ol' rip and tear, Anon.
>>31483487
>>31482613
>shit hits the fan and we go full mad max meets STALKER
>live the dream doing death races and hiding from blowouts inna abandoned military bunker in the mountains
alternatively
>ayys rule he world
>humanity finds out
>make earth great again, go full hfy on der asses
or
>ayys rule earth
>find out about it and instead of getting killed get my hands on a space ship
>spent years doing freelance space dude stuff plotting my revenge
>protected from the most powerful empire in the galaxy from just disappearing me by a thin strip of red bureaucratic tape, being from a lower class civilization and technically a refugee
OR
>remove spoops inawoods one day w/ a PTR
>>31482696
People like you are why I own guns.
>>31483298
>tfw you BTFO monkeys
>tfw you're perfect
>>31482672
Didn't someone do the math on how fast those tits would be moving?
>>31482672
>>31482696
>mfw japan
>>31482613
>finish school
>join the FBI
>become an agent with NCAVC and profile serial killers
>do that for some time before retiring
>take up my 2 other passions, writing and film
>get work making.consulting/writing for movies or television
>meet actresses and fuck them until I go into cardiac arrest
>>31484491
sounds like the only thing holding you back is being a fucking pussy
so why don't you stop being a pussy
>>31484516
my mom says im tough
Removing poo-in-the-loos in a rampage type fashion. They need to pay for their poor hygiene.
>>31482613
Red Dawn 2: Electric Boogaloo.
>>31482672
I saw this years ago and it still sets the record for the stupidest thing I've ever seen on the internet.
stopping the next ISIS attack, mass shooter or cannibal on a grey hound bus with my CCW. Not crazy or fun I know, but im a simple man. I'd love to be one of the examples for ccw being a good thing, even though I know the media will sweep it under the rug. Maybe Ill be on /k/ for a while. Id especially love to do it in my liberal office building and rub it in some of my co workers faces. Im going to pick up a stainless sig p229 with some rosewood grips as my new EDC just in case it happens Ill have some style to my name
Im a simple man of simple needs
>>31482996
>first two chicks were black and brown haired
>father is brown haired
>every subsequent generation is orange
he should be buying lotto tickets.
>2016 worse than expected
>Flee to South Africa
>After trying to finish college there or get a decent job, eventually have to turn to security companies
>after 3 years, branch out, go full merc
>work way up to be Big Boss; lose left eye and right arm in process (prosthetics, bitch!)
>Ops all over Africa
>Kill globalist shills, stop the cycle of African proxy wars
>Ops in Middle East
>Ops all over
Anyone ever have anything similar? As autistic as it is, I can't help but think of it.
>>31482996
Wait, i don't understand this. Is this a continuning chain of incest?
Also my wet dream is calling in a CAS in central park when the ayys attack
>>31482613
Something like Adventure Time.
>WROL except in major population centers
>Food, water, shelter, medical care, and other resources readily available
>still plenty of bad guys and monsters to defend yourself from, but not everybody wants to kill you
>>31484763
So fallout then?
Mass breakdown in public order and race relations, so bad the police are either too thinly spread and only protect HVTs or just say fuck it altogether and opt to defend their own families instead, with Nat'l Guard unable to respond as they too wish to only defend their families. Dindus and mudslimes take to the streets, guns in hand, backed by their SJW white cuckolds.
As they swarm around my city, I call my nearby friends together to exfil. But word comes from my friends a ways away that they've been surrounded and cut off. Getting into my SUV, AR in hand, with my friends wielding everything from nuggets to glocks, we pull a Operation Thunder Run and plow through the resistance guns blazing, making it to our friends' aid in time.
We get to safer ground to get the news. The Second Civil War has begun!
>>31482652
kek
spoopy shit being real and getting to out operate a skinwalker or goat man.
but to condense it.
i wish to be a STALKER
>>31484883
is it bad that i want this?
cause i really want this.
>>31484779
Pretty much, but maybe just a bit more civilized
Being ODST in new Mombasa
>Drop in from the edge of space
>Wear all that cool armour
>Lurk alone in the city at night and snap Ayy's necks
>Fight along side Master Chief
>Silenced Magnum
>Lurk in silence and defeat Covie death squads
>Extract in Pelican after a huge stand-off with Covie forces
>Narrowly escape getting glassed by those death beams on Covie spaceships
>Silenced Magnum
>>31482750
>unzip my dick
What's inside?
>>31485135
pistachios
>suddenly become qualified
>become a PMC with a non shit company doing cargo ship protection detail
>laws magically change to become easier to remove pirate and guns don't need to be smuggled ect.
>do that for a couple years
>actually retire which is something my generation probably wont be able to do.
This is the semi realistic fantasy
Next is the hyper fantasy
>we are in magical fantasy land so lets just say Western Culture regrows its backbone and un-cucks itself
>Technology and progress accelerates at a even faster rate
>Humanity takes a good look at whats holding us back
>Prosperity leads to increased standards of living and education for everyone
>pretty soon only the dangerously retarded and degenerate aspects of humanity are the final problem
>lets just hypothetically say these people are incapable of reason
>Examples are Muslim extremists, Niggers who killed those doctors working on a Ebola cure, Scientologists, Certain 1% types who fuck everyone over, Former and future Comcast CEO's
>get to be on the Removal team
>world progresses faster
>my kids will get to explore the solar system
>their kids will get to explore the universe
>>31482613
Traveling up the Tower of Babel where each floor is a new randomly generated operator scenario. Each time you die, you just start over from the beginning.
