Scenario: you are a beautiful, classy young lady. You have unintentionally caught the attention of an old pervert who will stop at nothing to get what he wants. Assuming money is no object, what weapon do you buy to protect yourself.
A bodyguard who has training and guns.
>>31481615
A deagle brand gold deagle.
Naa gaurdian, cuz I prolly, like, totes care about my outfit too much to dress around a gun.
HOWS HER FACE GAME?
Ez, low cost and effective
>>31481652
That's Melania Trump, so pretty good.
A jewish lawyer.
>>31481706
Came here to post this
I guess you've got the quicker draw
>>31481615
If the old pervert is Mr Cigar Dildo Clinton, I spread my legs and smile.
>>31481711
>melania
>hot
Wew lad
>>31481706
w-what is that
>>31482853
>Being a homosexual
>>31482891
condom with hooked spikes facing in
works pretty well, I assume
>>31481615
2 Colt SAAs in .45LC
After I fill him full of lead he looks up in his last moments and finally notices my magnificent mustache.
>>31482891
A bear trap for rapist's dicks.
>insert Rape-X anti-rape condom in vagina
>rapist tries to rape you
>insert benis
>AWW FUCK OH GODDD THE PAIN
>bear trap locked on dick
>woman runs away while you scream in pain with needles jammed all over your cock
>only way to get it off is a surgeon
>>31483478
Those things are felonious
>>31482919
Initially it did. Now rapists in the area where they were used ram a stick inside their victim's pussy first. If it comes out with one of those attached, they turn it inside out, put it on the stick, and ram it back inside.
>>31481615
Just give in. You can't win against the cock, nobody can beat the cock.
https://www.amazon.com/Disguise-Hillary-Clinton-Mask/dp/B00WO3MMSY
>>31482853
You prob think that ape faced tranny Michael Obama is attractive.
>>31483865
>brat
Why does every moonrune translator use this word for a minor insulting way to describe a person? Seriously, it's like they don't know how to swear.
>>31483493
So? If it stops a rape it's worth it.
>>31483911
There aren't a lot of swears in Japanese. Germanic and Slavic languages are the profanity kings.
>>31484011
It's going to turn a rape into a murder is what it's going to do.
>>31483493
How so? Is self-defense a crime?
>young lady in America
>beautiful
>classy
Choose 2