ESPADA XL

>>31476233

Did you even watch the video of it? Cause he didn't cut a shipping tube in half...he just stabbed it. Also all the things he did cut with it, none of the shit even had clean cuts. Enjoy your shit knife that has no purpose.

>>31476233
Just remember the culmination of 20 years to make a knife that lifts a fucking car.... A slab of steel that lifts a car
>be me
>need to lift car
>call Lynn Thompson
>"Lynn i need a knife that lifts a car"
>snake oil commences
>"it'll take me 20 years but I'll do it "
>" i guess this car can wait "
>20yrs later
>i now have a knife that can lift a car and stab said car multiple times
>most knives can stab through car doors
>I've done this with leaf shaped blades
>I've done it with a spyderco manix 2
>Spyderco won't lift a car

Seriously cold steel is fucking retarded

I like some of their shit but their videos are ridiculous.

>>31476277
Peasant plz. You would not dare speak such blasphemy in the presence of a knife that could stab through your car and kill you.

>>31476310
>but their videos are ridiculous.
That's like my favorite part about cold steel.
They make a few cool things, been really curious about those polymer knives I suppose you could sharpen a wood stick I just never really though about polymer as a good material for that sort of thing unless your like in prison and sharpening your tooth brush or something

>cold steel cutting videos
bald youtube guy said that full body swings are a terrible idea and you should judge somethings cutting ability based on wrist and forearm power only.

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>>31476310
Look at the potential penetration. You can't carry around other knives that even come close to this.

No because my knife is meant for actual utility not whacky hacky.

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>>31476233
>>31476277

I like that knife without a purpose.
Maybe because im a fag watching too many shitty movies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8H8B9EVdIVg

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>>31476338
>not being able to castr8 a t-rex
>not being able to cut the head off a megalodon
I can only pity you, friendo.

>>31476316

I ride a motorcycle, a Swiss army knife is just as capable at stabbing me as your shit knife is.

In the end it's cool that you got an item you enjoy. My god, when ever you Espada and sebenza fags take time out of your day to troll ppl, it just truly shows you all have no life, specially if your form of entertainment is to troll ppl.

For that, I feel sorry for you. I just picture you as a person with probably little to no friends, a person who prob never really gets out.

When was the last time you even had a date, or had sex with some one....your hand does not count.

>>31476334
>He doesn't OC two katanas

Nothing personal, kid.

>>31476334
I used to EDC a hissatsu fixed blade and it was easier to carry than an Espada. Not to mention easier to conceal with a lot better penetration. It could also stab a car door. Not to mention it was a whole $40 when I bought it. I sometimes carry the laredo bowie and that's easier than carrying an Espada.

Poor fags who can only buy one knife

Fixed blade always trumps folders.

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>>31476355
>personal attacks
Anon, plz.
>actually thinking a swiss army knife can stab, let alone stab as good as espada.
That shit doesn't even have a lock. The Espada's locks are used in bank vaults around the world. Lynn himself stopped a train he was conducting by stabbing his ESPADA XL into the tracks in front of him.

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>>31476380
How can you conceal that?

>>31476395
Kids posting in this thread know fuck all about knives or concealment
The hissatsu comes with a hard plastic belt loop that pushes it a few inches down if you carry it upside down it pushes it a few inches up and keeps the handle right at the same level as your belt.

The laredo comes with a sheath that has the stud on the outside. You just slip it into you waist band and let it slide down your leg. When you sit it slides up. When you stand it slides back down. It's really convenient and if you want a better sheath Mike Sastre from river city sheaths makes the Fucking SoCo sheath out of kydex with a similar design. Cmon bro educate yourself.

>>31476233
Well, I know my old Buck can't support 600 lbs (272.7 kg) hanging off of the handle.

I never understood the cold steel meme at any rate.

>>31476384

Seeing as you ignored every thing else, just went to the knife part...that just shows you truly are autistic...I really hope you don't reproduce (given that means a woman actually wants to touch you) enjoy your shit life with no friends, women, no sex....Just your shit knife, along with your shit existence. Now to set your shit to hide, ignore your retarded posts.

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>>31476427
>Seeing as you ignored every thing else...
>...set your shit to hide, ignore...
Toodles Mr. Double standard. You won't be missed.

>>31476412
Dammit. Now I want to try that fixed blade stud sheath...

>>31476233
I NEVER LEAVE MY HOME, WITHOUT MY OVERSIZED SWINGBLADED CHILI CHOMPER KNIFE, WITH ME.

FORGED USING ONLY THE FINEST ANCIENT AZTEC TECHNIQUES, MY OVERSIZED SWINGBLADED CHILI CHOMPER KNIFE MAKES SHORT WORK OF EVEN THE TOUGHEST CARDBOARD PACKING TUBES.

JUST LOOK HOW WITH ONE SLICE, THIS TUBE IS SMASHED TO BITS. EVEN THIS THIN COTTON ROPE IS NO MATCH FOR MY KNIFE.

YOU'LL NEVER BE PUSHED AROUND, IF YOU HAVE YOUR OVERSIZED SWINGBLADED CHILI CHOMPER KNIFE WITH YOU, OR MY NAME ISN'T LYNN C. THOMPSON, PRESIDENT AND CEO

>>31476514
It works really well and you can take the knife off without undoing your belt you just slide it out and go about your day. With colder weather approaching it'll be even easier to conceal. I just don't care care for the Espada in my pocket it's fucking horrible.

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>>31476531
>THIS MAN GETS IT

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>>31476551
It takes up the whole pocket and with shallow/slanted pockets you notice it all damn day.

>>31476572
If this thread is still alive when i get home I'll take pictures of the hissatsu and the laredo in concealment mode.

>>31476458
Could you please show me it's feetshurs?

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>>31476233
I know everyone likes to make fun of these guys, but not a single one of you is brave enough to get in a knife fight with any of them.

>>31476668
Because nobody wins a knife fight stupid.

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>>31476668

They're welcome to show up to a knife fight if they want.

>>31476668
I don't think they would accept my challenge. Seriously, Lynn is not in the best shape for knife fighting. There are way better knife "fighters" out there. Those I wouldn't challenge. Fighting with fake training knives is way different from real knives. You don't notice all the subtle cuts to tendons and ligaments. Of course I'm just a tough guy posting from the safety of the Internet.....

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>>31476384
>he Espada's locks are used in bank vaults around the world. Lynn himself stopped a train he was conducting by stabbing his ESPADA XL into the tracks in front of him.
hyper kek

Jesus christ coldsteelfag fuck off. this is the second thread about your shilling today.

>>31478465
I'm not gonna let the magic die