>>31484416
Yeah faster than the speed of light or something
or her boobs would be ripped apart by sheer force of the acceleration
>>31485347
genius, i say.
>>31485324
>tfw you were born too late to explore the world and too early to explore the universe
you will live and die upon this minuscule speck of (almost) everything humanity has ever created, hurtling through the black infinity
Our species is at its decline. There will never be a cure for cancer, colonies on other planets, world peace, or anything else our fickle fantasies can conceive to better our pitiful writhings we call our legacy.
and if there is; you, your children, and your childrens' children will not live to see it even be set in motion, let alone come to fruition.
why even live anons? im looking hard, honest.
>>31485449
I live for the chance to kill spoops in the woods.
>>31482613
A virus kills off like 99% of humanity but magically me and my wife are resistant along with the ~70mio people left on earth.
Life becomes what it used to be during the early middle ages. Hunting, farming, living off the land - while still being able to use the leftovers of civilization like machinery and guns
Well, its not really operator but shtf but I still post it
america gets nuked and WROL is decared goverment is fucking toast and north korea invades us, i go innawoods and survive by shooting some dog breaths in the face when they try to get niggy in my location
>>31485135
More dicks!
>>31485449
I'm the guy who you responded to.
I'm down with the existential nightmare man.
Honestly the only reason I'm alive is because I promised a crazy dude in a mental ward in a hospital I wouldn't kill myself until I had a three-some (for what its worth the only reason I went to the hospital was because of my shitty suicide attempt due to new anti-depressants. Before that point I just planned on doing it nice clean and discrete on my own terms go on a hiking trip and never come back)
That And I want to shoot pic related even though I think it would have a shitty trigger and be awkward as fuck.
But I feel that despair everyday and just fantasize my problems away even though it solves nothing.
>inb4 edgelord Im aware my existence contains high levels of edginess.
>inb4 kys I already want to m80
>>31482613
Fucking a CAG members wifie while they're out operating, him finding out and killing me.
>>31482613
taking 10.000 dollars and starting a /k/ingdom in sudan/somalia
>>31482672
Do you have any idea how fast those tits would have to be moving to let that bullet pass harmlessly past them?
>>31482742
It's from an anime called Owari no Seraph. Basically some disease wipes out most humans above the age of 20 or something leaving only a few adult survivors and the entire child population. Then vampires take over the world because no adults can stop them. Humans resort to making deals with demons and locking them in weapons to help them fight the vampires. That clip is the human resistance using demon bows to stop the vampires who have access to all the military equipment from before the fall of the world.
>>31483211
I'm pretty sure that was literally an episode of The Boondocks.
>>31485449
>why even live anons? im looking hard, honest.
Getting to ride a motorcycle at ridiculous speeds, nearly dying several times a week by taking turns way too fast, seeing beautiful vistas, and getting drunk with Australians in a hostel whilst playing Monopoly.
Seriously the best purchase I have made in my entire life was a motorcycle.
You gotta think what gets you going in life and direct all your efforts towards that.
>>31486179
> https://youtube.com/watch?v=9rZWKbR1c3s
Post yff it's bone sucking good
>>31482613
Pic related
Red Dawn but i have magical plot armor
>>31483022
I'll bet you a dollar she has an elephant tattooed on her back.
>>31482613
Operating all over Tiffany Tyler's naked body.
Battle Royale-style deathmatch where I have to protect my waifu and escape the island while operating the shit out of anyone getting in our way
>>31482821
>>31483110
>>31484563
>>31484883
A mix of this but trench warfare makes a comeback in the 2nd US civil war.
>>31483022
>dat mp5k pdw
>whys it onna floor?
>I could hold it for you
>maybe? Just for a sec?
>just wanna hold it
>goodbye mp5k pdw, I'll always remember you
>>31484394
>tfw you are an internet meme
>tfw you BTFO perfect cell without breaking a sweat
>tfw I am Pepe in final form
>>31484909
That'd be the fucking life.
>Chillin with buddies in the Zone
>No distractions of the urban life
>Just hunting zeds for food and water
>Rad storms come and we all chill in the bunker
>Pop open a can of pickles and Uri plays guitar
>Get off our lazy asses and find an artifact every now and again
Brb reinstalling Chernobyl
>>31487510
Fuck forgot pic
>>31482758
You can start with yourself. Trust me, I'm a doctor.
>>31482821
>fantasizing about being in an anime
In the second civil war, I will shoot you in the back based on nothing more than this autistic post
joining Delta
what else is there?
>>31482613
EU collapses and we get a civil war like the US Civil War.
With the East being Confederate's and the West being Unionist.
Being a weeaboo, shipped straight to Japan and fought to defend Japan against the US or China.
>>31487690
>Get's sent to a random pacific Island and is issued with an Anti Tank suicide vest.
>>31482613
being a police swat team member ex military running around in a cyberpunk world (like ghost in shell)
>>31482672
Imagine the intense ear damage that bitch would have. My god.
>>31482672
>anime
Basically sleeping beauty, but with stuff from GATE
>be me
>be an operator doing some operating shit in africa
>suddenly transported in other dimension
>said dimension is pretty much like middle age europe, but with dragons, orcs, elves and other magical shit
>get captured and presented before the king of the realm
>get challenged by an upstart knight
>*boom* headshot from my 1911, Indiana Jones style. All the people in king's court shat bricks and mortars
>the king told everyone to gtfo except the sorcerer and the king's trusted advisers and commanders. And Mr. Smith, special agent who oversaw US-magical dimension relation, including(but not related to); immigration (and deportation) process, clandestine operation in said magical-dimension, protection of said magical-realm (including its airspace) from other inter-dimensional invasion, in exchange of certain mineral extraction rights and whatnot
>the king actually knows where did I come from, even visited them every now and then
>told the sorcerer to send me back to where I came from
>he can't. Something about my fate tied to the princess (who is captured by an evil warlock)
>the only way I can go home is by rescuing the princess and killing the warlock
>given 2 option; either using them magical-enchanted weapons and able to summon magical being (from a pegasus to a fucking dragon) and risk not being able to return home (being further bounded by that dimension and shit) OR fuck them heretic shit and go tacticool instead (being able to call in airstrikes and black ops team)
>>31482613
Club raid
>>31482613
that i can legally home defend.
such is life in europe
>>31482750
>it ain't me
Do you mean Fortunate Son maybe?
>>31487961
Newfag detected.
To become a citizen of the federation and make the survival of the human race my personal responsibility...
...and to kill bugs
>>31486414
Bone suckin' gud!
>>31488231
> wife dies
> go full frank castle
> so much recon
> watching
> waiting
> living in a van
> news paper clippings
> red string
> long range telephoto lens picture
> mo watchin
> mo waiting
> maybe snatch n grab underling and torture
> ALL THE INTEL
> so much murder
> remove the dealers
> remove the sex traffickers
> remove corrupt politicians
> remove pedos
> maybe even a kebab or two
> wash over society like a force of nature
>punish
>>31488369
>would kill anons wife so he can live his fantasy/10
let me get the sex trafficking running first and ill come and free you mate
>Land on terracompatable planet.
>Be spess Lewis and Clark.
>Discover new species, find resources, and fight spess Dino's.
>Guns will be Glock 20. SCAR-H. M82.
>Discover Human subspecies. Pic related.
>Save her tribe from plague with antibiotics.
>She guides us around the planet.
>Spend every day discovering new things, teaching spess Sacajawea to shoot guns, speak English, and use tech.
>Spend all night balls deep in spess Sacajawea.
A Man can dream.
>>31488404
lol anon even my wife laughed at that
>>31487630
>the battle of shiroyama
Not everything with a Japanese name is a anime.
>>31482613
Last man out holding the bridge with a vicars and a box of grenades while my mates pull out safely
>>31483464
Rebecca a cutest
>>31486067
That's really hot.
>>31491493
She's ok.
>>31485357
Speed of sound.
Post-apocalyptic home town + Metro 2033 mutants and other shit. Nothing like exploring commie blocks while spooky shit is going on outside.
>>31483110
Second amendment and first should just swap places.
World War one style trench warfare with modern small arms.
>>31482613
zommbie apocalupse
Not really wet dream but I promised myself if I was going to kill myself I would ship out to Ukraine to help defend it from Russia. If the whole thing blows over before I get a chance, ship to middle east and try to take out the guys our politicians are too pussy to. Its certain death but I can at least say I died for something
>>31492226
>Speed of sound.
Her tits would literally crack the air, producing a "whip" sound.
>>31493555
Nice trips, but you seem to be in the wrong trench friend
I want to be a K-9 Officer.
Except my partner with a wolf/doggo girl
Awoooo.
>>31493741
Nigga her tits would burn off from the friction alone
>>31482613
chinese invasion of the southern US border
>>31488408
>tfw your germs kill her whole species off
>tfw her species are incapable of audible speech because they evolved differently.
>tfw you contract some horrible space std
Clickers.
Fucking clickers man
>>31484583
>he thinks the media would report on a ccw saving lives when he knows it wouldn't fit their "Guns are evil" narrative".
>>31494535
>even though I know the media will sweep it under the rug
>>31482864
Seconded. I want to chainsaw zombies and go to hell to shoot demons in the face.
I want a new world war to break out against a common enemy everyone unquestionably hates and fully support a fight against, like ISIS
I want be in the airborne rangers during thhis, and have an embedded reporter filming everything, every battle, all the times after the battles, the banter, the feels.
then I want to die on camera. either in a heroic way or a really heart wrenching depressing way. then show it everywhere as movie.
that way when I die some people will actually be sad about it for a little while and miss me
>>31482613
Raboids, tier 2.. the little zergling fuckers.
>>31482613
Actually, I lied...
> Firefly.
Thats the dream
The sacking of Los Angeles. among other cities...